Tabletop Simulator - Gameplay Overview

[@Tim_Kepple]

"What are you punishing him for?" "Taking too long to take his turn." *has already taken his turn*

[@Furiousa96]

Never thought that I would watch ten minutes of silent gameplay, but goddamn i love every second of the steve buscemi game.

[@viiravos]

“do you know how to play buscemi” “i thought this was cards against humanity”

[@notsomemer]

I said "You know this is like a real game with rules and stuff you could play this." And then the Goldblum bonus round started lmao.

[@sarsmask]

ADENSONOM is a trooper

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

this is exactly what i said when i was watching

[@HunterJE]

"Jeff Goldblum's Dark Secret" = best racehorse name ever?

[@reddjinn911]

This comment made my day...

[@emmettmoses5206]

it's been 9 years and this comment is still making me laugh

[@PoHazard]

my favorite part was reading all of that very tiny text

[@22kaybee22]

PoHazard I wonder if anyone here is crazy enough to do a transcript Edit: this video is three years old, so that answers that

[@depotagents]

griffin genuinely created a great game

[@codysiegel56]

Justin's voice when he said "checkers is just chess for dipshits" it was almost, straight up in Taakos voice.

[@quietsamurai1998]

1:41

[@15acesplz15]

Literally came to the comments immediately after that, hoping someone else had noticed

[@jpoolerdom]

The McElroys should totally do an episode of The Adventure Zone in this game, maybe a non-canonical one-off for maxfun drive or something.

[@calcifer6142]

YES

[@ladyirkin]

when he loaded up jeff goldblum i think i burst a vein laughing so hard fuck

[@CodfishJoe]

It blows my mind how one minute, Griffin is so anxious he can barely get up to pee on an airplane, and the next he's dragging an ogre over a stranger's checker board

[@bravetherainbow]

that's the anonymity of the internet for ya

[@Spo8]

STOP STOP IT WE'RE SO CLOSE

[@painsettomusic]

The Goldblum Bonus Round is the most exciting part of the game Buscemi if you ask me!

[@DevonRileyisdead]

How much to crowdfund a physical version of Buscemi! A Game for Kids? What kind of stretch goals can we look forward to?

[@plywoodman8626]

new game modes

[@plywoodman8626]

like after you find out jeff's secret, you can play a John Cleese card game.

[@cmc3223]

I read that as if the game was called "Buscemi: A Game for Kids?" and my world got infinitely better

[@weavery4292]

1 million dollar stretch goal for Steve Buscemi to come to your house when you play.

[@Joshubuh]

Dude totally took his turn though.

[@catcher0]

if this were a real board-game, the goldblum bonus round would come with a deck of cards that would reveal his dark secret, randomized, with clues on one side and the answer on the other. if a player gives an incorrect answer and flips it, the secret is tainted. goldblum gets a new dark secret to draw from the deck and the player loses a point. this could be a real board-game. a nonsensical one, but real

[@redacted6969]

I'd buy it

[@milesbrown2261]

"Buscemi: a Game for Kids" is amazing! 10/10-polygon

[@globin3477]

Tabletop simulator has gotten more expansive. For example, I made this comment from within tabletop simulator.

[@alecyo12]

"Now it's the werewolf's turn"

[@bubblegumpie1]

"What is this?"

[@tylerneedsalife8204]

oh my fucking god i really did just watch all that in sielnce oh my god

[@elasticbear8143]

the sound of the objects hitting eachother is my asmr

[@yardsalePDX]

"What is this..." It's a dark secret kid. A dark, dark secret...

[@liquidsoap89]

"WE'RE JUST ABOUT TO DISCOVER THE DARK SECRET!"

[@Ninjujitsu]

ADENSONOM mvp

[@cheesecakerice]

I try to learn at least 3 new words day, and then practice their uses. Watching these dudes play games has expedited that process.

[@opiesmith9270]

Now it's the werewolf's turn 🤣

[@kyzf]

stop flipping Jeff Goldblum

[@bravetherainbow]

"Also you can flip the table"

[@stopquinn]

My favorite part was Buscemi's sultry eyes.

[@nomukun1138]

Just like Steve Buscemi in real life!

[@frasercadman6111]

Take it to the bank, boys. This one’s just like Buscemi

[@hypomanix]

toe to tip, this is a buscemi

[@mattguyjordan]

I think a great easter egg in Buscemi is that if you could hide an easter egg in there somehow.

[@fen4ri]

I didnt notice the werewolf piece up there until grif said "now the werewolf turn" and i fucking lost it

[@TheyCallHimBun]

This is not a good checkers tutorial.

[@paragonrobbie9270]

Never thought this game would be required on a global level, but here we are.

[@KauaiboyRayce]

This is like that time Simbacat was all by himself almost dead but he knew he had a job to do. Totally lost in desolate unknown lands he made a game like molten rivers of high five and came up with a way to teach the world to not forget where you came from just because you don't know where you are.

[@svettlanasemilya5089]

im...crying

[@Youtube_Hivemind_Member]

the steve buscemi game is what hell actually looks like. I hate every second of this so much but I love it and I can't stop watching

[@andstufforwhatever]

listening in headphones and the chess pieces falling gave me asmr :o

[@viiravos]

1:45 “It’s pretty much just chess for dipshits” is my new favorite way to describe checkers

[@fringolm]

this is so cute!! I love the other players, they all cooperated so well (especially adesonom) :-)

[@littlewormthatcould]

By far the best video to ever come out of polygon. Guess it’s time to quit cause this is peak performance and they can never reach the power of this video

[@ArtFluids]

This will be nuts, man. Can't wait to see what this ends up being used for.

[@imjokingtoyouknow7911]

It started as goofs but this is actually kinda a great game and I would play it

[@V44444444N]

I hope theres a time stamp on this video. Write it down ladies and gentlemen, this is the greatest video of all time. just edging out rihanna's pour it up video.

[@GoatV8]

I wish I was Travis McElroy

[@bravetherainbow]

MBMBaM and The Adventure Zone would take a big nosedive if you were so I'm glad you haven't found a wish genie yet

[@icanbewhoeverright5118]

I’m a simple man. I see Steve Buscemi, I click

[@zakkerr473]

This was absolutely beautiful. When can we expect a release date for Buscemi?

[@BluesMoth64]

Zak Kerr I think you mean _Buscemi! A Game for Kids_

[@nikofloros]

The best part about the checkers at the start is that the guy had already taken his turn!

[@magpie405]

That was so funny and intriguing, I was on the edge of my seat

[@SubzeroSubway]

when can I buy buscemi?

[@MrMilokiki]

Griffin is my favorite 😄

[@porkstamina]

TheToxicVipe needs to go back to playing Call of Duty and squeaking on XBox Live.

[@sanguillotine]

Yeah seriously

[@simonsimon9699]

I think they should make a d&d campaign and use tabletop simulator for the battles.

[@MrDoctorColossus]

Reeeeally do not enjoy seeing the game pieces on the board being tiny and alive and wriggling around in some kind of vague, godless proto-life--character actors notwithstanding...

[@c4shguy224]

This game would be so fun in vr

[@eccentricweirdootaku]

My, how the tables have turned.

[@medicwine]

HOW WAS THERE A BUTTON ON A VIDEO GAME THAT SAID GRIFFON AND GIRFFIN DID NOT PRESS IT

[@feralcatgirl]

is the werewolf a vore thing

[@Kid_Ying]

No shit - this is up there with the funniest things I've ever seen.

[@dontdothngs]

you guys need to continue the overboard series via this game now

[@aquaraptor2146]

Nice gamplay overview

[@basedheff]

Basic Vanilla Buscemi IS very hypnotizing!

[@VeebsRK]

'impovisational dynamic game design session' oh! is this calvinball for our tech future?

[@OKaysional]

i fcking lost it at the goldblum bonus round

[@KenzLovesMovies]

Can we please get Buscemi: A Game for Kids on the Steam workshop??

[@isaacsimon7775]

I laughed far too hard at this

[@MrDocQuinn]

I cant wait to play this

[@rattyeely]

my dream game

[@fergusforsyth3025]

8:42 That poorly done re-dub though. What could you have possibly said there that was so bad?

[@davidcreasy8977]

Where can I buy a copy of Buscemi?

[@stationshelter]

these guys at salute the flumph do D&d in this game pretty good

[@tisisonlytemporary]

btw have you guys used Roll20 before?

[@thinkngskeptic]

This is art

[@TheShadowSythe]

TheToxicVipe sure lived up to her[his?] name

[@UntrainableWizard]

Does anyone know when Buscemi is coming to Toys'R'Us?

[@drmorganfreeman]

Are overview videos not being put up on KZbin anymore?

[@g-01]

....the title says gamplay overview

[@americasfavouritepastasauc4497]

This. Is. Monster factory. Tell me I’m wrong.

[@asmrtpop2676]

That’s Steve’s left eye.

[@Aeshir2]

i love u griffon

[@notabby6]

i hate TheToxicVipe with all of my being

[@thelastcarnival]

IT HAPPENED ON THE SET OF HOLY MAN

[@MrReallyawesome123]

Going into this video I thought it was a review of a knockoff over watch.

[@aether413]

Believe in yourself And watch out for the werewolf

[@alexgulino335]

Buscemi! A Game for Kids! is much better than the 'copycat' game released by a rival publisher. Shortly after release it was found out to be even worse than originally suspected. The title says everything it needs to now though... Jared! A Game with Kids!

[@alexgulino335]

I waited the required 5 years.

[@EllEmm1313]

There’s yarn in my pyjamas

[@Outlawsrevenge1020]

Fucking amazing

[@asternightingale4020]

The frick you say about checkers

[@hazzballgaming6790]

lol

[@petermarshall001]

lol Jeff goldblum

[@msp654]

Woooooow Justin, the bootlicker really jumped out huh

[@allypearlman5569]

well board games are not exactly the most egregious tool of capatalism, They were even talking about cards against humanity, yunno, the guys who spend months activly fucking over the government by buying land deeds where the wall was meant to be built

[@ThePromesian]

yo for a good rpg game in tabletop check out urealms.

[@flandersnatch2285]

this is the best worst game in the world

[@flandersnatch2285]

thetoxicvipe is a toxic player.