Kevin Hart Is Angry About Australia's Wildlife | CONAN on TBS

[@pla6454]

As an Aussie, I dont know why I get such strange satisfaction listening to tourists be scared of our animals.

[@TPGR7BTH]

Is this true? Are wild animals live together with people in the cities, town? It can be seen everywhere

[@scottbrandts610]

With ya, mate!

[@wahahabuh]

@@TPGR7BTH there are kangaroos roaming around in my area on a regular basis. But I'm around 30km from city centre. Not city by our standards, but maybe counted as city by other people's standards

[@LibiB26]

@@TPGR7BTH in the big cities like Melbourne and Sydney there is no kangaroo unless you go to a sanctuary. But in the outer suburbs and regional areas you may see some kangaroos. But the most dangerous wildlife live in rural areas.

[@efisgpr]

LMAO

[@carlosfer2201]

Fun fact: there's a Peppa Pig episode about her overcoming her fears of spiders. This episode was banned in Australia because they need the kids to be afraid of their fricking deadly spiders.

[@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486]

What episode was that? If it was banned in Australia I probably haven’t seen it lol

[@pla6454]

As an Aussie this is hilarious.

[@carlosfer2201]

@@margaritapeggyschuylervanr2486 I believe it's called "Mister skinny legs"

[@i_asked_]

In that case spiderman should also be banned in Australia coz when i was 10 i was searching it everywhere just to get that bite

[@bilalc4415]

@@i_asked_ “I mean there’s only the upside. What could go wrong?” Lol

[@eneobande7433]

'I worked with a Kangaroo once'...😅

[@NesrocksGamingVideos]

You did? Where? Chuck E Cheese? Quiznos?

[@rejmasi5665]

I worked with a 30 ft python as a job... working with a kangaroo sounds so much more unbelievable and dangerous lol.

[@jasonjones3694]

😂😂

[@bellabana]

If he boxed with a kangaroo then it would’ve been animal cruelty and wouldn’t be allowed today, especially in Australia as it’s against the law. It’s no different from making animals like bears, tigers, elephants perform so-called ‘tricks’ for the publics amusement.

[@Raida7]

@@bellabana correct, I recall Jay Leno telling a story of how he'd been quickly beaten by a 'boxing kangaroo' when he was young - when it was still legal to put gloves on a big red and sell tickets to fight it in a cage.

[@kylesanders8276]

I love it when Andy shares his stories, they're always perfect supplements to the guest stories

[@jarrodshipard]

Andy was right about Roos tearing your balls off, that's why their nuts retract into their body when fighting.

[@wahahabuh]

Andy is quality, not quantity

[@naughtyskywalker9292]

*Andy and the Quiznos Kangaroo co-worker.*

[@viewezlalan7650]

His comedic timing is impeccable. Rarely interrupts but when he does its hilarious

[@jacquiepinel2620]

Yes

[@totalcontrol4205]

As an Aussie and nearing 60, yep, everything he said is true, we just learn to live with it all and get on with it. Nothing kills us.

[@matthewmangum6320]

Quokka?

[@totalcontrol4205]

@@matthewmangum6320 cute little things that can't decide if they're a rat or a kangaroo. Never actually seen one, just pictures.

[@mrmagoo4134]

Only tourists

[@jamievivian1843]

What about the drop bears?

[@ellen3131]

@@jamievivian1843 Just put some toothpaste behind your ears, you'll be fine.

[@lindab424]

I'm an Aussie and laughed the whole way through this. I love telling people from overseas about our 'drop bears' and freaking them out.

[@unaswimothuti]

Your what bears? What are those :D

[@JohnJ469]

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears. It's a sort of carnivorous Koala. They get their name from the way they attack, sitting on a branch and dropping onto their victim. One reason Aussies love our Vegemite is because it's a great Drop Bear repellent. Smearing Vegemite on the face and back of the neck prevents Drop Bear attacks, they hate the smell of the stuff.

[@Hunny1au]

@@unaswimothuti Drop bears lol. It's a made up joke to scare tourists and poke fun. As an Aussie I can officially tell you that drop bears don't exist hehe.

[@lindab424]

@@Hunny1au Spoil sport lol

[@jarrodgriffin6705]

@@Hunny1au why spread such dangerous lies?

[@sessi0000]

Fun fact: The Brown Snake is actually the 2nd most venomous in the universe. The title of the most venomous in the universe actually belongs to the Inland Taipan, also known as the Fierce Snake; also from Australia xDD

[@jimcanterak7349]

Universe? How do you know?

[@carlosfer2201]

so what's the ranking for the black Mamba?

[@sessi0000]

@@jimcanterak7349 Kevin Hart said 'in the universe' - i'm just going along with it.

[@sessi0000]

@@carlosfer2201 The inland taipan is considered the most venomous snake in the world as it has the most potent venom of all. The Black Mamba is considered the most 'deadliest'.

[@Luthanor1]

Saw a kookaburra killing a small brown snake by smashing it on a metal sign in NSW before eating it, thought that’s was pretty amazing haha

[@southernbelletales]

Wildlife experts love telling you at the last minute which areas the most deadly animal/insect are most common in 😂

[@Gary-er3om]

Kevin Hart can talk about anything and make me laugh...reminds of a dear old friend. Thank you Mr. Hart for keeping me laughing. You're good people.

[@johnsonzhang7315]

Why does he make you laugh

[@omarradwan4418]

Is it the stories that he tells or his delivery that make you laugh?

[@johnsonzhang7315]

@@omarradwan4418 delivery

[@bfmvpwd]

@@omarradwan4418 why does it matter? He makes him laugh who cares why the guy is funny. Fk I hate people on the internet

[@kurtsudheim825]

Really, he's an immature child! his whole speel is that he's bouncing around, give him ritalin & you'll see how funny he actually is

[@royclinton3368]

"I know you don't like me to talk about this but I have been on other tv shows!"😂

[@11Khalid11]

I lived in Australia and Kevin is absolutely right. I always wonder how the Aussies are so chilled about it while I'm freaking out every time I go to toilet thinking there'll be a red back under the toilet seat.

[@sessi0000]

we're tough fuckers.

[@cutehugo]

We Aussies grow up knowing red back spiders have a very distinctive web and you get to learn where they might be.

[@LankyMofo]

We’ve come to accept death is inevitable, so why stress the little things?

[@marccrockett7645]

If it makes you feel better I've lived in Aus my whole life and check under the toilet seat, although I do it because I had a spider crawl up my leg late primary school (was probably harmless but I freaked out). Worst is when a huntsman randomly decides your clothes is a good home and you don't notice until you're putting it on/ have already put it on. They aren't deadly though. Also bites from redbacks aren't guaranteed death, had a mate at work who got bit, was paralyzed for a few hours and extremely sick but he was still back at work the next day (dude is a massive Maori built like a tank though). Think white tips or something are the scary ones, think it's their bites that dissolve your flesh and leave nasty craters+ skin deformation.

[@adamlorentz8569]

@@LankyMofo I wouldn't call getting bit by a spider and dying a "little thing" lol. And some of us want to live for a while if we can help it, there's a thing called caution that Aussies just can't wrap their head around

[@Mechanic.Pete41]

From every aussie watching this.... THEY ARE NOT BLOODY BEARS!!! it's a koala... not a bear. 😂😂

[@Pip-ti9xp]

Drops bears are bears😂

[@Yk3d05bm]

Yes I agree, its #cringworthy.

[@aussiebloke8781]

Bears are Mammals, Koalas are Marsupials.

[@Westside19th]

@@Pip-ti9xp he said koala

[@nataliestevens1225]

@@aussiebloke8781 marsupials are mammals. But yeah koalas aren't bears

[@josiahkatomd6149]

“You don’t really know it’s there but if it bites you, it’s over.” 💀💀 ROFL.

[@Maxyshadow]

😂

[@Kayenne54]

Poor guy didn't know, but there's an ant which has killed more people than the red back spider. In fact, most Aussies don't know that. Jumping jack ant, it's called in some places.

[@Jesterofthecourt]

it's such a weird concept growing up as an australian and remembering that in some places, the wildlife isn't completely deadly.

[@Kayenne54]

Yes...but...We can at least approach some critters, like the porcupine or ....well...if you're game, any critter, and not get rabies.

[@Sunny.27]

Conan should do a special interview with Bill Burr and Kevin Hart together, with Andy on the side giving gold one liners.

[@thepolygator3628]

worst combination ever. bill burr is a actual genius while kevin hart is just mainstream with humour that fits average people. bill burr would pick kevin apart and you cant change my mind about that

[@Sunny.27]

@@thepolygator3628 That's the whole point bruh. XD.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

Umm...how bout scrap the Kevin Hart part of that, and just have Bill Burr alone? Adding Hart to Burr is like pouring milk into a glass of whiskey. Just...why?!

[@calisongbird]

@@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid what a weird and random analogy… 😂 But you’re not wrong.

[@g-urts5518]

All of you realize conan retired right?

[@maltesorensenyt]

Andy just casually drops "I worked with a kangaroo once" like that doesn't need further explanation!

[@ameliajones2070]

I always love hearing people talk about our Australian animals 😂👏🏻

[@shazam1334]

Ello there maite

[@ashirbad3299]

G'Day

[@aduhaneh1057]

are they really dangerous or he just playing? most animals are dangerous tho

[@Efemral]

@@aduhaneh1057 I've had plenty of red backs around my house, they've never bothered me. Easy to avoid brown snakes. I"d be more scared of grizzly bears!

[@Rambutan.]

@@aduhaneh1057 They're dangerous yeah, but it depends where you are and what you're doing if you're going to get yourself in a spot of trouble. In suburban areas they're not often around. But if you're in the country, rainforest or beach, yeah you need to make decisions and keep your eyes sharp or you can get into some trouble. I'm from the north east, live in the rainforest/beach and worked in the country on farms and mines. For the most part you just have to either avoid their territory, or if you have to do it you have to figure out how to be really careful. And know what to do if it goes wrong. For example, there are few croc attacks even though salties are the most aggressive, purely because most people don't put themselves too close to their territory. I swim at certain beaches, not too close to river mouths, never in the rivers nearer the ocean. If you're going into the mangroves at night, you take a really strong torch so you can see the crocs eyes and get away if they're there. Don't walk too close when they're sunning themselves on the beach in the morning. The best thing to do for snakes and spiders is to walk slowly and look hard, and be careful if you pick up anything. It's pretty common to have spiders and snakes in the house depending where you live, and it's usually not a problem if you are careful about removing them, but sometimes you can get unlucky. The snakes and spiders aren't trying to kill you, if they do attack it's because they're scared or think they're being attacked usually. Cassowaries is self-defense. Crocs and sharks, well what do you expect.

[@Subh8081]

True story: Went to an Australian zoo, saw some venomous snakes. In the zoo, there's a rest area with a sign - "beware of snakes". Asking in a nearby ice cream hut, came to know a Eastern Brown (2nd most venomous snake in the world) was spotted near the rest area - but not caught since the resident snake catcher is on vacation. The zoo was built in their grounds after all. So you go to the zoo to see caged snakes and free snakes both! And the snake outside is more venomous than the snakes inside. Lovely zoo though.

[@munchkins123sassine4]

😂 the irony!

[@DJRJAU]

The snakes behind the glass are there for their own protection...

[@lesilebari7266]

@@DJRJAU 😂😂😂

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@terkukurpikat I have a similar story, lived in a tiny town so we would often have snakes around but this one time while we were playing at the park, one of the other kids spotted what appeared to be a dead eastern brown snake on the road and when I tell you this snake was stretched across the entire bitumen road, I am not kidding. After a while we decided to head back home and this absolute monster of a snake starts slithering away scaring the heck out of us as we walked past the intersection.

[@greywolf958]

😂😂😂 Love the way you wrote this.

[@jacobdakshak5919]

Every time he says “what?” It gets me 😂😂😂

[@css1173]

As someone living in a large city in Australia, there really isn't anything to be afraid of. Most of the scary stuff is in the outback. On the other hand USA seems much scarier to me. Like the countless videos I've seen of bears just roaming the streets and people's backyards seems much more alarming.

[@bornfree9438]

Agreed. I've lived both rural & outback...most of the animals that'll kill you stay away from you. The US seems a much riskier proposition with their bears and cougars etc

[@pensiveboogie]

Yeah. North America has big bears and mountain lions. We don’t have creatures that attack and eat their victims. Our snakes are generally timid and unless cornered or provoked, are likely to avoid you. But if you walk in bushland wear stout boots and be on the lookout, but don’t let it ruin your walk. Our most feared spider, the funnel-web, is found in and around Sydney. Finally avoid swimming in tropical beaches in summer. Crocodiles, and Box and Irukanji jellyfish are abundant after summer monsoonal rains wash them from rivers into the ocean

[@sirnato5218]

yep, agree with that sentiment too. I grew up rural, and the only thing im really scared of, even though ive seen them a lot, are snakes. Get em when they're not cornered and they'll just bugger off, but I had one incident where there were lots of people on Christmas day and it had nowhere to go. Luckily ol farmer Grandma had the shovel and there's still a bit of a hole in our backyard where that snake was. Bears (and I've seen vids of scary moose too) scare me far more.

[@oliviagrahammake-upservice7480]

Aussie snakes are far worse than bears.

[@davidhanifin2692]

Or the guns in the USA WTF...

[@tatzybatzy1286]

Love that Kevin Hart was the zoologist in Jumanji 😂😂😂

[@johnconway9882]

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[@judahallen6576]

No surprise there, kev is almost scared of everything 😂😂🤣🤣

[@remnant24]

Almost scared? So the rest is things he's entirely scared of, or not at all?

[@judahallen6576]

@@remnant24 just saying he's practically scared of everything, u looking some kind of argument or something?

[@CaseyCharles]

Kevin Hart : Weaknesses - Australian Wildlife

[@ronmartin4212]

You'd be scared down there,too!!!You think snails are harmless?!!!!!!?Down there,think again.Theres one type that is venomous.Enough said.

[@remnant24]

@@judahallen6576 No, just wondering what it means to be almost scared or practically scared. Because linguistically, they mean he's not scared.

[@mizzle124]

Kev always been scared of the wildlife lol

[@sada0101]

To be fair, all humans are afraid of death.

[@gk2370]

It makes me wonder why he even got a role in Jumanji movie in the first place

[@SilverJackLeg]

Nah, I think he explained that one time, when he said that he wasn't afraid before, because he had nothing to lose. But now he has a family, he has achieved success professionally, got into money - it's only logical to think "yeah, it would be a shame to die NOW, you know".

[@chinoparatodo]

dolphin ostrich and now kangaroo

[@123JWJWJW]

His reactions are so ridiculously funny. That Australian morning show and the Tonight Show with one of the Irwin kids leave me crying as I laugh so hard

[@hardy2175]

Yes, and are you aware how Irwin dad died?

[@roygeorge5364]

@@hardy2175 of course we are aware how he died, he's a national legend down here. What's your point?

[@ashley12992]

@@hardy2175 Why did you even feel the need to ask this

[@Kalani_Saiko]

@@hardy2175 Firstly it's Steve Irwin, secondly, of course everyone knows how he died, he is literally a legend.

[@flickinlures]

Kevin Hart had obviously listened to his hosts here in Australia , because he quoted quite clearly what each of our so called nasty animals can do if you cross them , having spent 56 years on this planet and all of them in this wonderful country i am still standing , yes ive seen everyone of these animals but haven't had to run for my life .He is an absolute professional comedian and can disect anything to make it funny .He's the best just love him, oh and it's a Koala not Koala Bear Kev !! just sayin

[@yappaplay]

The reason the koalas were looking at him funny cause he called them koala bears when they’re clearly not bears.

[@blastermasterguy]

Kevin: Wait WHAT? Where is this snake AT? Home Owner: Oh their probably back there. Kevin: WHY ARE WE HEREEEE?

[@jamesross2373]

Americans: “everything in Australia can kill you” Me (Australian) “What? We don’t have to carry bear spray or a firearm and hang our food in a tree when camping because of 10ft tall grizzly bears”

[@moviescenes9329]

Lol Americans don’t need to worry about anything over there because a lot of there animals are in there bushland only, Australia we have the most deadliest animals in our backyards in our houses so on that’s the main reason why people go on about our wildlife

[@davidmaltais2912]

No but if your near any water a croc can kill you lol

[@jamesross2373]

@@davidmaltais2912 Not true, crocs only live in certain areas. Most of the country doesn't even have crocs.

[@planetdisco4821]

Yeah had crocs in a swamp over the road when I was living in FNQ and also lived and worked in a mangrove swamp for 4 years in the NT but a bear would totally freak me the hell out…

[@lkytdsvc]

@@jamesross2373 except when there's a major flood.

[@mikm5432]

I would remortgage my house to pay to see kevin and a huntsman spider in one room.

[@JaneNewAuthor]

Yes!!!

[@Raida7]

as an Aussie, I can confirm that is how we'd describe a danger. "Yeah no dont' worry the [animal] will only bite you if you disturb it, they hide under the leaves on footpaths. Don't worry, nobody has *died* from a bite in years we have anti venom cos it's so dangerous. Want to go for a walk?"

[@wannabedal-adx458]

I can see you don't work for the tourism bureau!!! 🤣

[@fionamackie3357]

@@wannabedal-adx458 our tourism bureau has their own ads🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/m3-olqRrpqybbqs

[@DEVILTAZ35]

Then if they do get bitten run like hell as most places don't have anti venom on hand in reality lol

[@SophieTheBagel1984]

The size disparity between these 2 is hilarious.

[@420johonig]

As amazing as they are as standups Leno and Letterman were nowhere as good with comedians on their shows as Conan. Conan knows how to let comedians do their thing. He's the best 👌 👍

[@carlosfer2201]

Kettering? Did you mean Letterman?

[@Rygoat]

The trick is to let daddy long legs spiders take over the toilet so they kill all the redbacks. Then you just have to make sure to always tap out your shoes before putting them on in the morning and you're golden.

[@mengkeangveng3899]

I love how Andy confessed about his job experience! Must not have mentioned during his interview or audition. 😂

[@NPCNPCB]

I was gold detecting in a dry creek in rural Australia, and I was stalked by a big brown snake that looked like it had not had a drink of water for weeks and I was moving in where the water used to be... so scary, I bailed very fast.

[@Kayenne54]

Gosh. Just put out a saucer of milk for the poor thirsty thing. Snakes will go for that, which is why one should NOT feed the cat outside, or leave the baby nursery window open. (not that one should give milk to a cat anyway).

[@R___________________]

We also have giant flightless birds called cassowaries, kind of an ostrich but with excessive steroidal rage. They'll rage attack cars in the bush (forest or wilderness areas if non-Australian) and/or disembowel a person in two seconds flat, and do not play well with others

[@ericl3272]

Just looked up an image, those things look like dinosaurs with that helmet on their head

[@AdinAnderson-o9l]

I had found it on my backyard in the morning while I was playing cricket with my mates.

[@WTK839]

“I worked with a Kangaroo once.” Conan: what do you mean! “You Are not my first boss, Conan.”

[@DC.....]

02:08 I love how Andy in every interview sits there quietly and picks the perfect time jump in and bring the laughs I mean it's never forced he never tries to interject himself into every conversation Just perfect timing here and there

[@OneIdeaTooMany]

Kevin Hart: Australian wildlife is dangerous Australians: so...?

[@kevinyowait2463]

They tell us Koala bears sleep all the time. We go in, they're all up!😅😂 Watching from Papua New Guinea South Pacific. 🇵🇬 My favorite funny actors, Kevin Hart, Chris Tucker, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith.

[@StefWriter]

I've been looking for this! Thank you for re-uploading it! 😃

[@LootFreak]

Hahaha - I live on a property on the outskirts of a National Park in Australia and he isn't wrong. Can't even lay in the grass out here. Bro when I travelled to Canada I found out how comfortable laying in the grass was and fell asleep so many times in public places just feelin' it out.

[@trudycrerar6056]

I so want to lay on the grass like I did in NZ all the time. Can't do it in OZ we have an ant problem at the moment. When I got bitten by an ant I was pretty pissed off. But I just name the Huntsman spiders now. I've had Steve and Andy.😊😃

[@LootFreak]

@@trudycrerar6056 I gotta get to NZ and try that grass!

[@iris4547]

i wont even walk in the grass barefoot. but thats mostly cause of bindis.

[@AdinAnderson-o9l]

Was chilling in the beachside until a dingo smacked by butt

[@dannysalinas8811]

Andy is the only one that can interrupt a conversation, and it be more interesting than the original.

[@JJPMustang]

1:03 Kevin looks even smaller than normal in this shot 😂

[@Herman-hr2ti]

Kevin...I am born and raised in Australia and I know your pain...I still panic and run. God gave me 4 sons who are fearless but sometimes I have to wait for them to arrive.

[@PeterParker-kr6yr]

For those of you worried about our native wildlife in Australia, here are some statistics to put things into perspective: The average number of snake bite fatalities per year in Australia is 2 The average spider bite fatalities per year has been virtually 0 since the introduction of anti venom for red back spiders and the funnel web spider in the 1980’s In 2021 Australia had 12 unprovoked shark attacks on humans while America had 47 during the same period Tens of thousands of Americans die each year due to violent gun related crimes. I think Kevin is safer with the Australian wildlife 🦘🐨🐍🕷🦈🇦🇺

[@enoraskye6020]

One correction. When people tout gun death numbers, most people reading that think homicides. one person killing another. Tens of thousands of people do die due to guns, that is true and very sad. But, well over half of those (some years as high as 2/3) are due to suicide. They are not all homicides. Unfortunately, guns are one of those inventions that can not be un-invented. I have a buddy who made his own semi-automatic pistol (actually, quite well done too), using tools he bought at Home Depot. he's made several of them now, in fact. A prisoner in Louisiana once made a rudimentary firearm WHILE in prison. to solve American's violence (aka "gun") problems, you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race.

[@iris4547]

@@enoraskye6020 "you have to solve the inherent violent nature of the human race" so 95% of the rest of the world has solved this problem and america seems stuck on it?

[@kandykainepowdah1987]

They have like 225million + more people then us .. so makes sense they get more attacks

[@enoraskye6020]

@@iris4547 You're kidding, right? While the US leads the world in gun ownership and gun violence, we are not even in the top 10 for homicide rate (per 100k people). LOTS of other places in the world more deadly than the US, even withboir guns.

[@serjordie]

@@enoraskye6020 Nope, it's just your country that's completely fucked. Whether some people (and not "human nature") have violent tendencies or not, that's a whole other issue. Giving them access to guns and talking about "rights" and fantasising them, that's just mere stupidity, and it's USA's problem. So stop trying to be "philosophical" about it and bringing "human nature" into this, it's a legal and a social problem that only exists in the USA.

[@whaitwhatwhyamihere504]

"why are we here!?" ... I would ask the exact same 😂

[@Yo.ops.livin711]

Kevin’s split-second breath break had me dying 🤣🤣

[@BrianSmith-ez9kj]

I had a chance to hold a Koala, many years ago- she was a Juvenile Female, and I was holding her Like you would a baby- Koalas have evolved as tree dwellers, and they have Crazy Claws, similar to squirrels but much bigger- as I was holding her, she got nervous and startled and sunk those claws in to my arm and chest and with added grip strength- took two handlers to pry her off me, and I wasn't bleeding really, but had some puncture marks and my shirt had some holes in it- the Koala wasn't even being hostile, she just got scared, and she Still tore me up 😁

[@Searover749]

Stop trying to hold wild animals : they don't want that ! Would you like that a giant stranger grabs you against your will ? NOOOO !! You would beat him, and call the police... Use your brain !!!

[@SCDSlimShadow]

That wasn't a koala... that was a deadly drop bear.

[@ananth.a]

OMG, how was Kevin and his wife allowed near it without all the protective gear and the diving glass???

[@MuhammadEgypt]

It never occurred to me you guys have folklore, too. haha Drop Bear. lol

[@ananth.a]

@@MuhammadEgypt kzbin.info/www/bejne/gXSqhoGmr893bK8

[@JadedKate]

@@MuhammadEgypt it's the longest running practical joke aussies have run on dumb foreigners 😅 they're all in on it as well. usually the culprits only stick to americans, so the europeans who are in on the joke do their best to play along 😎

[@Tker1970]

Whenever I tell my wife I want to go to Australia, I get a video from her of all the animals waiting to kill me when I step off the plane. A recent one was a bird swooping down, picking up a poisonous snake and dropping it on a family having a picnic.

[@Searover749]

you can find many lethal animals on every continent (except europe and antarctica). South America, Asia, and Africa have many of them. But like in Australia, they only defend from stupid humans who tease them, they don't attack for no reason (unlike humans).

[@wilsargisson3626]

I live in Australia and it's not uncommon to find a spider the size of a saucer on the bedroom wall.

[@Vivianblue.]

My Australian great grandmother was bitten on the bum (bottom) by a redback spider when nature called going to the outdoor dunny in the middle night. She survived the bite, the spider did not. They bred them tough in those days. 😊

[@Yk3d05bm]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@IndigoIndustrial]

They really aren't as bad as people think. Only young children or a frail adult is at risk of actual dying from a bite from a redback.

[@aussiebg2628]

redbacks aren't that bad, although very often people don't know they have been bitten until they start feeling crook. Sydney funnel webs on the other hand......2nd deadliest in the world after the Brazilian wandering spider.

[@seanthurman5482]

I've met Andy in a bar in Seattle I walked in and he was singing karaoke what a trip for me to meet him such a humble and cool dude

[@HSJ1076]

🐨 Koala's, ain't no freaking bear, it's just a Koala!!

[@Optixz1]

I’m an Aussie and I think this is so funny 😂😂😂

[@yiledute]

The kangaroo guy came out of nowhere, it was almost like a jumpscare

[@just_abald_guy_who_love_to9324]

As an Australian I can confirm our butterfly can throw acid into others eye

[@johnconway9882]

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[@taputechnic]

There's even a tree in Australia that'll stick you with hundreds of barbs if you graze it, which you then need to remove by hot-waxing. Edit: The barbs are poisonous too.

[@VoVina111]

oooomg wtf is wrong with Australia lol. It's like those deadly forests in fairytales but the whole continent

[@bundydown6031]

Is that the Gympie Gympie leaf 🍃 so painful they named it twice.. Dendrocnide moroides

[@taputechnic]

@@bundydown6031 Yes, I had forgotten the name, and now that I look it up, the barbs are poisonous too.

[@fu_raha]

What? Seriously Australia and all these dangerous things.

[@JadedKate]

@@kermittf9896 never heard of that one, mate. only know the gympie gympie. to people outside australia; kind of like the worst cousin of stinging nettle.

[@joelagpalo2710]

Kevin is such a good story teller. It reminds me of our family reunion on my father’s side, i’ts the way my uncles told the stories and it’s so lively and funny. I always try to watch Kevin because he is such a story teller whether it’s over the top but it always bring fond memories about family reunion which bring joy to me❤❤❤❤❤

[@venvilhenrydsilva8354]

Freak! An Inland Taipan. I sympathize with Kevin on this. Recently went on a trek and the guide informed us that this jungle is home to the majestic King Cobra. I was done! But to calm me he said they haven't bite anyone here. Cool if I meet one I will stay as far away as possible. But then also said that it's the home to Russel's Viper and the saw scaled viper, which is the meal for king cobra. To top it off, 99% of deaths in the state are because of these two vipers. I start crying that I need to go back, but that's even more dangerous! I would rather be with the pack "Why are we here!?" Cried my way throughout the juggle, those cries of Kevin Hart is complete nostalgia.

[@jacobdakshak5919]

“Wait, what?” 😂😂😂

[@rahulrao5349]

1:47 😂😂😂 the impression of his wife/girlfriend

[@jacobdakshak5919]

Okay, we need a playlist of Kevin on this show 😂😂😂

[@ftswarbill]

*Do We........*

[@sastaassh1112]

Looks like Conan forgot about Jarod Miller and the kangaroo incident 😂😂

[@pweter351]

Most of our animals are cool as, One time I was checking the surf and I laid down on some grass, I was there for fifteen minutes before I notice a grey Kangaroo doing the same about three metres away. He was just chillin.

[@420johonig]

It looks like Goliath is interviewing David. Lol 😆 🤣 😂

[@sanebooks]

I really love Kevin Hart! I was really depressed and I watched this and it really lit up my day!

[@bitemykrank1970]

NO ONE ever mentions our most dangerous animal.....The Feral Karen when you beat one to a parking spot.....

[@ahamedjunaid59298]

Watching kevin hart is like having an antidepressant 😃😃

[@zro_dfects]

Redback spiders are everywhere in Australia, mostly I have seen them in sheds and garages and the odd hidey spots around your garden, but very rarely seen them inside the house, if you're in Australia and your thinking about cleaning out a shed or garage, be sure to look before you place your hands anywhere, they tend to be where you coincidently place your hands to move an item such as a desk or bench etc. redbacks have been known to mostly eat insects, but can of course go for skinks, mice, frogs and the odd snake, a friend of mine had a redback spider as a pet in a glass tank, he placed a decent sized scorpion in there with it, came back the next day, the scorpion was all tied up in a web hanging upside down from the roof of the glass tank, so the redback is capable of a lot of things :P

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

They like to hide behind my hot water tank

[@meld0507]

Just to let all the non Australians know when my kids were at primary school they had a special warning bell for if there was a snake spotted on the school grounds and to stay indoors. No joke, they had a fire one, a hide there is a dangerous person on school grounds and a snake warning.

[@elles2261]

Omg I moved to the country and I heard they closed the stairs of the primary school building “for the second time that week” because of a snake.

[@IndigoIndustrial]

One day at primary school a caretaker brought in 2 snakes he had to deal with on school grounds. It was a country town.

[@thekingofhistory4360]

The Australia outback is what Dungeons and Dragons would look like if it was real.

[@Searover749]

Humans are an invasive species, that has spread everywhere, letting NOT a square mile on earth for animals. Remind that you don't like to find strangers on your property... and do avoid being this disturbing stranger, on animals' territory (I mean the tiny space that human invaders have left to them...for the moment...).

[@sarahauld5867]

As an Australian, I found this hilarious.

[@kaydwyer6926]

Me tooooooo

[@mitchymagoo124]

Straya is really not that scary.. except for the magpies during swooping season. The only animal to truly strike fear in the hearts of all Aussies

[@josuejaredpaz5119]

He isn't wrong. Not that every animal could kill you but he is right about Aussies speaking about like it's nothing. Then again they live there so it is normal. When I went to visit my friend in Tasmania. Her family kept telling me about places and animals to avoid and to watch out for certain things. Swear to God I couldn't sleep at night thinking a spider or snake would bite me. Like they spoke about it so calmly like it was nothing and I was freaking out. At one point I felt my life was in constant danger. Like that's not normal. So for all Aussies Stop freaking out tourists. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@julesmasseffectmusic]

Cause it is nothing. Killed so many venomous snakes as kid I should still be in prison as most were protected. Not from me of course. Kept a garden hoe at the back door so I didn't need to enter the shed and check for spiders before killing the snake

[@Mangolorian-je3eo]

I’m an Aussie who has had many run ins with snakes, I’ve had a funnel web in my bed, wrestled Roos, and I’d take them any day over a US clawed fur covered murder tank.

[@adrienneclarke3953]

I grew up in Australia. At the top of a hill near the beach was a sign, "Ashtons Lookout". For years i thought Ashtons was a type of snake.

[@4343DEB]

😅

[@emmanuelgunn8484]

That’s the most poisonous snake in the universe!🤣

[@kimgott8635]

I can't get enough of Kevin Hart! The only person that can make me laugh ALL THE TIME

[@maxharrison257]

Hello Kim 👋👋

[@eduvivan2562]

Jesus Christ suddenly a guy appears saying that he has worked with a Canguru. I didn’t expect that lmao

[@greenlatte99]

I love Kevin Hart. He makes people around him smile. He has a happy and pleasant vibe.

[@JaneNewAuthor]

Not just the animals btw. The ants bite too, and some of the vegetation is pretty nasty.

[@eve-lynkennedy5763]

I’ve lived out bush all my life. I’ve never even heard of kangaroos attacking genitals. Rip your stomach open sure but rip testicles off, no!

[@meilingflesa8140]

As an Australian this seems perfectly normal to me

[@makrostheblack4791]

As an Aussie, I can say with much conviction... he's lucky he didn't meet a Drop Bear!

[@aheat3036]

The most dangerous creature in Australia is the descendant of the British convict! 😂. Ivan Milat!

[@adritabiswas8192]

"Hold on, WHAT?! Where's the poisonous snake at?!" "Oh they're probably back there" "WHY ARE WE HERE?!" 💀

[@hetoyepthomi7418]

"why are we here"?🤣🤣

[@joking7081]

The Australian wildlife is not dangerous compared to other countries. Most wildlife in Australia will try to get away from you. Unlike other countries who have bears etc.

[@RPZSTA]

Or... worse. MOOSE! HIPPOS?

[@AdinAnderson-o9l]

Bears don't knock your doors everyday, the point here is you'll find magpie, kangaroos, dingos, snakes, spiders, wallabies on an everyday basis in your backyard in Australia. It's dangerous for tourists visiting Australia, we're adapted to it and it's normal for us

[@themoviehobbit355]

The deeper you go into Australia the more you have to be carful mate. You can't say that about australia man. Born and breed Aussie. I tell you now don't go too a waterhole more then two because crocs are most likely already hunting you Oh yeah before going into a dunny I would check in your Toliet so flush it first becuase you never know if a red back mind be under there Oh yeah I would check you shoes if there outside. Brown Snake, red backs ,funnel web spider love dark holes Oh yeah I wouldn't go up next too a big red. Aka red kangaroo This claws alone can open your stomach up One more then if your going for a hike. I would stay in the middle of the part and not wonder off. Red belly snakes and brownies will strike you if treated but your lucky. There more where's of you then you are of them Good thing we have some of the best vaccines for bites in this country

[@florentinadom6602]

Australia is one of the best sporting countries in the world and also one of the best wildlife preserving countries in the world. They are educated to appreciate their wildlife and to live in harmony with them. Fun fact, Australia also boasts the biggest coral reef in the world The Great Barrier Reef. Its a great country, try visit it sometime!

[@haneharhaelkhazor]

I agree with Kevin, as a person who lives in Australia god literally just pushed everything that can kill you to here

[@VoVina111]

y'all how do you even live there? 😭😭 Are you always on the lookout and on edge, or are you so used to it that it's not a big deal?

[@ttfreckleton]

I'm in Australia and it's really not that bad as outside people say. Kangaroos are more scared of you and will move away, same with snakes, spiders you do have to be careful of though. There's nothing else. We haven't got coyotes, bears, tigers, cheetahs, polar bears or things like that. Crocodiles are probably the worst we have - they will definitely stalk you and take you if they can, but they are only up north and in the wild.

[@VoVina111]

@@ttfreckleton thanks for your answer! Man spiders are the dangerous ones? 😖 I'm already afraid of spiders and the ones we have here don't come after ppl, just stay in the corner

[@munchkins123sassine4]

@@ttfreckleton exactly 👍 on ya mate! Keep it real!

[@RoxanneHudson-dd3bs]

Could someone please let every American know Koalas aren't bears.

[@noneofyourbusiness5433]

In Aus we have the Funnel Web spider, not only will it kill an adult, it's aggressive and will actually CHASE you. A friend found one in her baby's room, and it arched up and chased after her to bite her. That's a true story, not some Aussie talk it up story to make us sound cool. I'm an Aussie and I'm scared of them. In north Queensland we have a tiny jelly fish the size of a fingernail or so. You can't see it in the water, but if you get stung, you're in a world of hurt, can kill small children. We have to swim in full stinger suits during summer. My best mate lives in Carins, there is a 4m croc in a creek 2 mins from his house that the council is trying to get rid of. We also get attacked by a bird called a magpie every year. They will peck your head or rip on your ear when you walk or ride past their nests every spring. I laughed when one attacked my 6yr old daughter........it was a pure Australian moment. It's really not that bad, we don't have any big land animals that want to eat us like bears or big cats. For some reason Aus gets a bad wrap.

[@Jack_111]

7 years later.... KZbin once again recommended this video ...

[@bibhushanbhandari5795]

Sus on the editor for not making this video 4:20

[@John_C_J]

They tried. They even skiped the outro.

[@Metaphysicalgrace86]

I don't think angry is the correct word. Kevin is so small he's on the menu 🤣

[@OIdPudding]

Kevin Hart needs a podcast

[@andyedge7467]

He has one dude, "comedy goldminds" on Spotify

[@christinah864]

He has one!

[@Pitera2140]

Kangeroo guy always pops outta nowhere haha

[@annihilator3470]

I would love to see Kevin Hart react to a cassowary lol.