Taylor Tomlinson and Bridgerton’s Nicola Coughlan Make Brave Announcement

[@DrZaius3141]

Honestly, I love how the boyfriends in both videos realized that something was weird about what their girlfriends did. They both seemed very busy with eating but still paid enough attention to see what was happening and were attentive enough to know that it wasn't their usual speed.

[@b-meaker99]

And still didn't catch on....

[@mishynaofficial]

Because it's staged 😂

[@JosefaTejeda]

literal bare minimum

[@randyrj9357]

Yet, the guys goobling down their food, pausing to note how fast the ladies are eating, are oblivious to how fast they inhale their own food.

[@essnjora9904]

Yeap! The bar is in hell's basement! 😭😭💖💖

[@TimpossibleOne]

Announcer: "Joey Chestnut!" A.i. translator: "Yeah we just die!"

[@TitaniaBird]

And this is why AI is nowhere close to where the folks marketing it believe it is.

[@mariekastler5391]

​@@TitaniaBirdor perhaps AI is just Super ironic and nuanced

[@blahimbored13]

I am disappointed they didn’t joke about this..

[@falxonPSN]

The fact that people post such low effort videos without even bothering to try to correct the captioning is just depressing.

[@PariWritesOnTheInternet]

Okay, I've studied fashion so I can't help but say this, her outfit and hair is on-point. She looks SO good, like girl, those witty comments sound great and you look wonderful too!

[@R.T_W]

Nicola Coughlan is so witty 9:48

[@s010s]

Thanks

[@cami1939]

So true

[@Anzy.99]

I'm glad the contestants are speaking with the audience again. This show is getting better every time

[@lulupepper1467]

Congrats on getting a second season Taylor!!! You're an amazing comedian and host!!! I am so excited to watch more of your show!!! 🎉

[@mordicaiknode]

Came down here to say the same thing; glad we're getting another season, & congratulations!

[@Mushroom321-]

Yes!!😊😮😮👏🏼👏🏼

[@patmccrotch5373]

For sure, always enjoyed her comedy!

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

Speaking of Portuguese, "muitas felicitações" to Taylor and the show's staff for getting a second season: you deserved it! 😊

[@scootover7]

Congratulations on being picked up for a second season, I don't have cable, but I do try to catch the clips of this show on KZbin. Taylor does a great job hosting .

[@AdrianColley]

Isn't this on a broadcast network? Doesn't CBS have spectrum?

[@cambodiangent]

Depends on where you live, but you should be able to watch with an antenna.

[@AnimefortheLazyman]

@@cambodiangenteven Cambodia 🇰🇭 apparently!

[@jaebee1121]

Girl, 3024 is ONE THOUSAND YEARS from now. She's gonna live forever, like on Fame.

[@themaggattack]

This is the 2nd time I've seen her make that same mistake on this show. Is the writer's room f***ing with her? Or do they not know either?

[@themaggattack]

This does explain a lot about why points are so arbitrary on this show. 😂

[@izzywoods794]

I was wondering if i was crazy, thank u😂

[@missnaomi613]

Yeah, oops!

[@marguaritetherese3156]

Yep. No one can do that math, it's impossible.

[@hizaleus]

"Titanium dioxide is used in sunscreen." WATER IS USED IN PAINT!

[@shannonardo]

Oh my, right? When press gets a hold of any simple “science,” my word.

[@theedgeofoblivious]

You know what isn't anymore? Lead.

[@jaredpierce8477]

Titanium dioxide is also used in paint as a white pigment!

[@hardtymz2517]

It’s also in Krokodil and 99% of Florida’s drinking water. Way to go Florida, our nation’s trash can.

[@bhbr-xb6po]

@@jaredpierce8477 and as the white stuff on salami

[@AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj]

Love this! Thank you, on behalf of perfect-breasted women everywhere. 🎉❤

[@shannonardo]

Nicola is perfection for saying that, I mean, she’s totally right, but also pointing out how stupid pointed questions like that are.

[@oa1794]

She got me with that "watching while seating on the toilet" line - because that's literally what I do most mornings 😅

[@MadAboutBrows]

You're not alone 🫶

[@ellenwilliams3890]

Same😅😅😅

[@heather23renae]

Some people in these comments… Are probably doing it… right now…

[@obianyiprecious7731]

On the toilet 🚽 right now

[@AnimefortheLazyman]

She gets a lot of her jokes from reading internet comments about her - she’s literally made jokes about that many times. So she knows.

[@mikewalker4092]

That skirt is *amazing*

[@Brittanylaine]

So glad you're getting a second season!! Love the jokes and the guests you've had on. I'd love to see more Dropout members, especially Zach Oyama and Jacob Wysocki, if you're looking for suggestions.

[@jaebee1121]

BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN

[@sentientbeans]

Well…they copied Dropout so I doubt it 😂

[@coda3223]

​@@sentientbeans Dropout shows rock!

[@randyrj9357]

YES! 🏆 A Winner of the Losers matches.

[@TheKillahKyla]

Which Dropout members did they already have on the show?

[@RHCole]

Oh, that boyfriend knew. He knew what was going on. Dude purposefully wolfed his burger in two bites.

[@davisj7973]

Yea. She had a camera set up for a relevant trend. He was in on it. It was her idea. You're supposed to laugh not hate men more because of this.

[@RHCole]

.@@davisj7973 ...who said anything about hating him for it? Maybe you need to check your own biases, lil guy

[@goodbher9244]

Man the "men's rights" crowd are the biggest snowflakes. 😂

[@davisj7973]

@@RHCole Yes I am biased towards hating men. You got me. My penis just irritates the shit out of me, ya know? surprised I haven't adopted a trans identity by this point :(

[@davisj7973]

@@RHCole Why does it matter that he knew then? Why does it matter that he "purposefully" wolfed his burger in two bites? why state the obvious?

[@yesthisisshi]

Hey, I have a relevant tale! I once was an extra on a few shows as a kid, Weeds among them, and Kevin Nealon was the only main cast actor I ever saw come to have lunch with us extras. it was lovely :)

[@tylerbrown2938]

it’s 7:45 AM and I’m actively sitting on the toilet, where are the hidden cameras Taylor?

[@jv-lk7bc]

actively? thanks for sharing

[@petecoogan]

Okay, I'm on board with the changes. Stand up monologue, player intros, changes to winner deciding

[@baylinkdashyt]

As a non-Portuguese speaker, Portuguese is what I set people's TVs to as a prank, since they'll think "Oh; it's in Spanish; I got this"...

[@grannypeacock]

I'm American. I have no other language but English because I'm American. I don't think Spanish and Portuguese sound alike. Of course, I can't tell that the beautiful French spoken by Africans is the same as the horrible language spoken in Europe

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@grannypeacock well, sure, but your television generally isn't speaking menus at you either. ;-)

[@grannypeacock]

@@baylinkdashyt I don't understand what you're trying to say. Do you only know people from other countries through restaurants? I know people from other countries through life. I can identify many languages even if I don't speak them

[@baylinkdashyt]

@@grannypeacock I have no idea where you've gone with this, nor what sent you there, but it has nothing to do with my light-hearted prank. You have a nice day.

[@PotsandPansWhatsPotsandPans]

The monologue is so good!!! Best part of the show!!! I need it longer.

[@landonewts]

Taylor is so great. LOVE the monologues.

[@savethezombies]

🥳Glad we're getting more of this show. Can you get Melissa Villasenor on? She's another SNL alumn we don't hear from nearly enough.

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

She did feature in one of the first episodes, actually!

[@gisellysouza95]

As a portuguese speaker, I agree that everyone should know at least one thing about portuguese and, most of all, Brazil doesn't speak Spanish!

[@Anzy.99]

a fellow Brazilian I see, hello

[@kevwwong]

The only two phrases you need to know in any language are "A beer please" and "Thank you"

[@PoppyCorn144]

One of the many facts I learned from The Simpsons - the episode where Bart learns fluent Spanish and Homer beats it out of him because they’re going to Brazil.

[@hizaleus]

I happen to be learning Portuguese and would like getting the book. Funny coincidence

[@gisellysouza95]

@hizaleus oh that's nice. About pronunciation (if you're learning brazilian portuguese), my tip would be paid attention to nasal sounds, we have a lot of them

[@kate_6436]

Omg I love Taylor's outfit

[@NavaSDMB]

Titanium dioxide is also very frequent in paint, body milk, hand cream... basically, in anything that its manufacturer wants to turn from "sliiiightly yellowish" to "radiant white".

[@brandonnewby178]

2:00: You so funny, Taylor. 😂😂😂 Give me a good laugh on that one...

[@subman23]

"every Costco sample" "Which one specifically" "I said what I said" 🤣

[@Mushroom321-]

😅😅

[@frederickheard2022]

Kevin Nealon is a legend

[@captionhere19]

The number of people not getting the Simon & Garfunkle joke is heart breaking

[@jaebee1121]

remember me to one who lives there...

[@jeremypicard2472]

​@@jaebee1121 12:36

[@DrZaius3141]

But hiding it this will just isn't Fair.

[@spoonimefan]

Their lack of laughter is The Sound of Silence.

[@shannonardo]

I know… I don’t know if Taylor even got it!!!!!

[@aeptmd4198]

2nd season? good. congrats. like the return/new contestant intro's. taylor, you're doing a great job.

[@ashby7m]

Taylor is just doing such a good job of hosting this show

[@theunicornmouse5424]

Congrats on Season 2!!!!

[@jameswest6116]

Excellent monologue intro!😂

[@10-OSwords]

Whenever I see a food eating competition I always picture them playing Whitney singing "they can't take away my dignity" loudly in the background.

[@maryrosekent8223]

Kevin nailed it with Crème Brûlée!

[@kevwwong]

These three are bringing it.

[@wlb2j]

The lady loosing her mind over Pat Sajak's retirement is a total vibe!

[@Dunybrook]

Especially once you learn who his replacement is going to be.

[@angelaglaros]

Oopsie, do the writers really think that the year 3024 is only 100 years from now?

[@carlm7375]

This! I searched the comments for this

[@jv-lk7bc]

why would that make any difference?

[@taylor_green_9]

I first saw titanium dioxide as an incredibly bright white oil paint used by an artist. Of course, oil paint isn't edible, but I don't know if titanium dioxide itself is harmful. Congrats on season 2! Imma go watch Bridgerton now 😄

[@andrewrussell26]

Pat Sajak is an evangelical christian who is on the board of the cult school Hillsdale College. He is also a climate change denier, and finances people like Kyle Rittenhouse speaking on campuses.

[@ericwilliams1659]

Why do people want a high-school drop out rejected by the military to speak at their school

[@ericwilliams1659]

Internet says Pat is Catholic.

[@ericwilliams1659]

But he did join their board. So clearly, Pat is not a good person.

[@ericwilliams1659]

Why would someone censored the fact Pat was married as a Catholic? How is that against the rules?

[@Spiderplant1185]

Yup. He sucks.

[@mattcaston9546]

Guess I'm watching bridgerton now

[@patmccrotch5373]

Right on to Taylor getting a 2nd season, always thought she was a fantastic comic!

[@jwbowen]

"YEAH WE JUST DIE!"

[@scarlettuwu9582]

💖 the energy of this show 😊

[@jonathanballoch]

Huge congrats on the second season! Well deserved 🎉🎉🎉

[@lilymulligan8180]

Just FYI: titanium dioxide is what makes sunscreen white. It's not the active ingredient of sunscreen. It's also in toothpaste and many other cosmetics

[@margolious]

It _is_ an active ingredient in mineral sunscreens- it serves as a physical barrier between your skin & the sun like zinc, but as others have said, it's innocuous.

[@casbot71]

*Breaking news:* Joey Chestnut's Gf chokes to death attempting internet challenge...

[@justsaying14]

12:38 I won't be going to Scarborough Fair 🙄

[@luizajobim6542]

that dictionary is essential to someone who wants to be famous enough to be yelled COME TO BRAZIL

[@vailgirl2587]

Really enjoy @mn! Glad it’s been renewed. Congrats 🎉

[@thecalis]

I really enjoy the monologues

[@Michael_Ray]

As much as I’ve loved the pantsuits, can season 2 be all leather skirts?

[@MZBS639]

Im for a Material mix-up. Leather skirt Velvet skirt Satin/Silk Skirt Lace Skirt

[@GreatMindsThinkForLikes]

Where is Taylor's For Your Consideration video? She needs to at least be nominated for an Emmy. Stephen Colbert's FYC video is out so I expect Taylor's any day now.

[@RoofusKit]

That moment when he takes two bites of the burger and you can see her immediately question her life choices was priceless.

[@Itsgonnabeok1325]

I need an all UK comedians episode. May I request Judy Love as one of them… that or sell this show to the UK

[@pierfrancescocosta6336]

Fern Brady and James Acaster, too! To be honest, they already have _a lot_ of panel shows over there, so I don't know if it's a good idea... 😅

[@Naullsy]

Seeing Kevin & Jessica together has shown me I need to watch Blended for 3000000th time😂

[@cooterpolluter]

My word. Taylor looks so pretty.

[@Jnoooooo]

Creepy

[@dillona1001]

@@Jnoooooo.... why.... it's true...?

[@singinreyn]

​@dillona1001 coming from someone named @cooterpolluter it definitely is creepy

[@dillona1001]

@@singinreyn I rescind my statement, you right💀

[@fakename1656]

Wow she is good, I am literally sitting on the toilet watching this on my phone 😂 kudos

[@TheKillahKyla]

I mean, chances are high

[@randyrj9357]

Think I woke up, and start watch @AfterMidnight. Then hear @NicolaCoughlan and @TaylorTomlinson talking about their perfect breasts. I must still be dreaming. 9:47 Nicola's response was brilliant!

[@Rey.89]

her outfit here 🥰🥰🥰🥰🔥

[@asrirachaday]

3024-2024=100 years?? You are a great comedian!! Stay as a comedian, haha, not a mathematician, and use a calculator.... I love you, Taylor!!

[@opalined]

Titanium oxide is a mineral, sphene. It's completely inert. I have no idea why it's in food but it isn't dangerous unless you are swallowing huge pieces and tearing up your guts.

[@oldvlognewtricks]

It makes things white and opaque - for example, it’s the stuff that makes toothpaste not all look like the translucent gel kind. Its inertness is one of the reasons it’s so widely used.

[@john2477]

SECOND SEASON! SECOND SEASON! SECOND SEASON!

[@brandonnewby178]

Wheel of Fortune has a special place in my heart. Me and my brother got to eat in the kitchen, "No music at the dinner table," while the family went and ate in the living room while watching Wheel.

[@PaulSDoize]

#AfterMidnight #TaylorTomlinson #Comedy Thank you #TaylorTomlinson for another hilarious monologue which is a great method of starting the show! Congratulations @7:54 for being renewed for anther season! Also #TaylorTomlinson you look fantastic with the black bow in your hair!

[@shelbyhaase9754]

How am I just now finding out about this show! LOL love it

[@StarmanStarman]

Welcome!

[@davidsachs4883]

Way back when my wife was on weight watchers she said it was demotivating for me to eat more then twice what she did at dinner and said I should also keep weight watchers points. I asked how many points I would get. When I said I could try it, and she got happy and asked if I was serious. Sure, if I’m only having that many points at dinner I’ll start eating more at lunch. At which point she said it was a daily total not meal total.

[@margaretkennedy2520]

Titanium dioxide has been used in foods for decades. It's fine.

[@davisj7973]

they capitalize on our stupidity. which is definitely enhanced by us watching girls eat as fast as their bfs.

[@MK-ji9ke]

Titanium dioxide is a possible carcinogen.

[@MyBiPolarBearMax]

Asbestos has been used in buildings for decades, it’s fine

[@slowerpicker]

I love it, too!

[@ericwilliams1659]

Azodicarbonamide is in our flour based products.

[@dshawcom]

Was that an opening monologue!! 💗

[@themaggattack]

That one guy who told his gf "what are you doing? slow down!" Like sir! What are YOU doing? YOU slow down! 😂 That reminds me of when I was a little kid and I copied how my uncle (a grown ass man) was eating. I watched him pick up his plate and almost like "drink" the peas & carrots, by tipping the plate straight into his mouth. I was mesmerized. So the next time we ate together I did the same thing. I guess he had forgotten his own recent behavior, because he got really cross with me and he told on me to my mother! He said "your kid is over here eating like an animal!" I thought he'd be impressed, but instead he was disgisted. I was so sad. That was my first introduction to double standards.

[@melbournewolf]

As soon as CBS load the parts here I watch but I'm in the other side of the Pacific

[@wendybutler1681]

Titanium dioxide is used as a white coloring agent. In pizza cheese, in frosting, etc.

[@ntd7140]

Someone needs to tell taylor the year 3024 is in a thousand years not 100🤣🤣🤣 or is it just me that caught that

[@jv-lk7bc]

only you cared

[@msvonnegutpunch5384]

That song is going to be in my head all fucking day now, thanks Kevin

[@Knibal999]

SECOND SEASON!

[@SadhviJenn]

Just found out my bf HAS to finish is food before me…. Bc of personal food space. 2:22 I’m the slowest eater. This would be hilarious lol

[@AnkitaSharma-zn7wy]

omg two of my fav women together. I clicked so fast

[@NorthernSeaWitch]

Damn Taylor, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away! ❤

[@samanthachia1491]

It took me a while to realise that the use of current affairs and tv screen in the opening monologue is similar to Graham Norton. Even if it's by accident, it's still a great example to model after

[@brittanyreynolds6337]

My boyfriend and I have the food pace roles reversed 😅

[@clerbie]

I LOVE DAVE HOLMES!

[@melissasaint3283]

Wow, those automated subtitles on the intro forJoey Chestnut are preposterously bad

[@Shadow-Shell]

YEAH WE JUST DIE

[@ZipplyZane]

I thought maybe that was the joke.

[@wlb2j]

Everyone is always impressed with my eating pace, I don't even realize I'm doing it, but I'm always finished before everyone else. Like with loads of wait time after I finish.... I chalk it up to military training: eat, sleep, or use the bathroom ANY available chance!!!

[@mariekastler5391]

HooooRay! Taylor gets a second season!!!!!!!

[@eprimeify2090]

Did Jessica make a Tim Minchin reference? I think I’m in love.

[@bmacpher]

Off to watch Bridgerton I go, I guess 😊

[@faithmadi2991]

0:09 legitimately got a jumpscare. How did you know?!

[@asterisk5054]

TAYLOR EU TE AMOOOOO

[@michaelbroderick756]

Even if you did leave @Midnight; wherever you might go, we'll always love you Taylor! 💖👄

[@lisadawne]

"a crusty top" ah, just like kevin !

[@Arcturuseyes]

Season 2 yay!!!!

[@CiaoRooster]

Nealon looks AMAZING!

[@banannaboat]

It was a female reporter who asked the question to Nicola. 😅

[@Knulppage]

Oh wow Dave Holmes. Remember how everyone thought Jesse should have won? No way. He didn't have the talent of Dave. Who wants to be an MTV Veejay! I remember. Pope slur haha that was great.

[@pacificdash]

8:15 correction the year 3024 is in 1000 years, not 100. Sorry, I’m usually watching Seth Myers with my Corrections Jackals

[@kylelockhart7066]

Titanium Dioxide is also a common ingredient in ceramic glazes.

[@jacoblf]

i kept expecting one of them to smear it on the bridge of their nose and say "i smell Lifeguard ".

[@aaronclewell1163]

Titanium dioxide, also what makes white paint white.

[@alexanderhancock525]

Eating a frozen pizza while watching this, trying to decide if I check the ingredients for titanium dioxide...

[@successmeditations110]

That guy Kevin could play Herman Munster