TEAM STARKID Broadway Jackbox - March 31, 2020

We're playing Jackbox with Team Starkid! Joey Richter, Lauren Lopez, Jon Matteson, Robert Manion, Jaime Lyn Beatty, Mariah Rose Faith, and Dylan Saunders!

[@agnespointer526]

Andrew is out here really being like, "I was the lead in a Broadway musical at 16, but this, this is where I have peaked. This is the best experience of my life." I mean, honestly, can't fault him for it, that would be me too.

[@kdnxnhdhdbfn2769]

Agnes Pointer what was he in ?

[@laurensfa8337]

Kdnxn Hdhdbfn he was Evan Hansen in Dear Evan Hansen lol

[@jonathanguito1168]

And it's extra awesome because Pasek and Paul went to school with all these guys (Darren is a good friend of theirs).

[@Redstomp]

It is super endearing!

[@frostedjosieos3193]

JON’S GAME NAME WAS AUDITS. AUDITS IN YOUR YING YANG.

[@justteagan]

• frostedjosieos AUDITS IN YA WAZOO!!

[@emie6192]

Right in the subpoena!

[@janelleraz]

I hope you have your finances in order! Get ready for audits! Audits in your ears! Audits in your yinyang. Audits in your wazoo!

[@mabel8251]

and any lasting medical conditions which may arise from stress caused on these premises are YOUR liability, sir

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

Are you AWArE that my client, shErMAN yoUng, is being dEScRImInATed Against?!

[@mandisavolo8376]

Literally no one is talking about how Joey is wearing a full on tuxedo😂

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Is that not what Joey's always wearing?

[@mandisavolo8376]

Ayah13 you do have a point

[@rachelgrubman4606]

I haven’t even watched it yet but don’t worry I noticed

[@radxianixe]

a full on tuxedo minus the pants lol

[@Qveenshxt]

I was legit stuck on that for the entire intro 😂

[@BABY-dc3xb]

every. single. starkid livestream involves one of them joining and saying “is that __? hii __!” and it’s SO CUTE

[@caoimhedee]

Robert’s Aussie accent always gives me whiplash cause I’m not used to it

[@shiaoweiz]

pekelgeuse !! Yea...

[@Johnwicklover1994]

Don’t you mean...quiplash? *ba dum tss*

[@samluxford4946]

Though he spelt Mum as Mom, the American's are taking our people

[@ruby._.romanoffx7778]

That's one thing in common with Brits☺☺ and Australians! +just so you know I'm British sooooo yeah

[@georgiaritchie6731]

I literally live in New Zealand and Aussie and NZ accents shock me because american accents are so so mainstream

[@frostedjosieos3193]

Not to be that person, but....how does Robert just look like that

[@cho7879]

ive asked him, he said it's all his mom doing 😂 (I'm not joking)

[@aaliyah.4650]

Agreed

[@jm.bojanjac]

it's Australia. It's just what we do

[@kasss_b]

@@jm.bojanjac I'm australian too! Why don't I, a teenage female, look and sound like Robert? That's all I've ever wanted!

[@jm.bojanjac]

@@kasss_b same don't you worry

[@kasss_b]

Jon looks like the angriest lesbian mother and I love it

[@kasss_b]

@Lauren the gymnast RIGHT! He looks like he's gonna slap the shit out of you for giving his precious son a paper cut.

[@samjensen392]

This is much better than my friend insisting that he looks like Steve Buscemi

[@serasassone6446]

@@samjensen392 Exactly! Jon Matteson looks like a mixture of John Ritter and Steve Buscemi.

[@kennedyrueber5169]

Samantha Jensen but he does tho 🤣🤣

[@quinn5920]

Literally, with his glasses he looks like one of my friend's moms from high school and that thought will haunt me for the rest of my life

[@numberfive6434]

The end credits being Working Boys was an entire mood

[@CJAX]

I scREECHED

[@kaviweaver5152]

I cAn't wAIt tO geT hOmE - to MY BOYYYYS

[@lelarose424]

A sign you belong to a cult is... you watch Starkid musicals Let’s face it - we’re kinda a cult

[@flynn5011]

Satan is a real man

[@shadowdogs5070]

@@flynn5011 I don't like the word "cult", it's just a new religion I started!

[@emm4r0se_]

There shouldn't be 'kinda' in that sentence

[@emie6192]

Lela Weintraub not even kinda.

[@g2growcya]

Throw one down for Satan

[@anjakane790]

"all I want is to be Santa" Robert: laughs in Kris Kringle

[@wigglyofficial467]

If you’re really Santa tell me something only Santa would know...

[@camithecamel]

tell me what I asked for when I was 7 years old

[@annabelcrescibene4257]

@@camithecamel I can't

[@goodandnumb]

I knew it. I knew you weren't Santa :C

[@michaelabonsu8611]

a red tricycle

[@butterflyjmw8254]

Things I've learned: starkid can't spell. Roberts voice melts my heart. Dylan is best grandpa. Joey casually wearing a suit is one of the greatest things I've witnessed. I'm in love with every single person in this stream.

[@one_smol_duck]

🎶 Starkid can't spell, Starkid can't spell, Starkid cannot spell 🎶

[@naia3453]

@@one_smol_duck They only read books, and they can not spell, even if they read a how-to-spell book

[@kristinc628]

WE GET IT STARKID, YOU’RE GOOD SPELLERS

[@mateokunzer]

@@kristinc628 "its W-A-D-G-E babe"

[@AlinaAniretake]

Best part is that Dylan isn't the oldest Starkid member. That title belongs to Jeff Blim (1984) :)

[@rorycharlesworthington]

Okay but Rob’s new half-Aussie, half-American accent from having lived in the states for so long is EVERYTHING 😍

[@yippilish]

Rory Worthington your name sounds Australian lol or British like posh British 😂 I’m laughing so hard writing this ahhhh.

[@TigerPrawn_]

Those Rs ♥

[@frostedjosieos3193]

“My good friend Jordan Fisher” ok

[@anavrin4643]

• frostedjosieos he didn’t need to flex like that

[@Dead-or-Alive1985]

@@anavrin4643 But he can, and dammit he will (tbh if I could say that, I would too)

[@msola5]

@@Dead-or-Alive1985 if i was friends with jordan fisher it would probably be the only thing i would ever talk about tbh

[@leahwilton785]

Andrew is literally all of us fangirling so hard over the Starkids

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Leah Wilton Andrew embodies all starkid fans. Except we’re just as excited as he is and we’re just watching them through a screen

[@prakritosmagical]

Dylan: so- Everyone: the sun has risen. My cops are flourishing. Nothing can wipe this smile from my face. You are amazing we love you are astounding and awesome and-

[@hawktalon7890]

Yes. He is a pure soul.

[@justaperson9754]

When j came on I found myself going welcccccoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooome in my head and smiling uncontrollably

[@TigerPrawn_]

Excuse me?Your COPS are flourishing? I hope the fuck not

[@camplemons5663]

I like to think that when Andrew said "Joe Walker played rock, paper, scissors with me to keep me calm" that Joe Walker just freaked out because there was a hyperventilating child in front of him and just started violently trying to play rock, paper, scissors and was surprised that it worked

[@zazzalilperkins7357]

Camryn Plemons do you have a time stamp omg thats so cute

[@camplemons5663]

Lauren Richter AHHH I can’t find it now!!! I know it was towards the beginning of the video! I’ll comment it if I find it!

[@zazzalilperkins7357]

Camryn Plemons thats ok! don’t worry about it :)

[@fallen_Apollyon]

@@zazzalilperkins7357 I found it ! It's at 0:26 :)

[@zazzalilperkins7357]

@@fallen_Apollyon thank you!

[@chloelorraine1733]

I’ve never related to Jaime more. She didn’t have a clue of what was happening the entire time

[@sedentaryscorpion]

6:36 Andrew: I theorized this exact scenario 30 years ago

[@starrynight7624]

Really?

[@23Zakira]

@@starrynight7624 Really!

[@ashleybeaton]

Iiduli like *exactly* this?

[@23Zakira]

@@ashleybeaton Exactly!

[@hannahg.8650]

That we would all be stuck in quarantine and you'd talking to your idols? (And that the world would become a musical)

[@dorothydanbury3203]

14:18 yes Jon, we know. We know about your Animal Crossing

[@alyssahopson5926]

Has he posted a code for his animal crossing world

[@kal-zr6os]

joey: "robert, is he screaming in pain or pleasure?" robert: "*dad leash*"

[@idontevenknow562]

I’m a simple woman. I see Mariah Rose Faith, I stop scrolling. I see Starkid, I click.

[@butterflyjmw8254]

I see Robert Manion's smile, I enjoy the whole thing.

[@gothicwebby2097]

I thought this was a dig at Mariah and I was ready to fight;

[@nessiev2373]

Wren Fayne support mariah 2020

[@idontevenknow562]

Wren Fayne of course not she’s my queen

[@tombolaj]

Love how all of the little names in the corners show everyone but Lauren and joeys completely ignore joey SHE NEEDS SPACE

[@samjensen392]

I’m very upset that not one person answered the “what do you see?” comic prompt with “your heart boxer shorts, my liege” or “your ass cheeks, my lord”

[@Delilah_Fields]

I was hoping for "Do you all see what I see?" or something like that. Clearly we were both disappointed.

[@evarh7943]

jon loving falsettos and stephanie j block is EVERTHING i love that musical so much

[@insertname1857]

RIGHT falsettos is my favourite broadway show and Stephanie is my QUEEN

[@blainevanity6]

Not enough people talk about Falsettos.

[@annawolff3135]

At what minute did they talk about falsettos (sorry I just have blanked it)

[@TigerPrawn_]

@@annawolff3135 About 1:10:00

[@jojoj1166]

its so entertaining to look through everyone's individual reactions to someone donating 1000 dollars (27:30), robert especially was so shocked hahaha that part's so sweet

[@car0_lineee]

And Dylan barely reacted and just said: "Clif?"

[@wigglyofficial467]

Jon did the blinking guy meme 😂

[@lobaloxrajobs9354]

@@car0_lineee nooo it was jon who said "clif?", dylan only said "woow"

[@Jujusaine-jy4cl]

Dylan at 30:30 and then Robert right back at him just MY HEART THEY ARE SO CUTE

[@rst2775]

"We're... cleaning the entire house" Lauren: "nICE!!!"

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Robert trying to answer the question of how favorite starkid show “what show did I NOT die in”

[@Jun-cc6qs]

I swear if Andrew doesn't appear on Nerdy Pudes Must Die, imma riot

[@masonzale9780]

Ok so I know that was a typo but honestly nerdy pudes just made my day. Thank you

[@mackenziew7137]

I love Robert and Mariah’s friendship so much. I love all of their friendships so much omg I love StarKid

[@thegaythespian]

Starkid are the only demographic who appreciate Andrew's sense of humor...it's like he got the sense of humor from them

[@erinmckenna605]

lmaoooo Robert "Jon. Get your head in the game." at 35:42

[@KSA-xl5zk]

Are you able to make out what Jon says before that?

[@micahessbee7453]

Kinda sad that at 25:28 nobody said "I see the back of your balls" like Robert is right there

[@gracekelly652]

Micah Essbee i was waiting for that!!!

[@Ray-hk1zm]

I was whispering to the screen "aight who's gonna do it" and Nobody Did.

[@Ray-hk1zm]

I was also waiting for someone to bring up that you do not, in fact, need a beard hat to be Santa Claus.

[@6idiotslover2711]

@@Ray-hk1zm Kris Kringle never wore a beard hat so yea, u dont need one to be santa

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@6idiotslover2711 Exactly.

[@ellasherlock3528]

50:15 Robert: “Mariah I miss you” Me: 🥺

[@hannahfuhlhage5342]

My anxiety peaked when Mariah went to the bathroom in the middle of the game smh

[@ziplocbaggy]

it’s so weird without alex boniello making fun of andrew every 2 minutes

[@acetraineraster5171]

"I'm just glad the duck lived." DUCK IS LOORRRRD, THE DUCK IS LOORRRRD, DUCK IS LORD LORD LORD, DUCK IS LOORRRRD

[@haileykukral5444]

I think i just about died after laughing so hard at Dylan’s “talk” pitch

[@moonriverinc7896]

Dylan, John, and Robert: *simultaneous surprised pikachu faces* 30:30

[@therealbanditking2852]

it makes me happy seeing Jon and Robert and Lauren and Joey it’s so fun seeing them next to each other. i guess this confirms that joey and lauren are living together?

[@Ray-hk1zm]

Maybe??? Or maybe they're iRRESPONSIBLE- sorry I just found out that Jeff stops by to see people and BABES PLEASE- But yeah they might be living together, who knows my dudes.

[@g2growcya]

They’ve been living together for years

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@g2growcya Oh dope lmao, I don't really keep up with where people live (example: I didn't know Jon and Robert lived together until like a week ago).

[@g2growcya]

Ayah13 its all good. I dont really keep up that well with where they all live either. Thats just like the one thing i had known for a while in regards to Lauren and Joey cuz i love both of them and their doggo Diane. I mean follow all of them on instagram but im only on there like once a month

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@g2growcya I have No Social Media so it's really hard to keep up with stuff like that. Cool!

[@Lucy-bd6us]

1:16:36 Mariah saw her opportunity and boy did she take it

[@zazzalilperkins7357]

random timestamps 5:59 abf was only 7 30:26 rob copying dylan’s face is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen 38:59 “trust me, I know my starkid references” 40:02 jons cat wont stop plagiarising 41:02 Andrew has always wanted to explore a toilet 42:00 joeys mind is just too crowded 42:38 Mariah has always wanted to be santa 43:36 dylan wants to get in shape while he poops 44:21 Roberts youth keeps coming back 45:11 lauren is tired of people borrowing her jokes 46:08 jamie keeps being interrupted when she’s donating to charity 50:00 final round 54:45 jon presenting the exact same thing as joey is sending me look at laurens face 56:38 THE WAY IT CUTS HER OFF IM CRYING 57:48 *his mind is so powerful omg*

[@frostedjosieos3193]

1:15:18 did Robert forget that he did a major Starkid character with a character voice? 😂

[@Ray-hk1zm]

All of his characters have character voices if you think about it-

[@frostedjosieos3193]

Ayah13 I’m using “character voice” to refer to...I’m trying to figure out how to describe a character voice and I truly don’t know how. Yes, you could say Robert uses a voice for all his characters in Starkid since he neutralizes his accent to match the rest of the cast, but Higgins has a “character voice” (so does Gaston).

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@frostedjosieos3193 No, I know what you mean haha. I was mostly joking.

[@frostedjosieos3193]

Ayah13 gotchu. I can never be sure with Starkid fans if they know theatre or just Starkid. I also am obsessed with accent and language so I always overexplain

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@frostedjosieos3193 No for sure haha. It's totally fine, I get it!

[@halesm5720]

My friend asked what jackbox was so I literally just typed in jackbox... this was the second video down... OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN STARKID SINCE... HIGH SCHOOL... just want I needed to brighten my self isolation time

[@katymoore4678]

Ahhh omg you should try watching their new shows if you've got the time, they're great (tho Black Friday can be an acquired taste so don't start with that)

[@c.julietofcampjupiter8557]

Katy Moore Well, you would need to watch TGWDLM first if you wanted to watch BF- references are a lot

[@hawkspiral]

@@katymoore4678 Dude I loved BF. But yeah, I'd start with something like Twisted, and maybe TGWDLM

[@chris-lx2fi]

"What is animal crossing? It's all the rage!" Jamie says as I play animal crossing

[@Amy-xu9uy]

My fav parts to save for late 8:17 Find things you think are stupid and make it big. 12:50 The car mobile 15:30 Cause it's mo 46:05 oh um alright 56:38 oh um 57:04 TALK 1:04:19 Jon has a beautiful smile 1:06:48 there are a lot of cops in the world

[@radioactive8662]

I love how Robert, Jon and Jeff always seem to be together . R they all roommates??

[@HaunaMyKiki]

Robert, Jon, and Nick are roommates. But Nick's out of town writing with his brother atm. And I guess Jeff just swings by to visit a lot lol

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

They are all best friends so they hang out alot!

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@HaunaMyKiki *BUT Q U A R A N T I N E-*

[@georgia4779]

And they were roommates

[@Ray-hk1zm]

@@georgia4779 Oh my _god_ they were roommates.

[@jojoj1166]

andrew, you and i are the exact same age and you're acting on broadway and talking to the icons from team starkid while i sit at home and struggle to even make myself pasta. damn

[@summernovah]

I know right?? He mentioned being 13 in 2015 and I was like we're the s a m e a g e??

[@sean_lucas_]

jojoj I have three years to get to the same level as him 😂😂

[@taimariemoore8369]

Amphytryte i have 5 years and i think it’s possible

[@karimdib4436]

@@summernovah what! im the same age too tf

[@gabriellealtman]

same? i just turned 20 and he's 19. holy crap.

[@mgbowers5032]

THIS IS PERFECT I just binge watched a bunch of starkid musicals. (Dont come at me I watched the very potter musical for the first time)

[@TheGirlonfire25]

welcome!

[@user-ey4zw7vr6b]

Welcome to the cult

[@novatague860]

Yes welcome to our cult. We worship our almighty Duck and Wiggly and use references in public that no one gets.

[@lissyhymel]

@@novatague860 wow this is accurate 🤣

[@levden3368]

@@user-ey4zw7vr6b I dislike that world Brie, "cult". No, it's a new, exciting religion that Starkid started.

[@minceroft3710]

"failure is success but the opposite" hmm yes this floor is made of floor

[@fallen_Apollyon]

Jon : Oh my dad's from there ! Joey : From Andrew's house ? I love them

[@kirbymarie6486]

andrew at the beginning trying so so hard not to freak out is a MOOD

[@numberfive6434]

*minimum wadge*

[@Summer-tz4to]

42:44 is no one going to pout out that Robert’s already Santa? 😂

[@sandhik1823]

robert and jon look so pure. BABIEs

[@georgesmith4307]

Jon was talking about how Jamie or Mariah should cover I'm Breaking Down, but honestly I'd love to see Jon cover that song (they'd all do an amazing job tho)

[@v.the.end.v]

Other people watching: hmm this is cool... Me: *staring at Robert the whole time*

[@elizabethepstein3063]

i ALWAYS FORGET that robert has an australian accent bc he's yknow. australian. it throws me off EVERY TIME

[@brooketrotter18]

He's starting to get an American twang and it throws me off so much

[@rine6740]

I was in TEARS during Dylan pitching Talk

[@JoeSmith-db4rq]

I LOVED Mariah in TGWDLM and I've always known that she's an incredible person, but seeing her in this video has only made me love her sooo much more. I was not expecting her to be the super chill, down-to-earth person like she is here, but I am very here for it!!!

[@yasminw312]

Wiggly singing moana I'M DYING

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

Lauren gave a flyswatter a $35mil evaluation, and she’s really underrating herself

[@beanie1124]

can we just talk about how much Jaime enjoyed everything she just looked so happy

[@Alison.taylor.c]

Robert and Mariah’s friendship is adorable

[@fallen_Apollyon]

I'm dying at the way Lauren looked at Joey when he said his socks had holes in them 😂

[@wigglyofficial467]

I’m sorry but Jon singing Moana as wiggly is the only thing keeping me alive

[@owenwilliams7475]

There needs to be more videos showing what an iconic duo Rob and Jon are

[@frostedjosieos3193]

1:06:32 “I’m from Australia”

[@mackenziew7137]

Me and Robert has the same idea for the I hate going places without my dad question. What can I say, great minds think alike

[@antoninaneedshelp2338]

5:05 - 5:15 Robert and Mariah I can't

[@beasfav141]

They're the cutest

[@van____]

These are the only thing getting me through quarantine

[@emo6577]

Wild that this guy is my age. He’s killing it at life

[@summernovah]

Exactly what I was thinking when he mentioned his age 😅

[@TigerPrawn_]

He seems so confident and grown up

[@avitallichtenfeld813]

I love how committed the Starkid fandom is. Like seriously we will watch anything with the Starkid’s in and constantly make references and give money. It’s honestly a great fandom to be in

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

ok so, Lauren: THETONYAWARD Robert: ROBUTT Jon: AUDITS Mariah: ITS MARIAH! Dylan: SQUID-MOUSE Joey: JOJOBEAN Jaime: JLBEEEZY Andrew: ANDREW you’re welcome

[@roharper7168]

I was waiting for Jaime to say "schwoopsie" after every joke

[@ellsbells0824]

are we not gonna talk about 50:15 because their friendship is the best thing ever i 🥺

[@car0_lineee]

Jon: Falsettos Me: screams cause that's my favorite show

[@kirasmith1]

4 Jews in a room bitchin

[@sapphire3215]

Michael mell 4 Jews in a a room plot a criiiiimmmeeee

[@kirasmith1]

@@sapphire3215 I'm bitchin hes bitchin

[@car0_lineee]

@@kirasmith1 we're bitching they're bitching

[@ArtisticFleurs]

Jon's quiplash character kind of looks like him in a weird way

[@calisuperbloom]

lmao i think ''What do you see ""GOD" is a reference to that short movie they made where Joe saw God in space

[@kyler133]

1:04:17 Comedic genius Joey has the presence to immediately act offended when Jon gets a compliment from the donation message. I'm dead. So good.

[@bluuebye1991]

Those people that don’t like starkid humour just aren’t intellectual enough I mean “PooPIE :)” **wipes tear** *genius*

[@bee7388]

Me:*takes a long nap* Also me:*misses this awesome live full of awesome people*

[@alizeica519]

I swear I've seen your comment on the Presley plays Lydia Beetlejuice bootleg before omg

[@bee7388]

@@alizeica519 well idk what you're talking about 😳 bootlegs are wrong

[@alizeica519]

@@bee7388 lol

[@mattieschwartz8584]

1:05:18 AHH THAT'S ME! The way Joey looks up from Diane and just grins at Lauren is so cute and then he waves Diane at me that was the best thing ever omg

[@j.j.225]

the fact that they also love the trail to oregon makes me so happy. it’s the first one i watched and high key my favorite

[@yasmeenaelmahdy4049]

1:01:31 Thank you so, SO much Andrew!! :’DDD This made my day!!

[@augustadetlefsen6916]

IN THE PATENTLY STUPID "i hate going places without my dad" i thought of "hey a dad leash would be fun" AND THEN ROBERT PICKED THE SAME. me and robert have similar thoughts apparently

[@imogenw7730]

50:15 "Mariah I miss you" awww 🥺

[@ellenstafford4439]

Andrew's drawing of a dad looks like he's a gentleman from the local area who recently bought a house

[@c0llapsingst4rs]

fucking hell, this kid has been on broadway, met starkids and ben platt? i’m so jealous.

[@jacobhodgson5756]

JON IS A FALSETTOS FAN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@saranotsarah]

WHY DID I JUST HEAR ABOUT THIS

[@weezybean9323]

It literally just happened. March 31. Your not late, don’t worry

[@sarahgent2674]

Same I'm so annoyed, I feel like I should have been there when it happened I did not even know Broadway jackbox was a thing and I love it

[@yepraeth2609]

Jon saying I’m breaking down just made my day ONLY LOVE FOR THAT MAN

[@janefawn]

Andrew Barth Fanboy Feldman

[@g.k.2795]

When he said he started playing D&D I tell you I gasped- I love d&d so much. ;-; Edit: Yay, respect for Starship and MAMD :D Edit 2: Okay but "shut your yapper don't make me use the clapper" would have been amazing. Edit 3: Jon singing the beginning on Moana as wiggly is creepy

[@cassidysbrain7391]

I did not cry at robert being wholesome- i swear-

[@kingcalliope]

Robert referencing Boosh and none of them knowing wtf he was on about 😂😭

[@kitskat671]

50:15 is no one gonna talk about how adorable that was

[@firebrandr]

watching Jon get sufficiently dunked on in this was so sad

[@mysteriousmsf]

I told myself that the reason I wanted to watch this again was for Lauren and Joey content but really I just want to watch it again.

[@erinmalik.]

mariah is a mood the WHOLE time