taking my keyboard to work

it might just be me but I feel a ton of people staring at me...
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[@Glarses]

'wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you' chain

[@LAMAMATO]

Eyo wassup

[@Aquwu]

Do you like burgers glarses

[@rzyao64]

wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you

[@pogsauce9253]

Do you like pizza glarses?

[@fishboy2236]

wow your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should definitely buy it off you

[@cardbored_]

As a director of a software dev team, if you bring this keyboard into work I swear you’re getting a raise.

[@astro9115]

a raise off the job 💪😎

[@Screechnoob]

You have been promoted to customer

[@crimester]

you should hire glarses just to bring the keyboard to work

[@sexysmexy5304]

What if he was almost 2 hours late in the first day

[@cardbored_]

@@sexysmexy5304 we have a pretty flexible work environment, if he’s 2 hours late just work 2 hours later that day 🤷‍♂️. I care more about projects completed on time than people working specific hours.

[@censoredialogue]

this video is honestly a great representation of how so many things aren’t wheelchair accessible

[@chaosorbCRB]

LMFAOOAOAOA YEAH ACTUALLY

[@super-manny5648]

As someone in a wheelchair I wholeheartedly agree

[@user-bkey]

fr i was thinking dang is there no way to bring the keyboard down a ramp or something at the office??

[@lonelee5353]

lmao just get up and grab the wheelchair 💀

[@TryinaD]

@@lonelee5353can’t tell if you’re joking

[@mjd3879]

I'm not sure why, but I actually laughed out loud quite a bit during his meeting notes. It was so straightforward, yet, it made me laugh. What a great day this has made.

[@EnlightenAlchemist]

My head hurts from how hard I laughed.

[@bobbobbert5027]

@@EnlightenAlchemist MY head hurts from listening to him typing on that beautiful menace to society.

[@mrcaudill756]

I died when he started backspacing

[@liminal-refridgerator]

your coworkers' abilities to maintain a straight face are very impressive

[@ToastedDry]

They must be used to it

[@Kosmo_Z]

Out of the three razer employees, One was laughing, the other one was just barely smiling, and the third was just bored out of his mind lmao

[@Crucial54321]

no the third one was in deep thought about how his life would improve upon buying the giant keyboard, how he'd finally get that 6 pack he'd always wanted (by buying it off gfuel's website), how he'd pull girls so easily (due to the gravitational force the giant keyboard has due to its size), how he'd finally be able to tell people he wasn't below average size (since it is a 100%), and how he'd be able to send massive emails (due to the zip bombs he could google with his new keyboard)

[@PowderedGranola]

@@Crucial54321 this is so poetic

[@Myui.]

You are sorely mistaken. The third employee is lost within his thoughts, meticulously trying to calculate all known possibilities across seven realities on how this keyboard might fail, yet to no avail, he has not found any

[@tiki2tgt]

wtf kosmo z stop getting likes

[@Kosmo_Z]

@@tiki2tgt NEVER im starting a collection ok

[@philtkaswahl2124]

That keyboard doesn't just change the entire landscape of the keyboard market. That keyboard _is_ the entire landscape.

[@BlissBee]

You are the master of leaving me confused on what is genuine and what is a skit

[@orangeapples]

I like to believe it’s all genuine.

[@lappyappreciator2340]

when i saw that the "random esports company" he was pulling this stunt at was fucking fnatic my eyes became plates

[@valaya.3]

@@lappyappreciator2340what in the world does "my eyes became plates" mean hahaha

[@GG_MYDAWG]

@@lappyappreciator2340😭😭🙏

[@BFedie518]

​@@valaya.3he went like this O.O

[@degenerateautismo9987]

You know it's gonna be a good day when glarses posts a piano video

[@Jadenwavy]

piano video?

[@degenerateautismo9987]

@@Jadenwavy in one of his vids he said that whenever he tells someone he has a keyboard hobby, people think he's talking about a piano keyboard

[@suharb5014]

@@degenerateautismo9987 april first video (i hope)

[@LIONGOD]

building the world smallest grand piano

[@Itz_No]

It’s not a piano tho?

[@p0r5ch3911]

I was laughing so hard when you typed in the meeting. I really hope this reasonably sized keyboard makes back its money. Also kudos for Razr for supporting that kind of stuff.

[@sgsax]

Especially the backspacing 😂

[@Parciwal_Gaming]

well, they didn't buy it it, so not really supporting monetarily but going with the joke

[@Gorartsy]

That keyboard seems like it’s compensating for something

[@manbok2035]

Especially connected to that tiny MS Surface tablet or whatever that was.

[@Grimmwoldds]

@@Parciwal_Gaming They didn't buy it because it doesn't have giant Cherry MX Browns.

[@MarkusPalmHD]

I love how almost 2/3rds of the video is just Glarses transporting the keyboard.

[@nissan_skyline]

Lmao thank you for the synopsis. I was able to condense my watch time from 12 minutes to 4.

[@Gameboygenius]

See, that just shows how transportable it really is.

[@katieh7284]

Imagine a micro-keyboard, like the smallest possible keyboard that still works

[@mr.battlecats5512]

would propaply be the size of a thumb, since most of the space is taken up by the keys and not the actual ciruitry

[@diggoran]

Does it need to be usable with your bare hands or are we allowing a microscope and needles?

[@enter_eagle]

@@diggoran here's my pitch: make a key board so small, you need a magnified lens and robot arms (like surgeons have for brains and such). Now, for ease, we have the robot programmed to perform the movements needed to find and press a key. then we take a regular key board that our fingies can press, i press A, the robot then gets a command to press A on the micro board. simpicity

[@bruhzzer]

​@@enter_eagle glarses feat. michael reeves

[@mtndew314]

@@enter_eagle It might be simpler to go with something like a typewrite. A standard keyboard with every key moving an individual arm that presses the corresponding key on the micro keyboard. Or even better, use the giant keyboard to press the standard keyboard which then presses the micro keyboard.

[@N10gaming]

To be honest I think a keyboard that size could be really fun and educational in a classroom for young students who haven't learned how to type yet

[@karmatraining]

Agreed

[@Drieps]

No

[@1.............................]

@@Driepsloser

[@Drieps]

@@1............................. Normal keyboards are much more educational and practical, don't you think? 😅

[@shotgun1344]

Imagine trying to type with this in class

[@stitch8589]

imagine walking on the streets, going to work and then u see a guy pushing a massive keyboard that is so big it has to be split in half on a cart, id befriend them on the spot

[@karmatraining]

"Did we just become best friends?"!!"!"!

[@ma-tanica]

Yeah you wish

[@HeidenLam]

if only

[@qwertydied]

i speak apple     

[@taylor3950]

“You’re your own brakes” words to live by Also wait each half of the keyboard weighs more than I do?!?!

[@miniplayergame7336]

4:01 one must imagine glarses happy

[@ogsandwich]

Something tells me that Glarses attempting to recover the overhead to build the most awesome keyboard ever built is going to be a theme for many videos to come.

[@bruhzzer]

that would be a fun series

[@ogsandwich]

@@bruhzzerwe're living it XD

[@danielvondiego2557]

give the boss a raise from helping him make content with the loudest also largest keyboard ever exist inside a sound-proof meeting riom 😂😂

[@Retrav]

everyone looked so mad for some reason

[@Altair00rion]

@@Retravbecause it’s obnoxious lol

[@ilystitch7430]

he got fired...

[@YourMothersMan]

​@@RetravProbably because they are at Work, trying to do actual work, while this guy is showing up with a goofy keyboard and a camera man just to film content 😂

[@DridriKon]

Haha, I just sent this video to coworkers of mine who know I'm of the heavy typing type and told them "I bring this keyboard at work tomorrow", can't wait for their reaction :'). Loved the video, great laugh !

[@malllc2]

I’ve just cleaned my keyboard for the first time, not having cleaned it for six years. I’ve gained a new appreciation for these guys. All my fingers are sore and I wanna die. Cool videos though

[@nissan_skyline]

Were they like, caked in dust and food crumbs? Damn, I should probably get around to doing that too.

[@DannTheMan]

The Glarses Company just makes W after W

[@Itzzdanas]

I wish my 🌭 was long like this keyboard:(

[@DarkStarCoreX]

@@Itzzdanas🤨📸

[@chenlery]

this was simultaneously the funnest and also the most painful watch of my week. amazing video

[@dog8921]

you made such good videos and you were such a nice person, you didn't deserve that RIP Glarses 1999-2023

[@SteezyKyung]

I would unironically use this keyboard for my day to day tasks. It’ll make answering emails entertaining😂

[@xpinoyxgoodness]

The backspace spam after glarses asking a question in that meeting has me dead

[@mc_joe_bob7250]

Now all you need is a giant mouse 😂

[@ShevadronovAlex]

You need to be a computer mouse

[@robotronixgaming2933]

the time has passed for the 60g mouse, now it's time for the 60kg mouse

[@JoBot__]

Or an extremely tiny one. That might be funnier. ^-^

[@mootwo_]

razer already makes those, funnily enough! it's called the deathadder line

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

Sooooo a computer rat???

[@Conservative_Indiana]

The dad moment. Gave confidence when it was needed. Need more like him.

[@crikxouba]

Everyone who is asked to go back to the office should bring one of these with them.

[@cheri924]

why is glarses so good at storytelling. why is he like rlly funny as well.

[@justaperson6922]

Ikr the presentation was really good and convincing would consider buying the keyboard just from the way he confidently talks about his creation

[@nissan_skyline]

Are you really seeking an explanation.

[@ninesguard]

i can't wait for the interest check for this keyboard, seeing all the trailers for it has really got me pumped! i have never been able to sleep on any of my keyboards and this seems like it would be ideal

[@SomeBrimstone]

5:45 the moment you realize how heavy that thing actually is

[@ShieldsUp-mr6tp]

6:50 tells you about how much

[@JoJo-fan-right-here]

First day of work, show up 2 hours late and bring a giant loud af keyboard 💀

[@sgsax]

Stoked to see the highly practical application of this ingenious evolution of the common keyboard

[@V1-Model]

Finally he made another masterpiece video. Keep up the good work and don't give up on making videos have motivation until the end of it.

[@oyudays]

hi minos prime disguised as v1 ultrakill

[@nissan_skyline]

Doesn't seem like he's lacking motivation or planning to slow down any time soon.

[@bobbodaskank]

I went from mild amusement to uncontrollable giggling when you started typing on it

[@myhomiealex6]

This video should just be called a short film. definitely funny and comedic. and at times even emotional. You are your own brakes... that will sit me with me forever.

[@squirrk2450]

love the dedication this man puts into his videos. keep it up, man.

[@stonebagel6791]

Maybe hot glue wasn’t the best idea. (Look at 7:10, the keycaps are off the board)

[@prism77711]

biggest enemy to the comically large spoon

[@Artemilienko]

This absolutely made my day, perfectly put together and gave a good laugh, thank you

[@chos8761]

Shoutout to the cameraman being invisible

[@eduardocarranza4333]

Cameraman never dies

[@zayd162]

I'm convinced that glarses is the funniest youtuber out there holy crap, if you do see this, thank you so much for all the laughs, I don't think I've ever laughed more than watching one of your vids

[@nekomander]

Your energy is my favorite!

[@seraph8672]

ok, you have my sub you glorious bastard. Anyone who can legitimately troll razer, and be such a true gentleman rogue about it, deserves success.

[@GewaltOfRiwia]

9:10 Thought that was Linus for a sec

[@joshvon8495]

Wow, your keyboard is so big and cool and razer should DEFINITELY buy it off you!

[@shaedavis5818]

The fact that he is actually typing out what they saying when hes taking minutes is dedication

[@kippx.]

One must imagine Sisyphus as Glarses and the rock as a giant keyboard

[@ImOnMy116]

the text about the debt collectors really got me, I’m still trying to imagine what I’d do if I saw one of my favorite key youtubers pushing a gigantic keyboard around a park, haha

[@User_________________________4]

9:08 the guy staring in this frame killed me 😂

[@Anisen.]

Gosh your video really made me truly smile in a long time. That's definitely worth subscribing, to see what crazy ideas can you show us. Hi from russian speaking community! Привет!

[@anxthertrxsh2857]

9:59 bro im dying 😂

[@Kaigame1]

Awesome to see you guys in Ladywell, i see my advice worked hahaha, i think a smaller keyboard would be more my size though, :D

[@pruthvirajbhosale1843]

"to be big or not to be big" - Glarses.

[@wafflecake0421]

That park is sick as hell bro. Sick spiral thing. Sick bridge. Very epic.

[@juancena8286]

Glasses got that dumpy 2:27

[@ibnalweedi2746]

if glarses is truly 5'9, we're all fucked

[@zksoaps]

ong

[@DarkStarCoreX]

If he is i'm 16 and 1 inch shorter than him lmao

[@CrimsoniteSP]

Glarses: I made the world's biggest functioning mechanical keyboard. Also Glarses: It'll be in every video moving forward. Me: MORE, PLEASE! The funny thing is that I'd legitimately save up to buy a giant keyboard if Razor ever took you up on the deal, somehow. Now, if it's 12k, I'll probably be saving up for 20 years, but I'd buy it if I could.

[@giornopotanna3270]

wow your keyboard is so big and cool and transportable and professional and razer should definitely buy it off you

[@fakazama7329]

surprisingly the best video i've seen this year. thank u man. this is super duper funny

[@IAMXIM]

he had got atttention at last, good job, this is the best company ever

[@faster6438]

razer missed an incredible oppurtunity not just once, but twice. this keyboard is the most magnificent thing that could ever be out on the keyboard market and they missed the shot. this genius, knowing the dominance that this keyboard would have even gave them a second try. if they don't reach out on the 14th week, the rapture will begin. razer has turned down god's offering one time already. the second time will surely bring destruction that will leave the earth scorched beyond recognition. the planets will align to create a railgun of gravitational force and crush the earth's core, making it implode from the inside. only Glarses will return to heaven, for we have all sinned for allowing razer to ignore humanity's magnum opus. this is unforgivable. razer will burn in hell for eternity along with the rest of us. Glarses is jesus. Glarses is god. Glarses is the holy spirit. even the giants hiding within the hollow earth will feel the wrath of Glarses rain down upon them. the lizard planet from which big tech originates will be destroyed in an even more violent manner. the entire species will be culled with Glarses' precise dagger simultaneously, starting at the gallbladder and ending with the third kidney. the lizard people will be hallowed out by the will of Glarses. nothing will be right again after three days. this is our last chance. as the rings fire the entire milky way galaxy will be disintegrated for the sins of the earth people. only the galactic center will remain, stripped of its stars, planets, and dust. the universe will cease its expansion and begin collapsing in on itself because this is truly the final nail in the coffin. Glarses has suffered far too long as a living being. we must right our wrongs before the holy spirit comes for us all!!

[@theworm7156]

10:52 subtitles: *Amazing Racist Keyboard*

[@CrippledJokerlol]

This guy really rivals sheet boss music with all these keyboards

[@option_n]

8:56 LMAO almost killed me.

[@SoaR.]

bro, i literaly have been watching glarses all day

[@aivi777]

Congrats on 1 mil Glarses!! That's huge!

[@charlottemansfield6916]

Your job is awesome that they were chill to do this with you!

[@Kerosiin]

They even gave him the rest of the year off because of how productive he was

[@missywink1504]

With a keyboard this ginormous, it's multifunctional as furniture, as well as cardiovascular! The big a/f clicky keys are a bonus.

[@TheAbyssalVoid]

this guy needs to be a comedian, I swear and bring the fun sized keyboard to every event

[@UrbanCoconut]

a menace but determined as always

[@ih8people]

I'm not even into custom mechanical keyboards. I'm not sure why do I keep watching this channel. But now I wonder whether he can build a keyboard with switches so big that would require an adult person stepping on them to send a keystroke. And then hold a team typing contest

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

"HR has a meeting at 3 P.M., I hope you all prepared to play Dance Dance Revolution as we take notes."

[@swag_master]

​@@lordpumpkinhead265LOL imagine someone freestyling just to type out an entire sentence

[@pigggy96]

me to

[@lethallawnmower5301]

10:33 freaking braille riders in a nutshell, based off of how loud and clunky this is

[@michaelharry2528]

The meeting portion had me in tears. Subscribed lol.

[@PaleoPalico]

You know its gonna be a good upload when glarses days

[@SleepyBear21]

I love all those shots of glarses in the park pushing the trolly 😉😉

[@Alphoric]

You certainly want that tax exemption from the keyboard

[@iAkimoto1]

I can appreciate his level of dedication of moving that keyboard around. 🤣

[@CrazedJazz]

It's been a while since a video got me laughing from start to finish.

[@packapunch1901]

if the keyboard is big enough could you (in theory) play ddr using the actual arrow keys

[@Alice_Fumo]

Underrated comment

[@SpreadX]

It’s a blessing whenever glarses uploads..

[@CaveyMoth]

I didn't expect things to ramp up so quickly. It's just a spiral at this point.

[@jakelarntz]

I havent laughed this hard, probably ever.

[@THE-CRT]

Oh I wasn’t expecting this keyboard

[@SXR123_YT]

"I've always said to think big. Do big things. Make big waves.... now I bring you.... BIG KEYBOARD. Try and play QWOP on this bad boy."

[@inshube557]

I haven't laughed this hard on a Glarses vedio, this is just gold

[@snepia]

As a Fnatic Fan this is a colab I didn't know I needed.

[@nanopone]

...was shocked to see at 2:49, the spiral bridge that me and my dad have walked on numerous times since i was a kid. my dad used to live in catford so this is super close by. super surreal lol

[@memberberries7669]

"Excuse me Sir, You can't park your keyboard here."

[@ian-ian27]

not only does it make you spend your money correctly, and help you work out with its immense weight, it also gets you approving stares from your coworkers, and you will surely be the favorite in the workplace! so helpful, 10/10 🌟 🤩

[@Muschup911]

at this point i thought you didnt have a job

[@Nodyaj09]

Glasses I fully respect you your not one of those people who post like twice a day and are like I don’t have a life so I live on KZbin and your the one who first got me in to keyboards absolutely love your vids just if you ever stop doing keyboards/KZbin can you just make a tweet or something just so I don’t think your dead lol 😅

[@DylanClements98]

I lost it when you started spamming backspace in the meeting

[@nerdrandom3269]

CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@LegalLeeSR]

What a great video, still cannot believe how big that keyboard is...😂

[@KiwiKang]

I didn't know Glarses was a drummer at 8:48

[@heubert69]

4:02 "one must imagine glarses happy"

[@wagonet]

Genuinely funny. Thanks glarses

[@Glarses]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@24shineon]

You 100% need to make that into a skateboard some day

[@ItsVasl]

we need a part 3, milk this!