Take a Break: Million Dollar Listing Pt. 1

[@InnerOuterBeauty]

"There is not a surface in this house that you couldn't snort cocaine from" 😂😂😂 I actually choked

[@rezkaulia]

my fave part too 😂😂😂

[@CalumT]

What? on cocaine? 😂

[@thomascritchley6527]

lolatthisname ii

[@francismarasiganiii4549]

Me too 😂😂

[@vinnievalentine421]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Made my day

[@ShreshthaManiChoudhary]

Never tell a British comedian what annoys you. That's rule #34.

[@soniaalvarez9600]

LOL

[@CallitAlexWarren]

Rule 34 is something very different to this...

[@patrickhare_]

Not rule 34

[@sumayah6025]

it deffinetly is.

[@xxfire5tarterxx]

you could have said any number but nooooooo you had to say rule #34

[@sasuxsakufan38]

"she's a big girl" *Gets in bath* fav part lmao bye

[@toowickedcool]

Fucking deaaad 😂😂

[@aaannnyyy99]

hahahaha

[@bonitarandom7205]

They literally lift the other guy out of that bath tub

[@jfalush]

1000th like

[@anandaryan4587]

5:18 "I dont know what bird that is but its sooo quiet" xD

[@rigi1504]

TheFour Jockeys imma start saying this to my friends

[@ourjourneylivingtruth303]

@@rigi1504 LOL

[@VincentLimonty]

"Fonthongpothothong" handrail custom made really got me.

[@simonsaysrewind]

a washer and a dryer... lucky gits 😂 👍

[@teunwilliams1797]

Likes

[@simonsaysrewind]

+Marco van Basten cheers for the like.. I now re-watch the funny video 👍

[@mocanito0523]

James Corden is probably in my opinion the most watchable late night host to watch. Don't have to deal with the fake over excitement Jimmy Fallon brings every night.

[@eduardosolis1502]

Eudy Arias I hate j.fallon he always overreact

[@noiseygaming9031]

"hes only here cus he got drugs" lmaaaao

[@Gmez759]

Someone isn't comfortable with their sexuality

[@LCFor]

Who you talking about my bro?

[@aprilortiz419]

I was about to say this!!!

[@tdawgdawg]

@Mia homo ore not.. what ever. its for fun maaan.... comeon dawg!

[@gaygoc]

i know right

[@hellojeff854]

He just isn't gay tf

[@zahriyannah6989]

when they said Tyga was a big hiphop artist LMFAOO

[@saveUyghurs]

Seriously have never heard of him or any of his music before Kylie and him split or whatever. How does he have so much money??

[@DreamerXSilent]

bengalifob2 he doesn’t

[@saveUyghurs]

How is he buying this place tho?

[@SandvichTrolli48]

he didn't, landlords are suing him for not making rent

[@joakimjohnsson1020]

727 milion views ONly on KZbin @ one song, sure, not big dawg :)

[@InnerOuterBeauty]

Tyga needs to get a grip, James was only trying to have a laugh like not lying down or the bath or anything, that's what I love about James, he has a wife and is straight but still can have a proper joke about his sexuality, it's funny. Tyga's uncomfortableness is unnecessary and makes me feel uncomfortable watching it.

[@danielmurillo2392]

i think you're just homosexual yourself.

[@dombowombo3076]

What´s the problem with being a gay-sympathiser?

[@alondrahernandez5626]

Dombo Wombo Lol well, it's immoral. What's wrong with respecting a straight guy who doesn't want to be in bed with another man?

[@coreyhodge5023]

Alondra Hernandez They didn't say his sexuality makes them uncomfortable . You can just tell by the way they were acting but It really isn't that deep anyway. And "gay sympathizer" and "gay agenda".......lmao

[@helloitsme2392]

I agree with the first part of your statement if Tyga was a woman and this was happening the feminists would be on their way to shut this show down. James is funny and I love his segments but the people who are getting upset because Tyga does not want to lay down ... I mean there's plenty of other things you could be worrying about.

[@dakangaroo8115]

We need this in Britain. The BBC or ITV or something has to show it

[@hodofarah2231]

Yaaaas

[@NarendraTheComic]

+Da kangaroo I'll host it!! HAHA!!

[@TheMrBigBadBrad]

+QU3STION5 100% they could get it. But Friday/Sat night chat shows are way to saturated in the UK for it to be worth it. J-ross, Alan carr, Paul O'grady ext

[@jamesp4557]

I sometimes watch it and I live in England just get sky

[@Jenniferlwarm]

just stream it online

[@janetsnakehole9345]

James has such a great deadpan humor, and he's incredibly creative....LOVE his show, and LOVE these "Take a break" segments.

[@Steveds1009]

5:09 tyga gains a friend then he disappears at 5:32 then reappears after 6:16

[@yorkieinthemill]

Lmao😂😂

[@RIIXER]

+Steveds1009 im calling glitch.

[@dogzillasquad9524]

+Yorkieinthemill oh my god 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄

[@ringohardy2834]

Windows has shut down

[@BenteMeijer]

Tyga and his friends are the definition of fragile masculinity lmfao😂

[@eolsunder]

not really they seemed to be having a great time, especially LK. He was just enjoying the humor the whole time. And if you DON'T have kids....it's still a bit weird. Amen 100% brother, who has a window that opens like that right at ground level lol what?

[@BielichDai]

no means no. or is that only apply to females?

[@PattysPath]

was just about to comment this smh

[@yvel2716]

@@chichi-iw2ik oop found another one

[@chichi-iw2ik]

Hadlee Storms yes u found another common sense person

[@andrejones7786]

Honestly, the producers over at the Late Late show are so freakin creative. This was hilarious! So sick of the boring late night q&a.

[@AlZiaaa]

But tyga doesnt even have that kind of money lmao

[@satyaanakbali]

omggg so true

[@GrilladYnox]

+Al Zia he definetly got that kind of money.

[@Butter_bread_]

+Karl no he doesn't 😂 he got kicked out of his house for not paying rent and the car he brought Kylie is getting reposed

[@ReflectVI]

+Al Zia Yes he fucking does.

[@richardjo01]

+Al Zia bruh look at his streams and views he does have that sort of money

[@missitoldyousooo1931]

O Please Tyga's broke ass can't afford these homes😂

[@sohambaste1754]

Miss I Told You Sooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rachelrindlisbacher3194]

Lil 6Teen pay attention his comment was made more that a year ago😂 get off ur high horse and calm down

[@efrem4446]

But Tyga Is In Dept LMAOOO

[@aalovesbeauty3296]

Yup he's in department learn how to spell

[@jasontheironhashira]

+aalovesbeauty hahaha

[@Doesin]

Debt*

[@keesbruno1470]

u also in debt so there is no problem

[@richardjo01]

+Efrem Tesfatsion yeah sure he is hookah has 218 million views

[@icyspicy647]

take a break is his best segment, so glad he's still doing it!!

[@grgehlen4718]

Tyga should buy some personality rather than a house

[@naima6639]

I think you have to have a personality more than to sit here with bullshit

[@felicityrandall4913]

Can tyga not have a joke or something?😂

[@alessa2530]

Theyre acting

[@14sixteen]

fliss randall i

[@shalissa8993]

it makes it funnyer how they series like that

[@NoOneHere2Day]

Tyga can't afford that house unless Kylie buys it for him.

[@JoseMarquez-mu4qh]

tyga is rich dumb fuck

[@JoseMarquez-mu4qh]

+Don't Usually Comment WTF you just believe everything you read tyga has a brands, TV shows , does movies , selling out tours , making music , yea he rich nigga you just stupid and a hater

[@JoseMarquez-mu4qh]

+Don't Usually Comment nigga stop hating then if you don't know shit don't comment

[@NoOneHere2Day]

Jose Marquez Who the fuck is a fan of Tyga? Lame fuck.

[@fabiolima1948]

CALife 3 years later u still in ur mums house and he’s only richer 😂

[@sarahtalbot7110]

For the record, if James C was showing me around that house, I would buy it straight away. I thought he was brilliant!! 😂💰💸

[@Laurabenz34]

I absolutely love this man.I m not type of person that could easily laugh at some comedy movie or American tv show but he makes me laugh each and every time I open any of his KZbin videos. Adorable sweet man plus amazing sense of humor Thank you. JAMES for brightning my days

[@jess7-6]

They're so scared of being seen to be even remotely gay in any way, what's wrong with people

[@johnathanru]

they don't like Dick's

[@jess7-6]

+Vegan johnathanru That's fine, lying on a bed with someone or being in the bath with them, fully clothed, doesn't insinuate that. The need to make sure that everything they do isn't even slightly sexual with a man makes it come across as if they see being gay as a negative thing.

[@jess7-6]

+Vegan johnathanru Also, 👊 for being Vegan!

[@jess7-6]

+Mbrookes Does it matter what gender someone is? Or whether they are dressed 'as a male' or 'as a female'. Just goes to show that attraction has less and less to do with what sex people are and more about who they want to be and how they want to portray themselves.

[@kevn101]

+Jess Louise They want to keep that "tough rapper" image thats why. Most rappers are like that. It's stupid but thats the image they portray.

[@SuperRand13]

says house it worth north of $20 mill. sells for 9.5 mill. That Kids, is how you do business.

[@dawndeyong8504]

Huge congratulations to Jim & Dave ,Looooved the show tonight . James corden is just hysterical . Can't wait for part 2

[@iheardyoulikemagic]

OMG crying laughing at the bathtub bit

[@tomberry7997]

"5 6 girls here and 1 guy who has drugs" LMAO!!!😎

[@breselexiapsychicmedium346]

Tyga thinking in his head.."I can't afford this shit, I best be getting paid for this appearance."

[@AlphabetSoup123]

Them running away from James as he tries to jokingly get close to them has the opposite effect they want. smh I'm more convinced they may be batting for the other team than if they'd played along with the bit.

[@ceuti]

+ADMNP right? lol

[@purplelonghorn07]

+ADMNP they definitely arent comfortable with their manhood

[@AlphabetSoup123]

+Dan White As a black person I can honestly say that's not the sole reason for them being that way. Black men don't have a monopoly on having fragile masculinity. It's a known trait in most cultures and subcultures where machismo is heavily value. Think biker culture, think fraternity life, think strict religious sect cultures, and then go wider to include straight-edged WASP, Latinos, blacks, etc....see what I'm saying, black men aren't the only ones with fragile masculinity.

[@mardr7461]

AlphabetSoup your egocentric values are showing, if you travel to other continents and see other cultures you would see that men are not so fragile in their sexuality, I've seen some very conservative religious men who kiss each other on the cheek. And actually a while ago I said James Gordon kiss one of his guests on the cheek, too, and it wasn't a celebrity, just somebody he was playing along on a skit.

[@germanshepherddogs]

Did you notice how flustered and upset the million dollar listing guy was at James hahaha 😂😂😂

[@imKlemp]

I am impressed over that smooth handshake James did with Tyga lol

[@stella5693]

I want a guy like James to sell me a house. He is just so funny and relatable that it’s hard to say no to him

[@AwsomeMan-su5zn]

I love how James was making up names for things as he was showing them the house.

[@Ari-sz1qt]

"There is not a surface in the house that you can not snort cocaine off of"😂😂😂😂

[@nateskii]

I cannot with James Corden! He is just sooooooooo hilarious!

[@kingdza]

Tyga knows damn well, he can't afford this shit

[@danielleking262]

lmao James is certainly the king of making things awkward yet funny!!! 😂😂😂 Also, can't believe they didn't try to name themselves the James & James duo!!!!

[@missbrownskin0]

The bath scene 😂😂

[@Mr0sharkins]

james cordon, good for him for becoming big in the us

[@nevilleeng3273]

THis IS AN INKO HAMEMOIR FLOOR. THIS IS A FONTON POTATON, Laughed so hard

[@kevinalmerz]

Every now and then, I always find my way back to this video.

[@FreshteJavidhosseini]

so much homophobia from Tyga and his entourage....ugh...

[@goosh1931]

Freshte Javid It would be uncomfortable as a straight person

[@jolenethellama]

Luke was down for the humour tho 👍

[@hithere7950]

DT, PC, CC, WC to O! 😂😂😂 legend!

[@Wakka02]

James (the actual realtor) must have been shitting bricks. That's a $20million deal right there.

[@katpapper9884]

Tyga trying to not get cuddled by James Corden in the bed🤣🤣🤣

[@lorenzomartin6217]

Rappers are so egotistical & homophobic that they can't even go along with the bit?

[@Freakyball01]

@Mia like you? ok im out

[@tiant3289]

“I don’t know what kind of bird that is, but is so quiet “ 😂

[@yoinks5475]

If I ever decide to go and live in the US, I want James to go show me some houses cause this was phenomenal!!

[@asian2theoscar275]

Idk why but the 'Fonton petonton ' rly got me 😆🤣

[@laurakuhlmann3752]

He regrets having James come along hahaha

[@AB-yh7xw]

+Laura Kuhlmann I know I see it in his eyes

[@allaisaak3320]

Hahaha right

[@martinam7806]

He is just acting annoying. Actually if you saw the show, he is a good sport

[@ewanramsay6093]

7:13 David Parnes getting shut down thinking James Corden was going in for a handshake ahah!!

[@BaileyBrianne]

THIS IS SO GREAT THIS BETTER BE A THING

[@keahibaby808]

I cant be the only one who was cracking up when he was like "Rack city bitch" 😂 to explain who Tyga is

[@shae8951]

"I'll take the iPad, cya later" LMAO

[@davidsalazar2466]

1:21 “don’t talk over me” 1:50 lol 😂

[@ChaoticMatters]

Lol they need to do a million more of these

[@stephaniei.3424]

why are guys so insecure about their masculinity??? the way he kept saying "naah nah nah" when James asked his friend to join them on the bed and after James jumped in the bath

[@showtime1235]

Hip Hop artists have always been that way it's mostly how they grew up the whole industry is very homophobic

[@BielichDai]

@@showtime1235 not just hip hop artists... fuck you i'm not laying with a dude

[@BielichDai]

@@Omnicron525 no means no......

[@sudiptaroy3200]

@@BielichDai fragileee n lame as usual, cant even have a proper laugh or a joke wtf

[@abetter2morrow858]

He has no filter and I love it!

[@kollere1]

I didnt expect this to be funny but its pretty funny

[@MikeCOYS]

5:19 "so quiet.." sirens going off lol

[@jasontroll6356]

Ahahaha that guy was so annoyed @ 5:05 he lost the commission ahaha

[@lailla3764]

lmaooo Tyga can't afford that he puts on his wish list and sends it to Kylie

[@eya7941]

Tyga and his friend are no fun at all

[@ge-9848]

"listen to that" *sirens are blastin "soo quiet" 😂😂😂

[@eryntheempath5940]

Love this show. Its so full of humor keeps me smiling all day. Thanks james

[@chardalasimons1392]

As a teacher, I would love to see him do a take a break for a teacher at an elementary school. Lol. I would holler, but I think the kids would love him.

[@sandy7543]

Yes, please

[@ader6673]

He did one at a gymnastics school w a bunch of kids! :)

[@sunofsonz]

This is brilliant

[@RochelleEskue]

' and then there's that one guy over there. He's got the drugs.' lmao

[@lindap4786]

I think these segments top carpool karaoke - unbelievable - thanks James!

[@macks2434]

Listen to that...(sirens) so quiet..I dont know what kinda bird that is? but so quiet HAHAHAHA

[@NarendraTheComic]

The actual estate agent looked like he was going to murder James half the time!! HAHA!!

[@jacobmitchell9753]

"This is a fon tong pon tong tong rail" 😂

[@hayleyhero2806]

CARPOOL KARAOKE WITH DEMI LOVATO PLEASE!!!!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

[@sodapop83]

+alejandro moriconi demi and james are a funny pair, i'd love to see them doing CK

[@Celtic_Amy]

She's been on the show twice: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZnnIe36ZrtOlfas and kzbin.info/www/bejne/hpamqpKKotp0rqc

[@abhinavradhakrishnan4564]

6:09 that's not a view I want!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenme2346]

this is the best ep from :take a break it is just soooo funny😂😂😂

[@muriloleme1843]

Afrah Mohammad allahu akbar

[@anjabozic9457]

“This is not the view I want”😂😂😂 IIII CANNNNOOTTT

[@Vilmarie_Sanchez_90]

Why hasn't anyone said anything about the uptight realtor?

[@AniWillow]

Well closing a 20 million dollar house like that would mean big bucks for him

[@Kasino80]

He's playing it up

[@benevenden8035]

he is kinda shit as a realtor cos at the start he estimated $20,000,000 then it sold for "only" $9,600,000

[@Liz-irk]

Hoping someone would bring that up. You could see him clearly getting upset at times, and even passive aggressively insulted James at the end. That expression James gave in response- you can tell was a real expression of annoyance and not him playing it up.

[@lotte5320]

omgh literally thats what i was pissed abt

[@muazmajdi7703]

what did he say fotong pong pongpong ???? hahahahahahhahhahaha😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Brittany280796]

i was cry laughing at this.. so funny! i can't even deal, you're my favourite person 😂

[@ilovearianagrandeg-r5770]

"don't know what kind of bird it is, it's so quiet' 😂😂😂

[@ngawangwangchuk3878]

Phontong phottotong was the funniest line. Agree?

[@omardude39]

I like that he genuinely told Corden that it annoys him if he talks over him and then that was about the first 3 minutes of the viewing.

[@TheVikingmaiden]

James Corden is a legend! So funny!

[@LASMONN]

Everytime James go close to a bed with someone Somehow it always ends up with cuddling 😂

[@lindasamba4816]

I need that jacket that Tyga has on it's so nice and James you're hilarious I actually can't get over you😂😂😂👌👌👌

[@mikeangel7976]

1:39 put your finger on million then it’s just $13 dollars🤣😂(Inside joke)

[@grantpickering7132]

James is hilarious!

[@kuyabokskitchen2200]

5:56 my stomach hurt cause of james 😂😂😂

[@VinnyTovar]

Man tyga can't even take the joke in the bed

[@dylann9719]

5:16 James is not being very helpful but I couldn’t stop laughing

[@willchoumusic]

They did it to themselves. They made the mistake of inviting James Corden on a big business deal. Don't give them any pity

[@yyzmae]

Make this a regular show!

[@kel638]

I've just been obsessively bingeing these!🤣😂😁😅

[@JoslynCharlie]

“He’s only here cause he has drugs.” 😂😂

[@dimman16]

Those americans don't understand good brit humour... They all get so uncomfortable.... :P

[@malinjohansson6942]

James can get away with anything! Hahaha😂

[@12394brose]

James would be soooooo me at a house showing.

[@lucystephanieproperties]

What the heck, good thing he's a comedian. 😆😂