Taunt: Bolshevik Bedtime!

If you want to see this taunt in the game, go vote for it now!
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• Yakuza Kiwami Substory...

[@KooshaKarimi]

Soldier apologizing is killing me...

[@BongBongFromLobotomy]

“sorry” - Soldier/Rick May (Rest In Peace)

[@SC4TTER_]

I love how gently he plops Sasha back in the cradle

[@whatscout78]

heavy jr*

[@BibleteachesTrinity-jn1yj]

@@whatscout78 Sasha jr*

[@humanoidwolf]

​@MedicJohn-jn1yj what is Merasmus witnessing ?

[@voltfox2466]

The book says : "Пули" Which means "Bullets" Pretty nice detail

[@maxim07minecraftpropvp41]

it says "невозможно перехитрить пули" which means "can't outsmart bullets"

[@naru835q7]

*boolets*

[@traphimawari7760]

Boolets 🍑

[@MrVrit_]

​@@naru835q7нет, все таки вернее будет Bullets

[@MrVrit_]

​@@maxim07minecraftpropvp41два русских базарят на английском меж собой

[@exaid0556]

My favourite part of this taunt is the book - it's title says "Перехитрить Пули", which means "To Outsmart Bullets". So yes, outsmarting bullet is a fairy tale.

[@Tombree_]

Actually it's "Невозможно перехитрить пули" which means "It is Impossible To Outsmart Bullets". Newertheless, very cool detail

[@nicolasprudhon7544]

actually it doesn't

[@CutMeSomeSlackTheVII]

Medic outsmarted bullets

[@sythrus]

@@nicolasprudhon7544soooo... what does it say then if you are so sure

[@GO_Codes]

О вы из России! Oh you are from Russia!

[@KewlNerd20X6]

"That's your gun there?" "Yes." "In a tiny bed beside your bed?" "Yes." "That's pretty embarrassin'!" "Yes. I must find Sasha better bed."

[@jamroll3841]

tf2 comic fan spotted

[@agorman1341]

​@@jamroll3841something that would actually "happen" in tf2 comics

[@jamroll3841]

@@agorman1341 it did happen in the tf2 comics, when scout, soldier, and pyro go to find heavy in the mountains and eventually end up at his family's home

[@agorman1341]

@@jamroll3841 oh yeah i forgot about that

[@Omnywrench]

I'm surprised you didnt use the voice line "SSHH! Sasha is asleep!"

[@СмирновМаксим-ц6т]

Ikr? It's right there and it would improve the taunt so much

[@Ottomancat5256]

Heavy slowly putting baby sasha to sleep while reading it a bedtime story is just wholesome

[@daniel.robynberkefeld6335]

yes

[@Memes_gaming001]

By the way, the book is called "Bullets".

[@kingmidasxynopyt]

it savs "невозможно перехитрить пули" which means "can't outsmart bullets"

[@markusmccloud]

"Ain't that a cute little gun?" ~Engineer, admiring Heavy's adorable mini-minigun

[@sofadivan]

this is the cutest taunt i have ever seen!!

[@declicitous1763]

*Revving sounds play constantly*

[@daniel.robynberkefeld6335]

me too

[@АлександрАветян-п8п]

Yeah, its really cute!

[@alexv3375]

_"That's your gun, there? In a tiny bed, beside your bed. That's pretty embarrassin'."_ _"...yes. I must buy Sasha better bed."_

[@grenetin6062]

Man, I love this community. This is made with love, care and such attention to detail. Fits so well with heavy lore too.

[@Nombrenooriginal]

What is he reading tho?

[@lapis8339]

I mean it flanderizes him a little much and is just kinda dumb

[@grenetin6062]

@@lapis8339 doesn't seem that out of place for tf2 to me.

[@grenetin6062]

@@Nombrenooriginal If we are to trust poker night at the inventory, perhaps he is reading a short story or novella by himself.

[@fenrirsrage4609]

​@@lapis8339isn't that TF2 in a nutshell? It's kinda dumb and goofy, and thats why we all love it?

[@SmoggyLambGG]

_"Shhh! Sasha is asleep!"_

[@owlestman]

hopefully this taunt gets into the game, fits nicely with how heavy is with sasha also be kinda cool if instead of the tiny sasha, it could be whatever machine gun you have at the moment

[@Proto_the_wickergen]

and also using the nickname for every minigun (yes its canon every minigun heavy own have its own name)

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergo2661]

The book's title says "Невозможно перехитрить пули" which means "It is impossible to outsmart bullets". All guns deserve to have a good childhood full of dreams and beliefs.

[@yharim180]

We need to get all of your taunts into the game tbh

[@Movin2DBiit]

I'd like to imagine Heavy loves his guns equally, and the taunt changes depending on which Minigun you have equipped

[@hlibushok]

The gun bed is not actually Sasha, it's her little sister. She need special care.

[@headlitethe.unstoppablemoron]

A very mini gun. Ain't that a cute gun.

[@steealconwyrick1999]

Heavy and Sasha finally had a baby - the only one Heavy won’t fight.

[@Creatineconsumer67]

Heavy would probably be a good father

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Does this technically mean.... that Heavy breeded Sasha to make a baby minigun? Dear god....

[@normal_alien_gentleman]

There is more….

[@DoctorGum]

No...

[@normal_alien_gentleman]

@@DoctorGum it contains photos with heavy &@($ Sasha and making a baby minigun

[@anotherbloodyfanwriter1941]

Man REALLY loves his gun

[@typeracer2096]

As a minigun myself, this video defiantly pulled on my heart strings.

[@William_1996]

this is so awesome dude, you're really talented man! keep up the good work!!

[@rafakisaa1869]

He'd be a good father.

[@da_master_of_foxes8512]

I think Heavy saying "you make heavy proud" should be a taunt in and of itself.

[@thealmigthyrizzlersaurus]

seeing heavy saddling mini sasha made me cry fr

[@Nexus_Watch]

New rule of tf2: No killing/making noises near a heavy using this taunt.

[@spudlord8841]

This is the most underrated community taunt I've seen on KZbin by far. You make a great taunt.

[@thenamestails7152]

OMG the attention to detail... The book title says "Невозможно перехитрить пули", which means "You can't outsmart bullet" just... Wow

[@Egorik_cretv]

невозможно перехитрить пули

[@whowannachesse3913]

Медик с убером: лол

[@PowerUpT]

IT'S ADORABLE!!! I absolutely love this, really hope this gets in!

[@pikaverse2497]

The baby Sasha would fit perfectly well for Lil Pootis

[@rasmusdamkjr5270]

0:39 That is a funeral march, not a lullaby

[@Juke-Fox]

The book, in full, reads "невозможно перехитрать пули," ("nevozmozhno perekhytrat' puli") which translates to "it's impossible to outsmart bullets."

[@Vlad-The-Lad]

The fact that it says "Bullets" in Russian on the front of the book shows the attention to detail.

[@domiino9112]

"you make heavy proud" Thanks heavy, i needed that

[@jakethefool5403]

Heavy got that dad bod of course he gon be a good caretaker

[@FireDust97]

Why does this doesn't have more watches???

[@EginBracon]

My Heavy hc is that he's great w/ kids because he had to help his mother raise his sisters.

[@The_D_ray]

Heavy: "Ssshhh!" Also Heavy. *"GOOOOD TIMEEESSS!!!!!!!!!!"*

[@Cooldude32117]

Why is the actually wholesome

[@AUWRECKU]

*i am proud of heavy raising sasha's child, don't ask heavy how he did that with sasha he will break your spine*

[@ZaTrapu]

"Here, is weapon for baby. But if anything happens to baby you answer to Sasha"

[@badcropbean]

this is totally something heavy would do and i’m here for it

[@HuskerTWolf]

Heavy is best dad!

[@ludviksimek8]

I WANT THIS IN GAME SO BAD

[@chasepalestrant1264]

"Shh Sasha is asleep." -Heavy

[@Original_Katros]

The potential this has for all kinds of interactions in-game is unprecedented!

[@MrRakk00n]

I like how the book's name is "Can't outsmart bullets" and there is heavy fairy on the page

[@MORPHO-MAN]

APPROVED !!!!! IT'S A MASTERPIECE !!! really like the idea.

[@thenamestails7152]

Ah, yes, "Невозможно Перехитрить Пули" by Michael Heavy. My favorite book so far! Read it 400,000 times in original.

[@infectioussneeze9099]

omg, this is so cute. Best taunt I've seen so far

[@panzerjagertigerporsche]

This has gotta be one of the most wholesome taunts I've ever seen

[@jacobtaylor6790]

great work, though I think it would be better if the cradle was bigger and he set his active minigun into the cradle instead.

[@coffee6241]

Valve should let the community do the content updates, we know what we want and are willing to pay for it.

[@watermarks3655]

This has got to be the best taunt in exisrance.

[@gagemcnutt249]

Once upon of time,there’s a mini gun named Sasha,and she killed all the bad babie men

[@DougCraftOfficial]

This takes "Shh! Sasha is asleep.." to a while new meaning

[@MetallixDeblooded]

actually wholesome taunt, love it

[@gabesardone]

This is such a wholesome taunt I hope this is in the next update. Good luck on getting the taunt in!

[@acfreak55]

Genius idea honestly.

[@perronavideno7887]

This is the most beautiful thing I ever saw

[@manofcheese366]

Brings a teir to my eye.

[@TemmieContingenC]

Even the sweatiest of pyro mains would have to try really hard to kill a heavy doing this taunt.

[@bakedbananafrog]

This genuinely is so well made, i wish it was added instead of the road rager

[@thegrimmboss3852]

This is cute and wholesome. but I can imagine it being used as some form of disrespect

[@danieliteza8562]

this taunt animation is a proof that the heavy could be a good father figure, 😊

[@miemg5276]

I wish the minigun could have different variations depending on the player's primary

[@Chimpin_]

I cannot get over how big heavy's hands are compared to his head

[@IDKVolged]

the best taunt i love its

[@Tibor0803]

Now this is wholesome. I love it.

[@The_Death_jvk]

It's sweet to see a heavy taking care of his weapon.

[@Reragi]

i love this taunt, but the yakuza substory music keeps making me laugh

[@wow-jw2ql]

oh nice. a mini gun

[@ivansimonov6076]

Joseph (from SML) be like: SHE'S A GUN, DUDE!

[@aidenlegobatman]

Very nice! Only one request, and it's cosmetic: Have the minigun be the one you have equipped.

[@doctorfarchives]

This is so cute, I need this in the game

[@Pupuynahu9]

Awww i didn't knew he was a proud mother

[@MRDAY-to8vy]

Baby Sasha such a cute little gun.

[@alekzomer]

litel baibi ned slep

[@therainbowveteran121]

Knowing heavy, he probably wrote that book

[@j.madelozo8222]

Heavy putting that phd to good use.

[@The_Raptor]

A truly "mini" gun

[@medicfox1756]

would've been a nice touch to see the minigun change depending on what the player had equiped (since we know heavy loves more than just Sasha). but non the less... i want this taunt

[@grum7140]

This would be perfect for a winter update. Very cozy!

[@EthVortexShield]

definitely upvoting this one

[@intruder_gamer111]

i think heavy would be such a nice father to his kids.

[@MRworldEtIkA]

aight, WHO'S THIS BOI FATHER?!

[@employee472]

When I saw the thumbnail I thought heavy was gonna be in the cradle lol

[@NoNoMustashMan]

Wouldn't it be more tsarist bedtime since hevy was againts the red plague?

[@НикитаКонстантинов-у7д]

Fun fact: the title of the book is "Невозможно перехитрить пули" which translates to "Impossible to outsmart bullets".

[@blackhawk7274]

It'd be so cool if the minigun in the crib would be the one you have equipped!

[@tanglingbat06]

"Shh.. Sasha is asleep"

[@Robin_lambda]

Imagine doing this taunt after dominating a scout

[@velvetdraws3452]

if you kill a heavy doing this taunt you are pure evil

[@Gigawastaken]

I love this so much

[@LukeRkam]

The fact this still isn't in deeply troubles me

[@XxPuNk_WoOdXx]

I think heavy would be a great dad

[@fireblast133]

Sasha is mama!

[@alface935]

Wait is that a Bady Sasha? ohhhhh She is so cute :)