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@sigmar2331Ай бұрын
Tankies be like: "Poland doesn't like Russia because of US propaganda" Local Polish Man: " We despise Russia before USA is even a thing".
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kyАй бұрын
Generations of fighting LONG before the Bull-shit-vik revolution. If anything, the Russians kinda really fucked over the non communist poles when they took Poland.
@whathaveicreated1197Ай бұрын
I wonder what Ukrainian army B did to Poland
@adi5950Ай бұрын
@@whathaveicreated1197they gonna all paid for everything.
@nicorozner7417Ай бұрын
You ever heard the joke about the Pole who finds a genie's lamp? For their first wish, they wished the Mongols would raid their town. The Mongols came and burned their town down and killed all their neighbors and family. The Pole then wished the Mongols would raid their town again. The Mongols came and did it all again, and the genie was confused as hell. The Pole then wished the Mongols would raid their town again. The genie asked what the hell they were doing. The Pole said that every time the Mongols raid Poland, they have to go through Russia twice.
@WarlordVladmirАй бұрын
Fr fr
@TS10852Ай бұрын
"But Poland why!? We will both shurly drown now!" Said Russia. "Lol! Lamo!" Replied Poland.
@Yellowpikachu1Ай бұрын
ROFL
@WroobelChannel21 күн бұрын
'Lack of skill detected. Get fcked. Lmao'
@bigshot-zf3mgАй бұрын
WE ARE NOT SURVIVING WITH THIS ONE!!!! 🗣🔥🔥🔥
@cherri5222Ай бұрын
Gup pfp w
@justhere4637Ай бұрын
@@cherri5222Gup.
@SimplyDuker22 күн бұрын
@@cherri5222 but it's Bri'ish
@MatsLMАй бұрын
“And this button decides how many war crimes you want to commit” SsethTzeentach
@MaDmanEXEАй бұрын
Which episode?
@jamesharding3459Ай бұрын
During one (modded) play through, I decided to keep a tally of how many nuclear warheads I used. 277 war crimes were committed, 121 missiles were fired at random targets on the radar.
@MatsLMАй бұрын
@@MaDmanEXE Highfleet Photosensitive Reivew (TM)
@MatsLMАй бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 “You will start it, but they WILL end it”
@Yellowpikachu1Ай бұрын
@@jamesharding3459 wtf that game can be MODDED????
@yugoslavball1945Ай бұрын
Western NATO members: come on guys, you REALLY don’t want to start a nuclear war with Russia, right? Eastern NATO members: come on, you guys know you want this too.
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kyАй бұрын
Projection at that point. As an American citizen, I’m more worried about us blowing ourselves apart.
@SaverlickPLАй бұрын
Low self-esteem, the desire to prove to everyone that you are worth something, the lack of instinct for self-preservation and dog-like loyalty to their master - that's all that еastern еuropeans have. Of course, they will want to self-destruct on anyone, especially if it is Russia, which gives еastern еuropeans a huge pain in the ass
@johnnytsunami3695Ай бұрын
Europeans are so detached from understanding Americans
@Makarov3792Ай бұрын
Nah, Eastern NATO members are tolerating and enduring all of the shit. Cruise missile flying half of Poland before crashing somewhere in middle of country? They tolerated this. Twice. Romanians see drones flying from Black Sea into Ukraine? They not only tolerated this, but they also escorted the drones.
@sliver799329 күн бұрын
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kywhy lol are you terminally online?
@AmericanCryptid1Ай бұрын
Kid: When I grow up I wanna be… Nuclear Holocaust: No
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kyАй бұрын
It was always my dream to explore a devasted wasteland. No unrealistic fallout shit. I can just walk freely in a suit.
@BartoszLimanowskiАй бұрын
@@ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky Literally me a few years ago🤣
@ContentEnjoyer-gm3kyАй бұрын
@BartoszLimanowski Yeah, maybe I’ll explore the bottom of an abandoned former government building and find some things they never wanted us to see.
Gentlemen, the polish have invoked MacArthur doctrine, may god help all of us.
@TheAttacker7329 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure that even god won't be able to help us.
@HeIsAnAliАй бұрын
_YOU THINK I'M STRAPPED DOWN FOR _*_MY_*_ SAFETY?!_
@PoloniumDevourerАй бұрын
Remember lads, Poland will have its borders, even if they are on the last map humanity ever draws
@therealolliАй бұрын
Its so nice hearing finnish and seeing my home finland included in this video. Amazing i gotta say
@seppo532Ай бұрын
Yay!
@XazamasАй бұрын
The voicelines are from "Wargame: Red Dragon" btw Only shame is that "whom is struck down by our cudgel, is down for good" wasn't used.
@finlandball1939Ай бұрын
*”SIMO SENDS HIS REGARDS!”*
@finlandball1939Ай бұрын
Finland in this video be like: *”SIMO SENDS HIS REGARDS!”*
@Keslefin21 күн бұрын
ruZZia is no match for our Väinämöinen and ikiturso program
@wiktorbogackiАй бұрын
"Lawirujcie póki się da, a gdy się juz nie da, podpalcie świat"
@WHOPPER_JR-sx7zeАй бұрын
Jesus, that's fucking metal.
@malakithstormcrow4184Ай бұрын
Google translate messed up swerve = balance
@EggyJeff2725Ай бұрын
ngl wasn't expecting the HoI4 war declaration sound effect at 1:35
@nuke291Ай бұрын
I wasn't expecting Starcraft's "nuclear launch detected"
@PersimmonHurmoАй бұрын
That's on you, it's common in memeposts😂
@yahormarkautsou533828 күн бұрын
And then polish phrase from starting battle at World of Tanks
@TheFullAutomaticShermanShowАй бұрын
poland: gets invated poland:NATO press alt+F4
@HeIsAnAliАй бұрын
*_ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5! ARTICLE 5!_*
@yourpersonalrobotwaifu8404Ай бұрын
@@HeIsAnAli voting join combat y/n: 0/31
@jg4312Ай бұрын
Not alt f4 but ctrl alt del
@depressedTrentКүн бұрын
@@jg4312that's just task manager (well, used to be, now it's not even that), it does nothing on it's own. But if there would be nuclear showdown, it really is basically alt+f4
@IVwall4551Ай бұрын
“Sir we can’t invoke NATO article five!” “WE ARE NOT ADDING UP TO THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF TIMES WE HAVE BEEN FULLY INVADED”
@bangerbananas8756Ай бұрын
Great video, excited for this one. An idea I have that I’ve commented before: “all along the watchtower” by Jimi Hendrix, but your an American POW escaping the Hanoi Hilton
@HistoryFeelsАй бұрын
Saving this idea for later
@bigshot-zf3mgАй бұрын
That's genuinely gonna be epic.
@BJ_CooldudАй бұрын
Epic idea chat
@gregoriofeitosa1064Ай бұрын
Battlestar Galactica vibes
@TheHalogen131Ай бұрын
0:30 that brings back memories...
@sauerkids925427 күн бұрын
what game?
@TheHalogen13127 күн бұрын
@@sauerkids9254 StarCraft 1
@HeIsAnAli17 күн бұрын
@@sauerkids9254 _StarCraft 1,_ aka _THE_ most iconic Korean eSport of all time.
@karmelix600Ай бұрын
As a Polish person, im aproving it But this gives... diffrent vibes from your videos Edit: i love Wargame crew voices
@HistoryFeelsАй бұрын
Yeah it's a wacky one, wanted to try something different, won't be making one like this again for a long while
@karmelix600Ай бұрын
Like... the only thing i think is missing is some good music, you can i think just change the music to something better and it will be good
@KommandoLandoАй бұрын
@karmelix600 The music is fitting considering its context from Highfleet. It usually only plays when shit has truly gone off the rails and things are basically doomed.
@RandomDudeInTheInternet-bk9cuАй бұрын
DEFCON sounds gave me quite the flashbacks, gotta love attention to detail
@DemocracySpreaderUS17 күн бұрын
Same
@olejnik5165Ай бұрын
The switch to Finland made me literally into an actual Soyjack
@masterkiloren99Ай бұрын
This might be the best one yet
@diligentone-six2688Ай бұрын
Puthin: "Ruzzia has no Borders" Poland: "No Borders you say?"
@NicoBabyman1Ай бұрын
Solo Wing Pixy: "What has Borders given us? Books? No. ..."
@noinfo101828 күн бұрын
“EAT MY SQUARE EXPLOSIONS! HOW MANY CAN YOU DODGE? SEVEN? Probably seven”
@depressedTrentКүн бұрын
Funnily enough, Poland actually invaded and successfully conquered decent chunk of Russia including Moscow in their past... It didn't lasted very long, but it was real... 😂
@Yellowpikachu1Ай бұрын
This is where the fun begins
@AdamscheplerАй бұрын
Poland my beloved
@AdamscheplerАй бұрын
As a partisan who fought in the sidge of Chicago this is very accurate
@mariusionita266Ай бұрын
As I've seen it written on another video; 'Tank a lelek' will play before the nuclear war and 'Onirya' (from the same game) after it. Fantastic sountrack...
@fematrailerАй бұрын
The only way you can tell this video is a work of fiction is that they assume Kalinningrad would still be part of Russia in 2035.
@TheFullAutomaticShermanShowАй бұрын
polish military after a russian kid tosses a paper airplane across the border
@epsilonarcaneresearch194516 күн бұрын
99 luffballoons ahh moment
@raptorcell6633Ай бұрын
"Balance as long as you can, when it is no longer possible, set the world on fire."
@Scientist118Ай бұрын
For the future of our children. For the tears of our mothers. For the vengeance of our fathers.
@augustskarklitis593Ай бұрын
Raaahhh! Latvia mentioned! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻
@blakejake9618Ай бұрын
Copperhead Road, but the DEA is raiding your farm.
@magnus75damkier25 күн бұрын
"We'll Meet Again" by Vera Lynn but it's the seventh day defending Arnheim bridge
@thesavegecabege2712Ай бұрын
I can feel this one will be fire On a side note I will once against request "I want to break free" by Queen but you are escaping from Basra prison with your SAS comrades.
@darkdestination4216Ай бұрын
Imagine how scary it must be when your enemy is a alliance that contains germany and poland working together. Who would thought we will ever get here. Love too our POSLKA BROTHERS 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱
@hensolo8825Ай бұрын
Well sometimes i think Germany doesn't want to work against Russia, can't blame them they dug themselves a hole depending so much on Russian gas now they struggle to get out, I hope Germany gets its act toghether and gets revitalized, because if they do they will be very scary toghether with Poland
@captainsoberАй бұрын
@@hensolo8825 They ruined themselves so hard by not turning to nuclear power in the last decades, they are still literally stuck at using coal power. Its quite a horrifying situation.
@darkdestination4216Ай бұрын
@@captainsober Thats simply a lie thats untrue. Germany is getting independet with renewables. Going nuclear makes you the bitch of the countries who farm the uran. "Stuck with coal power" is fake news.
@darkdestination4216Ай бұрын
@@captainsober But sure, keep blabbering the talking points of the russian thinktanks. Thats exaclty what putin wants and it works.
@maurologyАй бұрын
HIGHFLEET MENTIONED
@ShiftinggersАй бұрын
WE'RE PROVING THAT RUSSIA AIN'T SHIT WITH THIS ONE BOYS!
@DemocracySpreaderUS4 күн бұрын
People will see this and say “why don’t aliens visit us?”
@justaguy723Ай бұрын
Every head will bow, and every tongue will confess "Poland is not yet lost!"
@alemcehajic4571Ай бұрын
Ah yes i can die now. I was waiting since first stream. Thank you
@GryphianStudioАй бұрын
Someone played Highfleet
@TheAnimalWithNoName9 күн бұрын
Poland, Germany, and most of Scandinavia looking over at Russia and Belarus: "We're going to have a long "talk" about this"
@HeIsAnAli8 күн бұрын
Poland: I'm going for a _very enthusiastic_ walk, y'all coming with?
@panchion9673Ай бұрын
I've been waiting so long for this
@alexbrinkhorst5349Ай бұрын
I knew if I kept asking we'd get here eventually!
@overlordb198915 күн бұрын
"paper airplane/Mig-57" nahhh 💀😂
@banditthegreat178710 күн бұрын
Same thing
@UNFRIENDLYSTRANGERАй бұрын
Ts boutta be fire you always cook bro🔥🔥🔥🔥
@ernie_like_hemingway4 күн бұрын
HOI4 after the new dlc be like:
@lie5196Ай бұрын
2:46 We see an Estonian channeling grandad's spirit.
@danielebraccio2474Ай бұрын
you really keep levelling up man, im impressed
@Juhas18Ай бұрын
"that there would be no banditry, that there would be no theft, that there would be nothing" ~ Christopher Kononowicz
@AleisterSjbsАй бұрын
Dead hand: the great trial awaits...
@Na-memeАй бұрын
Bruh the feels, the history, the good job man ❤️❤️❤️
@j.b.victorАй бұрын
Video suggestion: “We’re going to Be Friends” but you’re losing the Second American Civil War and [insert major city here] is about to fall.
@printpewАй бұрын
welcome back, king
@whatever.4167Ай бұрын
this music generally put me on edge
@VicChief05Ай бұрын
Another banger as usual
@UNFRIENDLYSTRANGERАй бұрын
Also, suggestion, "Qadam Qadam Badhaaye Ja" but you're holding off the Chinese at Chothu La 1967.
@baggingfritz2181Ай бұрын
The High Fleet HUD is so so fitting ngl.
@4thmonitorion731Ай бұрын
"Once something's alive, it'll be hard to put down."
@aleksandrasmiksenas317Ай бұрын
"March to Vilnius" But you're retreating from the Suwalki corridor.
@italianduded116112 күн бұрын
“Deep Purple Hush but you’re an Italian soldier blocked in Checkpoint Pasta”
@gwiazdapioun21274 күн бұрын
0:24: "Let hell loose on my signal" 1:02: "Can you hear us? This is our last broadcast."* 1:16: "We send our brotherly salutations to Polish soldiers fighting on Hel Peninsula..."* 1:19: [couldn't hear that one except for the word "hot", sorry] 1:23: "...and to all those still at arms, wherever they are. Poland is not yet lost! Long Live Poland!"* 1:33: "They won't forget out concert for a long time!" 1:38: "Come on! Do you want to live forever?!" 1:43: "They're attacking us!" Lines marked with (*) are parts of the last signal of the Polish Radio, broadcast in 1939 as the German forces entered Warsaw. They were read by Polish actor Józef Małgorzewski, the same one who announced the state of war between Poland and Germany on 1 September.
@HistoryFeels4 күн бұрын
Thank you brother
@PurgedDH14 күн бұрын
Well boys, we might finally get this scenario after all.
@Ryan-dz4siАй бұрын
Polen cannot into space, but it CAN into Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth 2: Nuclear Boogaloo
@mattiasolsson235426 күн бұрын
Man I love all of your videos, but this one is the most classiest you have done so far. The Highfleet ui is just chefs kiss❤
@zalansandor8660Ай бұрын
Honestly one of your best videos i loved the defcon clip this just makes me wait for broken arrow even more ( modern day rts coming up if u don't know)
@ottovonbearsmark8876Ай бұрын
The US to western NATO states: cmon guys 2% of your GDP isn’t that hard everyone has to pull their weight. Meanwhile Eastern NATO states: 😈
@BobbyMaler-fy6wh14 күн бұрын
With Trump in office again I see nato becoming more Euro centric. Poland and France, Its yalls time to shine .
@hubertwolinski5236Ай бұрын
not the wargame red dragon sounds, i've got flashbacks
@RMMilitaryHistoryАй бұрын
A masterpiece. M a s t e r p i e c e
@jakesoros2376Ай бұрын
He's back!
@capofigoАй бұрын
Hopefully it doesn't get to the point where we have mini suns on the ground and the sky is red from the missiles.
@tommasobianchi6514Ай бұрын
"Run through the jungle" but you're running to the evac site "La victoire est a nous" but the Prussian have arrived at Waterloo "Napalm sticks to kids" but you're losing your sanity in My lai "Welcome to the jungle" but Noriega is refusing to surrender "Sunday bloody sunday" but you're targeting civilians in Bogside
@amazinghuppifluppi359Ай бұрын
"Surf Nicaragua" but you're entering Panama City
@Merkury747Ай бұрын
"White Cliffs of Dover" but you are Dover Strait coastal guns crew
@aldgateАй бұрын
Europe must stand united if it is to withstand the coming storm.
@twilightparanormalresearch18626 күн бұрын
March of the battleship but you’re on the IJN Yamato as 210 American planes begin their attack
@HeIsAnAli8 күн бұрын
_Space Battleship Yamato_ but you're piloting a TBM Avenger tasked with torpedoing the Yamato, torpedoing the Yamato again, and finally sinking the Yamato.
@an1meshka241Ай бұрын
Someone: Why aliens didn't visit us? Typical Human Disagreement:
@voin5371Ай бұрын
Glory to Syadi Tarkan, long live in Poland.
@mr.factoid105Ай бұрын
Poland: Leeeerrrroy Jaaaankiins NATO: Did he just run in? SAVE HIM
@KevinUrsan16 күн бұрын
Next make "Hoppipolla but you're trying to save the last pregnant woman in the world during a revolt at Bexhill"
@zenitsuagatsuma530119 күн бұрын
The starcraft reference is wild
@beelzebub-y8zАй бұрын
yep. seems like a Poland reaction
@Diabetic_troglodyte615218 күн бұрын
WE SUMMONING THE WINGED HISSARS WITH THIS ONE
@sauerkids9254Ай бұрын
IDEA: in The Meantime but you're driving a Canadian Grizzly through France on a peacekeeping mission
@GIDKID6129 күн бұрын
Idea: hells coming with me but your in the killdozer (v2)
@ryanlim5940Ай бұрын
Wake up babe, a new HistoryFeels video just dropped.
@TmSh21228 күн бұрын
Best video yet
@UnintelligibleYTАй бұрын
An immense and overwelming feeling of Polish patriotism builds inside of me. I am not even Polish.
@Woojti30Ай бұрын
You crazy sonavabeach, you did it
@GalaFontanАй бұрын
I got a suggestion that could probably be fun Phil Collins - In the air tonight but you're protecting him from the italian mafia during one of his concerts
@Grant-do9ceАй бұрын
Viva la Vida but you're storming the Bastille
@Grant-do9ceАй бұрын
pretty please
@JohnSmith-tw6po29 күн бұрын
'The Ballad of the Alamo' but you're Actually Defending the Alamo
@JordanPayne-y2w19 күн бұрын
"In Praise of Genghis Khan but your a Mongolian calvaryman leading a calvary charge at Khalkin Gol
@jasygamer15 күн бұрын
Make a Free Bird one
@ZeCroiSSanT950Ай бұрын
Nice Starcraft reference 0:30
@thehybridtheorem7799Ай бұрын
"Let's return Moscow to the swamp it once was." - Andrzej Duda after invoking Article 5 probably
@TuxedoCowboyАй бұрын
"Beícoli - Mother but you're avenging Poochie and Jakob Where Birds Lurk" (Yes I know this is obscure but I hope that atleast one of you get it)