Tali's Song - Mass Effect Parody

[@failure5058]

It's 2019, I have a library full of newly released games, and I'm still listening to this song on a loop while replaying the trilogy.

[@holdencross5904]

That’s because it’s an amazing trilogy and I can’t wait for it to be remastered!

[@silentghost9150]

Just some months for the legendary edition

[@jonathanoriley8260]

2021 Gang still here.

[@aleksandrkonishchev9983]

I love this came. Я люблю эту игру.

[@aleksandrkonishchev9983]

Game

[@TheCitrusGames]

My head canon: Destroy ending, Shepard wakes up, Tali pounces on him scaring all the doctors, both she and Shepard fly off to Rannoch, Tali re-boots EDI and the Geth, Shepard divides his time training the first Quarian biotics and the love of his life. Who's with me?!!!!!!!

[@regiman222]

Sounds great, the only thing stopping me picking the destroy ending at times was I didn't want to kill the EDI or the geth but if Tali can fix them that easily I say full speed ahead to shooting the whatchamacallit and hopefully surviving.

[@trishab5328]

Oh god why didn't they put that as the downloadable ending. As an option continium story because these other stories are kind of depressing aren't they..control alone, destoy you, geth and poor edi die, and it just keeps making me cry over and over

[@regiman222]

patricia broadbent Your right the game needs an ending that isn't depressing as fuck

[@talizorahvasnormandy7848]

***** If you have the PC version, download MEHEM (Mass Effect Happy Ending Mod). It's got some flaws, but it's better than what Bioware gave us.

[@TheCitrusGames]

Unfortunately I only own a PS3 :(

[@l3umstick]

Tali: she’s a racist and a bit butch I’m a machinist who’s got a cute toosh Truer words have never been spoken

[@Fulcrum96]

I come back to this every once and again out of nostalgia. Man, simpler times, eh.

[@daughteroftheserpentstudio3171]

I love these three lines: "I can't help thinking you were brought back just for me" "Keelah! This should be easy" "Plus, Ashley was a major bosh'tet when she shot you down"

[@LordWyatt]

“She’s a Racist, and a bit Butch. I’m the Machinist with a cute toosh.” 😂

[@noblesseoblige319]

I mean, tali romance being possible is literally the only reason I played again after seeing shep die and deciding to put the game down. So... Kind of brought back for her specifically lol

[@viwererschoice4454]

Tali'zorah vas Shepard, because her ship is wherever he is!

[@Minuntilini]

If only Tali knew how liked she is :3

[@TheOneWithNoFNnick]

Still is.

[@joze838]

:D so true!

[@92000]

She would've become spoiled like Justin Bieber c:

[@saxtonturner2240]

*loved

[@Loona10]

she is soo adorable i love her

[@Diegus]

Happy N7 Day, everyone! Thanks for making this silly little song such a huge part of the Mass Effect fandom. I know many of you are tired of waiting for a follow-up song, but I assure you it will happen. At this point, it may end up sinking like Duke Nukem Forever, but you will see it someday. Thanks for your support, your kind words and your patience. I appreciate every one of you!

[@lvl89wrlk21]

Thanks for all the effort it must take to make these awesome videos. Can't wait for Part 2 :D

[@talizorahvasnormandy7848]

Nice :D

[@jamatobanzai1]

I'm sill waiting

[@jamatobanzai1]

Still

[@graysonhazlewood4380]

whats this a parody of oh and great song I romanced tali

[@AeriDjGk]

Mass Effect is by far the only series I've ever played that has me feeling some pretty bad feels even months after I've finished it. It's one of those games that can't really be categorized as a game because it really isn't one. It's an experience. One unlike any other.

[@l3umstick]

It is legendary edition has a few bugs and annoy me but even if it crashed ever 30 minutes I would still love it

[@saxtonturner2240]

Bub is correct

[@mechwar31]

8 years later still love Tali Swift.

[@LordWyatt]

Underrated comment

[@CadentClock39]

Reply If You Think ShepardXTali Is The Best ME Pairing ^^

[@Diegus]

CadentClock39 Strangely, I feel compelled to reply. :P

[@tristenconley6394]

Of course! who doesn't love the Shepard Tali pair up?

[@DerMunger]

+CadentClock39 No matter how many times I replay ME, it'll always be for Tali

[@eratordator2348]

+CadentClock39 yes

[@sheepdog4717]

CadentClock39 I do

[@chasegriffin5205]

It is now 2024 and I still come back to this awesome song once in a while Tali zorah.. you are the MVP love interest of the mass effect series.💯

[@MrHunter153]

I didn't realize this was 12 years old, I can't even remember when I first found this, and its just as good all these years later!!!

[@legion827]

We find this song.....fascinating.

[@TheAtlarchy]

Shepard: Legion you were my friend! Legion: and them we died... Roasted xD

[@l3umstick]

Me too legion.

[@darthlazurus4382]

Oh Legion. The answer was yes, that unit has a soul.

[@FilmCritictheone]

We are in.....Consensus

[@LegionMedia117]

Program 187 finds this audio input..... Indictive of life

[@harloxzz1990]

I think i'm crying this is beautiful She is the best Girl of Mass Effect I would like to marry her

[@iim4xii129]

Ugh

[@Dovahkiin27839]

agreed

[@WraithTDK]

I'm impressed! Lyrics fit perfectly, the echo fits Tali well; the singer even got the accent. Like'd! :-D

[@ErinPanto]

I'm the singer! Thank you so much!

[@WraithTDK]

***** Good work! I've listened to it several times now, you should be proud! :-)

[@ErinPanto]

I am! Thank you! I have to thank Diegus for the lyrics! He parodied them perfectly, so it made singing them with the music a pretty smooth process. :) He's the one who originally game up with the idea to do this, and he worked really hard on it!

[@saxtonturner2240]

@@ErinPanto Are you still around? If so, thanks for this!

[@ErinPanto]

@@saxtonturner2240 Aw!! Thank you so much!

[@Dovahkiin27839]

"Are you a swiftie," Me: "It's complicated"

[@Diegus]

I always thought that Shepard and Tali were kinda flirty with each other in the first game. However, BioWare had made it clear that Ashley, Kaiden and Liara were the only romance-able characters. So, since my FemShep was a Liara-mancer, I had my BroShep romance Ashley for some variety. Once ME2 rolled around, the flirting between Tali and Shepard was even more noticeable and, thanks to Ashley being a major bosh'tet on Horizon, I pursued Tali full force and was overjoyed when she reciprocated.

[@saxtonturner2240]

No offense, but calling Ash "variety" is extremely humorous to me.

[@LordWyatt]

Keelah se’lai

[@Diegus]

I am so glad that my silly song was able to move you so much. It's a terrific compliment. Thank you!

[@flatlo]

Christ, I remember listening to this three years ago. Damn it, stop making me fall for Tali again.

[@Diegus]

Never!!!

[@toxicfire4954]

same same

[@toxicfire4954]

yes I'm a boy by the way

[@toxicfire4954]

are you working on a new song

[@Diegus]

I have another song plotted out, but it has taken a back seat due to some personal stuff. I do intend to finish it when I have the time. Maybe I can time it with the release of Andromeda? :P

[@TheCitrusGames]

2024 and this song is still great to listen to

[@LoreStar]

Directed by Conrad Verner! XD Gold.

[@skylerrutherford9870]

Why am I just now discovering this greatness?!

[@selenagallegos4297]

1:32 best and truest part

[@Diegus]

Yeah. While my heart always belonged to Tali, I was willing to stay faithful to Ashley going into ME2. She had no reason to act the way she acted on Horizon. Her unwillingness to hear Shepard out after everything they'd been through was just insulting. Fortunately, Tali was waiting with open arms. :D

[@regiman222]

Yeah every time Shepard reaches that part in Mass Effect 2 I'm like 'That bitch' which might be why I shot her in ME3 that one time. Also judging by the song if Tali was a party member during the Cerberus attack on the Citadel , no amount of Paragon interrupts would stop Chatica or a shotgun going off in Ashley's direction

[@Hunterstiq]

Diegus I just wish I could have been with her (Femshep)....after that moment in ME3, when you catch Garrus and Tali together... "I am ....just so happy..... for you two" * Heartbroken

[@MaxDoodle]

Tali even calls out Ashley in ME3 for abandoning Shepard back on Horizon.

[@kasonr.3624]

Oh man, you need to make more. This was so cool. Tali rocks!

[@jskind]

This song has been stuck in my head for the last two weeks.

[@PittBullBytes]

You know, I want to comment on how good this video is, but I just cant find the right words. Talis just that awesome and so is this song, so ill just write how im having trouble putting my love of the song and character into words

[@CreeperlolLP]

Tali is the best and cutest Mass effect char ever :( I want her back in ME 4 T.T

[@TheCitrusGames]

Timo dd Now now, i think its time 4 a new story. Don't u?

[@PittBullBytes]

Being of Light I want a new story, but tali is irreplaceable

[@CreeperlolLP]

true

[@Jaboy5787]

Dang I'm so ready for Mass Effect 4 but I'm going to miss Tali for sure. This song doesn't help me move on either lol dang it, but great song nonetheless

[@coolstream1]

I liked this considerably more than I was prepared for.

[@Loona10]

is true asley is a bitch and racist of aliens and never helps comander shepard that part soo funny

[@ElementalDAR]

9 years later I finally found this video again. So much has happened since I first heard it. This is still as amazing as when I first found it. Thank you for making it.

[@cupcakewilleatu]

I've listened to this song so many times. It's perfect

[@loser123258]

Damn gonna miss tali she was best girl goodbye normandy crew lets hope that the new kids can live up to you guys

[@fundindylgobrad1598]

+Jango Never forget the holy trinity (Tali,Garrus and Wrex)

[@propagandalf9511]

They can never be replaced

[@retrokid6446]

Liam Duggan that's the hardest part for me and andromeda is letting go to the old crew

[@DovahTimeLord]

Hey, I’m from the future, and the new crew is $***.

[@memesnahgee5259]

Ahh, this comment ages like a fine wine

[@tasharhickman4831]

My Top Ten List of Best Mass Effect romances 1: Tali 2: Tali 3: Tali 4: Tali 5: Tali 6: Tali 7: Tali 8: Tali 9: Tali 10: Tali

[@bringiton4drago371]

2024 and this song is still a bop

[@paragonjones13]

God damn the beauty of this video. Two years and it still leaves me crying.

[@Diegus]

paragonjones13 Thank you so much. I made it and it still punches me right in the feels when I watch/listen to it. ^_^

[@paragonjones13]

Diegus No problem, and I understand what you mean. Like I tried to get my sister to watch this for, like, 3 months and she refused, until one day, she watched it and cried herself as well. She knew all about the Tali romance, but wasn't interested in watching the vid until some time later. It's powerful, man. I'm telling you.

[@Diegus]

paragonjones13 So glad you were both so moved by it. I've been kicking around a Garrus song for quite some time as well. Eventually, I'll get around to giving it the same treatment as this video. Thanks for your support and your patience!

[@ICantThinkOfANameB]

1: Tali is awesome 2: Love how you incorporated her language very creative 3: Great job all around

[@ohfiddlydiddlydoodoo]

"Director: Conrad Verner" Best.

[@cibernete1974]

That's perfectly coherent with the mass-effect-verse atmosphere. :D

[@fasteddie307]

Seven years later, still love this song.

[@BVBloom]

Oh my goodness gracious this was FABULOUS. Thank you for making the fabulous vid.

[@Diegus]

You are so welcome! And thank you for taking the time to send such a wonderful comment. I am so glad you liked it.

[@sahrotensf8997]

It only took me over a decade to play this game, and it was from watching a short video of tali talking about induction ports that made me start, can't believe it took so long lol

[@tooru-kun4178]

maybe this will be a bit embarrassing but I swear Tali was like a childhood crush for me, i knew nothing about mass Effect, i only watch my dad play a little bit of the first one, then the second one came out and i only knew about emh Miranda ptivate session. So i actually started playing the game only for that, then Tali join the Normandy and idk what was, maybe the voice, the mysterious face or the personality but i literally toss Miranda aside that instant and i fell in love with Tali. My favorite romance in any videogame

[@adventfear]

Director: Conrad Verner LOL

[@nic9954]

Trust me, Diegus, this will forever stay my favourite Mass Effect song. Thank you for this masterpiece even after all those years.

[@Diegus]

Thank you for the compliment! Keelah se'lai!

[@darkninja2992]

Went to replay the series in the legendary collection, quickly reminded me how much i loved tali and now i'm here again

[@ryanwassermann1928]

This is Golden! Can't believe I haven't seen this yet. Holding off playing Mass Effect again until the Remaster comes out next year.

[@bradpwned]

Mass effect to do list ---------------------------------- Romance tali Romance tali Romance tali Romance tali Romance tali Kill ashley.check Marry tali. Nearly there

[@Diegus]

+Skalarwellen Technik Secret Option D: Leave her on Virmire and save Kaiden. :P

[@skalarwellentechnik5744]

Diegus you mean blow her up? i did forget having her buried under a mako though...

[@bradpwned]

+Diegus good idea I'll do that now

[@bradpwned]

To do list ---------------- Kill ashley Rescue Ashley Marry Tali Kill the reapers Kill the collectors Slap reporters in the face 😹

[@bradpwned]

Kill collectors Kill reapers Slap reporters in the face😹

[@legacyfrost9041]

Please don't make me tear up

[@darkshadowlow]

You are so awesome.

[@talizorahvasnormandy7848]

Keelah, I just found myself! Looks like yoga paid off, after all!

[@vexideon4695]

Can we get a remaster with LE?

[@talizorahvasnormandy622]

Love this song so much. Amazing work

[@Diegus]

Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy Thanks, Tali! That means a lot coming from you. Keelah se'lai!

[@talizorahvasnormandy622]

I was sincere ^^ Keep up the amazing work, you're definitely talented.

[@evilmarc]

Still listen to this every now and then :D

[@kaleidoscore]

Gawd...I'm tempted to do a cover of this song XD! It's perfect.

[@CommandoIvan]

Do it, I'd hear it.

[@Rockcroc2000Rm1wE3erWmNfkL]

Doing a cover of a parody song, lmao.

[@dariuswrongside5811]

I hope you did it

[@janschmidt3422]

Yes do it

[@hectorryan7591]

DO IT

[@ozdal3434]

i like how she gets more confidence as the song goes on it really fits with tali's character development

[@Diegus]

You are the first person to point that out. Thank you for noticing. :)

[@petrusion2827]

"ashley was a major bosh'tet when she shot you down" XD

[@graysonh8470]

Oh god, I’ve been brought back to this song again. A pleasant surprise

[@Mzoltu]

I listened to this feeling like I was going to need a shower. But I actually enjoyed this.

[@zinaidanitikin4886]

out of all the companions, romanceable or not, Tali is the only one that has ever elicited an emotional response. especially her loyalty mission in ME2 and if you make peace on Rannoch in ME3 between quarians and geth.

[@regiman222]

This is why my Shepard always romances Tali, she's perfect for him. Also the chorus is right as her and Garrus have been on the front lines with Shepard from ME1 all the way to 3. Just wish they'd put more effort into what Tali looks like outside her suit, even just seeing her face without it's visor but alas.

[@saxtonturner2240]

I've got a mod that totally changes that and it's a million times better

[@Nman222223]

It’s 2021 and why am I just discovering this now, this should be cannon 🤣😂

[@Veneke]

I can't wait! This is easily one of the best, if not the best, ME parody song out there and I'd love to hear more from you.

[@ferdinanddeavila940]

I could destroy a Galaxy for you Tali. But I didn't because you say no. Nothing will keep away from you, only death. Watching old Mass Effect videos brought me here. Thank you my friend for the good memories. You have my like and my suscription.

[@jok3rsson448]

I wish it was downloadable. I love listening to this song, it never gets old.

[@saxtonturner2240]

I don't think they'd mind if you did download it

[@LiquidIronTV]

This song hit me more in the feels then any moment in Mass Effect. Amazing song! Fantastic work, to you and the singer. I cannot express how much I love this song. Especialy 2:55 to 3:10

[@Diegus]

Thanks so much! I am very glad that you enjoyed it. In my wildest dreams, I never thought I'd get a quarter of a million views, but I am so happy that so many people have felt a positive emotion from watching/listening to it.

[@LiquidIronTV]

Thank YOU for making this awe-inspiring song!

[@jonathanoriley8260]

_My Girlfriend:_ "Your feelings for her are not real." _Me:_ *"They are REAL to ME!"*

[@Spiral927]

I just realized something... Tali has been playable for every single Mass Effect game. o.o Wow she's amazing! Ashley is missing in ME2, Liaria - ME2, Jack ME1 & ME3, Miranda ME1. The fans have spoken! Tali'Zorah Vas Normandy!

[@astinrus2987]

thank you , and especially your singer Erin, well done

[@deadlyfuron]

I cried a little

[@nelsonalves117]

7 years later, still listen to this when i'm sad to help me feel better.

[@wiener_process]

The best part is, Tali actually singing this is pretty much in character.

[@Silverdew125]

And i was all like "emergency induction port"

[@Freelancer837]

This song is hitting major nostalgia (didn't realize how long it's been since it came out) and Tali singing it makes it even better

[@saxtonturner2240]

Tali-mancers unite!

[@haloplayer9855]

I can't romance any other female LI because I think about this song every time I try to. This song is just so amazing

[@saxtonturner2240]

For me, she's the canon choice

[@yuizorah1362]

This is so weird. I'm obsessed with Tali, and 'm obsessed with Taylor Swift and THAT SONG AS WELL. OMG MY FAVORITE THINGS PUT TOGETHER. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS

[@Diegus]

Yui Zorah Ha! You might be the first person other than myself to say that they love every aspect of this idea. As a fellow Taylor Swift, "You Belong With Me" and Tali'Zorah fan, I am glad that you enjoyed the video. Keelah se'lai!

[@yuizorah1362]

Keelah se'lai! :D

[@MaxDoodle]

This is probably the best parody I have ever witnessed and beheld. I appreciate what you have done here.

[@nunya_bizniz]

I'm 9years late to this...hilarious

[@Loona10]

tali i love you,keelah se'lai

[@101Tez101]

I love it! It's so well done and its funny but...poor Tali :(

[@Quatros321]

Tali...Best character in games.I cry when I take her on last mission in ME3.She is example of perfect women.

[@ozdal3434]

Shepard : i...should go

[@gethgod2350]

8 years later. This is amazing

[@nicholasroberts8805]

Tali's the best

[@BlazerK1914]

Tali is a lovely singer🥰 If Mass Effect 2 gets remastered, I’ll romance Tali all over again😍

[@saxtonturner2240]

Hey, you're never gonna believe it. . . . 😋

[@TitusCastiglione1503]

A decade later and this is still such a little gem.

[@quintillus9261]

Why couldn't I have found this sooner? All I have to say about this is amazing, and thank you for making it!

[@hydroniums]

this is honestly fantastic, the lyric choices are 99% of the time perfect, and the video capture is really impressive and syncs up perfectly with the song, really well done

[@AA12Mustang]

130 People got crabs from Miranda. Keelah!

[@BishounenLuvr]

(Hurries up and logs in so I can express my excitement) This is so good!!! This is so cannon to me! I mean it looks so boss like it's true; that it's from the real franchise! I love it! What got me is that you even added the little karaoke words on the screen and made them look Mass-Effect-y. The girl singing has that little Tali twang in her voice too, that's very awesome to have someone like that and that they can sing! XP. This is so legit man! Good lyrics and all. I bet if you sent this to Bioware or the Mass effect team, they could take a few pointers on how much these characters mean to us Plus they would think it was endearing. Okay...(DONE)

[@amonsterchef5182]

I demand a remaster, this video deserves it even more that PattytheDog's 100 Ways to Die in Halo vid's.

[@lovestospuge666]

I second this

[@BRZno86]

Why an i only just now discovering this? Tali, best girl!

[@TerraExodus]

KZbin's algorithm is amazing. Sometimes. 12 year ago.

[@lunchmeat5000]

A machinist with a cute tush? I'll take it.

[@a7rivera1]

Can we get a remaster of this song!

[@Zurqoxn]

You Were Meant For Me (Tali's Version)

[@Exekort]

I love this song so much, it's hard to stop listening to it

[@Diegus]

I am so glad that you liked it as much as you do! Thank you! Happy listening!

[@lelieutenant7386]

imagine finding out this song 11 years later and still get the thrill of it. art never gets old.

[@failure5058]

How is this not viral? This song is a core part of my childhood

[@bruce2432]

This is the best song.. EVER

[@Diegus]

Thank you so much! Taylor and her songwriters certainly helped out, but I will gladly accept my small share of the compliment. ^_^

[@jensenfriday2279]

❤️2021 still Tali is the best❤️ ❤️This song is really really good❤️

[@saxtonturner2240]

2186: Yup, still best girl 👌

[@spartanc173]

Wait a second, Ashley is a romance option? _She can survive past Virmire?_

[@HunterMordor]

Dude. Awesome on so many levels. Just amazing work. I love it.

[@jagerkerrigan1289]

I wanna read a fanfiction story where the team reacts to this song or where Tali does sing this herself unknowing shep and others can hear her minus the mass effect callouts.