Series 9 Complete Outtakes - Part 1 | Taskmaster

Oh look! It's the first bunch of outtakes from Series 9, starring David Baddiel, Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo.
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In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.

[@beyouinyourlife]

to be fair his name is very close to "egg scramble"

[@FutureDeep]

If you tell him that he disappears in a cloud of sparkles, never to appear again.

[@MontyMonferno]

David saying he's wearing a bra and Jo saying she isn't wearing a bra simultaneously is amazing XD

[@kurtsudheim825]

I had stayed that many rimes, she couldn't be askedup or in effort

[@mrquirky3626]

I didn't think the Ed/David drawing task could get any funnier but the addition of Alex being uncomfortable with Rose's bra just adds to the reasons it's still my favourite stage task ever.

[@mikkinkead6563]

And it satisfies a persistent question of mine! Ive wondered about bra interference in this task.

[@iliketrains3495]

@@mikkinkead6563 it's suggested that was the reason they changed the teams, removing the awkwardness of a man having to draw across a woman's bra strap, but when Katy brought it up Alex looked as if he never anticipated the disadvantage.

[@JohnSmithShields]

​@@iliketrains3495he's in charge of admin

[@kurtsudheim825]

Ed angry moments were the pinnacle of the entire show

[@kurtsudheim825]

​@@iliketrains3495possibly, but I don't see how drawing across their back makes it awkward, it's just a bump, an interference, not like drawing across the front

[@tailsofpearls]

Oh my god its a crime they cut all the Egg content. "Egg is boiling" killed me

[@kurtsudheim825]

I think it was just to obvious

[@Si74l0rd]

I'd have gone with Egg is simmering.

[@rufusdrumknottvgc]

Katherine's complete bewilderment and gentle concern as if she thinks Alex is actually about to show Greg a porn video absolutely kills me

[@benzaiten933]

I always love when Ed, or Egg, tries to act like he's not completely eaten up by the need to win - only to miserably fail.

[@thunderverna]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@matthewlloyd3654]

If one task had been "pretend that you don't mind losing this task" he'd have failed so badly Rose would've taken the series

[@guaposneeze]

You mean Ann Veal?

[@regrettablemuffin9186]

I don’t know if these fandoms cross over at all, but can you imagine him competing with Brennan Lee Mulligan?

[@K.Arashi]

@@regrettablemuffin9186 this venn diagram is basically a circle

[@ciaraquick]

Seeing Alex in these outtakes is like listening to your mum gossip with her friends or your teacher drunk

[@daruddock]

Loving the outtakes from all seasons being released.

[@Zach90888]

Rereleased* they’re all individually on KZbin + a few others (Sausage or finger extended and all of rhod Gilbert’s insults)

[@peterclarke7006]

I love it when two of the contestants strike up a bit of a double act. Egg and David's "odd couple" relationship is easily a highpoint of this series, just as Frankie and Ivo's adorable grumpy, slightly sociopathic uncle/clever-but-inept nephew routine was in their series.

[@alexread6767]

That last clip about the world's longest tongue might be the most I've laughed all week

[@dascubaguy]

“Easier to lick around the beaver than the beaver itself” 😅

[@brinsonopinion]

"often the case", LMAO

[@lamwingsum9532]

the way Ed smiled when David made the egg boiling joke,, quite wholesome haha,, i reallyed like this series!!! ::)

[@kathleen1697]

I just rewatched series 9 last week and was like "Why is no one addressing that Alex called Ed egg???" 😂

[@samara_w3273]

hahah so they kept that clip in in the end

[@UncleCyborg]

@@samara_w3273 Not the entire clip. It's just that Alex called him Egg in the episode, and then the show moved on without explanation, leaving us viewers confused. This clip provides context.

[@lasagnahog7695]

I would pay so much money for the raw studio footage. I would watch every single second.

[@YOURteacher_100]

I mean you can get payed to see the raw studio footage, just need a degree

[@jrbship]

Makes me wonder how long it actually takes to film one episode. The banter goes on and on

[@kevinw712]

for UK panel shows that produce 30-45 minute shows, each individual studio record can last up to about 3 hours. mind you, that's not 3 hours of "viewable" material (even in this video's context), that's the time they're all there and activity is happening. for instance with TM, especially for the live tasks that are more complicated with messy props and whatnot, it can take them awhile to fully come back down off the stage and properly into their seats so that Greg can start assessing the points. You can even get a glimpse of this in one of the series 15 episodes, when Ivo is given his low score on one of the live tasks, he says "yeah, I started mentally processing that result about a half hour ago".

[@jrbship]

@@kevinw712 thanks for the detailed reply. When watching close enough it is possible to find a lot of the edit points. It seems like TM in general has so many outtakes that it would take ages just to get one episode recorded!

[@alexmott507]

SERIES NINE MY BELOVED Possibly the best cast the show has had, though 5 and 7 are very close.

[@JustJustSid]

It's crazy to me how different people see it. While I did enjoy 9, in my opinion nothing holds a candle to 7 and 15, the two best seasons and cast in my opinion.

[@SaabEJ]

Right? To each their own, but I found this season to be the weakest imo. @@JustJustSid Not to say i didn't enjoy it however.

[@tobyb1018]

Yep 5, 7, 9, and since it’s been in channel 4, think the last two series join those as the top five for me

[@lucasoheyze4597]

Baddiel sucked all the fun out of this season.

[@TheDemonicPenguin]

@@JustJustSid I thought 13, 14 and 16 were way better than 15 so to each their own. Also love 5, 7, 9.

[@brinsonopinion]

This crew was VILE and they all loved doing it as much as I loved watching this LMAO!!!

[@TylerMann]

I love during the beaver conversation, Jo Brand just sitting there quietly, not laughing at anything anybody says.

[@minixtvbox]

Jos a fat fart

[@anumeon]

"The area surrounding the beaver was easier to lick than the beaver itself." "That is often the case"

[@sirsoothsayer]

"Call him Licasso." "Why would you call him Licasso??"

[@gianabakanos9131]

‘WHAT HAPPENED PHYSICALLY’ ‘WHY DOES EVERYONE UNDERSTAND AND I DONT?’ ed’s ‘NO YOU DONT’ jo 'WELL SHUT UP THEN' at 8:37 that whole outtake had me howling

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

I felt such sympathy for David in that moment. 😅

[@curioushoodie]

I'm so happy to see "Part 1" in the title! I can't get enough of this group! Can't wait for the next one!

[@danteschrotenboer8992]

After taskmaster is done airing they should release the epasoids again but have it be full uncut with all the outakes because this is great.

[@bluesbest1]

Pretty sure each episode would be multiple hours, but I doubt anyone would complain.

[@kirnpu]

The outtakes just make my enjoyment of the seasons even greater. These are fabulous! I always love it when Alex is uncomfortable.

[@namenamename390]

4:40 "What's the point of replacing *BEEP* with 'minge'?" Well there's your answer

[@ciaraquick]

Incredible outtakes from this season - David Badiel saying what happened physically

[@redumptious2544]

I would be absolutely thrilled for a Di-Greg-tors Cut of the show!!

[@Zach90888]

Egg is boiling

[@rebecca-rosesantamaria254]

I’m crying from laughing, so glad all the outtakes are being uploaded. I knew they’d be funny but I didn’t know they’d be THIS feckin hilarious

[@ComaGraphit]

Bra-admin, I'm dying 😂

[@skinner3776]

The Ed/David drawing task scene is what I show folks to get them into the show and no one has regrets it.

[@adamplace1414]

Rose Matafeo was my Taskmaster crush for this series - though to be fair, Egg wasn't far behind.

[@devttyUSB0]

This is so minging awesome. :D

[@just-tess]

LOLOL I remember when Alex called him Egg, now I understand why they had to keep it in!

[@21centdregs]

goddamn the long tongue licasso got me really screamin with laughter. ahh taskmaster is the best

[@iamdb1990]

petition for Taskmaster DVDs with all the outtakes and extra stuff

[@blackdragoncyrus]

Series 9 was such a mood, one of my favourites, next to 7.

[@Jnoooooo]

This compilation is mingeing good.

[@isaacsmith6913]

All that, from a man who’s never eaten an egg in his life, is frankly amazing

[@winterlighthome]

One of my favorite casts!

[@viva2archive]

6:27 Censor missed one… or perhaps leaving that particular expletive in is a meta joke by the editor

[@JacktheRah]

I ought to see one of these shows live one day. I got multiple asthma attacks from laughing watching this video. 😄

[@veedubyu]

Thank you for releasing the outtakes!

[@kellyheidel4337]

There were a couple of these I’d never seen…Thanks, Taskmaster! 😊

[@johndenverfan]

Greg and Alex Are Brilliant

[@Tess791]

I cannot thank you enough for these outtakes!!!!! :-))))

[@beastModeRocco]

I didn't want this video to end :(

[@sfshinz]

I love Rose’s minging.

[@poniesinthemist]

So funny. Thanks for uploading. Really cheered me up. 😊

[@saplingtarot]

They should prescribe these videos. Truly life enhancing and soul healing.

[@tobyb1018]

Alex is genuinely awkward around lady things / chat…how did he ever end up married with children?! 😂

[@annsmith9196]

I can't wait for the next series.

[@siramea]

the look on Ed's face Greg is scoring mount Rushmore, 3:06 when his is clearly not the most like mount Rushmore.

[@barneymetcalfe8896]

Egg really was boiling

[@Rangecrosoft]

If Gamble painted the beaver with his tongue, would that be Egghead?

[@brinsonopinion]

[@lecantalouprouge]

8:18 Alex's face showing genuine concern about what David said really got me 😂

[@karolinawww6834]

The only show that makes me instantly happy

[@BlackLyam]

Alex miming "Puma" when Greg says it.... beautiful.

[@VariablePenguin]

Oh my god. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard at the last bit. 😂

[@manicfoot]

This is minging amazing.

[@lawrencecalablaster568]

This might be fair to say about most seasons, but this might be the most unhinged season of this show.

[@hypernova9704]

So what did this outtake teach us? It taught us that David is the funniest person off screen, Alex can't pronounce Ed's name properly and the drawing task CAN get funnier.

[@KillerKilometers]

Its so funny how geniunely upset alex was with the bra, its like a little schoolboy afraid of cooties

[@Grecianfan1]

Yep I did it...Paused this to search for a man painting a beaver with his tongue.

[@MrPeterhe]

Thanks, now I had to do it too. 😂

[@TheMrDrMs]

I'd love raw, unedited, episodes. So much fun to watch.

[@em43675]

Series 9 my beloveds ❤

[@whynotanyting]

Oh man I wish some of these outtakes were in the show

[@Nebuloid1]

lickasso got me effin dyin over here.

[@javiera126]

Am i the only one who thinks Sean Lock would've been amazing at this show??

[@lud3re384]

You're not. Ever since Lee Mack got on the show I can't help but think that Sean would've been amazing on Taskmaster.

[@Bman1878]

Haha, no. I wanted him on the show for years. Gone too soon unfortunately. I'd love to see Vic Reeves, Matt Berry and Richard Ayoade have a go though

[@pommiegirl8079]

Sean would have been fucking amazing! He wouldn't have given 2 shits & I would have been there for it

[@kevinw712]

not long after I first found the show during when series 7 was airing, I conceived my very first "dream 5 lineup", and Sean Lock was absolutely in there. granted I had very little hope of it ever happening, because I think even by that point Sean had said he wasn't too interested in doing any more new panel shows than what he'd already been involved in.

[@R.Daneel]

And for the final task of the show... each of you will find you have a box in front of you. Alex has hidden a carrot in one of the boxes....

[@shikarifox4337]

This series is why I hope we get Taskmaster Uncut someday, even if each episode is 3 hours, would be incredible.

[@JB-tx6wt]

'I'm in charge of admin' is stupidly funny with context

[@weatherwitchandfelinefamiliars]

Bloody brilliant 😂😂😂

[@boopadoopie9897]

Anyone else notice they bleeped all the swears except for the one at 6:28

[@thundrgigglz3818]

These outtakes are hilarious. They're just as funny as the show! haha

[@ytisfulloffreaks4189]

3:38 Brilliant line from 'Egg' hHaha

[@teddy8369]

eating this while watching a creme egg - never felt better :D

[@Peteroranje]

David is very funny!

[@kischtrine]

When do we get uncut Episodes? 😍

[@pwnmasteh]

Egg Gamble is my favorite

[@nefwaenre]

The fact that even when they're laughing their tits off they just don't break character. How insanely good is that?? My Zod!

[@deskish3930]

lost my mind at david at his most deadpan asking "why would you call him lick-asso"

[@WhiteWolf496]

Lickasso LOLOLOL

[@DatDenDude]

Task: “Paint a picture of a Beaver using only your tongue”

[@SquiresIsle]

I love how they never seemed to realize he painted A PICTURE OF A BEAVER instead of painting a live beaver.

[@OoJoshioO]

It's quite astonishing, I only understand about 50% of the spoken words right now. However, I can feel the ease and the jokes fully, and I'm laughing my head off. Probably, I'm laughing at my own stupidity, but this show is just awesome :D I hope ChatGPT translates the nonsense for me :D PS now in German: Ich mag Alex....ich mag alle,es ist zu schön,liebe Eure Show und wünsche alles gute :) MfG aus Augsburg

[@ra3511]

Licasso!

[@sfshinz]

If Licasso is trying to paint a beaver, he does’t know front from back.

[@melnoli]

I feel I have done myself injury from laughing too hard

[@Mine4062]

"Complete Outtakes....Part 1"? Doesn't that make it incomplete outtakes?

[@JithinJacob333]

The audience gets a lot more fun than home audiences

[@pommiegirl8079]

Good to hear one "fucking" made it past the censor!

[@andrewwhite1305]

Greg making an imaginary egg sanger...

[@VonBlade]

7:44 You can hear Katy discussing whether she did it quicker, and that she thinks she's good.

[@iainjames03]

I'm guessing about three people got the "furniture repair person" joke... 😂😂

[@mialovejoy]

i didn't get it can you please explain? 🙏

[@MrHunter1596]

Egg Scramble

[@Magic_Magpie]

I want full uncut episodes to be put on Channel 4's app

[@saividhyakannan]

OMG! I just noticed that Greg's wearing Indian autorickshaw socks!!!

[@genghiscan2918]

Egg Gamble

[@subberfischer]

Crying

[@just-tess]

ermagerd I *need* to go to a live taping.

[@ayrtonhockaday]

Who on earth was the make up artist at 5.40?? Did easyjet sponsor that episode?? 😂

[@jfckq]

Egg is boiling.