4 MILLION SUBSCRIBER FREAKOUT

[@fish1705]

“I like women not men.” “ *I didn’t ask* ”

[@cimaralynn1809]

pleasecometoourhouse Who does that sound like...?

[@lahstories8165]

James Charles is that you

[@hopesteele2698]

Omg it's James charles

[@nightfallanimates60]

lucy is not normal LMAOOOO

[@dutchvanderlinde6209]

sadporn guys

[@thedrunkenramblingsnorthea4201]

"im very famous and very sexy....??" "im into women not guys" "I didnt ask"

[@danaziacrawley6056]

“You shop at Target?” The look on Lucas’s face when he said that

[@ggt47]

Ha?!

[@ggt47]

Ha!

[@Neo91837]

@@ggt47 he got it!

[@jct3439]

“... And an Indistinct age that attracts tweens AND perverts”😂😂😂

[@arrr7670]

"You have no idea where this *stupid* video is going!" Brandon Rogers: *Looks at camera and shrugs*

[@avahtml]

A ƏrrƏør underrated moment

[@Kaelyxw]

I read this while that happened

[@captainc00tie]

"Come on, man, why are you hiding in the produce section" *"I just want to be loved-"*

[@tomurashigaraki4145]

700th like!

[@welcometotheinternet574]

Honestly, that is a mood

[@willdabeast8509]

“You know who I am?” “...I know who that is up there that’s god.”

[@stephenking5852]

😂

[@PlumpStupid]

no sir thats a palm tree...

[@anarkittyuwu3738]

Well said

[@checkmateathiests]

Well jokes on that guy, I dont believe in god B)

[@AR53N1CCCC]

I thought he was going to say "Its gullible" Lol

[@jasemalone1787]

When Brandon doesn't get invited to KZbin rewind. Brandon- I'll make my own God damn rewind

[@shannonmcgivern3898]

this.

[@arilovesbingus8626]

cringe pfp

[@the_nerd_llama1311]

why did i read it in cathy's voice?

[@Yeo.lime1]

@@the_nerd_llama1311 😭😭 lmao

[@juggerNOTtoday]

I wish I had his level of bravery to tumble down a staircase in public

[@Capt.Peachy]

I fell down 3 stair cases and was mocked for not becoming a cripple. Did not have confidence and still don't 🤣

[@Sharkieheart]

I did defore but I slipped on ice I laughed so hard

[@aaviles4268]

Then just do it your yourself

[@jjunicorn5341]

And on purpose too.

[@Holyshitspacepirateswtf]

He went out in public NAKED you moron. That's my level of bravery

[@PhilandCo]

“and an indistinct age that attracts both tweens AND perverts” 😂😂 I am decEASED

[@BrandonRogers]

At 0:34 - my face when my crazy has met its match.

[@dramuah4891]

Brandon Rogers I love you

[@wumbosauce6112]

that man was snorting crack lines off the bible

[@leodasilva804]

THAT GOD RIGHT THEYA THAT BE DAH GAWD

[@clementinenewman4982]

LOVE UUUU

[@osias.]

Lol

[@Haxxer82]

"Brandon Rogers, ladies and gentlemen. He's nowhere near being retarded." I'm definitely using that.

[@detroit.mp4214]

Fred: *gets kidnapped with head In target bag* Brandon: *takes off bag* Fred: *first question for being kidnapped* YOU SHOP AT TARGET!!?

[@thesimsismylife9816]

markiplier/ anime fan Fred was a character. His name is Lucas.

[@kingtreedede7303]

markiplier/ anime fan dat de joke

[@politepineapple7683]

...what? *SLAPPED*

[@kososka]

If you know Lucas, that's pretty in character of him

[@goldenchezburgergirl3795]

“FUCK YOU FOR BEING FAMOUS”

[@Lumapool]

“You shop at target...?” I can’t breathe

[@endo5464]

Hello old man

[@alexcandelaria]

My favorite part Lucas:"YoU sHoP aT tArGeT?!" Me:"😂😂😂😂

[@Yo-oi3bv]

I didn't know that Brandon Roger was behind the meme "Try me bitch"😂😂😂❤️

[@EnvisFlames]

And yet it doesn't surprise me. lol

[@RainbowRagdoll]

His voice is behind so many memes, it fucking amazes me every time I'm casually watching a video and get assaulted by a meme 🤣

[@msthecommentator2863]

Me when I found out he was the one behind "f**k off, Janet" and "move, I'm gay"

[@sevastiai.573]

No no, don't ask the adults. Ask the 13 year Olds!

[@sevastiai.573]

Jakub Czerwiński true lmao

[@lilliansmith9409]

Yessss im 13

[@lucasisyourfav]

I feel called out lmao

[@ana7icia]

oh hi that's me

[@RandomKourosh]

Yeah, Because I am 13... Don't tell my mom...

[@nothisispatrick4644]

Brandon is the youtuber we need but not the one we deserve

[@Sinnergy]

Suicidal Potato You do realise that's a good saying?

[@ES-ne5gx]

true

[@letsparchmentitupyo7566]

preach of the century sis

[@evanfox487]

Tru

[@MystikMonK-d1k]

No this is Patrick 1.1k subscriber's and only 4 comment's I'm your 5th well 6th

[@AS-xe5rs]

*points to sky* "I know who that is right there." *Everyone looks up* "Thats god."

[@mcfatty6729]

Im Cewl w

[@stardonut7477]

????

[@donayre21]

Legend

[@samuellittle8887]

@FilmThemesAndScenes God cannot be seen.. He's a living spirit inside you😄👌

[@age6998]

I was looking for this comment

[@jdblueee]

"Why tf am I alive?" Is what I ask myself every day

[@FTT2002]

“How did you get the whole world to love you when my own mother doesn’t even know my name?” I’m dead.

[@jodyrueda5080]

YOU SHOP AT TARGET

[@ihrt_jibooty]

Jody Rueda right when I read that comment he just said it while I read 😂😂🤣

[@slimsneaker1804]

Jody Rueda hi you only have 1 comment

[@imlactoseintolerant6803]

Jody Rueda who doesn’t

[@Footwater]

I’ve never been to target

[@thehorsesnamewasfriday8695]

That literally made me scream 💀

[@chickennugget169]

"You shop at target????" Lol same

[@Idkaboutthis.]

Chicken Nugget who doesn’t?😂

[@roflel2]

Chicken Nugget me

[@chickennugget169]

WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY LIKES??

[@casswashwash1070]

Chicken Nugget BECAUSE YOU’RE FUCKING ADORABLE

[@98puw234695834896jiu]

Bless June everyone in Canada because there's none...

[@victordavis9002]

Poop jokes are funny I can't lie about that.

[@gracehettinger3980]

No shit (I had to)

[@TaraA-vr6vf]

THAT DISGUISING!

[@kenyafoster7167]

*kidnaps a childhood star* *Childhood star:* you shop at tArgEt?

[@geanahendron1992]

Lmao

[@snowyphoenix9183]

Fred vs Brandon. The ultimate fight.

[@Blurrish]

Is that actually Fred

[@ellas8725]

@@Blurrish Yes

[@eef3044]

This is literally the most unpredictable channel on youtube oml

[@darlyn7750]

I can predict it’s unpredictable

[@gangel478]

“Where’s your star?” “Um... well... it’s up my ass”

[@corruptiononline]

the unpredictablity is predictable

[@hamifmememan3805]

True is true

[@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy]

It really is and that’s why I love it!

[@Pablo-pl2kk]

2:55 is the greatest thing I've seen today

[@madeleinemanota9128]

jacksepticeye😃😃

[@n1CKYP0oo]

2:07 *_TWEENS AND PERVERTS_*

[@brian-with-a-nadinojinn4140]

I'm confused for both of those.

[@ratsubhan4968]

Are they mutually exclusive

[@ll_extremelystressed_ll3804]

That's actually accurate

[@Viva-qd2bo]

Is there a difference?

[@smokedoutvillain]

2:13

[@lucyhtml]

*_CONGRATS BRANDON!!!_* I feel like even Brandon is a character at this point...

[@almostxinfinite5853]

JedDraws same

[@fl3m1n9o4]

JedDraws He is, like in the Stuff and Sam behind the scenes

[@Dunkel100]

He is if you watched stuff and Sam on Facebook

[@fl3m1n9o4]

Wakizooki Wait what?

[@analizaeugenio579]

Lel

[@nevenmusic3024]

''Do you know me sir?'' ''I know who that is that's God'' I'm actually choking

[@imbehindyou6044]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@AwareOrSomething]

0:54 Thats exactly what I thought he was gonna say

[@daisylove6853]

Brandon: screams at random people in public and rolls down the stairs Also Brandon: *gets scared of his shadow*

[@ewesine]

This comment has 666 like... its a sign😮

[@duckwithaknife9673]

Hes still gay ok

[@almamaimonderazon5794]

@@duckwithaknife9673 So what if he's gay?

[@msthecommentator2863]

@@duckwithaknife9673 they say if a gay sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of winter

[@Aceofspades2006]

@@duckwithaknife9673literally so random

[@editsongsformyplaylist.2144]

*Brandon Rogers Shops at Target..*

[@apocaloptigon9988]

why does this matter

[@thejassified]

''where's your star?'' ... iTS uP mY aSs

[@hopesteele2698]

What I said when my teacher asked for my homework

[@jasonlott5020]

Serenjiminty up his ass probably stuck

[@thatidentitythief8962]

Loving your profile pic of jimine he’s sooooo cute

[@nisrintrabelsi7115]

Jiimmiiiinnnnn

[@itsnotemma9741]

ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@flxxdedeyes]

Honestly Brandon Rogers is so unpredictable, especially all his series dude. I questioned everything after the end of Blame the Hero.

[@jonjonss]

Points at sky “that’s god”

[@lightzpy8049]

"He doesn't deserve us"

[@spacecase352]

Connor L-S I read this at the same time he said it

[@lauracoba1085]

Connor L-S lmaooo

[@ttfirs4330]

He shops at Target? **Shane Dawson has entered the chat**

[@averagecrow5320]

HAHAHAHAHAH

[@michaelnicholson6669]

MEEEE

[@adrianatvaroha7804]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ttfirs4330]

Christina Azarian ikr

[@chavas6674]

*Liza Enter The Chat*

[@samihajannat1843]

*wHy ThE fUcK aM I aLiVe?* … *a few minutes later* … *Girls: Can we take a picture?* *Old man: Yh your an internet sensation!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@craigthederp7078]

Samiha Jannat ur stupid

[@Slenderslayer351]

@@craigthederp7078 I've noticed that in early videos, Brandon had gained weight

[@craigthederp7078]

Slenderslayer351 ok?

[@ana7icia]

@@craigthederp7078 what is your problem?

[@d0m4n11]

Scorpion_main_666 , you’re the stupid one you can’t even spell you’re

[@mariothedevil1537]

Nobody: My last brain cell during an important exam: 2:56

[@angelicabomination1699]

That moment when you've seen every Brandon Rogers video and seeing one second of every Brandon Rogers video reminds you that you should watch all of his videos again

[@Testsubject276]

i thought you just kidnapped some guy off the street thinking he was Lucas, but holy shit you actually got him.

[@disc-rott]

Yea he actually kidnapped Lucas, it’s crazy right?

[@sophia-ql5zo]

Testsubject276 I thought he just put a bag over someone’s head lmao

[@chimmi.com_]

Me too lol

[@james2529]

yeah, interrupting his busy schedule of... not being Fred anymore

[@SamiiiCheeseCAKE]

YO I THOUGHT SO TOOOOOOO

[@lemnlyme]

Only 4 million?! You so need more. You DESERVE more

[@thefaded9177]

lemøn lime No joke, but I like your profile pic

[@nataliegotnojams6460]

I know he needs like 180 MILLION subscribers he is so funny and he makes people laugh and he is a great person

[@this-is-isaac]

He deserve's to be noticed by the whole world

[@lilllvdal1731]

lemøn lime love ur comment m8

[@mariaserrano2953]

lemøn lime SO IM NOT THE ONLY PNE WHO BELIEVES THIS

[@blueeyedduelist6412]

Brandon embarrasses himself so we don’t have to. This man is a legend

[@ulisesr614]

0:20 When your own cameraman doesn't know who you are

[@smeaglesmegg1243]

Omg! I just noticed that was Gabriel

[@taylorbreckenridge6390]

"And an indistinct age that attracts tweens and perverts" lol

[@releasethebeast2893]

Taylor Breckenridge twinks*

[@Olivia-cl6ww]

Pluto's Moon He said tweens, Brandon called him a stupid twink

[@momolandstea6927]

Gets kidnapped: you shop at target?

[@eaganlim8548]

Hehehehehehhe

[@meatball1330]

Lmao

[@Dasi16744]

Let's all appreciate the fact that Brandon makes our day with these videos when we just want laughter when were ready OvO

[@mcd2173]

Brandon: “Do you know who I am sir?” Man: *points* Man: “I know who that is; that’s God”

[@poopiehead1]

0:31

[@chickenrycoolfloof6638]

The man knows who, he was pointing the wrong one

[@Craz-three4me]

Lol for all three

[@sheenaghh]

I WHEEZED AT THAT PARTT

[@rialtoareaemergencyrespons1915]

I’m not surprised LA is a shithole filled with crackheads lol

[@hellopinkman8410]

“Where is your star?” .... honey he is the star

[@juliacaschi]

and DAMN you turned into a skinny legend over the years wtf

[@Bielkaluna09]

"Where is you're star" "Well its....it,s on my" Who else loves this dude 😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Forestputty]

*takes off bag* Sniff Lucas: You shop at target I’m done 😂😂😂

[@carnalgaz]

Francheska Ortega eyyy army😂😂

[@jdonsoundcloud]

In exactly 1 year... Brandon hit 5 million

[@haxorusrose]

More like 3 months

[@car_king-1]

It’s been 4 months

[@vrndavanchrista8481]

it isnt even 1 year since u commented this and he has over 5 million now

[@uryakstalajwqm9219]

I'm your 1k liker

[@jess-rk5oc]

come on man, why you hiding in the produce section *i just wanna be loved* why are both of these lines so funny

[@clydearnold1931]

When the Irishman came out I cried laughing.

[@officerjuggernautgaming]

True!!!!

[@imjonathan6745]

Referencing jackscepticeye

[@QueenKillu]

Showing this to 3 of my friends made me conclude there are 3 types of people The one who dies laughing the whole time Then the one who is just making a wtf face the whole time Then both at the same time

[@steviemaster]

i am doing all of the 3 at the same time.... idk why

[@dancemonster6951]

Brandon deserves more subscribers

[@robbob5258]

Brandon Rogers. He’s the hero we... Have.

[@internetperson3228]

I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

[@bobfafe1465]

369 likes

[@maximkostenko9933]

@@bobfafe1465 make that 760

[@drewlishman5118]

I was the thousandth like

[@xlk2826]

We don't really care, we just have him.

[@droxyfennecdragon9267]

Brandon: do you know who i am sir? Guy: i know who that is right there *points at sky* thats god. *W H E E Z E*

[@sparklingsn]

"You shop at target?"

[@cyb3rg1rl-ari]

Helena Mariano lmao that made me die 😂😂 because it was so random 💀😭

[@mr.gwenpool4483]

Imagine what you could do with 1% of brendons confidence

[@ryecreek2656]

Mr. Gwenpool too much too much... maybe that’s why it wasn’t given to me

[@cinderamawonder5645]

You can learn how to teach the babies how to swear and defy gravity

[@GINSHOTGUN]

I'd do lots of unimanigable stuff..

[@Reaper12131]

Just got this to 700 likes

[@scheezy]

Brandon? I think you meant

[@jackdominguez207]

That's because everyone who watches Brandon Rogers never goes outside

[@yikesforeverr]

500 Subs Without Videos Wow!! Just wow!! Excuse me but-. . . I can actually agree 100 percent:/

[@deekalinda3676]

Proobably the shit kinda shit we all wanna do. Maybe we will one day?

[@doginhat13]

500 Subs Without Videos you only have 111

[@Eli-bm8om]

500 Subs Without Videos ikr

[@doginhat13]

500 Subs Without Videos you are a scam

[@DaesoTheOne]

I love how Lucas was such a menace.

[@robeyhines8149]

You shop at Target?

[@jesaya123]

Best Part! lol

[@jazlyntaylor4141]

Robey Hines SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL

[@iputstickeronmycarrier4062]

Jazlyn Taylor no

[@leroy4367]

Jazlyn Taylor hey, how about you stop asking people for subs

[@robeyhines8149]

Tianlong HD *big yikes*

[@issareanna]

“Excuse me sir do you know who I am?” *points up to the sky* “I know who that is right there, thats god”

[@banana_bird_1496]

Reanna I spell my name the same way

[@Laura-wt5kq]

😂😂

[@maahuu2379]

No one: Literally no one: Not a single soul: Brandon: *HERE'S THE SKINNY*

[@DingoYabuki]

Unnecessary "no one"

[@maahuu2379]

@@DingoYabuki just emphasising my dear.

[@sithlordsoup]

I bet if the CEO was there they would recognize him lmao

[@CanadianDan854]

*In all honesty, I’m actually really proud of you. I’m legitimately surprised that you don’t have more subscribers.*

[@ShiruKitty]

he will.

[@LuckyLuke-gd8fl]

After Brandon kidnapped Lucas, the only question he had was, "You shop at Target?" XD

[@jahimalnar7978]

LuckyLuke 3000 don't forget 'what'?

[@ToxicSkull0]

0:33 “I know who that is right there that’s god” Random Pigeon: “Worship me”

[@miss.pineapple740]

Bradon Rogers = *a absolute miracle*

[@BUTTON4242]

Brandon: Do you know who I am?? Random Guy: *points up to sky* I know you THAT is, and that's *G O D*

[@insanity286]

Man:"where's your star?" Brandon:"It's...........Up my ass" That killed me😂 Through out the years he seems more mentally unstable but don't we all😂

[@RainbowRagdoll]

I DIDNT EXPECT LUCAS OH MY FUCKING GOD IM CRYING!! 🤣 You were who I liked over Fred in the very early 2010s, I'm glad to see you've just kept growing as a comedian and person since I first found you 🥰

[@F5dfgvjh82j68]

Same! Best crossover!

[@thediamondstewyt8260]

2:55 Wow didn’t know jacksepticeye was in this

[@sophiersticated]

TheDiamondStew //YT feel like we actually need that character tho 😂

[@jtjess6376]

As soon as the character showed up I stated saying “ohnoohnoohno”

[@farewellwanderlust]

my exact thoughts

[@laraniamh]

I was just abt 2 comment that as well looks like it aint just me who got that 😂

[@katherinewilliams5486]

That's not jacksepticeye

[@wadeneufeld1]

The part when he says that Brandon is predictable...i thought he was the least predictable person EVER. he comes up with unexpected endings. He is really good at doing plot twists lol

[@colmyn8866]

yes,true

[@hellothere3285]

I wanna like the comment but *420*

[@sarahmanza3523]

Half way through this video there was something on my leg and I screamed “MOVE IM GAY”. Those are my reflexes

[@kessu5290]

IF THIS ISN’T ME

[@potatotomato2360]

MICHEAL

[@foustinakp]

Dead 💀

[@katelynspencer8392]

Aaaaaaaaaa

[@fatimahanwaar306]

5 years later this has been the best collaboration ever both Brandon Rogers and Lucas Cruikshank are the best when it comes to comedy LOL

[@exsessivewaste]

The fact that he lost so much weight still amazes me

[@arturocaldwell7950]

Crack does wonders

[@h0ttestf4g]

Doesn't surprise me tho considering all the shit he's done. Like all the running and rolling around and shit

[@_Atlatus_]

I just wanted to say Yes

[@gorft4stic]

Quinn He’s also on keto.

[@lottiej742]

I dont watch Brandon Rogers that often but when I do, I smile and laugh

[@Whit3Eyes]

Lottie J same

[@nathan19bane]

Lottie J here as well.

[@starbittenpixieboy]

Lottie J same

[@finoa1984]

OH MY GOD LUCAS

[@nisarojas2869]

I’m just now seeing this video and realizing that he collabed with Lucas. He can collab with anyone!

[@MorteGlory]

Love seeing how much weight he dropped while staying true to himself and his comedy, and not becoming some self-righteous asshole in the process. Very motivational

[@BrandonRogers]

Thank you so much!!! :)

[@MorteGlory]

Brandon Rogers of course :) love your content 😊

[@DBK_Productions]

This video keeps getting better and better...

[@james_hunter6614]

"that attract tweens and perverts" lmao I lost it at that point 😂

[@noe4354]

I heard that as I read this

[@zero15150]

Rewatching in 2023. Up to 6.2 million subscribers. Congrats, Brandon and crew

[@taylorburke8745]

Do you know who I am sir? Man raises finger to the sky *I knOw whO thAt iS. RigHt thEre...ThAts god*

[@KevinWolfGames]

K

[@yellow0reos337]

Kevin Wolf L

[@theeverything2719]

@@yellow0reos337 O

[@zacharybutler8047]

What's is with the random capitalization of letters?

[@alexisnicholas6173]

Amen

[@DahliaKokoro]

This is the crossover I didn't know I needed

[@shrekisdaddy9010]

Wait Brandon looks normal!?!? I thought that guy had a wig permanently attached to his head

[@theemeraldpickaxe2325]

We all did... w e a l l d i d . . .

[@kpro_1188]

XD

[@laws-innercircle]

Isn’t that just hair?

[@SOLID.SOLIDM]

Brandon deserves everything he’s gotten😭💗 the man worked hard for it

[@BondTheOGYT]

Congrats! Brandon never fails to entertain me haha

[@BondTheOGYT]

Lmfaoboi

[@ronin7881]

Bond ha

[@enriquediaz6765]

0:34 I like how they both look up.😂

[@Lover20k]

Enrique Diaz all of them did 😂😂😂

[@yoink4180]

*_That's God_* Edit: It scares me bc he has the same voice as my uncle.

[@kingyozz1239]

It's good

[@rizziesmomoring]

*rae*

[@unmutershorts8768]

Jesus dick

[@kaileewinstead7328]

0:33

[@scott4398]

BIRD UP

[@Ray4938]

I legitimately cannot tell if this is 100% acted out or if this is part of Brandon's insecurity, I know this was 4 years ago but i hope he's doing well today and that he knows he doesn't have to prove anything to anyone, that his mental health matters and that him and his characters are fantastic. Love you Brandon, thank you for bringing me a whole lot of laughs at 3 am cry sessions and distracting me from the real world :)

[@GotoMaki4Micah]

i dont think he cares for fame, he just wants to be able to do what he loves and not be held back financially. there was a interview with some padilla guy, where brandon says hes feels guilty for how happy he is being able to do what he loves and being able to live in a city he loves.

[@tnana7580]

@@GotoMaki4Micah 'some padilla guy'

[@Kayla16Lynn]

*YOU SHOP AT TARGET?*

[@mrlowkey4187]

1:39 I’m honestly surprised that he’s still alive.

[@bacongamer720]

Me too !

[@timmy-o777]

Mr Lowkey wut is wrong,you want he to die?

[@user-wb6sz6xg3r]

Mr Lowkey go look at his KZbin channel the name is Lucas

[@juliettemarii]

He made a joke about everyone thinking he was dead in one of his videoa

[@The_living]

Same

[@tomwills5231]

1:18 Me rolling down the stairs of heaven down to hell instead of walking down because it’s faster.

[@cyanideclown3155]

Its faster if you roll!

[@heyhoser3057]

3:53 try not to laugh challenge started. I lost immediately

[@wendykaye39]

*Rips bag away* “You shop at Target?!”