Teachers, What’s the best Smart-Ass Response you’ve heard from a Student?

[@thememewatcher_12]

Bro got her to shut up real fast

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@vizzy42]

Me like big pp

[@Heheheha_1]

​@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 I read it, I also read it on the like 10 other comments you replied to 😂😂

[@isameserah161]

what did he mean? don't wanna be a pimp? isn't being a boss of something pretty cool

[@imsoooowhighrn7539]

@@isameserah161do you know what a pimp is

[@kingu6731]

bro's intrusive thoughts took over 💀

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@kushagramathur9689]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102 bro ur loop is wild

[@barbarasanchez445]

Impulsive *

[@GabrielSzeverenyi]

Your comment has officially reached 1,400 likes. 😊

[@theprinterdude9687]

At the right time

[@cynthiaklug6020]

I taught 26 years, but can’t remember ever getting a comment like that. However this is from my 16 yo son. I was frustrated with him and said, “Matthew! Don’t be a smart ass’” He responded, “Well mom, it’s better to be a smart ass than a dumb ass.” I bent down between the hallway wall between my kitchen and den so he couldn’t see me and tried so hard not to let him hear me laughing!!🤣 ❤

[@andyzeg]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kalivon893]

Lmao!! Well to be fair he did have a point!!😂😂

[@XxoCellooxX]

lmaoo

[@MeIsMatthew]

my name is matthew's

[@YouCantSayMyName29]

Real 😂

[@DuskShadow235]

A wise woman once told me that the shy kids never need to square up physically cause they can have a grown man tearing up with a few good roasts. This is one of those instances.

[@TigerL777_Gaming]

How do you not have any comments

[@DuskShadow235]

@@TigerL777_Gaming idk tbh

[@Elli_crochets]

Ngl I love being the shy kid 😂

[@Kiritazu8]

ANNIHILATED

[@LBdreamin]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@mdfan4ever.]

@@LBdreaminEMOTIONAL DAMAGE

[@SeaBlue0]

*ANNIHALATON*

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@TheSpectacularRedSpider]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102bruh

[@VolexCy]

Honestly you never wanna mess with the introverted shy kid, they got the best comebacks ever bro istg

[@Eluderatnight]

You want to be on the quiet kids "nice list".

[@De_s_on_roblox.]

The fact that’s how I am in class and the bitchy, pick me started talking shit about me behind me and my default response was “if you wanna talk shit say it to my damn face so you will finally put a cork in your stupid ass mouth for 5 minutes” bro told the art teacher about this like she didn’t just call me a swear and then fat shame me. Blud was in tears lmfao

[@Dustrout.]

We have lots of time to think due to minimal distractions and often times we choose peace over violence

[@ElskaTheAnimator]

Thank you 😊 There’s also the death stare that works really well with us… Once my ex-bff bullied me (She was the only friend I would see everyday at school at that time) and she was used to see me alive and emotional but after some of her bullying, once I decided I would let go of her since she was terrible, I just started to give her dead stares (not moving, just staring, closing my eyes the fewest amount of times I could) and she started crying on the ground telling me how cold, robotic and un-alive I looked and when a teacher entered the class we were in, she thought I was bullying her 😂

[@Jungkookieskitten]

Yes, yes we do. We've had time to sit back and think of every possible thing to say. Also comes in handy, because when you're quiet people forget you're there and tend to tell their friends EVERYTHING. I heard enough reputation destroying things back in high school that way, and they never messed with me again when I would bring up "so..... What your saying is you want me to tell your boyfriend what you were doing last night at his best friends house? In detail, everything you two did?" I never would have actually done so, but the fact that I had overheard them and knew about their misdeeds was enough to get them off my back.

[@theauditor322]

Always the shy ones with the best comebacks, she got humbled pretty quick

[@Livin_inHell]

My anxiety when that one blue ball fell: 📈📈📈📈📈😤😤

[@jennifermarkel4235]

Poor ball

[@lotsofluvvss]

i was looking for this comment 😂

[@ismailali9167]

Same bro 😢

[@janiquedaley527]

SOMEONE IS FINALLY TAKING ABOUT THAT

[@Leah-vj4in]

And that one spot left one the coconut

[@briannajanssen6121]

“No thanks. I don’t want to be a pimp.” He was just waiting for his moment to shut her up. He nailed it. 😊

[@NuclearPlays787]

That made me burst out laughing

[@heffa3821]

i'm still laughing lmao goodness LORD Have mercy A HEARTY LAUGH FROM THE DIAPHRAGM oh i love it!

[@Greenestninja]

What is a pump lol

[@Jerry-cg9ni]

@@Greenestninja pimp is someone who bosses prostitutes

[@heffa3821]

@@Greenestninja LOL God bless you stay innocent xD

[@Yfutfutkvutc]

That is the most severe violation I have ever heard in my life That girl will never emotionally recover from this moment

[@felicitywendt3299]

What is a pimp?

[@sourasishd2263]

​@@felicitywendt3299pimple

[@lindah3803]

Are you being sarcastic?

[@dyingofdioxide]

@@felicitywendt3299 I think it's a person that gets with other people and pays them for it?? maybe

[@felicitywendt3299]

@@dyingofdioxide ohh.. ok, thx! ❤️

[@thunderblade9251]

You know damn well that the teacher started dying laughing bro 💀

[@Spider-lovers]

You know when the shy kid responds it's going to be on point

[@dibinliao8613]

Imagine if boss music came up when the guys asks “what if he becomes your boss one day?”

[@tyreekbennett1211]

Health bar appears

[@ArtsyLili]

Objective: Survive.

[@WENDIGOOOOOOO]

Hint: Dodge all slurs

[@brodeygaming6686]

Doom eternal music starts

[@banana3237]

Times up

[@Xchaos-X]

the marble that got away:

[@waseemalshuwaykhi450]

I wanna be free

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@luciferxo6384]

The one that got away

[@mahit0jjkk]

OMMG OMOROI OMORI OMORI IS NY FAVORUITE GAME

[@gigachad4778]

I am freee

[@wimeatsworld]

It was bold of him to assume she wouldn't scare customers off with a mouth like that.

[@Omori.]

FIRST TIME HE SPEAKS AND HIS WORDS ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THAT GIRL

[@comments2die4]

it's not "dada" or "mama", it's "no thanks, I don't want to be a pimp when I grow up"

[@FallenAngel-cw6ip]

Teacher: Should I punish him? Principal: Nah, let him cook. Edit: thanks for all the likes everyone

[@twilight-tanjiro]

1.1k likes and no replies? Let me fix that

[@user-hh9ot8wq5g]

LET HIM COOK!!!!!

[@user-hh9ot8wq5g]

I SAID LET HIM COOK!!!!!!

[@Kalaforlife7]

🔥🔥

[@Maninawig]

Not just the principal... the whole school board and the judge governing them.

[@blazejunior2293]

*very epic suspense music* “FINISH HER” “And I’m not managing your OF” “K.O.”

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@grundgesetzguy]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102I didn’t

[@user-tt7oq1vc2m]

Damn

[@nicolelafferty5552]

​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102hey I've seen you before :)

[@Lazyalien-tu1up]

I woulda said since he’s hogging it you can go and work on it yourselves he’s fine on his own Edit -1 THX!!!! I have never got so many likes!

[@ayg5907]

Bro let his intrusive thoughts get out of his thoughts

[@AnnieUnicorn1994]

Almost got a heart attack when I heard "pimp" 😅

[@musical_kait]

He really said, "This girl's for the streets!" 😂

[@-GreenScout]

nah. He meant the highways

[@spacemushh2771]

He destroyed her

[@condorboss3339]

I'd say that nuke was at least 5 megatons.

[@spacemushh2771]

@@condorboss3339lol

[@Red-hh7dm]

And so too will her future clientele

[@aarchivedd]

@@Red-hh7dmwtf

[@Kalivon893]

Ooooohh SHHHHIIT!!! The wind up was a little long but, *DAMMMMN* THAT PUNCH LINE BRO!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@onlypsyche]

Oh that was AWESOME!!! You have to watch out for those quiet ones! Still waters run DEEP!

[@user-ys9dx4tx1h]

Dear god im gonna have to remember that 🤣

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@TotallyNormalJrbil]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102ok

[@FolkoMagipaw]

If I was the teacher I'd lose my job because I'd be laughing my ass off.

[@DancinDucc]

329 likes and no comments? Let me fix that 😊

[@Orwalks]

@@DancinDucc this is worse than having no comments

[@DancinDucc]

@@Orwalks and you liked your own comment. Thats pretty bad

[@FORSE54link]

@@DancinDucclook who’s talking

[@DancinDucc]

@@FORSE54link you probably liked my comment to make it look like i did.

[@user-ff4yb6vk3k]

that was the smoothest insult i've heard in my life

[@doriankamanzi6874]

Just one sentence he can completely overshadowed all the torment she has given me

[@soralockhart8428]

Dam, not even a therapist is gonna be able to help her recover from that burn

[@Demonslayerfan5951]

Fr

[@shiny_Gems-braceletbook]

Fr girl needs a hospital for that burn

[@Link_Hero_Of_Time1]

​@@shiny_Gems-braceletbook Bluf needs some burn cream for that toasty roast. Get me a marshmallow, imma make a smore!

[@DarkLordOfTheSith-1997]

Even the burn unit won't be able to help...

[@The_Real_Soldier_Boy]

Bro just annihilated her ego 💀

[@allstar4065]

What if she thinks sex work is "empowering"?

[@ruutadrande8952]

Bro that kid is savage 😂

[@EntertainMeNow78]

And that's how you snap back properly. 😂 You know that teacher had to excuse themselves to die laughing in the hall.

[@Black_Butterfly.112]

Bro was patiently waiting for his time to come

[@ainazaghdam8622]

It's always the shy kids with the best come backs

[@Newbywhy]

Damn his brain works how mine does💀

[@brendanl.6220]

“She specifically made fun of this shy kid so I put them in a group project together.”

[@gaygremlin19]

WHO ELSE SAW THAT ONE BLUE MARBLE THAT GOT AWAY BC IT'S KILLING MEEE

[@user-jb5uz4gq7m]

MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[@DontReadMyProfilePicture102]

*Dont read my name.* . .

[@BrianHorton-fl8ez]

I thought I was the only one who saw it!

[@waux]

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture102bot

[@allthingstay13]

ME!

[@eduardzissu7053]

He sent her to the shadow realm with that reply.

[@Toastedgamer121]

Just reminds me when my teacher said you have to act happy to be happy and I had the urge to say that's not how depression works

[@Game_time018]

Wasn't expecting that ending 😭

[@NightlightxDyt]

That kid graduated early with that comeback 💀

[@UmWhoisThis]

If only the nerdy boy said “i won’t be running a strip club when im older” she probably wouldn’t even be able to get the joke till ten years later 😭😭

[@Nudle_chan]

He said he wouldn't be a pimp which kinda means he won't own strippers

[@ariachung8473]

How to tell someone to shut up without telling someone to shut up:

[@mariafugazzi3080]

I would’ve told them he got an A and they got F’s😂

[@shinatina2466]

This is why i couldnt be a teacher i would laugh my ass off at that oml

[@MegaDragonmark]

well. story did not say that the teacher didn't laugh. well the short version.

[@xamyx725]

And I’m willing to bet that response really got laughs from the other guys in the class 😂

[@HunterStemmer]

BRO GOT ABSOLUTELY DEMOLISHED. W SHY KID!!!!

[@OzzyTZtheartist]

THATS WILD, THAT KID IS AMAZING OMG

[@adelynnfimbres]

So my teacher told me to stop back talking and I said, isn’t that how a conversation works?😂

[@alexiciamoore5642]

Dude!!! Wait!!! I had to think about that. The little boy said “no thanks. I don’t want to be a pimp” sh!t. That said a lot right there about what he thinks of the girl. 😂😂😂 she won’t make it off the streets. 😂😂😂😭

[@m._anuDR]

nahh, rlly?? 😱😱

[@js8qp2pwisos]

girl- are you ai generated or 12

[@ishaan.karnavar3167]

Holy shit u just made a break thru of a discovery

[@Safi-Zargar]

Ain't no way Sherlock Holmes of the 21st century

[@ishaan.karnavar3167]

@@Safi-Zargar ikr I cant comprehend this amount of iq

[@sharkattack2903]

Bro ended her career with one sentence 💀

[@Orchid_user-789]

Nah he probably gave her a new one

[@SunoosMintChocoLR]

@@Orchid_user-789CRAZY

[@frontiervirtcharter]

@@Orchid_user-789 can't give someone a thing they already have

[@1-Shoto-Todoroki-1]

THE ONE MARBLE THAT ROLLED OFF THE TRACK 😭

[@Verdunkelner]

BRO I SWEAR MY JAW DISLOCATED WITH THAT STATEMENT 💀

[@raulthetorchic7324]

That's the kind of shit that eternally scars your mind.

[@thenamestails7152]

Bro's ultimate ability finally charged💀💀

[@gato_lover67]

MY JAW DROPPED LOWER THAN MY GRADES😂

[@alijuanimations]

THAT SHY KID IS LITERALLY ME

[@tristancole6205]

W response from the shy kid

[@MMateo_official]

Ooooh how savage!!!! That kid is going places!

[@Your_secondMother]

NOW THATS A STUDENT

[@TenkoSushiane]

I love how he makes story’s out of stuff like these

[@svenolsen8184]

Lol, that was gold!

[@lindah3803]

Solid gold.

[@Link_Hero_Of_Time1]

​@@lindah3803 24 karat polished

[@key_of_destiny4712]

Teacher: “He may be your boss one day.” Also Teacher: “Why do I hear boss music?”

[@crazyArtHehe]

She got humbled real fast

[@Fireflylovey]

Bro needs to control his intrusive thoughts 😂😂😂

[@prestonpierce557]

Mission passed +Respect

[@evecplays2572]

Forget cooked, bro BARBECUED

[@HermitOMG]

The marble that rolled off in the first clip 😭

[@GodzillaFan20976]

Quiet kid didn’t need a gun this time 💀💀

[@ANGELEE4LIFE]

*Me in the same classroom trying to hold it in* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@lindah3803]

Me in the classroom. F'ing yes. So, ,"girls name" how much do you charge.

[@megans7778]

Daaaaamn shy boy went for the instant kill comeback 😂

[@HughJassMarioFan2009]

That nerd is a good nerd. Respect brotha!!!!

[@muhammadtalal7291]

26 years later : sir, she is still in a coma from emotional damage. There's nothing we can do

[@lilylunamoonyt]

wait, so the shy kid said that, lmaooooo, the real madlad

[@_Zol1x_]

that was the absolute response 🤣

[@Jetterboi216]

bro woke up and chose violence

[@MatildaWatkins]

That girl was never seen again😂💀

[@thatonedude-tf3vj]

Bros a savage 💀

[@Cptsaya]

GIRL GOT ROASTED! DAAAAYUM! 😂😂😂😂😂 THAT IS HILARIOUS! 🤣🤣🤣

[@iheart_taylor_olivia]

THE BLUE BALL THAT FELL😭😭

[@gagetooley6680]

That blue marble had to get out 😂

[@gachabyrose]

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 😂

[@Hale8R]

I gasped I tell you! He read her to filth! 💀😭

[@iam_selenam]

Glad he said that💀

[@harrisonnelson7293]

I hope the teacher gave all the credit to the shy kid.

[@TheFakeyCakeMaker]

Oh wow. I was NOT expecting that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AmnesiacTeaAddict]

ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED 🤣💀

[@kochitegaming4013]

That shy kid definitely got tons of extra credit for that one.😂 perfect A+ grade.

[@ax_potato576]

I hate when teachers are fully aware of someone bullying or harassing another student and then put those two students together in a group like are you kidding me

[@carabuck4960]

Nailed it😂

[@richellealcoriza1905]

blud had the *FINISH HER* response

[@user-pu3lc3ku1z]

"But two wronges dont make a right" "But two negetives make a positive"

[@nuculardeadragaming3056]

Wtf🤣 I had no idea my teacher had Redit, let alone would post this. Damn I might have to show her I found this, what are the odds. For anyone wondering I didn’t get in crap afterwards. I would have if the girl I’d made the joke about took it personally, but she found it hilarious and didn’t expect me to say something like that. I got along much better with her and more of my classmates afterwards, and the girl was a lot less judgemental and more open minded afterwards. To the person who posted this, thank you for bringing back some good memories from middle school. I’ve got to show this to my buddy from that class, he’ll get a good laugh out of this

[@angelic6melody309]

He ate her up

[@Thatonesnowprotogen]

i SAW THAT marble slip out of the track in the first one

[@FurbleBurble]

He's brutal, but he has standards. Respect!

[@standardrobloxian7212]

Totally not me chocking on my water

[@emilybriand9453]

OMG HE'S A SAVAGE🤣🤣

[@cringelord6990]

Absolutely diabolical ☠️☠️☠️

[@tannerkern419]

My dad made such a smart-ass response. Dad, his teacher stopped teaching because she was so offended

[@star-shine08]

Never mess with the shy kids cause you know for a fact they thought of this exact moment and know exactly what to say 😅