Dwayne Perkins Thinks Video Games Have Become Too Realistic | CONAN on TBS

Dwayne thinks that we might've hit a wall in terms of video game realism.
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Dwayne Perkins Stand-Up 07/25/13 | CONAN on TBS
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[@winterlandboy]

I like this guy. He's likable, writes intelligent material and delivery is great.Cool guy.

[@nigerianrocker7297]

Dwayne Perkins with his perfect delivery and timing.. awesome comedian I'm addicted to his material

[@Rivers18]

he got a smile like good ol' eddie murphy.

[@lunavieira3616]

I just realized this comic exists and I am already a Superfan.

[@noizefilms]

''not too far back'' hahahaha

[@chriscarr003]

He predicted Pokémon Go

[@m.l9765]

totally

[@danorcel32]

I like almonds.

[@hyacinthdibley2420]

At least you had the courage to say it. I like almonds too. lol

[@MRWEDAWEST]

Of course you do Biggie.

[@Genwakuu]

I like almonds too, good call on the almonds Frank

[@j.bernard752]

Good call. Courageous. We're basically heroes.🦸🏽‍♂️

[@jennifergersch9126]

Don’t creep me out

[@KONAROCK1]

Dude's special on Netflix is hilarious AF.

[@davidcowan3775]

lol Yeah, I saw it earlier today. lol

[@lslewis]

Yeah! I especially liked his "ratio joke" on Asian drivers. Refreshing and brilliant take on it~

[@fiddlesticksgalore]

KONAROCK1 YES! It is hilarious and clean.

[@adryanredbeard699]

"Ginsenga. Like ginseng, with an A."

[@judejp4324]

Thought this a good stand up, I like how it wasn't necessarily punch line funny, but more entertaining throughout and refreshing funny.. You get what I'm saying tho?

[@ryneckert]

Jude JP totally!! It felt like he was talking to the audience and not just telling jokes.

[@kighr3]

it's called observational comedy

[@MarcClarke]

Very funny...He will be on a sitcom soon. Smart, love his laid back delivery and he's also an author so I'm sure he has written a vehicle for his comedy

[@septpeter10]

One of the best comedian Conan had on the show. Good job

[@mas502arc]

I like this guy. The jokes weren't outrageously funny, but it was such a down to earth and relaxed commentary that gave me a chuckle.

[@blinkatreyu]

That buildup was great. Amazing delivery. More of him :)

[@FuckGoogle2]

Almonds is where it's at!

[@jban4692]

Good call, I like Almonds too

[@traysutherland8491]

same! I thought I was the only one!

[@theAlbertinator1]

I'm just glad someone had the courage to say it

[@khattabhassan5522]

"Take your ass outside!" Review Well the graphics are amazing.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Keenan Thompson, as Big Papi, has a sketch on Weekend Update where he says, you want a new dating app, go outside. Touché.

[@danielsanchezkomedi]

That video game bit was on point

[@kideus]

I like how he takes these everyday phenomena that people don't really think about that much and makes us see the weirdness and comedy in them :D That's always a good thing with comedians.

[@MrDryv3n]

''you could always play football, there's a thing you have to understand''

[@Netherwolf6100]

To me, he's not so much as funny but at least far more insightful than most people I've come across which makes me like him.

[@vonversace]

underrated

[@fenderstratguy]

I enjoy this guy's humor a lot

[@NinaDaria100]

I always come back to this video! I love it! Great comedy, cool man! :) Wish him all the best!

[@danmanjones]

That's some good material & he's not obnoxious... I'm confused, it's so often the other way around.

[@midwest4416]

Not too far back (pans the audience as sinking in) just 95. Working through Dwayne's material after watching Dry Bar

[@butterfliesinsidemj]

Same! ^_^ April 2021.

[@bendover4716]

He has an early Eddie Murphy vibe

[@xXthepunksparkXx]

+Butt Munch Because of he's teeth lmao !!

[@NilsFLindberg]

+dani routhless I think he's human, actually.

[@woodstpreuxpaul4396]

Shrek

[@Nitro192192]

No, he's right about that, almonds are delicious..He's absolutely right about that.

[@wickkidda]

"you are the controller" roughly translates to "you are the one being monitored for suspicious activity"

[@nicaiseloum1757]

funny guy! so happy that he is going to be in shanghai this week!

[@TheGiantBunnysaid]

There are multiple rumors about a few different places in the game where if you die, you get permanently transported to either a really good place or a really bad place. Some claim to have glitched the game and got transported there but their characters got revived.

[@Zonker66]

Love Dwayne Perkins... the realistic game bit... I remember Nick Swardin did it with fighting games. Wonder who 'borrowed' from whom. They're both pretty old routines.

[@themedallbees]

And this was 5 years ago, wow...2018 here!🤦🙌😍

[@reVSilverspine]

Pong was, in fact, NOT the first video game. It was Tennis for Two, which came out in 1958.

[@TheSpeakenglish]

His new stand up is now on Netflix. This riff is in it. Nice guy.

[@harryspooner]

Hilarious!!! The stuff about being wrong was brilliant :)

[@nothingtoseehere96]

WHERE WAS CONAN AT THE END SAYING "THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY"?

[@nickyfilaki9071]

The subject of his material is what I loved the most about this guy

[@ThemCoversMB]

Like this guy.

[@kieran.grant_]

I'd love to hear this guy's opinion on VR

[@ShadowCrowX]

Lol nice subtle Street Fighter reference

[@Ian-oc7gh]

GTA VI, now on the Get Your Ass Outside. Firearms not included.

[@Mesingel]

Yeah I went outside once, too. Amazing graphics, but the gameplay sucked. Also, too many people seem to choose the "idiot" class...

[@michaelgordon3552]

He makes some good points about almonds

[@calixa]

could social commentary, great substance to this guys comedy, really saying something, making you think. well above average.

[@nickcross7072]

Actually the first game was called space wars. It was slightly before pong.

[@ryanbentley8043]

i was at his live show lastsunday at guangzhou

[@Sander001Che]

I wouldn't pay $400 for a box that tells me to get my ass outside!! I'd wait for a price drop to $299

[@MrKingenn1]

It was the first commercial video game

[@RegularRyy]

did anyone else get that Street Fighter reference "AWYOUKEN" hahahaha

[@julybailey4239]

This guy is fantastic

[@bonnienedza55]

Love this guy😂

[@elijahcrossofficial]

What's crazy is I wrote "almonds" as my status the other day before this aired. Likes and comments more than my more important stuff.

[@williambrown3427]

I like this set fine, but he is normally absolutely hilarious. Check out his other stuff as well.

[@cheezmonta]

On the plus side there's no lag.

[@1drsy]

If we did happen to go back to old times, the newspaper would be our iphone.

[@Ian-oc7gh]

Remember, you can always run around a city stealing cars and shooting at people until they call the national guard gets called. you dont need a video game to do that, just get your ass outside.

[@jonathonbattiest4522]

awesome clean comic

[@senorroboto2k5]

Funny set! Another comedian discovered thanks to Conan

[@aaa77712]

This dude is funny

[@zaidbatayneh447]

yeah man, I'm glad someone had the courage to speak up about those potato chips, good call.

[@ThomasA.OlsenJr76333]

Too true... games, televised sports, movies, reality tv, and social media has destroyed the social society or what there was of it!

[@GSXRxxACE]

funny stuff, hes good with describing details

[@barbaradaniel4994]

Looks like Eddie Griffin, Tommy Davidson and Sammy Davis Jr.

[@giri.goyo_yt]

Has a Cosby vibe. I like Dwayne.

[@EbonyGirlSpeaks]

he could for sure replace Keenan Thompson on @nbcsnl he's very funny

[@Luvpandies1]

being funny and being an improv preformer are very different ball parks. Also your mentality that he would have to "replace" keenan is problematic in the sense that you are saying there can only be a few black cast members

[@iglooo102videos]

hahahaha…just to delete his Facebook …..

[@Amii-dw7jd]

I searched for the pong game and I got to play it on the page I searched it on. Fun simple game😂

[@luffis1985]

53 people recently posted something positive about almonds on facebook.

[@ChunkyCoffee]

Not to mention that in Outside you can't just jump off a 1000000ft cliff and land in water and not die.

[@jamisonescott2300]

Check out his comedy special, "Take Note." Brilliant funny.

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

He could pice Clarence. Endearing.

[@thetwogardens6048]

Dwaynes Great !

[@A55TRICKY]

That's what you got from that? You really need to " TAKE YOUR ASS OUTSIDE!"

[@Turner_D_Century]

You're right Dwayne Perkins, Kinect is pointless. I'm just glad someone had the courage to say it actually.

[@LordSandwichII]

Nobody likes any of my statuses! :'(

[@snow_blind_08]

+Lord Sandwich No we dont.

[@Yourmomma568]

This guy has seriously never heard of the biggest game of all time? outside? hello? it's been around forever too, my parents told me to play outside when i was a kid, because they played outside when they were kids. it has the best graphics ever, and it's got huge multiplayer maps. over 10 trillion players and counting. try it out. the new expansion "climate change" is totally throwing the balance for a loop soon, the patches are already affecting the meta, so now is a great time to get started.

[@monkeyXmonkey]

Next is virtual reality. Legit virtual reality, where it uses your brain and moves you into the realm of infinite imagination. You move normally like you always have, but in any world you want. :3

[@meiermeier29]

This was great. Beginning sounded too close to a bit Louis CK did tho.

[@armenak88]

Really good

[@flibber123]

This was very funny but I think the ending is flawed. The 'you could always play football' line was really the ending. When he says the new system will say 'take your ass outside' it is redundant, and it's spelling out the point of 'you could always play football' line, explaining punchlines is not a good idea.

[@CeasefireDigital]

dude's right. It's like smart comedy, though not so much conventional comedy.

[@jimmytto]

Also the game economy got all fucked by some guilds that got the game a long time ago, the GM is nowhere to be found, and the graphics are very outdated.

[@Crushfire24]

I know right! And the sex scenes are always cut short ...

[@oXxLOUDOGxXo]

Hey guys he was funny, I laughed bro.

[@FadingPixel]

Yea! when it drops $299 there are next version of that box2.0 for $400 and it says "get a life already!" ;) I can`t wait that one! One day man... one day...

[@jessnakaya7966]

I LOVE almonds!

[@ChocloManx]

shut the front door... :P

[@yossarian1633]

Conan is money at finding good new comedians, it's true.

[@sasabnis]

Next video game is gonna be Roy

[@MikeHenken]

That could quite possibly lead to humanity's ultimate demise

[@spiloFTW]

you dont get it, theres no food outside man!

[@donzaloog1400]

The newest game is called: "Go out there and get laid" Aw man! I've never beaten that game.

[@ProtoZealott]

The moment when the comments are funnier than the comedian...

[@mishukzoo]

Wich was it?

[@AnimefreakHQ]

I am waiting for MMORPG Virtual Reality of Grand Theft Auto

[@jestalk1]

I like almonds

[@EpifanesEuergetes]

I gave you a thumbs up. Because I like chips too.

[@PedroJohansson]

very funny!!

[@TheAhlivia]

Dwayne Perkins was funny, & so was your comment! ;)

[@jackbingle9307]

Amen!

[@MrOAKIL246]

funny and true.