[TAS] N64 GoldenEye 007 by Wyster & Simon Sternis in

[@ACrossingSage24]

I was just looking at some stuff and just saw "PWNED" out of nowhere in my notifications and that absolutely got me.

[@kirbypufocia]

me explaining how I died to st Peter

[@Training_Wheels]

The first level's music of this game makes me want to shake my beehive and poop out the honey which was shot up inside my backhole, oh yea, groovin' it out like my name was ryimnostaqa 🧕🏾

[@nokiot9]

Watching it shoot that into the glass so perfectly was hilarious

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

Rules of engagement: look at the floor and shoot occasionally. Trust me it works. -Sun Tzu, art of war

[@annyonny1224]

Appear fast when you spend hours frame-perfecting 60 seconds gameplay -TAS Videos Guidelines

[@sarcasticguy4311]

Chapter 1: If you can't see the enemy, they can't see you. Probably.

I think that was done to optimize the game so it doesn't drop alot of FPS

[@darkstar7447]

Level completion times if anyone is curious: Dam 1:47 Facility 0:49 Runway 0:33 Surface 1 1:44 Bunker 1 0:54 Silo 1:07 Frigate 0:56 Surface 2 1:10 Bunker 2 0:40 Statue 2:15 Archives 0:51 Streets 1:50 Depot 0:42 Train 1:40 Jungle 0:49 Control 3:51 Caverns 1:19 Cradle 0:32 Aztec 1:18 Egypt 0:42

[@zimtak6418]

19:36 And that's why Bond is among the elite 00 agents.

[@andrescube64]

Lol

[@UltraSpicyBro]

How do you do that? Where the hell did he pull out a third arm?!

[@user-be3qc7re9o]

​@@UltraSpicyBro It's a very famous glitch that you can pull off.

[@UltraSpicyBro]

@@user-be3qc7re9o but how fast do you have to pull it off?

[@topreece]

What a nice floor textures this game has!

[@The15231]

My favorite part of the movie was when Pierce Brosnan pulled out his 3rd arm to shoot a gun while firing his laser watch.

[@żywiecantygates]

And shooting Natalya knees.

[@nokiot9]

He’s like shooting them in different directions too while cutting the floor it looks like.

[@adirblazkowics7717]

11:35 I can't stop laughing at James just leaving the prison cell as if it wasn't even locked

[@omegahaxors9-11]

"You're early Natalya, how was work?" "My legs are fucking killing me."

[@clairebennett9104]

*"The Name's: TAS..."* *"James TAS"* *(🥇)*

[@Operational117]

Actually, James TAS doesn’t have time for introductions, unless there’s an unskippable sequence. It’d be more like: Contractor: “And what’s your name?” James TAS: **shoves contractor aside, takes contract, doesn’t elaborate, then leaves** Contractor: “…”

[@gotmilk2259]

Wow. Did you really give yourself a medal...

[@Training_Wheels]

At age 15, people asked me "what do you wanna be when you grow up?" . I told them "I'm growing up just thinking about it" 😎

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

Lore accurate James Bond

[@doslover]

I love the thought of an antisocial James Bond who can't look anyone in the eyes

[@About69gingers]

And when he HAS to interact with someone it’s either shooting at them or walking in a weird motion side to side 🤣🤣

[@DMMDestroyer]

This legendary run in even higher resolution? B A S E D.

[@jammer6278]

I bet you pull apart a Nutty Buddy to lick the peanut butter

[@MalleusSemperVictor]

@@jammer6278 As you do if you're normal.

[@jammer6278]

@@MalleusSemperVictor true

[@pjalne]

My heart goes out to the surviving dam guards who had to write a report about this incident.

[@shinvaX]

11:35 Casually walks out of cell, grabs key and pimp smacks guard to escape being the cell... makes sense to me.

[@Daddy317_]

"When you turn your 64 on but the controller was face down"

[@BlurkFromUtterSpace]

I'm sure this game introduced the idea of speedrunning to a lot of people since you had to beat stages quickly to unlock cheats

[@fatmn]

Bond's definitely flipping double birds as he jumps off the dam

[@igodreamer7096]

12:51 Nice dance session, mister Bond! xDD

[@shukterhousejive]

Bond is so suave in the films but here he's very shy!

[@reloadpsi]

I love that after all these years the "PWNED" was left in there.

[@ArDeThSuNjEkOl]

Natalya: Can you be more quiet, I can't hear myself think proceeds to shoot at her legs; makes bullet hole graffiti

[@DaveAdams222]

Imagine being a scientist on duty and out of the corner of your eye, you see a flash of light blur by. You hear the occasional rifle report, and when you turn around, all of the guards are dead and it's only been 28 seconds.

[@Illstatefishing]

I can never have too much of Goldeneye Speedruns!!

[@argnyne]

14:14 it wouldn't be a proper Goldeneye playthrough without some potshots at Natalya

[@annyonny1224]

Omg f'in respect wamhens, it's 2021

[@Training_Wheels]

@@annyonny1224 I respect them by giving them peanut butter with no glass of milk. They gotta earn that with their dirty face holes. I'm a gentleman, you bet I am. My favorite color is the maximum proficiency fo REAL. ❤️‍🔥

[@Haya-El]

19:37 TAS so strong he got extra hands to hold guns with. xD

[@Adeptzed]

"For James" - England

[@burritoman2k]

Who's this TAS guy and why is he so good at basically every game

[@mariobros68]

He's like World Of Longplay. You don't know who's behind the control, yet he is good at the game.

[@oriongaming340]

Let me tell you about Tas. He don't have a life. He spent his time playing game and beat any record no prob. Lol jk it's a computer thing plays it for you or whatever

[@zimtak6418]

TAS is an acronym that stands for "Tool Assisted Play". With most emulators of popular retro consoles there are many tools for the player to record and re-record inputs and go frame by frame and in some cases even look at the code for potential RNG (random number generation) manipulation. It is *NOT* AI simply playing the game for you. AI and deep machine learning is still a long way off from simply playing a game and quickly learning how to master it, even if it's a simple retro 8-bit 2D game. TAS is a player, or multiple players working on the same project in some cases, that painstakingly goes through the game editing the inputs for the fastest possible playthrough. All the program is doing is simply playing all the recorded inputs in a single sequence.

[@zimtak6418]

@@mariobros68 World Of Longplay is low-rez low-framerate crap these days. I highly recommend Longplay Archives, they basically do the same thing, but in much better quality. Also, I don't know if you're joking or serious, as a TAS is an input recording playback, it is done by many people. That's like claiming a sport like basketball is played by a single person every time.😅 Just look at who is getting credited to know who did the specific TAS. It takes credit away from hard-working people to claim that TAS is a single nameless person or that TAS is simply some AI playing. I notice most people talk about TAS these days with a severe case of the Dunning Kruger Theory effect.🤦‍♂️

[@NotExactlySans]

@@zimtak6418 The whole 'this TAS guy is really good at so many games' is an overdone meme/joke that stopped being funny a long time ago, but yeah that's what it is. A joke. I love seeing TAS breakdowns by the creators and how they delved into the code or the environment for potential skips. It's great.

[@jorgeamaya6049]

An amazing run really enjoyed it 👍

[@ericmarlow381]

Imagine this being real life. One person is running sideways while looking down, then flicking their arm to shoot you and your buddies right in the face, and he runs off like, "Yeah, I just did that, bitch, and I'm not done yet."

[@Morpheus414]

POV: *when you want to save the world, but you're really really shy*

[@antiseize11]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀!

[@Training_Wheels]

The frigate level makes me sad. When I get sad my pussbunn gets dried and crusty 😢

[@WhiteThumbs]

I had got all the timed cheat code finishes as a kid, it's nice to see all the levels lined up like this.

[@ArtdesTests]

GoldenEye 007: Introverted Edition

[@andrescube64]

Lol

[@boogiedownSSBU]

What a thumbnail

[@CampionBun]

The classic run I think of when I think "TAS"

[@fireseed1130]

parallel rdp really does godworks in terms of n64 emulation accuracy, the picture looks so clean on high resolutions

[@coolbrotherf127]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a faster tas in 11 years. There's no way there haven't been some time saves since this tas was recorded.

[@CrumbsLamond]

One subtle thing I appreciate is that you pause at the mission clear to show the times you got on the missions

[@zachjahner7066]

bunker 2 is insane! those camera kills are elite

[@ArcherBro]

"Hmmmm the floor is made of floor."

[@BrandonBRich]

Okay the entirety of “Control” had me in tears. I hate that level and it was nice to see the TAS creator treat it like the dog it is. Loved this whole run so much

[@sarcasticguy4311]

"Time to leave, Mr. Dork."

[@Skedarking85]

I like to imagine the perspective of the enemy soldiers just watching this happen.

[@hankhill7827]

TRULY. Remarkable.

[@stevenpavelish6017]

7:07 LOL Knockers!

[@tastethejace]

I like to think that Bond is constantly tripping forward

[@SpudFella]

Player A "Are you using aimbot?" Player B "No I'm just good I'd never cheat" Spectating player B 2:35

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

The name's Bond... James, ah screw this. I'm busy. Besides, they don't pay me enough for small talk so I'm just gonna look for loose change on the ground.

[@ericdanielski4802]

Nice TAS.

[@maximedelavigne6182]

The best run

[@Hehe-jo1zc]

Drawing "PWNED" might go down as the best accomplishment in video game history.

[@ErrantChordier]

For those who don't like how much this looks at the floor for saving time on loading, you can look at the older, obsoleted run by Rising Tempest which doesn't do this. Slightly slower (well it takes less time because it doesn't have the Aztec and Egyptian). It is at v=4z_45lpmPaU

[@joeshittheragman6252]

15:58 YOU KNOW HES GETTING THERE ON THE PERFECT LINE

[@NicolasGalindo10]

Wtf... Brothers... See this 9:44 at 0.25x That first shot had an incredible angle 😱😱🥵🥵

[@Mega_Mikey]

15:49

[@phoenixrainbow7283]

Pwned

[@MrRandomPrankster]

This TAS rules! Bond #1!

[@Comp1337Loser]

14:15 During statue is he shooting Natalya’s knee caps for a strategic reason or just for funsies?

[@-consul]

this game needs a remake where the floor is the most detailed thing

[@igodreamer7096]

24:46 Thumbnail! xDDD

[@RappinPicard]

I like how you can hear the cheat unlock sound after facility.

[@Lightally16]

Don't have to worry about Natalya if you leave the level before she even moves

[@Training_Wheels]

Wtf would I smack off to, then ?! 😦

[@seanmarsh8411]

Man. The Jams in this bad boy!!!

[@XenoGuru]

From 29:11 through 29:26, I want to know how many re-records it took in that short span. 😂

[@maverickhunterstupidiocy7779]

Nobody does it better. Primarily because nobody _can_ do it better.

[@lovescarguitar]

Guards just see James running around looking at the ground.

[@ajvictimizer2023]

I did do a glitch with holding 2 different guns but holding a gun plus slapping like you did in the train, I never thought was possible

[@fatkart7641]

Great execution. Too bad "going fast" also means "looking down". Another good example of "What really matters is the travel, not the destination".

[@Trimint123]

It's called "reducing lags", and Goldeneye is no exception.

[@fatkart7641]

@@Trimint123 Ok...? I never said it had no purpose, I said it was boring to watch.

[@dmign]

@@fatkart7641 BETTER NOT WATCH IT THEN

[@fatkart7641]

@@dmign I'll play along. "If you didn't like my first comment, tHeN dOn'T rEaD iT!". See how much it added to the conversation?

[@CAR912b]

Too bad there's not some kind of "camhack" encode similar to what was done for some of the Sonic TASes.

[@ryanrombalski378]

RIP: Natalya's knees

[@Training_Wheels]

She looks more attractive without knees anyway. I'm growing up just thinking about it.

[@pattymeltproductions]

I would love to see this from a 3rd person perspective lol. Boundary Break?

[@JudgmentSigma]

P W N E D

[@JSSTyger]

How often did you have to restart the TAS to get Dr. Doak and the helicopter flight recorder to spawn at the most optimal locations?

[@farmervillager1376]

lore accurate james bond

[@casaroli]

How the hell did all the turrets miss in 22:04 ?!

[@Training_Wheels]

Why are you asking ME ?! what makes you think I know?!? Seek help elsewhere. Yeah, I said "elsewhere" .🤚

[@casaroli]

@@Training_Wheels I didn’t ask you specifically haha

[@Training_Wheels]

@@casaroli Just so ya know - I screenshoted your comment, printed it out on a piece of paper - and then *punched* it . 👊

[@casaroli]

@@Training_Wheels did you feel good afterwards? If you did, great!

[@CrumbsLamond]

Well it's a segmented tas Segmented - takes the best take of every mission Tas uses slowdown and rng manipulation to make more precise actions and get desired results. In goldeneye that would be enemies hitting you from behind to give you speed, missing you in front so you keep momentum, and presumably being able to out maneuver/get lucky misses from turrets

[@nokiot9]

I like how it shoots Natalya randomly. It understands our pain 😂

[@nokiot9]

I wish I could see some of the level times too. Some of these are just insanely fast.

[@nokiot9]

Like WTFFFF happened there on Aztec? 🤯

[@nokiot9]

And it somehow starts with the golden gun on Egypt.

[@nokiot9]

Does it grab it during the cut scene?

[@tony-ms5sf]

so if i want to be a good spy, all i gotta do is look at the ground a lot and i will accomplish my missions more successfully. thats basically what i learned from all this

[@kennynakawaki]

This one includes Aztec and Egypt!

[@mrmatt1165]

Wow holy shit! Nice, only 30 about minutes?

[@warmCabin]

Ooh, site thumbnails finally on KZbin?

[@scottl.1568]

@22:21 -- what the hell?!

[@ドーブルX75]

PP7 best.

[@thematt6705]

He just kept running diagonally. It was like he WANTED me to shoot him!

[@jt041987]

I’ve done this before when I was younger but a littler after and no assist

[@northernsupernova1]

end of runway was ace

[@yommmrr]

Train was hectic

[@Training_Wheels]

Not for me. I was in the bathroom with xena and her sweet torpedo t¡ts ☺️

[@scottl.1568]

@24:12 --- GODLESSNESS

[@scottl.1568]

What kind of witchcraft is this?!

[@denj4s]

ah yes the floor is made out of floor

[@TheBanishedWind]

Should have shot Samedi during the ending

[@lucasn0tch]

That thumbnail tho

[@cherrycheetos]

i have no love or nostalgia for this game, however i must absolutely know how does one find time to write such a message on a wall during a speedrun

[@nonenothingnull]

Unskippable cutscenes

[@sillycrow]

Basically he's forced to stick around to protect Natalya so he has nothing better to do. All the doors to the other objectives are locked until she's done if I remember correctly.

[@Avrelivs_Gold]

rerecord count: 400000

[@Alexs23743]

*P W N E D* -Every TAS in a nutshell Who still uses the word "pwned" in 2021? (Yeah, the TAS was done in 2011, but still...) xD

[@annyonny1224]

Apropo at this point, that such a classic TAS should ref such a classic meme.

[@UltraSpicyBro]

People have abused the hell of this game just to get really good at it and to unlock the awesome cheats. A really good cheat is near the start in facility. you have to beat it in two minutes and five seconds in 00 agent.

[@Yoshimaster96smwc]

Hello you absolute legends

[@brendanwilson8977]

Jobst

[@Training_Wheels]

I tried to practice on my honey hole using a banana, but it simply turned to MUSH. 😃

[@deadaccount38]

0 Deaths 0 Fails 7 + 93% chance of villains getting pwned.

[@i_wateraaaaa]

22:06 imagine if aim assist in games was like this

[@racaillou9885]

Inteovert gamer

[@annyonny1224]

Plot twist, 'Alec' is actually Alec Baldwin. And suddenly it all makes sense, doesn't it?

[@vasaline_slime_gaming98]

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