Introducing Fun Gus! - Hermitcraft 10 #15

Today we create GUS, the FUN giant shroom that sells Shroomlights!
We also make a custom shroomlight farm.
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[@Monkeylordz88]

A pun: "Why isn't the shop bigger? Well, there wasn't mush room!"

[@carlislepoe5966]

That's perfect!

[@walter7005]

This is terrible I like it

[@HouseofViceHades]

"What makes Gus so fun? He's made of My-SILLY-um!"

[@sparklestar7852]

This is the best one I’ve found!

[@BadgeBadge314]

OH NO YOURE A GENIUS!!!

[@andershoff6378]

make this the top comment, genius my guy

[@AverageBlahajEnjoyer45]

this is the best one lmao

[@apersonwhomayormaynotexist9868]

not technically a pun but a good rhyme

[@gojen750]

Something you might consider humorous: If you boil down a funny bone, it makes a laughing stock

[@alpinesgenesis]

There are 3 puns in that one joke I love it

[@jj11.22]

one of the puns could be "My jokes are spore-adic."

[@NiaSwift]

i don't get it

[@sadiekilgore6923]

​@@NiaSwiftSporadic? Idk

[@DrewTeter]

Double the pun by making it spore-addict

[@jj11.22]

@@DrewTeter truee

[@mori_cinis]

That's a-spore-able!

[@idkmirror]

"Never ask a fungus their age! Let's just say, I'm mold."

[@eliasanderson7312]

Lol

[@sparklestar7852]

Love it!

[@THETANKGINGER]

“I mold”

[@YetAnotherJenn]

😂

[@ralsei1828]

Best I've got is "Amanita minute to come up with a good joke, here..." (amanita is a mushroom HAHA)

[@Evie0h]

I love that lol!

[@jingowarrior4285]

"What kind of vehicle does a mushroom drive? A spores car!" ~Fun Gus

[@Revenant77x]

"A Plateau is the Highest form of Flattery"

[@stephen_harvey]

This is good.... Very good...... .....

[@PB24C]

im stealing that. take my like

[@publiconions6313]

Ok.. that's a good one

[@MacroAggressor]

Lmao xD

[@billbillinger2117]

Dad Jokes: 100

[@jamesdavis-mann706]

I ran into a lamppost yesterday. Thankfully I only sustained light injuries.

[@adammaston2031]

“What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!”

[@olivercorrigan9169]

What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean Beef!

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

What do you call a ball of cows? Round beef!

[@gc2009able]

"When does a pun become a dad joke? When it's all GROAN up"

[@laartje24]

What happened to "When it becomes a-par-rent."

[@-Murphy]

​@@laartje24 you queued up to hit the wrong person... This was not the punchline you were expecting!

[@mikegullikson3429]

A joke becomes a dad joke when it is motherf*cking funny.

[@superbelo]

I feel like Tango should sue past Tango, past Tango has purposely screwed over future Tango too many times... That past Tango guy is a real menace, be careful with him, who knows what hes up too!

[@ArtblockInsomniac]

This would be so funny. The witness they could pull in could be literally any iteration of Tango or any hermit.

[@sambuma]

I had the exact same thought: Can't think of anyone to sue? Just sue yourself!

[@TyroRNG]

He could put down a bond today and receive it as a judgment in a few weeks time when he inevitably did something worthy to sue over

[@ByronKirby]

Isn't Joe a lawyer from the future? Might be just the guy for the job.....

[@superbelo]

@@ArtblockInsomniac honestly for me, he goes back in time to when hes working on decked out, and gives himself a court notice.

[@SnoShooh]

Pun for Tango: "I got booted out the coffee club because i wore a tea shirt".

[@jellyjambear]

nice lol

[@emilymccoll5129]

Took me a second, then ....🙄😂

[@joshuawells-x7l]

What makes a joke a "dad joke"? When it becomes apparent.

[@Lenn2047]

You could create a voice for fun-gus (as in voice changer) and use that to record the puns and play them when someone buys something. That way you can have longer puns and people would potentially shop just to hear one

[@sabbdadlei]

That would be brilliant!

[@Kattyinthehouse]

yes!!!

[@sanga1380]

Way better than just dropping a mushroom or something

[@amarajackson9800]

yes that would be so good! then puns that rely on homophones would work too

[@BusterBeachside]

"What do you call a cat that likes to eat grass? A lawn meower!"

[@TianaCreationPhotography]

For my pun “Why is leather armor perfect for sneaking? Because it’s literally made of hide.”

[@serealll]

This one was my favorite, it was the only one I actually laughed at 😂

[@amarajackson9800]

I LOVE this one

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Scarecrows are always experts. They are outstanding in their fields.

[@davidshelly9142]

“I had a dream where I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted!”

[@liamlangan6329]

“What is a Windmill’s favorite music genre? I don’t know, but they seem like a big metal fan.”

[@fruity4820]

Ooo i love that one, but i would replace "windmill" with "wind turbine" bc when i hear 'windmill' i just think of those old-timy windmills that are made of wood, while wind turbine more of a modern vibe and actually look like they are made out of metal

[@tisjstme5315]

To fit paper it could be... What's a turbine's fav music? Don't know, but they're a metal fan.

[@UNOwen-lo6no]

One of the best!

[@chocolateloving2544]

2 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, this can't be a coincidence.

[@Hawk013]

Thanks for explaining "plethora" to me, it means a lot...

[@yutoliamarcy1356]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[@hattenkofer]

Not nearly enough likes on this one!

[@Evie0h]

I have a memory of Skizzleman getting that joke in his chat one time and it really tickled him 😂

[@vvdebovv4199]

What's the quickest way to warm up in a cold room? Go stand in the corner, it's always 90°

[@FiveCentArt]

"I’m so fed up after finding this needle in a haystack, I’m on my last straw"

[@JeremyMotifs]

Here’s a pun: What did the shy pebble wish? That she was just a little boulder.

[@acidslushie]

this one makes me happy :)

[@bluwekabluwe]

"You know what I use when I forget a joke? My silly- Umm...." It's so bad, what have I done, lmao 🤣

[@noway-sk3yr]

There was this kid whose family loved to set fires, one day he asked his dad if they were pyromaniacs, he said, "yes, we arson."

[@FharishAhmedPortfolio]

🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽

[@YetAnotherJenn]

Hehehe

[@bluestar9379]

The only thing more tearable than this pun is the paper it's written on.

[@124tutt2]

My dad joke: when you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock!

[@rein_reeee]

[Pun idea] Keep your chin up, there's so _mush room_ to grow!

[@quakxy_dukx]

I have a feeling iskall would like that one

[@migats2160]

Classic

[@augiedog2013]

Mushrooms would never cause harm. Their morels are too good

[@emmawilkins2873]

One of my favorite word play jokes will always be: The present the past and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

[@thesledgehammerblog]

"I'm kind of basking in the glory right now of my bad idea" - Scar That one needs to be a horn.

[@o0KugelkaktuS0o]

A pun for doc: Warum sind Piraten schlechte Mathematiker? (Weil sie Pi raten) other puns: 1: What do you call two ducks and a cow? (Quackers and milk.) 2: Wjat do you call an acient king with a snacking problem? (Agamemnomnomnomnom) 3: Why don't you ever see a pirate cry? (Because it's a private tear.) 4: What did the llama say when it was told to leave the village? (Alpaca my bags.)

[@Zuperbuuworks]

i have so many puns... so hard to pick one.... but here you go! "I love planting trees in my garden, you could say it really spruces it up."

[@MegaMrunderhill]

"Do you like mycelium? What about myfloorium?"

[@bananaslugworth7518]

My favorite: Two fish are in a tank. One asked the other, "How the heck do you drive this thing?"

[@jamesgonz0077]

I love it,😂 but it isnt a pun

[@thedoggy9741]

​@@jamesgonz0077 It kinda is though! It's "tank" as an aquarium, and also "tank" as a war vehicle. (Also it's a reference to when the hermits were competing for permits at grian's office. One of the tasks was to make him laugh and Xisuma said this joke)

[@ThelolipopCreeper]

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Blub blub blub".

[@kingsledge]

The gardener was so excited for spring; they wet their plants

[@YanDanTDM]

When the cow in the fields tells its calves to go to sleep, it says “It’s PASTURE bedtime!”

[@justagirlwithautism4960]

The only pun i have right now is "My doctor told me I'm colorblind. Came right out of the purple."

[@scoutofthewoods]

not a pun but its funny!

[@Sir_Master]

“Missing shroomlights are no light matter.”

[@maisyeanderson2440]

“It’s a lot scarier than it looks. It’s actually pretty simple…” Love it lol

[@balthazar259]

I was looking for someone else who picked up on it too !

[@TangoTekLP]

Words are hard

[@grondhero]

@@TangoTekLP Especially when you're hit with a dictionary. 📚 😁

[@krasolvian]

It was a hockey puck 😂

[@Evie0h]

@@TangoTekLP I heard that and then deranged what you meant in my head but words are also hard for me so I couldn’t figure out the correct thing to say either 😂

[@beenook6249]

MY FAV IS I say: “Can I have a turn in the hedge now?” & the hedgehog says “no.”

[@carlospallete3030]

Anytime we’re driving and I see a bunch of cows I always say: Look a flock of cows! One of the kids: herd of cows dad Me: course I’ve heard of them, there’s a flock of them right over there!

[@tomj819]

"No no I mean a cow herd" "So what if a cow heard, I've got nothing to hide"

[@TidalWavers]

2 guys walked into a bar. OUCH!

[@olivercorrigan9169]

You’d think one of them would have seen it

[@AmethyystFox]

I absolutely love Gus. Definitely Fun Gus. Pun: Son: “Dad, can you tell me, what’s a solar eclipse?” Dad: “No sun”

[@freezerburnt1715]

One of my favourite puns is "To be Frank... I'd have to change my name."

[@stargodhoshi5695]

My favorite pun: What do you call a pile of cats: A MEOWTAIN

[@ElleKT]

"How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible."

[@Cuestrupaster]

"I get along well with claustrophobic people, after all there's mushroom here!"

[@rachelkubacki1642]

Budda walks up to a hotdog stand and says make me one with everything

[@hoothoot7122]

I’m just glad Gus likes all the puns, he’s a good spore-t

[@abigailm761]

"Found a book about solving half your problems. I bought 2."

[@christianj7076]

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! Graveyards are popular. I don’t know why, but people are dying to get in.

[@tilenmubi5159]

You could just use the question to name a stick :)

[@liamlangan6329]

That’s why they put fences around the graveyards.😂

[@jeffafa3096]

Tango: "I'm not a builder" Also Tango: "We're gonna give our mushroom some character, some personality"

[@lonestarlord]

Fun fact: The largest part of mushrooms are root-like structures beneath the ground called Mycelium! So Gus could say: Have you see my brother? He's hard to find, but if you look close you might-see-liam!

[@ozelhassan8576]

First rate, awesome one 😂😂😂✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@grondhero]

Probably too long for a sheet of paper, though. Wouldn't be surprised if most of them turn out to be.

[@janepurple5336]

😂😂😂🤣🤣 The sound range on impulse screaming was the best thing! It definitely felt like Scooby Doo comedy! 13:49 13:50 13:57

[@RKIOrbMage]

prompt: fun gus is 60% a champion and 40% sporadic

[@Ca7iburn]

😂 that works so well in Dutch.

[@gablog666]

60% a champignon (mushroom in french)

[@angelas5292]

"what do you get when you cross a bear and a porcupine?" "well i reckon you get as far away as possible!"

[@loganlewis1534]

I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day.

[@sophiachalloner8951]

The difference between a cat and a comma, one has claws at the end of its paws, the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

[@bonesaw_prime9361]

“At this time we are sadly out of puns. Thank you for punderstanding”

[@matthewnielsen3017]

I just read a book on anti-gravity, It was so good I couldn't put it down.

[@sanga1380]

Pearl playing Decked Out 2 again. Brings back some good memories. And bad ones. R.I.P. Tango’s Cough. I STILL HAVENT watched any of the level 4 streams. I need to but I don’t know if I can bring myself to do it. Tango, if you ever felt like it. I’m sure a lot of us would watch you go back and play a few Decked out runs.

[@georges1991]

someone let jimmy know that twag made it to a -second- main channel hermitcraft video

[@elliotgandersen]

This may be my first TangoTek video, I was very pleased. Tango is an excellent optimistic jokester. The editing was so on point and very entertaining.

[@jacksonkirk8533]

After watching the moon go around the earth for 24hrs astronomers decided to call it a day

[@Julepalme]

would be funnier if it wasnt so wrong, the moon takes 27.3 days to complete a revolution around the earth, you may be confusing it with how long the earth takes to revolve around its own axis.

[@stogna5304]

​@@Julepalmethink they were just repeating a joke I keep seeing online but they did it wrong lol

[@euler4273]

@@Julepalme Yeah, but since the Earth takes 23 hours and 56 minutes to rotate about itself, the Moon appears to rotate around the Earth once in a bit more than a day, as seen from a fixed point on Earth.

[@koenahn]

But then in Minecraft it does. In 20 minutes.

[@Shortnamesareoverrated]

Does anyone else go into fits of happiness when ever tango says water kittens 😭

[@Asher2Doremus]

Why are mushrooms such good story tellers? Because they have a lot of cap-tivating tales! 😂

[@Asher2Doremus]

😅

[@noway-sk3yr]

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that crashed into each other? All of the Sailors were marooned.

[@Ithenna]

...red and blue makes purple, not maroon...

[@superbelo]

Just a price suggestion, do 4 or 5 for 32 on the shroom lights. Mostly I dont see it being to often people need an entire stack, so its much easier just to buy 32. It also keeps in line more with what you are are doing in your redstone shop, and it also means it takes less to fill your shops chest which means an easier time when you do need to restock.

[@basscharenborg6441]

That's a great idea(!), plus - if you read this Tango - if you make it 5 per 32 you break even with the current pricing plus 1 diamond extra.

[@PrognatusIncendia]

You should make a small creeper farm above the shroom farm that feeds into a crafter for TNT that will help just trickle tnt into the system while your afk. Pun: What do mushrooms drive during a midlife crisis? A Spores Car

[@lomiification]

He's gonna have to start selling stuff in sand though, to feed the TNT machine though

[@thedeltastrat]

22:51 thanks Tango, I didn't realise how scary it was. lol

[@supremelysmokeypotatotowel7934]

Pun idea: Where did the mushroom in prison come from? He grew in Mycel.

[@zoe4276]

Pun idea from an interstate sign many years ago: 'texting while driving? Oh cell no!!!'

[@dartvid]

15:42 the Evoker flailing his hands in the back of Scar's boat is the funniest thing😂

[@datman6266]

"Its a lot scarier than it looks" 22:52 I am not the only one who does that.. :D

[@AllyBrad87]

Puns for Fun-Gus: My Wife told me am the cheapest man on earth, I’m not buying it Why did the French fries cross the road? To ketch up Did you hear the rumor about butter? I’m not gonna spread it What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue A woman told me to check her balance, so I pushed her I started a new and feel like I’m not putting much on my plate Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing (or a joke like that: Knock before opening a fridge, there might be a salad dressing inside) I bought a book titled “How to Scam” it’s been 6 months now I bought a book titled: “How to solve problems” it was a math book What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet” What do you call bread with a hole in it? Holy bread To the guy who invented 0, thanks for nothing I’m sorry, these might be too long. But I stayed up all night writing this 😢

[@wilddownload]

A pun for the shop: Place a shroomligt @ the hole so you dont doom your soul. A smart tip from a Fun Guy. Fun Gus lights you the way in the deep dark!

[@dworthy]

One option would be to piston tape the logs back into the blast chamber as another row at the same height. It'll provide about double the buffer for log creation without the chance of the system stopping due to a log overflow because it'll still get blasted by the TNT just like in the current design. Pun: Mycelium is Yourcelium.

[@DaftSandwich]

Yes and yes 😂

[@bluethundermonk]

A pun: BDubs will never be arrested for resisting a rest.

[@BTGTB]

This one needs to be in there!

[@Leviathan707]

Omg yesss!

[@StarDoozy]

"Where do bad rainbows go? Prism."

[@zinclly]

Animals winning money? The l-otter-y! (An original)

[@chickenfarmer321]

A Mexican magician was doing a disappearing act on the count of three. "Uno, Dos, ....." He disappeared without a Tres

[@nyx2419]

Season 11 Decked out 3 - a collab base / project Pearl and Tango? I vote yes ;)

[@Screeb7165]

My favorite pun of all time, been using it since I was a tiny kid: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!"

[@BrownR87]

Throw a piston beside the line of logs as they enter the blast chamber and have it push every second log over by one, so you have a 2-wide log line instead of one. You'll only need to add 2 pistons and I'm guessing some fairly simple Redstone to get one piston going the same speed and one going half speed from the main pistons.

[@shadydays3]

Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? A: Supplies!!

[@Haja024]

"What's brown and sticky? A stick." is my personal favourite.

[@The_TreeGuy]

I was gonne tel you a pun about builders, but i was stil working on it.

[@ananyana9095]

😂💯

[@geometry_dash_ok]

"There is not mush-room in here" best iskall85 pun 😂

[@danielpires1753]

When someone buys something and the pun is droped, you could have a note block that dings and says "That was a puntastic purchsase!" :)

[@JeffreyFlory]

Idea: record saying the puns and play them on a disc for them. You could even have a random one that was recorded by someone else that adds random rare variety that might catch a hermit off-guard. You could then either mix it up between paper and playing a disc pun or dispense both together.

[@discochaotica]

It needs more, but I would love to see one of the pins include the phrase "take it with a Grian of salt."

[@potatoesforlife1234]

Pun Idea: "All produce made by Shroompa-Loompas".

[@eddog6666]

You can rope pearl into helping with the redstone for the next deck out. You did say she did become a dungeon master. That means she’s required to help you build it.

[@PizzaMineKing]

There's always suing doc for breaking the _laws_ of physics...

[@5pindin]

He'll have to wait until Doc's finished his current sentence 😂

[@ActualSideOfRice]

My time has come… My ceiling is um.. leaking My puns are too mush to handle Spore or less the best shop This shop is Toadscool Morel dilemma There’s not Mushroom for puns Restocking the shop maitaki while Here we have a goldstalk of shrooms Invest in the Stalk market What’s shitaki-ng about you have loose morels We are the Champignon Amanita minuet to think of more puns Are these all winners? No. Are they stupid? Absolutely

[@canuckotter]

People are moistly made of water. (Said to me by Elder Spawn back when he was like 7 years old.)