[Beat Saber] GHOS7 (GHOST EXPERT+++++++) 8-LANE | 74.45% A

[@DankruptMemer]

Uhh......... I was ready to kill the GHOST series but you had to go out and do this xD You know what that means, right? GH8ST time.

[@ameeralameh4894]

Are you able to pass your own levels?

[@DankruptMemer]

@@ameeralameh4894 lmao no

[@taichi5193]

stop pls

[@Dogey-ce9sz]

DankruptMemer Make Ghost 8 almost impossible

[@DankruptMemer]

@@Dogey-ce9sz That's what I tried to do with this one 😅

[@AquaRing97]

I feel bad for anyone else in your house listening to the sonic booms your arms create

[@sangdoan1]

Yeah like BOOM ZOOM BOOM the family like WHY TAICHI BOOM ZOOM BOOM ZOOM come eat this is not finish well come and pause there’s No pause your making me lose BOOM ZOOM

[@somethingcool7865]

sangdoan1 ....what?

[@Yeectorsama]

@@sangdoan1 ....what?

[@tomikun8057]

@@sangdoan1 wtf are u talking about

[@sshini2085]

He isnt doing it in his house, God made him his own universe to play beat saber in

[@lucasgafford85]

Great now go outside when it's raining and hit all of the raindrops

[@courtneylin9352]

This guy:ok

[@ryank4021]

Ok sure

[@jackr7917]

That would be a step down Thanks for the likes

[@silverlight7949]

😂😂😂

[@silverlight7949]

@@jackr7917 😂😂😂👍

[@tristanhallett4793]

This is someone who can bring a sword to a gunfight and win

[@gekido5733]

No, this is someone who could bring a twig to a nuke fight and win.

[@donavinpetrowski6913]

So basically he pulled a Kirito during the GGO Arc

[@afdhals.5847]

@@donavinpetrowski6913 so true

[@Cxramic]

Donavin Petrowski yup

[@mlagathomason2555]

He is one who can take out yhe whole world with a toe nail

[@luigiplush8755]

The fact that his arms were shaking at the end goes to show just how hard he went

[@Brad.2874]

This song is so stupidly hard that I put it on no fail. I still failed.

[@OrangeC7]

sometimes it do be like that

[@sethyoder7996]

Ngl I'm tired of this same comment on any difficult Osu! or Beatsaber video.

[@Brad.2874]

I'd personally never seen it, so I chose to write it, but I certainly understand, it gets annoying.

[@deadgaming20]

@@sethyoder7996 i havent seen it so :shrug: lol

[@woffe8094]

@@sethyoder7996 I've never seen this type of comment

[@moonmoon2479]

There’s no music playing. His arms just make those noises.

[@JuJubean]

Moon Moon XD

[@gmodiscool14]

wrists* his brain is making those sounds going into overdrive

[@clay6334]

Gmodiscool15 Backup Channel What where you trying to correct..?

[@aerospacecade]

Gmodiscool15 Backup Channel shut up and let the joke be, nerd

[@clay6334]

Caden Gaither If youre trying to insult them then why are you calling them a nerd? Thats a compliment, dude.

[@whizzerbrown1349]

I think his strategy might be to put a spider on his arm and have a spasm attack trying to get it off but rhythmically

[@user-hs4qr5bh4n]

Who Invited this guy? XD

[@artperson169]

that would be me XD

[@heathjake25]

Yo I can perform better than Taichi if this is how it works, just gimme a few centipedes and spiders, maybe a dangerous snake idk. Imma take back the snake, I’d rather not upset snakes actually.

[@ryank4021]

(Me)

[@rexlu962]

what if he doesn't scared of spiders?

[@paddythelegend1671]

I want to see this from the perspective of somebody who just walked in to see him in a VR headset swinging his arms around wildly

[@snuce_]

Please, Tachi, the human body cant handle this much crack

[@crazywazy5527]

he's not human

[@1N3K0]

He's an intelligent AI

[@angry_orange1584]

idk I didn't know robots shake there hands at end of levels like there on crack

[@chrisirish3522]

pablo escobear

[@slitherysnek5152]

shrek bath water*

[@Phoenix_BS]

By the time Ghost ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ comes around, Taichi will end the universe with a black hole

[@Silk0926]

Literaly faster than light

[@potatoavacadonion1025]

His wrists will swing so fast, the black hole will be consumed by itself

[@zenith2296]

That or he'll ascend.

[@monthreview5540]

He will be at different universes within a microsecond

[@Andrew-uk5qd]

Waaaaaaaaaaay faster than any pre-existing light source in the whole observed universe

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug2187]

This is what it feels like to do your homework while the teacher is collecting it

[@zimmcarlin7724]

Yeah

[@shogun3866]

Another one (I'll delete/edit it if you don't understand) When you have only 1 min left to finish your exam but you have the 7 marks questions remaining

[@burningbre]

@@shogun3866 *indeed*

[@shogun3866]

@Spillz to whom are you replying to? (Jesus I forgot English itself)

[@Leo-dq6jh]

No this is when you do your work while your presenting

[@crawfishdig]

happy 3rd birthday to this video. i remember watching it the day it came out. thanks for being a major part in igniting my passion for rhythm games, man

[@harvi689_2]

Him shaking at the end of the song was the most human thing out of the whole video....

[@rienn8559]

@Sebastian Tucker-Kyriakos LOL agreed

[@tristanhauser5766]

In order to have God like speed and reflexes a price must be paid

[@Bardy414]

PHHahahaha I know right

[@venomousaj284]

Xd

[@Thetophatmonochromeextra]

EXACTLY! The whole video I was wondering if they were human

[@ellisman5019]

Hands: let’s go boy new level Sensors: excuse me wut the actual fu-

[@thislambfire8069]

That moment when your sensors begin sweating

[@courtneylin9352]

Main game itself: How? Is? Th..? Wha..?

[@minecraftreviews100]

My brain watching dis: WAT THE FUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@awilenbernkastel1439]

@@oldchannel7374 That's me. I can't count how many times I went to swing at a far out cube, only to not hit it and have the saber appear in front of me when I swing back. Pretty frustrating. Bonus point when CustomMiss flashes "Tracking" on such a miss. I'm like "EXACTLY!"

[@TFF_Onida]

DankruptMemer: how much harder do i have to make this Tachi: yes

[@DankruptMemer]

too true

[@Chiarium]

GH8ST is most definitely gonna absolutely destroy Taichi😂

[@TFF_Onida]

@@Chiarium ill believe it when i see it

[@chucknorris9667]

@@Chiarium however I disagree

[@Chiarium]

Yeah, I'm not sure if it will destroy Taichi, but until then we'll see

[@VolvaBass]

He is the chosen one to protect us from the blocks of red and blue darkness.

[@boopsaber6905]

Me: I’m getting pretty good at beat saber Me: *sees this* Also me: never mind

[@fabienneconsignado483]

Boop Saber I can relate so hard 😂😂

[@sharainshay13]

Swear to god lol

[@enderlord137]

I just beat Rock Paper Scissors w/ extra speed... This is MADNESSS!!!!!!

[@landon.scootz]

So Relatable

[@tristangoncalves1417]

I was proud of doing the ps4 version of this song on expert+, then I see this monstrosity

[@lolno4999]

When you complete an exam when there's 5 minutes left and you discovered there was an another side to do

[@MarkerHealthcliff]

Me:

[@lawsonvillarreal1222]

Me at 3 am playing beat saber for 24 hours straight

[@Azazel0183]

IM DEAD XD

[@Kate_441]

Ahahahahah

[@firestarxx0595]

YES

[@jmr_draws]

Army man: “You brought two swords to a gunfight? Seriously?” Taichi: “Alexa, play Ghost...”

[@ImScor327]

*_Now this is a Taichi level threat_*

[@Leevega-wy5pi]

Underrated comment tbh

[@storminfection5775]

@Immanuel Vazquez The world doesn't have arms of course it can't beat it.

[@yes-jg9ke]

Taichi would win bc he would be able to hit all the bullets as well as demolish the enemy’s

[@austint5467]

Lamo

[@a6ue403]

凄まじいノーツの嵐を切り裂くセイバーラインがひたすらに美しくて、初めて拝見して3年経った今でも見返しに来ます🙏✨

[@owenwillfindyou334]

Alternate title: man breaks Mach 10 with his arms

[@brknvods]

Or “first person to move at light speed discovered”

[@jvniprbrry]

It's actually mostly in the wrists, you have to minimize arm movement as much as possible because it's far too slow

[@TechSupportDave]

​@@jvniprbrryin actually, you should put emphasis on the word "minimise". It's minimally FASTER actually minimally MOVING your arms in a given direction while doing wrist flicks. Proper movement technique also helps reduce the subtle acceleration when moving your wrists so fast as acceleration is bad. This is a very physics-based game so it's actually good understanding how physics work so you can move your arms in such a way that is likely to be efficient. Perhaps slow-motion high-fps footage of yourself playing a fast level would aid in understanding the physics better and would help optimise your movement. Keep in mind that I mean movements of no more than a few centimeters. can't imagine someone actually swinging their arms around like crazy and actually completing this level - too much force and energy would be needed obviously.

[@Kai-iy3kk]

YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS PERSON MOVES THEIR WRISTS THIS FAST?? WHATTTT

[@ShitGod]

You forgot and extra 300 0’s

[@jasbep4118]

Me: *finishes expert+ song* IM FREAKIN GOD- Taichi: *are you sure about that-*

[@ThunderDraws]

Phil’s Eyelash bro I totally fail at expert+ it’s just a bit too fast for me.... BUT THIS?!

[@nuggies5348]

@@ThunderDraws Try expert+, as many times as it needs, and then go back to expert. You'll feel the different between speed

[@ThunderDraws]

@@nuggies5348 yeah I know, I can almost finish some expert+ maps but I just miss a bit too often

[@lelelazuli8683]

Did you beat Ghost expert+? I stand no chance xD

[@HellF1re24]

Oh youre still a God for completing it Expert+, it's just that Taichi turned you into a mince pie by completing it expert++++++++++ :)

[@purpis]

Mom : are you tired? TaiChi: yeah Mom : what where you doing? TaiChi : playing video games Mom: For how long? TaiChi: 5 minutes

[@HellF1re24]

lol she will never get it

[@iak-rs5fb]

@@HellF1re24 ahah noob mom like if agree haha i know rite

[@mikeman9090]

@@ratedrlin4622 I think that was the joke...

[@vindicatelol]

I think I have ocd but the way you wrote Taichi like TaiChi pisses me the fuck off

[@user-qw9yf6zs9t]

r/woooosh: let me intruduce myself.. : made with toaster gang

[@AdrianVargas-e6i]

holy shit i was speachless the entire video I really hope everyone understands how above and beyond you have to go to do that that is fucking crazy pardon me for my language but its the only way I can express how absolutely insane that was props to him.

[@WhitestAttorneyOld]

"And, if you look to the right, you can see a wild Taichi in his natural habitat." Taichi: *flailing arms everywhere*

[@ezyzeck5432]

*applause*

[@Silk0926]

"The wild taichi seems to be fighting his inner self"

[@misteroof4066]

secret secret “the taichi can make supersonic waves with the strength of his arms and can make a grown man cry from his dancing”

[@Silk0926]

@@misteroof4066 "it seems a challenger approached"

[@ryank4021]

Azizi Zakaria agreed

[@meatball8053]

Using the calories estimate on the side of the HUD, Taichi is operating at a sustained power output of around 700 watts!

[@azzty8624]

jesus christ

[@jigglie8077]

He's literally running the computer for the game at that point 🤣

[@beepduck]

what the actual fuck taichi

[@ananthirajesh2544]

God that’s enough to make a dead dude come back alive for a freakin 4 days, and it also means Taichi is using 3.5 times more energy than the average human uses in 2 days

[@stacho9907]

That means he’s a robot right? It makes sense

[@Cheolssip]

Is no one gonna talk about how satisfying the saber trails are

[@ethangoldwyre]

No

[@gavinwhitsey3766]

Uhh what swords

[@Beyond_Leon]

@@gavinwhitsey3766 the sabers

[@erenyeager7603]

That is not sword and that is custom saber bruhhhhh

[@KoletheCotter]

how do you have two top comments

[@Minecraftj-qk4if]

With coordination like this, you qualify as anything from the best DJ in the world through music maker, the best beatboxer, the fastest metronome, and the ultimate choir conductor.

[@kruzzer1922]

Science: The speed of light is the fastest moving phenomenon in the univers. Taichi: Hold my sabers

[@cbruxx]

light actually isn't, darkness is, since shadows can move faster than light can. (just fyi) light is the fastest moving force/energy/object whatever you want to call it.

[@Vinxvitnirous]

He gonna need those actually

[@cbruxx]

@@noahlewis5586 xD yeah, i will, just being nerd xD

[@Kyobinoyo]

@@cbruxx but shadow has no particles, shadow is the absence of light so technaciliy its always there and only gets covered by light.

[@cbruxx]

@@Kyobinoyo yes, however shadows do move faster than light because when light is in the location, a shadow isn't the and is there at the same time, so if you want to treat it as it's there 100% of the time, then sure, it didn't move, however using common terminology, you'd say a shadow moves, without trying to be technical, or just casually talking, thus majority the shadows are moving, and since in the scenario they move and aren't there 100% of the time, they move faster than light. Now even if they are there 100% of the time, if you can explain what they do to become invisible or what happens other than, it becomes to bright to see it, I can see your point, but "too bright" etc. doesn't make sense because if it's bright, it's not a shadow etc. If you can understand what I'm asking for, like for ex: if you wanted to explain why light acts differently when observed, you'd say the wave changes shape/properties (and explain how and why) and then it becomes like this: (place example explanation here).

[@ciara7172]

I need to see what this guy looks like playing this game irl

[@battlefield2freakz]

He becomes an Apache helicopter

[@Chiarium]

We all do😂

[@undefined4277]

a blur In the camera

[@genhen]

look at professional drummers

[@alexfrmedvennerne3682]

Ciara yeah WHO dont LOL

[@neoncolors2349]

"Did you beat ghost?" "Yes." "What did it cost you?" "My arms."

[@sekirofw]

Yes

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Dead meme.

[@zacjohnson452]

.... “And my wrists...”

[@littlejacnub5249]

@@zacjohnson452 I was wondering how long it would take someone to say something along the lines of "Well actually, it's all in the wrists not the arms"

[@zacjohnson452]

@@littlejacnub5249 lol yeah, I was expecting someone to say that too

[@goosifyed9717]

Ok, but the endurance, strength, speed, and mental capacity required to do this is insane. People who do this are objectively strong.

[@imado952]

jedi: no human in outer world of star wars can use lightsabers! taichi: amateurs

[@afdhals.5847]

Lmao

[@winterblox1386]

I think it would be more like: parry these you filthy casuals (starts throwing lightsabers)

[@legendarycornflakes1328]

Yeah he isnt human

[@noodleprimenoodleprime]

This dudes wingspan probably longer than the Eiffel tower

[@dougdougw]

Morphius: Take the red pill or the blue pill Taichi: *both*

[@claudiodemilito2706]

or Taichi: **splits em with the sabers**

[@Kai-iy3kk]

And that, dear children, was how augmented reality was created

[@DevilDog54]

I’d thought I would take expert +, but I realized I didn’t take it, but I can only take Expert, and something like this, I would die in 1 second. And you look like you’ve been playing beat saber for years, and you have more experiences than everyone that plays this game. And, that’s actually impressive at times. Keep it up with the good work.

[@pvlsar_16]

It truly scares me when Taichi gets anything under an S

[@axehead45]

Same

[@Dreameeyy]

Ikr

[@glutenfreecactus2058]

I can’t imagine how much of a work out that was, I was burning calories just from watching it.

[@drangel4244]

159

[@Krihskillz]

For taichi it was 85.29 actually

[@fatboyinasandpit3434]

r/technicallythetruth

[@CJDonYT]

It’s fake

[@wolfhunted7702]

@@CJDonYT -_- how?

[@mattegamer2372]

"Day 1086. Taichi still hasnt stopped beating my ghost levels. I think i might need to create gh295st now." Edit: When is he gonna fc this?

[@georgevincent6244]

Nah I think gh8st is actually impossible though

[@breadplays6288]

@@georgevincent6244 bandoot are you sure about that

[@user-oz2mh1hi4s]

@nathan feldbusch No, he didn't use No Fail. It's hard to see through the insane number of notes, but the health bar is there...which honestly makes this kind of terrifying-

[@user-oz2mh1hi4s]

@nathan feldbusch There is a health bar if you look closely, and he barely survives some sections, crazy as it may be. You also have to remember the number of notes he's hitting, which, after a number of bad hits, raise his health bar by a lot. I don't mean to sound rude or start a fight.

[@crimsonchaos5037]

@nathan feldbusch i think they're confused and they think ur talking about taichi... either that or they're trolling

[@yatamix]

I still dont understand how beat saber players can do this like you guys are just a different breed i swear

[@Maya-07]

in game: *looks pretty dang lit* life: *what is he doing?!*

[@zachhampton3630]

Transcending, what else?

[@justnate01]

Gods work

[@harper033]

Beginning his ascension to the next god.

[@Secron.]

Teacher: shadow can follow all of our movements Taichi's shadow: uhh...

[@juissikoiras6818]

Haha true

[@Carter_S33]

Also Taichi’s shadow uhhh that’s not possible to do buddy

[@cyanidesidesalad]

Underrated 💀

[@loly8844]

I would laugh at this but I take shit way to literally and I don’t believe it’s possible for arms to move faster than the speed of light

[@yoshiwav]

Lol Y yeah makes sense coming from a copy pasted eat your cereal account

[@false7618]

“While you played your silly games, I studied the blade .” -probably a real quote from Taichi

[@EliteG375]

the *bLaDe...*

[@Ethanzz29e3]

Hmm THE technoblade?

[@sanstheskeleton4572]

Wonder how his arms are doing

[@arandomcrusader8822]

Guitar hero players: *_While you studied the blades, I gave myself arthritis_*

[@awpraize3679]

Can we just appreciate this is Taichi FOUR YEARS AGO. People are catching up now but this guy was years ahead of this skill level

[@Croissant1234]

OMG ... imagine how him arms must hurt at the end of this... 5:36 look how he is shaking

[@yerischerries3010]

dude it's pain, i played back when this shit wasn't even around and the hardest maps were like cycle hit. after passing that my arms hurt like a mf. i can only imagine how he feels. eventually it got to a point where my arms suffered permanent damage and i legit had to stop playing lol

[@andbone1090]

It was probably the electricity running trough him(someone said 700 watts so yeah that must hurt)

[@trythrusting9980]

I can already feel the RSI

[@zenith2296]

@Corgi Toons Not true. It isn't the game it's two things, the first being that you're astonished you won the level and the second, being that your arms cannot handle moving that fast without hurting themselves.

[@palea1335]

@@yerischerries3010 Covering how depressed you are at the fact that your arms were permanently hurt with lol, does not work. I'll give you a tip: Whenever I try to cover how depressing a matter is, I use lmao instead. It works a lot better... I think.

[@littlejacnub5249]

"Videogames are bad for your health" The calorie counter: "Let's agree to disagree"

[@collinameye4357]

at this point its to healthy that its almost bad

[@pixel382]

@@collinameye4357 he means the oculus calorie counter so how you moved

[@gamer_bro1234]

All parents need to know this lol

[@Elias.tlkn207]

His Arms: "Lets agree to agree"

[@wintr7803]

i mean he burned 65 calories in 5 minutes...

[@marsmars2851]

My brain was not ready for this. I probably burnt as many calories watching the video as Taichi actually playing it

[@joer2237]

Experts: running is the best exercise Taichi: *burns 65 calories in 5 minutes*

[@EliteG375]

xD

[@gafgadpuyeanya22]

Xd

[@skelet8337]

He burns that in 10 seconds he probably has to eat during the run or he will collapse

[@Gyroso]

65 in 5 min is nothing lol

[@joer2237]

@@Gyroso yes it is lmao

[@dexterandmaya775]

Scientists: You physically can NOT swing your arms 100 miles per hour... Taichi: Allow me to introduce myself

[@mraghhhhh]

DexVader and Kittencuteness6 underrated comment

[@antiochusiitheos7650]

DexVader and Kittencuteness6 yes

[@D_LGND]

Taichi broke science

[@dexterandmaya775]

Haha thank you guys!

[@hellterminator]

Fun fact: When building SteamVR, Valve put limits on the controller inputs based on what they thought was humanly possible. They had to increase those limits because of beat saber players.

[@Inactivemayuse]

“Since when was Expert+++++++ a diffficulty” Taichi: since *now*

[@filthy4274]

It’s a mod nigga

[@zer0pointnothing]

@@filthy4274 You do know that was a joke right?

[@filthy4274]

@@zer0pointnothing yeah ik I was joking

[@WhiteMustangXxX]

Shut up edgy 11 year old non black child

[@isaniruch]

Watch with 0.25 speed..

[@thecandybarbandit]

5:35 bro.. I’d be shaking too… I’m drenched in sweat by the sight of this gameplay

[@u_q6c]

he has discovered how to use 100% of the brain at once while flinging his arms

[@mr.mrowmusic8255]

"What difficulty do you play?" "Well..."

[@chucknorris9667]

More like: "What difficulty do you play?" "YES"

[@mr.mrowmusic8255]

@@chucknorris9667 YES

[@alvexas5510]

“I have my own”

[@OrangeC7]

@Spariton There is, this is it

[@chaoticanimation2509]

I play expert ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@NoraRecRoom]

Taichi: why do my my neighbors keeping calling the ambulance on me.. Im not have a seizure

[@saronsia]

dude. he almost flew i think irl at 4:34. i've watched this video many times, well done!

[@vraddict445]

Geometry Dash: We have the hardest levels. Osu!: No we have the hardest! Beat Saber: Hold my beer.

[@Kkbleeblob]

vrAddict geometry dash is harder though

[@TheOne-wg6vq]

Kkbleeblob fuck no blood bath is easy

[@glohin8770]

@@TheOne-wg6vq did you just use bloodbath in comparison to osu! and Beat Saber levels

[@littlefrost5615]

Cat Mario rising from grave "WHOS CHALLENGING ME!!!"

[@zerexxx2]

@@glohin8770 did you guys just know that bloodbath is not even in the top 100 hardest GD levels right now lmao ? The currents hardests levels in geometry dash are totally on par with the hardest things in osu, beatsaber and others games

[@ixpho857]

Imagine hitting someone in the face while doing this, you would probably kill them.

[@galaxyyeet1206]

Oof

[@mobkiller9675]

Probably send them out of the atmosphere to be honest

[@frogg2581]

@@mobkiller9675 they probably would “exit this earth atmosphere”

[@iTripp]

It's like some goku ultra instinct type shit

[@FrizellaTheBee]

@@mobkiller9675 *atomosphere

[@chixl6761]

Dankruptmemer: make a new Ghost level Taichi: ah sh*t, here we go again

[@chixl6761]

this could go both ways tho.

[@edubz4594]

People who make this insane *SHIIIIIIIII-* Deserve more popularity.

[@zheep7729]

What a beginner Beat Saber player sees when doing expert the first time

[@that1connor583]

You know what sir, that is Absolutely correct, I’m still struggling and I’ve only played properly for like a week. So take my like.

[@karolbeck2344]

What a ryrhm games starter sees when playing fresh on hard

[@cosmicspork1885]

@@that1connor583 Just stick with it, given some time you'll be able to beat expert, than even expert plus levels!

[@Aida-nh1pu]

So true.

[@havenselph]

I've no lifed the crap out of this game and have started getting good enough to complete expert on most levels and this still looks just as hard as it did when I started

[@linenkeyes6329]

Robber: give me everything! Taichi: *pulls out 2 knives, one red and one blue*

[@sukrangural5614]

Robber: give me everything! Taichi: *finishs recording and shows* Robber: *killes him self*

[@roselord7596]

taichi:i ahve the power of speed dont try me fool

[@oliverfrank9202]

At that point the rober is running out of the building

[@patch6199]

He wouldn’t be able to use the blue one cause all u would see is red all over

[@oogabooga8003]

Soon the blue knife will be red with blood XD

[@Renetiger000]

Teacher: The exam isn't hard The exam:

[@_epic730]

only one person passed

[@theexam7394]

No it isn't.

[@mathieukerbel5939]

under-rated

[@noru8360]

Teacher: The exam isn't hard The exam: teacher: Bruh

[@realausome]

I watched this video about a year ago, when it came out and more importantly, before I had my VR, and before I even played rhythm games. I have now beat Ghost on expert on camera, and I decided to revisit this video to see if I could read fast maps like GHOS7. Yes, it looks a lot slower than I remember. Crazy, it's like playing rhythm games gives me way faster reaction time.

[@smilingman9746]

Why does the Guinness World Records have "most hot springs met in a year", when it doesn't have taichi the super human

[@iqbaltrojan]

"Guns were invented in the 10th century" War in the years 800-899:

[@outspade]

war was invented in 20019

[@nieznajomy7]

U mean 801-900?

[@SUMBOSWABNUS]

iqbaltrojan sir its 2019 not 800-899 we wouldn’t have sabers

[@Maki-ng4jk]

@@nieznajomy7 10th century means 900-999, so 800-899 is correct. :P

[@nieznajomy7]

@@Maki-ng4jk no, 10th century means 901-1000 :P

[@theofilosalexandris543]

He literally makes combos of 40 within less than a second. I swear this man is faster than light itself.

[@Peatex]

so true...he's 2-3 times faster than a machine gun...and close to a minigun firing rate 😯

[@DuckMass]

@@Peatex a mini gun shoots at around 400 bullets a minute and Taichi is going 300,000,000 in a school zone

[@FIoony]

Light is scared s.... Less because of taichi

[@axehead45]

I wanna see someone legitimately calculate just how fast he’s moving

[@NoobyTopHat]

knight:how can you swing your sword so fast??! Taichi: should i tell him? GHOST: nah i think we shouldent he might die if he playes my song

[@casualllama8240]

anime protagonist: about to lose *theme song starts* anime protagonist 5 seconds later:

[@IICARUS99]

Ive been binge watching my hero academia and well.. this is definitely accurate

[@celestial8616]

bruh he’s going like karu speed (from assassination classroom if you were wondering)

[@mhmpotatoes5373]

i feel like a side character in an anime watching the main character have his epic battle and sittin over here thinking "i cant see a single thing he's doing but god damn thats cool"

[@rhyanistuff]

kinda like koichi before he got his stand

[@_cakez_4574]

Kinda like Armin before he killed a man

[@dragonwaifu1156]

what's your PFP?

[@mhmpotatoes5373]

@@dragonwaifu1156 no clue, i found it in middle school and havent changed it since.

[@dragonwaifu1156]

@@mhmpotatoes5373 lol

[@dr.tobogan6976]

"I was trained in the jedi arts by Count Dooku"

[@skykai9799]

The profile picture fits perfect with this 😂

[@turtleguy8914]

I was learned by obi wan

[@justarandomyoutubeacc7888]

I was trained by taichii

[@Kooolmun]

This Guy: I was trained by Camellia

[@noface5775]

Taichi is definitely a cyborg. How is a human mind capable of comprehensing this so fast?

[@KingOfForest22]

It's getting to the stage that watching Taichi play Beat Saber is better entertainment than any of the actual Star Wars movies...

[@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill]

Ultran00sh lmao unreal

[@WolfvineGaming]

I mean especially with how the Star Wars movies are going currently, yeah most definitely.

[@loganlaperriere7513]

That’s a problem...

[@ShepDance]

Ultran00sh I understand what your saying but that’s imposible

[@KingOfForest22]

@Let’s play Roblox! Read what I said, which Star Wars movie is baby Yoda in?

[@goblinslayer7473]

We need a separate video showing what it looks like outside of VR lmao

[@jjpgaming7995]

Scientists: "nothing can move faster than light" Taichi: "hold my matter"

[@IceyTheButcher]

Underrated comment 👌

[@Kate_441]

haha

[@IceyTheButcher]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 ✨ rude ✨

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

@@IceyTheButcher Not really. This comment is stolen that’s why I said it. Also it’s a dead meme that was never funny in the first place.

[@IceyTheButcher]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 mk then ✨ I still like the comment

[@4thtimerunning409]

I keep coming back to this video every few months, I think this is my favourite video on the platform.

[@firewolfpeter]

"Did you beat ghost?" *"No."* "What did it cost?" *"I said no."*

[@totkfan]

I don’t get the joke

[@sorrowsaber4794]

I get it

[@marge3199]

@@totkfan ghost is the hardest song on the ost and most people can't beat it (including me) and normally the meme is oh you won but at what cost but since the song is so difficult he literally just can't. Edit: For the people saying it is for new players its 8.24 blocks a second I wouldn't say that's easy even for experienced players I know there is harder songs on beat saber but still it's not a newbie song

[@Fence07]

@Marge I would rather say most people that haven't just started playing can beat the Ost version. people just tend not to play it because Ost mapping is garbo. at least from my experience.

[@o1aa3hjuqe]

@@Fence07 depends on how sweaty you are imo, some people can't be bothered to create a large library of custom songs and improve. Although I don't have beat saber so I could be wrong

[@vekikano3407]

One week from now: Taichi: [Beat Saber] GHOS10 (Ghost Expert++++++++++) 10-LANE | 80.31% S Everyone: Ok, Taichi... You can stop now... you beat the game.

[@kpo8718]

GH8ST is in the works I believe it takes a long time for the levels to be made

[@Ryanisthere]

it takes more than 1 week for levels to be made but with that level of performance I would not be surprised if this kid had a time machine

[@Ryanisthere]

his arms are the time machine

[@DankruptMemer]

@@Ryanisthere Unless I am adding lanes and doing significant reworking of parts, it doesn't take too long :)

[@SmlBy-ws5ol]

Don’t forget the title “| DAFS FC |”

[@DegenWeb]

Me after my first full combo expert: Whew that was hard, atleast I’m improving! Me after watching this: Vr for sale, comes with steam account with beatsaber and my hopes and dreams

[@hiding_the_soul]

Same bro)

[@xlrosr-yt6636]

Hey atleast you completed a Expert+!

[@glennwahlberg8780]

i play the hardest expert+ i can find and im just WTF is this shit :D

[@epicbro5388]

XD

[@Titanmster21]

I'm working on expert mode I can get through the begining no sweat it's the middle that gets me

[@djtigerrawr7303]

Bro memorised each swing timing to not get overwhelmed at this note jump speed, jesus

[@loxslo7325]

Imagine someone walking while he’s doing this level. With no context and they don’t know about vr.

[@teraspeXt]

**slap**

[@HellF1re24]

"Hey guys look at the lowlife playing this weird box game while wearing a box on his 4head" That's pretty how my friends think playing Beat Saber is like

[@Varxedd]

Docter, “ What’s wrong with your arm..?”. Taichi: “ you wouldn’t understand..”

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Dead meme.

[@zacjohnson452]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 you comment that on every single comment. Calm down.

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

@@zacjohnson452 I only comment it on comments that use dead memes.

[@zacjohnson452]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 “dank” is a dead meme

[@Serpent6I]

Doctor: Holy crap! You managed to dislocate every joint, and pull every muscle in your arms! How the heck did you do this? Taichi: Just five minutes. Just one song.

[@Aaroncarter55726]

LOL

[@usipussi6647]

Lmao

[@umm3870]

That was just mesmerizing, that was incredible

[@theimperialzone]

“So what do you like to do in your free time?” “It’s complicated...”

[@jamie5855]

Not rlly lmao just say, “play beatsaber”

[@mariadiezmari6185]

😂😂😂😂

[@N0TSmart]

*fruit ninja but with swords and cubes*

[@Agent_DJ]

@@N0TSmart I'm so glad but I grew up with fruit ninja but dang heat saber is better

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Dead meme.

[@deletedaccount7507]

And some are still saying that video games are just not healthy. "You need to do sports" Taichi : Yeah, sports are cool. But have you ever tried Beat Saber before ?

[@dragobruder6328]

Friend of Taichi: "Yeah I know that one.... Pretty easy to play actually..." Taichi: "Is that sooooo?"

[@significantharassment]

You think this is healthy? This shit is cardiac arrest inducing lmao

[@kpo8718]

A N well obviously you're not gonna start with this s**t

[@significantharassment]

@@kpo8718 what

[@jofx4051]

Friend: *What is that, a new sport?* Taichi: Let me show you _Taichi changed the costume to P.E. costume, using VR game tool and proceeded to play to demonstrate it_

[@lycheecan1]

With a sword this man could single-handedly take out an army squadron fully equipped with full auto guns

[@BayconAddict]

5:35 this is the most human moment in this entire video

[@gubzs]

He just burned 65 calories in 5 minutes. You'd only need to play at this level for 4 and a half hours to burn a literal pound of fat. Now think about how much practicing this probably took.

[@electronauticon9617]

Im not sure whats scarier, the fact you could burn that many calories by playing this song or the fact this guy had the endurance to do that (and I am aware he probably didn't practice that much in one day, but take into consideration the amount of times he probably failed right at the end, im sure it would add up over time)

[@casedistorted]

He probably died.

[@pinwijulis]

Woah

[@Pan-oy2ck]

holy shit, i need to git gud

[@Skoopyy.]

For me, I had to walk on my treadmill (6km/h) for 7 mins to burn 65 calories A treadmill is more expensive than an Oculus Quest 2 so now I have a reason for my mom to let me buy an Oculus Quest

[@DuckAM_Official]

Creator of the level: ur a human? Taichi: "pain" Calorie counter: "scream"

[@lolwastaken]

calories level in this dude’s body must be negative GHOS7

[@DuckAM_Official]

@@lolwastaken extra true

[@EMPERORGARLIX]

Calorie counter be going down faster than my will to live 💀

[@nightskyflyer2638]

💀

[@unwittingly612]

Dad: Son, sometimes in life you will have to overcome many hard obstacles. Some will be easy and some will be hard. My Obstacles:

[@ms.fish1238]

Aka puberty

[@milo7788]

Lol

[@NBazure]

*How is this so accurate..?*

[@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875]

Dead meme.

[@ari-chan7467]

@@iamnotcreativeenoughforana5875 So?

[@RylanDoesStuff.]

Who that a beat saber vid on KZbin would show proof of aliens cuz taichi is NOT human no human can do this

[@RylanDoesStuff.]

Typo at the beginning I meant to say who knew that

[@abbxd]

@@RylanDoesStuff.yeah this is extremely outdated I suggest seeing dimension

[@shartted]

"4:22 was the most difficult for me" yeah i see why holy crap

[@insaneasockjr]

Look at how shakey Taichi is at the end

[@KingOfForest22]

Well to be fair, 65 Calories (kilocalories) is the amount of energy it takes to heat a kilogram (1 litre) of water by 65 degrees C... So he's basically a human kettle lol.

[@attenia]

@@KingOfForest22 well he didnt use all the calories to heat himself up... and im saying: he heated himself up but most of the calories got to kinetic energy not heat... im just sayin... xD

[@aiksi5605]

I was expecting him to go full Garry's-Mod-stuck-in-the-texture-ragdoll style tbh

[@boopsaber6905]

This is the first time he has gone 100% power on a song so I feel like he would be a little tired

[@Temptazer]

Taichi: *destroys Ghos7* Me: *failing on Ghost expert* Edit: I'm trying to beat it again, my furthest progress is 4:19 :D

[@matthewsanchez5988]

Same bro

[@_cirno6320]

i cant even go ghost hard :l

[@_cirno6320]

*do ghost hard

[@mouseface4150]

I’m barely able to beat ghost expert+ no arrows

[@ggs1019]

@@tinybagel9406 No arrows

[@pisti06]

Please imagine: It's the 21st of febuary, monday, 23:30 PM. You got a vr headset for christmas, and beat saber a few days later. Eversince, you've been playing nearly every day. You're laying in your bed, happy. Today you manadged to beat spin eternally ön expert! But out of nowhere, the youtube algorithm recomends you this video... Crazy right? We're lucky such a thing would never happen, right? Btw nice vid, realy cool.

[@truestweeaboo4796]

Me: * tries this and fails once * Epilepsy: Perhaps I could be of some assistance

[@shijosatsujin7893]

When the anime main character gets surrounded by enemies Anime main character:

[@bogdantepavcevic3614]

I would say this happens at around 5:05

[@dawneeie3837]

thought of sword art online.

[@maggiea291]

I mean like, you ain’t wrong tho, those anime characters be killin in like a second

[@flyte707]

zenitsu’s dream

[@laylanogueras4483]

So what happens you said anime character: then said nothing

[@Denyah_]

I don't have eyes fast enough to even compensate watching this. Wow. Just. Wow.

[@kingfordvr5863]

Well I do but my arms are just bones so I can’t do it

[@KynCatss]

Hayden Jones same

[@MsHojat]

Yeah you need to have it on a 60 FPS video format or some parts would just look like nonsense screen flashes.

[@kingfordvr5863]

Mshojat yea I guess so

[@njdotson]

@@MsHojat this video is 60fps

[@CherryProductions949]

Just started practicing this song at 70% speed, it's so hard to believe I've come this far in Beat Saber, I never thought that I would get to a similar level as this guy. Dear Taichi and Bandoot, thank you guys for keeping me motivated in Beat Saber and teaching me to never give up, I wouldn't be as good today if it weren't for you two, so thank you

[@abbxd]

Damn you must be an og if you don’t realize they both aren’t even top 10

[@CherryProductions949]

@@abbxd Ye, I first started playing Beat Saber in that era, so they had a huge impact on me back then, but I gotta give credit to the skilled players now like Cerret, Seaweed, and Bystey, cause playing the game for this long at ranked level takes a lot of dedication and I give props to them for it