Taylor Swift as a Detective

[@HM-od4wm]

who else started watching these videos and became obsessed?

[@szonjahorvath3427]

mee

[@blackwolfdragon1705]

Me

[@etherealrune757]

What is a Beyoncé?

[@გიორგიკალანდარიშვილი-თ9ჟ]

I did obviously.I am more interested in what is gonna happen next than watching detective series on Netflix 😅

[@Skinishana]

Omg yes

[@justaperson0848]

4:14 editing "cardigan" to just be "cardi" is so genius

[@aaliyahfoster2705]

Cardigan ft. Cardi B when 😍

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

@@aaliyahfoster2705 "cause I knew you, stepping on my thongs ang slipping up mah aeswhole ahhh"

[@sebastianlara1039]

Yeah it's true

[@ainiraarystanbek7170]

heheh cardi b

[@annakaderabkova4201]

Thank u, was thinkin bout this one 🤔

[@max_9t]

5:15 this scene was so ICONIC omg 😭😍✨ happy birthday Taylor Swift

[@carlossaquicchan7166]

That part felt like a real crime scene moment.

[@hailey9794]

Happy Birthday, Taylor.

[@alexen98]

CARDIOVASCULAR B, I'm literally dead 🤣🤣love ya Vanity!! Once again a masterpiece!

[@morbidius]

I was looking to find this comment, I DIED! 😂

[@STWeissler-hb6yb]

Honestly if this had actually happened Taylor would have definitely written that. Its so Taylor

[@lucassantostoons]

Happy birthday to Taylor swift

[@etherealrune757]

yes! I love her music so much!

[@surreasurri]

yes to he said shed so go taylor swift potty, so I wanted to eat niki in a good ariana big pizza night with catty eilish? 🥰

[@interlude5212]

I love Taylor swift? her music is so good!? like what, her artistry is so good? I appreciate her? She is so good at song writing? I could write a book on all the things she’s good at? Her new album Midnights is so good? I love Bejeweled and Mastermind? Happy birthday to Taylor Swift?

[@SelenaRose13]

​@@interlude5212Excuse me then why are you watching these videos with Taylor? If you don't like her then don't watch videos about her ok? But don't say like that!

[@melissawassenberg1946]

3 replies and 299 likes? Lemme fix that

[@justcallmed933]

Damn, can we just appreciate how much editing improved??? Like details now are just wow wow wow 💅✨

[@sauravraj2868]

you're so real for releasing this on Taylor's birthday! 🥰

[@aritmiya]

Taylor probably gonna let you go on era’s tour for free now 😊

[@Erre-te]

IM AMAZED BY HOW YOU MAKE YOUR VIDEOS NOW. WE LOVE THEM🔥

[@VanityLessons]

I'm so glad you like them 🥹🤍

[@diegxherrera]

SAME THEY ARE ART

[@Klynette546]

@@VanityLessons Your videos are a pure masterpiece no lie!

[@dxstothebxsto]

​@@VanityLessonsHey Vanity, what editing software are you using at the moment?

[@hotassbitchdf]

@@VanityLessons HOW DO U ANIMATE THEM SO WELL DISNEY ANIMATORS R JEALOUS ISTG

[@jatnielortiz7829]

I love that they use Black Pink phrases much more, because they always use the typical ""Bombayah"" ones. No doubt VanityLessons is the best at doing this

[@wanwan3864]

Tbh they only have like 15 songs in like 7 years

[@Bunnies_-1]

Like they used on the ground which is rose's solo song

[@max_9t]

5:58 obviously Taylor had to use a helicopter and not a normal patrol 💀😭 I LOVE THE DETAILS PLEASE

[@zackxeno1019]

@@VanityLessons I got it too 🤣

[@Pearlz4me]

@@VanityLessons lmao

[@ejaytangonan13]

Carbon emission queen PERIODT.

[@HazielWorld911]

i forgot about that 😩

[@silly_hue-wheat]

💀💀💀

[@randomuser2427]

My bet is on Nicki, she didn't cry when the first death occured, when the camera was filming, she seemingly forgot someone literally died and she was the one telling everyone to go to sleep.

[@vanished8732]

Finally someone who talks about the question in the end, I also think it's nicki she seemed really weird and evil and if you think about it it could be the statue that Beyonce kicked maybe she killed her because of it

[@MarxrileyAoki]

But Nicki is the obvious one, I feel like there's more evidence untold. Like who bought the hot sauce?

[@БогданРезнік]

I think it was Billie.

[@dungdaoxuan2077]

Nicky didn't kill, it was Chun-Li😂

[@isjejjdjemdmekkwmskekwkdme4669]

Billie got something to do with this, she went to the kitchen first at 0:31, she could have tampered with the hot sauce. Whats even more is that she was eating crisps, rather than pizza like everyone else, like she knew that the pizza would be toxic. Plus, she also been a villain in past vids so- Also at 2:28 she said the police were coming, so she could have been genuinely scared at that point About Beyoncé’s suicide note, it says Bey in quotation marks, which is a nickname for Beyoncé,like the killer could have been mocking her. The only connection I found between the album and Billie is that back in August, the album was at a tie with Eilish’s song ‘Happier than ever’ on the 2nd position for the #1s on Apple Music. Perhaps billie was mocking her about that too.

[@Handinmypocket0]

7:01 I’m dead with Selena’s face 😂😂😂

[@MatTheSoundless]

Such a cinematic masterpiece- Also, to answer that final question, I think maybe it was Dula Peep (B), she's had the least amount to do with the story so far it'd seem, so she's seemly unsuspicious, which makes me suspicious.

[@AaAaAccslytrflp]

Didn't even notice Dula Peep was in here

[@hkazu63]

Dula was VERY invested in getting that pizza only to immediately disappear from the story. She basically had the phone before Ariana finished speaking. Suspicious behaviour? Keeping a low profile? If she didn’t do it, she knows more. Shady.

[@thesplatooanima8231]

Perhaps the Miley Cyrus Gnome did it?

[@waldoododo]

perhaps it was billie because of that demonic face she made right at the beginning of the video, and because "bad guy" exists ☠️

[@dulapeepa5568]

But maybe the fact that Billie didn't eat the pizza was a hint??

[@hanselbarlow]

Better than most movies I’ve seen recently.

[@jasminechanda]

Lady Gaga: it's science and scientific proof it's biology Taylor: where you think she got it from? Lady Gaga: VENUS! 💀💀 I'm half through the video and practically dead 🤣🤣 Edit: I think Billie did it

[@Urfavblond3]

Sammeeeeee

[@Amethyst_soSus]

Same I was also thinking billie did it

[@elpipepro]

Nope I think Nicki Minaj did it she didn't cry

[@akarichan140]

I think it was Nikki cuz maybe she was the one who left the sauce and Beyoncé brought it as maybe(she was forced by Nikki) 1:54. We saw Nikki acting sus when she saw the pizzas and was quite happy, as if she was the one who planned to killed Britney 1:58. Maybe Billie knew everything so she didn't eat the pizzas 1:47. When Taylor left and told everyone to sleep, Nikki didn't even feel sad. She told everyone to sleep early so that she could kill Beyoncé when everyone was sleeping 6:11. Nikki knew that Beyoncé would expose her so she killed her. Beyoncé didn't suicide. The most surprising thing is that the note was written by Nikki and not Beyoncé. In 8:59 we can see that it is written "see U guys in hell". And we know that "see you guys in hell" is said by Nikki and it's her famous quote. Also Nikki was the one who was excited when she came on the news and on the note it was written to stream Renaissance 3:33 and 8:59. So Nikki killed Britney and Beyoncé.

[@amberelsie87m]

@@akarichan140 ohh

[@francescomarangoni]

Tha fact that Taylor gets home by helicopter is so accurate

[@quentinscheliquet3819]

Omg the details 😂 Gaga as a doctor is amazing, I need the second episode!

[@OnyxDragon404]

Not those pictures on toxicity scale🤣... I'm dying. Btw, quality of your videos only seems to increase each time. Keep up the good work! Just don't strain yourself too much, okay? Thank you for always making me smile

[@thatbiachecalledLoue]

like _okay_ _no_ *_YEP, NO_*

[@Moonsong_]

i've been following this account for a lot of time. THE IMPROVMENT. This is fantastic, the editing, the words, the moves, the story... wow.

[@Kyokoisamrsaftonsimp]

This made me laugh even more after a bunch of chaos 🤣

[@linhtut1414]

6:49 LMAO THIS SCENE IS MY FAVORITE LIKE, the whole video was so funny

[@ethan1969]

Finally Taylor Swift as the main character! ❤

[@djwitheredbonnie4560]

9:07 I've got a hunch that Billie Eilish was the one who killed Britney and Beyonce. For Britney, even though Nicki was in the kitchen last, I have high suspicion that Billie could've poisoned the Hot Sauce, because why would Nicki need to go to the kitchen when there's food already underway? that and the hot sauce wasn't present until it arrived and Billie was the one who took the pizza inside in the first place, meaning she must've put something in it before walking into the living room, something like dish soap that she may have gotten from the kitchen.. and no... Billie trying to wake Britney up has nothing to do with anything, since murders tend to try and do their best they can to make it seem as if it wasn't their fault to begin with. For Beyonce, there are far too many scratch marks all over her body for it to be a suicide attempt. Since Beyonce has scratch marks, that reduces it down to Billie and Nicki, since Beyonce doesn't have any knife marks or gun shots, which would've alerted the others anyway, and Dua Lipa's nails aren't long to pierce through skin (Same deal with Ariana). Despite Nicki having no sympathy for Britney, I have a feeling that it's Billie still, since Billie has the longest nails of the group and even though "RENAISSANCE" is a reference towards one of Beyonce's albums, it's also a reference to Billie's nickname "Queen Billie", which being queen is a huge role to have, especially during the Renaissance Era, that and there's been a TikTok trend involving Billie's head or eyes and a renaissance painting called "Renaissance Eyes" that happened back in 2019. The "See you guys in Hell" part of the letter could be a refernce towards Billie Eilish's song "All the Good Girls go to Hell" With this in mind, if it was Nicki, she would've been the one who killed Beyonce and Beyonce only and not Brittney, the only thing that would make sense for her to kill Beyonce, is because Beyonce was the one with the hot sauce last, but then why would Nicki do that if she didn't have the hot sauce to begin with? because again, she wasn't the one who took the food from Cardi B, nor was it Beyonce's fault anyway, since Nicki watched Brittney grab the hot sauce out of Beyonce's hands. Ariana and Dua Lipa basically watched the whole thing, leaving Billie Eilish remaining. So despite all the suspicion that Nicki has put upon herself, my best guess is that *Billie Eilish* was the murderer

[@NASAXPainter-ESCD]

I agreed

[@vanished8732]

@@NASAXPainter-ESCD lol it's funny how long that comment was and how this reply is like 2 words

[@haaljar7666]

Wow

[@haaljar7666]

I respect you

[@blackthong6108]

Son, you're genius

[@werh227]

This genre is just so amazing, you really get to see how far you can take their lines, kudos, sure some are one off jokes but the fact that it almost flows seemslessly in every scene is just immaculate 👌

[@charligan]

THE EDITING??? ARE YOU JOKING??? THE QUALITY I CANNOT, the very best video of this type i’ve ever seen like yuh let’s get into it! And umm i’m gonna say Nicki idk why but she jus seems suspicious. She didn’t cry like the others when Britney died, she’s the one who insisted they went to bed and then Bey died, she’s the one who asked for pizza and had the pizza when Britney took a slice. I just DO NOT trust her

[@Levi-GP...]

Happy birthday Taylor Swift 💕

[@toxinking1989]

2:55 this scene with that background music... just a masterpiece, a real detective movie

[@Wrske0]

I NEED MORE EPISODES I LITERALLY GOT HALF WAY THROUGH THE CLIMAX HELP I NEED MORE OF THIS I LOVE IT

[@arianawendymangagirl]

I want an entire Movie or TV show about Taylor being a detective. Oh, can Katy be her partner. Also, I love everyone in this and Shakira was well cast. I think she's in prison at the moment

[@t.ardagun6015]

YESSSS

[@GamerShay786]

She is? What happened?

[@m4ri0.mp4]

@@GamerShay786 she got arrested for tax evasion

[@allure3822]

I am UNHEALTHYLY obsessed with this, 100% nicky did it

[@PrincessPieGirlRotation]

2:17 ARIANA’S FACE 🤣

[@severyndubyk822]

Love to see new characters. Big thanks for Tove Lo. Wish Rina return sometime inn this videos

[@nathanrangel8677]

WHY IS THIS SOOOO GOOD AND THE TAYLOR SCENES WITH THE MUSIC WERE SO CINEMETOPHIC OR WHATEVER

[@hi4665]

We need part 2 ❤

[@KiaraLionessTM]

“Pizza” “Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!” Lol calm down Dua 😂😂

[@thatbasicslytherin]

4:39 THIS MADE ME START CACKLING LIKE A WITCH ON HALLOWEEN. THIS WAS HILARIOUS WELL DONE! 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@randomhomosapien-6009]

I love the little details, like at 7:40 there's a cool sign on the door :D

[@nadaprafazer_13]

What sign?

[@leafboy.nikhil]

The editing is so good I have never seen another youtuber doing these episodes this seriously and very this much effort. I feel like I'm watching a netflix show

[@mallow5828]

Can we talk about how much effort goes into these videos bc it's amazing!!!

[@Cheryl_Adeline_S]

1:33 you good sir/ma'am, just made my water go up my nose, thank you very much 😊❤

[@janeknevermind]

I NEED PART 2 🥲 Also Miley always being some creature with THAT exact pic is so funny. 😂

[@chrissytiya3025]

Omg I feel like I just watched a detective story on Netflix editor is genius..👏👏👏 This is so perfect..Can't wait to watch part 2.. Please

[@sofia_sobral]

3:14 this scene is so iconic omg

[@oliversabates7250]

THE TO-TO-VEH LO! PERIOD! TOO-VEH-LO! WAS AMAZING! (+ thanks for even including Tove!!!)

[@GoldenTV2023]

6:46 “MMM-MM-MM-M-Mm-M” killed me for no reason 😭😭

[@meh3718]

taylor is literally amazing

[@alextraordinary5294]

1:02 the scooter making cardi’s “eooow” sound 💀💀💀

[@linhtut1414]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS, LIKE THE AMOUNT OF GREAT EDITTING PUT INTO THIS IS JUST THE BEST, plus its funny as heck

[@gracel4120]

this was ridiculously good! the quality, the lyrics are compiled so cleverly, Taylor (of course), it was like a whole film! thank you vanity I love your videos

[@PENSILISS]

Omg Taylor is so aesthetic and amazing ur so gorgeous!!!

[@happysunnymoney7612]

OMG this is like a thriller movie. Great job and your edits are absolutely Better and looks so real. BTW who wants part 2????

[@ETG7]

2:16 THAT ARIANA'S FACE- I DIED 💀

[@AngelXCX2007]

Honestly, this is my favorite mystery mini-movie. I wish more mini-movies were like this.

[@nariebarnes3646]

Billy eating the talkies I couldn’t stop laughing😂

[@congratulations-]

your editing is just getting better and better

[@queenbee4703]

OMG CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS VIDEO IS JUST AMAZING

[@Xxxxyxfüvwhföwä]

I've been watching your videos for a while now and I'm honestly so proud because the quality hast improved so much! The fluidity of the editing, the details are on point, and the storytelling is amazing 👏🏿 ✨️ Keep up the good work!

[@dannyigl2332]

6:40 IM DEAD 😭

[@Briii28]

Hahaha a masterpiece, happy bday Taylor 🎉❤

[@rexhacorner7195]

Not watching these kind of videos in 2 years and oh my god the quality is getting better and better since i watch them back in 2020 pandemic.

[@karlomanueldosdos1428]

Happy Birthday to the most beautiful american singer ! Taylor Swift🥳🥳🥳 She may have the best 33rd birthday wishes ... I hope she composes more songs so her fans would amaze her🥰😘 10000000% fan of her😍

[@blissardess]

The editing and animation 10000/10

[@akishalexiedelossantos2258]

4:23 Ah yes, my favorite music artist, C A R D I O V A S C U L A R B

[@mariog.1054]

6:33 and the Part with Shakira, i'm done 😂😂😂

[@valn1la]

NOT THE EYELASH BUG AHAH 7:32

[@thewaxtaylor]

6:02 THE PLANTS SHRINKING WHEN TAYLOR GOT IN THE HELICOPTER LMFAOO 😭

[@JeanNascimentoJNX]

NOW I WANNA KNOW WHO ACTUALLY DID IT

[@JeanNascimentoJNX]

Methinks it's whoever bought those groceries... because Billie did see them prior to Nicki ordering pizza

[@randomuser2427]

I think it was the blonde woman in the green dress (I'm not good with celebrities) did it, because in the flashback you see her looking surprised when the victim took the sauce. I guess she planned to kill Nicki because she ordered a pizza with hot sauce (which means Nicki would take it) and when you pay attention at the beginning, when she is getting the hot sauce from the kitchen, she turns around, as if to check if anyone could see her poison the hot sauce

[@JeanNascimentoJNX]

@@randomuser2427 (you're talking ab Beyoncé) But then she was m-worded in the end! She couldn't have done that on her own

[@TheguyInYourFridge]

@@JeanNascimentoJNX I honestly think it was either Dua or Nicki, the scratches on Beyonce looked like claw marks and Dua has a rabbit with her... But Nicki was acting sus from the start and doesn't even really seem to care that Britney died

[@JeanNascimentoJNX]

@@TheguyInYourFridge Yeah Nicki looks extremely sus but she also looks like an easy answer

[@RukhsaSharin]

my only thought throughout this whole video was just how amazing the editing is, and i mean it-

[@f3ll1xxie]

this was very well made.. it was a year ago when i last watched and i can’t believe how much you improved

[@foxpawn5470]

Gworl- like I was literally so invested I need a pt 2

[@rc7618]

another masterpiece .....Thank you !

[@WoraHEREE]

This is the smoothest celebrity edit I've ever seen

[@lowkeyeverywhere4533]

1:57 Nicki put the poison here

[@erictaylorsversion3836]

AMAZING TAYLOR fit so much in her role

[@guniiiish]

Happy birthday Taylor Swift 🫶

[@Cumpot_yablochny]

this is so professional, like always! funny and chaotic daaaammmnnn so good

[@MsRandom303]

1:38 You know, Billie, if any of them had obliged, this video wouldn't get to be on KZbin.

[@totalchaosss0]

3:35 Awooop jumpscare 🤪

[@Baby_Kawa]

their faces 😭 3:21

[@gab_bornpink]

rosé on the ground the most iconic, i love it

[@pure-honey]

I love Gaga being the scientist lol

[@owenen13]

IM SO GLAD TAYLOR FINALYL GETS THE SPOTLIGHT TY

[@folkmore1989]

Here the songs used from this video💚💛💜❤💙🖤💗🤍🤎💙 1. Anti-Hero 2. Afterglow 3. Don't Blame Me 4. You're Not Sorry 5. Vigilante 6. Cardigan 7. The Last Great American Dynasty 8. Getaway Car? (not sure) 9. Would've, Could've, Should've? (not sure) 10. Lover 11. Look What You Made Me Do 12. Sweet Nothing (little coincidence because that's track 12 on midnights and it's track 12 on here) 13. The Moment I Knew 14. 22 15. It's Nice To Have A Friend (also can't listen to this song without thinking about the creepy M3GAN robot dancing) 16. Bye Bye Baby 17. no body, no crime 18. I Forgot That You Existed 19. This Is Me Trying 20. The Archer 21. Willow 22. Death by a Thousand Cuts 23. Blank Space That's all!

[@Imboredbruhhhh]

Congratulations

[@backup153]

@@Branny7229 they were listing taylor songs

[@Branny7229]

@@backup153 oh

[@AragoTina]

You know the one that say "i'm evil"?

[@avarose7524]

@@AragoTinaThat’s Mother’s Daughter by Miley Cyrus

[@ILY95]

THE PLOT IS AMAZING, THIS MUST HAVE TOOK SO LONG

[@helaTS13]

absolutely ove the montage of taylor looking for clues in the house with mysterious music in the background

[@flowerushhr]

Better than the movies released these days, and idk why I think Ariana did it ... SHE'S THE ONLY ONE CRYING AND THROWINGUP

[@DT-Ranger]

0:11 quote of the year. Ariana Grande: Pizza

[@younscrafter7372]

8:29 finally, a fitting situation for this line

[@TheRealLegendPuppy]

2:41 had me crying🤣🤣

[@Pandarian90]

You took the Cardi line of Taylor from Cardigan, brilliant 😅

[@boredreadyforconv.]

6:27 best moment 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Wicked_Zack]

I think Nicki killed Britney. Not just because she showed no emotion, but at 1:58, she was doing something with the pizza. When asked what she was doing, she said nothing. She may of put something in it despite the hot sauce being poisoned. Maybe the hot sauce was meant to frame someone. I’m not sure about who killed Beyoncé tho.

[@SwaicaGym-xt9n]

Billie doesn’t deserve this!!!! 😭😭😭😭 btw i love your videos!!!!

[@because78...9]

THIS IS DIRECTED LIKE A LEGIT SHERLOCK EPISODE I LOVE IT

[@_luvze11ie_]

I love the editing in this video it’s super good !

[@dorathemfexplorer1980]

0:22 NOT WIDE AWAKE-😭😭😭

[@farahamzn]

i love the LISA part. fits perfectly!!

[@Tumelo_]

Happy birthday to Taylor Swift ♥️😘

[@croctactico1971]

Omg congrats on posting after 4 years!!!

[@lrs9811033925]

If I ever became a singer, I dont want grammys... I want this. My song lyrics turn into a movie masterpiece