T90 Trolls Episode #1 Mass Militia

Welcome to the first Episode of "T90 Trolls." An AoE2 series where T90 plays viewers and attempts to win games in ridiculous fashion. In this game the goal was to kill my opponent with only militia. Point of view gameplay is not the norm on my channel but if this is successful we will make this a semi regular feature. Enjoy!
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[@T90Official]

Hey KZbin! It's not common for me to upload gameplay, but the Twitch community really enjoyed these and I figured I'd send them to KZbin! If you enjoyed them and have ideas for future trolls let me know :D A large portion of my content will be casting obviously, but I figured I could switch it up!

[@Owen-bk5fc]

Sneak TC. Opponent tries to scout your base and you're not there. You're in the corner behind them. Surprise! Of course, only pull it once everyone "realizes" you'd never do anything that dumb. ;)

[@justinbrown5022]

doesn't matter to me what you upload, I know I'll enjoy it. Keep em coming!

[@rustyshackleford1011]

Maybe going fast castle and some units for defense but you use nothing but Petards to destroy their base?

[@Nadie-mb4vw]

Win a game with Koreans towers, but you cant make any military or get to the Castle Age

[@jacobmosovich]

Try villager only combat or tower only you can only combat with towers lol

[@zerto111]

Zezedder here. The boar lame is my proudest moment of AoE2. I actually never practiced it and it put my eco to a stop. But this Video confirms it was worth it. :D Sadly I didn't really play for months and forgot about quickwalls. I think they might have helped. :/ Also keep an eye out at 2:54 for the moment of lame! T90 could have noticed it!

[@verdiss7487]

I think walling in general would have been a good idea, to restrict t90's mobility. That being said, that was a crazy game, and you did amazingly

[@ArawnOfAnnwn]

You played well dude! I especially admired the tenacity i.e. that you didn't give up early. :)

[@Vermbraunt]

Another tip would have been to place those tower to guard your eco more. They were all on one side of the base and only protected your gold

[@legion2590]

i no pig lol

[@liampucab9010]

Kinda funny he said “Where you going, boar?” talking about the boar he war luring, right as you were laming his. If only he knew! 🤣 GG wp

[@Purin1023]

"M'Lord I have an amazing idea of improving our technology to prosper and defeat the enemy" T90: "No, we need more man with club!"

[@gKaasboer]

> reaches 200 max pop count > builds an extra 30 houses to be sure

[@kunstderfugue]

never know when they're going to get destroyed

[@flyingpengy1367]

- I don't need this many on gold. - runs out of gold & has an over flow of food

[@exodus3968]

Flying Pengy exactly what I thought when he said “I feel like I’m lack on gold”

[@CombatArmsVRUEICMMO]

Featuring: Footage of the Barbarian Invasion of Rome [COLORIZED]

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

All the funnier because Zezedder was Huns.

[@345nugget]

This was akin watching the sacking of Rome in AoE.

[@KatieGimple]

Zezedder stole a boar! Therefore he must be MBL

[@Blunkfist]

Hidden cup in a nutshell

[@alpha-0874]

Watching your videos always makes me want to play this game, even though I'm absolute trash at it.

[@gajivebala7669]

Exactly

[@maxrander0101]

play it on hardest against max number of ai on the largest maps this helps you get better also always keep at least keep buildings making units so your always replacing loses as this ensures you have enough men this has only failed me once in a proper vs match when it was only me and one other player left after an hr due to the fact we had depleted the map of gold so i was forced to use units that did not cost gold and i lost in the end but with any game keep playing and you will get better

[@ashkara8652]

The reason we are all here is because we love this game, not because we're all pro.

[@teddys5775]

watch some of his low elo videos & if you want in i know a few low elo discord chats

[@the_rover1]

*me:* aww, I watched several dozens t90 videos, I surely learned something out if this, let's give it a try again! *also me, starting jeanne d'arc campaign:* ah shit, now I know why I suck at this.

[@Urrarg]

*Moving in a huge army* "HI. Just passing" I laughed pretty hard lol

[@TonioTonius]

They were going on vacation

[@Freelocybin]

29:18 Stalin killing the farming population in eastern Europe after WW2 xD

[@thiagoklock5064]

Stalin never did so. That's amerikanski business!

[@mauricechavez9879]

he did it mostly before WW2

[@klosterdev]

Zerg Rush: AoE Edition

[@cerealjerk]

not really a rush

[@mosesbrown4126]

I have thought in the past, "maybe I could get decent at this game.I was OMW in 1999-2000." then I see the APM of not-even-the-best-but still-really-good-T90. It is like an anime, and I am not even the hero at lvl 1, I'm an NPC

[@T90Official]

If it makes you feel any better I'm still in the top 120 in the world with my rating (humble brag). Getting 2k+ Voobly puts you in an elite group. The sad thing is that the top 20 are so much far above me it's not even close :D

[@diamondgelato]

Same here honestly

[@DPortain]

OMW?

[@mosesbrown4126]

@@DPortain on my way

[@GnanaPrakash86AP]

@@T90Official Wow! that's insane! No wonder you guys are soo good!. I assume even ZeroEmpires is not that far away from you?

[@partytilyoupuke321]

Luv it. I do want to see a lot more T90 Trolls. This is the good stuff man; Community games, weird game modes and T90 Trolls are my favs. Pro games, while still great content, are just not as fun and entertaining.

[@guyroxorz]

I would really like to see more gameplays from you on youtube, I don't have the time to watch twitch sadly and watching you play is really informative and entertaining. Even if it's just trolling strats you still manage to explain the meta of the game really well, and you explain your train of thought really clearly and precisely.

[@mohammedalenezi7590]

The best videos for you when you actually play. Really fun to watch !! Looking forward for more of these. Thanks

[@maxomnicast6010]

Lol, that was insane. I would have gone nuts with so many militia running around like ants. Waiting for #2 ; )

[@CooperBloomCBB]

I for sure though the whole vid was gonna be a technical difficulty. This is the content I’m here for

[@justinbrown5022]

yea another video, always waiting for the next one. Love your content. provides me with much needed relaxation.

[@mehonal21]

22:36 let's kill his army. let's just go after it. go for it. *destroys farm*

[@the_rover1]

no farm, no food. no food, no rations. no rations, no army. seems legit to me

[@racedrummer1]

Absolutely insane strategy. Imagine after reaching 200pop in dark age you just 'fast imp' :D

[@ZPositive]

I like watching you play just as much as watching you cast. Keep 'em coming!

[@Onion__Duck]

I love that you decided to upload these since I missed the first few matches.

[@hatwearingman7662]

i need that t90 creep image thats the funniest ive seen in a while

[@TerenceChiII]

It's good to see more content formats! Very refreshing.

[@InsatiableMonkey]

27:00 Best comment: "Dark Age or unsub." Hahaha

[@davidb8656]

T90: ive been pop capped for 20 mins, I NEED more houses!

[@Rohkiani311006]

"I'm not fat, no need for caps" Reference to Vivi aka Fat Dragon

[@zerto111]

That's right. :)

[@Aladato]

New meta: Militia flood

[@NikitaBelomestnykh]

Love these! I'd love to see you play a lot of troll Strats.

[@0hn0haha]

This is why mob violence is so frightening

[@ThorgalsWalhalla]

holy shit t90 really got skills himself.. i could not even klick this fast.. i think i couldn t even pull this off against AI

[@spartanelite2486]

This troll video was awesome! Make more please : )

[@GnanaPrakash86AP]

Thatt hidden score thing needs to be in all the Pro games!

[@skogib4846]

I have been personally attacked by this video

[@willyjeff85]

lol it looks like Lemmings :D so many blue militia

[@SergioGarridoPaco]

Next time go aztecs in a full water map

[@nicotube4178]

Yeah

[@Mark_nobody3]

Omg, I cannot believe it, you crushed a whole Kingdom with rag tag tactics 😋 Tasty....

[@jcpkill1175]

you should outpost rush someone next

[@TrustyLicious]

I really enjoyed it! I know you don’t like to cast your own games, but this was for sure a treat!

[@mushuiv]

Well that is certainly taking drush to a whole different level.

[@gabrielsaboia4381]

Unnecessary building houses till the end lol nice game

[@TheBronf]

hay every one deserves to live in a house.

[@m055x]

Love the content t90! Never stop making it

[@DaFieFie]

I dunno why people were picking on poor red so much. T90 may meme a lot, but he's still well above average. Not as good as a pro, but he's def in the top 10 percentile.

[@williamcoursey3885]

top ten percent can farm

[@mr2octavio]

Ah yes, the Huns, they don't even know what a wall is

[@Hardcore_Remixer]

Omagine going Feudal and upgrading to Man at Arms 😂

[@eduardomatanavarro387]

Who would have thought that this will eventually become the meta

[@juanpaVlz]

i better fasten my seatbelt, you are going so fast!

That was mean! Good one! I never wanna play against T90... I wouldn't do better than the other guy for sure.

[@ZMCFERON]

Panic boar micro ftw lmao

[@LongSurreal]

Great vid, you should do a duel troll strat with Dave

[@Andrewza1]

This reminds me of my first ever AOE 2 game back in 1999. I did not go to feudal till 40min in to the game

[@Frisbeeninja2]

MORE T90 MORE WE WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dadedraak]

I'd love to see you do more videos of just you playing!

[@Xeptar]

T90’s Spirit Creature is forest ants that cover the entire forest floor

[@nicbajito]

Im agree with the chat, you could just pass to Feudal or Castle without upgrade milicia.

[@nicbajito]

@ yes, thats the idea... The troll move is just attack with milicia. If yours villagers works better you need less villagers and you can make more milicia.

[@nicbajito]

@ is for make it more troll to the other too.

[@McMxxCiV]

Idea for a custom game mode: two players. Both have an indestructibly walled off area in their base. One starts with an item that they need to put in the other player's area before a timer runs out. Then the roles are immediately reversed, with both players sending the item back and forth until somebody doesn't manage to put the item in the other player's area. A bit like tennis, really. Game mode title: age of umpires.

[@rocwolfe2674]

the one thing ive noticed in age of empires that i do find a bit odd, is that if you start a game with a tower while in the dark age, you can build them in the dark age.

[@Ready2FreakingPlow]

T90 thinks he's Viper now? Okay, bruh LUL

[@Glenn-vl9qf]

Game play is good as well, keep 'em coming

[@bardocksan5427]

ooohhh I wanted to see 100 men at arms, gota love em!

[@Merguin]

Great vid, but you could have killed him before he got into castle age :) The time you spend on his archery ranges, you could have used to snipe the tc, for a quick win :) But nontheless, was very enjoyable and refreshing to watch! Keep up the good work!

[@marioquintas5452]

best caster player of the community!

[@sygmaone]

31:20 😂😂😂😂 disrespeccchhh

[@AragornCZ]

Like crickers in the corn.... They are just everywhere...

[@dz-hm7ti]

Lmao you know what I would have done ? Run across the map and cry for help xD

[@IAmBael]

T90 delivers!

[@crnobijeli13]

I think this is what happened to the bronze age civilizations...

[@kevinphelps4185]

I personally would have liked if T90 still went through the ages and upgraded his militia with blacksmith upgrades, but never upgraded the militia themselves. Ahh well

[@DaUnstoppableForce56]

Love it T90! More like this!!!!

[@LazyHomeSchoolDude]

Teutons got a drush played once on an island map and completely caught my enemy off guard

[@konstantinospsa3392]

14:03 WHOOP

[@the_rover1]

awesome. now, can you troll the viper with quick walling his base?

[@Rohkiani311006]

Micro isn't bad but decision-making is so bad compared to top experts! Around 9:00. Enemy villagers are just collecting deer! They don't care about the fight! They are not disturbed. The militia are just dancing around other militia, then they retreat. During this time, they could have been killing villagers or knocking down a building. In NAC 2 final, one of the players used their drush to kill a mill (and deny berries), while the other player did no damage with their drush and ended up losing that game. Idle military is bad, especially when you have a military advantage or faster units. This is a basic principle of AoE2 that applies to all stages of the game, including Dark Age. Remember, a villager collects enough resources for another villager in about 3 minutes. At some level, if a living military unit does not destroy their resource cost worth of enemy units or structures in the same 3 minutes, you would have been better off 'booming' even if this means idling your TC and a temporary decrease in economic output because you are advancing to Castle age. 12:00 bad farm placement! At 6 tiles away, that's an extra 15 sec per trip. About 30 sec to gather 10 food, so 33% drop in farming efficiency. Over the life of the farm, that's an extra 260 seconds wasted, during which the farmer could have collected about 105 wood (because Celts). With dark-age militia, towers are a lot easier to kill than a TC because watch towers have 1 melee armor, TCs in Dark Age have 3 (and +1 per age). But if you're serious about staying in dark age, you make extra villagers and use them to kill buildings faster.

[@T90Official]

I commend your effort analyzing the game, but you realize this was a casual troll game right? You seem to really think I've gone at this as if it was a tournament game. I had 150+ militia this game and was in the dark age the entire time. None of this was meta or efficient in any way :D

[@Rohkiani311006]

Well, here's an example. There was a game where TheViper started with a market but didn't realize it, so he built a second one, then once he noticed he built a third so it would seem intentional. Then he built a wonder behind his opponent. But he also tried to play well. It's one thing to analyze your mistakes and another to remember your conclusions during a game, but if you don't do the first you can't do the second! Taking silly things seriously: wiki.ytmnd.com/Epic_Maneuver "In addition, the fad is itself undergoing something of a civil war, between those who think the fad is about something important and truly 'epic' (such as Epic Wheelchair Maneuver) and those who think it is about simple tasks overblown and overhyped (such as Epic Ninja Maneuver)."

[@karlaefem9549]

@@Rohkiani311006 you must be fun at parties...

[@zacharytaylor2423]

@@T90Official To be fair, we all know you'd probably place the farms that way in a real game too.

[@badgerlordpatrick6493]

@@T90Official Although it would be pretty fun to see you cast this game and comment on it.

[@abdulkadirbilgin3996]

i love when i smurf and the other player take this game as for fun and roleplays it like we the kings

[@o1napstar1]

"I no pig" xD

[@karemare6426]

Zezedder should have gone for the sheep rush! I think Militia doesn't have a bonus against sheeps, right?!

[@TuneDownUtilities]

OP strat confirmed, 100% winrate

[@robertlewis6915]

This was hilarious!

[@RennieAsh]

What a malitias troll

[@gildedfinch2845]

This was fun keep them coming!

[@sofnaji]

Hera of the Viper Official

[@Semirotta]

Swarming enemy with militia like that is pretty easy. Just the numbers alone, you have so many militia. On top of that, they are good at taking down buildings in decent speed.

[@voxvolhynia5400]

When everyone's a farmer or a soldier, you know you've reached peak communism! :)

[@leelees]

Legs & Clubs: Warbands. Darkage conquest

[@Namer869]

My god T90, look at your farms!

[@McDudes]

I no pig xD it's almost like you're the one getting trolled

[@the_rover1]

what's a pig? oh you mean you can actually HUNT THEM...?!??

[@ashishsandapu430]

This is the new Goths meta

[@Gabriel-us7xr]

Make more of these PLS .I promise i WILL not unsub

[@ianrahl7456]

Wow, t90 took on Kim Jong-un

[@CoyoteXLI]

I wonder, if you give militia blacksmith upgrades, do they still count as militia?

[@TheBronf]

they just have bigger clubs.

[@jeckol3200]

you just chopped a straggler tree, umm is everything a lie? 11

[@TheVerrm]

Haha this is like zerg rush :D

[@trunk_slamchest]

holy shit that frame rate + quality. i remember the slide shows from when you first started uploading, and now the video quality is like sex for my eyes.

[@MrREAPERsz]

T90 with the MASTAPEEAZ

[@mohammedaljaberi2366]

lol why this is recommended for me now after I already watched it at the publish time.

[@Bismarckii]

It was amazing

[@annoy4nce648]

Troll90Official

[@tybirous3417]

>Playing imperial guard be like

[@ExFragMaster]

Most BS Strategy ever, i love it!!!