Dragon Ball Z KAI Abridged Parody: Episode 3.5 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

[@Raniar]

"You peaked". Such a way to put every frustration I have about Gohan in a single sentence.

[@samji42]

Not gonna lie, i got triggered D:

[@feifeifeifeife]

And Piccolo said it from experience, in a group of people who have also experienced it.

[@ariefrachmat4346]

gohan: but i get stronger right? piccolo: yeah, but no agree, mystic gohan still useless tho

[@VibrantKawaii17]

Exactly

[@timothymclean]

I still like that Dragon Ball has one character who they tried to keep relevant after he stopped wanting to fight everything with a halfway-decent power level. All the other main characters are either completely forgotten or fight-sluts.

[@chesthomas7681]

"I never died in this version" And with that, this became the greatest Dragonball Universe

[@knightforlorn6731]

indeed. I was really happy for that little bit.

[@superqbone4622]

So he might be in the next Kai

[@boxtank5288]

This is now the BEST Timeline!

[@Werewolf_Korra]

But at what cost?

[@xtzyshuadog]

*BRO-BOT*

[@TheWhatisthiseven]

*"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke."* It's funny, but it hurts. It really hurts.

[@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63]

What about that one time he kicked super buu? That was slightly cool.

[@georgejakob1451]

@Haku infinite Nah Piccolo's dropout was simply stupid but he did more than well Krillin on the other hand...

[@finaladvance5085]

Respect OW!

[@georgejakob1451]

@Haku infinite I also wonder why after years of countless battles he hasen't improve the Special Beem Cannon but oh well

[@exessen1684]

Tien deserved better :(

[@prime7213]

The “this will age well” joke is legitimately much funnier years later

[@pikachuthecritic3940]

So…it aged well?

[@sankeethganeswaran3024]

why

[@smithyMcjoe]

It really fucking does, dickbutt still holds a special place in my heart.

[@Lubuntuuser]

​@@pikachuthecritic3940 yes

[@strider_hiryu850]

@@Lubuntuuser Cell: The Prophet

[@Amit-id2zx]

"I wonder what's next for me now" "You've peaked" Just ruined that boy's life right there.

[@woobgamer5210]

TBH... it's true. Gohan does nothing in the next arcs that remain in DBZ. His younger brother steals the show in the one movie he has relevance in. And in Super... he's even more useless.

[@shadowknight1121]

limeonion sad thing is he’s not wrong.

[@Aceofspades928]

He just ended that whole man's career lol

[@enchanced849]

@Green Beans it means that this is the best Gohan will ever be and will only go lower from here

[@xero0015]

@Green Beans The joke is this is the most important thing that Gohan has done in the series and it's also the last he doesn't get any stronger than this he doesn't have any more cool moments like this; that's it, it's over

[@sleshstamp]

"I get stronger, right?" "Yeah… but no..." Accurate description of Dragonball power scaling.

[@howedaddy6122]

Not really :/

[@oskahh9141]

@@howedaddy6122 except it is lol

[@Icewind007]

@@howedaddy6122 Yes, he does get stronger. No, he is never as relevant as this again.

[@howedaddy6122]

@@oskahh9141 how's that?

[@William-Morey-Baker]

@@howedaddy6122 it kinda is though... Especially in Gohan's case.

[@kourtneyr.scruggs0988]

Plot Twist: Since the series was cancelled, Gohan became the New Goku, but because Gohan isn't a proactive character, nothing else of merit happens and they all live happily ever after.

[@tastedivinefury2198]

kourtney scruggs 🗿

[@wabbatal]

69 likes. Nice.

[@SXA_Assassin]

and Goku’s second child hasn’t been officially named! So I declare it be named Clark!

[@tastedivinefury2198]

shadowassassin925 so he HAS a daughter

[@ChiefMedicPururu]

@@SXA_Assassin Uh, no, Goten still exists, he's still a baby, tho, at where they are now.

[@SupermewX300]

Just noticed that in the Kikoho scene, Tien has blacked-out character portraits under his own of 16 and Piccolo. The attention to detail.

[@Vohlfied]

and it costs him life to tack on more attacks, and the "DOWN" when he goes down.

[@thecatastrophe132]

It was even playing his DBFZ theme, in addition to costing 6 meter (activation + 3 follow ups) lol

[@ruggedlemmings9163]

"GOHAN IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT HE STILL DOESN'T DO CRAAAAAAAP!" -Denizens of Frieza Planet 419.

[@PrinceTrexus]

Rugged Lemmings I CAN SEE THE FUTUUUUURE!!!

[@cdubbau135]

"No one ever goes to Frieza Planet 419." -Vegeta

[@HavikXIII]

Man, youre really dusting off some boxes for that quote. Respecc

[@WanderingTayson]

Rugged Lemmings gawd damn kannassians, they couldve warned us!!

[@tyrant-den884]

Gohan is the main character now! Fanboys: 😭😭😭😭😭😭🚼🚼😭😭😭😭😭🚼😭😭😭😭!!!! Geez fine, Goku's back.

[@akumati86]

Love how they at least acknowledged the year long wait between episodes 59 and 60.

[@darkeneddoom5278]

It could be, or it could be the fact one day in the real world is one year in that room

[@KrotharSmash]

@@darkeneddoom5278 They mean when Goku gives up against Cell but okay.

[@sauce1820]

Daniel O'Keefe no that’s the hyperbolic time chamber

[@darkeneddoom5278]

Ahh the rooms the same, goku couldn't say it so popo changed the name again

[@sauce1820]

Daniel O'Keefe ya but I missed the hyperglycemic lion tamer

[@chungus5881]

"I wonder what's next for me" "You peaked" Favorite part of the entire episode

[@wisemankugelmemicus1701]

OMNISAIYANGOD9000 OMNISAIYANGOD9000 I mean, what about Mystic Gohan?

[@edgehead2695]

Wisemankugel Memicus What ABOUT Mystic Gohan?

[@SaLaDmAn.]

@@edgehead2695 what about mystic gohan?

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 He came, he saw, he threw down until he became a powerup for the villain then died.

[@egeorgiades93]

Well Yes, but actually no.

[@jessefrawley5493]

"I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say." - All of takahata101's characters

[@booperdee2]

NNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

[@JackSilver1410]

Hilariously derailing one-liner.

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

He's great at voice acting and anyone who disagrees is wrong. And I feel bad for them, being wrong sucks.

[@CapnShades]

Who tf tryna say Taka doesn't have acting chops?

[@codetaku]

@@CapnShades There are some idiots out there who at the time were arguing that Taka takes all the spotlight in a scene which detracts from the rest of the show whereas the reality is that the absolute spotlight role was given to Taka because he was the only one who had enough showmanship. Not even Lani and his wide range could compare to Taka's raw energy.

[@Distamorfin]

The saddest thing about DBZA being cancelled is that we'll never get a joke about that time Videl rides Gohan's face.

[@alex-c3y3w]

Distamorfin are they not going to make any new episodes? When did they say that?

[@VesperDoesStuff]

@@alex-c3y3w theres an entire video about it

[@hairman6535]

Huh, that's sad. I wonder what joke they would have went with for that scene.

[@squidyy2k]

There are so many amazing scenes in the Buu saga y’all don’t even know. Goku figuring out Krillin fucks, Sayiman, the mother fucking play that tfs actually dubbed for kai. I’m so sad it had to end here.

[@kidgohan8695]

We also wont see dende freak out when he finds out about gohan and videl

[@LuckiSir]

1:54 "This is the last cool thing I'll ever do, there is no joke" " *_Respecc_* "

[@kidtaka6754]

Mr Lakiro bruh I was yelling out yes SHIT TIEN sorta trash now I remember that moment my respect for him was so high but now it’s like eh don’t get me wrong tien still sorta cold I mean he kept up his training unlike gohan smh

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

"Merry Christmas!"

[@demetriusprime1505]

@@JCBagginsAgronai And a Happy Hannukah to you.

[@NDJunction]

Sorry, new balls. Who dis?

[@ElecTrishian924]

Man, I just saw Plague of Gripes' video on Tien getting left behind because Toriyama plot magic'd every other character to insane levels and just forgot about him. Poor Tien.

[@HandlelessTML]

"No I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of bitch" I totally forgot the king was a dog let alone a character until this

[@CyanicCore]

I miss his relevance.

[@RetepAdam]

King Furry. That line was amazing.

[@brandonmartinez476]

Lol i never got that until now

[@bergerloos5014]

Still dont get why that would be racist?

[@brandonmartinez476]

@@bergerloos5014the word bitch can be used in regard to female dogs which can be seen as negative. Im sure you know but just to elaborate, bitch has all kinds of different meanings but most of the time its slang for something vulgar and/or derogatory. In this context dogs aren't just a breed of animal they are basically people and are part of the human race in dragonball so it could probably be considered along the lines of calling someone the N word, F word, etc. Its basically a racial slur for dogs. Best way i can describe it, hopefully that makes sense lol

[@tabikat]

"btw we don't have dragon balls anymore" "THEN WHAT ARE WE IN!?" favorite line

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Goku fix.

[@indigoimp0446]

Okay, so I'm God now?

[@killer92173]

​@@indigoimp0446 bet.

[@arthurorlandini3192]

​@@killer92173 Sick : )

[@arisans2987]

​@@arthurorlandini3192 Tournament time!

[@Piledriver86]

"We're friends now!" "But I want to kill Goku..." "Most of my friends did!" ...holy shit, that's true.

[@MrLaryece]

Krillin himself wasn't too fond of Goku at first, too

[@Gameorama91]

Yeah, but he might be the only friend Goku has that didn't try to kill him at least. Him and any of his teachers like Roshi or Korrin. Bulma shot him in the head, Oolong tried, Yamcha tried, Launch shot at him so kinda tried, Tien tried, Piccolo REALLY tried, Vegeta tried, Androids all tried...yeah pretty much all of them.

[@amazedsatsuma]

@@Gameorama91 you forgot Chi Chi who prolly wanted him dead a few times after they got married 😂

[@oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649]

@@amazedsatsuma But a wife doesn't count as a friend, so...

[@twinodoom]

Who doesn't want Goku dead, tbh

[@juelz8090]

The disappointment in Gohan's face when he found out he peaked is exactly how i felt watching the rest of Dragonball Z

[@z-man1237]

Julian Gomes it’s how we all felt

[@Hunter-pt4zy]

Truer words have never been spoken. I could almost make a cri.

[@unc54]

Is the Buu Saga really that bad? I stopped watching after Cell Saga and the only reason I even finished that was because of TFS.

[@ther3aper561]

@@unc54 Some parts are so amazing theyve gone down in anime history, like Majin Vegeta (Vegeta gets reeaaaaal bad again) and imo kid buu, plus Gohan gets a chance to shine for a small arc. But the rest of the saga is so filler filled it's almost unbearable. I would suggest checking out the official Kai version of the saga though

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Gohan: So, then it's... Piccolo: All downhill from here. Gohan: Like Yamcha. Piccolo: Eh, more or less.

[@bigdoggo9173]

Tien: "This is the last cool I ever do. There is no joke." Cell: *pressed f in chat*

[@Tronplex]

F

[@davidhong1934]

F

[@piedpiper1185]

F

[@tec590]

F

[@masterj2cool2000]

F

[@gabeway6592]

"But at what cost? Oh right, no cost." The entire series in a nutshell

[@F0rev3r.B0red]

Hooray!

[@godnyx117]

GOATED comment!

[@DM-Oz]

Unless your name is Future Trunks, with a capital F, cause then even when you win, you lose

[@godnyx117]

@@DM-Oz I just thought! Couldn't they wish Shenron to revive people from his Timeline?

[@KaitouKaiju]

​@@godnyx117 There is no kami therefore no Shenron

[@coleboone8826]

TFS: This will be the last canon episode of dbza there is no joke Fanbase: Respect

[@noogai3212]

All the best to TFS in the future

[@overhead0294]

Plus ultra

[@kingdedede6982]

AH BEANS

[@theridley8431]

I DID IT MYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAY~

[@videonmode8649]

They ended it on a good note

[@SchneeflockeMonsoon]

TFS died here. Me: “Do you have any last words?” TFS: “We were hilarious, and you will quote everything we said...”

[@EduardoTorelly]

QUICK, BRING THE SUPER DRAGON BALLS!

[@tyrant-den884]

Respec

[@mr_fahrenheight1728]

Ah, they'll be missed.

[@KennethSee]

Time for Team Three Star to rise!!

[@romanliu4963]

I don’t think so because there last words were “by the way I never died this version”

[@killadog84]

"i killed us all!" "Nope. Just me." that is simultaneously depressing and hilarious

[@duskulllz]

I believe that's called deprarious.

[@Mashu_achbard]

It hurt but made me laugh so much

[@AlphaFoxDelta]

Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch

[@acrossity9291]

Divine Beast facts

[@Mars_over_seer]

Abridged: Cell hates Tien for spamming Kikoho and preventing him from absorbing 18. Abridged Kai: Cell respects Tien for doing one last cool things without making a joke.

[@niserresin2006]

I mean he respects him in both. Note that he consistently refers to him as Tenshinhan instead of Tien.

[@hiderryce1861]

I had a huge smile through out the video until piccolo said “you peaked” then I frowned because yes he indeed did peak.

[@ginmalaker4638]

Even his hair peaked.

[@RickyUzumaki993]

martir portillo Same here

[@noodlerice4909]

martir portillo what is peeked

[@renelright1772]

he didn't. mystic gohan is his peak

[@thavidu78]

@@noodlerice4909 It means that was his limit, that was as much character development/power he was ever going to get. Also, it's kind of funny sometimes I think early-teen Gohan would have done better against Broly than actual teen Gohan.

[@johnthebopper]

"You peaked." Ouch, it hurts because he's right.

[@XPikachu64]

"they hated *your nickname* because he said the truth"

[@oH_._]

That's one truth we don't wanna hear. But it's a truth that becomes so blatant later on.

[@MrBankaikenshin]

He does get stronger at least. WAY stronger.

[@Neruchuu]

@@MrBankaikenshin yah... no

[@bertmhe]

Can anyone explai what does that mean?

[@cjytp]

"I'm the only serious character in this show. That's the joke." - Tien 2011 "This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There's no joke." - Tien 2019

[@connorhopkins2709]

"I'm the only *Straight Man* in this show. Aaaand thats the joke" You literally missed the joke.

[@BTAL1ama]

@@connorhopkins2709 No, that's what he says, and yeah that is what he means

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

Respecc

[@darx7684]

Wait, 8 years?!

[@elcalabozodelandroide2]

@@darx7684 si Somos viejos

[@andorchadas7407]

"I like the Road Runner" BECAUSE HE'S A BIRD!!! OH, MY GOD!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GOT THAT!! LOL!!!!!

[@TankTheDragon]

"I'm a fan of Sam Sheep Dog myself" is also good cause each one is just the dog protecting helpless animals from a wolf for 10 minutes

[@buddermonger2000]

​@@TankTheDragonthat one is a bit more obscure

[@bassplay666]

I mean there’s also Foghorn Leghorn but RR is just cooler

[@ThePrez1993]

​@@bassplay666"That is a big bird."

[@MigmaStreet]

Gohan: I wonder what’s next for me? Akira Toriyama: im about to end this mans whole career

[@godbearxd]

@Johnathan Rogers I mean you could have more than one useful character but...I guess not. 😔

[@spongeaang98]

@CrystalFire7 No, Toriyama was actually trying to make Gohan the successor of the Dragon Ball universe from the beginning but the fans didn't want him to. Goku was meant to die on Namek and even that didn't work out, he tried killing Goku more explicitly. Thanks to that bullshit, we see Goku as the savior of everything and nobody else gets to shine for it.

[@Centeolt]

Actuallly Toriyama wanted to replace Goku with Gohan but it didn't sit well with the fans. In other words, he was forced to bring Goku back

[@KruelAidMan]

_MAGNIFICENT!_

[@ryanmak8480]

Mystic Gohan

[@robertlee1496]

“You’re Goku now...” This is like the most Goku thing that came out of Goku’s mouth this episode, and yes, that is the irony.

[@conormurphy4328]

A brilliant line

[@SuperWolsey]

Two-Face: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIIEE?!?!

[@tygerkid]

Goku:"i meant for now"

[@mattwo7]

"But I want to kill goku..." "Most of my friends did." He's not wrong lol

[@AlanGresov]

Let's see... Vegeta Piccolo Tien Jiatzou Arguably Krillin himself at one point 18 And Yamcha

[@Catkeeper]

@@AlanGresov Bulma even tried on the first meeting! And you can't forget Launch! Well...Toriyama did, but we don't!

[@mattwo7]

@@Catkeeper Neither did whoever made GT and the Z anime and Son Goku and His Friends Return.

[@mattwo7]

@@Catkeeper Wait Son Goku and His Friends Return was Toriyama... So... Guess he didn't forget after all..

[@faraanchowdhry406]

Every relationship he had was formed by a fight, even his marriage

[@TSfish94]

I like how in this version everyone is just a dick to semi-perfect cell and he seems so taken aback by it. “Hey dick lips!” “I’m gonna do you a fuck!” It’s the genuine and innocent “excuse me?” That cells it.

[@GenEric1305]

"NEVER!"

[@sternritter_d]

that cells it lmfao

[@shapeswitch_mood7221]

"Welcome to the rOoM of InFiNiTe BuLlShIt~!!" Accurate.

[@ginmalaker4638]

*Gotenks screams in the distance*

[@Dark.Shingo]

Word.

[@justinbryan6249]

It's no longer "That Effective" in DB Super.

[@curtishamilton5342]

Shapeshift_Moon: If I every talk about the chamber, I’m calling it that!

[@toadlord8594]

Shapeshift_Moon Indeed!

[@aiguels5518]

I'm afraid the "No, I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch" line is going to be missed out due to not many people remembering the king is an anthropomorphic dog.

[@GSXP]

its a good thing furries doent like dragon ball

[@nit1668]

True

[@twitchedfur]

I'm a furry and I grew up with dragon ball

[@SonGoku-777]

Ohhh yeahhhhh

[@NyJoanzy]

@@GSXP tell that to Sonic Fox

[@brunoduff]

Gohan: “oh God, I killed us all!” Goku: “no, Gohan, just me” I laughed, but my heart knows it’s wrong

[@kindtheking9349]

It is wrong he also killed gregory king kai and bubbles

[@CrazyYasha]

Goku could have taken them somewhere else. Goku killed king Kai Gregory and bubbles.

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Bojack: Yargh! Ye didn't kill me!

[@garbouwdeark9103]

If you think about it, Gohan was really just fufilling 16's last request.

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

"And now I am the dead...again! Blegh!"

[@michaelsnow3536]

The no hesitation straight into My Way by Limp Bizkit just got me. Man didn't skip a beat xD

[@abohsukampret]

DBZ Abridged: Cell sings "My Way" by Frank Sinatra. DBZ Abridged Kai: Cell sings "My Way" by Limp Bizkit.

[@remdolf07]

@@GSS126 No, Frank Sinatra.

[@remdolf07]

@@GSS126 It's BY Frank Sinatra not Elvis. Elvis just covered it. If you are still NOT sure go check the video description of TFS, even they wrote that IT WAS by Frank Sinatra.

[@117steveng]

Annoyed Orange he makes it perfect

[@sathu8317]

You know one of the members of Limp Bizkit became a director

[@edwardperez1244]

@@remdolf07 technically frank only sang the song he did not originally compose it though he is the person most people associate it with

[@lester_2020]

Cell: I'm 9 Guys! Burger and Fries! Android 16: Gundam Sound Effects! (while Gallant Char BGM playing)

[@BloodyBraces]

I thought that was Gum Gum Sound Effects. Boy does that make sense

[@superexclusive452]

lester_2020 Gohan is the best character in Dragon Ball

[@spookyrosev6467]

lester_2020 ...I first heard it as condom

[@ct-tw2ge]

"but at what cost" *Shenron appears* "Oh yay no cost" Basically the entire series

[@mariostarfan20]

HURRAY

[@dragomanx2416]

Tell that to future trunks!

[@TwizZter777]

@@dragomanx2416 Poor future Trunks. His universe makes Universe 11 look like Frieza's Hell.

[@freezeghost9170]

Tell that to Android 16

[@JamailvanWestering]

Killer Cell that never made sense to me, since Gohan could travel to King Kai and ask Dende to resurrect Gohan and Vegeta and Piccolo first and then the others

[@ajduong]

You know, the interesting thing is that Cell isn't really evil in this: 1. He wanted to raise a baby with Piccolo 2. 17 consented to being absorbed 3. 18 didn't *not* consent (I guess?) 4. He was actually friendly to Tien, showing respect and wishing him a Happy Hannukah 5. He tried to be friendly with Vegeta 6. He only slapped the Z Fighters, where he could have easily just killed them 7. He never said he would destroy the Earth if he won the tournament 8. He told Mr Satan to shut up 9. He never tried to kill anyone just for the thrills. He only tried to do it when he was called a dingus, and when Trunks "noooooo"ed his death 10. When he had his angry rant after killing Trunks, he never threatened to kill anyone, but simply demanded respect. 11. And perhaps most importantly, HE DIDN'T KILL ANDROID 16! :D

[@Garmiet]

........ HUH! Good call!

[@TrashHeapCustodian]

8 is the most important thing of all

[@timsmith618]

re:3, silence does not mean yes, only yes means yes

[@CATCHTHERAINB0W_]

Would love to see the “didn’t not consent” argument in court

[@michaelthesavior8740]

He just killed a baby in the first ten seconds

[@vincent207]

Gohan: “So it’s-“ Yamcha, Krillin, Tien, and Piccolo: “All downhill from here.”

[@mxie8208]

Gohan: like Boruto

[@demonkingofvalor8162]

@@mxie8208 I don't know what this Boruto is, but it sounds deeply flawed... Note: never wanted anything Naruto related so don't know much

[@slicewdb]

Gohan : I get stronger right? Piccolo: Yes but no no

[@obi-wank-enobi]

Not piccolo tho

[@blankd5179]

@@demonkingofvalor8162 amazing

[@TownOfCoom]

"By the way I never died in this version" BEST CANON

[@sarafontanini7051]

as long as he doesn't kill goku

[@EverfreeFire]

Adventures of Nappa and Android 16 time?

[@duffi5290]

Couldn't have asked for a better outcome

[@SgtSoda]

“This is the last cool thing I’ll ever do. There is no joke.” Love it.

[@gonggonglive]

I thought Tien kicked the shit out of SSJ2 Vegeta in the buu saga?

[@ieat1000banana]

@@gonggonglive wtf

[@TonyStark-vq9uu]

69th like nice

[@reboottheconsole998]

Respek

[@Kahanami]

@@gonggonglive Really?

[@kattastic9999]

I feel like we're ignoring the fact that the opening means Piccolo stood there listening to Cell sing the entirety of All Stars

[@phaethos]

Wouldn't you?

[@kattastic9999]

@@phaethos Fair. _Very_ fair

[@RealCandleJack]

16 survived this version........... BEST VERSION EVER!!!!!

[@FGC_JohnDo]

16 is Gohan new dad in DBKAI Buu

[@marshtomp8]

Lythero liked that.

[@ejm1225]

666 likes!

[@maskedbrobotdubs4741]

Tien:This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. No joke. Semi-Perfect Cell:*RESPECT*

[@the_University_of_War]

KI!!! KOU!!! HOU!!!

[@croixraiden3805]

Wait what about him deflecting super buu attack

[@tronmaster5704]

It was Semi-Perfect Cell that said that.

[@ETProducts]

@@croixraiden3805 noone remembers that

[@caseyhenderson2153]

*semi-perfect

[@EvoLando35]

"I am perfect and you will quote everything I say" literally the only thing I wanted to see

[@PokemonaMoni]

And from just your comment he wasn't wrong

[@skittlesilly]

Agreed

[@NICKatronMC]

*S A M E*

[@anthonyperozzi7429]

Krillin: *YOU ATE MY GIRLFRIE--* Ah.

[@NumberOneVillain]

"But I get stronger, right?" "Yeah, but....no" Literally the perfect summation of Gohan after Cell

[@therealestn]

“You peaked” No truer words have been said concerning gohan😞

[@pathora44]

At least he gets a hot girlfriend/wife but...he then gets an annoying daughter, ugh.

[@moshpit1012]

pathora44 at least he’s not a virgin

[@oneandonlysound99]

but then his wife is nerfed and left totally useless with no personality anymore either (at least in GT she had a personality, and a better design) @@pathora44

[@r0kems0kemrobot]

Best line

[@BrandedRamses]

@@oneandonlysound99 Bro, I don't what you been drinking but stay away from it. Videl's GT design is literally Chi-Chi's Z design but younger and with the hair down and to the back. You know now that I think about it, Videl's Super design is Chi-Chi's GT design but younger and the hair free.

[@jaydenzhen608]

"We're friends now" "But I want to kill Goku" "Most of my friends did." Truer words could not have been said Krillin is the only one of the bunch that didn't try to kill Goku

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

Kind of wrong though, Yamcha didnt want to kill Goku, he wanted to rob him.

[@mr.cranberry2329]

Well, Bulma and Master Roshi(maybe?).

[@creeperxox5384]

true but why rob from a child he has nothing of value

[@Raulgb5]

@@mr.cranberry2329 Bulma shot him in the head and Roshi send him on an impossible suicide mission, so kinda.

[@alan62036]

@@mr.cranberry2329 Bulma shot him in the face and Roshi made him wade through a fast movinng river with weights on his back. :)

[@Caddynars]

“This is the last cool thing I’ll ever do. No joke.” “Respect.”

[@finalexen7789]

Aw beans

[@RWAsur]

F

[@atari9477]

That part deceased me

[@MaJuV]

Sad truth. :-(

[@Randaches]

F

[@ChrisPeteG]

"You peaked" "What?!?" "Until Super Hero comes out, see you then Fam."

[@drago939393]

"And I'll fight new and exciting opponents, right?" "Yeah, but... No."

[@theannilators7479]

“I usually don’t get involved until things are at their worst” -Goku 2019 And also basically throughout this whole show

[@youngeclipse21]

That's not untrue

[@killadog84]

Think that was the joke lol

[@xtzyshuadog]

*This whole Kai episode* Meme to the *max*

[@Lawlietftw30]

"YOU'RE Goku now." Sometimes the simple jokes are my favorite.

[@Zieel]

I personally lost it at that one

[@notionofchivalry3002]

For now

[@CriticalDestructionX]

I dont get it

[@ImperadorPocoyo]

@@Zieel Because the plan was to the new protagonist of Z to be Gohan. But we saw how that worked out. Toei animation said "no" and Akira agreed

[@ari_sae]

cheeky Xenoverse reference?

[@franki3_baby873]

Piccolo saying "You peaked" is the most horrifyingly realistic line ever in anime and we all know it...

[@jherome95]

I never understood this, what happened? He didn't get stronger until Majin Buu saga?

[@assassindancer914]

@@jherome95 Like Piccolo said... Gohan: But I get stronger right?(He gets stronger only to get bested again because of Buu's absorption of Gotenks) Piccolo: Ya... but no(Saying he did reach his ultimate potential, but it didn't matter since Goku and the Spirit Bomb killed Buu in the end)

[@billlupin8345]

When he got stronger during the Buu saga, it was just to get Worf'd, so Goku could come save the day again. During the Cell fight, Gohan was the best fighter, a title that he would never actually get again. He peaked.

[@notme57812]

@T.P.A The Peoples Army he peaked

[@billlupin8345]

Remember how piccolo said "Yeah... but no?" He's referring to mystic. Gohan gets stronger, but gets his ass kicked by a weaker opponent.

[@ajshell2]

2:06: "And Happy Hanukkah to you" Cool. It's a callback to one of the christmas specials where they established that Tien and Chiaotzu were Jewish.

[@alexzero3736]

Is that because Chaoutzu always wears a hat? Kinda racist.

[@QuickDraw-e7k]

@@alexzero3736 No one cares

[@aidantoryk9488]

@@alexzero3736 no it’s because Tien and Chaoutzu’s VAs in DBZA are both Jewish

[@Vohlfied]

Christmas Tree of Might

[@greenrockgirl5150]

“We don’t have dragon balls anymore” “Then what are we in!?”

[@gaymare6236]

they're in Z obviously

[@Kittygamerz]

“Goku fix”

[@dylanmcshane9976]

Then*. Than is used for contrast or comparison.

[@yunalunarflower4876]

@@Kittygamerz Ok so I'm god now

[@john-olivierlukama1548]

@@yunalunarflower4876 bet

[@brandongalvan6603]

5:59 - Moment of silence for Gohan's future... But hey, on the bright side, at least you get to bang Videl.

[@62swordsmen]

And he banged her so hard she became a background character in Super

[@freeziboi3249]

He atleast got to beat a main villain, so he technically did better than Vegeta.

[@thedawsonator1628]

Not if Dende murders her first

[@slowmaru3030]

@@62swordsmen not she, they*

[@OneYuDBZSlayers]

@@62swordsmen because baby making just like all women in Dragon Ball and Super ruin Gohan to the point where they should never use him again.

[@Maxisamo1]

"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do, there is no joke" "Respect"

[@samp.4385]

AW BEANS

[@T_Dude]

HO HO HO! Merry Christmas MotherF*Tucker!

[@tjyoyo3]

*GOHAN IM HERE! * Gohan: tien! *Buutenks turns around and shoots tien out of the sky* Goku: oh man, tien's down for the count

[@Jafroboy]

Making Trunks go SS was pretty cool.

[@mrxbx9002]

*Respec

[@terrorofdeath3280]

I love that the dickbutt joke was dated even when this came out, and it just gets even more dated as the years go on. True art.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"Mmm this will age _well."_

[@9000And1Fails]

"You're Goku now!" It turns out that the real Goku was the friends we made along the way.

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Goku: For now

[@smiith5]

I thought it was a Metal Gear reference.

[@9000And1Fails]

@@smiith5 It might be. Honestly can't remember any quotes from Metal Gear aside from popular ones like "They played us like a damn fiddle!", "Kept you waiting huh?", and "You're pretty good!".

[@sotier4918]

"I'll be back next season"

[@KairuHakubi]

"You are Hagrid now"

[@Sydak]

A timeline where #16 finally gets to live. 'Bout time.

[@danielbedrossian5986]

You mean, it's time for resurected Dub of the North Star!

[@kamikat5354]

would’ve been better in tournament of power than roshi

[@jacobmercer3705]

When Goku comes back it's gonna be awkward af.

[@shinysamurott613]

@@kamikat5354 Probably would have, but since he's fully mechanical he probably wouldn't have been allowed.

[@whatevertrevor4105]

"Welcome to the room of INFINITE BULLSHIT!" imma use this fo sho....

[@FallenGodOfSins]

I'm so disappointed they didn't go like this. Mr. Popo: Welcome to the room of INFINITE BULLSHIT! Vegeta: F*ck's that mean? Goku: It mean next year will be tomorrow. Vegeta: BULLSHIT! Goku: Ex-actly!

[@aundrebrandonproductions4508]

@@FallenGodOfSins now I wish it went like that

[@Zihon]

they are in my bedroom?

[@savannahbancroftkaeliasaiy6115]

Vegeta! NANI!?!

[@bottleoftide4657]

Hiii

[@holierthanu1]

“We’re friends now” ‘But I want to kill Goku’ “Most of our friends did”

[@GlitchanBlack]

4:56 for My Way.

[@magicoA]

"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke."

[@Al_musawi14]

Respect

[@Ghost_AE86]

And happy hanukkah to you

[@dukedarkwood2098]

I can never get a read on that guy.

[@Al_musawi14]

@@Ghost_AE86 Thanks

[@jayhill8892]

Poor Tien.

[@BurningPenguin6]

"Hey we still doing those "Vs." videos?" "Nope!" "Ahh, no worries". AND THEN BOBBY HILL HAPPENED

[@zephyrorsomethinh1528]

"I liked that guy's coat"

[@TheGuardDuck]

Disappointing. Cell vs Alucard would ROCK!!

[@jotheunissen9274]

@@TheGuardDuck And it would go on forever I mean they can both regenerate from practically nothing

[@simbajunior1992]

ALUCARD

[@lucyfleet1944]

@T.P.A The Peoples Army He knew what was good for him

[@MrBahki]

TFS Fans: Wow. Wonder what’s next for us TFS: We’re done TFS Fans: What? TFS: We’re done TFS Fans: You’re kidding. After all that? TFS: Yeah, sorry. TFS Fans: But we get more DBZA right? TFS: Yeah, but no. TFS Fans: Oh.

[@zoch9797]

😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@adamohnmacht5155]

I hate how accurate this is

[@sine-spike]

At least HFIL is a sort of spiritual sequel to the DBZA universe.

[@michaelknasel1641]

I love the shorts they do

[@IGNXIII]

HFIL: By the way, I never died in this version.

[@Drakrylos]

5:45 "You peaked." *Gohan in DBS: Super Hero:* "And I took that personally."

[@regitriotrio5656]

Wish that could be the case for Tien taking "this is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke". Tien deserves power ups so bad.

[@ZeldaboyOG]

Yeah... That movie changed nothing. This was still his peak.

[@LeafMaltieze]

@@ZeldaboyOG I'm hoping the manga adaptation of the movie, and the eventual anime adaptation of that, give it enough build up to make it live up to it's potential.

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

The movie changed nothing. All it is is his attempt at reliving his best moments that already passed. It's honestly more sad than anything. The movie just retreads almost the same exact ground of the Cell Saga, down to the twin Androids and they even straight up bring back Cell...but worse. If they were going to retread the Cell saga, they could have at least brought back Cell in somewhat of his former glory...instead of a mindless husk that just resembles him. Cell Max is Cell with none of the reasons why people liked Cell. I can't for the life of me understand that decision one bit. Oh, and Piccolo even gets a powerup just like in the Cell Saga too. And just like in the Cell Saga, I'll bet that his new form will almost IMMEDIATELY get nerfed the next time a new villain shows up. Super Kami Piccolo got one good showing against Cell, and half a good showing against 17, and then that's it. Orange Piccolo will probably be nerfed the moment he sees Goku and Vegeta, and they reabsorb the protagonism from his system.

[@Silverslate]

I mean, all Gohan Beast did was make Gohan's ultimate state look like SSJ2 Teen Gohan again.

[@alricmalicorne321]

4:14 He slapped the perfect out of him.

[@goldennas]

Holy shit, I didn’t notice!

[@garycardona8278]

Had watch it again at half speed to really appreciate the transition

[@andyknightwarden9746]

Anyone else notice the Mario damage sound when Gohan did that?

[@Digighost_5]

Ya dingus

[@agamer9953]

It's the Super Mario philosophy lol ^^

[@PajamCam]

"This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke" "Respec"

[@mayoremanuel1989]

Tien gets to blast Super Buu that one time. It was almost cool.

[@Nessthegreat]

AH BEANS

[@Endermeen]

That’s probably my favorite line.

[@djtheking9764]

Nessthegreat HO, HO, HO! Merry Christmas motherf***er.......

[@DaFro3713]

DJ The Boy And a happy Hanukkah to you

[@Maietsu]

"I dont have a mom!" "Neither do i" Top 10 saddest anime moments

[@TK-pi7xf]

Naruto and sasuke

[@ermacmacro7136]

Goku yes you do!

[@ZJasmineDragon]

Martha? WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

[@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913]

*i am now a fucking cadaver*

[@Xolcm]

Piccolo: Neither do I. Cell: Neither do I. Android 21: I’ll be your mommy. Cell: You need to be stopped.

[@praetor_official]

"I'm Super Saiyan." "NO, YOU'RE ME!" Killed me

[@selfloathingweekly]

Cash.

[@strider_hiryu850]

do you happen to know the name of the song they used in the previous scene?

[@joshuavilla8918]

“Ranked me as 4th best under King Piccolo” 💀 they really called themselves out

[@Anim1013]

It's true tho

[@lillith7257]

@TKHulk (ToonamiKusagari) no he was an important plot device As a villain he's really not even noticable

[@brandonmeng8712]

@@lillith7257 .... except as a villain he was the first one to kill just about anyone of note.

[@jaredkronk4614]

@TKHulk (ToonamiKusagari) No one ever remembers poor Chiaotzu

[@NinjaAdorable]

I DID NOT get that reference !!!! Can anyone explain ??

[@hutchyboy9994]

“I am perfect and you will quote everything I say” Cell has officially joined the elite Dbza cast with nappa and guru

[@aleg2716]

How disrespectful... it's Super Kami Guru

[@cellva1682]

And 16

[@jaredwilliams1173]

Naaaaaiiiiiilllllllllllll

[@potsdam28]

Ale G He allows us to call him Guru for short

[@megagustman]

Also, it is Mr. Perfect Cell.

[@Montesama314]

The concept of Cell as anyone's "onii-chan" is never going to sound right to me.

[@Saiavinn]

I read this comment with a rather disturbed and strained mental voice, would you say that was accurate?

[@hioeo]

You right. He's more like my daddy~~ 😘🍆💦💦😩😋😜

[@SuperPuzzler]

I'm pretty sure that is exactly the point.

[@TheNightofWalpurgis666]

Cell is a weeb

[@Gonk373]

How did I have no idea this came out till now

[@Vultur3Kulture]

this was me TODAY!! Wtf. I never knew about this version. It's amazing 😂😂

[@Rizzob17]

I just found out too, like wtf?

[@vaultboy5492]

same bro

[@jondw]

I just learned about kai abridged because of the creator commentary

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

lol damn

[@Najvalsa]

"I am perfect, and you will quote everything I say." ~ Cell Hah! Good luck with tha-oh.

[@skranbets69]

"But at what cost?" The end of DBZA apparently

[@MultiSteveB]

There will be other ___A's.

[@adamfeliciano6321]

Stephen Ball won’t be DbA tho

[@Altraxus]

Yes

[@STH151NicoleFan]

Oh right that cost. HOORAY!

[@johnathonclayton6964]

New balls who dis?

[@AndrewCARNBORN]

I love how in the regular version, Cell sings My Way by Frank Sinatra and in Kai he sings My Way by Limp Bizkit

[@PrinceFloof]

Makes sense

[@NightmareKnight7]

This was my favorite detail, lol

[@Konguh]

It's my favourite joke by tfs

[@drilltotheheavens1695]

What is this Limp Bizkit? Sounds like a clone of Flaccid Pancake…

[@calmawaves8377]

@@drilltotheheavens1695 Jojo reference

[@averagetf2player727]

Tien: This is the last cool thing I'll ever do. There is no joke. Cell: Respect.

[@imaflei]

"I don't think it's racist to call the king a son of a bitch." It says so much about you guys that you take this absolute gold and use it as a throwaway. Amazing.

[@Dababs8294]

I don't get it

[@thegovernorvg]

The king is a dog.

[@elski5958]

So are t hese scenes that were cut?

[@thegovernorvg]

@@elski5958 no I dont think so, but that's not what he means by a throwaway. It just means a line that is tossed in there without real context to the narrative. It doesnt have to be there, but because it is, its funny

[@BigBoris]

The aggression in Cell’s voice when he said “sexual” had me laughing 😂

[@zaidhernandez4601]

Yup

[@johnfranklin87]

If words had a power level, the way he said that would be Ultra Instinct 🤣🤣

[@nichochan8681]

Read the captions

[@BigBoris]

@@nichochan8681 it’s still funny either way though

[@CadDriftarus]

That's his raw, SSSSSEXUAL energy at work

[@Kamikaze_4]

I lost it at: Gohan: "Oh no! I've killed us all!" Goku: "No Gohan... Just me..." That's some next-level childhood scarring

[@TheMonoxide27]

JK NOT DED LUL

[@yngvi2003]

NOOOOOOOO- **BEAM** blah-augh-- **DED-**

[@rag3raindrop800]

No! Enough of that!

[@ethanwatson6131]

Kusanagi /Ash Crimson i’m upset they didn’t put in “my baby boy”. Dad Vegeta is the best

[@BleachBubblegum]

"It's okay Gohan... you only killed your Dad...." I legit choked on my soup.

[@AmateurEditz7]

“JK NOT DEAD LOL" best line from every villan

[@strider_hiryu850]

wish they brought it back for Buu...

[@davidpallen7976]

“But I want to kill goku” “Most of my friends did” I mean krillin is not wrong

[@justposeidon3810]

Bulma shot him when he was a Kid Yamcha was willing to chop him up Pretty sure Tien wanted him dead Piccolo was trying to kill him to get revenge Vegeta tried to kill him along with the Earth So yeah

[@ManoredRed]

@@justposeidon3810 Also Krillin was a jerk to him when they first met. They only became friends later.

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

@@justposeidon3810 Actually, I'd say Tien is the one exception. He always wanted to give Goku a royal beat down, but never kill him. I think his master the Crane Hermit may have urged him to kill Goku, but he ended up realizing that his master was evil and broke off ties with him eventually.

[@Pharisaeus]

@@abrahamthebewildered1448 Tien fired kikoho at Goku during the tournament, knowing that if Goku doesn't jump he will be killed.

[@abrahamthebewildered1448]

@@Pharisaeus IDK if that counts though. Isn't that basically forcing Goku to ring-out? "Get out of the ring or die:" not "Die!"

[@Strassenschlaeger]

Cell: Can I just absorb the androids? Vegeta: No. Trunks: Yes. Cell: Please? Vegeta: Yes. Trunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is so accurate!

[@AlyoshaIsReal]

Monochrom what’s the dramatic music that plays there again ? I feel like I’ve heard this somewhere

[@Strassenschlaeger]

@@AlyoshaIsRealMe too, but I think just some generic sound effect.

[@AlyoshaIsReal]

Monochrom I remember now ! That’s in DBS when Goku abuses of Ultra Instinct and it backfires, wounding him very badly : This piece of music plays

[@Strassenschlaeger]

@@AlyoshaIsReal Oh yes, thank you a lot. Shame on me for thinking TFS would use something not DB related.

[@Strassenschlaeger]

@@DTBootlegs Really? Ive never seen Doctor Who, so I didn't notice it. But it's kinda fitting considering the fact, that the Saga also deals with time travelling.

[@MrPajamaShark]

Replacing Cell singing Sinatra's "My Way" with Limp Bizkit's "My Way" is the best joke ever

[@gokublackss4381]

I totally agree with you 💯

[@alfredtheanimatorillustrator]

🙌🙌 yes

[@teri.a1002]

@@Nomorechannel-t6e i was 39 min to late to make the joke good grief

[@ilyashiz]

After all these years I just realized that Tien says "merry Christmas" because he says "kikoho ho ho ho" like Santa. Am I dumb for getting this just now?

[@IruTheBear]

The best thing about this is that they're even joking about what people wanted and didn't get (like Alucard fight)

[@halipatsui9418]

I liked how goku said goha will fight cell i a year. That episode took so long to air lol.

[@IruTheBear]

@@halipatsui9418 even better that Gohan literally said NO and broke the sign

[@paneltwin]

Iruwentmad on god

[@zenopssmdk]

I can't tell if they cocked blocked us or teased us with this

[@IruTheBear]

@@zenopssmdk I think we got bamboozled

[@Tyr_Archalion]

"This will be the last cool thing ANY HUMAN ever does in DBZ. There is no joke."

[@Jetstar-97]

Respect

[@Jebu911]

Alltho krillin is still there but... yeah humans peaked.

[@EndellionQT]

@@Jebu911 Humans peaked in the Saiyan saga, last time they had an active role in defeating the main villain rather than just being along for the ride.

[@Jebu911]

@@EndellionQT Well to be fair in super roshi still kicked ass in the tournament so your statement isnt entirely true.

[@Zorak9595]

Well, until Mr Satan saves the entire universe by rallying the Earth to give Goku their energy.

[@starsiegeplayer]

"We're friends now." "But I want to kill Goku." "Most of my friends did." So true :)

[@TJF588]

starsiegeplayer - I’d heard, “Most of my friends dead,” like Goku’s status means nothing. Which, given the next arc...kinda?

[@keiganm1287]

@@TJF588 no hes refering how vegeta, tein, and piccolo all wanted goku dead before.

[@GopherAtl]

@@keiganm1287 you forgot yamcha. And, briefly, chichi. And oolong. And krillan himself - well, maybe not dead, but he really didn't like goku at first. Bulma never wanted him dead, but originally she was just using him as a meat shield and intended to trick him and steal his dragoball to make a wish in the end. Really, Roshi's the only main character who didn't start out as somewhat of an enemy to goku. Well, and Gohan, I guess.

[@Archgeek0]

@@GopherAtl "Bulma never wanted him dead" ...the very first action she took towards him was to shoot him in the head after she accidentally crashed her car into him. Luckily, the kid had an unusually tough skull.

[@kildaver]

@@Archgeek0 Depending on the scene, she either shoots him once or twice, but yeah, add Bulma to that list. :3

[@jadenb6322]

I love how with this they successfully abridged their abridge

[@yesimnotcreative6312]

17:"What are we going to do in the ground Onii-chan?" Me: I need my mental delete key

[@sauce1820]

A not-so-boring username I thought that in the first 20 seconds

[@SnakeMan448]

I am a mental delete key.

[@luminica_]

Pomf Pomf

[@fumarc4501]

I need an adult

[@0Raik]

Repeat with me: No chromo It's ok then

[@jarellsims5311]

“It means next year will be tomorrow” “NANI‼️”

[@francescobulletti9050]

No shit, i was sure i heard "It means next year we'll beat Moro" ahahah

[@JCBagginsAgronai]

XD

[@yashmody1]

"I don't think it's racist to call the king a Son of a B***h". In Dragon Ball, the leader of the city is repeatedly shown to be a Dog. Lmao.

[@mEhLord19]

Talk shooowww

[@Soulflayer20]

That's the joke, yes.

[@Astrothunder_]

That’s the joke, yes.

[@housinengi9512]

the king of the world is a blue dog

[@raincatchfire]

I think it's the country or world, not a single city lol

[@Xvhaki]

4:41 the amount of power in this scene

[@JoshioE110]

Android 16: By the way I never died in this version. Me: I feel MasakoX is making a what if video right now.

[@PS3PS2fan]

Who else but me is happy that 16 survived in this version?

[@getsnipeddown1885]

Sadhana *PlayStationFan* I’m also happy

[@rapogirl1391]

@@PS3PS2fan I am extremely pleased also!

[@Remi0dd6]

Another one could be what if Gohan didn't peak XD

[@Lightpaladin720]

Please be real!

[@reaperofthings]

“I JUST KILLED US ALL!” “No Gohan...just me” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!”

[@peta798]

JK, not dead, LOL. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AUGH!

[@zyxelztrife2408]

*NO! ENOUGH OF THAT!*

[@justinpullen1097]

Y'all been skipping my best shit since I got here!

[@mr.youtube4723]

@runk mn AHHHHHH THIS TIME IM GOANA DOO IT MY WAY

[@meiguanxi2027]

@runk mn So Dende on fucking Earth! You better recognize the crackle of my RAW, SSSEXXXUAAALLL ENERGY, and line your 1990s asses up so I can..

[@Sean-D78]

"I am perfect and you will quote everything I say" - Perfect Cell 2019 "By the way I never died in this version" - Android 16 2019

[@v2actingsus]

4:16 “Get lost you *d i n g u s . “* “I’m no *D I N G U S . .* *YOU’RE A DINGUS!”*

[@heavenlylucas8177]

*inflates himself* I L I K E M B I G!