Taste Test: 2007 Russian MRE

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@MorningGI0ry
@MorningGI0ry 7 жыл бұрын
I see the assassination attempt in retaliation for the AK mud test video almost worked
@ollilehtonen6351
@ollilehtonen6351 7 жыл бұрын
TheEtonianGamer *mission failed! We'll get 'em next time.*
@ericgill5574
@ericgill5574 7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha fucken FSB
@Psiberzerker
@Psiberzerker 6 жыл бұрын
You mean the one that came with it, or the butter knife? Because the table knife is the official tool to adjust the rear sight on an AKM.
@kurtvanduran7725
@kurtvanduran7725 6 жыл бұрын
Almost worked unlike the AK
@raygun301
@raygun301 6 жыл бұрын
4:14 FUCK MISSION FAILED
@vii7031
@vii7031 7 жыл бұрын
1. Army crackers 2. Canned meat 3. Canned minced meat 4. Canned meat with vegetables 5. A bag of dissolvable tea with sugar 6. Beverage concentrate 7. Sugar 8. Fruit jam or chocolate and nut paste 9. Polyvitamins 10. Portable heater 11. Can opener 12. Napkins Btw that mystery tablet was a tablet of polyvitamins.
@steffanwamsley7575
@steffanwamsley7575 7 жыл бұрын
thank you
@Dieter843
@Dieter843 7 жыл бұрын
not all heroes wear capes.
@mikgus
@mikgus 7 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@SgtKOnyx
@SgtKOnyx 7 жыл бұрын
Иван VII Sharing some love to all the Cyrillic readers in the comments
@Matkovic99
@Matkovic99 7 жыл бұрын
IVAN THE GREAT!
@CAepicreviews
@CAepicreviews 7 жыл бұрын
"That thing just squirted on me! That really got all over me. As he kept going, it literally started squirting directly at me like it was a hissing snake...Now I'm scared of it, I don't want it in my eyes" - Karl, 2017
@WingmanSR
@WingmanSR 6 жыл бұрын
Oh, the joy of context, or lack thereof.🤣
@BigPuddin
@BigPuddin 5 жыл бұрын
Western spy defense measure. Open can wrong and squirt botulism into eye, cyka.
@meatatarian212
@meatatarian212 5 жыл бұрын
Well they do upload to Pornhub
@fyodorautistoesky990
@fyodorautistoesky990 4 жыл бұрын
like something you'd read straight out of a 70's detective novel
@Frontline_view_kaiser
@Frontline_view_kaiser 4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something you'd hear on a Casting Couch
@SarumDustCloud
@SarumDustCloud 7 жыл бұрын
So, you've got 2007 production MRE with its predicted shelf life 2 years (it's usually that for canned food here in Russia), making its "best before" date 2009. No wonder it went bad over 5 times longer than it was supposed to be stored. Though, if you store this in below zero temperature, its shelf life can extend up to 25-30 years. About the cans. First one was canned sausage meat. Next one was stewed beef (with fat on top of it), then - rice with pork, and one left untouched - pearl barley with beef. Mystery "rock" packet was solidified concentrated drink, sort of in between energy drink and juice.
@SchwertKruemel
@SchwertKruemel 5 жыл бұрын
well as long as the cans are fine that stuff should usually last decades or centuries
@AM-hf9kk
@AM-hf9kk 5 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I came to the comments looking for a Russian to translate. Now I need to find another to relate what this stuff SHOULD taste like.
@RustedCroaker
@RustedCroaker 5 жыл бұрын
@@SchwertKruemel But unlike a brandy, the taste of those does not improve over time, to say the least.
@michelguevara151
@michelguevara151 5 жыл бұрын
spaciba
@patton333
@patton333 4 жыл бұрын
The MRE guy on KZbin ate 118 year old beef from the second boer war, then made and ate a broth with the rest.
@Narlithstern
@Narlithstern 7 жыл бұрын
lets get this onto a tray *nice*
@breembo
@breembo 7 жыл бұрын
Narlithstern rofl, youve earned yourself some charms.
@xCRACKER46x
@xCRACKER46x 7 жыл бұрын
Decent comment
@Estinus
@Estinus 7 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@michelleoorburg
@michelleoorburg 6 жыл бұрын
Narlithstern no thats steves line hahaha
@laurioho2041
@laurioho2041 6 жыл бұрын
i see youre a man of culture as well
@hounonymous2066
@hounonymous2066 7 жыл бұрын
Gun Lucifer hath declared the mre a pestilence of rot and decay
@InrangeTv
@InrangeTv 7 жыл бұрын
So shall it be!
@quistan2
@quistan2 7 жыл бұрын
So is Karl Gun Lucifer now? Is that the idea since Ian is definitely gun jesus.
@thelegate8636
@thelegate8636 7 жыл бұрын
quistan2 So he said in a Q&A, but he seemed to be describing Prometheus in that one instead.
@hounonymous2066
@hounonymous2066 7 жыл бұрын
@quinstan2 yes Ian is Gun Jesus, Karl is Gun Lucifer and one day they will engage is an epic Gun battle (airsoft, paintball, or laser tag) to decide the fate of all Gun humanity. All Hail Gun Lucifer taster of the Russian death bag
@Isaaclichtenstein
@Isaaclichtenstein 7 жыл бұрын
"Untranslatable Meat" is my new favorite InRangeTV quote. You should put that on a T-Shirt.
@TheOneHoddToward
@TheOneHoddToward 4 жыл бұрын
Mysterious Meat(tm)
@BillBodrero
@BillBodrero 3 жыл бұрын
I endorse this T-shirt concept and would totally buy.
@chronosthevnwierdo6461
@chronosthevnwierdo6461 7 жыл бұрын
"Untranslatable Meat". That's one of the most worrisome phrases I've ever heard.
@InrangeTv
@InrangeTv 7 жыл бұрын
Hahah :)
@Ws_minion
@Ws_minion 7 жыл бұрын
The mistake you made was not having a bottle of vodka on hand to swig after each bite thus sterilising any bacteria
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer 6 жыл бұрын
this guy knows what's up
@CannaCJ
@CannaCJ 4 жыл бұрын
Ah, the Ashens method!
@NS-hs6lt
@NS-hs6lt 2 жыл бұрын
You can't sterilize away botulism toxin 🤷🏻‍♂️
@paulb6338
@paulb6338 7 жыл бұрын
RIP InRange
@sconner5424
@sconner5424 7 жыл бұрын
From my experiences with US military rations I can only imagine what that all smelled like. The first half of this was absolutely hilarious with Ian going from "this isn't bad" to "OMG what is the number for poison control" keep up the great videos guys.
@radioactiverat8751
@radioactiverat8751 6 жыл бұрын
Should order some canadian rations. They are really good.
@terriblecj
@terriblecj 7 жыл бұрын
Steve1989 should come on and identify all the mystery meat
@Papperlapappmaul
@Papperlapappmaul 7 жыл бұрын
But only after he's got it out onto a tray. ...Nice!
@terriblecj
@terriblecj 7 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@Lockythepilot
@Lockythepilot 7 жыл бұрын
I can tell u all bout this MRE if u want. If u tell bout 2-nd can they opened, its just stewed beef. White layer on top-beef fat.
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 7 жыл бұрын
oh wow!
@sangerzonnvolt6712
@sangerzonnvolt6712 7 жыл бұрын
Why dont you call Crazyrussianhacker He already done 3 russian mre and 20 other
@Jesses001
@Jesses001 7 жыл бұрын
I have a lot of experience eating old canned foods. I have not made myself sick once, so I have some tips. First, inspect the outside of the can. Rust spots, ditch it. bloating, ditch it. Then open the can. Bad food smell, gone. Musty, gone. Spots of discoloration not expected from what the contents should look like, throw it out. Then, as you did, take a small bite. If it tastes bad, do what you did. Spit it out and d not eat. Now these basic rules may take out a few good but strange tasting foods, but small price to pay for not getting a nasty bug. I have eaten canned goods as 1954 without problem.
@itwontcomeout5678
@itwontcomeout5678 7 жыл бұрын
Jesse Sisolack how old was that 1954 food when you ate it? :O
@Jesses001
@Jesses001 7 жыл бұрын
About 60 years old.
@nightbreed4219
@nightbreed4219 6 жыл бұрын
bully beef lasts for like ever...
@jonslife3533
@jonslife3533 6 жыл бұрын
Jesse Sisolack depends on how bad the rust is ...
@Zippity181
@Zippity181 6 жыл бұрын
My rule is if its covered in bacteria don't eat it. If its old enough that it should be but isn't, then it wasn't safe for the bacteria either and you really shouldn't eat it. I've eaten food as old as 2016 and I'm fine.
@emilhajbert5326
@emilhajbert5326 7 жыл бұрын
MRE = Mystery Russian Eat
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 7 жыл бұрын
in soviet russia, meal ration you
@nicklausbooks1593
@nicklausbooks1593 7 жыл бұрын
Emil Hajbert you m’ m’ make me hap-eeee
@bolivardigriz8847
@bolivardigriz8847 7 жыл бұрын
In the US military we called them Meals Refused by Ethiopians.
@Zippity181
@Zippity181 6 жыл бұрын
Must Regurgitate Everything
@Hubert_Cumberdale_
@Hubert_Cumberdale_ 6 жыл бұрын
@@zloychechen5150 In soviet russia meal eats you.
@IRMacGuyver
@IRMacGuyver 7 жыл бұрын
I like how you can tell Karl's thinking of serving to the dog to see if it's poison.
@flojomojo0
@flojomojo0 4 жыл бұрын
Karl: "Has it been touched by evil?!" Ian: "Naaaah, you will be fine." Love it.
@unity3938
@unity3938 7 жыл бұрын
Karl flinching from food being opened and Ian's laugh just made it for me. I haven't laughed so hard in ages!
@MaverickCulp
@MaverickCulp 7 жыл бұрын
I was first like "2007 was pretty much yesterday" then I realized that it was 10 years ago and wondered where those years went. I still had two eyes back in 2007...
@MaverickCulp
@MaverickCulp 7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Doe Nah man I'm actually surprisingly cheery!
@SgtKOnyx
@SgtKOnyx 7 жыл бұрын
Yes yes, no?
@tamlandipper29
@tamlandipper29 6 жыл бұрын
I think your third eye is adorable. Don't go back.
@edenironworks2
@edenironworks2 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Ian is trying to figure out the proper way to open the tin, and Karl just takes it and stabs it with a knife.
@quistan2
@quistan2 7 жыл бұрын
Karl, Ian, your squeamish antics are adorable. As a child of the north, my memory recalls pantries full of canned venison with thick white caps of suspended tallow. It was just canned beef.
@dj1NM3
@dj1NM3 7 жыл бұрын
Spam and canned corned beef also have a layer of fat on them when cold, straight out of the can. Although, as one of the earlier Cyrillic lettered commenters stated: the intended shelf-life is only 2 years, not a whole decade.
@DeMZIrus
@DeMZIrus 7 жыл бұрын
Okay here is translation of MRE package 1 Army Crackers 2 Canned meat 3 Canned mince meat (That small can of meat) 4 Canned meat with some barley (?) 5 instant tea 6 concentrate drink 7 sugar 8 apple jam or chocolate-nut paste 9 vitamins (not a cyanide) 10 portable stove 11 can opener 12 napkins
@SgtKOnyx
@SgtKOnyx 7 жыл бұрын
DeMZIrus Sharing some love to all the Cyrillic readers in the comments
@larryjohnson150
@larryjohnson150 7 жыл бұрын
Is this a “How to get botulism educational video?”
@InrangeTv
@InrangeTv 7 жыл бұрын
Aye.
@InrangeTv
@InrangeTv 7 жыл бұрын
We failed.
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1
@LIETUVIS10STUDIO1 7 жыл бұрын
Whoever gave this to Karl in Ian may have done it to assasinate them.
@trishooty4513
@trishooty4513 7 жыл бұрын
It was the Russians in response to the AK Mud Test.
@cloudhidden1196
@cloudhidden1196 7 жыл бұрын
The inclusion of exactly 3 sheets of toliet paper is hilarious!
@zloychechen5150
@zloychechen5150 7 жыл бұрын
these are not TPs, just napkins, i believe.
@breembo
@breembo 7 жыл бұрын
Dave Krab gulag diary.....oh god my side hurts
@robashton8606
@robashton8606 7 жыл бұрын
You take your sheet of paper and stick your middle finger through the centre of the sheet so your finger has a little paper poncho. Then, having taken a dump (obvs), you use your middle finger to wipe your bum, then pull the paper back over and off your finger, cleaning the poo off as you do. The British army used the same technique some years ago (when in the field and on hard-routine, not in barracks, naturally).
@anthonyhayes1267
@anthonyhayes1267 4 жыл бұрын
Especially now
@ajeje1996
@ajeje1996 4 жыл бұрын
@@robashton8606 I'm having Karl Pilkington flashbacks
@HALO-2304
@HALO-2304 7 жыл бұрын
All food was sourced near Pripyat.
@InrangeTv
@InrangeTv 7 жыл бұрын
That would have helped.
@silverbackseven7
@silverbackseven7 7 жыл бұрын
Because of this video I watched 16 hours of steve1989s videos on my days off.
@ShawarmaFarmer
@ShawarmaFarmer 7 жыл бұрын
Two guys reacting to mystery rations and Ian's laugh just made my day a whole lot better. Thanks for such entertaining content.
@americanfootball8694
@americanfootball8694 7 жыл бұрын
i want to hear more maniacal ian laughter
@Delta547
@Delta547 5 жыл бұрын
10:50: "Every Russian person watching this laughing at us" Но ведь действительно смешно :/
@hdhg4ever
@hdhg4ever 7 жыл бұрын
The meat stuff, believe it or not, looked nothing out of the ordinary. And the final can you didn't open was buckwheat with beef.
@_f355
@_f355 7 жыл бұрын
Pearl barley, not buckwheat.
@jackmcslay
@jackmcslay 7 жыл бұрын
"If that is 'nothing out of the ordinary' your food is fucking disgusting." That's quite common for canned food
@mykolatkachuk7770
@mykolatkachuk7770 7 жыл бұрын
All the post-soviet countries put so-call "тушенка" (stewed meat) into their rations. The US was supplying this type of provisions (over 2 BILLLION cans) as land-lease during WW2. You made it right not taking probe of the hissing cans. Butulism is a real thing. It used to haunt post-soviet contries for a while. avmalgin.livejournal.com/2623966.html
@StylinandRaciallyProfilin
@StylinandRaciallyProfilin 7 жыл бұрын
Russian MRE contains nothing but vodka and spirit of motherland.
@VailiyNikon
@VailiyNikon 7 жыл бұрын
Da, eto pravda.
@chrisf247
@chrisf247 7 жыл бұрын
Vodka & spirit of motherland is redundant
@pouzivatelskejmeno
@pouzivatelskejmeno 7 жыл бұрын
Russian vodka is spirit of motherland
@L.J.Kommer
@L.J.Kommer 7 жыл бұрын
Russian MREs are nothing but Vodka and sadness.
@ineednochannelyoutube5384
@ineednochannelyoutube5384 7 жыл бұрын
Which is also vodka.
@arisspilios7091
@arisspilios7091 7 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Ian,Karl and Steve doing an MRE video together !! anyways great review guys !!
@charlesadams1721
@charlesadams1721 7 жыл бұрын
It’s reviews like this make me appreciate my Patreon support! (along with all the other stuff, of course) Truly, not you’re father’s KZbin channel.
@dando139
@dando139 7 жыл бұрын
Russian or Rancid? Do I smell a new series?
@paulthiessen6467
@paulthiessen6467 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an SCTV show
@Niarbeht
@Niarbeht 3 жыл бұрын
Were I adventurous, I'd put chunks of this audio into a post-apocalyptic video game. Two dudes sitting at a table trying to figure out if the food they found is edible.
@RudeFoxALTON
@RudeFoxALTON 7 жыл бұрын
8:45 Man, I dunno if this makes send but Ian WOULD be the the type to have a flip cover on his phone lol.
@TimCools_WithALongO
@TimCools_WithALongO 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what took me by surprise more. Karl effectively laughing out loud (which I've never heard him do, let alone that loudly) when the second tin popped, or his incredulous tanline at 5:40
@bwcmakro
@bwcmakro 5 жыл бұрын
I know it's been a while at this point, but here's a full translation of the manual: Instructions for usage, Individual Daily Food Ration. (The serial number indicates 2003 standard, so your 2007 package date is plausible, interestingly enough there's a field on the front of the main package that has the expiry date field, and that field is left blank. The ingredient list suggests ИРП-П-6. 24month storage time, yours is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy expired) Ration Contents: 1. Army crackers, 1/50g. x6. 2. Canned meat 1/250g. 3. Canned meat, ground, 1/100g. 4. Canned meat with grain, 1/250g. x2 5. Tea, instant, with sugar 1/16g x2 6. Drink mix 1/25g 7. Sugar 1/15g x2 8. Fruit jam 1/45g x2 OR nut/chocolate paste 1/50g x1. 9. Multivitamin tablet. 10. Portable heater (stove). 11. Can opener. 12. Napkins, paper. x3 Below are instructions of using the portable stove, statement that canned meat can be consumed both cold and heated, instruction to use 200ml of boiled water for the drink mix, and to use crackers in place of bread. Dessert is to be opened only immediately prior to consumption, tea is to be prepared with hot water, vitamin tablet is to be consumed at breakfast.
@stonewolf1980
@stonewolf1980 5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for translating!
@ruslannevelichkin2846
@ruslannevelichkin2846 7 жыл бұрын
(4:58)mincemeat(beef, pork) - shelf life 3 years; (5:36)cooked beef - shelf life 5 years; (8:36)bread - shelf life 2 years; (11:30)barley porridge with beef - shelf life 3 years; (15:56)Concentrate for beverage (fruit and berry) - shelf life 3 years.
@ruslannevelichkin2846
@ruslannevelichkin2846 7 жыл бұрын
American! Don't put your life in danger of eating the products whose shelf life has expired more than seven years ago! Do not sell or offer such products to your friends or your family! Such actions are a direct violation of the Biological Weapons Convention (1975). They will lead to serious political consequences.
@lamnaa
@lamnaa 7 жыл бұрын
Skip to 3:49 for doggo.
@vrapbrap
@vrapbrap 7 жыл бұрын
That's a big ole pupper.
@phileas007
@phileas007 7 жыл бұрын
doggos, doggos everywhere
@tarnvedra9952
@tarnvedra9952 7 жыл бұрын
6:18 Return of the Doggo
@mynot2commoncents654
@mynot2commoncents654 7 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I really hope y’all don’t die I rather enjoy your channels.
@ben_9134
@ben_9134 7 жыл бұрын
A wild, hungry Doggo appears... 3:49 :-D
@97irishflyer
@97irishflyer 7 жыл бұрын
And didn't want any of it..
@Deathbyreality1
@Deathbyreality1 7 жыл бұрын
Press F to pay respects to our fallen unknown MREs
@harvestn9841
@harvestn9841 7 жыл бұрын
I think you were supposed to cook the stuff from the tins.
@dougdenhamlouie
@dougdenhamlouie 3 жыл бұрын
The rations with metal containers are all to be heated before eating. Unlike many american MREs the heaters are always included. The fat aids cooking and adds favor when cooked with a chemical heater.
@ZGryphon
@ZGryphon 6 жыл бұрын
Hey, is that food? We're not sure.
@Klovaneer
@Klovaneer 6 жыл бұрын
Russian MREs (actually IRP for "individual feeding ration") are not as long-lasting as american but also don't cause poopway blockages as it's just regular canned food, sometimes in lighter containers which makes it more sensitive to storage conditions. Wish it wasn't expired as this menu sounds DE LI CIOUS (when heated).
@kimmoj2570
@kimmoj2570 7 жыл бұрын
Inside limited shelf life those are very good rations. Keeps you going even in cold weather. And they don't keep as well as US MREs, because they are not chock full of preservatives and chemicals.
@rogo7330
@rogo7330 3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, no one in Russia would eat these canned food without frying it (or just go to the forest and hunt wild animals). Now at least MRE better and obviously not expired in unknown storage place, but it is commercial product. Right now, in 2021, this kind of "quality" still everywhere in places like army or МВД universitys, and if you can buy food yourself (or get from relatives), better you do.
@SolidTaylor
@SolidTaylor 7 жыл бұрын
Ahh, thats bring memories. During my service in Russian army I had tried this a few times, and I have some warm memories about this MRE. We evenen tried once to steal a pair of this MRE from officers, mostly because of jam, sugar, tee and crackers. Some of items were not nice or even gross, but in the most it had pretty nice meal in it, especialy in compare of this www.google.be/search?q=бикус&dcr=0&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj88fnhvaDYAhWNK1AKHds_A-sQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=986 This is some sort of Bigos or a hunter's stew, according to a wiki. I had tryed this only once, after that I almost literally awoke in infirmary. The rest time when I saw that I preferred to eat bread with tea or staying starving. But the rest of the food were kind of okay, but that differs from base to base - where is many people, usualy food sucks. And yeah, its okay first few weeks, but y always eat the same food, and y begin to hate it even if the food selfs is fine. That was the most problem. And yeah, our officers told us that Bigos is fine and we are lucky that we didn't taste "bears fat". No idea what that is.
@StrangerOman
@StrangerOman 6 жыл бұрын
As a Russian viewer it was super fun to watch. :) I'm not gonna comment what you done wrong or right since it's long away video. But I do get expired rice and meat one time in one kind of this MRE. Like it was gone. And it was not expired by the time on the box, but after heating it up it was mind blowing bad smell I just dumped it on the ground.
@swagner58
@swagner58 7 жыл бұрын
"I don't know if it's Bad-Bad, or just Russian food bad". You win the internet with that line.
@den2k885
@den2k885 6 жыл бұрын
My old man was under mandatory military service in 1984. The MRE ("razione K") contained canned meat... packaged in 1965. They were the same age. That's effin' cannibalism, hell they might have known each other! Nobody ever ate the meat, of course.
@EWillard44
@EWillard44 7 жыл бұрын
....Nice!
@hotty3
@hotty3 7 жыл бұрын
mkay
@comraderevo2362
@comraderevo2362 4 жыл бұрын
Oh wow... it smells bad
@UselessFox
@UselessFox Жыл бұрын
"This is.... with beef" still cracks me up every time 5 years later
@Ekib-Niatnuom
@Ekib-Niatnuom 7 жыл бұрын
I doubt y'all still got the food. It would have been cool for you guys to pass it off to a lab and have them run tests on it to see it if was actually "bad" or just foreign and weird to us Americans.
@KalleKilponen
@KalleKilponen 7 жыл бұрын
My jaw literally dropped when I saw Karl ditch the can opener and Ian going for that can opening contraption. I'd take the traditional stamped steel can opener over one of those over complicated things any day.
@eurobeatbandit
@eurobeatbandit 7 жыл бұрын
RIP Karl Press F to pay respect
@Estinus
@Estinus 7 жыл бұрын
So glad you guys know Steve. My three favorite people on KZbin.
@crowdog357
@crowdog357 7 жыл бұрын
Steve1989 is probably screaming at his laptop right now
@nitrofish420
@nitrofish420 7 жыл бұрын
I love it when a channel I watch mentions another channel I watch that have no prior connection!
@MichaelMacGyver
@MichaelMacGyver 7 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas from Scotland lads!
@yelar9000
@yelar9000 7 жыл бұрын
righty ho!
@trishooty4513
@trishooty4513 7 жыл бұрын
Home, Scotland how I miss you so!.. But I've a room filled with shootys now... So methinks here I shall stay. Christmas Cheers from a Scot now living in the States.=]
@I_Cunt_Spell
@I_Cunt_Spell 4 жыл бұрын
@@trishooty4513 Oh flower of Scotland When we will see Your like again
@rskityaev
@rskityaev 6 жыл бұрын
Russian comrade here! Cans with cow on them is a beef stew. Best thing is to warm it up, but it also fine to put it on a frying pan and fry it a little, to get rid of extra fat. It's considered a "classic" canned food. Sold on civilian market and used in military rations, as you have probably guessed :)
@Hollo0w
@Hollo0w 7 жыл бұрын
If it was packed in 2007 im afraid it was expired, this MRE usualy expires in like 2-3 years, tho im kinda sure it wasn't that bad, i tried some expired ones in army and it waf fine, ofc they wasn't 10 years old but still. As for crackers, it's not realy usual ones, it's called "Galety", basicly it's like a bread replacement, they are pretty much tasteless.
@Hollo0w
@Hollo0w 7 жыл бұрын
+88porpoise Yeah you are correct, tho im still thinking that they overreacting :D
@talscorner3696
@talscorner3696 5 жыл бұрын
"That doesn't look scary. That doesn't smell scary." That's how you tell it ACTUALLY IS scary...
@bigalbundy34
@bigalbundy34 7 жыл бұрын
The entire time watching this all I could think was "Please don't eat that."
@G1NZOU
@G1NZOU 5 жыл бұрын
Started learning Russian recently so I'll give a stab at translation говядина (govyadina) on the big round can that spat at you literally just means "beef" (it would probably be fine if it was less old and also heated up on the stove so the fat isn't congealed) фарш (farsh) on that smaller can means minced meat Item #1 is the crackers x6 Item #2 is "canned meat" Item #3 is "canned ground meat" Item #4 is "canned meat and vegetables" x2 Item #5 is "packet of instant tea with sugar" x2 Item #6 is "packet of beverage concentrate" Item #7 sugar packets x2 Item #8 is fruit jam x2 or chocolate nut paste (cuban gourmet) x1 Item #9 is multivitimins (that must be the mystery pill) Item #10 is the stove Item #11 is the can opener and Item #12 is paper napkins x3 I'm guessing since item 8 gives an option of jam or chocolate paste then the canned meat goods probably get randomly selected from a range so the paper item list doesn't show the type of meat, but the individual can labels do.
@liamstover5225
@liamstover5225 4 жыл бұрын
5:27 "No hiss, Nice" Steve1989MREInfo
@ALegitimateYoutuber
@ALegitimateYoutuber 7 жыл бұрын
What i love about this is the way you guys are going about it, is just so normal. Thus it's just a WTF is this, oh god what is that. This was really just a fun entertaining video.
@patrislumumba07
@patrislumumba07 7 жыл бұрын
Guys, those IRPs are good for only 2 years. Your pack is long expired
@Estinus
@Estinus 7 жыл бұрын
@4:38 "was there a hiss?" "....No." man you guys are cracking me up with the Steve1989 references. 😂
@diabeticmuffins5224
@diabeticmuffins5224 7 жыл бұрын
The pork and rice might have been Curry, or Karl needs to go to the hospital...
@BillyKraut
@BillyKraut 7 жыл бұрын
I am russian and i'm laughing hysterically all the way through this video. I love you guys :3
@mastathrash5609
@mastathrash5609 7 жыл бұрын
The doge is like "HEY.........you gonna eat all of that??"......"Russian Botulism with naked pork.....NO?....sounds so good though...
@SisuTheShattered
@SisuTheShattered 3 жыл бұрын
I want a gif of Ian and Carl recoiling from the cheese can, I just about died
@commander31able60
@commander31able60 7 жыл бұрын
the first can (the squirter) says "beef", the last can says "road porridge, pearl barley with beef", the small can that says "фарш" means "minced meat", the "fat" on top of the beef from the first can is not fat but dough, the same as you would find on pirogi, the faded green packet is probably a lollipop-jawbreaker type of thing, the "cyanide capsule" is a vitamin pill. generally speaking, Russian food of that quality is bad.
@theangrycheeto
@theangrycheeto 7 жыл бұрын
Khabarov Victor what on god's green earth is road porridge?
@commander31able60
@commander31able60 7 жыл бұрын
sixmam it's porridge for the road - easily transportable, easy to cook, etc.
@theangrycheeto
@theangrycheeto 7 жыл бұрын
commander31able Ah, I see. Makes sense. I was thinking like roadkill, road porridge and trying to connect the dots.
@commander31able60
@commander31able60 7 жыл бұрын
sixmam well, no one is stopping you from putting roadkill in your road porridge.
@theangrycheeto
@theangrycheeto 7 жыл бұрын
commander31able I suppose it would still be better than a 10 year old expired Russian MRE
@TheColosiss
@TheColosiss 4 жыл бұрын
The food videos are really entertaining and educational guys. Please keep them coming.
@olegkrikunov5218
@olegkrikunov5218 6 жыл бұрын
Без водки - это просто приём пищи, а не обед. Шутка. Интересно было услышать мнение из-за океана. Мир!
@wolverinestvscreens
@wolverinestvscreens 6 жыл бұрын
This is like the best channel doing the best content now. Please do more MRE reviews.
@NateTheBrewer
@NateTheBrewer 7 жыл бұрын
I know you said you wanted to do a series on medical treatments, but I don’t think you were talking about parasites and botulism.
@steveschmitt6933
@steveschmitt6933 3 жыл бұрын
The small amount botulism got me lol Ps here is a rock for your MRE kit
@cloudhidden1196
@cloudhidden1196 7 жыл бұрын
I look forward to seeing more episodes of "Is it bad or is it just Russian?"
@hobartzardozerton3957
@hobartzardozerton3957 6 жыл бұрын
Excellent film work, panning over the food stuffs with the lovely orchestrated sounds. I smell Oscar, and Oscar needs to take a bath.
@savagemurph
@savagemurph 6 жыл бұрын
"has that been touched by evil" 🤣
@Fmaliniverdu
@Fmaliniverdu 7 жыл бұрын
My fridge malfunctioned (35° summer down here in Argentina) and I was throwing out rotten food while playing your video in the background. I felt part of the brotherhood of spoiled pork.
@papacap979
@papacap979 7 жыл бұрын
In Russia MRE eats you 5:35
@hoss2060
@hoss2060 5 жыл бұрын
I would be fine if y’all made an entire channel of just this
@eddyeikdal6741
@eddyeikdal6741 7 жыл бұрын
А ну, чики-брики и в дамки!
@failer_
@failer_ 7 жыл бұрын
Привет
@eddyeikdal6741
@eddyeikdal6741 7 жыл бұрын
Халло иван.
@failer_
@failer_ 7 жыл бұрын
Раш Б
@MrRobbi373
@MrRobbi373 7 жыл бұрын
Where's the hardbass, though?
@fiddleofdoom
@fiddleofdoom 6 жыл бұрын
Привет Сталкер.
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy
@DwarfElvishDiplomacy 7 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this new episode on Forgottendigestiveilnesses
@jaymasters3644
@jaymasters3644 7 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@ZekeAxel
@ZekeAxel 7 жыл бұрын
As a Russian: 2:19 - That says 'beef' on it. Probably Tushenka. You cook it in the can on the fire. 3:35 - Army breadettes 4:59 - Grounded meat. From sausages, amateur (it's a flavour) 14:46 Ian is right. SUGAR. Also next to it is something designated "Summer" 18:43 - 1. Army Breadettes. 2. Meat conservation. 3. Meat conservation with ground meat. 4. cans of 'meatgrowing' I am Russian and I have no idea what that is. Meat with cooking oil? 5. tea with sugar. 6. Drink mix. 7. Sugar. 8. Fruit Jam OR chocolate spread "Kuban delicacy." 9. Polivitamins. 10. Portable heater. 11. can opener. 12. paper towels. 21:00 on the left Roadtrip Porridge. Pearl barley porridge with beef
@mikilambastein1449
@mikilambastein1449 7 жыл бұрын
You have to heat the meat, and Carl stopping crying =)
@GreekPreparedness
@GreekPreparedness 7 жыл бұрын
LOL.... 1. if there are two people that can redefine (destroy) a MRE review, then it is you. 2. You are no where near brave as Steve 3. You made the most enjoyable (to watch) MRE video! And my day!
@walt9327
@walt9327 4 жыл бұрын
"We now live in a world of filth and danger." -Karl when visiting Baltimore
@CelticSamoan
@CelticSamoan 6 жыл бұрын
The off camera cackling absolutely made the video
@johnfloyd8199
@johnfloyd8199 7 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you actually concerned about your food quality. Someone needs to explain to Steve1989MREinfo what botulism toxin is. That guy eats WW2 MRE's
@LOUDcarBOMB
@LOUDcarBOMB 7 жыл бұрын
I've heard from other commenters in his videos say that he has gotten sick before with botulism though I don't know if it is true or not, and if it is, which meal he got it from.
@thdark
@thdark 7 жыл бұрын
As far as I recall, he's only gotten sick from an MRE once, and it was an in-year Ukrainian MRE. As for Botulism, that's pretty much half of what Steve talks about in his videos, he doesn't tend to eat something if he's at all concerned about a risk of botulism.
@mtnbound2764
@mtnbound2764 3 жыл бұрын
this is one of my favorite in range vids!
@justdags6611
@justdags6611 2 жыл бұрын
Ah they are still issuing these today
@Orbytum
@Orbytum 6 жыл бұрын
There are a lot of channels where people eat things they can't read, but this is still the funniest one yet.
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