Clowns on a Date (NOT FOR KIDS)

[@arkeiou_]

Joker: I disturb people Brandon Rogers: Park my clown car

[@edwinandressantos5069]

No hold my peptobismal

[@Tjmoza986]

Arkeiou park my clown car

[@NDJunction]

Netflix hella jealous

[@Tjmoza986]

Arkeiou there we go thanks for using it

[@sandwichgrill357]

Well he can’t hold shit because he has robot arms

[@riverinthesky]

“not for kids” first line: good morning children

[@Urza_Nightacalla]

So true

[@Lenin6969]

devin yes

[@wrath2509]

COPPA: Wait... Thats illegal

[@prithiviflippinvoodoo4852]

Because he knows that the children are gonna click the video anyways

[@Mossfaerie]

@@prithiviflippinvoodoo4852 No, because it fits with the plot.

[@cozykat553]

“Not for kids” “Hello children “

[@albertwhydidyoublockme4299]

Caught us

[@dizkontinued8411]

Brandon:you cought me red haned

[@noahblair3020]

2 thousandth like!

[@audrey2reactsharper546]

hello-

[@barnicle4549]

.Im 11.

[@riven9179]

Ok but can we talk about how gorgeous Brandon looks in the purple hair and contacts????

[@lune78]

OMG YES. So sexy.

[@Alastor_is_hot666]

He slays fr

[@Ji-hoonJem]

His hair is supposed to be pink I think

[@unicorn69]

@@Ji-hoonJemStill

[@Bucket_boy155]

i was gonna comment the same thing don't question the user it was a dare

[@kennethh4200]

“Well, you keep your-...” “Go ahead, say it.” “...BLA-“

[@KhoiV]

What a fucking n

[@tofu-king]

Blood?

[@_DearDarling_]

😂😂😂😂

[@730ctrl_]

YOU STOLE TJIS

[@ccbb8115]

i love that he has to clarify that this isnt for kids

[@aidenmills5626]

Coppa sucks

[@Blaznchicken]

Aiden Mills nah he does it in pretty much every video

[@madmanwebster94]

He shouldn't have to

[@LuinTachibana]

COPPA blows

[@onikisusalt3665]

Title: (NOT FOR KIDS) The first sentence in the video: HeLLo ChiLDrEn

[@gracegrace6528]

Brandon: "(NOT FOR KIDS)" Also Brandon: "GOOD MORNING CHILDREN"

[@YeahAlright1983]

Only kids who watch him and fuck their parents can watch his videos silly

[@mike0110ful]

I know... it's like he is monetized. Jajajaja

[@SoldierMan1557]

Ain't that a coincidence

[@brutechieftain9321]

🥴😭🥴😭🥴😭

[@smaballllzzzzz]

@@YeahAlright1983 i dont swear at my parents cuz their filipino and he is the only tging that makes my day

[@yarasmit4914]

3:32 the detail of him saying ¨Whoopsie!¨ showing the blurred lines between reality and his hallucination of Wendy is soo good . Chillss

[@angelamedina3190]

it genuinely gave me a shiver up my spine

[@charlottem7276]

“everyone knows a clown’s name is the first words from their mother”- his name is blah blah 😭😭

[@HGmolotov]

My mother has a birthing fetish

[@user-sg4ov7ng4h]

@@HGmolotov oh

[@HGmolotov]

@@user-sg4ov7ng4h you too?

[@charlottem7276]

BoopaDoop Johnson HWHAT

[@johnmarston3921]

He doesn't know his name so blahs blahs could be a sensor for everyone saying it

[@sotsu618]

“YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL???” *_“YeS DADDY”_*

[@NDJunction]

Is this how we're starting the 20's? pink and poop free?

[@orangeismyfavoritecolor]

ND Junction yes.

[@sionefinaulahi4640]

Oh...oh my

[@evienova1922]

Angel Dust who?

[@felipezuniga2885]

Why am I always seeing these when they say that

[@brettmacphee8365]

"YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMAL!!" "YEAH DADDY" "WHY ARE WE SCREAMING" "CAUSE WERE CLOWNS" *audible attraction*

[@withlove_fred]

poieismagic I like the part were she said “YEAH DADDY”

[@TinyMafioso]

OOOOOO A A A A A

[@fefyfefingtion1530]

What is pepto bismal

[@withlove_fred]

jeffery morago Diarrhea medication It can treat diarrhea, heartburn, nausea, and upset stomach.

[@sinjin4605]

😆

[@fleabaguette9699]

I 100 percent believe that Brandon bought tiny robot hands one day and decided to make an entire series based around it

[@oliviaburleigh700]

“Make the conversation about her.” _”What’s your social security number?”_

[@BunnyBlazin]

Me on a date

[@natasha9431]

Thats a good conversation I must say lol😂

[@screaminberries9046]

When you’re on a date with a scam phone call

[@GT-nc2qp]

Yeah we watched the video

[@SamuelAngula-zt2fe]

Or real

[@hash4975]

"Hey Brandon, what should we do for the credit scene?" Brandon: "Idk man, just pour Pepto Bismol on the table."

[@gorft4stic]

PieQueen234 PieQueen234 Did you know that you can od on Pepto Bismol? I didn’t.

[@marinafawcett252]

Love you profile picture ❤️❤️❤️

[@Dextellor]

@@marinafawcett252 oh really I should try thay

[@dx.feelgood5825]

@@marinafawcett252 agreed!

[@hash4975]

@@marinafawcett252 gracias

[@breadwinner9693]

So his mom said “blah blah” when he was born, since the first word they say is their name.

[@rileyrossiter1995]

A child

[@somegoodsoup7008]

F***head the clown

[@Anna-w4p3s]

Imagine someone’s name being ew

[@moonlightshadowpony]

i think it might have been them getting talked to by someone they didnt care about, like "oh my god you're having a baby! quick we need to get you some blankets and towels and some hot water, oh my gosh do you need pain killers i've got some advil somewhere in my purse that might help a little bit" meanwhile the mother's had the child and goes "bla bla bla do you ever shut up? i'm fine."

[@somegoodsoup7008]

@@Anna-w4p3s disgusting spawn the clown

[@Luzei_arts]

"WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NERVOUS?! YOU'RE THE HOT ONE" "I KNOW" "YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL?!" "YEAH DADDY" Favorite part

[@wingedbluj1674]

AKA Blitzo's and Verosika's first date.

[@Gavin53zane]

"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!"

[@888.veronicaa]

@@Gavin53zane “CAUSE WE’RE CLOWNS”

[@Gavin53zane]

@@888.veronicaa oh.

[@barbaravaldezprados3522]

Oooh

[@no.8853]

"(NOT FOR KIDS)" "GOod mOrniNg chiLdrEn"

[@popstar12ist]

carissa crowl god dammit my joke was already joked

[@CjLive]

Lmaoooo I thought that same

[@parkchimmin7913]

Let’s hope COPPA doesn’t touch this. Apparently, they already put the COPPA label on episode one of Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared. Seriously. Wtf.

[@yukorai8323]

Khaotic_mess 123 bruh you’re the reason coppa exists

[@skyshale]

@@parkchimmin7913 damn

[@keeganlillith9694]

Me: Can I have the Joker and Harley Quinn? Mom: They’re too expensive. Let’s see, you can have Blah Blah and Whoopsie.

[@berryplut0]

Im crying from laughter! I love this comment! XD

[@NOOOOOOO0OOOOO]

Yeah this is the rare occurrence where the off brand is better than the name brand.

[@thiagos.almeida9017]

Love it!!! Lol

[@linktriforce9669]

I mean a lot less abusive

[@Rudy-fk4bq]

Kid: Mom can we have Joker and Harley Quinn? Mom: No, we have Joker and Harley Quinn at home. Joker and Harley Quinn at home:

[@worm1335]

*”WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?”* *”BECAUSE WE’RE CLOWNS”* “oooh” “ahhh”

[@aggressivelysobbing]

"So how long-" *"DONT ASK ME QUESTIONS."* "So whats your social security number?"

[@avamathers9550]

Genius

[@willoverdoseonmusic]

BRUH YOU JUST REPEATED SOMETHING FROM THE VIDEO, and you got a thousand likes for it.

[@worm1335]

Gabriel's Random Videos ya life is crazy

[@i_sturniolo]

I love ur pfp btw

[@habfewufbq3ouwfwfcq3r]

This man is so fucking good at connecting everything together. Ties in so well to the short Blah Blah series.

[@athenaeugenio8726]

I'm showing this to my child and telling him this is how my date with his father went

[@Slider4lif3]

Elgender41 popped a tit right into his mouth

[@Keedisgay]

Yuii and it was because of you

[@935productions8]

Omg

[@johnfkennedy6876]

LOL

[@vortex2.061]

You spilled juice on the floor

[@itsthatonechickagaincallth7843]

Brandon: *has multiple mental breakdowns on screen* Us: *A R T*

[@sinjin4605]

😂

[@MrDenden94]

ArTHp

[@oliviabunting335]

It is thought

[@marcelinechan]

He's the channel that cures cancer then gives it back.

[@sillyy5563]

You might know this, but this is the little break you get when scrolling down the comments before reading more unoriginal quote from video shit👀 so thanks..

[@DashingSteel]

Brandon Yeeteth and Brandon Yoinketh away

[@barbiesleftshoe]

Love that for him

[@BeldamDoll]

🤣🤣🤣

[@SoldierMan1557]

😂😂😂

[@GOTHBOI557]

"Well you keep your-" "Go ahead say it" ... "Bla-!" Had me rolling 🤣

[@ScarrVett]

KZbin algorithm: "Bright colors and emojis are for children" This video:

[@jamescolm1133]

ScarrVett well kids shouldn’t be on KZbin so I don’t care what they see it’s their parents fault there is KZbin kids for a reason

[@gorft4stic]

James Games fr fuck them kids not literally though...

[@aerbald]

@@gorft4stic What a shame, you were almost promoted to the elite life

[@CrazyHippie33]

Foolish humans

[@spartacusgalactica5226]

I'm a kid and from the looks of the replys..I think I'm welcome here 😎

[@macie6109]

“YoU wAnT sOmE pEpTo BiSmOl????” “YeS dAdDy!!!“

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

wHy ArE wE ScReAMiNg?!

[@elizabethkberg649]

cUsE wErE ClOwNS!!!!!!!!!

[@elizabethkberg649]

OoOoO!!!

[@elizabethkberg649]

Evelina Sturma is for nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach and diarrhea have you seen the commercials it’s this pink liquid that helps with that

[@elizabethkberg649]

Evelina Sturma np it was fun to say nausea heartburn indigestion upset stomach diarrhea into the phone LOL I sing it

[@SchoolDeskInk]

The one thing I wasn't prepared for when I was watching Brandon was lore that blew my mind

[@magicallynate1250]

Honestly I love that his videos connect to a story too. He's really stepping up

[@nolanarmogan383]

There’s a lot of lore in all of his vids if you look hard enough

[@NameName-yj7lp]

same I was so scared when it all went real real, I was waiting for like a funny gun punchline Yknow? But no it’s LORE

[@ravinrabits4858]

Same, when I finished blood and makeup, the entire video took a massive turn.

[@xavierjohnson8094]

@Breme gang the serial killing clown

[@shrimpwater]

i say this very literally; i can't stop watching this. this video is EXACTLY my brand of psychological horror that itches my brain just right. brandon rogers really gets it

[@bxrnz_rqz]

christmas is hell had me on the edge of my chair man

[@daffodils5191]

"don't talk about yourself. Make sure the conversation's about her." All in an echo **Something ain't right here**

[@LemonMMT-shimaDropleT]

Yeah. The truth way goes to a woman's heart is: Talking about her" to her instead of anything else. Works

[@bobvancevancerefrigeration844]

Captain llima Bean/Kuraiku if he talks about himself he might have a chance to remember who he really is in the first place (which I’m guessing that’s what they want to avoid)

[@daffodils5191]

@@bobvancevancerefrigeration844 that's kinda the point. But the echo seems to be associated with slipping back into reality.

[@user-vs3cp4hl8c]

Maybe they're trying to get information from her so they can use her for I-don't-know-what. That's probably why she dissapeared at the end ;-;

[@projekt41]

Maybe it's advice that you can use back in reality to trick the nurse to let her guard down😉

[@randomname3709]

"Everybody knows me. Im Dumb Bitch Linda." I dont know why but I laughed way too much at this.

[@natasha9431]

Hahah I agree that's a funny part I like

[@sweetest_fatemel1700]

Just a guy that really loves Yut Lung same LMAO

[@demonnodles4836]

Just a guy that really loves Yut Lung me too

[@heatherstille9502]

I love dumb bitch Linda

[@darrylestano]

Looks like Brandon is lowkey teasing his new series.

[@smolbasso]

Sure as hell hope so. This one seems especially interesting

[@apologyapocalypse8693]

@@smolbasso truth

[@supportlamp5728]

You had me at "Slowly teasing"

[@aestheticallysaturn2965]

@@darrylestano Have you considered slowly teasing?

[@Hardlythere]

Darryl John Estaño I hope so

[@frenimationsyt2320]

0:56 “And I’ll do it again to!” “ do what?” “Idk what we talkin about, but I’m ready to fight” literally one of my favorite lines in this series

[@mingweeny]

The youngsters are trembling reading that message “not for kids”

[@sugargirl1883]

Haha haha....funny joke

[@jpegdemon6014]

i looked at the title for 2 minutes and got up to start looking for my headphones i said "fuck it" and watched the video... at 11:00pm a swearing video... with my mom in the next room... with no headphones... so many things wrong

[@jpegdemon6014]

@TXC Rag3 i dont assume i no

[@cerisemin]

@@jpegdemon6014 *know

[@jpegdemon6014]

@@cerisemin it was a joke

[@hyellodere6505]

This is lowkey turning into a series where a man is framed for a mental illness, and loses his identity, while being kept there by cruel staff, keeping him from finding the truth, as if he were a government project or government project test subject. But hey, that's just my opinion.

[@justnick8193]

I'm not gonna lie this reminds me of american horror story asylum series

[@coleozaeta6344]

Or my small nuts

[@applejelly226]

That was just a question

[@James-cg7eq]

thank you wise one

[@averageslipknotenjoyer]

That’s just a theory. A game theory

[@druidmeats]

I wouldn’t mind a long serious like with ‘Dont Blame The Hero’.

[@lv3crook301]

its called "blame the hero" because the main character was called blame

[@thanosbrub9136]

Lv3 Crook and that the hero was to blame for all the bad things that happened in the series

[@bubbajohnson1354]

@@lv3crook301 yes i think he knew that, he meant he wanted a long series like with blame the hero

[@druidmeats]

i’m so god awful with names, i thought the main dudes name was Blame but i didn’t remember right, you are correct. my point still stands, i want a movie like thing for this clown boy

[@bilibilibd2598]

@@bubbajohnson1354 yeah but the parent comment called it dont blame th hero

[@Olimias]

1:02 IS THE PART IS KILLING ME

[@rudeTXTmoa]

IM CRYINGGG

[@tadukitheprius]

I got flashbacks to Magic Funhouse when he said “Good morning, children”

[@peachyplum]

Especially since Whoopsie is Sacha from Magic Funhouse

[@thibaultl.477]

Why hello there boys and girls !

[@BiG_WeWsie]

Thibault L. I hope you’re all a fannnn of *holds up random fan* MAGGGICCCC

[@ChaseMoneyNotViews]

I hope your a fan of piLls

[@chadachi1353]

@@BiG_WeWsie we'll cast some spales to help tou grow,

[@F0ober]

I need more of this like a full show of him just trying to figure what’s going on

[@woogiesworkshop]

YES!

[@thegooobley1993]

I'd love that And maybe every other episode he's forced to take the drugs and while high he tries to figure more stuff out as Blah Blah.

[@WarmishFrog]

Wait another four months

[@Milo-no8dy]

I think it’s down the pipeline

[@justsomeboydoinghisthing7782]

Love that detail when his clown voice gets back after he got drugged again.

[@toshizashi9060]

2:00 ... who the hell says 'Blah Blah' when they give birth? (I love the video to much)

[@2.0studi0syt3]

lmfao

[@legonicktnt]

She could have said nothing and had told someone that afterward

[@dragonmanover9000]

This seems like it'll branch out to a whole new series.

[@zackarythompson732]

Man i hope so!

[@thiqq2387]

I better fukkin beee

[@ryanrayner610]

IT SHOULD

[@creepyclown3551]

That was exactly what I was thinking xD

[@bluefacebaby476]

Yeah hopefully

[@Max_Jordan]

*NOT FOR KIDS* "Good morning, children" * Confused COPPA noises *

[@xDSolo]

Lol same thing i said😂😂😂😂😂. I love how everyone notices the things i notice too

[@r.e.m.outsold]

lmao coppa i-

[@onikisusalt3665]

Fuck, I accidentally copied your comment

[@onikisusalt3665]

@Dharma Hernandez Sorry, but Execution*

[@connor48880]

I don’t It’s all the same joke

[@omrizod]

I'm down for this to turn into a series, focusing more on the reality

[@yourlocalcultleader7483]

Y e s

[@locke180]

Seeing how blame the hero was a series it’ll probally happen

[@cici665]

Yesss

[@glitchy_h0351]

𝒀𝒆𝒔 𝒔𝒊𝒓𝒓𝒓

[@grim_reaper_00]

👏🏼 y 👏🏼e👏🏼s!

[@expletorystar48]

0:56 all my dreams in one sentence

[@disc0skull472]

Notice how he says “I thought I had a special just, but whoopsy!” Whoopsy was her name, I think he secretly remembers.”

[@mayumigarcia9445]

DISC0 skull i don’t think it’s a secret he remembers, i think it’s more like he subconsciously remembers

[@jacobwhite9961]

@@mayumigarcia9445 i agree with you view a bit more

[@turtle8594]

Yes

[@smellyrat6009]

Woah

[@void1917]

"Clowns on a date", bruh you depicting all of the couples in my school

[@abigailgooch3339]

I laughed so fucking hard at this comment. Relatable asf

[@daoogieboogie]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUUUMN

[@tophatunited2722]

LOL

[@onthegotho2723]

I’m fucking laughing soooo had at this comment hahahhaha 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@therealsalemjules]

Literally all the tiktok couples

[@sock446]

"playtime is over." Well, were starting off strong aren't we?

[@Covid-sl4he]

yaaaaaaaas

[@ThatWeirdFemboy]

3:19 she looks like a robot

[@Taco0000oo1]

this is going to be a series isn’t it

[@lee_s0a]

well why tf not tho

[@Taco0000oo1]

Jam Bismuth bro I want it to be a series

[@Red-sw3og]

HOPEFULLY

[@nyxia3501]

Del Taco Cat it better be

[@skyshale]

If it isn't I'll kill myself.

[@mavisevelyn618]

Blonde nurse says “playtime’s over” at the beginning and the end Edit: and at the part where Blah Blah leaves to get Whoopsie a prize

[@AshleyTheFighter]

henoryry holy crow- i didnt notice that

[@emilyhuber73]

The wig looks similar to the surgeon from Stuff and Sam

[@KarolusImperator]

Brandon seems to be inventing his own Black Mirror series.

[@conistrash]

Comrade Ivan Love that.

[@derekbradley3763]

Brandon mirror

[@Rebel_Friend]

Derek Bradley Black Rogers? Nah sounds racist

[@derekbradley3763]

@@Rebel_Friend have it be a spin off

[@albydog73]

Comrade Ivan can’t wait to see what happens next

[@localstalewaterdrinker1440]

as much as i love how funny brandon rogers is, my parents are now questioning me why im watching this on my family tv

[@BLOODCAVE6]

Only Brandon Rogers knows how to convert his schizophrenia into a video.

[@fallenangel6576]

Golden comment

[@fodv93]

Just another brandon rogers video. Nothing to see here

[@itzdivinity5988]

I mean the story is that he's being forced to be drugged and then imagine all the clown shi and puppets

[@Sunflauraaa]

Did he say that he is schizophrenic at some point? Just asking because I didn't know about that! :)

[@FaeSparrow]

@@Sunflauraaa He's not, it was a joke.

[@minahils1127]

this one can EASILY pass for a Black Mirror episode

[@BPremeful]

😳😳😳

[@dramaticvirghoe]

more like sucker punch but ok

[@shellshock10]

not really but okay.

[@Beyondthegrave..]

When I first read this and seen the video I was like not really than I seen the whole thing I'm ok yessss

[@natesparks4886]

nah, Brandon is too good for that predictable crap

[@DitsyDoll]

This hits different after the third part of blood and makeup.

[@missmariareynolds6941]

it does

[@donutentertainment8446]

On god

[@kaylaprewett2199]

I was thinking the exact same thing !!!

[@randomaccount313]

yeah rip wendy

[@Coopiss]

I’m the 666 like and I’m scared

[@cobrachicken36]

1:24 Makes me wheeze every time 🤣

[@zinvinn3516]

I hope he makes a dark series out of this.

[@kittyc0n]

Zin_Gacha ME TOO

[@xxavengerz69xx62]

Same

[@alexxxx242]

Something similar to Magic Funhouse would be nice

[@yourlocalcultleader7483]

@Hayden Walker Oh hell yeah, that'd be awsome!

[@PegaStar13]

@@alexxxx242 What if this is a sequel to Magic Funhouse and Arlo and the rest of the cast went crazy?

[@PTFC-597]

“Go ahead, say it.” *Incredibly Awkward Silence* “BLA-!” That still remains my favorite cutaway he’s ever done

[@cybers8n533]

agreed

[@lukem2592]

*kettle noises*

[@JoeMama-vd1yy]

What was he saying. Didn’t understand it.

[@Gavin53zane]

Black what???

[@jaybored2024]

I can agree with that

[@threedicksonabench3141]

“I thought I had a special guest today but whoopsie!” He said her name-

[@Vampire_Queen_Blood]

"What's The Matter Blah blah?" "I uhh Thought I Had a Special guess Today But Whoopsie" *Clown Laugh*

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

Why do you need to add the "-"

[@Copium-Detector]

@@YodsYunkestYriver idk what ur situation is but i think you normally learn that in 5th grade or somewhere in there

[@YodsYunkestYriver]

@@Copium-Detector the "-" is actually uneeded

[@morgue502]

Wow good job Sherlock Holmes you figured it out

[@djnolan00000]

ngl that clown is terrifying and im not even scared of clowns

[@nathankilpatrick308]

This is the one clown I don't find terrifying for some reason

[@jamey8304]

I hope he makes this into longer series with a deeper lore. Edit (I better start seeing a check in the mail)

[@maiketeaches]

J- Tricks he surely does

[@suicideshy8823]

Yk I didn't have much faith in that comment seeing the thumbnail I didn't think much of it but now I see what you mean this has a lot of potential

[@rbtdainvincible5222]

Me too

[@wayfaring_stranger2215]

If the videos is a TV 30 Production then it means its gonna have a deeper lore :)))

[@CheeseBrie]

This is the greatest idea ever.

[@bananaswirlz8543]

If the clowns are named after the first thing their mother said while giving birth, does that mean his mom just screamed "BLAH BLAAHH!" while she popped him out?

[@mpuse7709]

Yes

[@estebangutierrez160]

Probably Blah Blah's dad was trying to calm her down by talking too much and that made Blah Blah's mom scream out said name.

[@natasha9431]

Sadly yes

[@mechatar1051]

Or maybe.. THERE IS NO LOGIC THIS IS A HPPAY PILL.. REMEMBER REALITY IS AN ILLUSION AND THE UNIVERSE IS A HOLOGRAM BYEEE

[@eyadelhefny]

Angel dust!

[@st4rl1ghta]

Oh. Now I can see who's Blitzo's Disguise was based of in Episode 4 of Helluva Boss.

[@b4bie]

Him : “Hiiii Kids” Title (NOT FOR KIDS)

[@WASTEOIDx]

Ah yes the most haunting character in this whole goddamn ensemble

[@hyenahammock451]

"Why are you nervous? You're the hot one" Me during a date

[@deserehamer8869]

0:32 *YOU WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL?????* 😃

[@KaboomInYourRoom]

😩YEAH DADDY😩

[@NarrikaStudios]

@@KaboomInYourRoomWHY ARE WE SCREAMING???!!!!!!!?!!??👹👹👹👹👹

[@KaboomInYourRoom]

@@NarrikaStudios 👹CAUSE WERE CLOWNS👹

[@NarrikaStudios]

@@KaboomInYourRoom OOOH~ 😏

[@nicholasartuso4698]

Me: mom can we have Joker? Mom: No, we have Joker at home Joker at home: Blah Blah Clown

[@jennlca]

blah blah the clown >>

[@yaboy9439]

Nicholas Artuso this is better than joker tbh

[@mysterymeat1216]

@@yaboy9439 nice joke

[@dehexxter6524]

Sounds like an upgrade to me

[@emilymarie5369]

“Why are we screaming” “Because we’re clown” Me: *starts screaming*

[@shortangel333]

You are not a clown, You are the entire circus.

[@xx_built4blame_xx]

600th like

[@Epik420]

shutthefuckup

[@toxicbrothergaming2849]

You circu

[@channelswolfbrigade]

Joker: Society has turned this man into a clown. They want clowns, then we will give them clowns!

[@javibel0071]

MAD BENDY that quote should be in JOKER 2👍❤

[@channelswolfbrigade]

Maybe... CALL JOAQUIN PHOENIX!!!

[@javibel0071]

I don't have his phone number dude.☹😔

[@channelswolfbrigade]

Ok... tweet him or something.

[@javibel0071]

I don't use twitter .... Forgive me😓😔

[@The-Assassin-From-Hell]

0:22 - 2:10 Never before scene footage of Blitzø & Verosika's first date. (Feat. Moxxie & Millie) (4K 1080p resolution)

[@sodaboi2154]

I can’t be the only one who’s interested in the whole insane asylum thing going on near the end...

[@keywis_keys]

Your not alone

[@sakurabloom4485]

I wanna know too

[@mannacharya4088]

It belongs to the doctor in the Anthony Padilla collab

[@anthonywashere5333]

I'm still waiting what will be the sequel to this video

[@Aldrin_Das]

I'm really interested in it as well

[@dysfuncshan]

“Why are we screaming?!” “Because we’re clowns!”

[@whotfareyouay]

“So, what’s your social security number?” This is definitely something I would hear on a date with Brandon.

[@YourMom-kp9bg]

@@ravynme8975 Haha video references

[@nili4768]

someone commented that the video hits different once you realize that their voices are echoing even tho they’re in a small fully furnished room because they’re actually in a large maintenance facility…

[@imjustasconfusedasyou]

This gave me CHILLS I need more! “Join me next time and find out why I can’t find my way out my god damn House!” THAT really hooked me... I feel like this tells a bigger darker story, please make more!

[@asadtransboy9717]

I ruined 191 likes I'm sorryyyy

[@arianabell9351]

If you haven’t, watch his series blood and makeup. It’s the full story and it’s really good

[@thehouseofwhatkivanders]

Anyone else getting Don't Hug Me I'm Scared vibes from that line now that the new series has come out?

[@babyjuicesisterco.4723]

@@thehouseofwhatkivanders fr bro I was thinking the same thing

[@k3nny.-]

Congrats im the person that gave you 1k likes

[@andrepicar2316]

I actually hope this turns into a full on series This shit interesting

[@Eric271275]

Me too

[@jackyystyles5731]

Brandon said it would be!!

[@andrepicar2316]

Jackyy Styles oMg yESS

[@hfghvvgfthn4641]

Jackyy Styles when?

[@jackyystyles5731]

@@hfghvvgfthn4641 I don't know :0 it's in production! He is looking for young people and parents on facebook right now!

[@nyfuze8101]

“Mom I wanna see it 2” “No we have it 2 at home” It 2 at home:

[@Rengaxia]

This is better than it 2 xd

[@charlieclover5051]

Bruh wtf this is even better than IT 2 😂😂

[@ramenclownz2753]

At- um well at least this has a better ending-

[@lazylamb1767]

Your mom has great taste

[@alexskywalker5478]

Nyfuze this is way better than any other horror film

[@The_Crucible714]

I see a lot of crossover and homage paid to John Waters and Andy Warhol in many of Brandon’s characters/storylines. His various personas are so chaotic it’s hilarious, especially Bryce Tankthrust, Blah Blah the Clown and Clifford the cat. If he ever performs in a NYC venue (ie; The Duplex, Marie’s Crisis) I’m there!

[@sunfloweralchemist03]

I would like a whole series about this damn clown man

[@musardman2348]

Yaaas

[@sweet_demonic_dreams4614]

Yes

[@xultra_violetx]

S A M E

[@LapisGoBlue]

Lmao he had to put “not for kids” just incase

[@nicholasr.c1340]

LapisGoBlue well im a KID sooo

[@madisonritchie1231]

@@nicholasr.c1340 It's just so he doesn't get marked for kids because of the title for COPPA.

[@LapisGoBlue]

Madison Ritchie oh 🤨

[@nicholasr.c1340]

bigbig bearcat sooo i can’t say it?

[@nowthisisepic4078]

NIKKO gtfo

[@joshuakitchin5290]

Can’t wait for this to become a series with yet another twisted ending

[@adrianugh4689ehr]

Joshua kitchin same

[@LizTheSmallGirl]

Same.

[@yaboy5692]

Same

[@themustachegirlzchainsawz1759]

"Clowns are named the first thing there mother says when they pop out" Brandons mother: "BLAH BLAH"

[@trapezoid5810]

*"I don't know what we talking about, but I'm ready to fight"*

[@felipezuniga2885]

OddOmelet27 again I saw it when they said it

[@JustHereCommenting]

"What's the matter, Blah Blah?" "I uh.... I thought I had a _special guest_ today, but... _Whoopsie_ ." Just watched part one of Blood & Makeup (amazing btw), and i just had to come back to this masterpiece.

[@oatmealmangd]

JustToComment me too

[@slatonragsdale7378]

JustToComment now we know who whoopsie is

[@craftingwithmegan4434]

“HEE HEE HEE HEE”

[@crysaniafanny4760]

Wait can someone explain i’m confused 😂

[@go.totherapy]

Oh have fun with second part

[@Majin_Doh]

02:57 Such a underrated scene.

[@darlingpharrow4035]

Cyber Police i was screaming thats the funniest shit ever

[@yaz2261]

I didn't understand anything

[@Artobacco]

Lunch lady when there’s a fight

[@Coopiss]

This series is hilarious but it’s very interesting, like I wish these could come out weekly because the amount of mystery behind it is insane

[@abbeyisawesome7729]

so i was watching this and i realized something: in the other video of blah blah there’s a scene of him in what looks to be a mental hospital. he had dark blue eyes and black hair. this time he has black hair with pink streaks and light blue eyes. i think the pills are slowly transforming him into blah blah. the more he takes the pills, the more his eyes get whiter and his hair becomes pink. i think in the next video he’ll have almost completely white eyes or something extremely close to it and he’ll start growing blue hair instead of black. whoopsie was trying to inform him of his past. this probably means he’s connected to another character that brandon has created. maybe the angry office character? it’ll most likely be something caused by a character like blame. possibly hellen? my theory is that one of his characters sent him there for treatment or therapy to get away with something or to get rid of him. i’m not sure yet so if you have any theories lmk because tbh i’m really curious about the whole thing

[@levitatingeternity918]

I like that theory. It really fits Brandon's theme. I was thinking that Blah Blah is going to be a whole new character to the Rogers Cinematic Universe, maybe instead of a flashback origin story, this is the start of a bigger plot. Dunno if this made sense. XD

[@docholliday9741]

Mike Wazowski the fact that we can theorize about interconnecting plot lines in the short videos Brandon Rogers has made, is a testament to his writing excellence. He really deserves his own show. He could do some amazing things. Of course, it would offend 99% of people who happened to stumble upon it, but the rest of us would be incredibly entertained

[@docholliday9741]

callahan I actually thought that too but I doubt that he would be able to use those characters after Magic Funhouse was cancelled. I personally think he wanted to do something along the same lines and wanted to develop the characters and plot out beyond where it ended. That being said, I really hope it does tie directly into Arlo and the Magic Funhouse story. I really loved that series

[@jamesgreg9112]

Pause it at 3:25 I don’t know what it means but I’m guessing it has to do with it

[@jamesgreg9112]

It says test #28 it’s throughout that sequence

[@UncleHappy5]

Doctor: "Push, Mrs. Clown, push!" Mom: "I'm trying, asshole! You think this is easy?!" Doctor: "You can do it, Mrs. Clown!" Mom: "Oh, Blah blah-" [Baby pops out] Dad: "Oh, shit. Well, I... guess his name's Blah Blah now." Doctor: "Why?" Dad: "Them's the clown rules."

[@psyfic9106]

I think if I were a clown my kid would be named, in all caps, “FUCK.”

[@ilikebread818]

@@psyfic9106 honestly same

[@abithefallenhuman921]

@@psyfic9106 mine would be "Why?" Cause I refused to take the exit, and they had to fish mebout of the sky light. (Also known as c section)

[@helllinatheuterusstealer6723]

@@psyfic9106 my would probably be "oh hey she's finally out of my uterus-"

[@arik.2890]

ACK *UwU* Most likely also in all caps

[@keitaroc]

Feaking love how original his content is becoming .....he is a genius EDIT: my god,more than 1000 likes!I'm gonna go get wasted to celebrate ,i will drink in everybody's name! And if you ever read this Brandon,keep doing what you doing , you help a lot of people making them laugh , i assure you!

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

keitaroc he had to take over from Shane Dawson lol

[@cocabunnie3369]

keitaroc I feaking love it too

[@tinymarblesuwu793]

@@PhoenixRoseYT Shane's series are boring although I kept watching them to see if he's improved and he hasn't so I just kinda give up now.

[@WerewolfgirlSnakegirl]

@@tinymarblesuwu793 miss his conspiracy theories

[@archeevay8849]

Phoenix Rose don’t compare Brandon’s skits to Shane’s lmao.. Shane’s old sketches and stuff were on crack but not in the good way like Brandon’s

[@lactosebees7890]

This video is more than a masterpiece but my favorite moment has got to be the very last part. Just, Jesus, with the context of the rest of the video this line: 3:40 is soooo fucking incredible lmao. I don’t even know what about it hits so hard but it really is my favorite part of this whole skit. The delivery, the tone, the posture. Ugh, I continue to be completely baffled by Brandon’s work,,,

[@ChaosCat]

Oh yeah?! Well you keep your- "Go ahead, say it." ... BLA-

[@coolpeepgaming1513]

Brandon Rogers: **Not for kids** Kids: *clicking intensifies* EDIT: Holllyyyyy crap 1.9k.. that's higher than I can count-

[@KingChilled]

When I was 10 every time I saw 18 plus I clicked so fucking fast

[@nailbiter1]

69th like you’re welcome

[@dankmemes1388]

The second I read that I was like “this won’t stop me if anything it makes me want to click on the video more”😂

[@fatmarley6750]

COPPA

[@whatzittooya9012]

"So what contacts should we give to Elise?" "Ever seen Dune?"

[@adamneylan23]

What Zit Tooya lol for fuckin real though.

[@hoodiegang9593]

0

[@TheLordOfTheCats7]

2

[@hoodiegang9593]

I seriously dont remember commenting that....

[@coffeever9859]

I love when Brandon was yelling at the girl outside trying to get in and the girl in the back is holding her phone up just like "Gonna screenshot some of this later, New Christmas card"

[@Just_Zae]

“I don’t know what we talking about but I’m ready to fight”😂😂😂😂

[@iliketurtles_229]

“you keep yo pink ass outta this”💀💀🤚🏽

[@armandomiramontes376]

@@iliketurtles_229 "go ahead say it"

[@Just_Zae]

Scott Fuhrman I’m talking bout the video

[@aneth69]

Said every eighth grade girl

[@luciferklarion5194]

okay can we just acknowledge how hot brandon looked in that asylum scene. like with the hair?!

[@sp4cegrl27]

and the contacts. 🤧

[@BackPocketSpy]

That's gay

[@luciferklarion5194]

Backpocket Spy very

[@lavendergold6379]

@@BackPocketSpy shut the fuck up And who cares

[@icesnowflake5510]

Yeah; he looked so beautiful.

[@AngerOwl29]

I'm so excited that this seems to be turning into a series, I'm digging the storyline so far! Everyone has different theories and THAT I think makes a good show

[@izzyperformingarts3855]

totally agree

[@theturtlesquad9737]

What I’ve noticed is that some of his characters actually have a deepBackstory that end up connecting to a series

[@mountisa3090]

“So what the fuck are you good at?” LMAO, never gets old.

[@theycallmedingleberry4396]

“WANT SOME PEPTO BISMOL” “YEAH DADDY!!!!!” 😂😂

[@ratedyellow3]

@Foop2006pizza 202 WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING

[@Phlanger61]

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

[@ratedyellow3]

@Foop2006pizza 202 OH OKAY!!!