Taunting in Morrowind vs Taunting in Skyrim

You can't beat Morrowind's taunting system!
#memes #morrowind #skyrim

[@bobcabbit6343]

Yeah, that's about how strong the guards in Morrowind are.

[@steveo3947]

Until you achieve CHIM

[@betteryou7hanme]

the first time you lay hands on a set of Ordinator armor. mmmmmmmmmmmm

[@chavzone]

@@betteryou7hanme that one quest reward: "Here, have a set of our Ordinator armour. But if we catch you wearing it, we'll kill you!"

[@zhazan42]

Please, that Balmora guard by the sword of woe has got another thing coming.

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@betteryou7hanme Then it's Ebony mace to the face time.

[@Saveme1993]

Stamina bar depleted before damage, * chef's kiss *

[@5-sf]

The attention to detail in these is impeccable for sure

[@darkmaster7411]

Who in their right mind wants to piss off the morrowind guards?!

[@redbeardsteelskin6723]

Depends, am I starting a new game? Cause if so, i'm powerleveling :D

[@Thor.Jorgensen]

To get their armor set for your collection. That collection you have all over the floor in that house that you took from that bloke you murdered to have his house all for yourself. Yes, put it next to the pillow collection pile. Just Morrowind things.

[@MaxPower-ke5rq]

@@Thor.Jorgensen it’s pretty tedious, but I’m working on making my house look like a dragon’s hoard. I’m talking PILES ( I’m going for at least half height of the character) of gold and gems everywhere. Here’s hoping I don’t crash the game too soon 🤞😁🤞

[@pandalover900]

@@MaxPower-ke5rq iirc there's a limit to the number of loose items in the cell you're in, and when you go over that, the game starts lumping them into loot bags. Without mods, this might no be possible with just septims. Stacking armor might though, especially the bulky ones

[@AsukasButler]

N'wahs...

[@greg0050]

The Nerevarine at low levels would get the shit kicked out of him. But the MF Dragonborn is a psychopath, and everyone in Skyrim should rightly fear them.

[@writerlairchannel2636]

Taunting in Skyrim: basically Constantine casual conversation

[@djwoody1649]

The fact the fatigue went down first in the Morrowind one is perfect.

[@GetKhumDhan69]

Attention to detail

[@morganlloyd6351]

Dead man's shoes is the British film , truly underrated classic

[@chriscooper1449]

"ee woz a fokkin nana"

[@Toto-95]

thank you king !

[@WeWillAlwaysHaveVALIS]

Yeah, it's quite honestly underrated, usually when people say that it's not the case (in so much that whatever they're talking about is widely known and respected), but in this instance I have to agree. Even in the UK I've found that it isn't particularly well known, which is a surprise if I am honest, given the general love for the other work he has done. For those who read this that haven't heard or watched it. I highly, highly recommend it.

[@poiuyt975]

Paddy Considine was incredibly intimidating in that scene. It shows even here. :)

[@shanebobey9435]

Knew I recognized it. Forgot the name. Thanks for reminding me! Shane Meadows is a legend.

[@ItsChevnotJeff]

Taunting to provoke in Morrowind be like: "Fine, I give up... be a shame if I *sleep in your bed*

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

The Dead Man's Shoes part is too quiet. Great film btw. Nice touch where the guy heads to the cart at the end.

[@firstlast9846]

*Playing as a Redguard* and meeting corrupt Markarth guards that were trying to put me in prison cos I was an “Outsider” hit a little different.

[@chavzone]

Thrown into the prison industrial complex, just for smoking a little Nirnroot!

[@firstlast9846]

chavzone - caught me with an unlicensed Glass sword and a bottle of skooma - which I was holding for a friend - we set up to fail.

[@AsukasButler]

At least they didn't call you an N'wah. Playing a Redguard in Morrowind and being called an N'wah REALLY hits different.

[@saltymemesmith]

Sounds a safe town to buy a house, thanks for the awesome tip.

[@Bigby-von-Wolfburg]

Your works are beyond words and measure as well. The attention to detail gives back a true experience. Thanks for making my day ^^

[@cjfox7674]

This is why i like this channel where else im i going to see a dead man shoes scene being used in an elder scrolls meme

[@MyTwoPence]

Thank you very much 😁

[@cjfox7674]

@@MyTwoPence feel bad for the dragonborn Can't be easy knowing his brother lost his virginity to some thalmor skank

[@axelwulf6220]

I give Thieves and Bandits who stop me one chance to walk away I don't tell them a second time

[@michealforguson5317]

"Your money or your life." Me: What the-?! Do I look like I'm rich to you?! "Fine by me." *Starts attacking me.*

[@Dirtyro0ster]

Dead man's shoes is the name of the movie from the last edit. I strongly recommend people watch it, it's one of the best British made movies out there.

[@ashhathaway4144]

I'm laughing hysterically right now! Epic vid, thanks for making this.

[@MyTwoPence]

Thank you for watching

[@HarryisI]

Daily Reminder that Dead Man's Shoes is the best thing to come out of the Midlands since Stilton

[@djwoody1649]

Everyone watch Dead Man's Shoes if you haven't it's the film in the last clip and it's amazing.

[@troythefrog4084]

Thank you for your hard work, we all appreciate it.

[@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell]

The attention to detail on the Morrowind one was really funny

[@juantony]

You have such power for not killing that Thalmor trash on sight.

[@gb9884]

That makes me......angry

[@UtubeH8tr]

With the death of this character, the threads of fate are severed. Reload a save or persist in this doomed world.

[@Mr-Eleven]

I knew peter was gonna flip out when I saw that speech craft go up but man that health bar sure brought me ptsd

[@troythefrog4084]

Keep up the incredible and amazing work.

[@rudiruttger]

That's just the customary manner in which one addresses the Thalmor

[@patheticraw6939]

When a Dunmer calls you an N’wah you know it’s going to be your last checkpoint

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

I am gonna say this : when games can just take a sample from a voice actors and generate voice lines for text on the fly, The freaking flood gates are gonna open. Imagine baldur's gate level of dialogue with full VA and you can just add your own voice to your protagonist. I am drooling

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

0:44 YOU N’WAH!!!!….. 😡

[@tyrant-den884]

a wise man once said: "You shouldn't punch people, but its the only way some people will learn; that's one of the difficulties of being a grown-up."

[@chavzone]

Ha! Fine words coming from the wrong end of a Guar!

[@lukemorgan6166]

For some reason the vivec guards would forever attack me regardless of my acceptance of vivec himself so I had to beat them down every time I went through a door

[@CriticalHat]

You were probably wearing ordinator gear, they attack on site if you are.

[@nerdyfellow7740]

@@CriticalHat I discovered last night that they only attack if you wear an Indoril helmet or cuirass. They don’t care about any other part of the set - I guess those parts aren’t sacred.

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

0:39 kid: your a poop nose!! Morrowind skill level up: aaaaaaaaah….. 😇

[@tyizeo1912]

The speech lvl up was gold

[@Kill_a_Bear]

Oh, yeah. This is accurate.

[@asahearts1]

The second one wasn't so much a taunt as an intimidation. I would **** off, too lol😂

[@maiq5228]

The first two were perfect. The third was... disturbing

[@oscar_jjuarez5266]

Ive NEVER played a Skyrim but these are great 😂🤣

[@spartandud3]

Skyrim: Why don't more people become adventurers. Morrowind: Oh, right. The dying.

[@skylordthe1st]

I have to try that

[@circlebar2258]

fuck that movie is intense

[@michealforguson5317]

*Taunt Failed* "You are pathetic." Me: Oh, really now? If I'm pathetic, then what does that make you? *Taunt Successful.* "That does it!"

[@gavinultsch6790]

Bravo, good sir.

[@jackdoe552]

Brilliant.

[@colincodes]

:52 Light Armor Increased to 14

[@cringefest4999]

Honestly going through the entire main questline just to get the Imperial dragon armor is SOOOO worth it

[@Ace2014Ace]

Just put on the grey cowl, then kill them for no bounty.

[@fatalpenguinful]

I wish my heaven to be any elder scrolls game but goddamn, morrowind was the 1st for me and it holds a very special place in my heart.

[@brighterphantom4530]

You're a poop nose! *0:40** intensifies*

[@1ShepardCZ]

That's accurate

[@cghygyy]

that final one uses that super obscure paddy constantine film right?

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

0:59 what are you up to? 😂

[@skollmemes9960]

Karl pilkington gets angry

[@chellebethel]

Perfect. 🥰❤️

[@DaveC2729]

Huh, I never had any of those conversations with the Thalmor. I'd always either attack them or, if I wanted them to attack first, I'd just be like, "Yeah, I worship Talos, what are you gonna do about it!" I never actually seriously talked to one.

[@TheGreegles]

You actually get the silver/gold guards armour about 2 in game weeks after finishing Oblivions main quest, you have to speak to one of the blades first. The armour is complete dogshit though, same weight and protection as the steel version you can loot off dead guards.

[@MyTwoPence]

But not that one :(

[@dmgroberts5471]

It's not the Imperial Watch Armor though, that's flagged as unplayable in the construction set.

[@JoeEnderman]

The Morrowind one is perfect. Don't ask me how I got that far on the Guard's bad side.

[@omegawolfbrony]

The Morrowind guards could take on Dagoth Ur one-on-one.

[@Zephirah]

When do the Thalmor call you dragonborn ? I dont remember that

[@Lobocyfer]

10/10

[@worldrpggames]

Hands down, one of the best RPG games ever made. I'm glad I was a kid with a lot of free time when this game came out.🔥🔥🔥

[@Mac12366]

😢

[@troythefrog4084]

Classic Morrowind W

[@chardevi]

aaahahaha 🤣🤣

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[@RIPbennyharvey]

Now that’s not very nice, I don’t sound like that at all, you’re making me sound like the adoring fan.

[@ZacharyLamb-rc8qb]

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[@troythefrog4084]

50\10 W

[@blurryf4i]

2nd one is fake. He should have missed 90% more of those hits

[@Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient]

Ugh, family guy and Morrowind do not belong together. It's like doing a Crunkcore remix of a Beethoven symphony.

[@reformedtoxic1488]

what movie

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