Taxi Tuesday - Worst New York Simulators

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[@MCBunkerwelt]

As a German I am very proud of my country's contribution to the video game landscape and our obvious effort to push boundaries.

[@JamThaFab]

+Bunk This is why you guys lost the big war.

[@a3roflow90]

+Creeper Jam Twice

[@narsil1984]

+Bunk Doesnt look like this is a german game (the translation errors dont seem to be german-english errors and the credits at the end would indicate Spain as the culprit this time around)... dem german simulators are boring af and some of them are horrendous too, but they usually work to some extent... Besides, this isnt even that bad if one looks at the big picture of what shite exists on steam, be it greenlight, early access and sometimes the store front. I mean, it's atrocious and I wouldnt wanna play it in a million years, but there's clearly a ton of worse games.

[@Life-tastic]

burned. I actually put in UIG games are cancer in the search bar and it pulled up a steam sale for six of their games. don't think I ever laughed so hard in my life.

[@rumaddzero9100]

yea just stick to making cars

[@patknack7368]

I'd like to see Lewis and Simmon play Crazy Taxi. Same idea, but much more fun.

[@Platvol]

fishing site

[@jarodwilfrid8505]

+Bill Cipher "Phishing" for trouble.

[@ItsOver900O]

Simmon.

[@RealKingChief]

+Ink Leviathan Simmomon = Cinnamon

[@TheDiscoNarwhal]

+Pat Knack Little known fact: Simmon is actually Simon's twin brother. He replaced Simon after Simon's tragic death from the cancer given to him by all the terrible Trucking Tuesday games he played.

[@jakebrown173]

Simon: "they apparently all died in a fire in a bus, the bus crashed" Lewis: "Oh thank god!" Lewis Brindley- 2016

[@MrWarptime]

I would buy a Simon shirt that says "It's like a whole new game." with various art on it from games that basically don't change.

[@wizardmikey6773]

lol

[@Crawfishness]

I was about to list a bunch of game franchises that barely change the gameplay every release, but instead of invoking the salt I'll just say Call of Duty.

[@legendsoftamriel7368]

+MrWarptime its like a whole new game!

[@NotOcea]

+MrWarptime That one Yoglabs with two bloody arms and everybody lost their shit back then.

[@legendsoftamriel7368]

Love it all with Simon Lewis awesomness

[@andrew_cunningham]

1/10 "Just AIDS" -Star Games 1/10 "Gives me cancer" -Informed Gamer 1/10 "It's so bad. It's just terrible bad. Just _bad_ bad" -Game Hero 2/10 "I have played worse looking games" -All Games

[@stevie_ily]

Still more accurate than ign

[@OrdinaryBiscuit]

10/10 'This is Giving me Cancer' -Lewis Brindley

[@matthewbartlett9222]

+OrdinaryBiscuit "Destiny... sounds like death." -Lewis Brindley, 2016

[@OrdinaryBiscuit]

Exactly :P

[@tylerdaniel1544]

This is off topic but you guys need to make more yoglabs

[@beithir]

Yeah

[@JackWeller]

yup

[@tostie3110]

Yeah, that was never boring.

[@SuperExodian]

+Tyler Daniel what if they're tired of minecraft? i know i am.

[@bencarrie4739]

+Bart De Bock well they are doing whale lords, and Sips is tired of minecraft as he's said before that's why in the last few series he's been in he doesn't do any work, only fucks around

[@Soundslikematt]

Ah yes, NYC... known for their 4 story buildings and empty streets. Nailed it

[@nikeeweston]

It is known is the quietest city on the planet. Come onnnnnnnnn lol

[@blackmask8190]

Get outta here, Pervy Sage.

[@honkler5974]

+nikeeweston not just the planet all of time and the mulitverse

[@fyto8465]

+Girdlepoo "Welcome to Traffic Jam city!"

[@qotsi649]

Get out of here Pervy Sage, you're dead.

[@Mincecroft]

Lewis: "You say route if your amer-" (Just as hes about to finish the sentence) Simon: "an idiot"

[@thelanatellama6737]

BORIS!

[@aria6550]

+Boris Johnson Glad I'm not the only one that noticed. We should ki- give Simon a medal

[@Goremize]

+Boris Johnson XD

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

r out root

[@bobbythoms2078]

I cri evry tim

[@estoga]

This video was not so bad, keep on the good way Yogcast!

[@cattjohnson1114]

"This game gave me cancer"- Lewis Brindley 2k16

[@dr.minecraft2882]

+Catt Johnson lol

[@Dogtles]

+George Burch it's not un-funny

[@Pan_Kakor_I]

NYC Bus simulator has the tag horror on steam. That says it all.

[@JessmanChicken86]

This is why I love the Yogscast. Just good ol' Lewis and Simon hanging out.

[@offender0]

+Jesse Cohen You should watch The Bored Meetings.

[@Angel-zy7hn]

"take your customer to his destiny" sounds so epic XD

[@glencoconut]

+Angel Patel ikr xD

[@Efreeti]

WOAH Lewis? "This is just AIDS"? WOAH dude."This is giving me cancer"? WOAH!

[@lordspillage7919]

+Efreeti the filthy frank sickness, its slowly taking over the internet. fucking cancer

[@bobhes1212]

Idubzzzz

[@geoffreygaming4254]

i don't know why but i was crying of laughter when Lewis said "this is just aids"

[@Efreeti]

GeoffreyGaming I just said "WOAH" out loud in my empty apartment.

[@inb4runtcag]

That's moba-speak. dota has taken over his life

[@ZefVolk]

The working title for this game was 'Mundane Taxi'

[@Samaras97]

Face Cams should come as standard in these videos

[@YE33E]

+Samaras97 There was a day they weren't...

[@inferno7181]

Just these types, though. Face am gets really fucking annoying. Take Martyn's videos as an example.

[@zmajodnocaja9184]

+Samaras97 I personally enjoy the rare use of face cameras in the plethora of Yogscast channels, I came here for their personalities and the games they play, not to watch their facial reactions.

[@afiwubh4go9aiosugb]

+Samaras97 New comer eh? Just over a year ago facecams were considered annoying and unnecessary, Then the 10 year old's invaded and went "BUT I LOVE FACE CAMS!!!"

[@benito1030]

+NZpnw "But I LOVE facecams!"

[@bingo5387]

11:28 and now I know why this game is so bad, it was made by a small team of mexicans.

[@TheEpicBee1111]

Wtf?

[@TheCisub]

Found a Trump supporter.. -_-

[@odinnonya387]

+Cisub It's called a fucking joke, and it went straight over your head.

[@legendofman12]

Lol lets be honest though guys....this is why it sucked

[@AtronicGamerTOM]

But kerbal space program was made by a small group of Mexicans.

[@Nemeroth888]

Driver 1 on the PS1 had better graphics and controls

[@bettyronald8081]

They sure took them to their 'destiny'

[@connormaclane]

3:16 They capitalised the 'T' at the front of tourist but not the 'i'.

[@cogcrewgrey7592]

+Connor Macfarlane and then it quickly crashed. (technically) Honestly, wrap it up gaming industry. You've got your work all finished here. Game of the Universe 10/10

[@sassysasquatch1374]

+Connor Macfarlane its because its a german game, in germany they dont have capitals for i but do for nouns such as tourist

[@connormaclane]

Leon Rowe I know - I do German and my German coursework was an A*. I just wanted to moan about the poor translation.

[@sassysasquatch1374]

Connor Macfarlane :)

[@Fluffytree03]

+Connor Macfarlane What does the asterisk mean? =^_^=

[@matthewr237]

As soon as Simon made that idiot joke at 1:00 I (as an American) HAD to give a like.

[@jaidyngear379]

I'm glad Simon realises the pain of being an Australian

[@petertaylor2417]

+Jden G (Portal) Agree- *internet cuts out*

[@jaidyngear379]

+Peter T. (tpeter267) XD it's funny because our horrible dollar is ruining us

[@Starglowify]

+Jden G (Portal) A low dollar is a very good thing for our economy, because it increases export demand. I'd say the thousands of kilometers of ocean around us have a greater effect on the internet speeds than the value of the dollar.

[@petertaylor2417]

Starglowify Not quiet. The internet LATENCY is increased by the ocean but the SPEED is affected by the slowest point in the system (the barely functional copper cable). As for the dollar it being low is good for business, bad for people buying stuff from overseas

[@Magmafrost13]

+Peter T. (tpeter267) that one time the dollar was good though, for that one month or so... I imported all the things. Is what I'd like to be able to say. I didn't take advantage of it nearly as much as I should've.

[@FrshChees91]

Pretty good video, keep on the good way

[@twiztidnipz]

XD really laughed on this one

[@ovenchickenus]

Where is Shadow of Israphael?

[@madeleinerose2089]

Hahaha like 50000 years in the past!

[@smiffysshoe4751]

Dead.

[@jamescollins9430]

+Ovenchicken In 2012 sweetie

[@Sydvicious_studios]

Oh that died a looooong time ago.

[@pardzival6660]

+Ovenchicken Its in a galaxy far far away

[@Psyanic_]

"Or route... If you're an idiot" XD well done Simon

[@bendefusco8706]

What's this? A comment section woefully underpopulated by bees?! My briefcase full of bees shall put an end to that! 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

[@sour5806]

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[@sebastianfernandez4751]

NOT THE BEES AHAHGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA😫😫😫😫😫😫😫🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🕷🕷🐝

[@sebastianfernandez4751]

SPIDERS SPIDERS AND BEES

[@George_Azeria]

bee gone

[@danpowton3193]

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[@OrdinaryBiscuit]

10/10 'This is Just Aids' -Lewis Brindley

[@SnubHalfling]

this is what the master race has become?

[@SnubHalfling]

***** 'meme lords'? No. Just no.

[@sir_bartholomew2553]

this is barely a game -Simon

[@ShameKnight]

Thank you Simon for bringing further attention to our bad internet, this needs to be fixed.Your friend, Mr Knight

[@vibraphonics]

Lewis manages to trivialise AIDS and cancer in one video. Well done mate.

[@CLBellamey]

+vibra slap I'm sure he doesn't actually think they are trivial matters :/

[@vibraphonics]

I'm sure he doesn't but that doesn't really make it better :(

[@jackb266]

+vibra slap Um. Lewis was joking. That's it. If you have a problem with it then that's on you, not him.

[@CLBellamey]

In many ways it's the opposite, since it's like the worst possible insult he could think of.

[@EnsoTB]

The more life you live, the more you realise that if you cannot laugh at something, it will destroy you. Cancer and AIDS are bad, everyone knows, but the issue is that having it shouldn't end any form of life you once had and jokes are the quickest route out of that dangerous path. I am a radiographer in the UK and to be completely honest, it is the families that care more than the people themselves when they have cancer. Seen it 1000000 times, people don't like everyone else thinking they are some sort of lost cause and they can't do anything to help themselves. I know I wouldn't.

[@jamesbaxter5978]

Looking at the instructions before playing? Where are Lewis and Simon, and what have you done with them?!!!

[@BlueShadow125]

OH SHIT NOT THIS COMPANY!!! i thought UIG was dead

[@ooglefluffg857]

It looks like New York was described over the phone to some eastern Europeans who had never seen it before.

[@memeyou33]

+Googlefluff857 I was thinking the same thing lol.

[@rumaddzero9100]

it probably was

[@coremar2]

+YOGSCAST Lewis & Simоn Are you kidding us, you peace of trash?

[@JiggleboneJones]

I'm early better make a joke New York Taxi Driving Simulator

[@user-rz2sq9fm2g]

Hahahhahahhahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahah Please don't nuke me or put me in a concentration camp oh great overlord

[@jasonlee6326]

+xByze you have not laughed enough you will be "gone" in a day. Praise our glorious leader! o7

[@razzledazzled4009]

I love how Simon pronounced all of those misspelled words. You gotta love the yogscast XD

[@OrdinaryBiscuit]

'Route if You're an idiot' - Simon Lane 2016

[@dr.virus1295]

+OrdinaryBiscuit He said 'Route if you're American', are you calling Americans idiots? That ras- well, you might have a point.

[@DDoig1]

9:20 "They didn't want to go very far did they?" haha best bit of the video.

[@adambrundell5454]

This is the perfect style of Yogscast video. Please more stuff like this, especially more indie games.

[@blackedout5894]

Ft his is the funniest video I have seen in such a long time

[@JoeTheSmiter]

I love how whoever made this clearly couldn't figure out, or just be bothered to, create an AI that would yield the right of way to other drivers, so everyone just always turns.

[@iGoatsPlus]

This is one of the best/funniest yogscast videos I've seen in a while. Good job :)

[@Toycey123]

I like how the road markings paint themselves in front of you as you drive.

[@yemert]

"Take your customer to his destiny" -Taxi quotes 2016

[@danielturner88]

Looks like a flash game I played in the early 2000s...

[@MrArchoir]

This reminds me of a game called taxi london mayhem, same concept but much more carnage.

[@spectro742]

The beginner's guide is a walkthrough of one of those dark film rooms in modern art galleries. The beginner's guide is art.

[@Arina_Azuma]

3:25 well theres a sneak peak of the steam username and games

[@jamesbaxter5978]

9:57 the four exact same people get on the bus.

[@danieltancreative]

Simon's throwaway line about Australia's slow internet made my life! :p

[@rewerb]

I lost it when those people just got off after 15 yards and walked back they way they came. Classic.

[@RetroActiveGamers]

It's pretty crazy to see some of the games that get the green light on steam, one day we hope RTAG Rise will get greenlit but we aren't holding our breath lol. Cheers Simon and Lewis and have a happy trucking Tuesday :)

[@9eberra]

i feel like despite not paying for it, my trucking tuesday was ripped off today...

[@MGPLyrics]

1 star "Not so bad, keep it up!" LOL

[@DCGMatthew1]

Simon, Great Work! Keep It Up, Proud Of You

[@wolft5929]

Fun fact - Simon actually wanted to be a taxi driver when he was younger Another fun fact - the fact above is a lie

[@LeoUchiha812]

So, this is pretty much the taxi sidequests in Lego Marvel Superheroes as it's own game?

[@coolguy9189]

+ThisName DoesntMatter And the fun

[@motivationallizard1117]

I want to know why it stopped you majestic British yogs I want that now old new fans we must stand to together for one of the greatest tog series ever made

[@WolfynDragon]

ALWAYS CHECK THE SPELLING BEFORE PUTTING A GAME ON STEAM

[@Cosmic_Tortoise]

I noticed Planet Explorers at 3:25 when the game crashed, not played it before, but I think it is a lot like Ark, a long game that Yogscast has no time to play.

[@AstraSims-]

"this is giving me cancer" best quote from Lewis hahaha

[@BitBotEngine]

"Perfect for Australians" That cuts deep, Simon.

[@SmallEyeStudios]

Three of them get off the bus after 15 yards, and two of them immediately start walking back to where they were just standing

[@chunheisiu]

I like how Simon kept driving into the wrong side of the road

[@jen5653]

"Finally, you made a decent trip" savage

[@FroddeB]

So sad that Yogscast has got so much hate the past year, they really don't deserve it. They bring quality content, and quantity. Not very often you see channels who are able to do quantity and quality. They deserve 10.000.000 subs imo. ;)

[@ashleyking8851]

they shit out minecraft and poop jokes, and often nerdazum around a table, only a bit of their content is classed as good m8

[@ashleyking8851]

+AshleyKing88 Nerdgazum*

[@aria6550]

+AshleyKing88 nerdgasm*

[@ashleyking8851]

+AshleyKing88 not sure where your correction went, apperciated anyway

[@ashleyking8851]

+AshleyKing88 god damn it keys, appreciated

[@DangleSnipeCeli123]

Lewis calling that guy a social justice warrior is lowkey the funniest part of the episode

[@ZoniacMan]

If Trump made a videogame, this would be it.

[@noah.2B]

No, it would be about building a wall. Aka Minecraft. inb4 notch is actually trump irl and not online

[@Echodonut]

+ElectricRazer Why are people always quoting direct lines from the video?

[@Enderspartan911]

I'm getting callbacks to LRR's Watch+Play, so now all I want is for Simon to play Prayer Warriors: AOFG and as a result lose his mind.

[@baxwarrior3873]

It's a big download Simon, 60meg, and a big price tag "Oh my god... perfect for Australians" - Simon 2016

[@SakoresDark]

2 minutes in: "If we can stand 10 minutes of this we'll have done well" *Video is 12 minutes* You did well, Yogscast. Congratulation

[@raseiniuprokuroras198]

+SakoresDark they standed 5 mins

[@SakoresDark]

Edvnas rotMG Not so bad, keep on the good way

[@Daniel.Liddicoat]

You could do a whole series of Yogcast plays NYC bus simulator. It would be awesome.

[@tha_vape_god4082]

I've been a subscriber for about 5 years. that's just ridiculous that the viewers would be treated like that

[@allie-ontheweb]

Omfg I got Midtown Madness 2 vibes from NYC Taxi Sim Except MM2 was made in 1999

[@Kevb0ardGames]

+Alex Howe and way better

[@allie-ontheweb]

Kevb0ardGames Yeah, that's pretty true

[@Morbidsnigel]

Guys, did you know that "diggy diggy hole" is used by a swedish hockey team when they play? A pretty good one to. So funny.

[@dwale1860]

take customers to his destiny just makes me think of back to the future

[@nikeeweston]

About time we had some SIMON in our lives ffs.

[@alexanderhitchen4379]

I laughed so hard when people got off the bus two foot from where they got on!!!

[@kylemontgomery1727]

Lewis Brindley quote of the year: "Oh Christ this is awful, it's giving me cancer."

[@s3vn77]

I haven't laughed so hard at a video in a long time, this was amazing!

[@target0330]

3:30 Oh, no, they've dated the video! 09/03/16 (or 03/09/16 if you're American like me).

[@Toycey123]

No Man's Sky who? This is going to be GOTY for sure.

[@RazerSnapper]

If no one understood Simons joke about it being 60mb "perfect for Australians" its because our download speeds are shit.

[@staryoshi06]

+Snapper for me my dl speed is fine, its my upload that is the problem

[@1027ano]

when are they going to upload whale lords? i really enjoyed that series and was looking forward to watching it.

[@Goremize]

I love just watching Simon and Lewis play. Just, they seemed rather in a bad mood for this vid

[@TheOneTrueNox]

A taxi walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"

[@TheYidnay]

9:07 It's Hat Films getting on the bus

[@TheJathey]

The clock is at 10 and 2 because that's the analogy for where to place your hands on the steering wheel

[@PlanetCoolMinecraft]

"Perfect for Australians" cracked me up. Let's hope the Internet situation here fixes itself quickly.

[@alexstevens8217]

Sips and Lewis could probably play this for Team DD, nothing to think about so maybe they can both talk for once

[@cdavid2200]

Yogscast-taxi Tuesday Me-good enough!

[@sylwester2701]

I feel like at some point sips is going to realize he can make an airship, and he's gonna cut his house off the whale and never come back

[@christinestevenson4482]

"take the customer to his destiny" I had to stop the video for a couple minutes there.

[@tomhubbard8510]

this game is sinister, you play as a taxi driver who saves people from alien tractor beems, only then to take them on a terrifying death ride inside the laggy, windows xp, matrix. then you kill them by taking them to their destiny.

[@phoenixdeux8988]

Omg... The help section is just hilarious..

[@loveisinportant5570]

These games are "released" on Steam in the current year. They weren't made in this year. Steam opened the floodgates when it comes to letting in games, so now literally anyone for any reason can put up a game, even if it's tosh you'd find in a supermarket bargain bin in 2006.

[@samable7724]

Ah yes! Trucking Tuesday!

[@kushsapra98]

lol that "social justice warrior" reference was legendary

[@kabo0m]

Taxi master after driving on the wrong side and running over people and crashing into cars and into walls .. I would hate to see what a "less than 5 stars" taxi driver is like :P