[TAS] Super Captain Falcon 64 - "1 Star BLJLess" in

[@DyllonStejGaming]

This is now my most viewed video on the channel, hitting the one million mark. That's astonishingly crazy.

[@vmystikilv]

Nintendo probably flagged it

[@sekiro8077]

W

[@yeetyeet2734]

love this vid you got a sub

[@SkyFannnn]

Yep

[@PastaPower]

You deserve it bro! Your TASes are always such a joy to watch!

[@TheMightyGiantDad]

"From a game design perspective, what exactly were you thinking when you decided to make falcon kick instantly launch you forward at a literally uncontrollable speed, and make falcon punch a long-range charge that instantly destroys anything, including the game's progress barriers and the final boss?"

[@chenchestarze]

“We weren’t.”

[@jacksongreen4107]

But anything else, and it wouldn't be badass enough to bear the name "Falcon."

[@spikeynay7381]

HYES

[@parasitecat3892]

GWOOOOAH!!! HYES! SHOW ME YA MOVES!

[@Aerxis]

He was thinking: "Falc!!!"

[@Jack_Woods]

Cpt.Falcon: **Mocks Mario at Smash Bros** Mario: Hey, my job isn't as easy as it looks, I'd like to see YOU try to do it Cpt.Falcon:

[@camilotorres848]

Mario: Fuck off

[@joeymadrigal9432]

😂👌🏼

[@drizzo2099]

He's only 7 seconds faster though

[@saffroncoasts6950]

Not even speed demon mario can conpair

[@donkeykong6426]

ask you receive mario you crap-sandwhich!!!!!!

[@moidh]

he destroy doors with a punch, but need a key to open others...magnific

[@mini-conlongarm8021]

Different hubs for the keyed ones. He’d be punching a way to nowhere.

[@marcar9marcar972]

moidh the other doors were made entirely of wood which is weak to fire while the others had metal as a large part of it which have a high melting point.

[@vicenzogames5535]

In the game key doors lead you to another scenario soooooooo i think you get it

[@dredddizzah9705]

Professionals have STANDARDS

[@Jedimastermitch]

the key doors act as seperate loading zones, opening the doors is what sends you through them, removing the doors would remove the loading zone

[@federicobinaghi8118]

"Press A to Falcon" is one of the most intimidating phrases in video game history

[@Nicatmidnight]

Press X to doubt Press F to pay respects And now press A to falcon

[@mm3shadowman982]

Press [Crow] to Crow

[@medicindisquise4271]

the credits be like "look at all of these places captain falcon never went to"

[@ion_power1238]

I'm dead

[@PLASBEZ]

Naw, thats the levels that are coming In the 2nd game.. I heard It's coming In 3062!

[@LuckyThirtyEight]

Guess he went there afterwards

[@Crispy]

Thank you KZbin recommended.

[@nailozaz7596]

ok

[@onionsalad2550]

Ok

[@mazimadu]

The algorithm is working 😄

[@TimkaSR]

Yeah

[@Nug223]

CRISPY!!!!!

[@matthewroman6807]

This further shows that every copy of Mario 64 is personalized

[@Maxwellcoolguy]

WHEN WILL EVERYONE STOP WITH oh noes sm64 perwsownalized Really stop

[@allislost9999]

@@Maxwellcoolguy no

[@acidthemosquito]

Nofoodman no. You are a personalized copy of sm64

[@arek.k8688]

You want fun ?

[@HunterIsRad]

Maybe the personalized copies of mario 64 were the Friends we made along the way

[@technoguyx]

3:00 captain falcon shows us his sick beatbox skills

[@canadiangoose1370]

Sounds like he is violently spitting

[@AlmightyDJKB]

I think you mean 4:57

[@cloud9mitchellj509]

@@AlmightyDJKB lol indeed

[@favio_138]

lemme show you how to scratch it

[@kaitaylor1980]

@@favio_138 y'all gone make me

[@gamemaster112ful7]

*Starts playing on a new save file* Mother: "Come down son, dinner's ready!" "Be there in five minutes mom!"

[@andrew-coronel-9016]

(Five seconds later) Mom: dinners ready.

[@Jumpm4n]

More like give me 8 with 55 seconds mom!

[@ruzgar2289]

aRe yOu dUmB tHiS iS A tAs yOu cAnNoT pLaY lİkE tHiS iRl

[@noobypants1567]

Dry Boo2798 OmG yOU dOnt GeT thE jOkE r/wOoOoSh

[@deez_nuts246]

@@ruzgar2289 boi

[@lukaspatrickson4776]

I love how he blows up every door, and then carefully puts the key on one door

[@LilacMonarch]

iirc those doors are basically loading zones, so blowing them up would just get you stuck

[@gregoryrodriguez5621]

@@LilacMonarch don't ever recall a loading screen on n64 games

[@giovannidotgen]

@@gregoryrodriguez5621 loading areas don't always show screens

[@gregoryrodriguez5621]

@@giovannidotgen if it loads instantly, is it really considered loading 🤔

[@giovannidotgen]

@@gregoryrodriguez5621 Yes.

[@princeboo3188]

Is this the F-Zero game fans wanted? No Is this the F-Zero game fans needed? Yes

[@orb9760]

Is this the F-Zero game fans deserved: YES

[@LostSoulSilver]

You know what we need? GTA but with Capt Falcon as the main character for the Switch

[@nicolasrage1104]

YES!

[@computermariobross]

This is better than no games

[@senorlechuga8832]

My dude just vaporized Bowser by just punching him And did it three times Edit: Also Peach

[@joeymadrigal9432]

Señor Lechuga indeed C.Falcon of already Falcon punch at princess peach so good bye for her 😂👌🏼💯

[@NKBlazer]

I was really let down that he didn't falcon punch Peach :(

[@capdan9708]

NKBlazer she was breathing so he knew what to do

[@joeymadrigal9432]

Cap Dan 😒 What was that..?

[@capdan9708]

Joey Madrigal 94 if she breathes she a T---

[@someinternetguy3947]

Lesson learned If Captain Falcon says show me your moves Your getting atomized in about 0.07 seconds

[@spikeynay7381]

Alex Williams you didn’t show him your moves fast enough

[@thebroomsweepergaming1369]

That's not even fast enough to process what he said

[@joeymadrigal9432]

😂👌🏼

[@TheDiazDarkness]

Or he already did and you just haven't noticed it.

[@imthattiredboi8904]

Lesson learnt

[@ryuli1]

2:54 is not capt falcon wall jumping he's just kicking the castle forward and backward.

[@KBM_Sonic]

LMAOOO

[@Y_5250]

The move is called wall kick in super mario 64. Makes sense!

[@Lgame0143]

He’s just making speed to pass walls

[@PLASBEZ]

@@Lgame0143 woooosh?

[@demonioum]

IM CHOKING

[@MrWIZ9000]

Not sure why the peach part is misinterpreted. That’s just her leaning animation to kiss since Mario’s model is considerably shorter.

[@DyllonStejGaming]

It's because people on the internet are immature. The mob of people commenting their misinterpretation is what got the initial upload of the video marked as unsuitable for advertisers; I still have to delete dozens of comments in the same fashion now.

[@Stefanga44]

@@84updown well its kinda funny but he doesnt get ads to get money so shut up

[@thecommenter578]

No, that's 100% BJ

[@Stefanga44]

@@thecommenter578 what odes bj stand for?

[@neun0233]

@@Stefanga44 backwards jump obviously

[@ProtoMario]

This was amazing!

[@Diembee]

Yooo

[@AspectCave]

show me your moves

[@Robotnikism]

Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everythi- C. Falcon: Falcone... PAWNCH!! *Bowser explodes*

[@sonomni]

Bowser: NO THIS ISN'T HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLAY THE GAME!

[@giornogiovanna2008]

@@sonomni haha Falcon Punch go boom

[@caio_gp118]

stickmin paawch

[@LemmyFan123]

ONE PUNCH FALCON

[@princesscadance197]

“Press A to Falcon” Do I even want to know?

[@curtistraynham9188]

Plot twist: she exploded that's show right there he too powerful

[@imthattiredboi8904]

Thank you Princess Rosalina from super mario galaxy

[@cjvs1604]

I don't even want to know what "Half-A press to Falcon" looks like.

[@oxstr8upgreekxo730]

Show me ya moves

[@six_buck_dlc]

You already know, that’s the thing.

[@softwaretm575]

“Wall jumps” “Keeps wall jumping” “Increased speed” “Finally reaches destination”

[@mazimadu]

Yeah, screw physics!

[@HogPogz]

He reached his............... Final Destination

[@Yenrei]

Parallel universes

[@nguyenleucduong3446]

*Parallel universes*

[@shinjiadventures7558]

*starts grunting*

[@TheDeanofLean]

2:19 Bowser, Down B right into a Falcon Punch, what a read by Captain Falcon!

[@yoshiyukiwatanabe110]

The Dean of Lean if that happens in smash it should be Captain Falcon that gets destroyed because Bowser Down B has a superarmor

[@konfapooch]

Amazing punish by Scar, DJ Nintendo's Bowser ain't looking too hot right now

[@donovanmahan2901]

@@yoshiyukiwatanabe110 not if you time it right

[@joechristo2]

Yoshiyuki WATANABE But it’s captain falcon

[@lostman44]

Hey I cant steal this now, can you upload one without the watermark?

[@TheCoolerHKR]

Dyllon: *N O*

[@lostman44]

damn u right, gonna do that

[@joeymadrigal9432]

Well the princess peach of already 🤣🤪 but now it’s over 😏

[@scanbbb]

@@joeymadrigal9432 man be speaking english 2.0

[@joeymadrigal9432]

Playing Cow yea yea yea 😒

[@alguienconunvideojuego4606]

5:53 Show me your moves! *E X P L O D E S*

[@Juan_VC26]

S H O W M E Y O U R M O V E S ! *credits*

[@sans-kk5tf]

**DANCE**

[@tex731]

@@sans-kk5tf *SHOW ME YOUR MOVED*

[@BLUEJAYMusic1994]

I like the idea of a Captain Falcon platformer beat em up with racing integrated into the game. Exploring different worlds in the same vein as this. That would be wild.

[@sirgilmour1714]

Bowser: No! You're supposed to collect all the Stars! You're ruining every... Captain Falcon:SHOW ME YOU'RE MOVES!

[@ryangrant9060]

your*

[@THEPolygon803]

4:57 Press "a" to S H O W Y O U R M O V E S.

[@dannyrom288]

*Special Thanks To* C Falcon Captain Falcon Captain Falcon _Deja Vu's one hell of an experience, ain't it?_

[@joeymadrigal9432]

dannyrom288 😂😂😂 ( Laughing myself) and l’m Continue Laughing so hard myself 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t imagine that like princess peach gone of already 😆👏🏼

[@TheDiamondBladeHD]

Deja vu, i've just been in this place before

[@tmcttf8087]

@@AGZhark People can say what they want, lol.

[@iProgramInCpp]

C. Falcon (aka Captain F.) is an independent game developer. What do you mean? He coded this game, all by himself. Nintendo even paid to turn the game into Super Mario 64 by slapping Mario onto it! /s

[@S4S33K]

Ft: Captain Falcon

[@dewmdoomie1730]

"you want fun? WARIO show yo-... *"S H O W M E Y O M O V E S"* "OH MY GOD" *wario screaming.mp3*

[@TheBonkleFox]

the personalized copy of mario 64 we needed

[@imthattiredboi8904]

Sick bruh

[@pokelordomega1701]

EAAAAAAAAAAAUAAUUAAAAAAAA....

[@BrewyAgen]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.mp3

[@FatalityFalcon]

The most canonically accurate representation of Captain Falcon's power level in a game.

[@cittleskum]

so far

[@Albumancer]

This feels like a "Something About" episode from TerminalMontage - in the best way

[@DyllonStejGaming]

Thinking about it again, I have reason to believe it got sent to demonitization hell because all of you kept on commenting about a seemingly inappropriate bit at 5:53 that KZbin thought was an actually bad thing. If this gets deemed as unsuitable for advertisers a second time (Or people steal it again while cropping out the watermark), I'm going to re-upload this a second time and place the watermark in the center of the screen.

[@p_yoshi]

youtube monetiztion is big dumb sometimes

[@ikagura]

I don't get it why it's "unsuitable"

[@TheCoolerHKR]

Even advertisers like to break policies on YT sometimes

[@PastaPower]

I assure you, that was not my intention. I didnt even think about it. Falcon's just really tall.

[@Chadblending]

Please never stop making these videos

[@PastaPower]

Really sucks that youtube decided to do it to you like that. Also good idea adding a watermark, people need to stop stealing your vids without giving credit.

[@777daystodie2]

Shit

[@arigat-s0244]

@The main cause of warps in all of reality I think he's just joking. After all, he does have 777 days left before he's oofed.

[@duckway4733]

@@arigat-s0244 "doctor, how much time do i have of life?" "5." "5 what? Days? Years?" "4...3...2...1..."

[@uwnbaw]

I dont get what ppl wanna steal from this anyway

[@solocomics1820]

@@uwnbaw Views. Or maybe more likes.

[@ModdedMarionette]

Peach: **Appears** Dyllon: “Show your moves Show your moves Show your moves Show your Show your Show Show Show Show your moves...”

[@joeymadrigal9432]

ModdedMarionette also princess peach is Explosion 💥 and now she’s gone of already 😱

[@RealSwissShady]

@@joeymadrigal9432 you be speaking english from the future

[@spikeynay7381]

Press A to falcon

[@KingDarius_]

I was laughing so hard on this part

[@autumnshinespark]

Okay how is this gonna be different Falcon: *Deletes Bowser* Peach: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU *-blows up* ...ok 😄

[@mazimadu]

Too, much FALCON!!

[@LeoSantano]

Falcon is too manly to be interacted with.

[@Jschad]

This is some shit ima be telling my grand kids, “And then he grew wings out of his head, triple jump, and flew away.”

[@nathanroberts3638]

I love how they used the Melee model instead of just using the one from the N64

[@sweatyclaps1689]

Same

[@pedroribeiro9746]

Same

[@creeperhostage4424]

Same

[@don_hato]

Same

[@Xiruu]

Same

[@MakenaForest]

2:54 Captain Falcon performs the Seizure Proceedure

[@irok1]

I will now refer to any and all repeated wall kicks as the Seizure Procedure, thank you kind stranger

[@Duke-bt9mj]

What ever you do don't look directly at it

[@lambwolf6486]

Some say it's how he returns to his home planet.

[@KlyosXA]

2:13 "NO! You're supposed to collect ALL THE STARS! You're ruining everyth--"

[@JRM-be5vk]

So long gay bowser

[@mr.curtis6730]

@@JRM-be5vk Thank you so much for playing my game

[@Hnui03]

PAW-YEA-HYE-SHO-*other spastic Falcon noises*

[@Rat_Fบcker]

Hahaha falcon punch go Brrrrrr

[@tuskoub]

I lost it when he started making Captain Falcon say “show me ya moves” to the music in the end

[@Reshi9984]

5:51 girls on tinder after you tell them youre 6 foot

[@RapidPhantom293]

Bowser: Mario i was expecting yo- Captain Falcon: Falcon Punch! Bowser: *Dead*

[@sans-kk5tf]

Hey faker

[@dimentio9833]

Hey faker

[@waluigi7331]

Hey faker

[@kirbywithnicehair3927]

Hey chainbreaker

[@buprevengeance6573]

Moves = showed Princess = saved Hotel = Trivago

[@LuniFoxo]

Falcon = Punch

[@trashycannoey]

crng = potd

[@buprevengeance6573]

this guy = confused me

[@trashycannoey]

@@buprevengeance6573 n

[@buprevengeance6573]

@@trashycannoey no u

[@chincherrinas]

Every copy of Mario 64 has different M O V E S

[@shaynehughes6645]

All moves are personalized

[@dj12699]

I love that while running around really fast and punching everything, Captain Falcon slows down to calmly and politely open the key doors.

[@kraypine]

Bowser: Oh not this mf again Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!!

[@rtyuik7]

i love how instead of using PowerStars to open doors, or throwing Bowser into his own bombs... ...you can just PAUNCH! everything into oblivion xD

[@toag3822]

The fact that this exists has restored my faith in humanity.

[@Futonpotatos]

When can I get a " Press A to Falcon" sticker?

[@ItsFerdiNah]

5:29 Captain Falcon: Show me your moves! Peach: **moves neck right and left**

[@papushepard6403]

0:02 Spanish Subtitles: muy bien [Aplausos]

[@Kdekalcio]

Even KZbin knows this is a good video

[@theresajohnson148]

Captain Falcon said Falcon kick

[@JM-hz1wl]

No está contaminado

[@sebaslukas7368]

Exelente...

[@vicpiola]

KZbin quits drugs xd

[@madghostek3026]

This one dude that downloaded the video before reupload: *laughs in hell*

[@jax2433]

0:35 when you thought this would be a simple reskin......you thought wrong.

[@fraims]

I loved the text to s-peach Why did I even bother commenting this again

[@dannyrom288]

So Dyllon could re-like the comment again

[@Entenuk1]

@@dannyrom288 huh, that makes sense. Now show me ya moves.

[@ragnarokcaesar]

Falcon: * destroys every door in his way * Also Falcon: * unlocks door carefully *

[@jasoya_gaming]

I think that was the most maddening 28 seconds of Captain Falcon's life when he was swimming in Dire, Dire, Docks.

[@Reshi9984]

its even more frustrating then stomping on a luigi while the invisible ceiling glitch is active

[@CookiestMonsterr]

4:04 Me - Well I wonder how he going to kill bowser so quickly Falcon - Falcon punch Me - oh ok

[@DibzNr2234]

Bruh how am I meant to plagiarise this video now smh

[@zero1zerolast393]

By playing the game dud1

[@TheBarnaclesHunter]

This dude is that much powerful that even the credits’s game go to him

[@0utrunner237]

Falcon destroys half the castle and blows through any door trying to stop him, but still has the courtesy, to properly insert keys to unlock doors. Bless up 🙏🏾

[@mrdoognoog]

this is captain falcon’s best game, it’s amazing he paired up with konami to make this masterpiece

[@madanonymous]

5:35 TFW the D is nice. 5:52 Too nice, I guess...

[@0utrunner237]

Sorry Peach, that area is off limits.

[@ArizonaRanger_]

"The floor is lava" The special ed kid: 3:00

[@NintendoTV64]

Nintendo: *We made Super Mario 64 explicitly so that you'd have to collect Power Stars and do things in order to beat the game.* Captain Falcon: *Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way!*

[@iwakuralain584]

扉の物理破壊はするのに鍵付きの扉はちゃんと開けるの草

[@NuII-v8n]

Cpt Falcon: show me ya moves... Door with Key Hole: show me ya key... Cpt Falcon: Yes

[@tylersmith9942]

3:00 Approaching ludicrous speed!

[@DyllonStejGaming]

"Ludicrous speed? But sir, we've never gone that fast before!"

[@UltimateDurp]

He went so fast it skipped to plaid

[@ShadowHwkX7]

@@UltimateDurp AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@Possum880]

If Captain Falcon were to visit the mushroom kingdom, this is exactly how he would act and behave. Intensity cranked to 11

[@isacroma7760]

0:38 Wavedashing

[@sweatyclaps1689]

No that was melee moonwalking in place

[@marceltobias5308]

5:53 he blew her bc this isn't what he ment by "show me ya' moves!".

[@wickedishiccy7621]

I like how peach double took at his junk, then almost when down on him before she got blown herself

[@kuzunoha74]

Well, this is the most amazing and, at the same time, ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life (and belive me, I saw so many things). It was so funny to listen Princess peach with Google female voice.

[@GMXrd]

I have never laughed my ass off harder during a speedrun. That was magical

[@WaloWaloson]

"Haha Mario! You've stepped into my lair prepare to d-, wait who the hell are you? "FALCON PUNCH." *Bowser fucking explodes*

[@ProbablyBarney]

ok but after reading the description i'm incredibly happy that you attempted to falcon punch the stairs

[@ashey_chan]

Damn, this Captain Falcon character is insane, he should be in smash.

[@Springfox099]

Peach exploded

[@N8-Feds]

@Ronald Rodriguez no :(

[@FenneDan]

SpringFox And Darknightmare like the same video XD kzbin.info/www/bejne/qoe3gJluhtibms0

[@jairolea5019]

F

[@sweatyclaps1689]

@CasualSpeck i will give falcon head

[@sweatyclaps1689]

@@N8-Feds Not a gamer moment

[@eyeccantseeyouu]

Punches through every other door Calmly puts key in door and calmly opens it

[@Hansenfmly]

As much as C Falcon deserves credit for Progress Management, you gotta give credit to C Falcon for additional graphics

[@ziryuri]

4:57 When Captain Falcon started having a “Show me ya moves” stuttering attack I fucken lost it!

[@aidinexmachina4232]

2:55 "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct"

[@Fargusno7930]

4:06 Dat Falcon Punch on Bowser was EPIC!!

[@singularity3920]

Peach: "We have to do something special for you." Falcon: "SHOW ME UR MOVES" Peach: ight imma head out

[@imcintyre01]

3:20 everyone run! Captain falcon is starting his warm ups!!!

[@cjvs1604]

Captain Falcon is on a very tight schedule and doesnt have time for shenanigans.

[@Antifearn]

5:36 Peach is shocked by the size of Captain Falcon’s package

[@UNSCMarine117]

This is god damm amazing. Thanks for *showing us your work*

[@darealliljable]

Mannn, captain falcon has alot of moves. A true man of culture, what an hombre.

[@LukeSnywalker523]

Died laughing as soon as I saw him Falcon Kick and slide like 50 feet

[@crumbs9771]

"We have to do something special for you" I mean, it's only been 17 years peach, why don't you call up Nintendo and get your boy a new game?

[@Hnui03]

I wondered what he was doing at 3:15, but then I realized he was getting speed and was like, "So it's *BLJ* less, but he still needs to get past the infinite staircase. *fingersnap* gotcha..."

[@hiiammikysgameplays2365]

"The power of the stars waked up the castle!" "SHOW ME YA MOVES!!!"

[@celltrark7161]

5:38 LOL

[@Ginger4348]

It was so funny that i almost spit my milk

[@luigi9385]

5:38 Press it, unleash your power! *SHOW YA MOVES*

[@manuelcat6757]

Doors:exists Cpt. Falcon:And I took that personally

[@AmbientShrub]

LMAO thank you so much, I had a very rough day and now I'll feel so much better 💖

[@Emmet03]

Mario: is it possible to learn that power? Cpt. Falcon: not from a plumper

[@Mahaveez]

It is not a story the Plumberati would tell you.

[@aerospherology2001]

"My eyes are up here" "MY MOUTH IS UP HERE KISS ME ON THE MOUTH "

[@MaximBG]

I'm sure peach was gonna Kiss something else, if You get what I mean 😏

[@MCKepitz]

Falcon out here obliterating physics again

[@jrechill1176]

This is the answer to all those "If my character can benchpress a planet, why can't he just break the door?"

[@shyestguy2577]

While Mario is busy getting at stars, the captain already saved peach