Table Topics Outtakes

I had to cut this video waaay down, here are the parts I took out.

[@nethi16]

I counted how many times Hank said "it's cold," and I would just like Nerdfighteria to know that it was eight. Eight times.

[@h3corptempbutevadinganass]

Why, thank you sir.

[@crystalappleyard-anderson8448]

1:09 "that's beautiful john, i've only heard you say that 17,000 times" FINIALLY! I JUST SPENT ALL MORNING LOOKING FOR THAT LINE! gold.

[@kaylac.5406]

And then at the end, you hear one more little gutter/dying squirrel noise, and you know that Hank will probably not stop doing that ALL DAY.

[@adelisemcullens2679]

'You're bad at being a nerd...' LMFAO I would so buy an "I'm bad at being a nerd" Tshirt/hoodie... Why is there not one already!

[@prodipto]

"I would not say in a vlogbrothers video that time lords are fictional my friend "

[@sandradevries3907]

+Prodipto Majumder How to create an army of angry nerds: step 1: This

[@sodapopmermaid7897]

“You have what you need?” “Yeah.” “Okay. //leaves” “//soft turkey noises”

[@ZomCage]

Hank's gobbling is my text message alert.

[@marthawilkinson3238]

Wait plz was it actually

[@fromscratchauntybindy9743]

so happy to see these out takes - they're relaxed happy and random, which makes me happy too. Thanks guys

[@hwXD]

Hank - "It's cold on Mars." John - "Even in summer?" lmao

[@thefibbs11235]

Did anyone else think that that it was really sweet how John was like "Do you have what you need?" Like, he's such a big brother. Awwwwwww

[@BeeBeeBean15]

Can we have a t-shirt that says "It's cold on mars" please?

[@InvisiblerApple]

+Bethany Werner I want one of those! And with a little cursive "I'm sorry" under the main text lol

[@anne-katherine1169]

or 'yes, even in august'

[@jahanna2005]

It's May 14, 2020 Day number 63 of Michigan's stay at home order and this is the 8th vlog brothers out take video I've binged because I just really needed to laugh. Thank you for sharing these John & Hank. My mental health is the most appreciative.

[@terrastar12]

I love John being all brotherly at the end and making sure Hank has everything he needs. It's just sooo cute!!!

[@moderndancer63]

Apparently, it's cold on Mars.

[@maddymac7146]

It's cold on mars.

[@sandradevries3907]

+moderndancer63 Really? Because it's further from earth?

[@youcantkissghosts]

This was beautifully amusing. I also just noticed that Hank is wearing a science shirt and John is wearing a book shirt and it's just so fitting. :D

[@sdufrane31]

"You're bad at being a nerd." Hahahaha

[@CrackedDarkness]

I like how when John said "What is that noise?", Hank's immediate reaction was to try and start a conversation with it.

[@Campusanis]

I love how John says "We have to make it fun for nerdfighteria" totally sincerely and not for the camera. LOVE

[@Jemini4228]

Can I just say, Hank, that the sound you make at 3.24 is friggin adorable? :D

[@Kevin-wo3kp]

I love how you guys love and respect each other. It's half the enjoyment of watching you both. I hope it lasts your lifetimes and after.

[@smeebs]

6^5? Sounds like a job for Daniel Biss.

[@1224chrisng]

its 32

[@alissavandenbark9837]

7776

[@theatregeekmania]

I watch John and Hank's reunion videos and outtake videos when I'm feeling down. :)

[@Kateydid3]

I think you two consistently underestimate how much we enjoy you two just... being together. I was laughing my way through both of those videos and you thought they weren't INTERESTING? XD

[@strgzr2012]

They're so adorable I can't deal with it

[@Cyclonus5]

between Hank's face and John's response, I'm not sure why, but I feel like 1:32 to 1:37 was the funniest 5 seconds of my life. I now want everyone to consider what the funniest 5 seconds of you life have been and stack them up to that part of this video

[@ryanranalli2996]

john said "mars is cold during the summer?" lmaoo!

[@naofg]

I love you guys separately, but together you two are even more awesome :)

[@vikinglegs]

I would love to just sit and watch this all day long! It is hilarious!!! Better than any prime time tv show! :) Good job guys!

[@MarinaFerreiras]

The part that hank says "it's cold on mars" is so cute

[@elisajennings999]

John? A bad nerd? BLASPHEMY.

[@hcmotherster]

I have a very strong feeling that I could just sit and listen to you guys discuss for hours and not be bored. I love you guys!

[@DoctorOfPhilosophyMD]

Love you guys both to bits! For some reason you always make me feel better. Thank you.

[@1996FanGirl]

John:"sorry slash fiction writers." Me: Eww...

[@ghost_curse]

First time I've seen these two in the same location

[@nichee9754]

I LOVE the banter when these two get together

[@kat_the_ot]

God I'm sorry but when you two are together it produces the most amazing videos EVER.

[@clotildevivier8650]

It's cold on Mercury too... (on the side that doesn't face the sun, of course (90K)) It rotates extremely slowly. (Just so you know!)

[@andreamoore7035]

Sounded like turkeys. The first time I ever saw wild turkeys was in Florida driving from Tampa to Orange City.

[@homohits1]

I love how big-brothery John keeps acting, it's adorable. ^_^

[@ZAPdontlook]

I love these two to no end.

[@SoundProofLiz]

Throw the party at PIGFARTS?! Right? Right.

[@alextcherdak5896]

OMFG JOHN GREEN HAS THE SAME ASTROLOGICAL SIGN AS MEE WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS XD

[@jmz1736]

nathalie alexandra Tcherdak "i would ask (a psychic) how they live with themselves knowing that their profession is a lie"

[@kidfromyesterday9916]

Simone LastName that’s so cool! I just have the same sign as him, my birthday is Sept. 8th

[@dynorawrgirl]

"That's beautiful John, I've only heard you say that seventeen thousand times" gets me every time!

[@Mirandalorian924]

I've probably watched this video 100 times. It never gets old.

[@dark_fairy236]

lol "you're bad at being a nerd"

[@TheRandomizers]

lol

[@evanrice7668]

7776/1 are the odds of you rolling the dice on the same number five times

[@adammartinelli8274]

I'm no mathematician, but wouldn't it be 1/7776? 7776/1 makes me question the nature of statistics considering it seems pretty likely that you'd roll the same number 5 times.

[@sherrysung8334]

In fact, odds of doing so are 1:7775 (1 to 7775), odds against are 7775:1 (7775 to 1), and probability of doing so is 1/7776 (1 in 7776). Either 11 months or 1 month late, but I couldn't resist. :D

[@XanthoGrl]

the outtakes from the videos where they're together are always the best

[@Nerdmancer]

Thank you guys for this outtakes reel.

[@qazedctgb19]

every time i watch this and he answers pecks on that he would change about his health. Not the ulcerative colitis?

[@Taifune81]

Well, he probably said that because it's 1. A serious answer in a silly video and 2. The question was focusing on this year and UC is nowhere near a cure.

[@qazedctgb19]

listen again to the question...

[@mvwinf]

1 in 7776 (mental math ftw)

[@mvwinf]

I mean, that's something pretty odd to lie about lol. thanks though

[@mvwinf]

Oscar's Comments true

[@1224chrisng]

I thought its was 32, apparently I confuse 2s and 6s

[@thevampirefrog06]

You guys have the best family reunions ever. I just want to be there.

[@Katie80-501]

I was having the worst day and you guys just made it so much better! Thank you for being yourselves!

[@The7wc]

1/7776 < 1/4

[@alecwilliamson2665]

3:38

[@lunafan1209]

The adorableness of these last two videos is killing me.

[@chewbobington]

I found this to be even funnier than the actual video! I demand MOAR OUTTAKES.

[@moonlady3000]

It's cold on Mars. Really?

[@aminavance2031]

Yes

[@wolfwoman2241]

aaaaaaaagh I love the both of them so much! and Hank is just halarious in this haha

[@CoversForLunch]

I can't even handle you guys. You make me laugh quite a bit.

[@heirofyourmum]

I actually would love to watch these videos every day. They're so funny together. -heart eyes-

[@Dept_Of_Ducks]

My favorite video content by nerdfighteria continues to be just watching Hank and John have fun with each other. No real script, just fun. (Basically, it's nice to see you both genuinely enjoying yourselves) :D

[@amzyangel92]

I did NOT stop laughing :') You guys are the best x

[@sisterawake777]

awww I love John so much he makes me giggle - a lot.

[@spiritofatree]

Hank and the funny noises he makes. Best day ever.

[@Bob_Da_Bilda]

I don't know why I got the first "outtakes" style video put on my home screen, but now KZbin keeps showing me them. This... Is not a complaint.

[@DUFMAN123]

This was absolute gold.

[@karenkristie]

Love these brothers! Thanks for making me laugh at 6:30 in the morning. =D

[@iliveinadaydream]

I find it adorable how much John cares about the videos. :)

[@themissingn]

These reunion videos are so great!

[@Azulmine]

i like that you guys exist. its so awesome.

[@OhItsGinevra]

Oh gosh I love it when you guys do reunion videos :)

[@Akumu74]

Love the way hank imitates that noise!!!! And his reaction to John mentioning slash fiction.

[@elizabethktate]

YOU PEOPLE ARE RIDICULOUS AND AMAZING.

[@Missorangeade]

'Even in the summer ? Even in August ?" Ahah John, thank you !

[@emAZING12]

Definitely enough for an outtakes real!

[@Hobgoblins]

Thanks for sharing your leftovers with us!

[@RockismyAir]

Dear Hank and John before Dear Hank and John.

[@thegeekwitch]

Oh man I lost my shit watching this - that was HILARIOUS!

[@KiddsockTV]

John is always getting Nailed!

[@emmasills8849]

"You're bad...at being a nerd." Perfect. Perfection here, I tell you.

[@xPwnyTailx]

I would watch every bit of footage you have from this.

[@nan_c77]

AWESOME video!!!! You guys are hilarious!!!!

[@TheCraizeeKitten]

lol. i loved the outtakes better than the actual video. and i loved the actual one too!

[@claire1kam]

This is adorable.

[@cheesecauldron7]

This video, and the original one, is by far the best vlogbrothers video I've seen in years :D:D:D!!!! If nerdfighteria dies or something, and we made a eulogy, theese two videos would be put on there in their entirety. Their videos together are always special.

[@rhixd9862]

That's beautiful John, I've only heard you say that 17 thousand times.

[@loxdixon]

"it's cold on mars..." lol Hank, crushing dreams

[@MonicaFumarolo]

Gotta love when John even asks "Do you have enough for an outtakes reel?" haha

[@anomalee11]

So naturally, much like the majority of your videos I was simultaneously watching this video while expressing a great deal of laughter, but when John said "everybody shut up for a minute" I instantly covered my mouth and held my nose in attempt to "shut up" and quite my laughter for Johns sake

[@dftbageff]

I've seen the "It's Cold on Mars" and GIF talks all over tumblr and I didn't know it was from this video! Yay for finally realizing that.

[@thefrogsbif]

"SORRY SLASH FICTION WRITERS!" Man it's things like this that make me appreciate you guys even more!

[@EverDarkEden]

Hank's noises are adorable.

[@drammahkween]

I would very much love for Hank's silly voice to be a ringtone because I can't hold it together any time he does it.

[@Missorangeade]

"Even in August ? " Ahahah, hilarious!

[@TheSquishyWitch]

I would like to thank you wholeheartedly for this information because I paused it at 3:36 and Hank looks like Flynn from Tangled and John is simultaneously making the best derp face in the history of herp derp. Screen shot taken and saved!

[@Akumu74]

You are a wonderful human being.

[@velvetsrose]

Such a party pooper at the beginning John! xD

[@hellosavvs]

"It's fun for us, but we need to make it fun for Nerdfighteria." You guys having fun IS fun for us!

[@RUNNINGxFROMxLIONS28]

everything about them is perfect

[@AstronomyGirl04]

Cranky John! Someone give him a bath, a nap, and some pizza!