[TAS] Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Duel: Beat The Champion Speedrun in

[@DyllonStejGaming]

Even though the entity controlling Guest B in the boxing ring had left, a new entity had controlled him as he found out about the Swordplay Duel. Unlike the first one, however, this new entity was much calmer. In an event where one can attack and be attacked within a single moment, no movements must be wasted; the new entity only moved when it needed to. With the speed of his sword, Guest B's entire journey to beat Matt for a second time, like all of the fights that led up to it, was over in an instant.

[@TheCoolerHKR]

In other words... Old entity: Dharkon New entity: Galeem Maybe Galeem is definitely helping Guest B cleanse the entire Mii population...

[@zackcvfair]

DyllonStej Gaming canon.

[@thecountercounter9127]

*no moves must be wasted* Start of match:

[@screwtape05]

Jesus Christ dyllon

[@ChickenManBruh]

How do you make your Wii-Mote spin like that?!

[@Brio24]

In this episode our protagonist Guest B uses advanced mindgames and OP helicopter technique to find Matt and utterly obliterate him

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

Indeed.

[@mattiatf2]

Fnf animation boxing match Matt vs Guest B in a sword fight.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

@@mattiatf2 the fight would be 2 sec tho

[@keptamv8008]

XD

[@LeoEmber]

Fax

[@ditto-w]

Spinning your weapon will make it deal three times as much damage. -Fire Emblem

[@zacharyjohnson9562]

That’s how it be.

[@aldric2252]

*_together we ride intensifies_*

[@mqfii8992]

SPIN TO WIN!

[@Marcelelias11]

I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

[@Zero-gl2ou]

Anakin was right all along he became a Incineroar still use the technique.

[@GoobTradeMark]

Guest 🅱️ claims more souls to add to his level

[@burgervendor8616]

I have to reply because no-one else did.

[@oasis9615]

Acid that baton is secretly eyelander; with every head he gets, he gets stronger and faster.

[@randomgamedude9846]

Guest 🅱️ CL🅰️iⓂ️s m🅾️re s🅾️uls t🅾️ 🅰️dd t🅾️ his level

[@hydr_oxide]

@@randomgamedude9846 there’s also 🆑 for claim

[@mrzombie2953]

*level of violence

[@Qwerty2084_]

I feel bad for all of Guest B’s opponents getting sent to another dimension

[@gamesandluigifan7152]

Twice per match

[@xarshoon7157]

Banishing them to the shadow realm

[@Maxio68]

Xarshoon no, the water realm

[@theimagisphere.450]

{Qwerty2084} Yea . . . the ocean sure is a unforgiving plane of existence . . .

[@Didithegoat]

Xarshoon MARIK ISHTAR?

[@superbray1]

Guest B: This is Helo one requesting permission for take off. Matt: This is tower one denying your request Helo one. Guest B: Tower, try me.

[@SmashCrafter321]

This is the story, of how guest B became not just the recognized default mii swordfighter... But a true smash brother.

[@DrqgonPlayz]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOO LA LOER!!!!!!!1111

[@harrisonmoore3841]

As a kid, I made alternate cooler versions of the guests on my 3DS just for Smash. But now that I think about it, their blank faces add a lot more mystery.

[@UltraSpicyBro]

No, he is a savage murderer. Did you see all those people that fell in the water because of him already the hospital is full because everybody got PTSD after that fight

[@cosmicdunsparce]

Guest B is out for more blood as Matt, in retaliation for losing the boxing title, has killed Guest B's wife and daughter

[@Treeskrub]

And took the other kids

[@Anorey]

rip guest f and baby guest f

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

@@Anorey nah the real guest f used a golf ball to hit Matt in the ballz

[@emwolfgirl9875]

@@Treeskrub Karen took the kids

[@mythosinfinite6736]

I fear the woman who sired Guest 🅱️'s child and lived

[@argonaut640]

Mii's are an interesting specimen. Sometimes they have appendages. Sometimes they only have legs with disembodied hands. Sometimes they don't have legs with disembodied hands. Sometimes they flip between the latter two descriptions a la Baseball in Wii Sports. Yet they never seem to have full arms with disembodied feet nor full arms with no feet... I think I'm thinking too hard into this.

[@fordgt5383]

Miis have both arms & legs in mariokart and smash tho

[@glorted]

ikr

[@evanex3972]

@@fordgt5383 miitopia and tomodachi life too

[@ReachTimeToWin]

And don't forget Wii Fit

[@js1459]

And archery

[@cloudedCIEL]

Soon after Guest B took up swordfighting, word spread of a silent man who fought with blinding speed and precision, with an emotionless look on his face. Matt knew exactly who it was. He had his student, otherwise known as Guest C, now fight until he earned the name "Brawler", a strong and brave champion. When Matt was finally able to get to Guest B, he seemed different then at the boxing match. However, before Matt could react, he was falling straight towards the ocean...

[@Phychologik]

DerpyBlueKai bruh is this a tas or an anime

[@cloudedCIEL]

@@Phychologik ...yes

[@dedox6749]

You accidentally said Guest C on one line.

[@cloudedCIEL]

@@dedox6749 not an accident

[@ryanthomas4384]

In honor of his fallen teacher, Guest C donned his suit and gloved and grew a beard. He shall raise an army to fight back against Guest B, going under a new name to shed any relationship he has behind this shell of a Mii. His name is Vincent.

[@Gestersmek]

New Boxing Champion Returns to Swordfighting Career, Maintains Title

[@poppymon007]

"this is easily improvable" -geust B after taking 100 souls with frame perfect helecopter spins

[@mocbo]

Helecopter

[@KrystalTheFox]

skamebord

[@mikesharpmni4264]

Matt is clearly sandbagging in order to make guest B look good. He DID train guest B after all.

[@xxxikarixxxkb]

Guest B was his teacher, Matt never stood a chance in the ring against him

[@footwork_3]

MikeSharpMNI you shouldn’t forget the powerful entity inside of guest 🅱️

[@arturo6307]

@@xxxikarixxxkb That's not true

[@arturo6307]

@@footwork_3 I have more power than Guest B, I trained him

[@arturo6307]

I wasn't using my total power

[@namesarelamelamearenames8974]

Matt regrets training this man, he’s become too strong for his mortal body to even contain his power. To spread the power his body makes what he wears and fights with out of raw strength. If you were to go one on one against guest B’s pants you would lose and your L would be so strong the entire multiverse would be shattered in matters of seconds. Guest B has because the Wii sports resort island itself. It can’t stop him because he has already taken control. I’ll miss when our minds could be free but soon we will only be forced to think of guest B... how unfort- GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B GUEST B

[@maryannepuckett3703]

Oh no, it's already controlling you!

[@baguettiregretti1961]

How unfortunate, im not sure guest B is evena true God, to give credit tho, he do got those arms. I believe wedge Island is the only safe place to go, as all the other guests retreated there for safety.

[@beyondhaircraze4418]

underrated

[@undyne3366]

Guest B: *reaps countless souls into the abyss below the ring* Commentator: _You did it!_

[@AGZhark]

Roleplay account detected

[@デッド]

Oh, you are Und… Sushi right?

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

he did, in fact, consume the souls of his enemies the commentator acts like nothing has happened, because he knows he will be next if he doesn’t

[@GoldRayquaza]

If Guest B can do this, just imagine what Guests C through F can do...

[@DyllonStejGaming]

All of the Guest Miis are actually champions of their own sports; they regularly chat with one another about their daily challengers and destruction of said challengers.

[@seansean792]

@@DyllonStejGaming ok that's fair I guess. (I still say Guest B is the strongest.)

[@The-JAILOR]

Actually, all the other guests are of equal power, they could all beat the most powerful beings in the universe using a thousandth of a percentage of their power. But Guest B, he could take all of them on with the same percentage of HIS power, with them all using 100%.

[@congobongoproductions5476]

All of the Guests are immortal, omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent beings. They appear as simple miis to pass the time. They secretly rule the universe, basically they are the universe. This is canon. They are also big sports and game fans

[@aidenkugler6783]

Guest E is the god of golfing. She can hit the golf ball around the planet, and right into the hole, with only the slightest tap of her club.

[@aqexbrown]

9:20 the way he twirled his sword was actually sick

[@UnhelpfulEngineer]

It it did nothing to change his fate

[@Monunga]

Random Captain Falcon fact: He shares his Japanese voice actor with _Vegeta._ Now you know who's behind that helmet.

[@1256936]

Unrelated but okay

[@funnymannumber8651]

I_Pancake late, but that’s why it’s random, chief

[@Abigdummy4life]

@@funnymannumber8651 Ryou Horikawa was always a dope voice actor.

[@AGZhark]

@@1256936 No shit

[@CsquaredaapGaming]

I can hear Vegeta yelling falcon punch

[@SilverEternal22]

Isn’t this just Marth Side-B simulator?

[@hunkymccree8458]

nah its Link Up B simulator

[@Kelvoraax]

You’re both wrong, it’s Metaknight jab simulator

[@spikeynay7381]

Smash 4 limit cross slash

[@Abigdummy4life]

More like Tsubame Gaeshi on crack Kojirou Sasaki is proud to have his technique pushed to its limits

[@Jet_Genesis720]

Thought it was Cloud F Smash Simulator

[@Droffatsstafford]

I watched the final fight at 0.25x speed. I think I heard the yawning void of nothingness that is Guest B's soul. I regret nothing.

[@robinsigmund1133]

I played it at 2.0x Speed an heard the pumping of his heart.

[@mi-nk]

You can just hear the boredom of the gods

[@TJ-Henry-Yoshi]

I was JUST watching WSR speedruns. Amazing

[@Chillalil]

And now you get them with TASing

[@zawarudo596]

Sup TJ

[@shanner]

The WSR speedruns were watching you broski

[@ninturez0840]

you either press a or you dont

[@dragonoftruth01]

The M in "Guest B" stands for "mercy".

[@javakyerum8943]

Where’s the M? Oh... No M. No Mercy.

[@BumbleBI.]

but there is no m in gue- oooh

[@MoonlightMirage]

or "Mii"! :)

[@abbycollins]

@@MoonlightMirageno mercmii

[@quinnsaturn]

i love the Mii Lore going on in the comments

[@Jadez1207]

Indeed

[@DoublemanFM]

This is what happens when you let Samurai Jack play Wii Sports

[@thevioletwild]

IKR

[@poweredvoltage3213]

Even Samurai Jack would get demolished in milliseconds against Guest B

[@TTT-zl9dk]

„Doktor turn off my pain inhibitors!“

[@yourboy9236]

What's this a reference to?

[@TTT-zl9dk]

Major Nuts Jojo

[@Hevymin]

Major Nuts Metal Gear Rising

[@TTT-zl9dk]

Hevy *Revengeance*

[@m.mproductions2461]

*_[Insert complicated and tragic Guest B backstory here]_*

[@krakowski_6237]

_The legends told, of a great warrior. A master of the blade_ _His name?_ *_GUEST B_*

[@VashTown]

You fool, I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku.

[@randomguyon8299]

U never know what will happend

[@Kelvoraax]

But Dooku was a Sith...

[@honokakazuno]

Attack, Kenobi!

[@honokakazuno]

He was once a Jedi before he turned sith. He trained Qui-Gon.

[@Pikachuuun]

if guest B ever battles another guest mii, what happens does the fabric of reality itself just decay with a series of _twonks_

[@tadeogomez7303]

Depends which Guest.

[@crabknightslayerofthots8854]

It does, if Guest B fights Guest A in hand to hand, Guest A wins. However, if hand-to-hand Guest A fights sword Guest B, the world resets.

[@elwantedmuerto8855]

a hand vs sword fight would sirely be interesting

[@crabknightslayerofthots8854]

*you haven't seen him in hand to hand*

[@thevioletwild]

@@crabknightslayerofthots8854 it would break his PC

[@LaggerKnight]

"What happened to Guest A?" "We don't talk about Guest A..."

[@Dylan2000YT]

9:54 At this moment, Matt realized it was time to face his greatest fear yet again. When the game started, He noticed the flawless motion of the sword. He instantly knew that this was not going to be easy. He tried to move the sword as fast as he could, but it was nowhere near as fast as his student. At that moment, he knew that there was no chance to stop the power of the guests.

[@alexjuliar153]

will guest B ever stop his reign of terror?

[@SjaeDanmark]

No :)

[@uberlord983]

9:20 I'm both enamored & grossed out by how stylish that sword twirl was.

[@kingawsume]

Mii Swordfighter Hero's Spin combo video, 2019 (colorized)

[@deadlyespresso6166]

0:38 i find it hilarious how Guest B just awkwardly holds its sword directly in front of camera every time after winning a match

[@pennygirl015]

He's clearly showing off his very long and girthy sword.

[@Tman_Hall]

You know, flailing is pretty much what you start out doing in this game, only Guest B manages to flail wildly yet perfectly

[@Aarantula]

The way Guest B holds his sword by default looks so dirty to me.

[@_carrbgamingjr]

lol

[@JTK506_]

Those spectators must be exhausted after cheering through all those matches...

[@jamesbastian3008]

1:11 the way mike fell was crazy

[@underscore319]

Little did the Sports League know, Guest B was an experienced iaijutsu practitioner.

[@omeganappie]

Forgive me master... but I must go all out this once.

[@daniguay88]

He is the only guy who the "Spam" tactic actually worked

[@itz_ryugium3525]

0:16 “Just come outside I don’t wanna fight you dude”

[@mi-nk]

Let's just be honest here, this is how we all played

[@MarksterC]

who didn't?

[@s3vzii279]

I just abused a glitch that allowed me to attack while they were blocking, never got hit even against Matt

[@doneaccount]

@@s3vzii279 Impossible....

[@shinobidaniel_12]

Everyone used the kendo helicopter style

[@shinobidaniel_12]

@@doneaccount also he's not wrong, by blocking fast enough your blade will pass through your opponent's it's how guest B fought Matt's army of elite swordsman

[@nunmcnun]

I love how Ryan doesn’t even want to get close to him. He’s like “ look dude just....just take-no! NO GOD DAMMIT!”

[@Rawr1752]

"I am Guest B... *Guest B OF THE TURBULENT BLADE* " _Some variant of Rashid's theme plays in the background_

[@cbsgaming6194]

remember the name well

[@Space-1255]

Guest B’s Bizarre Adventure Part 2: Battle Tendency

[@superkc2557]

Guest B’s Bizarre Adventure Part 3.5: Swordfight Crusaders

[@jevans7125]

Guest 🅱️:yare yare daze

[@LowdownMonty]

*Guest B is the ultimate life form*

[@themagicslinky1773]

The sweat of fear has no odor, though guest b can still smell it from his opponents across the ring

[@beachturkey7643]

"find matt destroy matt" - Guest B

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

Read that in Hanate's voice

[@PigMan161]

I don’t know what I was expecting for this TAS run but that very first round took me by surprise and had be crying with laughter

[@robliminal]

7:50 his power is so great that the universe is breaking

[@boomer2935]

All punch out names, and a quote to go along with them (the trend from three moths ago returns) Glass Ryan (My head feels great! But the rest of my body feels like mush) Von Mike (THIS IS SWORDPLAY LITTLE MAC NOT A TEA PARTY) Disco Megan (Cmon B, where's your hustle?) King Emma (........You can't excpect me to understand Ashley Hondo (If you can't enter the lions den, you won't be able to get it's cubs) David Hugger (Mmm, Now I-I have the strength....of a bear! *yaaaaaawn*) Great Siobhán (If you stare at me for too long, I will dissapear) Don Kentaro (Can't you see B? How I get all the ladies?) Aran Stéphanie (HE HIT ME, I LOVE IT!) Soda Ursula (YEAH SODA URSALA, YEAH I AM NUMBER 1) Bald Jake (Hey B, maybe you should just throw in the towel already) Super Macho Pablo (Oh these sunglasses, you can't afford these sunglasses, hey get your hands off the pumps) Mr. Patrick (Tell your face! To leave my sword alone) Doc. Nelly (Now lemme tell you a little secret B, I loooove chocolate bars) Little Hiromi (Still can't recover) Matt Tyson (You don't have enough skill to beat me, go home and practice)

[@jevans7125]

And look as they all fall

[@the_radical_roach]

I'm uncomfortable

[@screwtape05]

“I looked into his piercing blue eyes, and just knew that the crowd could witness a murder today. As he approached me, I saw the demon entity controlling this....beast. As I flew off the platform, my life flashed before my eyes. I knew the second round was hopeless, so my soul gave up. This was what the prophecy foretold. My crown was shattered and taken. I had lost.” “Logs of Matt, 2019”

[@Jadez1207]

Can we agree to make Guest B a meme now, an even more powerful entity

[@hypergrad2254]

Guest B: *Annihilates Matt* Announcer: You did it! ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ

[@thesuperballer9]

RTGAME WANTS TO KNOW THIS MAN'S LOCATION

[@sharpeylogic2907]

Is this the power of Ultra Instinct?

[@Cabalex]

Guest B: *commits genocide on the Mii population* Announcer: You did it!

[@brodyking7095]

Guest B is secretly Anakin Skywalker.

[@AppleGuy256]

The way he has his sword in the you win screen 😂

[@alexv3375]

With how fast he's moving around and swinging the sword, I'm almost expecting Guest B to go _"COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN PUT UP A FIGHT!"_ in a Spanish accent before vanishing into his cape. :v

[@-Ryu]

I'm starting to think Guest B chose not to have arms so his sword would move with his mind, not his muscles.

[@nikoskillzz_4046]

Never in my life I thought you could TAS wii sword fighting

[@BuildingWolf100_WolfDab]

Hiromi has that face that says "lets get this over with..." and I honestly don't blame him

[@pum6454]

This is Guest B at 1%, just imagine what he can do at 100%

[@LowdownMonty]

@iggo lonely he destroys the omega ultraverse.

[@n831productions5]

That's pretty quick speedrun! nice video.

[@spikethemii87]

10:16 Goodbye forever Matt 🫡

[@bensharpe64]

Soon after this, the smash invitation showed up in his mailbox

[@arristheround9246]

"Stand proud, Matt. You are strong."

[@glatykoffi6672]

He's a "guest" as in, temporarily visiting this world.

[@houston-says-hi]

Absolute destruction and power in its rawest form

[@kellydickinson2724]

The Story of Guest B: Somewhen in 2005, a Mii with blonde hair with blue eyes, stepped into the Wii. Their name was "Guest B", and they were a big fan of sports. A *big* fan I say. And in 2006, they turned 1 year old, and on November. Guest B got really excited, they saw the trailer for a game called "Wii Sports". And went to Nintendo eShop to buy this very first game that came out on the Wii. The one controlling the Guest B, registered them into the game. Guest B went to play some Tennis. And suddenly, they somehow annihilated every opponent stepping into their game. Beating every one in sight, *every, single, one.*

[@cheated4687]

i love this because it reminds me of those videos where people are trying to pick a fight then get knocked out by one punch

[@justinly9541]

Looks like Guest B's training from Smash 4 paid off

[@phillipbellea308]

Sally Bollywood: *pedals fastest quickly bicycle strike into the door up and down the rocks* All: All right!

[@lelainemorato]

Guest B asserts dominance in Wuhu Island with beyblade technique

[@Aflay1]

This is basically Fist of the North Star in a nutshell.

[@IceBrys]

I fear no man... Guest B is no man...

[@ThreeEyedFish]

That one dude in the crowd: *SHOTS FIRED*

[@M3G4T3RR4]

I like how I knew exactly what you were talking about immediately

[@voomette_]

The funniest thing abt Guest B’s story is he was put into smash bros as a swordfighter and then was low tier

[@ViorbyX]

He was massively nerfed

[@alejandrosalgadoescarraga6246]

If guest b were in an gambling site to vote for, I would bet all my money on guest b in all sports.

[@princesscadance197]

Little did Ryan and Mike know, they were only the first two sheep to the slaughter at the hands of this monster.

[@alpha0478]

"The swords may not be real, but the pain is" -YB

[@EvilNinja182]

Matt:*exists* Sakurai:”Matt miits the competition!” Sakurai:*sees video* Sakurai:sorry kiddo... Sakurai:”HERO’S SPIN MAKES A SPIN AT IT!”

[@lighttank3905]

Matt: you've should have gone for the head Geust B: omai wa mou SHINDEIRU Matt: NANI?!?!?!?!

[@DryPaperHammerBro]

Actually, it's, "Omae ma mou Shinderu"

[@KoopTheKoopaLol]

guest b just wanted this to be done as soon as possible

[@Xerunox]

No🅱ody: Guest 🅱: *h e l i c o p t e r*

[@eMotnaF]

I didn't even know That Nintendo added Mace Windu purple saber to Matt ! Nice touch and nice TAS

[@ryanhernandez1877]

Those eyes... He's seen so much, but been blind the entire time.

[@Kalificus]

fear sinks into you as your sparring opponent mouths the words: Omae wa mou But before he finishes, you realize you are already dead

[@maryannepuckett3703]

am I already dead as well -.-"

[@DrSnegg]

As soon as Matt saw his name in the brackets, he knew it was all over.

[@bigfish5544]

Everyone: ho how are you doing this? That guy: first, take a blender

[@BoyPostsStuff]

The TAS angels has spoken to guest B... They said to him, "use this power to your enemies so you can achieve any goal you get through."

[@Pabelotski-yi9zu]

this is how my friend ‘fights’ when we play together

[@K_T0NE]

The Bush-Wii-do Code : Give their knees a good ol' a-thwackin'.

[@maniacthehedgehogpokes6435]

I've learned a new techniqque: "The Bottom Slicer"

[@Leonardo-ln4zj]

The way he defeated Matt is legendary

[@totallyadeadchannel]

Guest B Beating Matt Be Like: *It was at this moment that he knew he f@cked up*

[@azazel3732]

The Bloodlust of B shall never end......

[@thatpurpleash]

Love how Matt got the Mace Windu status, with the purple lightsaber.