【TCG CARD SHOP SIMULATOR】get your booster packs here【Dokibird】

[@DokiDokiAviaryClub]

Things Doki didn’t pay attention to or notice /never used/never got in this stream: 1) The top two shelves of her starting sales rack 2) The trash can 3) The phone call/voice mail informing her of her actual building’s impending fire drill 4) The fire alarm in her actual building 5) A $1000 card pull. Though she kept pulling WHILE THE FIRE ALARM WAS GOING OFF

[@RobertStoll]

WAIT SHE DID PULL THE 1K CARD?

[@broku7790]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[@dokibirdpublicsquad]

STREAM TAGS HERE!! (1/2) 1:45 Hello Everyone! Eepy Doki. She chugged down some coffee and is waiting for it to kick in. After the stream, Doki has to walk to the bank be be a responsible adult. 03:24 Chat: "Doki, why don't you just drive?" Doki: "Look, you saw how Doki drives in video games. You do NOT want Doki to drive." 04:48 "You see, there are things called taxes" 07:35 "Kids think they are better than me, and they are right. I'm an anime girl on the internet" Doki's tangent about being an adult. 08:34 Game start 09:39 Shop Name: "not rigged 100%" 11:23 Doki almost scammed herself by selling the cards 0.04 below market price. 13:30 Learns you can open your own cards. Gets a holo on her first pack. "I told you my packs have guaranteed holo's" 15:36 3 for 3 on pack openings and even got a gold edition. "I told you my shop is not rigged" 17:53 4 for 4 now. Somebody stop her. 19:54 "This is inaccurate. The buttcrack is not showing" 21:16 Inflation exists in this game "No.... I'm suppoesd to escape reality" 23:08 "I have to have a license to sell more cards? My god, this is where my taxes go to." 24:10 Doki keeps getting holo cards 25:06 "You WISH you had your hands on a first edition Gupi right now. a FIRST EDITION COMMON." 27:14 Talking about why no one buys from card stores anymore. 30:27 "Watch this," ~ Doki before pulling a bunch of expensive cards 32:30 "I touched it so it's worth more. It has my magic touch guys." 33:30 "HEHEHEHE That's right, buy my cards" 35:29 "What can I say? Every pack... Every single pack is magic." 38:54 "Why can't I pick up a card? NOOOO! Oh, I was left clicking." *grabs another holo 41:00 Doki's magic touch is solar powered 43:32 "I'm not greedy, I just know my worth. These guys have not heard of eBay yet" 46:18 "It's part of the experience. You hire teenagers so you can pay them less. Or even pay them in card packs" "Guys I'm an ethical store owner" 48:09 "It's not rigged! My powers only work when the sun is up! It's not my fault you guys don't have the power of the sun by your side." 51:14 "You can't help but look at this rack. Tempting the buyers. You are right, the rack needs to be against the wall" 52:12 "Oh no, the sun is coming down! I have no power now!" ~ Doki pulling a dud pack at sunset 53:39 "Buddy, it's after sundown. Nobody's going to play with y-oh, I forgot you had friends." 55:07 "WAIT COME BACK! I CAN SEE YOUR WALLET FROM HERE!" 55:46 "Hey, if I step on their cards, then that means they're going to need replacements! All of these cards right here..." 56:19 "I am a small business owner. Please don't criticize me." 1:01:11 Uh oh. Stinky. "Is the cleanser to clean the cards or clean the people?" 1:03:12 "To celebrate 100K subs. One lucky person will get a free pack for only 4$ above market price!" 1:05:07 Doki panics when she thinks her powers are gone, before they return with a bang 1:07:32 "I don't care if you live in Winnipeg or something, I have the ONLY store that sells Tetramon cards! I AM the only store around!" 1:08:03 Doki's sales monologue is interrupted by stinky man 1:10:16 Spraying her customers away. 1:12:02 "So when can I hire a kid to work for me?" 1:14:09 Doki stops getting rares, even in the sun, "What's going on? Did my distributor scam me?! Did they weigh the boxes before I could?!" 1:15:36 "99% of gamblers quit before they make it big! And I don't quit! I know I'll make it back." 1:16:30 "Maybe if I stop opening cards I might actually make money... Maybe... but I'll have to think about it, Chat." 1:17:43 Opening packs in the middle of the street. 1:18:24 Nevermind, she pulls an expensive priced card, "I'll keep opening boxes." 1:19:49 "Guys, I'm so stupid. Why sell the boxes when I can make more money opening all the boxes." 1:20:54 Doki going crazy with gambling, coping hard. 1:21:31 "You know how all these vtubers do card opening streams? I do it too but virtually, so I'm more immersive." 1:22:46 Doki is getting tolerance for holo cards. It doesn't feel the same after getting the 100-dollar card. 1:23:30 "You don't understand. When you hit that jackpot, you want to hit that feeling again. You want to feel that excitement again. You gotta chase it until you feel it again!" 1:24:23 Doki starts chasing out customers so she can have the sun back, a customer buys two boxes, "NOOOO HE BOUGHT TWO BOXES! HE GAVE ME MONEY!" 1:26:53 Doki can't get excited for "normal" expensive cards anymore, "No, it's not the same... I'm still chasing that high..." 1:27:28 "NOOO I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO BUY CARDS! I NEED TO BUY BOXES!" 1:28:48 Doki moves to the left to let people see the money. 1:30:06 Doki gets gaslit into scavenging the empty shipping boxes in case one of them has a card box 1:30:55 Doki hides in the corner of the room like Gollum to open her boxes. "These boxes are only for me... Nobody can see them... GIVE ME THAT HIGH AGAIN" 1:31:41 Chat: Doki what about the bills, Doki: "THE CARD WILL PAY FOR MY BILLS! THE 100 DOLLAR CARD WILL PAY FOR MY BILLS! 'We've lost her, chat.. This is what we were afraid of. She's opening packs like an insane person...'" 1:32:54 "THEY'RE JUST STUPID HOLOS! IT'S NOT THE SAME! IT'S NOT THE SAME! I NEED 5 DIGITS IN THERE!" 1:34:12 "Oh, I can pay my bills now... OR I could buy another box." 1:35:19 "Ten dollars? What the f*ck do you think I am? A f*cking single-pack owner?!" 1:35:52 "Doki really changed when she went to the left side..." 1:36:22 "Nine dollars? Call me when you add two more zeroes to the end. 'I want right side doki back! At least right side doki lets the customers buy the cards!'" 1:36:43 "I don't know what's going on in my store right now. I'm opening packs." 1:38:00 Doki slowly going insane 1:38:39 Stinky customer approaches, "OH NO OH NO! HE'S HERE FOR MY F*CKING CARDS I CAN FEEL IT! Get away from my cards!" 1:39:45 Doki tries to block off the card rack so that nobody can buy the cards. Game won't let her 1:40:37 "I seem on edge? I don't know what you're talking about." 1:41:13 Doki gets a 97 dollar card, "Not even 100 dollars, it might as well be dirt on the ground..." 1:41:44 Doki spits on you. 1:42:27 "I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM, she said calmly." 1:43:25 Doki ignores her bills to buy another card box 1:44:42 Doki almost sells a single box to customers, "For the people, because I'm feeling generous right now, I will give them ONE box. I am so generous... What if the 100 is in that one? NEVERMIND YOU'RE SO RIGHT. I WASN'T THINKING STRAIGHT." 1:46:35 "I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT! I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!" 1:47:56 "If I spend 500 dollars on boxes, eventually one of them will be that 100 banger! 500 dollars will eventually get me that 100 dollar profit!" 1:48:19 DOKI IS REWARDED WITH A $400 as her last card in the box, "YESSSSSSSSSS! I F*CKING KNEW IT! NEVER QUIT! NEVER QUIT!" 1:49:51 "LOOK AT THAT! 405 DOLLARS! Time to sell this f*cker. That can buy me FIVE boxes right there!" 1:51:07 "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IF I KEEP HOARDING THE BOXES I'D GET THE GOOD SH*T!" 1:51:34 "Sell it for 500? You're right! I can sell it for FIVE boxes of cards!" 1:52:34 "Guys, the IRS is not gonna reposses my store if I pay on the last day." 1:53:15 Doki spends ALL of her remaining money on boxes... 1:54:00 "Any card worth less than 250 dollars is a waste of my time, my money, and is an insult to my customers! That's me. I'm the customer. It's an insult to me." 1:54:43 "They don't need lights. They'll play in whatever environment I tell them to.-OH MY GOD I CAN AFFORD ANOTHER BOX" 1:55:26 "She's feeding into my addi-it's not an addiction it's a lifestyle! She's feeding into my perfectly normal hobby!" 1:56:49 "Don't be a good goon! Never stop! Don't stop until you make it big!" 1:57:54 "Opening 1000 P*kemon card packs? THE F*CK IS A P*KEMON? THEY WISH THEY WERE AS GOOD AS TETRAMON."

[@dokibirdpublicsquad]

STREAM TAGS (2/2) 2:00:14 "40 dollars? Get out of my f*cking eyes. I might as well feed this to my f*cking dog." 2:01:25 "There's something other than cards in the shop? Oh... Dice, Figures... that's cute!" Doki immediately before buying more card boxes. 2:02:21 Doki chases a man into the street to spray him with an entire can of deodorant 2:03:40 Doki skips past a 500 dollar card, "Maybe I should make this a dice or figure sho-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! I F*CKING!" 2:04:36 "OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT THE OTHER 400 DOLLAR CARD! THEY F*CKING...!" 2:06:47 "Oh my god, I can finally afford to sell other things..." 2:07:28 Doki discovers the rare boxes... "I can sell the basic boxes... because the rare boxes are even better.... Just imagine, chat..." 2:08:39 "It's okay, I'll just be a plushie store to fund my TCG hobby" 2:09:37 "How do I change the name of my store? I'm rebranding!" 2:11:43 Doki f*cks up and buys the wrong boxes... "It's okay I'll make it back with plushies." 2:12:12 "I can't believe I started working... I'm not here to work. I'm here for my passion![gambling]" 2:13:31 Doki rips up a 100 dollar card, "This is where it went. Anything under 400 dollars is nothing to me. 'Not the blue-eyes white dragon NOOOOOOO!' " 2:14:20 "Kaiba would never rip up the cards. I would. Kaiba is a p*ssy. He didn't go all the way! He could've committed, but he started having 'feelings.' He started caring about his 'little brother.'" 2:15:19 "He only ripped other people's cards, not his own! I don't care whose cards they are, if it's below 100 dollars, I'll rip them!" 2:15:56 "Oh f*ck off. Only 383 dollars? You know what I'm gonna do with that card?" 2:17:04 Doki tortures chat trying to trash the $383 card, "If I could, I would have actually thrown that card away. This game is a coward. It won't let me throw away f*cking garbage." 2:20:30 "We're almost level 10 and everything can be automated and I can focus on what I truly love [still gambling]" 2:22:19 Doki breaks character for a second, "'Is this game fun or just a regular sim store game?' It's alright." 2:24:16 Doki pulls a $440 card, just sighs... "So close, so close..." 2:25:09 DOKI LISTS THE 440 DOLLAR CARD FOR $0.01, "AND NOBODY'S BUYING IT. THAT'S HOW WORTHLESS THIS CARD IS." 2:26:53 customer buys regular card for 33 dollars, "LOOK, SEE? HE SKIPPED RIGHT OVER IT. EVEN HE THOUGHT IT WAS WORTHLESS. I told you nobody loves it. It's just a f*cking paperweight. It doesn't deserve anything." 2:28:06 "It's still not sold yet? It's just sitting there, unsold and unloved. I told you it deserved it." 2:28:51 "Oh my god it finally sold! And it's the guy that's stinky!" 2:29:31 "What are you gonna do with all that dice, my dude?" 2:34:15 Doki finally gets the rare boxes... 2:34:58 "I need 500 dollars to hire a high schooler? WTF does he need 500 dollars for in high school?! It should be 500 dollars of store credit!" 2:36:47 "Trust the process! I'll pay the bills tomorrow![last day] Trust the process, chat! Tomorrow is when we're gonna hit it big!" 2:37:53 "This is where my luck will finally turn around... I'm talking about my card luck." 2:38:50 "Just to make sure, I'll buy another box. Don't worry, I'll have enough for bills. The plushie store is doing wonderful." 2:39:20 "I haven't eaten or showered in days? If you cared about me, you'd want me to get that full art!" 2:40:56 Doki gets enough to pay rent, "That's enough. That's enough! ...To buy another box of cards! GUYS IT'S ONLY 11 AM I STILL HAVE SO MUCH TIME." 2:43:33 "Guys, I have 7 more hours. It's fine. I can keep buying cards for 7 more hours. Trust it! Trust the process!" 2:45:06 "Don't confuse a video game with real life, Doki" 2:45:33 "OHHHHHHHHH! THAT'S ENOUGH! THAT'S ENOUGH TO HIRE COLE AND BUY ANOTHER BOX![not rent]" NEW 2:46:41 Cole is lost on his first day and Doki is too busy opening cards in the middle of the street 2:47:20 "Don't you f*cking dare touch my (st)ock" 2:48:13 "I know it's been 3 hours, but I hope the audio wasn't too loud... THE BGM WAS KINDA LOUD? For 3 hours?! OH NOOOOooo" 2:48:56 Doki pulls a 700 dollar card, takes a short break mid-scream to check important voicemail, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I got a voicemail but this is more important." 2:49:37 "I told you. I TOLD YOU. I F*CKING TOLD YOU! NONE OF YOU BELIEVED IN ME" 2:50:03 Rent is due in 40 mins. "I still have time to pull more cards" 2:50:32 Pays rent 1 second before it was due. Doki: "Not even close. You know what, that's beating the game." 2:51:53 Doki goes to room, "Now that I pulled a 700 dollar card, I can retire. You didn't trust the process. I trusted the process. I knew what's up. " 2:52:20 Doki's opening the game again to prove chat wrong. She can get that 1000 dollar card. 2:53:19 "We literally turned this car around. We're gonna get that 1000 dollar card." 2:53:47 "Not even gonna open the store. All these people are wondering when the store opens, and I'm just out here gambling." 2:54:10 "I'm not gonna even purchase more boxes because I know that in that box is a 1000 dollar card." 2:55:22 "My minimum wage worker is just here waiting, like 'Please... please, just open the store... Time stopped... I've been standing here for 2 hours but it's only 8 AM" 2:56:29 "We're not opening the store. We don't need that money right now. Time has stopped so we don't have to pay him for his hours. I control the worlds time. The world revolves around this tetramon store." 2:58:00 Doki stalling on going to the IRL bank, "I have 3 more hours of time. Banks close at 5. That's PLENTY of time..." 2:59:09 "How many boxes did I buy? Does the 1k card even exist in the rare pack?" 3:01:06 "That's not how probabilities work'? Oh yeah? Where's your math degree? I only listen to people with a math degree in statistics." 3:01:36 "I don't have one either? Exactly. What you say doesn't matter because you don't have a math degree. What I say matters because this is my stream." 3:02:35 "It's a 0% chance if you don't try, since I tried it's 50%." 3:02:40 Last box, surely this will be it 3:03:08 "I didn't answer my phone for this. I don't know what call I got 30 minutes ago, but I need this 1000 dollar card." 3:03:28 Doki runs out of boxes, starts opening singles. 3:04:07 "Doki! Doki, it's the customer's booster packs, Doki! But what if it's in the booster packs? Guys, I made my own box." 3:04:58 "The customers! I knew it! They were trying to scam me! I knew the customers were all trying to scam me!" 3:05:02 Fire alarm interrupts stream. 3:06:42 Calling it now. Devine intervention forces Doki to stop. 3:07:13 Outro with fire alarm and D.A.D. barking in the background

[@greedymagician6506]

Thanks for the stamps 🫡

[@omnivespa]

It turned out to be a fire alarm test, she confirmed in the post-stream livechat.

[@Scoobies646]

RIP DOKIBIRD Died doing what she loved, gambling. May she find that $1000 card.

[@alumini1524]

I can't believe dokibird died in a fire.

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

Such a tragedy…

[@blue_rose_clover]

[@AnhTruong1XA]

😂 she still holding the packs...

[@navytiger2]

lmfao she died while holding that last pack before opening it

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

@@navytiger2 she has been laid to rest with the card packs she loved so much.

[@justkita3890]

Actual divine intervention to make sure she makes it to the bank in time.

[@DuckAutomata]

Please, no one let Doki go to Vegas. This is why we don't sample our own products, Jesse.

[@RealChickenKing]

3 hours of just Pulling Cards. Some call that dedication. I call that Addiction.

[@tyranidswarmlord9722]

This was definitely a..stream of all time.

[@GSSwordsmen]

There seems to be a lot of those 😂

[@blqnkw]

She was so close to that 1k card...the fire knew

[@DaKdawg]

Self start, peasant cards, filling shelves, phone alarms, pulling packs, plushie stacks, selling dice, stink attack, Stock it up, pull it down, cards in box, box in hand, Just believe, trust the process, look at that I'll buy more boxes! We didn't start the fire, it was always going, we just didn't know it. We didn't start the fire, doki's never punished, Dad is nervous.

[@TheMetallix]

"I wonder what that call I got 30 minutes ago was, oh well" BOOP BOOP BOOP "Oh that's what *cackle*"

[@AdrusElric]

03:06:19 "Doki harvesting cards from the library of Alexandria" LMAO

[@monobobotonto]

I zoned out cuz I was doing homework, then I start hearing Doki "struggle", I go back to the stream and there are many boxes on the floor and Doki is mainlining packs, THEN the fire alarm starts going and Doki has to end. I am kind of glad I zoned out because it just makes it funnier.

[@kaffe4717]

Shes on fire with opening cards to the point her fire alarm went off lmfaoo

[@SolidSnake-xx7zh]

Doki is such a good actor. She portrayed being addicted to gambling really well. Huh, she is acting right? RIGHT? Can't believe God has to intervene and stop her shenanigans with A FIRE ALARM! As usual, Doki goes and content follows. Had a blast watching! Thanks for the stream Doki! Wishing you good luck at the bank. Take care, Dragoons! Have a great day!

[@thegameplayer125]

and this right here should be used to teach others about addiction

[@1nn3r3V1L]

"card games can't be that long" oh sweet summer child you have no clue

[@WeirdPros]

I can't believe Teramon debuted their anime with this "Price Queen Doki" arc. This series is gonna be HARDCORE.

[@catboykit]

thank you for a stream of all time

[@RobertStoll]

TL:dw: Doki plz. We're begging you. The rent is due.

[@broku7790]

LOOOOL THAT ENDING!

[@JohnVitutus]

It all started from that one 120 dollar card...

[@lunarnines9096]

rule no 1 of dealing: never try your own product

[@brokkenmask]

That intro was awesome!

[@oshiso750]

So this is what playing card can give you...

[@mehappy4]

she would’ve kept going until day 30 if the divine intervention didn’t happen

[@InkIdiot]

Lesson learnt: Don't get into TCG or your house burns down.

[@andrewguskey5715]

She literally set her wallet on fire.

[@Neil_Manta]

Literal Divine intervention in the end WTF is this stream LMAOO Funny aside, I hope everything is fine

[@asdf2098]

I laughed so damn hard the whole stream. I was crying when she started pulling from customer shelves to create her own packs... if Doki ever got into RL card games, she won't ever stream again. She'll sell her home and computer to get more cards, I'm sure of it.

[@megaoverlordx9417]

Thanks for the stream, Doki! I had a great time watching you play this TCG Card Shop Simulator, today! Rest well now, Sleepy Tomato! Goodnight. Rest well.

[@ssgkou]

Just wanted to say your video are amazing

[@kilato9649]

Great Doki! I love the vids

[@nobleorb0189]

Im chilling at work and just watching doki streams my life is complete

[@greedymagician6506]

Thanks for the stream Doki 💛

[@TastidiousYabbie]

My oshi is an unapologetic degen.

[@Shoeboxjeddy]

Doki is so weak to gacha it will take her building catching on fire for her to stop.

[@asaasahina896]

We don't use the word addiction here, only passion and dedication🔥🔥

[@Primal2229]

And yet Doki was still more financially responsible than crypto/NFT bros xD

[@blue_rose_clover]

That was an insanely chaotic stream

[@pyr0.04]

1:49:10 YO! $400+?!

[@TerrestrisVerita]

She never got that 1k card

[@Ryu-san9]

Spoilers 😮

[@Jaysuhn7342]

Trust the process

[@tianxu1157]

Go Doki!

[@Thatjitcj]

Gotta get that cartoonz plushie

[@Okita_270]

Nooo doki

[@pyr0.04]

2:29:09 WHY?!😱😭 WHY YOU SELL A $400+ CARD FOR 1 CENT?!

[@futsk01]

Best junkie GF simulator on the market

[@pinkgolddaisy3926]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShawnFrost250-ff5tq]

Day 17 of waiting for Amelia to come back. (I write it under every live I'm watching, so please don't roast me)

[@BITE_siz]

We got to witness what sampling your own product can lead to It took divine intervention to get her to stop That was a really fun stream, thanks Doki

[@ShawnFrost250-ff5tq]

Day 18 of waiting for Amelia to come back. (Forgor)

[@Lambris8447]

LMAO THE ENDING

[@ZeroXSP]

This was somehow Doki's most gacha stream of all time and honestly I find that hilarious Thank you for the stream Doki! Take care!

[@Kwiatkowskiy]

ohh noo a fire at the end of stream not good

[@heyguys2002]

[@vangelisgru7271]

Doki srryy i missed it😢