Taste of Luxury Episode 2: Spa

Justin and Dwight seek out a luxurious 20-hand massage
(Ed. Note: These episodes were filmed in 2017.)
Credits:
Director/ Editor: Tom Levin
DP: Doug Glover
Producer: Scott Pourroy
Production Design: Ackenpucky Design
Art Director: Jill LaFear
Production Superviser: Mo Lee
1st AC, DIT: Devon Nuckles
Sound: Carlos Zuniga
G/E Swing: Brody Wines
Cam Ops: Daniel McMullen, Eric Koval
Hair/MU: Mo Sue Mahaney
Key PA/Coordinator: John Mehaffey
PAs: Emma Ball, Blair Burns
PA, LA: Chris McDonald
Archival Research: Julia Belsen
Archival Research: Kaitlyn Mae Jones
Music:
"ALTER-ECO"
Composer: BAHRAM POURMAND, MANEESH DE MOOR
Courtesy of Extreme Music
"THE FOUR SEASONS (SPRING) - ALLEGRO"
Composer: ANTONIO VIVALDI
Courtesy of Extreme Music/Public Domain
"BRANDENBURG CONCERTO NO.3 IN G - ALLEGRO"
Composer: JOHANN SEBASTIAN BACH
Courtesy of Extreme Music/Public Domain
"SYMPHONY NO.100 IN G MILITARY - MENUET E TRIO - MO"
Composer: JOSEPH HAYDN
Courtesy of Extreme Music/Public Domain

[@redrook]

I hope Patty is getting paid well.

[@kyzf]

They gave her $120 and kept the remain $11 for the rest of their production expenses

[@Tcop3]

I agree she’s adorable

[@lorenadiutori2946]

Give Vape Guy an Oscar for his impeccable comedic timing. Holy shit, that dude rules.

[@spacecat76]

I’m sorry for my stupid, but what was the funny timing?

[@sebastianvazquez2242]

@@spacecat76 the vape cloud floating into frame in the last shot I believe

[@lorenadiutori2946]

@@spacecat76 and also the fact that he was mid-rip when asked a question, then coughed out his answer. Just got me good.

[@howardyanow2883]

@@spacecat76 All that COTTON

[@quinnmarchese6313]

i love when they all turn to walk away, he just immediately reaches in his pocket and starts chuffin a huge one. just really takin some of that white stuff

[@ratpatrolgirl]

That right there is some non toxic masculinity. Just two platonic men comfortable with running to the edge of homoeroticism. We stan it.

[@iketheneek3531]

This was the most eloquent description of what has happened here, thank you

[@workchannel8053]

They even got engaged on Things I Bought at Sheetz. I want what they have tbh

[@sjrose5438]

TWO PRETTY BEST FRIENDS????

[@actualcryptid7625]

IMPOSSIBLE.

[@cpeterso]

Clearly not best friends, just friends at best

[@cheeryheart7487]

No it cant be

[@jcassidy13]

"This is weird, isn't it. I'm really sorry." Me to the waiter, when I tell him thank you for the fifth time when he refills my water.

[@LapsTaps]

"it's not a sex thing." Like this wasn't one of the most erotic videos I've ever seen.

[@Sher18929]

Patty is a legend and also the first massage scene is burnt into my brain. Oh, and the second one too.

[@BoojumFed]

Her name is Patricia But I call her... Delicia....

[@BoojumFed]

BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TRAVEL AGEEEEEENT IN TO-OWN!!

[@benjaminborhart3321]

Kinda want to drive to Huntington to book a trip

[@bricknolty5478]

I lost it when they panned up to her sign again 😭

[@_DRAMPF]

the double bathrobe is killing me

[@cheesetime]

Now THATS luxury

[@mysweetphantom]

I was about to say the REVEAL.

[@_DRAMPF]

@@Atari26 I smoke in my bathroom, so where does that leave us

[@blarg2429]

@@_DRAMPF In a bathroom full of smoke, presumably.

[@syd6964]

Watching 20 hands touching a person is particularly horrifying concept im so glad this was filmed in the Before Times

[@AlexOzenberger]

4:54 - [guy openly coughs in their faces] 2017 was a different time, huh?

[@Elvishswimmer]

Oooh, I was wondering when this was made cause a lot of it made 2020 me very uncomfortable

[@erinatkinson368]

I was thinking they need to charge them for assault asfdflfhskal

[@Adamisawesome1497]

The vape smoke at the end broke me

[@Coolkidudebro]

I wanted them to pull back and show the guy still standing there so bad

[@LauraLikesStarTrek]

I lost it when they took off their spa robes to reveal the smoking jackets

[@dementomstie]

Patty is the most patient travel agent in Huntington and deserves a float in the tarantula parade.

[@maggiejackson2160]

“Not in Maui though.” Pouting Justin is easily in my top 5 Justins.

[@Kayla-dd8hw]

please oh please give me the full justin list

[@blarg2429]

@@Kayla-dd8hw Seconding this.

[@itshaitime2089]

@@blarg2429 I'm thirding it I want the Juice list

[@maggiejackson2160]

Oh man, now I need to put something up! The order of these is subject to change, obvi: 5) Sanctimonious Oldest Brother Justin Has Had It With Your Japery 4) Pouting This-Is-Not-Remotely-How-I-Planned-It Justin 3) Justin Wants In On The Bit But Doesn’t Really Have Anything To Add 2) Justin Loves And Respects The Fuck Out Of Sydney 1) Genuinely Delighted To The Point Of An Asthma Attack Justin Others? Which Juices have I missed?

[@thebeanwitch2609]

@@maggiejackson2160 none, this is perfect in every way, thank you for your service

[@DarkwingSnark]

The fact people were so chill and ready to agree that alone was priceless, but I absolutely lost it over the quickly shouted 'IT'S NOT A SEX THING!' as Justin was running off.

[@frost9681]

"In your own uncle Kevin's guest bathroom" killed me

[@laurafrakinroslin]

(Close up on a toilet)

[@cbohan3]

We're pretty men and we like pretty things

[@vincentoberon3866]

That poor person at the end who needs help up from crouching and is then limping away.... real sacrifices must be made for art

[@callum7057]

“But it doesn’t fheeeeel like two hands Dwight, what does it feeeeel like” I’m dying

[@blxckberrybabe3573]

"we're pretty men" oh god don't take me back to the mountain dew thirst trap

[@johnthomason9980]

wait. wait hold on now. what's this mountain dew thirst trap business and why am i only hearing about it now??

[@ajaxbird2348]

@@johnthomason9980 Justin posted some pictures of himself wearing the “Sell Mtn Des Baja Blast in stores all the time” short before they did the virtual live show, and the pictures were definitely thirst traps (According to Sydnee “because Mountain Dew”

[@carlystuart1178]

@@ajaxbird2348 and it's... real hot.

[@puakaba]

i mean this legitimately, the hairband at 2:53 is a Very pretty look

[@basicindiebro]

I’ve had a huge crush on Justin for just about ever

[@abbiegibbs5924]

Patty is to this show what the Mayor of Huntington was to the MBMBaM show, and I love her

[@scobeymeister1]

I realize this was filmed in The Before Times but seeing such a large gathering is giving me The Anxiety™

[@blarg2429]

Large gatherings gave me The Anxiety™ even back then tbh.

[@robinbirb]

Tell Uncle Kevin I like his bathroom

[@finitehumanity]

I DIED when the 20-hand massage began. Truly spectacular.

[@BethAnn10987]

Humans touching strange humans??? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!

[@turner15]

You say it Beth.

[@joaogomes9405]

This was filmed in Ye Olden No Mask Days, before the great collapse of modern society

[@BethAnn10987]

@@joaogomes9405 but like StRANGE HUMANS RUBBING

[@Minefox25773]

In a panorama??

[@wastelandllama6241]

In your own uncle Kevin's guest bathroom😂

[@jameskollinger5488]

Oh god Patty is a saint.

[@meaganlongley618]

I’m so glad Patty is a reoccurring character

[@cooperolm9687]

The vape dude just fondling justin's earlobes really got me

[@cupofcakee]

you know justin BEGGED that guy to keep taking hits of his vape while he was talking addsjsjdksksll

[@matthewfalter6366]

Ah. This was filmed during... The Before Times.

[@sydney1429]

Justin said during I believe a mbmbam it was filmed in the before times they just never got to posting it until now. Edit- in the description it says it was filmed in 2017

[@starbucktargaryen473]

The Before Times

[@robina.9402]

When the cupping started, I may have shouted "Does Sydnee know about this!!'

[@tenthz]

I'm sure she supervised some of this ridiculousness....

[@Evilded]

The vaping guy is their pal, right? Was he the guy who Justin promised if he was on TV he'd get him on TV?

[@kaelynkelly-colon7170]

omg I hope so lmao the vape cloud at the end creeping in from left cracked me up

[@pirapiranha5517]

oh i think it is

[@navvmalav]

def is lmao

[@Har1eywood]

nah he was in the tv show

[@justintyler9735]

That's Jason, he was in the cult episode of MBMBaM the TV show.

[@muffetreallycant9321]

Taako and Kravitz: we are pretty boyz who love pretty things.

[@girl555ethereal]

😎hey old self😎😎 Crystal kingdom is coming 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@joethanks8479]

Nothing says luxury like Lucida Calligraphy

[@lordtachanka903]

“It feels like two hands and two feet Justin”

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

A 10 Hand Massage Sounds Like A Nightmare Feast For My Anxiety.

[@ycsdramaqueen]

Justin McElroy forever looking like the kid from that 1950's hot dog advertisement meme. Although, with this look I think he might've graduated to something more mature like pomade or cigarettes.

[@Curufean]

Everything about this series is upsetting.

[@warriorlizard7246]

It's sad to see how removed from the real world the upper echelons of society are...

[@magiciangob]

It's like a nice person version of Succession.

[@wilsonissweet]

Did Justin’s first blow at 3:47 sound like a heavy ass metal band to anyone else?

[@NoukSilver]

Nah dude, I heard that too. :'D

[@summertilling4023]

Wow, that's uncanny.

[@sleuthed]

I was reminded more so of Griffin's Noise (that was a weird sneeze)

[@bicarbonat1]

The petulant way Justin murmured, "Not in Maui, though..." 😂

[@frozenbean]

"Bon vivant" is a very good way to describe Dwight Slappe.

[@cielfuntomhive]

ok. when they took off their robes and still had their original robes underneath. i’m dead

[@elijahh2220]

I _have_ to believe, for my own social anxiety's sake, that the people at the park were all plants.

[@ramseydoon8277]

"We're pretty men. And we like pretty things." is an amazing line and it would have fit perfectly in every episode of "Things I Bought At Sheetz"

[@ratpatrolgirl]

Miss Patty is back!!! What an icon!

[@jasper3706]

Uncle Kevin has a nice guest bathroom

[@1313kurochi]

I missed this team up. Glad to have Dwight back.

[@myownnovember]

god the uncle kevin’s bathroom line KILLED ME, these are fantastic

[@NoukSilver]

As a fellow Anxiety-haver I just FELT Justin's discomfort at the ear massage. Yikes.

[@melinamunoz4076]

“We’re pretty men. And we like pretty things”

[@kittykat490]

The slow gentle disembodied vape cloud floating in from stage left at the end really got me

[@BostonTerrierLOVE]

This was so visceral holy shit. Also, whether those were real randos or staged, the power needed to go up and ask that is truly off the charts. This whole thing was incredible and fun and I can't believe I've slept on this so long.

[@skullisbones]

the white robes over the fancy robes.. incredible

[@Giga-lemesh]

Wow, the people of Huntington are really down to do weird stuff

[@thebadpoet]

I was not expecting a new color of turtleneck for each episode. I am delighted. Almost as delighted as I am that Patty is back.

[@rosePetrichor]

Maybe my favourite moment in this is the cut after the sequence of Justin massaging Dwight. Just as you're coming down from the glorious awkwardness of Justin clambering on top of Dwight's oily back, boom, there they are in the tub.

[@bigbigandy1211]

Struggling to get up because of bad knees and / or your legs going to sleep is a real vibe I live everyday.

[@Weasleyboy17]

This is hilarious. The style of humor is like a cross between Portlandia and What we do in the Shadows

[@jesin945]

How is this not more popular?

[@fireballninja01]

i cannot get over the genius framing of the big massage

[@toryslapper69]

The bathroom reveal was absolutely stellar

[@christinaperez1878]

"You're free"... So Humble

[@DefinitelyEllie]

I almost passed out from laughing at the 20 hand massage

[@hardyworld]

This is Premium Gold content. Fabulous! But the note in the description has me puzzled: You've held onto this since 2017?! It took 3 years for this fruit to ripen? Great Job! Nailed it.

[@cleodello]

Uncle Kevin does have a lovely guest bathroom, to be fair.

[@TheFrenchtheLlama]

I love it whenever they cut right before Justin starts laughing

[@PJTMercury]

Happy early Christmas! I wasn't expecting these episodes to be uploaded at the same time.

[@MissingPlatypus]

idk how much direction went into being like "okay you need to touch these two men and also kind of make a face like you've smelled a bad fart and you're trying not to make a scene of it" but they kind of nailed it, I'm very proud of the art put forth today

[@beholden8]

I’m sobbing that 20 hand massage is some of the wildest stuff I’ve ever seen

[@cupofcakee]

Patty is a star, she’s such a good straight man

[@greyisnthere]

5:32 I can't fully articulate why, but the fact that the guy got his elbows into it just- idk but I just choked on my spit

[@controversial8109]

It's the poor woman limping away at the end for me 😭💔

[@marshallgregory2936]

As someone with extremely high intolerance for invasions to my personal space....this was very uncomfortable for me to watch....I loved it...

[@geckobrain]

The robes over top of the other robes was pretty funny

[@Moxximillion]

This series and Things I Bought At Sheetz are my go-to comfort shows

[@mattmcglashanstand-upcomed7011]

Please make more videos like this, y'all got the goods!

[@laurenyork6095]

I haven't cackled this unrestrainedly in several months. Genuinely some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, as per usual. We really needed this in the Now Times, thank you for releasing it.

[@IDontKnowCorp]

The pay off is so so so good in this one

[@tubapeppers]

2:09 me in the drive thru "is it cheaper without the lettuce and tomato?"

[@RyanSpargo]

I feel richer for having seen these. Luxury indeed.

[@mar6737]

I died when Justin said, "When I land it's all been undone?"

[@rachellarsen8295]

i needed this seratonin today

[@wovennest]

This series is exactly what I needed after finals week

[@bengerber4542]

This was one of the most uncomfortably hilarious things I've seen on youtube.

[@WalterBurton]

Unexpectedly hilarious! What a pleasant surprise! It's a Christmas miracle! 👍🤣👍

[@dumbalek6001]

This is a goddamned work of art

[@juliepolsinelli]

Thank you for these wonderful finals week gifts you have presented me. I am rejuvenated. If I pass, it was all you guys.

[@Viteaification]

justin and dwight my favorite duo....

[@timma_thy]

This is real friendship.

[@votecthulhu9378]

The facial expression on those poor folks massaging you lmao

[@annanananananana1442]

God I love Miss Patty so frikkin much

[@christophertarsitano269]

My girl patty putting in the WORK.

[@jessesherer9792]

5:20 could be a renaissance painting.

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

I am so PUMPED for this

[@katefraz]

mmm 2017, the good ol' days

[@allgodsnomasters2822]

truly the golden age of television

[@graypetcoyle]

The vape flowing on screen really did it for me

[@ricogs]

Incredible! Thank you both.