[TAS] Windows Hyper Princess Pitch "Reallyjoel's Mom difficulty, best ending" by Tseralith in 15:...

[TAS] Windows Hyper Princess Pitch "Reallyjoel's Mom difficulty, best ending" by Tseralith in 15:40.48
This is a tool-assisted speedrun. For more information, see tasvideos.org/2529M
TAS originally published on 2014-02-06
The good Mecha Santa plans to spread happiness and cheer all over the world. Princess Pitch, previously a sidekick in the game Garden Gnome Carnage, sets out to put an end to those silly plans.
This time around, Princess Pitch decides to take on Mecha Santa and his army of robot elves on a difficulty harder than the hardest (Reallyjoel's Mom), since it's too easy otherwise. Reallyjoel's Mom is a secret joke difficulty meant to be impossible: it multiplies the spawn and attack rate of all enemies several times over and removes all powerups and ammo refills. Consequently, a player without tool assistance will maybe beat one room - if they're lucky.
This TAS gets through with liberal use of the piledriver move, as well as precise movement and shooting.

[@Magnodan]

Here because a laptop fell asleep

[@angelindenile]

Same. :)

[@GLITCH_-.-]

Look how much bettter the video quality is here... pretty sad on GDQs part.

[@DaichiAzure]

Agreed....must see run

[@fezzingtons]

Yup, and holy shit was that last boss worth it xD

[@chackbro1]

Wait, what happened at GDQ (I'm a tiny bit late)

[@Fergit_]

Live crashes cannot stop the TAS

[@sdgdhpmbp]

The best ending is a princess giving Santa a piledriver that destroys the galaxy. Awesome.

[@Mysterie]

Anyone else here cause the laptop death?

[@cbalinefourcba4615]

ya

[@vectorshingetsu5560]

I really love how the elves on the bleachers in the Mecha Santa boss fight jump in time with his attacks, do the wave, and even look disappointed at the fourth wall when he loses.

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

This girl's suplex game puts Sabin's to absolute shame.

[@murphmariotwopointoh7714]

Can she suplex herself though?

[@Lemiscate]

Here because of GDQ Express.

[@DAYBREAKER1980]

Awesome.

[@officialEricBG]

>charging your battery in 2k18

[@tapeeater1553]

HUH HUH HUH NOT A CHANCE HUH

[@buckiez]

XD

[@camwoodstock]

POV: You are Reallyjoel's Mom.

[@Genyosai03]

Years later, Is the Galactic Princess Buster still the absolute best back breaker in existence? Yes.

[@yeckiLP]

I like how the sound effects occasionally align to work really well with the music :3 also did she just piledrive a deathbeam?

[@TheKitsuneKunoichi]

This guy's laptop ruined ADGQ 😭

[@lagaffe91]

Sponsoring by Mickaël Bay ! 🔥🔥

[@MrSmegheneghan]

Anyone here wonderin' what the Frilly Hat Elf would be like in this difficulty? Mecha Santa got buffed, that elf's gotta be packin' heat as well.

[@ieatgarbage8771]

in a fight against the controller, TAS always wins

[@joshy541]

Well, on the bright side... At least it doesn't have [Curvy Lasers]

[@Slashsta]

"2nd Place"

[@angelindenile]

by 422 points too x'D I was like REALLY.

[@GunslingerBahamut]

missed a few enemies that went off screen. >.> gotta go for all them kills, no escape!

[@Storbsie]

Great to see this run in glorious 60 fps!

[@fujin27]

and so the day is saved!

[@1234lukerr]

4:50 if you're here for the laptop death

[@theartofmashing4915]

I thought I imagined this game.

[@flutterdashie64]

My laptop is about to die. Fuck this shit why am I not allowed to see this.

[@Link-ho8yq]

Tseralith's original video of the run: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmXYZWRnl6lsbpI

[@sonicfanmanrealreal5629]

this is how the game would canonically go

[@lamptrent]

Is there any way this could be done outside TAS? If not, this might be the only playthrough of this difficulty that exists.

[@gigaslave]

You'd need a turbo controller and superhuman reflexes capable of constant Just Frame perfect inputs.

[@GonthorianDX]

Basically a human TAS, good luck

[@hirumaryuei]

I don't think so; there are between 1 and 3 frames where you are vulnerable after completing a piledriver before another can be started. A human is probably not capable of finding places to avoid damage during those brief windows of vulnerability. In other words, no, not even perfect inputs can save you.

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

Only if you're reallyjoel's mom.

[@masoncouch4303]

Speed faster nice!

[@devjock]

YEAAAAH

[@ParrotParrot]

14:35 my band name

[@handsomejack4125]

Also the name of a band in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! You have excellent taste.

[@pretzelbob1640]

4:50 you're welcome

[@Crypt4l]

This is the best ending?

[@MechagirlSachiko]

Yes! Why wouldn't it be? :)

[@Crypt4l]

@@MechagirlSachiko I wonder how the bad endings look like^^

[@MechagirlSachiko]

@@Crypt4l Pitch simply destroys Mecha-Santa with a Princess Buster. That's all.

[@Crypt4l]

@@MechagirlSachiko what a downer

[@mantislazuli]

Awesome.