I don't know why but watching techmoan review garbage products is fantastic 😂
@qwertyoscar3 жыл бұрын
I agree. This is one of the most hilarious videos by techmoan
@ReLive_Photos3 жыл бұрын
Maybe a new category like the Cheese ones... instant noodle videos doing awesome reviews of terrible products trying to find the good in everything.
@MrCageman3 жыл бұрын
I fully agree! Stuff like this makes my day
@foxrumor3 жыл бұрын
I just like that he does it in a very serious fashion. He really takes his time to tell you everything about it even know he knows its just dog shit. Fun to watch.
@ReLive_Photos3 жыл бұрын
@@foxrumor He's having a lot more fun in the latest videos, he did say he would try and be a little more optimistic about everything... Which is hard when you're British generally speaking.
@guspolly3 жыл бұрын
So “Tone sandhi” is a misguided translation of “变调”. In music, that word means “key change” or “pitch change”. But the term is also used in linguistics to refer to a situation in tonal languages like Chinese where the tone of a word changes when it’s next to a certain other tone - in English that’s called “tone sandhi”
@El_Smeghead3 жыл бұрын
Would it hurt for these Chinese companies to employ an English speaking person to translate for an hour? Drop Xiaomanyc an email 👍
@jayerjavec3 жыл бұрын
@@El_Smeghead ... and use some other typeface other than Times New Roman?
@mvl713 жыл бұрын
@@jayerjavec You want Comic Sans instead?
@jayerjavec3 жыл бұрын
@@mvl71 would reflect and communicate quality perfectly.
@markfergerson21453 жыл бұрын
@@jayerjavec And some other font size than 0.3mm?
@katelyn69893 жыл бұрын
I was almost under the impression that this wasn't a serious professional audio device but the 'Minions' button sold it for me, looks like a quality piece of kit
@beardsntools3 жыл бұрын
looks like it was made in 2010.. in fact if it wasn't for minions I'd say it was made in then 90s judging by other sound effects
@davidjgomm3 жыл бұрын
1:26 "Effective elimination of sound". Just what you want from a sound card.
@Charlesb883 жыл бұрын
You might want to be able to say mute vocals on a track you want to use for karaoke, but you wouldn’t want to mute the whole track, unless this just refers to a standard mute button function. Maybe a vocal mute was what they meant? Or maybe that refers to a mute function like the mute button found on many modern USB audio conferencing headsets.
@wesleymays19313 жыл бұрын
[ E F F E C T I V E - E L I M I N A T I O N - O F - S O U N D ]
@mattgreen53513 жыл бұрын
“Mat on Tat”. An unexpected midweek treat and hopefully the first in a series. 👍😊
@LongPeter3 жыл бұрын
Excellent name ☝🏻
@bolttracks3 жыл бұрын
I want an Ashens collaboration NOW 🤣
@oldfatbastad60533 жыл бұрын
good job his name aint Mitt
@LongPeter3 жыл бұрын
@@oldfatbastad6053 then it could be "Mitt mit Shit".
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
@@bolttracks yeah enjoy the night out. Thanks ladies
@fredbloggs59023 жыл бұрын
Now we need ‘Big Clive’ to show us how to reprogram the sound effects.
@ScumfuckMcDoucheface3 жыл бұрын
THIS. I can only imagine what that thing is like inside haha ooooh man.
@plushifoxed3 жыл бұрын
ideally with an "X-RAY"...
@s.m.g.93203 жыл бұрын
'Big C Live'
@laustinspeiss3 жыл бұрын
…or just to pull it apart… permanently!
@backacheache3 жыл бұрын
A quick Google seems to show there is some software to do it... but not in English
@Vamptonius3 жыл бұрын
"Thief" seems appropriate for what is clearly copywritten music.
@adrianohaha76593 жыл бұрын
Copyrighted music, in digital format, is a hoax in itself. You're right!
@Vladimir_Kv3 жыл бұрын
Well, this music was not picked up by KZbin's ContentID so maybe it _is_ free.
@Max-zi5wx3 жыл бұрын
It’s copyright not copywrite
@TVperson13 жыл бұрын
Shazam says it's this song kzbin.info/www/bejne/gKrFh2SjgZt4g6M
@hypnotised-clover3 жыл бұрын
Copywrite
@afk0133 жыл бұрын
For anyone that maybe interested, the thief button is a short sample of ‘Insomnia’ by Daya
@himbeerme3 жыл бұрын
Guess they called it thief because they definitely didn’t pay royalties for it haha
@drklueber3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that just plays whatever you recorded (stole) using the blue recording button...?
@spykillergames84023 жыл бұрын
ya idk why it does but it does
@noneofyourbusiness46163 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, I can't DJ your kid's birthday party. I tore my sanchi."
@colinr03803 жыл бұрын
"That sounds painful, do you need one of those rubber dougnuts to sit down on?"
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
T screwdriver
@eviltreechop4 ай бұрын
sorry to hear that, lake care.
@FlagstaffslowTV3 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness, I think we need to help Tore Sanchi escape her Chinese captors.
@papaquonis3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something Ashens would enjoy.
@Clay36133 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile!
@IntyMichael3 жыл бұрын
He would probably eat it. ;)
@needfuldoer45313 жыл бұрын
So when's the crossover episode? [Doot Deet] [Doot Deet] [Deet Doot] [The chord hit from the end of Techmoan's intro as his logo appears over Stuart's eyes]
@Deluxeta3 жыл бұрын
I need one to sing "Aqful" the way it was recorded.
@sirkastic3 жыл бұрын
who?
@Raveheart3 жыл бұрын
My expectations were low but holy sh**
@bobblum59733 жыл бұрын
*Techmoan:* We realize your biggest disappointment was when the LED VU meters didn't actually work.
@billfusionenterprise3 жыл бұрын
like the spectrum device
@ImCurrentlyNaked3 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is it seems they can actually work. When he was using different effects and sound, if you pay attention to the light, they rise and fall with his voice. Just like how he needed to plug in a mic to get another mic working, there's some weird gimmick in order to get the Lights working as well.
@bobblum59733 жыл бұрын
@@ImCurrentlyNaked I noticed that, too. Consistently inconsistent, or inconsistently consistent? 😉
@hydraulicsystems3323 жыл бұрын
@@ImCurrentlyNaked Maybe the do-nothing-light-mode is activated when it thinks there is no sound input, but that feature is broken or set to the wrong threshold.
@billfusionenterprise3 жыл бұрын
if you have seen some of those kids dj mixers, they have lights that do the same, somewhat respond
@dansassenberg14383 жыл бұрын
I'll take seven for my next Zoom call. I never did much like my job, anyway.
@dwaynezilla3 жыл бұрын
" _Help me_ help me" "I wonder if that is actually the woman being help captive who recorded all these things" Oh that explains a lot, hahaha
@NicleT3 жыл бұрын
She even sound like if she learn the sounds to make but not the meaning.
@NicleT3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewphi4958 haha! That’s hilarious!!!
@ShanetheFreestyler3 жыл бұрын
I believe the reason "Awkward" is a crow cawing is because it's an anime trope. In Japanese, the onomatopoeia for the sound a crow makes is "AHO" or "BAKA", which both also mean "fool" or "idiot", hence why you would hear a crow cawing when someone says something stupid. So you weren't too far off when you said it was like the old tumbleweed gag.
@nickwallette62013 жыл бұрын
I figured this would be a cultural difference. In the US, I would expect crickets.
@Muzer03 жыл бұрын
For a second I genuinely thought it would be because the crows sounded like they were saying "awk!" and laughed my arse off. But yes this does make a lot more sense :D
@mattgies3 жыл бұрын
@@Muzer0 What sort of call does an auk make? That would have worked on a whole other level.
@nitehawk863 жыл бұрын
Maybe its like "awk" as in the sound a bird makes?
@NoName-ik2du3 жыл бұрын
I seem to recall Ed, Edd n Eddy using a crow sound effect whenever someone said something stupid. Now I know why. Even without knowing the origins, it always cracked me up as a kid.
@gamecat6663 жыл бұрын
mentions 'strong penetrating power' and immediately goes to oven cleaner. Bless his innocence.
@xerxesYt1233 жыл бұрын
Bit of context/ explanation from a person living in Asia: This generic no brand "V8 sound card" is widely common and used here, i keep seeing Facebook streams that are using their phone to do livestreams and have this hooked up directly to the phone via usb and aux, and this inexpensive thing also enables for external mics to be plugged in to the phone, the unbranded BM-800 is a common mic being sold with this too in some online stores. I personally dont use this because the quality control is lacking and there is a 50-50 chance that the unit you will get is broken from the factory/shipping.
@iamperplexed46953 жыл бұрын
Quality control in China lacking? I am shocked.
@jestempies3 жыл бұрын
@@iamperplexed4695 Everything is made in China, with all levels of quality control. But when you buy the cheapest stuff, you don't get any quality control because it costs money.
@cleitonfelipe20923 жыл бұрын
@@jestempies You can have Made In China, or Made in P.R.C. (the more communist side of Chinesium manufacturing) which is generally the worst of the worst
@iamperplexed46953 жыл бұрын
@@jestempies I am shocked.
@t0talschad3n3 жыл бұрын
@@cleitonfelipe2092 PRC and China are the same thing, what are you talking about?
@johnhodgetts66173 жыл бұрын
10:42 I think mute or "vocal cut" is designed to remove the existing lead vocals from a recorded song so you can sing over it yourself. It just puts the right channel out of phase with the left and mixes them into mono, thereby cancelling out anything in the centre, which is typically where the lead vocal is placed. A filter prevents it from removing the bass, which is also usually in the centre. You would need to connect a device to play the background music, which is probably where the Bluetooth comes in. The key changing button probably pitch shifts the backing music into your desired singing key.
@Vcen73 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same thought - this device probably works better (as a relative term), if it's supplied with music on another channel. As an example, the Dodge effect is almost certainly "Duck", which doesn't make a quack sound, but 'ducks' one signal out of the way of the other. So you'd be talking while the music was playing, and the music would 'duck' out of the way of your voice while you were talking, then go back up in volume whenever you stopped. Monitor is probably for just that, a monitoring channel, where you can hear all channels at the same time.
@chocomallows25593 жыл бұрын
Yup, you connect a second phone or a laptop (that will play the music you'll be singing along to) to the Live 2 or the Accompaniment port at the back.
@lmfsilva30003 жыл бұрын
That "help me" is around as convincing as the Amiga speak function I used for a Nine Inch Nails cover.
@Junkotherstuff3 жыл бұрын
"It has a strong penetrating power. Sounds like a cleaner." To be honest, I was thinking of something completely different. And I'm not even ashamed to admit that.
@WardancerHB3 жыл бұрын
sword?
@bertramspielt3 жыл бұрын
@@WardancerHB No... I think, he's a car guy and uses penetrating oil.
@TheFerrango3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, hollow bullets
@anonUK3 жыл бұрын
Ooh err missus...
@heedmywarning27923 жыл бұрын
Were you thinking of an oil drill?
@adrienfourniercom3 жыл бұрын
Let's be honest: if one those buttons played "Flippin heck", you may have find this the best sound box ever.
@billfusionenterprise3 жыл бұрын
there is model in which you can record sounds into
@jamesduncan67293 жыл бұрын
You mean, "flippin' 'eck" 😏
@8bitwiz_3 жыл бұрын
I see a great need for the Techmoan Sound Box. With such features as puppet voice, anti-copyright scrambler, and a wonderful assortment of buttons such as "Flippin' 'eck", "Jolly good", "Brilliant, "We've got these little flashy lights", "Oh, that's a relief", and "We'll find out in a minute!"
@tomasviane38443 жыл бұрын
Or "got a pocket full of shrapnel"...
@adrienfourniercom3 жыл бұрын
@@8bitwiz_ I'd buy 5 of them, immediately
@StupStups3 жыл бұрын
I often chuckle at Techmoan videos but have never laughed as much as this
@bobuilt103 жыл бұрын
I agree, for reasons I can't explain this had me in hysterics. Brilliant.
@neilparnell20893 жыл бұрын
yes, really made me laugh on this one
@mpstrgc1123 жыл бұрын
Someone smarter than me could probably circuit bend this into an instant classic noise machine.
@Dragon-Slay3r Жыл бұрын
So smart
@SuperChengzi3 жыл бұрын
"Together Up" should be "一起上" in chinese, which actually means "Go together" or "Fight together". Feels like it is translated by someone looking at a dictionary.
@seanobrien71693 жыл бұрын
Hundreds of thousands of Chinese people speak English better than I do, I always wondered why these companies can't find people to write instructions for the US market...
@ComradeMario3 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 Excatly! It feels like they don't care as long as there's "English words" on the product...
@gamesmithoz3 жыл бұрын
So maybe they meant to say "Team Up"
@SianaGearz3 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 Odds are, these Chinese people have better things to do than work with a shady low-quality audio company.
@killerbee25623 жыл бұрын
@@seanobrien7169 That would cost money.
@michaeldeloatch74613 жыл бұрын
I hope that henceforth Matt will record all future techmoan episodes with Tone Sandhisation enabled.
@Thermalions3 жыл бұрын
He used to do pretty well with the Muppets segment without it. Such a shame KZbin's policies put an end to them.
@zh843 жыл бұрын
I am reminded of Ashens and the "Violin: beautiful sound, strange shape" with the "talk like a fool key" and "funny laughter key".
@juanmanuelroman83773 жыл бұрын
Antonio Stella Bottom Tile
@zh843 жыл бұрын
@@juanmanuelroman8377 The only possible answer to that, as you know, is Ji Plug Pu Melon Nai.
@dcflake56453 жыл бұрын
Retrieval Mankind's Batman.
@zh843 жыл бұрын
@@dcflake5645 It's spelt "Retieval" :-)
@Alibm803 жыл бұрын
First thing I thought of!
@joshuarosen62423 жыл бұрын
This was one of your funniest videos. Your dry humour and the absurdity of this gadget were an amusing combination.
@datajake19992 жыл бұрын
You know you are getting an amazing product when It has low bitrate MP3 sound effects.
@MewtwoExMasterMusic3 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh. The Chinese voice over won me over. Preorder canceled lol
@范無救-w3x3 жыл бұрын
This channel was built on Chinese voiceover products. Obviously back then this channel didn't make fun of Chinese voiceovers like it does now.
@lordpitnolen21963 жыл бұрын
A great machine to use when speaking to some call centres.
@enemdisk66283 жыл бұрын
You might found the original intent of this device!
@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep3 жыл бұрын
This is like Techmoan meets Ashens, I love it.
@DrQuadrivium Жыл бұрын
Every home should have one... it's robust, _(un?)_ reliable and easy to clean.
@joshuascholar32203 жыл бұрын
My first thought when I saw "Minions" was a minion from Despicable Me singing "banana." Imagine my surprise that it WAS meant to sound like minions from Despicable Me.
@nthgth3 жыл бұрын
@@mikosoft I mean it's a Chinese product, what else would you expect
@TimGillespieSoundSurgeon3 жыл бұрын
I'd guess that "dodge" is a vocal ducker for dipping the music when you speak.
@RealGengarTV3 жыл бұрын
Side chain compression
@livinghere19723 жыл бұрын
or limiter
@icedream39873 жыл бұрын
For which the intended term would then actually be "ducking."
@jammadamma3 жыл бұрын
yeah, ducking and sidechaining is the same, imo...
@icedream39873 жыл бұрын
@@jammadamma I was implying that's what the translator tried to go for but then mistranslated
@jelliclecat93723 жыл бұрын
If you tore your sanchi, I'd see a doctor.
@platypusfrenzy3 жыл бұрын
My uncle tore his sanchi when he made his first oontempt at lake care.
@jelliclecat93723 жыл бұрын
@@platypusfrenzy Ooh, nasty. 😳
@GrandTheftWatto3 жыл бұрын
*laughter button*
@napoleondynamite23243 жыл бұрын
What is that
@billfusionenterprise3 жыл бұрын
don't you mean tore you sacki , explains the high pitch (like landing on bike seat hard)
@simonallen9339 Жыл бұрын
Laughing hysterically at this video from start to finish. Already had yoghurt spitting out of my mouth at the "have to get me one of these, it's ridiculous" comment and it went uphill from there. 5/5 yellow berets. Will watch again.
@enp820033 жыл бұрын
After watching this video I can hit the contempt button!
@caparn1003 жыл бұрын
The *Dodge* button reduces the level of the music while you speak and turns the music volume up after you have stopped speaking. It's so a DJ can be heard above the music.
@TheSynthnut3 жыл бұрын
Yes, should be called "duck" as ducking is what it's called normally
@dunebasher19713 жыл бұрын
@@TheSynthnut Given that "duck" and "dodge" are both used in English to mean avoiding something, sounds like misinterpretation of a dictionary.
@daveash95723 жыл бұрын
That's called audio ducking on my video editing software, but that does make sense. Does it actually have that function though?
@static-san3 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud at the depressed robot reference! :-D (Hello Marvin!) Otherwise what a weird little box!
@DiverCTH3 жыл бұрын
This came from the same factory as Marvin. No wonder all the diodes down his left side hurt.
@gg_vard3 жыл бұрын
Was a bit surprised with a Wednesday upload! Always love an extra bonus video
@hawkeye4543 жыл бұрын
Matt's humor is nothing short of epic.
@rob12533 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if you had any fun making this video but I couldn’t stop laughing watching it. Thank you so much!
@jerrylu5323 жыл бұрын
Just checked the original product in Chinese. It seems that "Mute" (消原音) refers to eliminate the original vocal track from music so you can sing along, similar to what's used for karaoke. "Dodge" (闪避) seems to reduce the volume of music when someone is speaking so they could be heard. According to the product page I found in Taobao, the purpose of this product is to provide a out-of-box audio mixing solutions for gaming streamers / live-stream sales / online karaoke. Most people don't have much experience with audio mixing software, and some of them uses their own smartphone for broadcasting, so this device makes some sense. The listing price in Taobao is only 98 CNY (~15 USD), and it seems to have more than 6k reviews, mostly positive, although I am not sure if these reviews are all genuine. Some other words used for black buttons (most of them have a specific meaning in gaming I guess): Contempt 鄙视 Awkward 尴尬 Gun 枪声 Take care 注意 Fall in 集合 Leave 撤离 Minions 小黄人 Mush 么么哒 Thief 贼啦啦 Together Up 一起上 Good Fight 打得不错
@jerrylu5323 жыл бұрын
@@Garbaz Sorry but I am not that familiar with memes used by these streamers, but I think your guess is probably correct. Both 贼拉拉 and 小黄人 are possibly memes widely used in those streaming activities I think.
@DjZiggy23 жыл бұрын
The crow could be a reference to Anime, usually if someone does something stupid a crow flies and cursing in japanese.
@Fuzy2K3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking they thought "Awkward" meant the sound of a crow. "Awk! Awk!"
@djdrwatson3 жыл бұрын
9:09 I think Techmoan's muppets would like the voice pitch changer effect!
@jason_a_smith_gb3 жыл бұрын
Like to see a sketch with it... Be fun.
@frankverhoeven80273 жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking one for the team, this saved all of us £30 and a lot of time.
@lukeweeks34703 жыл бұрын
The reverb is reminding me of the video where Mat looks at a MIDI player, and sings an *AMAZING* cover of "Get Lucky" 😳😂
@esalehtismaki3 жыл бұрын
I could understand that as a toy. They have these weird "kinda like the real thing" functions.
@billfusionenterprise3 жыл бұрын
ever see a kids dj mixer?
@joelkulesha82843 жыл бұрын
Imagine the power of controlling Tore Sanchi!
@jennybean90653 жыл бұрын
That "gun" sound effect sounds like the being of the opening theme of Are You Being Served
@mrpositronia3 жыл бұрын
maybe the 'Together up' sound was supposed to say 'Going up'.
@espurious3 жыл бұрын
"This video I'm making is so long, I'm going to make a video in the middle of it."
@Fuzy2K3 жыл бұрын
14:30 "Ove-Glove carefully"... That's for when you're baking something with a friend and they try to take the food out of the oven with their bare hands.
@alanroy3 жыл бұрын
I guess "mute" or vocal cut mode would try and remove vocals from a song you play through the input
@Techmoan3 жыл бұрын
Ahhh - yep.
@JC20XX3 жыл бұрын
@@Techmoan is it effective?
@syrophenikan3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a depressed robot." Fantastic reference!!!!
@jelliclecat93723 жыл бұрын
Here I am, brain the size of a planet...
@grahameida71633 жыл бұрын
And a pain in all my diodes on the left hand side 🤣
@svenjansen21343 жыл бұрын
The Guide.
@joshuascholar32203 жыл бұрын
Do you call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't!
@mrrandomperson31063 жыл бұрын
Soon as he referenced the Radiophonics Workshop I knew it would be good!
@EpicLPer3 жыл бұрын
That's the perfect thing to get from Wish but not from Amazon
@bentleymrk3 жыл бұрын
This video made me crack up more than once. Very well-done!
@Spintechfilms3 жыл бұрын
For $20.... this seems like the perfect thing to annoy my friends with during D&D sessions when we Roll over Discord
@spykillergames84023 жыл бұрын
the "theif" button just plays the chorus dequece from the song "insomnia" by Daya
@gazelle14673 жыл бұрын
but why
@lwilton3 жыл бұрын
I guess they stole it without paying the copyright.
@worldcomicsreview3543 жыл бұрын
It gets your video copyright matched
@LRM12o83 жыл бұрын
A "thief"-button that plays stolen music. That IS actually a cool feature, tbh! 😂
@real_yanoosh65533 жыл бұрын
@@gazelle1467 insomnia is a dream stealing thief i guess lol
@bdbgh3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, I always mumble "together up" when I play online with friends as a sign of camaraderie
@enemdisk66283 жыл бұрын
😂
@ubergeeknz3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for again boldly going where no sensible consumer would dare to tread
@fluffycritter3 жыл бұрын
Crows go "awk! awk!" so that button leads you in an awk-ward direction.
@CBitsTech3 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't have watched this just before bed. Those voices are going to give me nightmares.
@Techmoan3 жыл бұрын
Help me help me!
@chrisg65973 жыл бұрын
It needs a "This is absolute Tatt" button.
@mr.capomusicstudios3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they included a little clip of a song. By the way, it's called "Insomnia" by "Daya".
@mr.capomusicstudios3 жыл бұрын
@@lucasrem The truth is that I don't know many things about the Asian world. Maybe that's why I was surprised by the fact that they included a snippet of a copyrighted song, and more like factory sound. Obviously, I am not the one to say what goes or what does not go in a product. It would have been interesting if they had given the option to include custom sounds.
@bonnibloop_3 жыл бұрын
"hello I'm an investment banker" absolutely killed me haha
@melvinbituin80953 жыл бұрын
Oh man. a lot of live streamers use that exact same thing (or an earlier version) here in the Philippines. I hate to admit it, but I used one myself before I graduated to proper equipment.
@TheMelorino3 жыл бұрын
what do you use now?
@melvinbituin80953 жыл бұрын
@@TheMelorino A Presonus USB audio interface. Works a treat.
@MehrdadTahernia3 жыл бұрын
The awkward sound is a reference from old anime Dr Slump
@lwilton3 жыл бұрын
I figured that it was really supposed to be "Awk" Word, but they misplaced their box of quote marks. After all, it did say "Awk!".
@emerje03 жыл бұрын
In a lot of older anime during an awkward outdoor moment (usually after an especially bad joke) a crow will fly overhead saying "aho, aho" which is Japanese for "idiot" but also sounds like the Japanese crow sound onomatopoeia.
@askjacob3 жыл бұрын
@@emerje0 In the Simpsons, every time they had an external shot of the nuclear power plant, you got the "Ark Ark" of a crow too
@jamesduncan67293 жыл бұрын
It's not a reference unless it is specifically referring to the anime, which I highly doubt it is
@klaernie3 жыл бұрын
Don't turn it on - take it apart! -- in a Dave Jones voice
@Dedubya-3 жыл бұрын
Yep and this little box can recreate his squeaky voice too
@dreikelvin3 жыл бұрын
"Electric" mode sounds to me like it puts your voice into Auto-tune mode. The text being said "D Major, E Mayor, ect." are the individual tone scales that it adjusts your voice to. Also, there seems to be a really aggressive audio gate on the input voice, chopping the sound in pieces.
@FriendlyNeighborhoodNitpicker3 жыл бұрын
My thought as well. An autotune or a vocoder of some cheap-ass kind.
@justiniusjustinius1373 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even risk plugging any of my equipment into junk like this.
@resneptacle3 жыл бұрын
It's all pretty low voltage and not high current, it shouldn't really damage anything
@PJBonoVox3 жыл бұрын
If your equipment could be damaged by this, your equipment is already junk.
@joshuascholar32203 жыл бұрын
Your first mistake was buying good equipment.
@justanotherviewer48213 жыл бұрын
@@resneptacle It is a sound card... can damage your OS (software), although the hardware might be okay (these days it takes something significant to blow up USB ports). As for inputs... this has an internal battery, possible even if unlikely to damage equipment plugged into it.
@cleitonfelipe20923 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't even buy junk like this
@internetdirigible3 жыл бұрын
He didn't yell "Call Wheat" :( I wanted to hear the crystal clarity.
@jamiemarchant3 жыл бұрын
LOL Oh man I forgot about that by the end of the video!
@AkosJaccik3 жыл бұрын
It's impressive how I sometimes have an image about how a 'bad product' in a given category could look/work like, and then reality is... even worse than I originally anticipated.
@NicleT3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely! I’m still in shock, this is a rare specimen of industrial monster.
@digitalkov3 жыл бұрын
Having had such a low expectation, it turned out pretty fun.
@Matrix8033 жыл бұрын
Lol, I love how you incorporated those sound effects into the conclusion of the video xD
@dantootill3 жыл бұрын
The abrupt stop on that laugh effect is straight out of Alexei Sayle's "Monsieur Aubergine".
@seamusoblainn46033 жыл бұрын
"K-Song mode" would be the reverb effect in Karaoke 🎤 (ktv) places.
@wolfywolf2sda3 жыл бұрын
I think I would enjoy having this thing if I were five years old.
@automaton203 жыл бұрын
Love the channel! Whenever I'm feeling a bit down I can always watch a video from your back catalog and it picks me back up. Thanks for the wonderful content.
@djdood3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for subjecting yourself to this thing, so we don't have to! :)
@ZENITH_System_33 жыл бұрын
What a high quality well thought out product!
@danblei Жыл бұрын
I cracked myself with laughter over your effect descriptions, Matt ! Thank you so much for your amazing videos ! 🤣🤣🤣 Cheers, D
@kaziq3 жыл бұрын
The Take care button sounds like "unwrap carefully"
@dh20323 жыл бұрын
this the the best episode of doctor who or the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in years! :-)
@RegebroRepairs3 жыл бұрын
I guess the dodge mode probably lowers the music volume when you speak. Vocal cut probably attempts to cut out the vocals from the song, for Karaoke.
@Maxxeine3 жыл бұрын
1:31 "Wheat Live!" made my day, LOL!
@TheRip723 жыл бұрын
I found that funny too. Matt didn't describe what it was. Maybe he never found out?
@MickeyMousePark3 жыл бұрын
my guess would be "When Live"..when and wheat can be so confusing lol
@jeremychrzan3 жыл бұрын
Love your channel and watch weekly. Today's video got a like as soon as you said "I'm a depressed robot." Douglas Adams APPROVED!
@panaceiasuberes64643 жыл бұрын
So now thanks to the Techmoan effect this is gonna sell in the billions...
@enemdisk66283 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same 😆
@didotb013 жыл бұрын
jokes on you it already was even before this video.. it's called the V8 soundcard and people really think it sounds good. Although I believe they're all deaf people
@jbarnhart26533 жыл бұрын
For what it does for the price (below $40 here) it might be worth it, especially if you can re-task the presets...
@angrydove40673 жыл бұрын
and triple in price!
@joedkat3 жыл бұрын
3:00 I think "muah" is supposed to be the onomatopoeia for a kiss
@dwaynezilla3 жыл бұрын
12:39 "I'm trying to think of a joke I can tell now" I would have gone with "this thing costs 30 quid" (laughter)
@DavidRichfield3 жыл бұрын
The ISO standard test joke is: "two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted."
@Gez4923 жыл бұрын
Really entertaining, your voice never sounded better bud. Loved this thing gotta buy one
@reidfamilydroid Жыл бұрын
I reckon the Awkward button should have been crickets I stead of crows. Half marks 🤣
@MojoNFE3 жыл бұрын
Only seen the thumbnail so far and I don't know what this thing does, but I hope the 3 sliders beam somebody up.
@AchimMeyer3 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest video from you so far, couldn't stop laughing!
@PaddyPatPatrick3 жыл бұрын
Before I've even watched the video I always gave it a thumbs up because as always it's fantastic content, Techmoan your video's are always interesting and informative.👍
@ivonedev94493 жыл бұрын
Hats off my favourite Techmoan video so far!!!
@repatch433 жыл бұрын
Now that you have it, you REALLY have to start using it! Wonderfully misplaced applauses from this thing would be awesome! :)
@obroni3 жыл бұрын
12 year old me would have loved this. My parents... maybe not so much!
@awsomeman32343 жыл бұрын
When you say something inappropriate cancellation mode will immediately cancel you on twitter. Good technique if you want to get it over and done with.
@didierdubos3 жыл бұрын
I really would like to see the inside ...hand made soldering , tape ...
@superslammer3 жыл бұрын
chicken wire and hot glue :)
@Deebz2703 жыл бұрын
I doubt there's much inside.. Just one fat chip and a load of well dodgy pots and switches probably...