Taylor Tomlinson Loves Jennifer Lopez's Breakup Posts

Taylor Tomlinson discusses Jennifer Lopez posting through her divorce and a genius named Michael using Instagram ads to target true love.
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AFTER MIDNIGHT is the smartest show on television about the dumbest things on the internet. With celebrated comedian Taylor Tomlinson at the helm and a panel of guests from the worlds of entertainment, comedy, music and beyond, AFTER MIDNIGHT is a late-night comedy series about what set the internet abuzz that day with a game show feel. AFTER MIDNIGHT airs Monday through Friday, 12:37-1:37 AM, ET/PT on the CBS Television Network and streams live on Paramount+.

[@Popculturehero11]

The idea of couples having their story be “I saw a sponsored Instagram Ad he posted” is hilarious

[@kekica11]

Remember how people used to make up cover stories for meeting online because it was too embarrassing to admit before it became popular?

[@merpderpyerp]

Taylor’s makeup is GORGE in this, so happy to see her thriving!

[@VoodooMcVee]

Uhm, isn't a gorge some kind of canyon? You probably don't wanna say her makeup is abysmal, do you?

[@pianoman47]

I read this as the Spanish name Jorge the first time. I was confused lol

[@merpderpyerp]

Gorgeous=gorge

[@Coover90210]

Gorgeous=gorge=nice try

[@mattylynnbarnes3035]

Yeah for this new proper monologue format!! 👏👏👏

[@Rusty_Raven_]

Using AD algorithms to date is the most dystopian stuff I've EVER SEEN 😢

[@JillKnapp]

/r/aboringdystopia

[@sams9181]

AGREED

[@loverrlee]

I finally realized who Taylor Tomlinson looks like! She looks so much like the actress who played Elliot Reid on Scrubs, Sarah Chalke! They could be twins!!!

[@j.ray555]

😂 you mean 2nd Becky on Roseanne!? I'm showing my age here! Shes the voice for the mom, Beth, on rick and morty as well, but ya, I can see the resemblance

[@annjohnson8437]

They definitely look similar, like sisters.

[@Sdority905]

Yesssss 2nd Becky and Elliot. Love it! We need to jave Sarah Chalke on the show to do a bit.

[@loverrlee]

Glad I’m not the only one who sees the resemblance!

[@stereoroid]

I love this kind of smart comedy where Taylor is ahead of the audience. The school uniform look, callouts to Jane Austen, etc. - makes you laugh and think.

[@0zoneTherapyCures]

Please, please, Taylor make people think again!! MPTA!

[@rjaymolina]

As a camera person, the lighting and angle for this monologue is perfect 🤌🏽 Other late night shows should follow this!

[@jasmine425]

are you doing that for living ?

[@rjaymolina]

@@jasmine425 I am!

[@jasmine425]

@@rjaymolina nice what did you study and where are you working now ?

[@rjaymolina]

@@jasmine425 Self-taught and working out of DC!

[@PrivateAccountXSG]

I was a cameraman, briefly. The framing is pretty standard, mate.

[@gregmossed]

She's my favorite comedian, acknowledging that the show is a whole big team of writers producers hair makeup crew etc, the whole squad gets my respect.

[@iamQuarky]

I love the format of the show - all the guest comedians is such a great way to see ones you love and discover new ones. This monologue is tight, well done 5 mins! Tears of joy our comedian is growing up to be a full force bad bitch

[@cat_momma]

"Make the incident go away"😂 So they can be a supreme court judge.🤣🤣🤣

[@doreensmith6791]

Precisely.

[@leahwilson9152]

Her outfit is giving ‘umbrella academy’

[@SpinningSandwich]

So glad to see a proper monologue make use of Taylor's talent!

[@JayGurley]

Taylor standup is a foundational pillar of any civilized society.

[@dribrom]

Sounds like you're on a weird acid drip. Comedy has never and will never be a pillar of any functional civilization. Comedy is maybe best described as an outlet drain of a civilized society.

[@cc1k435]

She's truthful, which is refreshing anywhere these days.

[@dribrom]

@@cc1k435 When it suits her. As Bert Kreischer always say. "Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story". That is how all comedians see the truth. The truth is only told when it's a good punch line that makes people laugh.

[@CenterThePendulum]

So there’s only one civilized society.

[@dribrom]

@@CenterThePendulum The opposite of a civilized society is barbarism and chaos. The fundamental pillars of a civilized society is for an example a fair justice system. Advanced infrastructures and large population centers is an other. You also see complex divisions of labor and economic classes. Shared communication is another element that all civilizations share. All civilizations rely on government administration, bureaucracy. So the written language is an other very important pillar of a civilized society.

[@godfathermock61788]

Omg, thank God it's finally back!! 🙌🏼 I missed you SO much!! 🥰🥰🥰 Summer was sooooo long without you.

[@katie18976]

Taylor looking so good in this suit, lovely outfit girl 💅🥰

[@ZenQuagga]

The suit is ✨emaculate✨

[@goodbher9244]

She looks like a lesbian getting married. Cute AF. 😂

[@alissa6380]

(not to be that person but.... *immaculate 😅)

[@AdrianColley]

Maculate means stained, immaculate means unstained, so emaculate would mean... from the stain?

[@JoeNasr123]

Credit to the people who have already corrected, but also… Who the hell describes a suit jacket as immaculate?

[@acgeewhiz]

@@JoeNasr123 Would you have preferred “perfection”? Perhaps “praiseworthy”? Perchance something less effusive, like “palatable” or “pleasant”?

[@casbot71]

Love the suit and tie, a shout out to the standardised late night host look (*Seth excepted). You should try a week of colour coordinating with Colbert, just to mess with people watching both shows on TV. [And your reddit fashion rater]. And then next week absolutely slay with a evening gown.

[@Thessik73]

Only if Colbert also wears the gown.

[@eyeyayayay]

I think she'll be saving the evening gowns for when she's auditioning to replace Vanna White

[@Eloraurora]

​@@Thessik73...I want this now. Especially if there's absolutely no explanation, he just comes back after the commercial break engowned, and possibly reads an excerpt from _Goodnight, Moon_ to close out the show.

[@acgeewhiz]

@@ElorauroraThis.

[@justajumpingypsygirl]

I love Seth's relaxed look post covid though.

[@TBTboston]

The no Bostonians felt personal lol 😂

[@PunishThemMetal]

Yes finally a real monologue!

[@stevereber3358]

If Taylor cuts those pants into shorts she can start her own all-female AC/DC cover band.

[@danylafontaine3723]

👏👏👏👏

[@Tikoty]

Yes, please! More Taylor standup!

[@sparkiano]

I'm loving the Men in Black/Harry Potter cosplay mashup.

[@teelo12000]

Its cute that you think Michael was a real person and not just an advertising firm collecting demographics data to sell or use for scamming.

[@Vaikilli]

Okay.

[@Yanni75]

Bennifer is going for the trilogy, I guess.

[@HarMoneyKah]

😂

[@AdrianColley]

Bennifer: Romulus in theaters now

[@sizzyw5034]

Nooooooo! Petition to say no to that! I😂

[@ciram9082]

The season 2 glow up, dang! Can't wait for the camping episode.

[@AdrianColley]

But please no boxing episode, however topical.

[@Th3K1ngK00p4]

Congrats on Season 2! 🎉

[@K1893]

Yeeeees !!! Thank you my favorite part is always her monologue and the hashtag wars !

[@wonderingwanderer0619]

Whoo! Finally back 😊

[@jasmine425]

taylor in a suit, i cant, she's attractive. and beautiful women in suits are my kriptonite

[@enoch327]

Welcome back. At the end of a tough day I need some laughs.

[@chelseashurmantine8153]

I love you making fun of both newspaper and local broadcast news

[@adamjimenez9003]

Im so glad this show is back cause otherwise I can't understand the internet

[@MasterBancking]

She was off to a rough start. But now she is growing as a host, you go gurl!!

[@solvseus]

25min WITH traffic? So... down the street? 🤨 I guess I could walk, but I'm not going to walk.

[@googiegress]

Nobody walks in LA

[@solvseus]

@@googiegress i understood that reference

[@JourneyofOne971]

Welcome back! Love the show format, but it's really just great to watch your set

[@RobinDale50]

yeah and watching her tell her jokes isn't bad either! zing!

[@AdrianColley]

Michael says he's 6'3", eh? I'm not saying it isn't true; but if he's misrepresenting this detail in an ad, then he could be in trouble with regulators. This could be the start of the enforcement that online dating profiles need.

[@TriploGoofus]

OMG I wish. I don't even mind short guys, I just don't want guys who are insecure about their own height and then like turn on me because I happen to be a bit taller horizontally. What happened to liking someone's personality enough to get vertical with them?

[@DeeaM33]

😂 great show host and monologue.

[@brandonnewby178]

You kids and your Instagram... 😂

[@shidab1724]

Great suit, Taylor!! You look like a prep school fembot and I am here for it!!

[@TheMusicalElitist]

Your comment is incredibly cringe.

[@NameRealperson]

@@TheMusicalElitist don't unalive that which is cringe, unalive that part of yourself which cringes (just imagine that this is printed in like six fonts on an A4 tin plate hung in your stepmother's downstairs toilet)

[@shidab1724]

@@TheMusicalElitist awww thank you!!

[@solvseus]

@@TheMusicalElitist Calling everything cringe is cringe

[@burtcolk]

1:17 Her pronunciation of the "Z'D'D" in the dumb phrase "Dazed Digital" (which, let's be honest, she should never have been made to say) is absolutely perfect. Perfect! Much better than that Z'D'D deserves, frankly. Please let Taylor know the fans appreciate it.

[@marksasahara1115]

Taylor looking great! Congrats on season 2!

[@xephyr417]

And now I can properly engage with this show. Thank you.

[@drumbird]

Excellent. Im excited to add these monologues to my regular viewing.

[@kirkwagner461]

Welcome back! We've missed you!

[@cmel7841]

this was a great way to start season 2 and props to your stylist

[@user-uu6pz8wx2b]

Way to go! Congratulations on season 2

[@climbingdan]

Congrats on a second season! 🎉

[@michaelwaller342]

Wooohooo!!! Welcome back!!!

[@joguestin]

congrats on season 2, tomlinson!

[@mikebruse2939]

A breathtakingly beautiful woman!

[@johnnydeveaux]

Man ad: At most basic level, I'm looking to meet a woman who is open to a serious relationship ✅ Woman ad: Looking for a rich husband ⛔ If y'all didn't see where the problem is yet I can only feel sorry for this society...

[@JamesWright-jm3ix]

Off the bat love the blazer.

[@WilliamBritain-om6ot]

hope they keep the monologues like this😀, much better

[@MadAboutBrows]

AAAAAAA I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK

[@marketherington4047]

Glad to see you back Taylor.

[@DangerousDac]

Woah I wasn't expecting the set to change so much.

[@Sara-mf3px]

First time watching and I’m looooving 🫶💗

[@SweetCarolineBAMBAMBAM]

Woooh yay❤ so happy for this new season!😊

[@rickhernandez9333]

If only i could be on Taylor's fyp....life complete!!!!

[@mueslix8391]

Great new format

[@MicheleSaint-Yves]

Yay you are back 🎉 missed you TayTom ❤

[@jongonlla420]

Hey love the show 🎉🎉🎉 keep up the great work 🎉❤🎉

[@AggieNC]

Did anyone else notice that the demographic at 1:58 that 0.7% of respondents are 13-17 and that 1% is 65+. That's scary in so many ways. Watch out for the ads your kids and parent click on.

[@CWZimba]

6'3" and he needs ads to get em? I'm not having that😂

[@Auntijengen]

The "old-fashioned way" is drunk, in a bar...

[@Leah_Denise]

Shes so fun; I love her

[@jaebee1121]

Taylor says "all you need is 'I'm 6'3"'!" and I immediately flashed back to that time they talked about how all dudes claim to be at least 6', so you know Michael is really 5'11"

[@d.w.stratton4078]

Men claim to be 6'+ for the same reason all women claim to have a snatch waist and a C-cup: capitalism has conditioned us to think there is ONE phenotype that is attractive and acceptable, and anything outside of it is an indicator that you have no status and are a gross peasant. I have seen an infinity of dating profiles from women saying "6+ only, sorry short kings" and stuff like that. I am actually 6'4", a former rower, and just legitimately a large and imposing person and let me tell you, any profile I come across with that in the body, I don't care how electrifyingly hot the woman is, I pass immediately because it feels objectifying and disgusting just as surely as if I was a woman and came across a profile that said "must have perfect hourglass figure and 36C minimum". It's gross to boil people down to physical characteristics over which they have very little control. I didn't make myself grow taller. You can have the preferences you want but you don't have to communicate them in a disgusting and reductive way like that. Just keep that shit to yourself and swipe left on the people you ain't interested in and move on with your day.

[@fretfix1]

Guys tend to do that when measuring stuff that is body related.

[@googiegress]

@@fretfix1 Women do it too: she'll talk about her tightness then you get the spanx off and she hang like sleeve of wizard.

[@NoScriptNoProblemPodcast]

Good to have Taylor back!

[@pramodg2859]

Wait Taylor has a show now and she is now a host?😮😮😮😮. Finally a host i actually like and is funny.

[@raygun38]

Really working that Annie hall look

[@sunflower9611]

Taylor your back!!

[@flyingmonkey5787]

Woohoo s2. Looking sharp!

[@divkaur4410]

Posting online ads for dating is too much of a circle back to matrimonial ads in newspapers back in the day

[@sbr2439]

Really looking forward to Taylor's debut with the Dream Academy, haha!

[@SorenRingholm]

suit suits her

[@kekica11]

and she suits the suit

[@thejollyrajamtg9847]

Brilliant monologue, love the new format, but how are people not HORRIFIED at the idea of having to fill out a google doc as part of the online dating process????

[@avp6730]

It's just a questionnaire like any dating app. Honestly would be easier for me than the awkward chitchat when you just get in touch😅

[@none_o_ur_bidnis]

Aww, so cute in your little suit. Like a real cute little business man.

[@DanielaGlint]

As an Angeleno, I agree with her take on a dating ad.

[@Dan210871]

Fast-forward 5 to 10 years, when the most embarrassing looks and answers will result from the seemingly innocent question "How did you two meet?" So glad I'm married.

[@chuck80y]

I love her outfit.

[@JillKnapp]

Taylor giving off Heathers vibes in the best possible way. ❤

[@themoose0221]

LOVE the suit.

[@FlagtopProductions]

I'm kinda new to the entire "thirst trap" phenomenon but is J Jo. looking so pissed off part of the thirst trap?

[@xejelah]

I think she took the photo when she realized she has granny ass

[@alexneff]

Heres to season 20

[@fgaticas]

Great new format. Congrats 🎉

[@lpg8518]

I'm so tired of seeing JLO EVERYWHERE, I don't think the woman ever tried this hard before. The fact that she's had so many divorces and trying so hard, is going to make it very difficult for anyone to take her seriously.

[@arunghosh4230]

really liked this part... congrats on getting hold of the tv show biz

[@jeanetteholmes1637]

Why are celebrities all so thirsty AF, I mean is this your intire identity as a human person. I'm talking about Jlo just incase anyone is confused.

[@jefferybushnik3057]

I love that she says he targeted his ad but she never once thinks it was targeted at her. #Friendsterzoned

[@tinar1405]

Taylor I think I speak for us all when I say we love you! 🥰

[@cultureal9544]

It's not about your body, it's your attitude that got you kicked out

[@cainsolo1]

Uhh, ain't this her fourth or fifth divorce?? That woman NEEDS to be BY HERSELF for a little while. Love isn't blind..... IT'S SELECTIVELY NEAR -SIGHTED!!

[@jonfr]

Get used to the newspaper. Its coming back. After the whole technology and internet collapse on the large scale.

[@bethanysolimine5428]

I LOVE the new format! I'm so glad you started doing some stand up / monologue at the beginning.

[@mavfan1]

Really sad that JLo posted that.

[@krzyjazzy]

Taylor in a great suit is the kind of thirst trap I'm here for ❤❤❤

[@benchiaase]

Yay it's backkkkk!!!!

[@NatalieZii]

Omg at the rich husband stuff I DIED ☠️ ☠️.

[@arweno0162]

I was gonna say ugh cbs this format is dead, but Taylor has won me over 😊

[@izaksmith538]

Taylor Tomlinson, you are as cute as a button. I’m 6’4” BTW.

[@yoni5570]

She’s 5’6. She would be the size of an actual button next to you.

[@BeardLAD]

1:14 - this is an advert for an advert - that explains & instructs - how to ‘buy’ ads to advertise yourself to someone who wants you to buy them… …dinner?