[TAS] Pizza Tower in

The Noise and Peppino finally team up for bullshit²
SONGS:
• Planet Popstar - Kirby...
• Rush on the Railway Co...
• Otherworldly Warrior -...
• Vs Susie - Remix Cover...
• Sonic Mania Flying Bat...
• Sullied Grace - Kirby ...

[@birdonline2751]

"I know its a TAS but maybe i'll learn some tricks I can do on my own. ... oh"

[@katwhiskers8]

its not that bad, you just need to preform certain tricks at irl millisecond intervals with impossible precision, itll come naturally

[@kapzduke]

never ever say that to a TAS

[@Amircool110]

yeah just do frame perfect tricks and walla its that simple realy bruh

[@Haveaoreo]

The Noise more being like The Speed

[@alvarino70]

Pero el tas usa trucos que puedes ocupar por tu cuenta solo los combina a algo sobrenatural ¿Sabian que el truco de el mach 4 al instante es posible humanamente?

[@darcsyde345]

Pizza head feeling the tower crumble before even challenging the protagonists:

[@darcsyde345]

Also I hope you make a video explaining how the Out of bounds thing works

[@katwhiskers8]

im 62% confident its actually a common glitch technique to get to pizzahead, i saw a speedrun do it with noise only in the floor 5 secret once, there might be a video on that somewhere

[@MarioMastar]

He should've double checked Noise's references....he thought it was just hyperbole.

[@Secondcomingofwocky]

“it feels like my life is going to end MMM.. 10 minutes from now”

[@TheWifiRouter]

“Slow down nerd” is certainly an understatement

[@Your_Silly_Goober]

WOAH HEY HEY HEY! SLOW DOWN- (Game Complete)

[@cubinel]

if you beat the game in under 15 minutes the judgement should just be “WHAT THE FUCK”

[@bribblescrapperguy]

GOD DAMN! YOUR TOO FAST!

[@Oryctodromeus]

After the reviews: "Hey, hey. Noise, what's up with you lately? Why the red face? We got your movie filmed." "YOU SEE THIS FUCKING RUNTIME RIGHT HERE? 14 MINUTES?! THAT THERE'S JUST BARELY LONGER THAN A FUCKING CARTOON!" "Well, you see... I kinda got in contact with these video game nerds call-" "WEEEEELLL THAT'S THE THING, MAURICE! THOSE ARE SPEEDRUNNERS WE HIRED! WHEN I GOT THIS 'PIZZA TOWER: THE MOVIE' SHTICK GOING I WAS SUPPOSED TO ACHIEVE EVERYTHING YOUR STUPID BROTHER DID!" "Well that's kinda wha-" "NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T, MAURICE! THEY SKIPPED EVERYTHING! *EVERYTHING!* THE MOVIE'S TOO FUCKING SHORT NOW BECAUSE WE ROPPED IN THESE BASEMENT NERDS! THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO MY FILMING CREW, NOW?!"

[@romalapin8648]

"You're quick as hell!" - Final judgement, by speedrunning game 95% below under 2 hours.

[@ratsterratty]

noise broke out of the tower halfway up and climbed the rest of the way

[@monkegaming5091]

the fact that doise survives this run is actually pretty crazy

[@joltz..2042]

Wait.. what??

[@Superbloxen]

​@@joltz..2042 All content after Floor 2 (besides the final level) gets skipped in this run because of a skip on Floor 3 allowing access to CTOP early.

[@joltz..2042]

@@Superbloxen holy jeseus

[@millie_the_beetle]

aint that an episode of what if?

[@GreenKnight07]

For now...

[@PepisChefFunnyJourneys]

gotta love how doise, snotty (he may get pushed away but re-entering the file shows him) and even mort live, but noisette just fucking dies

[@PepisChefFunnyJourneys]

also jesus christ when you got to floor 3 i was wondering how the TAS would do it so quickly then it pulled the fucking floor 5 skip in world 3

[@ronnietheram]

peppino and the noise are going to come out of this with hundreds of thousands in hospital bills from how long they’re going to fightball throughout this entire speedrun, i just know it…

[@SquidPartyDude]

Pizzelle: “How did you get injured?” Peppino & Noise: “We fightballed a lot and did Mach 100 in a literal volcano” Pizzelle: “WHAT THE FUCK” Peppino & Noise: “And we killed Snotty-“ Pizzelle: “You WHAT”

[@Skibster-w9l]

Nah, If they can survive falling of the stage and immediately recover, then this is nothing.

[@MarioMastar]

It comes full curcle, that's the "Debt" on Peppino's desk in the intro and why Noise wants a "rematch".

[@apairofhands3464]

This is actually how Pizza Tower was designed to be played, endlessly fighting the Noise as the tower collapses from the sheer speed and chaos of thr battle. McPig ended up changing this to conceal Noise's true power as much as possible, he did so by giving half his power to Peppino. The two of them are truly two halves of the same powerhouse

[@BlackoDragon]

No

[@bomasempetite]

YES

[@Smuggy-de5eq]

@@BlackoDragonplay the beta builds, he’s the main antagonist in those

[@ZVAARI]

watching the game display "Pizza Tower Island" when doing the Crumbling Tower of Pizza in reverse brings back memories of fucking around with the Action Replay in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl and the game displaying "Mystery Zone" whenever you go out of bounds

[@nullptr2124]

Okay cool, now.... take a well deserved break! all of these are impressive and hopefully we get too see more content of yours in the future, great work!

[@hmhmhaha7088]

8:20 now that's just comical, and yet they're called "one way blocks"

[@deez6683]

Nah how did he do that

[@hmhmhaha7088]

@@deez6683 i remember when i was playing some sort of overpowered peppino mod, i went so fast i broke through a one way block that i wasn't even facing the correct way to get rid of (it was the one way block out of the 2nd secret in wasteyard)

[@solarflare9078]

@deez6683 As someone who abused CYOP’s features, I can confirm it’s possible to clip through things if one goes very fast. I would have bet if Peppino and Noise went any faster in Bloodsauce Dungeon, they would have clipped through the entire level (Probably why they stayed at 126 units).

[@CheDaCheez]

@@solarflare9078 you can't clip through solids no matter how much speed you have, 126 speed was just the fastest ratio of time spent gaining speed to time saved in the escape

[@ratsterratty]

you can no longer do this in the final update.

[@xnopyt-lmfao]

LMAO NOISE AND PEPPINO BOOGEYING WHILE CONSTANTLY HUMILIATING VIGILANTE

[@fnf_noob]

How it all started: The Noise: *breaks into Peppino's home* Peppino: brotha, I just want get some-a sleep! The Noise: wanna crumble da tower? Peppino: sure-a, i guess-a.

[@CauSomething]

too many -a's.

[@Barbles]

Holy moly, my jaw dropped at that Blood Sauce Dungeon escape. Crazy stuff, excellent work!

[@ronnietheram]

5:52 as soon as vs. susie started playing i could already sense the 19 second escape sequence inbound for its second coming...

[@nathangonzalez4651]

bro i was stuck on this song name and where it came from for a while now

[@maknsauce3657]

POV: You're inactive in the speedrun community for about a month then this shit happens

[@trouslinabone]

Like, I know this is a TAS, but fuckkk it makes me not wanna join the speedrunning community-

[@PuffyBuffy25]

​​@@trouslinaboneIf you're intimidated by speedruns, just do Highscore Runs instead, WRs are basically free because nobody competes. Afaik nobody's even done a Noise Highscore run on any level.

[@TheRealLTO]

That is basically me right now I speedrun the game take a while break and then this shit

[@the_clown_is_here]

0:20 s rank it

[@lolimlol-ps9sf]

D rank it

[@nonsense_channel_post]

McPig never even THOUGHT about it

[@The-Parallel-and-Unheard]

So glad we've finally broken the ???? barrier, we've come such a long way 😌

[@tysoniacrypoid575]

Speedruns with a pen and paper trying to memorize each button press:

[@gingy7310]

This is beautiful. For many years, Peppino and The Noise have been rivals, but when they finally work together, they can do something amazing and crumble the tower in mere minutes.

[@SlashJaye]

Gotta love how the sheer hatred between Peppino and Noise - two of the fastest creatures in the universe, constantly pushing barriers in their game - allowed them to essentially break every single barrier in the game. It's kind of poetic. Great job on this TAS, surprising how it barely took a year and a half for this game to somehow get under 15 minutes.

[@buggerofallhell1153]

I cant believe you manage to sneak gustavo and brick out of gnome forest and have a triple fight cloud truly a highlight of the run

[@CheDaCheez]

bludkowski is NOT predicting the future with this one

[@buggerofallhell1153]

​@@CheDaCheezdoes noisette die since touching her before the escape causes her to fly away like the bosses gnome pizzas and horsey

[@buggerofallhell1153]

I was right

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

this is the first pizza tower TAS that goes beyond human ability. all the other TASses i see are more in line with human theory so this is incredible

[@yottacat]

tases have been using humanly impossible strats ever since pause abuse and tasmach for pep

[@davidthecommenter]

In which Theodore and Maurice beat the everloving shit out of each other for fifteen minutes.

[@minhhuybui6470]

For those who dont know,Maurice is Pep's brother,Noise paid him to play the role of Peppino in his movie

[@yottacat]

the REAL captain negative mach

[@LeBabol]

It's him

[@eject-mt8of]

How does negative mach work?

[@LeBabol]

​@@eject-mt8of negative mach is going slower than the mach 3 speed while being in the mach 3 state. i dont know how its done but thats what it does.

[@yottacat]

​​@@LeBabol that's not what negative mach is, only an application of it Negative Mach is making your horizontal speed go lower than your movespeed through the "railmovespeed" variable. This is used for temporarily lowering your speed OR in this case, to convert to positive mach through fightball and use schwoosts, allowing for infinite speed gain. (Fun fact: the method of negative mach done to not lose movespeed but still perform negative mach is only able to be done by peppino, so infinite speed isn't possible without him)

[@Golgentoi]

I love how badass the line at 13:08 was with “we’re locking the FUCK in” because in the video it was extremely awesome, but while making the TAS “locking the FUCK in” meant more like locking in trying not to fall asleep making EVERY IMPUT

[@icantmakecakes6679]

this is actually insane, well done to everyone involved and i still can't comprehend what i just witnessed Sub 15 minutes is CRAZY

[@milkisdeliciousfriendship]

You gotta love how my boy pepino just breakdances during vigi 11:20

[@spikedskull137]

When two italians found out that fighting strange flying pizza is nothing and decided to yoink away from this place

[@JJNNZone]

So close. Noise is Mexican

[@spikedskull137]

@@JJNNZone fuck. Still, these beasts are fast af

[@N0obr]

timestamps cause i'm bored: 0:00 intro 0:58 John Gutter 2:22 Ancient Cheese 4:23 Pepperman 5:48 Bloodsauce Dungeon 7:38 Fun Farm 9:20 Fastfood Saloon 11:01 Vigilante 12:30 doing the funny 13:13 The Crumbling Tower Of Pizza but backwards 15:08 TCTOP 17:17 reviews 17:52 outro

[@Leonmanuel2mc]

9:34 the horse:💀💀💀

[@Mecceldorf]

6:49 Peppino and Noise's most gentlemanly of disputes.

[@milkisdeliciousfriendship]

10:23 glitch of all time

[@chronosgod1]

and that is how the noose and peppy no climbed the piss towel in 20 minutes or less

[@RadioCrayon]

this is what pizza tower speedrunning will look like in the year 2040

[@the_real_i_agree]

major props to anyone who contributed to this cause it is fucking insane

[@nimbus7727]

I knew about TCTOP early by doing a similar thing on Floor 5. I had NO IDEA you could achieve the same thing on Floor 3. That’s mad impressive to figure out and route into a TAS. Can’t imagine how long that must’ve taken.

[@cubinel]

“do better” is insane

[@Popcoolman123]

Im just imagining pizza face watching this through like some camera men or smth just utterly flabbergasted the whole time

[@RoboCheese]

Can't wait for this speedrun to be five seconds long!

[@atlasflatt5638]

holy shit this was a masterpiece to watch, also great taste in music

[@chicoamorim588]

1:25 so you would beat in no time

[@SquidPartyDude]

As Pizzelle would say: WHAT THE FUCK?

[@NerveCrack]

lore acurrate peppino n noise:

[@octolingstarspt]

so if terminalmontage were to make a speedrunner peppino & noise, this is what it would look like

[@NoobPrime69]

6:48 Skill Issue:

[@giasfclfebrehber]

dude this TAS guy is always so good at the games they play

[@AndyJourney]

"Slow down, nerd!" has never been more appropriate.

[@katwhiskers8]

the swap mode tas is actually real, cant wait

[@sophiebubbles07]

This is, no hyperbole, the most batshit speedrun I have ever seen.

[@ddlv63]

bro got possessed by chara while narrating the ctop part 😭

[@cuedepie4376]

0:20 now p rank it (just kidding I know the ins and outs of TASes and have a deep appreciation and love for the art of perfecting a game to its upmost degree. I can’t even begin to fathom the thought that is put into each frame of gameplay and it’s a reflection of the love and care fans put into a game.)

[@hmhmhaha7088]

13:34 that's actually really genius wow

[@newbert9287]

Holy shit... Absolutely impeccable

[@hatpea]

this is absolutely incredible good music choices too

[@ratsterratty]

this was my favorite part 15:30

[@soouguysnextaccountidk]

lmao it hasnt even started yet

[@CheDaCheez]

true, that green little fucker deserved to die anyway

[@dan18732]

this is just plain up absurd and crazy

[@flaco3462]

shoutout to all that kirby music you used it's the best

[@poachedegg12]

you've cooked enough pizza to put peppino out of business

[@casicyber9842]

i so hope a commentary video comes out on this, so amazing.

[@Zeb_Jenn]

internet is a real spooky place

[@SG100CB]

if bro did this with pizzaface chasing him EVERYWHERE, bro is doing it first try.

[@BlackoDragon]

It’s a tas

[@ColtonPrice095]

@@BlackoDragondid he stutter

[@BlackoDragon]

@@ColtonPrice095 it’s a tas

[@ColtonPrice095]

did _i_ stutter

[@BlackoDragon]

@@ColtonPrice095 it’s a tas

[@Dragonlukemon]

The amount of noise that could be heard even without audio must be insane

[@watchoutforeg]

"We're 10 minutes in and they've only finished floor 2 at this rate they'll maybe finish floor 3 but..." ah, i see

[@janpacyk5641]

Noise be like: WAIT THE MOVIE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH FOOTAGE!!!

[@lev_thekrutoy]

Now P ra- **gets nuked**

[@SeptillionSeven]

i just spent 2 hours earlier today getting the slow down nerd review & then i watch them do it in a quater of the time

[@ketsupo]

watching this while half blind from a head cold is an experience man

[@Its_bloon.yt2011]

I watched this with my Nana, she thought I could do this, I explained this 7 times. 10/10 would watch 6 more times

[@EngiV2413]

15:09 PizzaFace chilling at the top of the tower waiting for Peppino and Noise before it randomly starts to fucking fall apart: 👁👄👁

[@banannabanna]

Now P- Nah, I'm joking. good Tas bro! Tas can be hard, so wanting to not P rank is fine, good Tas, I've seen multiple from you, Entertaining tbh.

[@ManioqV]

Now P-rank it.

[@LlamaGlama58]

omfg i've been waiting for a full game TAS, and this one is sure as hell gonna be wild... but 6 DAYS????? FR???

[@CheDaCheez]

the shorter the TAS, the longer the wait

[@LlamaGlama58]

@@CheDaCheez that's true, TASes require a lot of practice, planning and effort. Gonna be worth it tho. I look up to you and those wild times you've got! :D

[@Leonmanuel2mc]

*se pasa el nivel en velocidades totalemento incomprensibles y humanamente imposibles* Noise: bad to be better

[@therewasanattempt7092]

I think this is the first time a tas has audibly made me go “what the fuck?”

[@tiredideabox]

You literally finished the game in less time than it would take to actually cook a pizza in the oven. I have nothing but respect for something as insane as this.

[@cherrypepsi834]

"with our powers combined, anything is possible!" ass speedrun

[@Freddyhasalotofrizz]

Your 14 minute 29 second 750 millsecond run has been rejected. Reason:Hacking is strictly disallowed

[@Pyrodiac]

"Making a TAS sounds interesting, maybe I'll do it someday!" - Me, many moons ago.

[@Ahmedo2006]

I love how peppino laugh at noise at 10:16

[@centdemeern1]

This would be insane for the GDQ TAS block

[@SuperTux20]

I never thought I'd see over half the game just outright skipped like that Bra-freaking-vo

[@fruit_loving_dinosaur]

"violence isnt the answer!!!" the answer in question:

[@cheese0_4]

mach 4 is definetly one of the mechanics of all time

[@CheDaCheez]

railmovespeed is the mechanic of all time

[@youtubeispink]

​@@CheDaCheezvar mach4movespeed = railmovespeed is the mechanic of all time

[@sketchythenoob]

peppino and noise finally put aside their differences.

[@originalityissue]

“errm… now p rank it!!! ☝️🤓”

[@CheDaCheez]

*perish.*

[@dekucake]

Noisette: hey babe, come over Noise: I can't, I'm with this dumb italian man Noisette: But I'm home alone Noise (feat. his wingman Peppino): 0:55

[@eggnogisdead]

“30 minutes or it’s free”

[@td3pa837]

AND you got snotty aproved

[@BlackoDragon]

This is how my brother see’s me play pizza tower

[@Scratchman101]

now do it with EVIL mode on 😈 😈😈😈😛😈

[@WhisPro]

Alternate title: TAS Maker slowly goes insane

[@gladoseon4117]

6:45 POV: You’re Bowser in Mario 64 and Mario just watched a 49 minute video about how to avoid leg day

[@MarioMastar]

Second 1: Noise: "Stand back old timer, I go....t...." Second 2: Peppino: *at Fastfood Saloon already* "HURRY UP!" Second 2.5: Noise: *The Pig City* "NO YOU HURRY UP!" Second 2.51: *both slam Pizza head into the tower* Second 2.51000....0001: *both walk out the tower*

[@CheDaCheez]

did bro even watch the video before commenting

[@watchoutforeg]

under 15 minutes or its free ahh moment

[@ImScourg3]

pizza tower but peppino actually goes at mach 3

[@shreyashishmitra6196]

This guy took this line very seriously "Slow down nerd"

[@DogsRNice]

6:46 Peppino and noise break every bone in their bodies

[@SuperDZ555]

cant wait for this to become rta viable