List of fails that are definitely candidates for a part 2: - “Without moving the fishbowls” - Hugh’s fat bald white man - Russell Howard’s big announcement - Roisin failing to eat any melon in a minute
@Tellysayhi4 жыл бұрын
The egg task that was so easy everyone was able to do it sasily
@The_Xman84 жыл бұрын
Joe Wilkinson throwing the potato in the hole in one take only to realize in the replay that a millimeter of his shoe was on the red green. I also have to add James Acaster is single handedly my favorite contestant in Taskmaster history.
@logan_page4 жыл бұрын
Jess falling off of the stage while NOT blindfolded
@JossieMimo4 жыл бұрын
Aisling's bread cutting is also a candidate.
@emilygleeson20184 жыл бұрын
Remember the make the most circles on this circle that Jess completely missed that there was a time limit until there was like 30 seconds left? Or throwing the coconut that had 3 epic fails? Bob messing up the throw, Nish's coconut rolling back to him, and Mark getting all the way to the river before stepping on the ground and rendering his attempt null and void
@louis5594 жыл бұрын
"He's eaten his own child, which is an act of..." "h-hap-happiness"
@jenniferbloomfield36563 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye" think is has to be the best line ever! 😂😂😂
@MinekEzQM3 жыл бұрын
It made it to the episode title. :) For me the best line is Rhod's little stung "... the Escaped Easter Island monument - you called the Taskmaster."
@Audiodump4 жыл бұрын
Part 1 of 63.
@yoyu86414 жыл бұрын
You misspelled series
@Ann4b3l4 жыл бұрын
@@yoyu8641 Lol 😂
@qjustleft34274 жыл бұрын
You could have gone for that sweet 69,so close.
@Audiodump4 жыл бұрын
@@qjustleft3427 69 implies some level of success.
@ObsidianGloria4 жыл бұрын
One can only hope for so much Taskmaster content
@willbill64494 жыл бұрын
Phil Wang in that tracksuit still haunts my dreams
@alotofthings224 жыл бұрын
Phil Wang's wang still phils your dreams.
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78104 жыл бұрын
My therapist has just upped the does of my meds, I'm still working through the trauma of the yellow jump suit, particularly when hula-hooping.
@rontanamo_bae4 жыл бұрын
@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 I hope it gets better mate, good luck my thought be with you and your PTSD.
@zyaicob3 жыл бұрын
Phil's Wang
@emmacheese61073 жыл бұрын
Yes
@SeventhEve4 жыл бұрын
James Acaster's choking on his first hula attempt was an even bigger tragedy than Joe Wilkinson's potato hole-in-one.
@James_taylor8104 жыл бұрын
Big call
@StanSays4 жыл бұрын
He won the task though
@gharbihamza43704 жыл бұрын
No
@Edhelvar4 жыл бұрын
Acaster's more tragic, Wilkinson's more heartbreaking because of the reaction.
@uniquerebeljaney36394 жыл бұрын
No, Joe's was devastating.
@joegreenslade75774 жыл бұрын
Ian's "You may not touch the sand, well I've done that. You may not move the bucket, done that. You may not leave the room f**k it let's do that as well" better be in the next video
@JossieMimo4 жыл бұрын
Forgot about that one. That definitely deserves being in part 2.
@bambam26864 жыл бұрын
Did one of the contestants fall of the stage on an episode i think itwas either Sally Phillip's or Jessica
@JossieMimo4 жыл бұрын
@@bambam2686 That's Jessica, but she actually won that task because her walk was the best, so not really a fail.
@bambam26864 жыл бұрын
@@JossieMimo lol oh yea ty that was funny glad she was ok
@RickeGnool4 жыл бұрын
That one was so good.
@jadeyxboox3 жыл бұрын
"I've had a fit of rage and the Weetabix has been compromised" is such an excellent sentence 😂
@_HGT_8 ай бұрын
Yeah 😂
@Virdeus4 жыл бұрын
James' hula heartbreak belongs in a different video; "Most Devastating Taskmaster Moments" along with Mark Watson's Cheeky Texts, Aisling Bea's missed country handshake and, OF COURSE, Joe Wilkinson's illegal potato chuck.
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey19454 жыл бұрын
agreed
@finsmylie83824 жыл бұрын
Ian's volcano belongs in that one too
@Babyteef3 жыл бұрын
Can we add Johnny Vegas’ card tower
@annika0662 жыл бұрын
Gregs ruling on Hughs ringtone dance belongs there as well
@Eggzy-b7f2 жыл бұрын
You Taskmaster fans have always been weird? Eh...
@MichaelCoombes7764 жыл бұрын
Romesh descent from "OK, I've got a plan" to "mild annoyance" to "swearing and shouting at teabags" was hilarious. That and "I've just realised I should probably wet them". But then he gets on in and it's like he's the champion of the world. This is why I love Taskmaster.
@michaelccozens3 жыл бұрын
If I were Romesh, I think I might have argued Frank's cardboard-assisted throws. The instructions were to throw a teabag into a mug, not to throw a teabag and then have it slide into a mug. And, really, is it a true TaskMaster task if it doesn't involve at least some petty bickering over semantics? Lol
@kaijohnson37303 жыл бұрын
The comment Skinner makes about wetting the teabags with Ranganathan's immediate cut is the greatest editing I've seen since being born, top notch!
@___jd4 жыл бұрын
"He's eaten his own child, which is an act of?" "Hap- happiness." lmao
@nommyyt4 жыл бұрын
The things that come out of Alex's mouth when he's caught off guard. I think this is up there with "I owned a cat that was owned by Dali."
@ThisCharmingMan19843 жыл бұрын
@@nommyyt And don’t forget his incredible line: “It’s tight at the bottom…as mummy used to say” I love it when you only realise, half way through a sentence, that you actually have no idea where you were planning to go, when you began; your mouth just takes over, and says something that your brain would usually have prevented, if you’d had a chance to actually think about it first haha.
@emilyche11014 жыл бұрын
Iain's tribute volcano fail was so funny all with "genuinely don't want to talk about it". Mel touching EVERYTHING at egg moving task is candidate for next one.
@cassindra4384 жыл бұрын
when the volcano flopped though after he announced his wishes of joining rhe champions of champions i felt his sadness
@AlwaysAPotterhead4 жыл бұрын
You can see the pain in his eyes 😂
@simontay48514 жыл бұрын
But why did it fail?
@GiovanniBoss4 жыл бұрын
@@simontay4851 Why wouldn't it? He needed a much smaller choke point so the gas produced would "launch" properly, for starters.
@julier924 жыл бұрын
I think he also used regular coke. You need diet for the best reaction. Sugar inhibits the reaction and aspertame increases it. Regular coke will react, but not as spectacularly. Mythbusters tried many combos back in the day and proved why diet is best
@GiovanniBoss4 жыл бұрын
@@julier92 True, Diet Coke works a lot better than regular. Thanks for pointing that out.
@LittleGrandpaSimpson4 жыл бұрын
- Watching all seasons chronologically, - Watching individual tasks randomly, - Watching best moments of individual contestants. Me: I guess there is no other way to enjoy the same bits all over again... This channel: Hold my beer.
@Awelbeckk3 жыл бұрын
The channel drinks beer ?????
@logan_page4 жыл бұрын
Jess falling off of the stage while NOT blindfolded will definitely be in part 2.
@cvde952 жыл бұрын
I've always been so confused before why Iain's volcano didn't work but now I see the puddles to the side of his volcano I think the coke all seeped out during his epic speech.
@JT-xj1pg2 жыл бұрын
Also you need to throw the mentos as fast as the bottle is open because the reaction needs the CO2 of the soda for it to works
@taryth.2 жыл бұрын
Pouring the coke out was the biggest mistake, just leaving the bottle inside the tube would have been fine.
@Tconl2 жыл бұрын
Too much space/air inside, no real funnel.
@nahblue Жыл бұрын
Normally, the mentos agitate the cola to release its CO2, here it was agitated by just being poured out already.
@tstratt2 Жыл бұрын
Also, it needs to be diet coke. They'll react a bit to regular coke, but the aspartame in diet coke is what causes the huge reaction
@mrmalone91574 жыл бұрын
Nothing was more sad than Joe’s toe touching the line, letting the poor man celebrate like he never has before then watch him beg for the points, genuinely heartbreaking!
@sparo_splat4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to seeing Lolly's "without moving the fishbowls". Or Roisin's watermelon task. Edit: also Joe and Jon's balls on the hill task.
@squalloogal4 жыл бұрын
What about Roisin NOT riding a horse and painting it? The girls are great.
@GuanoLad4 жыл бұрын
Jessica's fall.
@TheHutchy014 жыл бұрын
That's certainly one way of phrasing it. It makes it sound like we saw more than Wang's wang.
@Kernel154 жыл бұрын
Aisling Bea's can stacking task. Short and sweet
@MikeDCWeld3 жыл бұрын
It's not Roisin's fault they didn't provide a melon buffet!
@PaolaEnergya4 жыл бұрын
I really hope we get to see the deleted tasks one day - like the tie-breaker tasks and other stuff that is edited out
@kisbie4 жыл бұрын
There have been a few tasks that weren’t shown at all. Alex tried really hard to get a ‘pop the most bubble wrap bubbles’ challenge in the first few series but each and every time it was felt too dull to bother showing. There is also a vid on KZbin of a deleted task from series 5 where they had to build a base and cast a flag.
@brandond.72284 жыл бұрын
@@kisbie I hope they do a physical release. I would love to have my hands on a bluray copy and potentially have the deleted tasks/tie breaks as extras.
@AlwaysAPotterhead4 жыл бұрын
Brandon D. Would love for things like the boxed sets and the board game to be sold in the States tho I haven’t a clue how actually feasible that’ll be
@CaptNaptastic3 жыл бұрын
I've been wanting a compilation of all of the tie breakers for awhile. Lol
@motelghost4772 жыл бұрын
The best part of Ian's volcano failure is when he runs for cover so he doesn't get injured in the blast.
@partlyironic4 жыл бұрын
James’ hula hooping fiasco seriously had me screaming at the tele, finally understanding people who like sports.
@aquilegia97344 жыл бұрын
Surely, Ed Gamble not realizing that he was throwing a bouncy rubber egg was a much bigger and more spectacular fail than David Baddiel's attempt at that task??
@Adrianovaz20074 жыл бұрын
I love Baddiel's fail because it was caused mainly by Jo's lazy and to the point approach, and iirc she nabbed what, 4 points in that one didn't she?
@calumburgess-wylie43169 ай бұрын
The best part of David's attempt is Ed's excitement when the egg turns back towards the line, perfect after their show animosity earlier
@zyaicob3 жыл бұрын
Greg: "It's such a shame I've gotta take his first attempt" Rhod, ever the pragmatist: "Maybe just take his second attempt, I would suggest"
@explosiveramennoodles4 жыл бұрын
I hope Aisling's "loaf of bread *in the lab* " moment is in here EDIT: It wasn't, but these are all just as good, so I'm happy with it
@cdmonmcginn75614 жыл бұрын
or rhod gilberts glasses one
@lancingknight4 жыл бұрын
Or James' circle task
@tessbolick66053 жыл бұрын
@@lancingknight my eyes are circles
@MinekEzQM3 жыл бұрын
I'm still wondering if there was a knife hidden in the caravan loaf. Knowing Alex - there might have been.
@Eggzy-b7f2 жыл бұрын
Weirdo eh
@dougswamprat52754 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it doesn't matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye... will be the greatest analogy for Phil's yellow jumpsuit.
@keanee4 жыл бұрын
No Jess Knappett falling off the stage??!?
@jlust66604 жыл бұрын
That was kind of a win considering she fell due to her bomb ass walk which was a part of the challenge
@keanee4 жыл бұрын
Jakob Lust I guess she got the bonus point!
@logan_page4 жыл бұрын
It'll probably be in part 2
@oddaudiocrafting4 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing... especially right after it had been asked how they would not fall off the stage & pointed out the blindfolds would NOT be on during the walk, so this shouldn't be a concern.
@Koko-pm4qq4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious ngl
@tobyb10184 жыл бұрын
These clips are all great but my favourite moment is when Greg turns to Alex to finish the sentence re the ogres story “which is an act of..” and Alex panics and says “happiness “
@therranolleo4684 жыл бұрын
the red carpet potato fail HAS to make it to part 2, that one just broke my heart
@DieNextInLINE3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely would have accepted Phil's great answer of Homer writing the Iliad. He could have even said his story drew inspiration from Kronos!
@PJSproductions974 жыл бұрын
The teabag task was the first time I realized this show was more about outside-the-box thinking and not making assumptions than just being arbitrarily good at inane things.
@ruthviknadiger92054 жыл бұрын
How is the legendary "Bastard's crying innit" not included in this?
@Pashizzle5004 жыл бұрын
That was a masterpiece not a failure
@kcolloran4 жыл бұрын
@Taylor The way Paul Choudhury was definitely wrong. But so charming, innit?
@sfshinz3 жыл бұрын
Work of Art, innit.
@721deco83 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't matter sometimes how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye" One of my favs
@doing_aok4 жыл бұрын
james’s hula hoop success will hurt to no end
@Friendlysociopath4 жыл бұрын
For anyone who feels bad for James and the Hula-Hoop bit- IIRC Greg *does* actually still make him the winner somehow because he believes James actually practiced while he doubted the other guy so much as touched one since the first part of the task.
@heatherwhited57354 жыл бұрын
The other guy?! That sir is Phillip Wang, and he is a consummate haggler.
@Friendlysociopath4 жыл бұрын
@@heatherwhited5735 I couldn't remember if it was Wang or Wong and didn't want to be Wrong.
@hunbi18752 жыл бұрын
@@Friendlysociopath its not wrong. its wang.
@thewanderingmistnull2451 Жыл бұрын
The task was who improved the most adn during their first attempt James clearly had a lower negative growth than Phillip since they lasted about the same time but Phillip's initial performance was so much longer.
@Finsternis..4 ай бұрын
@@heatherwhited5735 Yes, we have all seen his wang, no reason to be mean to him about his poor fashion sense.
@wiiuandmii76194 жыл бұрын
Before watching the video: Any water cooler moment that was not Sally's. Noel's impressive throw. "Without moving the fishbowls." Roisin not eating a melon. Will edit later to check for correctness. Edit: ...maybe in part two?
@squalloogal4 жыл бұрын
Still would love to see a Best of the Worst competition. Could you imagine? They’re all so entertaining. There should be two prizes, the winner of that series and a opposite of champions trophy, the worst of the worst, bottom of the pile brilliance. ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love them so much.
@hayreddinbarbarossa6614 жыл бұрын
When are we going to get a compilation of all the extra tasks individuals are given that the others don't have to do?
@steved81934 жыл бұрын
I'd love a compilation of people completely misreading (or forgetting limitations on) tasks, such as Aisling cutting the loaf in the wrong room.
@jfarrmhouse Жыл бұрын
And cutting herself repeatedly while doing it! 😆 Would like to think Alex would have stopped her from, at the very least, MULTIPLE cuts, had she went to the proper area 😆
@JohnSmithShields Жыл бұрын
Without moving the bowls.
@Halinspark7 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmithShieldsDara holding the milk jugs.
@homagetogorto4 жыл бұрын
I love it when the contestants mistake game items for snacks. Like Mel eating Alex’s dinner, or when they were told not to eat chocolate but they did anyway.
@Eggzy-b7f2 жыл бұрын
They weren't told not to eat it lmao They just didn't read it so
@whip-poor-wont4 жыл бұрын
"What's happened here is, I've had a bit of the ol' fit of rage" Relatable
@kevinw7124 жыл бұрын
well done for including just one David Baddiel bit as this could've literally been just him.
@JoeBleasdaleReal4 жыл бұрын
Iain Stirling wanting to be a champion of champions and then producing THAT wet fart of a volcano just about sums up the fact that an actual champion of champions never ASPIRES TO BE a champion of champions.
@dion7894 жыл бұрын
Katherine, Kerry and Lou did. They were the most competitive ones in their groups. They were in it for the win rather than the fun.
@no_peace3 жыл бұрын
You gotta want it
@iliketrains34952 жыл бұрын
Nah, because... Ed Gamble exists.
@wystxrr3 жыл бұрын
the fact that there are multiple parts to this says enough, i love this show so much
@jess2284 жыл бұрын
I always sit through the ads for Taskmaster's channel. What can I say, I'm a hero.
@zyaicob3 жыл бұрын
Phil Wang's story task fills me with great joy.
@ClipCrew3 жыл бұрын
"He's eaten his own child, which is an act of... Ha- Happiness"
@omniscient.nescience4 жыл бұрын
Ed and David's "Draw a picture on the back of your opponent should be here!"
@laurenjcoates4 жыл бұрын
Joe Wilkinson stepping on the line... when you realize for the first time what’s happened, it’s just soul-crushing
@maiarostved4 жыл бұрын
I will never get over James failing the hula hoop challenge in the studio. I felt so bad for him
@octoBadger Жыл бұрын
How was Phil's oral tradition story a fail? Solid win in my book, the guy's a genius (yeah, ok he missed the pen and paper, but composing in his brain is arguably more impressive). I love Phil and his oh-so-prominent Wang
@Sunprism2 жыл бұрын
If anyone is wondering, the reason Iain's volcano didn't work was because he poured the cola out of the bottle, thereby releasing too much of the carbonation
@PortsTM4 жыл бұрын
Love how the opening shot is just Paul separating the plastic walls with the phrase in his head being "I'm ready!"
@gromcom4 жыл бұрын
My favourite fail has to be Nish immediately breaking his egg on the 'toss the egg through the basketball hoop task'.
@DanGolag3 жыл бұрын
And him trying to lob a coconut, hitting a pylon, and having it roll back to him.
@stevenlowdon77864 жыл бұрын
David Baddiel’s “I’d like to point out I was the only one not to get a round of applause”.
@haleycarpenter76064 жыл бұрын
Phil’s giggle at 4:57 is adorable ☺️
@dimensionalremi4 жыл бұрын
i hope in the next part of this we get mawaan trying to fill an egg with helium. genuinely made me laugh just thinking about it now
@Onionjellysarcasm4 жыл бұрын
I hope Jessica Knappet’s circle-drawing failure is on the next list. Always makes me laugh
@katekrauss1124 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the most spectacular walk/fall.
@DavidMcSweeney-j9f Жыл бұрын
"It's not how grand the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@squalloogal4 жыл бұрын
Phil Wang...Nish...Roisin...Rose... so many epically wondrous fails. This could be a series on its own.
@CamAlmeida4 жыл бұрын
The real part 1 was that video of Alex's attempts to get a greeting from James.
@HarlequinSkin4 жыл бұрын
I hope that Mel's meltdown in the task "Move an egg into an eggcup, without touching the two" is added to Part 2. They were advised that each item they touched could add 2 minutes.. and Mel immediately touched every single item.
@HarlequinSkin4 жыл бұрын
@soiung toiue Yep, S4 E2
@michaelscott93254 жыл бұрын
My favourite part of the week is Thursday when a taskmaster episode airs on KZbin. This show is amazing
@TrevorCopter Жыл бұрын
The thing about David’s rubber egg is that it probably would’ve rolled back into the safe zone if he hadn’t freaked out 😂😂
@Vulcanfaux25 күн бұрын
Seeing that room at 13:00 and how empty it was is quite the contrast compared to how the room is decorated now.
@Yashirmare4 жыл бұрын
No-one gonna mention how genius Frank's use of the cardboard box was?
@blackrocket43824 жыл бұрын
We need to see potato tossing in another part, that was just so heartbreaking
@rageagainstmyhairline55744 жыл бұрын
No-one pointed out it's _DIET_ coke to him lol.
@GiovanniBoss4 жыл бұрын
It also works with regular coke, just not as well.
@aquilegia97344 жыл бұрын
I think the more obvious mistake was wasting loads of time between opening the cola bottle and throwing the mentos in!
@rageagainstmyhairline55744 жыл бұрын
@@GiovanniBoss The reaction he was going for is Diet Coke, though. That's like saying steel is combustible, just not as much as potassium. While you're teaching a science class about combustible metals. And have given the students a strip of steel to get the potassium reaction to fire. Yes, I edited this. Yes, it's long-winded and a dubious metaphor; but goddamn it, I've had five beers and I feel like being pompous and stupid at the same time.
@GiovanniBoss4 жыл бұрын
@@rageagainstmyhairline5574 Weird analogy, and a bit of an over exaggerated one, but I see your point. It would still have worked well if he had a decent choke point and, as Aquilegia said above, haven't wasted the carbon dioxide.
@dansmart31824 жыл бұрын
Also the shape of the bottle helps shoot out the cola.
@Tafyra4 жыл бұрын
James Acaster’s elevator task better be in here (I haven’t finished the video)
@keithgraham85884 жыл бұрын
I have a suggestion for when you do compilation videos. Maybe put the series and episode number so people can go back and watch episodes they might have missed.
@lottewinter88314 жыл бұрын
All these Taskmaster videos are just what I need
@kurtisharen2 жыл бұрын
"Define the term 'Mug' for me, please" "A vessel with a handle that you drink from" *Breaks handle from provided cup, glues to wheelbarrow, fills wheelbarrow with water and takes a drink from it" "By your definition, this is now a mug. I now have a larger target to aim for."
@tbz15514 жыл бұрын
Romesh at the end celebrating a failure becoming slightly less failure-ish. 😂
@ThatFreeWilliam3 жыл бұрын
I love that this is a part one because we all just know...
@slothfulcobra4 жыл бұрын
they really should've juxtaposed frank skinner being great at throwing teabags with his video of impressively standing up backwards
@jk76903 жыл бұрын
the volcano was truly heartbreaking. He put so much effort into it haha
@katiehouston29604 жыл бұрын
David Baddiel annoying Ed Gamble during the live task is my favourite and it saddens me that it isn't here
@TheBrenzo114 жыл бұрын
Thank you for donating these to posterity, I fear future generations will not know how to deal with the realization the life is absurd. We on the other hand have found practical applications for it.
@williambarnes50233 жыл бұрын
"Throw the teabag into the mug from the furthest distance." Alright, I'm gonna need one of those tee shirt cannons, and a reaaaaaally big mug.
@pontifexcellence66484 жыл бұрын
Ian’s ‘vol’ and ‘cano’ argument is actually fairly sensible.
@TraitorsEra3 жыл бұрын
11 months later: Still waiting for a part 2
@sophiad3484 жыл бұрын
I am convinced that the guy in the thumbnail is the love child of Greg and Alex
@nikbol43below4 жыл бұрын
I'm still mad about that James Acaster one. He was so good at hula hooping!
@emolgana4 жыл бұрын
if we're talking "most heartbreaking moments" def joe touching the red green in the potato golf task
@mylatahiri25724 жыл бұрын
So quickly I forgot the video title and really expected that first volcano to be epic
@iliketrains34952 жыл бұрын
15:10 *Aisling Bea has entered the chat*
@joegrimes92323 жыл бұрын
My favourite "team building" activity like these was from when I was 17 doing a BTEC first in public services, which basically means a sociology degree for idiots. A Duke of Edinborough award for dropouts. Its a makeup credit. We were in the peak district in the UK. In a shared acommodation. We were expected to get up at 4am, jog on the spot and form a line and go on a 3 mile run. Well Me and a South African fella called Joe Colman decided screw that. We talked to several members of our team and we had the fortunate luck of being the last room for rollcall. So we got up. Did the jumping and ran as far as the door. We shut it behind them and went back to bed. We thought we'd get an earful. The teacher pulled us aside and said "i wish you'd told me first. I'd have joined you. We're getting chips in Matlock" He was trying to be so stern, he couldn't and just dropped the facade. He was a great teacher and after that "incident" taught us a great deal. A BTEC uniformed public service degree it was called and was meant for people to go on to become officers in the military. My teachers hated the course. We hated it. Not because military service isn't important. It is. But it was because it was deemed the sieve to catch those who failed to hit a grade. My GCSE Maths was D Grade. Officers aren't looking for a grade to become systems engineers or businessmen. They are career. Our teacher knew. We knew. So for a year it felt like MASH. lol. We were Hawkeye and Trapper that went along and did what we were told and did it well. But push the military situps and routemarches? We'd sly rebel. Mr Smith ( generic name I know, but anyone from Long Eaton, England knew him) gave me this advice over an illicit glass of wine: "you got a D in Maths? Tell em you got a pass and if they question it? Then it's an accounting job. Your'e an idiot for applying. Anyone else will ignore it and get you an interview. You seem alright to me Grimes. You're not an idiot, you've got your head screwed on. You aren't military. He passed away in 2015. But he was such a teacher. He was right. I wrote C in maths on my CV and I've held a job for 10 years. Lol Colman? I wish I knew. We made a good row team. One of our tasks was navigating a white water rapid (jeese it sounds like juvinile torture) me and Colman just went ahead. Saluted some women, us taking the piss. He motioned to them and loudly yelled "Mr Grimes" I yelled back " Mr Colman" and we saluted as our kyak. Sorry "canoe" drifted. lol. Good times
@joegrimes92323 жыл бұрын
One juvinile task was at midnight we were told to jump out a jeep. We had to navigate using a map and boil a pot of tea in our base ( how british) on a midnight task that covered 20 miles on map. Obviously our target was HQ . How were we supposed to round up 50 odd teenage prats. We tasked it all to one guy we nicknamed "grey fox" after metal gear solid and was the gung ho guy who wanted to be military. I was tasked to look after "bravo" the team of women who were on the course. We smoked and joked until our man was inside the walls . He radioed "callsign something" then we kicked up a stink. We had a great laugh. Grey fox won. The teachers shone a torch on us "we caught you" we laughed and went silent. When the day was done and we were exposed as the decoy? Lool Colman and I laughed
@davidhoward4373 жыл бұрын
The Homer reference was brilliant!
@Dabbtrabb4 жыл бұрын
You missed the key point to the tea bag task, the epic Box rant!! And all the box jokes that followed.
@lottewinter88314 жыл бұрын
Part two should have Noel Fielding playing hide and seek, Hugh Denis's 'fat bald white man' drawing and Tim Key's horse/rat
@chelseawildflowerloftinwey19454 жыл бұрын
Mel getting up close to the canvas and painting a gibbon
@me-lb7ws18 күн бұрын
Love that those halfday bags have free returns, it sure came in handy for a friend of mine who fell for the add.
@13strong2 жыл бұрын
This needs to be updated with Katherine Parkinson putting wellies on the table legs and calling it a spider.
@keiraroberts21133 жыл бұрын
James Acaster’s This Is My Best Noise task should be in here. 😂
@flamingowilliams96643 жыл бұрын
This is such wholesome fun x
@whatyousaidbud2 жыл бұрын
Even though this is a fail reel, I fully expected the volcano to be spectacular!!
@Madfattdeeb4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this video. I needed some funny 😊
@MegaFastbro2 жыл бұрын
I love how the people in the background of the series 5 task don't question what's happening
@levimcglinchey58434 жыл бұрын
I love that Iain is the thumbnail.
@heatherwhited57354 жыл бұрын
Phil is so damn goofy and I definitely want to marry him just a little bit.
@simontay48514 жыл бұрын
"...and I definitely want to marry him just a little bit." I would've thought a lot with that big bulge.
@heatherwhited57354 жыл бұрын
Ah well 😉
@Finsternis..4 ай бұрын
I can appreciate in the Hula task that people, at least seemingly, genuinly thought Greg should evaluate the second attempt. While I also apprectiate rules, it's at least good sportsmanship.