Alpha Centauri next line is "planned messiness" in a conversation about coolness.
@sabinpaul23959 жыл бұрын
Alpha Centauri every independent film director ever has giraldos hair style
@Doorito_4 жыл бұрын
@@sabinpaul2395 You didn't get the joke
@timekeeper20ARC9 жыл бұрын
"Shut up" - Patrice O'neal
@Kylielifts63794 жыл бұрын
It Comes from the heart sometimes-Patrice O’Neal
@chrismontante75439 жыл бұрын
"Gimme back my ten!!!!!" Lol god bless Patrice
@canibizle77710 жыл бұрын
O'Neal and Giraldo were not super famous comedians, but they are funnier than 90% of stand up comedians out right now. RIP funny guys.
@TheGr8one10229 жыл бұрын
*99.999%
@lagosditanna26109 жыл бұрын
+TheGr8one1022 agreed
@irider12018 жыл бұрын
They were great.
@gregthegoatostertag85798 ай бұрын
They were “comedian’s comedians.” Stand up is so much more popular now because of podcasts and Patrice(opey and Anthony) was ahead of the game there. He’d be the king of podcasts if still alive.
@Mitch-Cumstein9 жыл бұрын
12:09 Patrice ''Have a good sip of timing'' referring to Nick Dipaolo's little sip he takes after his lines as he's taking the sip. It was kinda talked over but It made me laugh so hard dunno why. Just realized its an ongoing thing on this episode, makes it even funnier. 1:22 , 8:42 .
@metalmayhem36228 жыл бұрын
+JON Aroan That got me too. There's another one where Jimmy Shubert is nervous and after he says something, takes a sip. Patrice goes "That's right, have a sip of calmness" I hadn't noticed it was an ongoing thing in this episode, I thought Patrice was trashing himself cause his mexican joke got nothing.
@vperkv65545 жыл бұрын
Lol its on every episode, nick does it like clock work
@americangoy51829 жыл бұрын
Once you put Patrice in a room with Nick it's just gold, Nick had me crying after his first two lines.
@JaneDoe-zr4px8 жыл бұрын
"That one you wrote" Nick fucking rules.
@thanosdarkseid86957 жыл бұрын
O'Neal, Dipaolo, Giraldo is a great fuckin' match-up!! all we needed was bill burr here woulda been a four horsemen of a funny show!
@anthonyc27818 жыл бұрын
Oneal, dipalo, and giraldo are comedic geniuses.
@patrickdenengelse265710 жыл бұрын
I love Dipaolo facial expressions when Patrice says that subject about racial cooperations for the Puerto Ricans and Arab people lmfoa... Patrice and Nick are the best !
@89theloneranger8 жыл бұрын
dar dar dar dar dar dar, spit it out there star jones ! , that delivery and Patrice's reaction, priceless
@edub99302 жыл бұрын
I miss this show it was so damn good ughh...
@FoF12129 жыл бұрын
People who think they get this show, but then think Costello was being serious... are worse than people who don't get the show at all.
@theremnants66552 жыл бұрын
Seeing Greg laugh so hard at Nick's joke at 11:56 is great
@SaltBhj6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how and why but the best part was “shut up” 😂
@123bathinapes7 жыл бұрын
9:23 hahah is that Patrice subtly pointing out Nick's "sip of timing"?
@zorgdos6 жыл бұрын
The best "shut up" ever.
@NWShotStoppa5 жыл бұрын
11:52 one of the many Patrice moments I love watching. RIP
@loki88455 жыл бұрын
Patrice's face at 4:42 lolllll
@Malsolo9 жыл бұрын
Patrice's reactions during the opener 😂
@paulflo1210 жыл бұрын
Holy shit patrice killed it this episode!
@shabyyy13 жыл бұрын
"independent film hair" lmao!
@BenYebuga11 жыл бұрын
4:53 ...most genuine comeback ever lol!!! - this show was raww
@dmbull2210 жыл бұрын
God Damn, was this a good episode. Sure, they went off the rails, but those were some brilliant quick hits out there.
@freshprince5127 жыл бұрын
Colin had to turn around from laughing so hard when Patrice told the chick to shut up.
@GeneralJackRipper7 жыл бұрын
When is the last time you saw honest and open racial debate in this country? Oh, right, back in 2003 when Tough Crowd was on the air. Silly me...
@vperkv65545 жыл бұрын
I make this comme t on every tough crowd video ive been watching. "PLEASE BRING THIS SHOW BACK"
@BlaccEagle11 жыл бұрын
A quote from Jim Norton: ''It was impossible to own Patrice'' I think Giraldo did it here!
@stanleyfranks98912 жыл бұрын
Plenty of them owned Patrice!! Nick, Colin, Anthony, Geraldo, Louis Ck, Bobby and Bobo all got Patrice!! Go listen to old O and A’s!!
@michaelweston10429 жыл бұрын
Tough Crowd was a great show. I was pissed when it went off the air. It was funny and had diverse opinions. That is why it was replaced with a lefty show we can't have diverse opinions anymore.
@sebm30293 жыл бұрын
Imagine nick and patrice having a podcast together in 2020
@handsomestik13 жыл бұрын
RIP Greg and Patrice
@drewfinn23 жыл бұрын
the topics covered in this show were amazing for ‘04 ...while there were some reasonably conservative views regarding US security and “the War” not to agree or disagree ...the other topics are so spot on and 10-15+ years ahead of the times. it’s no wonder this show wouldn’t be on for too long, kinda sad really as it’s a disservice towards culture-the last half of “the Aughts ‘2000-2010’ really could have been much better had TCWCQ ‘stayed on the Air’ welcome Cancle Culture 😲🤭😶🤷🏻♂️🤗🙃💫
@llMrProzAKll11 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite episode of Tough Crowd
@123bathinapes7 жыл бұрын
6:32 hahaha that was such a great laugh! Man I miss this big guy.
@josephjamescomedy12 жыл бұрын
@ 8:47 Greg Giraldo proves why he was the best ever on this show!
@trooperjoe7312 жыл бұрын
Blonde: I don't talk like that... Patrice: Shut up!
@Clembo9 жыл бұрын
Nick, right off the bat.
10 жыл бұрын
The good shows only air for a year or two until they pull the fuckin plug. Bring this show back~! Rest In Peace Patrice O'Neal.
@JustinLB8211 жыл бұрын
"Gimme back my ten!"
@123bathinapes7 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video so I could properly laugh at that. Holy shit
@troyltdtime12 жыл бұрын
Or Bill Maher's show. It's very well put together and articulate. It's not constantly getting off track with random shit. And Bill Maher doesn't sit there in make jokes, while stopping to criticize what he just said.
@AUSROTTENY2K11 жыл бұрын
4:52 6:00 8:40 9:04 9:34 10:50 ~ 11:56
@macmega27897 жыл бұрын
Is Patrice wearing Jordan xvii she was always fresh. They might be dadas tho.
@dtox1211 жыл бұрын
Patrice liked Farrakhan , but don't call him Farrakhan ..
@lagosditanna26109 жыл бұрын
y is this lady on here??? wish Norton was here
@LawsonComedy12 жыл бұрын
4:54, maybe the best "shut up" ever uttered.
@Re-ScoreMe6 жыл бұрын
11:30 lmfao nick 😂
@tcole412 жыл бұрын
Love and miss Greg and Patrice.
@lagosditanna26109 жыл бұрын
only Norton was missing here...costello? who the hell made these decisions lol
@JuanDominguez-km7im8 жыл бұрын
take another sip of timing brilliant
@drex4823912 жыл бұрын
@greydawn and the fact that its not even on dvd
@ernestodeavila80764 жыл бұрын
I live on Alegheny !
@TheImmortalLowlife11 жыл бұрын
Wearing pants that fit is fuckin uncomfortable anyway, I got made fun of for "sagging" my pants in the 4th grade, I wasn't sagging my pants, just was too poor to afford new clothes lulz.
@Herv311 жыл бұрын
With all the love and respect to the Colbert report, why did they cancel this show?
@stanleyfranks98912 жыл бұрын
They had good ratings you can actually go look it up!? Its because they weren’t pushing a certain Leftist agenda and Because they took real shots at the “Chosen ones” and “they” don’t like being talked about…. Wanna know who really rules you? Who can’t you talk about😉
@aradroxar13 жыл бұрын
GIMMIE BACK MY TEN
@mistamiller11 жыл бұрын
colin's black impressions... LOL
@miggidymark11 жыл бұрын
Sue's cool ....but all the panel is missing is Jim Norton.
@shawnmartin868511 жыл бұрын
Dude Patrice's laugh.
@champwagner12 жыл бұрын
oneal trying to get on giraldo big foul giraldo is epic oneil is ok
@VerifiedFiveIron7 жыл бұрын
Patrice was like the strongest silverback in the jungle but also the softest.
@Skelaxin13 жыл бұрын
Some CC exec saw this and said, "Look at Nick and Patrice, they have amazing chemistry!" Then Tough Crowd was cancelled and they put them in that fucking awful cartoon babies show. What idiots these behind-the-scenes guys are.
@killertoad12 жыл бұрын
@nbadraft08 What's with all the anger and aggression on the net? I love Tough Crowd and I just made a comment. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
@metalmayhem36228 жыл бұрын
"Oh, another funny one. Shut up."
@chrisconyers384810 жыл бұрын
Patrice penal is hilarious
@karankapoor82108 жыл бұрын
What does Nick say at 11:59?
@miggidymark8 жыл бұрын
dar dar dar, spit it out Star Jones.
@BobDylan12018 жыл бұрын
"Buncha whiny Jews"
@nbadraft0812 жыл бұрын
99 percent of Tough Crowd fans say that. I have questions and comments. Is that really true? I understand it's most likely accurate, but have we actually checked to see if ratings were good? And here's what I think is a great point (though it's probably not)...didn't this come on after The Daily Show? That spot is now occupied by Colbert Report. Didn't Comedy Central make a good choice business-wise? Maybe they could have continued Tough Crowd but put it at 12 am.
@taxidrivernwo11 жыл бұрын
chealsey handler is more famous than all of the guys will ever be combined...let that soak in
@JuanDominguez-km7im8 жыл бұрын
Patrice is the best
@killertoad12 жыл бұрын
Actually, Colin, monogamy would be "not cheating"
@AUSROTTENY2K13 жыл бұрын
9:04
@dnldmor0811 жыл бұрын
If ur a TC fan...Keith Robinson=MLK Patrice=Malcolm X
@kcsnipes809 жыл бұрын
funny!
@troyltdtime12 жыл бұрын
I loved Tough Crowd. But it gets to be a bit much to watch more than a few episodes at a time. The comedy and ideas are so jumbled together. Everyone gets sidetracked constantly. They're hilarious. But the conversation just goes all over the place. I would bet that's why Tough Crowd didn't find an audience, and The Daily Show did.
@stanleyfranks98912 жыл бұрын
It actually had good ratings!!! It was removed because certain people didnt like the “agenda” not being Leftist Non funny drivel!!
@mistax2k12 жыл бұрын
planned messiness
@AUSROTTENY2K13 жыл бұрын
11:34 lol but yeah, she just needs to shut up
@brohan9148 жыл бұрын
A female Boston accent might be the worst thing on the planet
@VerifiedFiveIron8 жыл бұрын
Seriously. She sounds like she should be hitting her two sons Sean and Patrick while a cigarette hangs out the side of her mouth. Ironically, though, it makes her funnier than chicks with regular accents.
@kabziedanz7 жыл бұрын
rideordie
@brohan9147 жыл бұрын
lmao outstanding
@vegastjg12 жыл бұрын
they shouldve had an elimination round after a few minutes this lady isnt funny and she doesnt have a strong enough personality to be heard like greg & patrice did. RiP 2 comedy legends regardless of fortune or fame