"But Poland why!? We will both shurly drown now!" Said Russia. "Lol! Lamo!" Replied Poland.
@Yellowpikachu12 ай бұрын
ROFL
@WroobelChannelАй бұрын
'Lack of skill detected. Get fcked. Lmao'
@Pclav12 күн бұрын
Poland can't into space, but Poland can swim. ;)
@alansilvero3 күн бұрын
LAMO
@sigmar23312 ай бұрын
Tankies be like: "Poland doesn't like Russia because of US propaganda" Local Polish Man: " We despise Russia before USA is even a thing".
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky2 ай бұрын
Generations of fighting LONG before the Bull-shit-vik revolution. If anything, the Russians kinda really fucked over the non communist poles when they took Poland.
@whathaveicreated11972 ай бұрын
I wonder what Ukrainian army B did to Poland
@adi59502 ай бұрын
@@whathaveicreated1197they gonna all paid for everything.
@nicorozner74172 ай бұрын
You ever heard the joke about the Pole who finds a genie's lamp? For their first wish, they wished the Mongols would raid their town. The Mongols came and burned their town down and killed all their neighbors and family. The Pole then wished the Mongols would raid their town again. The Mongols came and did it all again, and the genie was confused as hell. The Pole then wished the Mongols would raid their town again. The genie asked what the hell they were doing. The Pole said that every time the Mongols raid Poland, they have to go through Russia twice.
@WarlordVladmir2 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@bigshot-zf3mg2 ай бұрын
WE ARE NOT SURVIVING WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@cherri52222 ай бұрын
Gup pfp w
@justhere46372 ай бұрын
@@cherri5222Gup.
@SimplyDukerАй бұрын
@@cherri5222 but it's Bri'ish
@AmericanCryptid12 ай бұрын
Kid: When I grow up I wanna be… Nuclear Holocaust: No
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky2 ай бұрын
It was always my dream to explore a devasted wasteland. No unrealistic fallout shit. I can just walk freely in a suit.
@Governor-n1x2 ай бұрын
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Literally me a few years ago🤣
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky2 ай бұрын
@BartoszLimanowski Yeah, maybe I’ll explore the bottom of an abandoned former government building and find some things they never wanted us to see.
_NEW TARGET ON THE RADAR_ _THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED_ _ATTENTION, VISUAL CONTACT_
@midnightloyaltygaming789223 күн бұрын
He's not gonna get back inside
@finlandball19392 ай бұрын
Finland in this video be like: *”SIMO SENDS HIS REGARDS!”*
@KeslefinАй бұрын
ruZZia is no match for our Väinämöinen and ikiturso program
@yugoslavball19452 ай бұрын
Western NATO members: come on guys, you REALLY don’t want to start a nuclear war with Russia, right? Eastern NATO members: come on, you guys know you want this too.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky2 ай бұрын
Projection at that point. As an American citizen, I’m more worried about us blowing ourselves apart.
@SaverlickPL2 ай бұрын
Low self-esteem, the desire to prove to everyone that you are worth something, the lack of instinct for self-preservation and dog-like loyalty to their master - that's all that еastern еuropeans have. Of course, they will want to self-destruct on anyone, especially if it is Russia, which gives еastern еuropeans a huge pain in the ass
@johnnytsunami36952 ай бұрын
Europeans are so detached from understanding Americans
@Makarov37922 ай бұрын
Nah, Eastern NATO members are tolerating and enduring all of the shit. Cruise missile flying half of Poland before crashing somewhere in middle of country? They tolerated this. Twice. Romanians see drones flying from Black Sea into Ukraine? They not only tolerated this, but they also escorted the drones.
@sliver79932 ай бұрын
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kywhy lol are you terminally online?
@MatsLM2 ай бұрын
“And this button decides how many war crimes you want to commit” SsethTzeentach
@MaDmanEXE2 ай бұрын
Which episode?
@jamesharding34592 ай бұрын
During one (modded) play through, I decided to keep a tally of how many nuclear warheads I used. 277 war crimes were committed, 121 missiles were fired at random targets on the radar.
@MatsLM2 ай бұрын
@@MaDmanEXE Highfleet Photosensitive Reivew (TM)
@MatsLM2 ай бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 “You will start it, but they WILL end it”
@Yellowpikachu12 ай бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 wtf that game can be MODDED????
@HeIsAnAli2 ай бұрын
_YOU THINK I'M STRAPPED DOWN FOR _*_MY_*_ SAFETY?!_
@vibechecker31682 ай бұрын
Gentlemen, the polish have invoked MacArthur doctrine, may god help all of us.
@TheAttacker732Ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure that even god won't be able to help us.
@TobiaszProzowski14 күн бұрын
@@TheAttacker732 god will help poland u know how many churches there are? god will defend them
@Likutyr13 күн бұрын
"A sea of irradiated Cobalt, stretching from the Urals to Carpathians, an unpassable eastern barrier to prevent any threat to the freedom of Europe"
@therealolli2 ай бұрын
Its so nice hearing finnish and seeing my home finland included in this video. Amazing i gotta say
@seppo5322 ай бұрын
Yay!
@Xazamas2 ай бұрын
The voicelines are from "Wargame: Red Dragon" btw Only shame is that "whom is struck down by our cudgel, is down for good" wasn't used.
@finlandball19392 ай бұрын
*”SIMO SENDS HIS REGARDS!”*
@PoloniumDevourer2 ай бұрын
Remember lads, Poland will have its borders, even if they are on the last map humanity ever draws
@wiktorbogacki2 ай бұрын
"Lawirujcie póki się da, a gdy się juz nie da, podpalcie świat"
@WHOPPER_JR-sx7ze2 ай бұрын
Jesus, that's fucking metal.
@malakithstormcrow41842 ай бұрын
Google translate messed up swerve = balance
@IVwall45512 ай бұрын
“Sir we can’t invoke NATO article five!” “WE ARE NOT ADDING UP TO THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TIMES WE HAVE BEEN FULLY INVADED”
@olejnik51652 ай бұрын
The switch to Finland made me literally into an actual Soyjack
@ionescuandrei124516 күн бұрын
0:22 the mig 57 in question is so funny
@RandomDudeInTheInternet-bk9cu2 ай бұрын
DEFCON sounds gave me quite the flashbacks, gotta love attention to detail
@DemocracySpreaderUSАй бұрын
Same
@TheFullAutomaticShermanShow2 ай бұрын
poland: gets invated poland:NATO press alt+F4
@HeIsAnAli2 ай бұрын
*_ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5!_*
@yourpersonalrobotwaifu84042 ай бұрын
@@HeIsAnAli voting join combat y/n: 0/31
@jg43122 ай бұрын
Not alt f4 but ctrl alt del
@depressedTrentАй бұрын
@@jg4312that's just task manager (well, used to be, now it's not even that), it does nothing on it's own. But if there would be nuclear showdown, it really is basically alt+f4
@EggyJeff27252 ай бұрын
ngl wasn't expecting the HoI4 war declaration sound effect at 1:35
@nuke2912 ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting Starcraft's "nuclear launch detected"
@PersimmonHurmo2 ай бұрын
That's on you, it's common in memeposts😂
@yahormarkautsou5338Ай бұрын
And then polish phrase from starting battle at World of Tanks
@TheHalogen1312 ай бұрын
0:30 that brings back memories...
@sauerkids9254Ай бұрын
what game?
@TheHalogen131Ай бұрын
@@sauerkids9254 StarCraft 1
@HeIsAnAliАй бұрын
@@sauerkids9254 _StarCraft 1,_ aka _THE_ most iconic Korean eSport of all time.
@masterkiloren992 ай бұрын
This might be the best one yet
@bangerbananas87562 ай бұрын
Great video, excited for this one. An idea I have that I’ve commented before: “all along the watchtower” by Jimi Hendrix, but your an American POW escaping the Hanoi Hilton
@HistoryFeels2 ай бұрын
Saving this idea for later
@bigshot-zf3mg2 ай бұрын
That's genuinely gonna be epic.
@BJ_Cooldud2 ай бұрын
Epic idea chat
@gregoriofeitosa10642 ай бұрын
Battlestar Galactica vibes
@Scientist1182 ай бұрын
For the future of our children. For the tears of our mothers. For the vengeance of our fathers.
@raptorcell66332 ай бұрын
"Balance as long as you can, when it is no longer possible, set the world on fire."
@DemocracySpreaderUSАй бұрын
People will see this and say “why don’t aliens visit us?”
@clanksshekels14 күн бұрын
Well yeah, look at all the cool shit they're missing
@Neo_Death13 күн бұрын
bad timing
@diligentone-six26882 ай бұрын
Puthin: "Ruzzia has no Borders" Poland: "No Borders you say?"
@NicoBabyman12 ай бұрын
Solo Wing Pixy: "What has Borders given us? Books? No. ..."
@noinfo10182 ай бұрын
“EAT MY SQUARE EXPLOSIONS! HOW MANY CAN YOU DODGE? SEVEN? Probably seven”
@depressedTrentАй бұрын
Funnily enough, Poland actually invaded and successfully conquered decent chunk of Russia including Moscow in their past... It didn't lasted very long, but it was real... 😂
@szlomobronsztajn311523 күн бұрын
@@depressedTrent what's funnier is that most Polish people do not really think about it that much but your average vatnik is still butthurt about this lmao
@dudus928721 күн бұрын
@@depressedTrent I still use this fact to anger russians who annoy me lol
@Karmelix_1232 ай бұрын
As a Polish person, im aproving it But this gives... diffrent vibes from your videos Edit: i love Wargame crew voices
@HistoryFeels2 ай бұрын
Yeah it's a wacky one, wanted to try something different, won't be making one like this again for a long while
@Karmelix_1232 ай бұрын
Like... the only thing i think is missing is some good music, you can i think just change the music to something better and it will be good
@KommandoLando2 ай бұрын
@karmelix600 The music is fitting considering its context from Highfleet. It usually only plays when shit has truly gone off the rails and things are basically doomed.
@augustskarklitis5932 ай бұрын
Raaahhh! Latvia mentioned! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
@natanielkruger88920 күн бұрын
literally our most loyal ally love from poland
@mariusionita2662 ай бұрын
As I've seen it written on another video; 'Tank a lelek' will play before the nuclear war and 'Onirya' (from the same game) after it. Fantastic sountrack...
@gwiazdapioun2127Ай бұрын
0:24: "Let hell loose on my signal" 1:02: "Can you hear us? This is our last broadcast."* 1:16: "We send our brotherly salutations to Polish soldiers fighting on Hel Peninsula..."* 1:19: [couldn't hear that one except for the word "hot", sorry] 1:23: "...and to all those still at arms, wherever they are. Poland is not yet lost! Long Live Poland!"* 1:33: "They won't forget out concert for a long time!" 1:38: "Come on! Do you want to live forever?!" 1:43: "They're attacking us!" Lines marked with (*) are parts of the last signal of the Polish Radio, broadcast in 1939 as the German forces entered Warsaw. They were read by Polish actor Józef Małgorzewski, the same one who announced the state of war between Poland and Germany on 1 September.
@HistoryFeelsАй бұрын
Thank you brother
@Adamschepler2 ай бұрын
Poland my beloved
@Adamschepler2 ай бұрын
As a partisan who fought in the sidge of Chicago this is very accurate
@alemcehajic45712 ай бұрын
Ah yes i can die now. I was waiting since first stream. Thank you
@panchion96732 ай бұрын
I've been waiting so long for this
@phoenixpoole766716 күн бұрын
I love how this song is Poland’s “fuck around and find out” theme song. But they skip to the ‘find out’ part.
@lie51962 ай бұрын
2:46 We see an Estonian channeling grandad's spirit.
@darkdestination42162 ай бұрын
Imagine how scary it must be when your enemy is a alliance that contains germany and poland working together. Who would thought we will ever get here. Love too our POSLKA BROTHERS 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
@hensolo88252 ай бұрын
Well sometimes i think Germany doesn't want to work against Russia, can't blame them they dug themselves a hole depending so much on Russian gas now they struggle to get out, I hope Germany gets its act toghether and gets revitalized, because if they do they will be very scary toghether with Poland
@captainsober2 ай бұрын
@@hensolo8825 They ruined themselves so hard by not turning to nuclear power in the last decades, they are still literally stuck at using coal power. Its quite a horrifying situation.
@darkdestination42162 ай бұрын
@@captainsober Thats simply a lie thats untrue. Germany is getting independet with renewables. Going nuclear makes you the bitch of the countries who farm the uran. "Stuck with coal power" is fake news.
@darkdestination42162 ай бұрын
@@captainsober But sure, keep blabbering the talking points of the russian thinktanks. Thats exaclty what putin wants and it works.
@magnus75damkierАй бұрын
"We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn but it's the seventh day defending Arnheim bridge
@Yellowpikachu12 ай бұрын
This is where the fun begins
@blakejake96182 ай бұрын
Copperhead Road, but the DEA is raiding your farm.
@thesavegecabege27122 ай бұрын
I can feel this one will be fire On a side note I will once against request "I want to break free" by Queen but you are escaping from Basra prison with your SAS comrades.
@SSebson22 күн бұрын
"Z duszą wroga do piekła iść musim"
@Juhas182 ай бұрын
"that there would be no banditry, that there would be no theft, that there would be nothing" ~ Christopher Kononowicz
@coster89567 күн бұрын
Hahah niby brzmi niepokojąco dopóki nie dowiesz się kto to rzeczywiście jest ten Christopher Kononowicz 😂
@fematrailer2 ай бұрын
The only way you can tell this video is a work of fiction is that they assume Kalinningrad would still be part of Russia in 2035.
@TheAnimalWithNoNameАй бұрын
Poland, Germany, and most of Scandinavia looking over at Russia and Belarus: "We're going to have a long "talk" about this"
@HeIsAnAliАй бұрын
Poland: I'm going for a _very enthusiastic_ walk, y'all coming with?
@alexbrinkhorst53492 ай бұрын
I knew if I kept asking we'd get here eventually!
@natel_994519 күн бұрын
This channel is an insane gem of a find
@Shiftinggers2 ай бұрын
WE'RE PROVING THAT RUSSIA AIN'T SHIT WITH THIS ONE BOYS!
@baggingfritz21812 ай бұрын
The High Fleet HUD is so so fitting ngl.
@JackalEtheriasu6 күн бұрын
"A just for a few minutes, a World with no Russia was possible, a good world too good to last." Old Polish saying.
@Shotgun_Gospel9 күн бұрын
This is like someone dropping a 3-minute diss track called "Don't frick with me or I'll call the police".
@GryphianStudio2 ай бұрын
Someone played Highfleet
@TheFullAutomaticShermanShow2 ай бұрын
polish military after a russian kid tosses a paper airplane across the border
@epsilonarcaneresearch1945Ай бұрын
99 luffballoons ahh moment
@Dadgrammer20 күн бұрын
"Pieśń ma była już w grobie, już chłodna, - Krew poczuła: z pod ziemi wygląda, I jak upiór powstaje krwi głodna, I krwi żąda, krwi żąda, krwi żąda. Tak! zemsta, zemsta, zemsta na wroga, Z Bogiem - i choćby mimo Boga!" Some almost 200 years polish patriotic song about polish - russian relations. Song is about starting a coup against russian occupation, killing your enemy, drinking his blood, dismembering him with an axe, nailing down his arms and legs, personally taking his soul to hell and then torturing said soul in hell "for as long it's capable of feeling". And this is very chill version of it.
@UNFRIENDLYSTRANGER2 ай бұрын
Ts boutta be fire you always cook bro🔥🔥🔥🔥
@nsdapcommunism278019 күн бұрын
Its pretty funny to see such videos still being made even though Poland's airspace was violated several times and they did nothing.
@cideltacommand716919 күн бұрын
All bark no bite
@Losowy18 күн бұрын
because it wasn't direct attack Poland isn't as stupid as Turkey to escalate things by shooting everything that moves into their territory cuz russian propaganda would turn it against them
@siempeeters59839 күн бұрын
When humanity inevitably destroys itself, I hope this is the last song I'll hear.
@Jizzzmani15 күн бұрын
I love that subtle fact that it was paper airplane but since Poland has been sharpening their teeth, changed to Mig xD
@cuymarley11 күн бұрын
With the invocation of Article 5, Allies can provide any form of assistance they deem necessary to respond to a situation. This is an individual obligation on each Ally and each Ally is responsible for determining what it deems necessary in the particular circumstances. This assistance is taken forward in concert with other Allies. It is not necessarily military and depends on the material resources of each country. It is therefore left to the judgment of each individual member country to determine how it will contribute. Each country will consult with the other members, bearing in mind that the ultimate aim is to “to restore and maintain the security of the North Atlantic area”. At the drafting of Article 5 in the late 1940s, there was consensus on the principle of mutual assistance, but fundamental disagreement on the modalities of implementing this commitment. The European participants wanted to ensure that the United States would automatically come to their assistance should one of the signatories come under attack; the United States did not want to make such a pledge and obtained that this be reflected in the wording of Article 5. This basically means that the US reserves its right to act as it sees fit, for they will not intervene directly if there's a greater threat to it's national security (see Russian nuclear counter attack) I think it's pretty clear to everyone that during the time the Russo-Ukranian war each time article 4 was triggered due violations of the polish airspace the US shrug it as none of its problem, in the end there's nothing worse that signing a contract and not reading its details or worse make a wrong assumption that could lead to terrible consequences.
@overlordb1989Ай бұрын
"paper airplane/Mig-57" nahhh 💀😂
@banditthegreat1787Ай бұрын
Same thing
@KrSu22 күн бұрын
Wikipedia article: LIST OF NATIONS THAT INVADED MOSCOW: * *loreipsum ect... * * The list is incomplete you can help with it BY EXPANDING IT
@danielebraccio24742 ай бұрын
you really keep levelling up man, im impressed
@maurology2 ай бұрын
HIGHFLEET MENTIONED
@Ryan-dz4si2 ай бұрын
Polen cannot into space, but it CAN into Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2: Nuclear Boogaloo
@whatever.41672 ай бұрын
this music generally put me on edge
@printpew2 ай бұрын
welcome back, king
@Makarov9188 күн бұрын
Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna
@Na-meme2 ай бұрын
Bruh the feels, the history, the good job man ❤️❤️❤️
@italianduded1161Ай бұрын
“Deep Purple Hush but you’re an Italian soldier blocked in Checkpoint Pasta”
@rodhais17574 күн бұрын
@@italianduded1161 you simply gotta eat your way out
@captainbones-is3tx16 күн бұрын
This is captain bones approved I loved the hoi4 sound effect
@VicChief052 ай бұрын
Another banger as usual
@Jimo144416 күн бұрын
I always thought the Wargame Red Dragon voice lines would surface in one of these.
@UNFRIENDLYSTRANGER2 ай бұрын
Also, suggestion, "Qadam Qadam Badhaaye Ja" but you're holding off the Chinese at Chothu La 1967.
@4thmonitorion7312 ай бұрын
"Once something's alive, it'll be hard to put down."
@AleisterSjbs2 ай бұрын
Dead hand: the great trial awaits...
@aleksandrasmiksenas3172 ай бұрын
"March to Vilnius" But you're retreating from the Suwalki corridor.
@mattiasolsson2354Ай бұрын
Man I love all of your videos, but this one is the most classiest you have done so far. The Highfleet ui is just chefs kiss❤
@SigmaTetaPi22 күн бұрын
"And because exactly this would happen lads, we will not get invaded, because *they know it too*"
@j.b.victor2 ай бұрын
Video suggestion: “We’re going to Be Friends” but you’re losing the Second American Civil War and [insert major city here] is about to fall.
@PurgedDHАй бұрын
Well boys, we might finally get this scenario after all.
@aldgate2 ай бұрын
Europe must stand united if it is to withstand the coming storm.
@Yarpen_9214 күн бұрын
A jak Nas faktycznie wkurwią, to pokażemy im Pawła :D
@hubertwolinski52362 ай бұрын
not the wargame red dragon sounds, i've got flashbacks
@Wallhammer48012 күн бұрын
Polish fan(fem)boy’s when they find out the game and music is Russian:
@jakesoros23762 ай бұрын
He's back!
@Nessundermia17 күн бұрын
JESZCZE POLSKA NIE ZGINELA, NIECH ZYJE POLSKA 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯
@larshunnekens6352 ай бұрын
Ah, Wargame and Highfleet, two of the best games ever...
@zenitsuagatsuma5301Ай бұрын
The starcraft reference is wild
@Merkury7472 ай бұрын
"White Cliffs of Dover" but you are Dover Strait coastal guns crew
@zalansandor86602 ай бұрын
Honestly one of your best videos i loved the defcon clip this just makes me wait for broken arrow even more ( modern day rts coming up if u don't know)
@DaRealDragun115 күн бұрын
my polish ancestors are haunting me, whenever i watch this i hear "hell yeah" in polish
@krzysztofiksde863716 күн бұрын
My nie czujemy strachu wobec Rosji tylko wstręt i obrzydzenie.
@wilhelmtellmemore95432 ай бұрын
„Grün ist unser Fallschirm“ but you are being ambushed at the Good Friday battle in Kundus
@Diabetic_troglodyte6152Ай бұрын
WE SUMMONING THE WINGED HISSARS WITH THIS ONE
@skylenxander476820 күн бұрын
All hail Slavic Powerhouse, Let there be new glory of 1492, All one and only true Slavic Bear ! Rise in power brothers, we will need you again ! Save Europ, Save the World, thats Your destiny ! GOD, HONOR, FATHERLAND !
@RMMilitaryHistory2 ай бұрын
A masterpiece. M a s t e r p i e c e
@sauerkids92542 ай бұрын
IDEA: in The Meantime but you're driving a Canadian Grizzly through France on a peacekeeping mission
@Pe3rushkaАй бұрын
Последнее время это выглядит смешно, даже дроны или ракеты которые к ним залетают боятся сбивать. :/
@GuilhermedmeneАй бұрын
Это не смешно, но всем приятно улыбнуться, узнав, что они защищены от российского терроризма статьей 5. XD
@Pe3rushkaАй бұрын
@ это конечно круто, но после всего что в мире произошло то я не уверен что например сша вступятся, администрация байдена самаятерпильная, то хуситы то ещё всякая фигня а они терпят и стараются не ескалировать. Ну а так да, наверное круто если она работает