Table Topics Outtakes

[@nethi16]

I counted how many times Hank said "it's cold," and I would just like Nerdfighteria to know that it was eight. Eight times.

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

Why, thank you sir.

[@crystalappleyard-anderson8448]

1:09 "that's beautiful john, i've only heard you say that 17,000 times" FINIALLY! I JUST SPENT ALL MORNING LOOKING FOR THAT LINE! gold.

[@kaylac.5406]

And then at the end, you hear one more little gutter/dying squirrel noise, and you know that Hank will probably not stop doing that ALL DAY.

[@adelisemcullens2679]

'You're bad at being a nerd...' LMFAO I would so buy an "I'm bad at being a nerd" Tshirt/hoodie... Why is there not one already!

[@fromscratchauntybindy9743]

so happy to see these out takes - they're relaxed happy and random, which makes me happy too. Thanks guys

[@jahanna2005]

It's May 14, 2020 Day number 63 of Michigan's stay at home order and this is the 8th vlog brothers out take video I've binged because I just really needed to laugh. Thank you for sharing these John & Hank. My mental health is the most appreciative.

[@thefibbs11235]

Did anyone else think that that it was really sweet how John was like "Do you have what you need?" Like, he's such a big brother. Awwwwwww

[@Kevin-wo3kp]

I love how you guys love and respect each other. It's half the enjoyment of watching you both. I hope it lasts your lifetimes and after.

[@sodapopmermaid7897]

“You have what you need?” “Yeah.” “Okay. //leaves” “//soft turkey noises”

[@prodipto]

"I would not say in a vlogbrothers video that time lords are fictional my friend "

[@sandradevries3907]

+Prodipto Majumder How to create an army of angry nerds: step 1: This

[@ZomCage]

Hank's gobbling is my text message alert.

[@marthawilkinson3238]

Wait plz was it actually

[@hcmotherster]

I have a very strong feeling that I could just sit and listen to you guys discuss for hours and not be bored. I love you guys!

[@terrastar12]

I love John being all brotherly at the end and making sure Hank has everything he needs. It's just sooo cute!!!

[@Kateydid3]

I think you two consistently underestimate how much we enjoy you two just... being together. I was laughing my way through both of those videos and you thought they weren't INTERESTING? XD

[@youcantkissghosts]

This was beautifully amusing. I also just noticed that Hank is wearing a science shirt and John is wearing a book shirt and it's just so fitting. :D

[@DoctorOfPhilosophyMD]

Love you guys both to bits! For some reason you always make me feel better. Thank you.

[@hwXD]

Hank - "It's cold on Mars." John - "Even in summer?" lmao

[@failbuoy7810]

oh my goodness i have been looking for the clip of hank telling john it’s cold on mars for like half a year this is an immense burden being lifted from my shoulders

[@Campusanis]

I love how John says "We have to make it fun for nerdfighteria" totally sincerely and not for the camera. LOVE

[@vikinglegs]

I would love to just sit and watch this all day long! It is hilarious!!! Better than any prime time tv show! :) Good job guys!

[@CrackedDarkness]

I like how when John said "What is that noise?", Hank's immediate reaction was to try and start a conversation with it.

[@kat_the_ot]

God I'm sorry but when you two are together it produces the most amazing videos EVER.

[@strgzr2012]

They're so adorable I can't deal with it

[@naofg]

I love you guys separately, but together you two are even more awesome :)

[@BeeBeeBean15]

Can we have a t-shirt that says "It's cold on mars" please?

[@InvisiblerApple]

+Bethany Werner I want one of those! And with a little cursive "I'm sorry" under the main text lol

[@anne-katherine1169]

or 'yes, even in august'

[@nichee9754]

I LOVE the banter when these two get together

[@Cyclonus5]

between Hank's face and John's response, I'm not sure why, but I feel like 1:32 to 1:37 was the funniest 5 seconds of my life. I now want everyone to consider what the funniest 5 seconds of you life have been and stack them up to that part of this video

[@theatregeekmania]

I watch John and Hank's reunion videos and outtake videos when I'm feeling down. :)

[@sdufrane31]

"You're bad at being a nerd." Hahahaha

[@Katie80-501]

I was having the worst day and you guys just made it so much better! Thank you for being yourselves!

[@moderndancer63]

Apparently, it's cold on Mars.

[@maddymac7146]

It's cold on mars.

[@sandradevries3907]

+moderndancer63 Really? Because it's further from earth?

[@Dept_Of_Ducks]

My favorite video content by nerdfighteria continues to be just watching Hank and John have fun with each other. No real script, just fun. (Basically, it's nice to see you both genuinely enjoying yourselves) :D

[@Jemini4228]

Can I just say, Hank, that the sound you make at 3.24 is friggin adorable? :D

[@Mirandalorian924]

I've probably watched this video 100 times. It never gets old.

[@elisajennings999]

John? A bad nerd? BLASPHEMY.

[@SilverFlame819]

And for everyone who is constantly talking about how John doesn't blink... There is this video. Which is a fantastic video. :)

[@ryanranalli2996]

john said "mars is cold during the summer?" lmaoo!

[@RockismyAir]

Dear Hank and John before Dear Hank and John.

[@smeebs]

6^5? Sounds like a job for Daniel Biss.

[@1224chrisng]

its 32

[@alissavandenbark9837]

7776

[@TheSquishyWitch]

I would like to thank you wholeheartedly for this information because I paused it at 3:36 and Hank looks like Flynn from Tangled and John is simultaneously making the best derp face in the history of herp derp. Screen shot taken and saved!

[@MarinaFerreiras]

The part that hank says "it's cold on mars" is so cute

[@dynorawrgirl]

"That's beautiful John, I've only heard you say that seventeen thousand times" gets me every time!

[@clotildevivier8650]

It's cold on Mercury too... (on the side that doesn't face the sun, of course (90K)) It rotates extremely slowly. (Just so you know!)

[@thevampirefrog06]

You guys have the best family reunions ever. I just want to be there.

[@1996FanGirl]

John:"sorry slash fiction writers." Me: Eww...

[@XanthoGrl]

the outtakes from the videos where they're together are always the best

[@andreamoore7035]

Sounded like turkeys. The first time I ever saw wild turkeys was in Florida driving from Tampa to Orange City.

[@lunafan1209]

The adorableness of these last two videos is killing me.

[@SoundProofLiz]

Throw the party at PIGFARTS?! Right? Right.

[@heirofyourmum]

I actually would love to watch these videos every day. They're so funny together. -heart eyes-

[@ghost_curse]

First time I've seen these two in the same location

[@anomalee11]

So naturally, much like the majority of your videos I was simultaneously watching this video while expressing a great deal of laughter, but when John said "everybody shut up for a minute" I instantly covered my mouth and held my nose in attempt to "shut up" and quite my laughter for Johns sake

[@zandering5066]

2:27 Well earth is the centre of the universe so he nailed a fundamental astrophysics concept.

[@iliveinadaydream]

I find it adorable how much John cares about the videos. :)

[@alextcherdak5896]

OMFG JOHN GREEN HAS THE SAME ASTROLOGICAL SIGN AS MEE WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS XD

[@jmz1736]

nathalie alexandra Tcherdak "i would ask (a psychic) how they live with themselves knowing that their profession is a lie"

[@kidfromyesterday9916]

Simone LastName that’s so cool! I just have the same sign as him, my birthday is Sept. 8th

[@thefrogsbif]

"SORRY SLASH FICTION WRITERS!" Man it's things like this that make me appreciate you guys even more!

[@evanrice7668]

7776/1 are the odds of you rolling the dice on the same number five times

[@adammartinelli8274]

I'm no mathematician, but wouldn't it be 1/7776? 7776/1 makes me question the nature of statistics considering it seems pretty likely that you'd roll the same number 5 times.

[@sherrysung8334]

In fact, odds of doing so are 1:7775 (1 to 7775), odds against are 7775:1 (7775 to 1), and probability of doing so is 1/7776 (1 in 7776). Either 11 months or 1 month late, but I couldn't resist. :D

[@lovesickcynic]

the way Hank is making animal noises at the noise...its me...I do that...I love that...is he trying to scare the animal away, or call it toward him? either way, I love him for it

[@dark_fairy236]

lol "you're bad at being a nerd"

[@TheRandomizers]

lol

[@katelynkelly489]

The noise that Hank made sounds like the squirrel from The Lightning Thief Musical

[@qazedctgb19]

every time i watch this and he answers pecks on that he would change about his health. Not the ulcerative colitis?

[@Taifune81]

Well, he probably said that because it's 1. A serious answer in a silly video and 2. The question was focusing on this year and UC is nowhere near a cure.

[@qazedctgb19]

listen again to the question...

[@drammahkween]

I would very much love for Hank's silly voice to be a ringtone because I can't hold it together any time he does it.

[@mvwinf]

1 in 7776 (mental math ftw)

[@mvwinf]

I mean, that's something pretty odd to lie about lol. thanks though

[@mvwinf]

Oscar's Comments true

[@1224chrisng]

I thought its was 32, apparently I confuse 2s and 6s

[@cheesecauldron7]

This video, and the original one, is by far the best vlogbrothers video I've seen in years :D:D:D!!!! If nerdfighteria dies or something, and we made a eulogy, theese two videos would be put on there in their entirety. Their videos together are always special.

[@alecwilliamson2665]

3:38

[@AnarchyintheUK1]

I enjoy that John calls out Hank when he does something wrong with the English Language and Hank calls out John when he says something wrong related to science. It describes them very well.

[@moonlady3000]

It's cold on Mars. Really?

[@aminavance2031]

Yes

[@z0mbri27]

This is a reminder of why these two men are everything I aspire to be.

[@The7wc]

1/7776 < 1/4

[@feralnerd5]

lol I love it when famous people reference slash writers, it always throws fandoms into such a tizzy.

[@iridescentadolescent]

"Things belong to the people who use them, not to the people who create them." "That's beautiful, John. I've only heard you say that 17 thousand times"

[@AlyssaBlack13]

My favorite part of them being together is seeing them give each other crap for the knowledge the other does not have. John: And then it just burns to death. Within hours. Hank: It's cold on Mars John: The whole time? Like all year round? Even in the summer? Hank. It's cold on Mars. Hank: Cold. It's cold. COLD Hank: Tell me the stock market. John: That's not even a question... It's not even a sentence, it's a fragment of a sentence. I guess it would end more with a semicolon or something

[@hellosavvs]

"It's fun for us, but we need to make it fun for Nerdfighteria." You guys having fun IS fun for us!

[@Akumu74]

Love the way hank imitates that noise!!!! And his reaction to John mentioning slash fiction.

[@booklovable]

I always thought the g in "gif" was pronounced like the g in "giraffe". Then people told me that it's pronounced like the g in "goat" and that I was terribly wrong. Now John's bringing it's pronunciation back into question, and I'm questioning my entire life.

[@samcockerill5584]

Isn't it wondrous how Hank & John represent two important yet somewhat constrasting parts of us?John is creativity. Hank is knowledge.

[@SarahShay]

It's obviously a Martian. Also, it's weirdly comforting to see you guys sort of sniping at each other, and not being preternaturally friendly with each other, the way you appear in the edited videos. Reminds me of my siblings.

[@sisterawake777]

awww I love John so much he makes me giggle - a lot.

[@ACETeacherGillette]

John's laugh at 1:10 was beautiful. It reminded me of the sound a pony makes or something.

[@magicgirl192]

Thank you! I normally tell people this when the topic comess up, but they just repeat their point louder.

[@sandwichperson]

Since this is unlisted and annotations don't work on an iPad or phone, I had to get myself to a real computer to watch this. Well worth it, but reclining on the couch with an iPad and KZbin is much more enjoyable.

[@ZAPdontlook]

I love these two to no end.

[@twinkletoes121]

I couldn't help picturing Hank partying with Rumbleroar and dreaming about what an incredible sight that would be....

[@spiritofatree]

Hank and the funny noises he makes. Best day ever.

[@dftbageff]

I've seen the "It's Cold on Mars" and GIF talks all over tumblr and I didn't know it was from this video! Yay for finally realizing that.

[@TheBrothersBlue]

I love seeing John and Hank interact organically in these outtakes. They seem to have a great dynamic with each other. +hankschannel

[@chewbobington]

I found this to be even funnier than the actual video! I demand MOAR OUTTAKES.

[@TheLastLoneWolf]

"It's been fun for us... but we have to make it fun for Nerdfighteria." Best brothers.

[@Hakkai016]

I'm greatly amused by the sound Hank makes at 3:22 when he's imitating the sound of the tree branch rubbing against the gutter. :)

[@Ramones1234100]

I'd probably watch this video a hundred times, if it kept popping up in my subscriptions...

[@bluidemenace1]

I just realized that John's argument explains why the sword of Gryffindor is rightfully Harry's and not the goblins'. Awesome!

[@amzyangel92]

I did NOT stop laughing :') You guys are the best x

[@TheAmazingEevee]

I love how John doesn't know a thing about Mars, but Hank is like a walking encyclopedia on it. :)

[@OrangesEatingApples]

hahahhaha at the end though "sorry slash fiction writers, NOT THIS TIME!" oh my. +That's a great impression of... whatever that sound was, Hank!

[@dolphin64575]

when Hank kept mimicking the 'gabalallala', all I could think of was "Please, door, you're ruining everythiiiiiing..."

[@dylantib]

From now on I will try and comment on every vlogbrothers-related video I watch. Bring on the captchas

[@19Anchored]

I could actually watch videos of Hank and John interacting all day.

[@goldencamerastudios]

The exchange at 2:00 reminds me SO MUCH of dialogues I'll have with my more math/science savvy friends; I'll just sit there and be an increasingly confused idiot and they'll just shake their heads at the ground and we'll all be smiling.

[@keepcalmandbeanerd]

"Things belong to the people who use them not the people who create them." "That's beautiful John I've only heard you say that seventeen thousand times." Pretty much John, pretty much :D

[@LivesCreativity]

"I follow Virgo facts on twitter and it consistently nails me"- context is everything! :D