Tasting The Evil Concoctions of Tumblr Legend

[@STRANGEONS]

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[@Sylvia568]

Hey I'm pretty sure the original source for the crab boiled in pepsi max served in a baguette is actually a video posted 5 years ago by the killain experience, since the shot looks similar to what i remember seeing, don't quote me tho, ain't got the best memory but i know he cooked that exact thing.

[@Catttails.-.]

full my immortal reading video when?

[@L.A.Van.Andrew]

@@STRANGEONS yeah man get 25% or whatever that's rad

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

oh NOOOOOOOOO, not Strangey Yons!!!!!!!!!!!

[@olhabm]

​@@Catttails.-.It already happened. It was the million sub special.

[@sirpuppet1968]

The battery acid spaghetti is what happens if a 6 yr old and a college student agree to a middle ground on a meal they both worked on

[@mewmew6158]

So.. Me and my inner child making dinner together? Slay

[@clarehidalgo]

I'm pretty sure I used to put sour candy into 7up as a child

[@kyleschlichter3815]

"cheap energy drink" makes me think of Rip-It, which makes me think this was a ROTC kid.

[@ULTRAKILLPenelope]

@VillleUTTP ???????

[@bassicallydoingfine]

once i dropped a pez in a can of pepsi because i like SODA CANDY and it exploded everywhere

[@wolfydawolf1296]

If the white gilgamesh and the angels lament are both good, and both include beer and dairy, combining them into a gilgamesh's lament would probably work out pretty well. Maybe add a second salted peanut, lodged upright next to the laying one, for thematic reasons

[@lovelyheads2200]

I read the epic of gilgamesh at 3 am today, and it feels like this message was meant to find me Addendum: i have made a concoction of my own, consisting of a shot of my best gin over ice, topped up with non alcoholic apple cider (the european kind), and capped with coconut foam. The flavor resembles that of a piña colada, and upon mixing and letting it settle, the drink might remind one of the processes of cheesemaking, specifically the whey separating from the curds

[@fallencyano9015]

angels loss

[@macaronsncheese9835]

​@@fallencyano9015 you need like at least 6 peanuts for that one

[@averagejoey2000]

and if you make a white angel that's vanilla ice cream, a peanut, sprinkles, and goat milk that's just a shake.

[@Henrex2000]

goat's milk ice cream

[@alexanders8638]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" brought me to tears

[@woagnya]

I was standing, leaning over to take my socks off when I heard that, and I started laughing so hard that I couldn't take them off and my dog came over to check on me.

[@emzetkin1100]

I had an Uncle Benadryl. The hat man took him.

[@Seelie-pooka]

Like a pill?

[@kentuckycryptid]

Imagine eating some one minute rice, and you end up meeting the Hat Man.

[@Anon26535]

Perfect side dish for night quill chicken. Forget Hat Man, this'll send you to meet the entire stable of eldritch fear gods. Bone apple teeth indeed.

[@sagecolvard9644]

The reason your White Gilgamesh wasn't awful was because you used a lightly-carbonated beer. If you use one that's more heavily carbonated, you end up with the same Instant Spoiled Milk you made later.

[@plantain.1739]

I mean it's not like it specifies the beer, and all the beers Gilgamesh drank were lightly carbonated!

[@hobbeskirby1471]

I've made the White Gilgamesh as a mocktail (carbonated my milk) and it really is bad. I do think they messed up in this video by using guiness since that's well known for mixing well with ice cream. an IPA has a much stronger taste that would not mix, and was seen in the pictures

[@sagent9984]

@@hobbeskirby1471WHY WOULD YOU CARBONATE MILK

[@velkynkarma6804]

I cannot believe that you made a drink called 'Fistbumping Lesbians' and the two of you did not once fist-bump.

[@OctopusOwl]

Missed opportunity

[@taylor_green_9]

I was a little disappointed by that, though the rest of the video is utterly priceless

[@AskALibbieist]

A tragic oversight.

[@catienoble3191]

I came here to say this!!!

[@CoolKaius]

I was waiting for them to fistbump

[@sharkkedy]

A couple months ago I made battery acid gnocchi with those little air heads bites, and instead of disgracing a bowl I used my mouth. "Do not do this" is right. I finished the can while my girlfriend begged me to stop. I can see it tasting bad when you leave it out, but if you turn yourself into a living baking soda volcano it is so, so much worse. It felt like I had no stomach, and the only thing that could save me from that sin was an actual exorcism

[@MRN932]

How are you alive

[@ezdispenser]

that sounds terrible

[@jellythebard654]

I need to try this

[@jellythebard654]

Update: do not do this

[@MRN932]

@@jellythebard654 ignorance couldve prevented this

[@mxz1757]

The key to 'The Flavor' is 500% the cucumber-lime Gatorade. That stuff has an ethereal 'taste' akin to the wispy smell of an earthy stinkbug, as if it never truly touches the tongue.

[@heathermitchell2512]

reading this comment with no context is an out of body experience

[@WinterPains]

​@@heathermitchell2512I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@maddiegeier]

Tempted to buy some just to know how such a flavor feels

[@davidking8744]

Absolutely agree, I think the cucumber is essential

[@calliebates3066]

Cucumber mint gatorade put me on its back and carried me when I had covid

[@naomiwallace3658]

"I love prepping dinner for my wife" while tearing sour candy strips into a wine glass.

[@heroicfool8541]

My roommate and I have made The Flavor. It does indeed taste. I think it helps that cranberry is a weird fruit that tastes like it doesn't want to be wet.

[@BluePhoenixAlex]

This is the best way anyone has ever described cranberries and I have been trying for *years*

[@snakeandgirl07]

Astringent fruit = not wanting to be wet, that's PERFECT. Chokecherries have this exact same vibe and I am here for your descriptive powers!

[@LittleXmissXgrim]

I mixed lemon-lime Gatorade with pomegranate vodka a few nights ago and I feel like it has The Flavor. It's like the two cancel eachother out and you get something that tastes like fruit punch if you took out all the fruit and all the punch.

[@TofuDinoNugs]

The not wanting to be wet is just tartness, right?

[@kwowka]

I did not realise that there was any way to actually consume cranberries without them having dried. This is a horrifying idea

[@Mug_Wortz]

Telling this story because of the ‘Quil’ one. My freshman year I was in my first hour class with my friends and we were working on a robotics project, my upperclassman J started to feel weird, she told us she was feeling sick and dizzy, and after a while told us she was seeing double, that morning she had woken up at about 4 am and took NyQuil to go back to sleep, then when she woke up she was still super tired so she took DayQuil thinking it would work like an energy drink, they clashed in her system and she had to go to the doctor. We named our robotic team Quil, because of that incident.

[@orion9997]

DieQuil

[@Mug_Wortz]

@ okay fine you win this is hilarious 🎖️

[@jaynestrange]

Ooof, I bet that was a rough day for her. Incidentally, if anyone is wondering, Nyquil & Dayquil are basically the same - they have two of the same ingredients & then they each have a different 3rd ingredient - so taking them both at once does *not* make them cancel each other out, it makes the effects *stronger*.

[@outoforeos]

"The Flavor" comes from mixing cranberry and lime. I discovered it back when I was a hardcore alcoholic mixing random stuff in my basement like a decade ago. It tastes like ozone you're welcome.

[@AoifeOConnor2233]

From experience, yes, cranberry and lime make for a strange combination, and the Gatorade cucumber flavor would just add to it because that cucumber flavor is just weird.

[@696190]

How do you know what ozone tastes like?

[@gracel2mart]

@@696190ozone has a smell, so I imagine it tasted similar to ozone smell

[@jennifersaar1611]

@696190 Well, smell is basically taste. And you can smell ozone before and after a rain storm.

[@pollyflores418]

No way! I’ve made drinks with cranberry and lime since I was a kid! Guess I’ll try Ozone next time

[@Khrispycreme]

If you want something that’s close in flavor to… The Flavor, my buddies and I came up with an alternative: -1 part any cranberry soda (actual juice doesn’t work) -1 part cucumber vodka (grate a cucumber into a glass of vodka and let sit for an hour or two) -1/4tsp lime juice. It gets pretty close to the actual thing with a higher alc content

[@ezdispenser]

noted

[@glennaschoeler]

I'm planning to make my 24th birthday party "the flavor" themed and this will be very helpful, thank you

[@ribbonquest]

I like the reaction to the first one. "It's not horrible - we must have done it wrong."

[@Anon26535]

We picked the wrong recipe, the wrong ingredients, the wrong kitchen... where did we go right?!

[@nickkurzy2246]

i mean they used Guinness. add Guinness to anything and it's just gonna taste like Guinness.

[@AnUmbreonNamedRaire]

Reminds me of the one drink my mum has - bailey's and milk. seems like a pretty common drink out here in Aus?

[@azrael_hypo]

@@AnUmbreonNamedRaire Bailey's is very much not beer

[@corvidsam]

We made a drink we called “The Worst” in college. It was just cheap rum and Cotton Candy Fago but it tasted SO BAD. Like what made it so bad was that you expected it to be fine. It wasn’t, it truly morphed the taste of the run into rubbing alcohol AND you still had the cloying cotton candy fago taste on top of it

[@joshc5613]

if you had made this and posted it to tumblr, they would have called it Gamzee juice and Strange probably would have put it in the video as well

[@Mushroom_Cutey]

Me and my friends made a drink called “the evil” and it is Coca Cola + iced tea + water + ice + milk + orange juice + ketchup. I was not brave enough to even try it, But one of my friends drink the whole thing

[@MB-ev9ix]

i fucking love the title "the worst"

[@_PGleo86]

We (my deranged friend mostly) did this in college too, but with birthday cake flavored vodka in said Faygo and good lord… the experience I must say was rather poor

[@SpookyDeerArt]

fascinated by tumblr's reaction to white gilgamesh. one of the test subjects used "discounted" milk and the image (i believe was from the same person) looked horrifically foamed at the top. guessing their experience was purely from dancing with the devil (using expired milk and drinking the speedrun results of a pseudo sourdough starter).

[@person.probably]

I did think that the Guiness might be the reason it's ok. I feel like a different beer might have curdled the milk and elevated it's awfulness. I've had a similar drink called a cement mixer which is milk, whiskey and coke. Do not recommend.

[@Eyeball44]

@VillleUTTPbabes you don’t have any videos on your channel?

[@Chris-mc2dt]

@@person.probablyI’m familiar with Cement Mixer as a blend of Bailey’s and lime juice. Distinctly unpleasant texture.

[@person.probably]

@@Chris-mc2dt I feel like it's a drink that's more about the effect than the recipe. Bailey's and lime juice definitely sounds like the worse version though.

[@nerdychocobo]

"joined 4 days ago" lol​@VillleUTTP

[@acadiaw9305]

"it tastes like dirt, it tastes like earth, it tastes like the feeling of squishing mud between your hands" well now i wanna try it while listening to hozier

[@anusername8350]

If these liquids aren’t served at Dashcon 2 I’m going to write a strongly worded letter

[@iampierce7474]

I can’t believe that Tumblr users are probably the youngest people who know how to write and send physical mail, we will the last to ever touch a postage stamp

[@Henrex2000]

you now get an extra hour in the battery acid spaghetti pit

[@ConstantChaos1]

Imma do something to the ball pit if they aren't

[@Cl-2048]

666 likes

[@tumblingartist]

The infamous ball bit and a battery acid spaghetti pool

[@GoofballAndi]

Okay so i tried a white gilgamesh. this is like the plump little sister of the white russian, why is this so soothing and filling, its breakfast in the arctic circle

[@tristankadow3756]

In germany we sometimes call beer "liquid bread" because of the closeness of ingriedients so that may explain where the "filling" part comes from

[@minisqwish]

I cannot describe the anguish i feel at the fact that Mr. Strange is unable to sample The Flavor

[@shrimpyalfredo3933]

​@VillleUTTP have you tried contacting Sugon

[@henrytalksalot5817]

somebody should bring the ingredients to dashcon 2

[@kemmli]

Why is he unable?

[@gretablackwell495]

The canadian-friendly version of the Flavor shall be called... The Flavour

[@warriorsfirecat]

Everyone: dont do this Strange: makes the drink Strange: dont do this

[@joyflameball]

Thankfully her reaction in real time has given me plenty of motivation to listen to the wise ones from the past and Not Do This

[@warriorsfirecat]

@@joyflameball ngl im still tempted to Do This

[@artemissuzuki]

​@@warriorsfirecat no same

[@LucaTheStar]

​@@warriorsfirecat I still wanna do this.

[@LucaTheStar]

Don't do this.

[@justanotherhumanperson9424]

when I worked at a mormon soda shop, I used to make an as-of-yet unnamed concoction of mtn dew with a shot of red bull, two pumps each of pineapple, strawberry, and raspberry syrup, and a wedge of fresh wine. I had to stop consuming it b/c it turns out that 2-3 of them per shift would, in tandem with my meds, increase my heart rate to dangerously high levels and made me insane for the remainder of the day.

[@ghostygirl2395]

Here's a suggestion for a name for your drink: the Mount Olympus. - the base is *mountain* dew - there's an entire Pantheon's worth of flavor syrups - not safe for mortal consumption - sounds ridiculous and over the top, which is very necessary Alternatively, you could call it Ichor or Ambrosia, which have similar reasons for fitting

[@albedoweatheruno]

im very worried about your heart rate

[@jestyr5979]

i think the cucumber is an important part of the confusion of The Flavor, lemon lime drink is too familiar to be confusing

[@demonkiller479]

Yeah cucumber lime Gatorade is based on pepino limon agua frescas so it's mostly cucumber forward. I think the cranberry is also required due to astringency. Though granted I don't know how cranberry mikes hard cranberry actually is.

[@mentallyunstableplant]

this is the mentally ill adult version of mixing potions using shampoo in the shower

[@haileyb352]

Ive made "The Flavor" before and the closest thing I can compare it to is the smell of a thunder storm rolling in

[@ErrorNull403]

The smell, Is it petrichor?

[@kala_asi]

someone else in this comment section described it as ozone, so we're building a consensus i see

[@zoerice4227]

​​@@kala_asi I also saw someone on tumblr say it tasted like when its supposed to rain but it doesn't. The concensus groweth ever larger....

[@blueskylark9965]

Oh noooo

[@Ravenovia]

Idk if anyone else has said this yet, but How To Drink did an episode on The Flavor-he described it as tasting like ozone, like the smell of one of those electricity orbs zapping the air around it.

[@SDTwirixx]

*I need to look* ... Aaaaaaafter this vid-

[@L.A.Van.Andrew]

9:35 "I found a gas station that had the stuff so I made it" is genuinely one of the most horrifying no-context messages I could wake up to

[@L.A.Van.Andrew]

@VillleUTTP no you didn't shut up

[@L.A.Van.Andrew]

Oh, now the bot reply is hidden (good) So now I look like a crazy person (less good)

[@varia2354]

@@L.A.Van.Andrew The thing about preview of daisy's destruction, right? Because no, I see that reply.

[@addie1080]

​@@varia2354I think they reported them which makes the comment disappear until they refresh

[@BradyPostma]

Could be a birthday cake. Could be meth. Could be a birthday cake with meth added. The possibilities are endless and lopsidedly horrendous.

[@reya8927]

My favorite tumblr recipe is the "A healthy breakfast of Yogurt, Peach and Apple disguised as an Egg and Fries" post. I've never had it, but each time I make eggs, I briefly wish it was yogurt and a peach. That image was at the top of my dash for weeks.

[@glitterberserker1029]

"I know you think you're going to like it, but I didn't think you're going to like it" is a sentence I say to my dog on an almost daily basis and someone saying it to a human is deeply funny to me.

[@lenalia]

i love that

[@0mn1vore]

​@VillleUTTP[Check's out your channel... KZbin: "This channel doesn't have any content."]

[@notshardain]

@@0mn1vore ya they're a bot and they spam post lies and vile comments on all sorts of channels. as seen above, jfc.

[@thattyeagain7132]

When I was 14 I read a Be More Chill fanfiction where Michael Mell ate Cereal with Mountain Dew instead of milk. I ate Cereal with Mountain Dew instead of milk for a year. I didn't even like Mountain Dew, I was just pretending to because of the show. It was SO fowl 😭😭

[@entguarde]

No bc i did the same with a peanut butter and CHEESE sandwich. I DONT EVEN LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING PUTTING THAT INTO A KID’S SHOW ABOUT A BALLERINA MOUSE Also less egregiously is maraschino cherries due to a panel in a TAZ graphic novel. Didn’t like em alone but i like them in Shirley temples

[@chilvane]

I was literally just considering trying battery acid spaghetti today... spooky. Strange you might even say

[@IceBen4444]

I just got to that part in the video, I'm slightly less concerned for you.

[@Lacmene8]

I've tried it, I put a handful of sour gummies in my mouth and took a healthy swig or Rockstar, it was very painful

[@Crowsie]

its so good dont listen to anyone who says it isnt. its so good.

[@MissEarthling]

Don't do this

[@hellworm]

i tried it and it sucks, your tastebuds are jacked up ​@Crowsie

[@diehounderdoggenalt]

The tall one frightens me. She craves The White Gilgamesh and would order another The Concoction. Unsettling.

[@pinkmadrose]

I love how she says "feed it to her" like her girlfriend is a lizard

[@Cl-2048]

i think she is

[@ratttgrrrl]

@@Cl-2048yeah she might be and i love her for it

[@ratttgrrrl]

12:49 this response to the ingredients of Spoiled Milk comfirms it

[@poochy]

Ok never heard of “the flavor” before, but here is a copycat recipe without ever having tasted the ingredients. Make cucumber lime water by mixing cucumbers and lime. Add unflavored electrolyte power, or pedialyte or something. The mike’s harder element could be substituted with a vodka cranberry soda, but make it sweet. Boom Canadian Flavor

[@fabrickind]

Come to America and I will make you The Flavor. The ratios need to be exactly right (a tiny bit more Mike's than Gatorade), but once you get it right, it tastes like TV static. It is one that is actually as wild as the post says. I don't mind it at all and tend to finish other's at parties when we choose in inflict it on them.

[@VioletBeyondTheStars]

Can you give an exact measurement that you would say is correct

[@fabrickind]

@@VioletBeyondTheStars unfortunately I've never measured, but try a 55/45 ratio and adjust from there

[@VioletBeyondTheStars]

@@fabrickind thank you

[@singerofsongss]

Unfortunately I can confirm that The Flavor is a pretty fun and unique experience. It’s also a really good way to end up with a spare Cranberry Mike’s Harder Lemonade in your fridge in perpetuity

[@sageisnotaplant99]

Me when I get bored at my barista job and make a latte with a pump of every single flavor of syrup

[@kooriicolada]

Flavor Rainbow

[@Silvery_jade]

Me when I was bored playing Papa's freezeria

[@danielkorrmann5467]

Is it good ?

[@awesomecassiejean]

What does it taste like??

[@sageisnotaplant99]

@@danielkorrmann5467 the flavor was fine but it was sickeningly sweet

[@lovenotegestapo]

Totally not surprised by your lady not minding most of these. This is the woman who stood there eating raw onion like apple slices in an older cooking video. She's not on the same plain as the rest of us, she's achieved tastebud ascension

[@Orange_Tree_]

Hm. That explains.

[@kaylak6034]

When you whipped out the Dollar Tree energy drink I really feared we’d witness your lungs explode for the millionth time.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

The quintessential bad energy drink is like, the Duff Beer novelty one. You know what I'm talking about? They're cheap, branded, and the flavor is "energy drink"?

[@mothmangotango]

As someone who has tried The Flavor, I can confirm that it absolutely does taste.

[@PhoenyxV]

Rockstar being "dollar store energy drink" and "the worst one" is kind of amazing because it's almost on par with monster (but not as popular) where I live. About a dollar cheaper though. I work at a gas station, we've been doing some inventory management lately, and I got reminded of these energy drinks we used to carry called "venom". Now THOSE are what "battery acid spaghetti" would be made of. They were 99c and all of them, no matter what color the can was, tasted like if you liquefied and carbonated (American) smarties. Those liquids tasted like powder.

[@Holytitmouse]

venom was so good. not taste wise, mind you, but in what it offered; energy and battery acid

[@transsexual_computer_faery]

rockstar was big here years ago.

[@TheMightyAzure]

I was thinking the same thinggg bc Rockstar used to be equally popular at least where I lived. I feel like other contenders would be: rip it, full throttle, NOS, bang, prime?, ghost, amp, and some other ones that I sae when searching that I've literally never seen before and they look disturbing

[@PhoenyxV]

@@TheMightyAzure Oooo NOS is a good one. It's the same price as Monster at my store. We have Full Throttle (also same price) and amp (a little cheaper, same price as rockstart) as well. Ghost we just recently got again, it's in the middle between monster and rockstar. Currently the Prime we have I think is like "enhanced flavored water" (think vitamin water or maybe gatorade????) rather than energy drink. We also have one called "bucked up" and another called "c4" that are about the same price as ghost. Never heard of rip it and we don't carry bang anymore because it doesn't sell well. There are way too many energy drinks to keep track of these days haha.

[@SnoFitzroy]

I used to drink Venom all the time and frankly I thought it was good, but all of the flavors do indeed just taste like "the vague idea of some kind of anonymous fruit". Not disagreeing though, it's definitely what battery acid spaghetti would be made of what with how they feel like they're made with a billion times more carbonation than is normal, I just disagree on flavor lol All that said, energy drink enjoyers are missing out on java monster. Everyone goes "coffee flavored energy drink? EEW" without realizing it's JUST coffee. It's literally just a can of coffee that's been fully prepared for you, made by Monster Energy. It's not even carbonated lol

[@thalesvondasos]

17:22 That's not Euros, it's Pounds! That was a Bri'ish person!

[@thebettertee]

every time a non-european says euros instead of pounds an angel loses its wings

[@Sepi-chu_loves_moths]

AAAH!

[@timotheahaider4228]

I imagine the potion of extended bad taste is not made for pleasurable reasons. When I'm sick or having a bad bout of allergies I'll make something I call "spicy milk" which is just turmeric and black pepper in foamed milk. It helps with inflammation and clearing out the sinuses. I could see adding matcha to that for a caffeine boost. The poor guy probably just has bad seasonal allergies.

[@amnesiacore]

That’s what I was thinking too. It’s definitely a drink for when you don’t feel great

[@mikakestudios5891]

My spouse invented a drink called "Jekyll and Hyde" made of the cheapest available strawberry wine, and whipped cream vodka. It tastes luke the memory of strawberry shortcake.

[@hoarsebard]

Our Potions, Father Strange.... Are You Feeling The Effects???

[@nicholaspeters9919]

Were those the most powerful potions?

[@FirstNameBunchANumbers]

2:33 On July 4th a friend once put blue food dye in chicken breast and red dye in cauliflower, but at least there was no benadryl involved

[@natstewgirl]

10:31 part of the experience is the cucumber. I don't know how I know thus, but it's not the same without the cucumber

[@ScizzorSaurusX99]

Yeah I was freaking out when she started naming the replacements and I’ve literally never heard of it before

[@carter333]

This is not from a Tumblr post, but Battery Acid Spaghetti reminds me of a creation my friends and I invented called "Trailer Trash Boba." It's Mountain Dew Baja Blast with Skittles in it.

[@maxdaae]

Do you still willingly drink it lol

[@tairneanaich]

You made a white gilgamesh with _guinness_ ??? Edit: the more I think about this the more I come around bc like. A guinness is already so smooth and creamy. I think it works

[@cooldog1994]

I think theres a decent chance the guinness saved it lol

[@jamesrule1338]

A cheap version of Guinness punch: Half a can of Guinness. Mix in an equal amount of milk. And one large spoonful of brown sugar. It's pretty good.

[@mossfrog9720]

@@cooldog1994the guinness is absolutely why it wasn’t as bad as it could have been

[@Bokatisha1234]

It's just a shitty Guinness float, a thing that plenty of bars do.

[@NameRealperson]

Guinness is definitely strong enough to mask the unusual flavour of the goat milk

[@ilznidiotic]

The cats perched on the near side of the kitchen island turned this into Twilight Zone Jun's Kitchen.

[@coepeach]

someone ship His Name Is Strange the correct ingredients for The Flavor

[@maxdaae]

Yes, I need to see her actually try it

[@Vinemaple]

16:50 Sphinx cat is like, "Möther, why would you poison perfectly good milk? I smell milk and I must have, but I smell alcohol as well, so I can't"

[@Ciara_Turner]

Unanimous consensus: do not make these recipes! Strange: makes these recipes

[@EmlynBryn]

There's no consensus against the white gilgamesh or angels Lament, otherwise it goes from just wayyy too sweet to a weird combo

[@ezdispenser]

i regularly drink cucumber lime gatorade and the prospect of combining it with cranberry is SO intriuguimg to me. it already tastes like something indescribable- tangy and a bit bitter yet at the same time watery and without substance. i will add cranberry juice next time i buy it

[@ryvir1901]

I think what you missed is that cucumber is an essential element of The Flavor.

[@Blasho950]

I make a drink at work I call the brown potion because it's just a mix of all the brown coke products. Sometimes I add an energy drink too just to feel someting

[@jo4370]

My local chain coffee shop once took my order of a “matcha latte” and handed me a matcha with a shot of espresso. Looked and tasted like baby vomit. The potion of extended bad taste reminds me of it, but I do think enough turmeric could have turned it around

[@MrTiesk]

I am SO happy with this video! I've always been curious about these weird concoctions but I could never make them myself because I live in Europe and they don't sell poison here in the same way they sell poison in America

[@xM_n_Mx]

A few years ago I decided I wanted The Flavor to be The official drink of my 21st birthday party. My friends and I found the Mike's Cranberry without issue, but we went to like five different bodegas, gas stations, and convenience stores around our college campus and there was NO sign of the cucumber Gatorade. I was so devastated. On the way back to campus my friend asked to stop back into a gas station 7/11 we'd already been to so she could pick up a vape. We go in and, somehow, there is now a cucumber Gatorade on the shelf, only one of its kind. I don't know of we somehow missed it the first time or if some higher power bestowed it upon us but it happened (and tbh, The Flavor was actually pretty good imo)

[@LynnHermione]

15:28 it has been studied that the "sugar high" doesn't actually exist, sugar does not make people "hyper" or more awake, so this is likely placebo effect.

[@terryt9833]

I assume they are referring to the 7shots of espresso

[@Darthybuddy]

I promise you the energy from the espresso concoction is not due to the caramel. It’s the metric fuck ton of caffeine in that many espresso shots.

[@areallypleasantperson8719]

ive never had a mikey, but i have had cucumber gatorade unwillingly, so ill say that the cucumber is REQUIRED for the recipe, its impossible to replicate the taste of a gatorade cucumber.

[@aoafngyp5312]

the fistbumping lesbians one is a coward's concoction. the only way i could physically force myself to stay awake during my pre-8am shifts a few years back was by necking an awful sludge consisting of 8 spoons of coffee + 10 spoons of sugar and vibrating through the day. my body remained in this realm but my soul was elsewhere. i don't think it ever came back.

[@Ceruleansquid-lo3iv]

I once made coffee-tea, also known as slow drip coffee made with green tea. I could feel the particles in my teeth.

[@espinacasable]

Voluntarily going for seconds on the white Gilgamesh got me pretty good Like, just casually pouring a bit more goat milk

[@markuskoivisto]

It’s how you know they rock

[@capngoose6154]

I work at a coffee shop where we used to get a regular who got what I think is somehow a worse version of the Potion of Extended Bad Taste. It was a frozen matcha latte with six shots of espresso, turmeric, mint, and blended chocolate chips. It looked like swamp algae. I’ve never been brave enough to try it, but maybe I need to now.

[@ThatPurpleCreature]

Loving the FDA disclaimer in the description because I think half of these should not be consumed by humans.

[@kcms2k]

if you ever make a sequel, can you PLEASE make King's Hand

[@nargacuga05]

I’ve tried “the flavor” before, it’s a mix of the two flavors that somehow manages to be less intense than either flavor is alone

[@eggsistential6779]

I've also tried it and I'll echo this. It tastes really sweet, but outside of that, it's just kinda a bizarre taste where no one flavor wins out and both kinda fight each other.

[@andievaldez9982]

if you have a taco bell near you, you can make the Flavor by mixing equal parts baja blast and pink lemonade from the soda fountain. makes a grey drink that tastes like something but also nothing. my girlfriend and I discovered this after mixing both our drinks just to see what happens

[@selkiefluff]

I say this with nothing but love in my heart but your and your gf's fits and hairstyles this summer are giving off ominous amounts of vintage yaoi energy.

[@willow8154]

My coworker made a drink similar to "the flavor" at work regularly- yellow powerade (red will sufice if needed) and zero sugar lemonade, mixed with sparkling water. Once brought him a cucumber lemon gatorade to add, and honestly it made it kinda better?

[@hatemteirelbar9510]

But what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons....

[@ElizabethLazuli]

Hilarious

[@xxnullunxx]

😮😮😮

[@komrot5305]

why is this STILL so FUNNY i am SCREAMING aahhhhhhhhhhh

[@craigusselman546]

And hes not making mustard gas....

[@Evil_Morty79]

He is strange

[@freerangerudy]

i think about the flavor constantly. i had a lime white claw mixed with some kinda light fruit juice and it felt like The Flavor.

[@randompersonyoumightknow2118]

9:05 Yessssss The Flavor i was just thinking about this the other day. Unironically the only reason I'd ever try alcohol is just to experience The Flavor

[@nicholaspeters9919]

“The Flavor”, you say? Well, that’s gotta be the most low stakes foreboding thing I’ve seen this week.

[@PeaceOnEarth013]

God this reminds me of a college drink I made exactly once, called The Irish Beatdown. It was a riff on a Black Eye (one cup coffee plus two shots espresso) and an Irish Coffee. This was a cup of coffee with three shots of espresso two shots of Bailey's, and one shot of Jameson (though you can do two shots Jameson one shot Bailey's if you feel so inclined). Two hours of solid productivity, and then instant death. Maybe I should put that on Tumblr.

[@CrafterKitty-sm3zv]

The Canadian “Flavor” is too polite to show up at your house and not bring you something.

[@grayallen8]

Very disappointed that there was no actual lesbian fist bump to accompany the fist bumping lesbians beverage 😔

[@AxelLeJeff]

The White Gilgamesh was made with a local mainstay of mine, 805. That is a blonde ale, not an irish stout. I'd think anything with 'pasta' is supposed to go until 'al dente' Could probably use instant spoiled milk for some bomb ass pancakes.

[@eggg6008]

The extend bad taste didn't suck because the matcha propbaly wasn't proper whisked so just clumped at the bottom.

[@futureskeleton112]

This just reminded me of my own food that I dreamt up. In my dream, I went through some bizarre, dinosaur-themed drive-thru, and one of the items on the menus was the Broccoli Bungus, a full head of broccoli split lengthwise along the stalk, and filled with cream cheese, churros, and red bell pepper. I have not been courageous enough to try this food in real life, but perhaps one day I will.

[@vectoraz1435]

I'd try that DO IT

[@newleechonlife]

Here's the timestamps for the recipes

[@lauren-kitsuneroach]

“lacrymosa” playing in between recipe title cards is so funny because i was just singing that in choir this morning 😭😭

[@punkcherries]

the flavor was my very first alcoholic beverage . it sure tastes !!! the only discernible flavor i could describe from it was bitter but beyond that its like . the null error of flavors . i hope one day u may experience it for urselves and get the closure u deserve.....!

[@ed6705]

Kristen was straight up born for this, my god.

[@nbdjz1058]

i always love when you include your girlfriend in videos, your dynamic is so fun

[@mayhemilyy]

bringing The Flavor to dashcon 2 for strange

[@thwomp363]

I chugged an enitre pint of battery acid spaghetti, and will again out of spite. I have never seen my friend have such a look of pure terror on her face.

[@inamorato6663]

how is your teeth enamel and the inner lining of your stomach my liege

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Which energy drink was anvil upon which you hammered your sinful soul?

[@thwomp363]

@@PanAndScanBuddy I used the white monster as it is the superior, and for that reason I also had an abundence of

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

@@thwomp363 That makes sense

[@firelordoregano5632]

@@inamorato6663 THIS IS HOW YOUR TEETH AND THE INNER LINING OF YOUR STOMACH WHAT???

[@supahvaporeon]

So I did an "authentic" and a "closer to the post" version of battery acid spaghetti a few months back. Cheaper energy drinks are more acidic, and i think that changes how the strips soak. More acid = the outside of the noodles becoming mush, while the insides stay firm and cant saturate properly. It makes it so it all sticks to your teeth and melt into them like candle wax.

[@izze9951]

Got together with a group of people who brought mikes hard cranberry and cucumber Gatorade from cross country and together we drank the flavor. It was as described but kind of addicting.

[@robinsea]

I've had a 'the flavour' drink. Very different ingredients; it was a fancy flavoured gin, Curacao and lemonade. Just. Empty. Empty drink.

[@xXAlexOrWhateverXx]

It’s a technique in baking to add lemon juice to milk to make sour milk. That way you don’t have to wait for milk to go bad and cause potential health issues. So I completely believe that the instant spoiled milk is bad.

[@GeoffPlays]

The deadpan delivery of "I love prepping dinner for my wife" while peeling apart airheads extreme really tickled my funny bone for some reason lmaooo

[@useruser-kx8dc]

5:10 "beauty" is such a canadian reaction in this moment, i see yall -- with love from a fellow canadian

[@thegreatBarbossa]

11:00 15th century alchemists repeatedly trying and failing to create the magnum opus

[@merliiiinn]

We are being fed! ... unfortunately!

[@kristinastipetic1279]

The Angel's Lament is just a beer float. As in, it's a root beer float but with beer. They're really good! Has to be a dark beer, tho, like a stout or a porter. Recommend you try it with a coffee or chocolate stout next time.

[@micahicahicah]

i feel like an aspect of the flavor you were missing was the fact that cucmber gatorade is like somewhat savory (?) in a weird way, and without that indistinguishable weird taste its not the same

[@Kittyhalk]

Someone needs to figure out how to get Strange the ingredients of The Flavor. Someone needs to smuggle it in to Strange.

[@yoogrldude]

You can’t change both ingredients and still claim it may produce The Flavor XD just save it for the next states trip