Not satisfied? Please send a cup recorded with your complaint to the address shouted to you in Japanese on the About Us cup.
@woah-dude5 жыл бұрын
This is beautiful
@devinjones96145 жыл бұрын
a single sentence that made my day for the rest of my life.
@TheCrystalGlow5 жыл бұрын
This comment should be pinned.
@ChristmasEve7775 жыл бұрын
And how do you suppose I'm going to send in my complaint cup with a broken machine?? hmmm?
@TheDigi3215 жыл бұрын
@@ChristmasEve777 exactly ! :P
@JerryEricsson7 жыл бұрын
Being an old man now, and having grown up in very rural North Dakota in the 50's it was my pleasure to actually listen to one of the original Edison talking machine's. My uncle, who descended from a rich farming family, only to loose it all through his mismanagement lived in a small cabin on the Ceader Creek. He still had a few items from his family's holdings, and one of them was the tube playing Edison, along with over a hundred tubes of music. The other was a very rare 1882 Winchester, but that is a different story. When we were kids, and our folks drove the back roads to his place to visit, he was married to dad's sister of course, we children went into the loft area of the cabin and dug out the old Edison so we could listen to the music of the past. It was great fun. Well as the years went on, his twin daughters grew up, as did his son, of course, and after an argument with their folks, the daughters torched the house, there went the Edison, and sadly the rifle that was more valuable then his entire farm. Sad days. Oh well, it appears that the remake is just something to look at, and not use but it looked like great fun assembling at any rate. Best luck on the next version.
@christiangeiselmann7 жыл бұрын
Jerry Ericsson Your short family history sounds like a good exposé for a film.
@JerryEricsson7 жыл бұрын
Actually it goes on much deeper, ending with one of the twins in prison for life following the murder of her husband, well her and her sisters husband, they had each been married to the much older farmer several times and he just would not die, despite his 50 years their senior, so they just killed him and made it look like natural death. Had they not been imprisoned later for (get this) stealing sheep, where she bragged about the crime to the wrong inmate, who reported it to authorities, she would still be free and clear. The other twin, who was not as bright (they were both mildly retarded) got off because the courts found her incompetent to stand trial. Ya it would make a great film, in fact one of those TV real life believe it or not shows, (I forget which now) did an story on national TV about it, they called it "The Lemmon SISTERS" I think, the show played back in the early 90's I believe.
@JerryEricsson7 жыл бұрын
law.justia.com/cases/south-dakota/supreme-court/1992/17621-1.html The End of the story, we hope.
@saddle19407 жыл бұрын
Write it up and send it to the Fargo screen writers.
@christiangeiselmann7 жыл бұрын
Jerry Ericsson Hm. Too much (for my taste). The first part would suffice, circling around the cabin with various old precious objects as a reminecence of a more glorious past. But thank you for telling the full(er) story! (I hope your personal life is less interesting.)
@PlaynationGames7 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest problem you were not shouting loud enough, I use mine to record jet engines and it works perfectly.
@muggles81236 жыл бұрын
LOL
@andylindsaytunes6 жыл бұрын
I use mine to record the sound of a needle scraping on the outside of a plastic cup.
@RandomPerson-jo7cw5 жыл бұрын
I used mine to record Hiroshima and Nagasaki
@lle3335 жыл бұрын
I used mine to record meme review
@eggyvoneagerston67365 жыл бұрын
I used this device to record Schwerer Gustav’s cannonfire
@Zarkovision7 жыл бұрын
I've bought mine a couple of years ago in a Japanese book store in Düsseldorf. It works better, but I wouldn't call it good working. There is one difference: My kit uses a normal gramophone steel needle. It is shorter, so the lever action from the membrane to the writing needle is better. And also it uses 4 of those weights for recording. The needle is in an angle of almost 90 degrees to the cylinder. The result is not quite Hi-fi, but you can at least understand the words I'm shouting into it.
@JanneSala5 жыл бұрын
I just came back from visiting Düsseldorf and I think I saw this very device in a store in the Japanese district there. And I happened to come across this comment. Fun coincidence.
@writerpatrick5 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if a standard phonograph needle would do a better job. The needle has to be sharp enough, but the tip should also be pointing directly onto the cup.
@louisnichols4 жыл бұрын
Lol. I happen to also live close to Düsseldorf. Could you share where this Japanese store is?
@JanneSala4 жыл бұрын
@@louisnichols I think it was a store called Takagi by the main road along the Japanese district. It mainly had manga and other Japanese crafting gadgets.
@louisnichols4 жыл бұрын
@@weegle. Haven't looked for it yet. When I start going back to the office I will try to find a day for that.
@The8BitGuy7 жыл бұрын
Wow. Watching this really gives me some respect for Edison, in that he was able to get his phonograph to work despite having to build every component himself with the limited technology available then.
@KarlBaron7 жыл бұрын
And I bet none of the shops near him even stocked any plastic cups
@salvatornado7 жыл бұрын
they'll say aw topsy at my autopsy
@mennims7 жыл бұрын
Heyo! I love your videos
@JNSNBTTN7 жыл бұрын
In case you still own the other edison machine, try blasting the funnel with a big speaker, that might engrave a stronger signal.
@joshzwies36017 жыл бұрын
so that's why he used foil, no plastic cups.
@lurkersmith8107 жыл бұрын
Does it have DRM software to prevent copying from one cup to another?
@MarkMphonoman5 жыл бұрын
Good one, made me laugh out loud. 👍
@jamesvogt47395 жыл бұрын
It’s called the low volume of the cups’ sound
@markpenrice62535 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and they even managed to solve the otherwise universal problem of "the analogue gap"
@REXXSEVEN5 жыл бұрын
Funny!!!
@Spacekriek5 жыл бұрын
Don't copy that cup. :p
@cosmicrdt7 жыл бұрын
The lady has the face of satisfaction in knowing that she trolled you into buying this POS device
@BerndFunken7 жыл бұрын
xD
@xaenon7 жыл бұрын
TWICE.
@BertGrink7 жыл бұрын
cosmicrdt in hindsight it seems as if that's the exact case lol
@springbay17 жыл бұрын
TT
@RealistReviewer7 жыл бұрын
Haha baka gaijin will buy this useless plastic machine.
@rambledogs20127 жыл бұрын
1877 Edison invents the Phonograph allowing voices to be recorded. 2017 modern technology can't replicate it.
@Pandaoniman4 жыл бұрын
@@robfriedrich2822 Would the materials in this product have been considered "cheap" in Edison's time?
@josemendezfr4 жыл бұрын
@@robfriedrich2822 Then you're obviously a dumbass.
@eccomi214 жыл бұрын
@@josemendezfr a piece of crap is a piece of crap. The technology used to produce it might be advanced, and such a thin piece of plastic like the cup might be used for something else. But if Edison tried the same as this kit tried, the result would've been the same piece of crap.
@eccomi214 жыл бұрын
And just to clear this up. Of course modern technology could reproduce it. Easily. Yet a few pieces of plastic evidently cannot reproduce what Edison made.
@solinus71314 жыл бұрын
Working replica kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHubkqFsgbN3Y7c
@PhaQ27 жыл бұрын
The look on that woman's face says to me: "You're a fool for spending $100.00 on a cup scratcher."
@Framusic5 жыл бұрын
Same thought i had.... Sorry Techmaon.... But guess you understand.
@bloodytears4you4 жыл бұрын
That is Very accurate with a V
@PenPenguin-io1ky4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Censoredbyfscists4 жыл бұрын
The look of a con man.
@amandamakin1542Ай бұрын
So that's what a Japanese version of the Trollface looks like...
@quantumleap3597 жыл бұрын
Perhaps if you use Dolby B while recording.....
@robertarobot80465 жыл бұрын
I think a Dolby B-cup is too small
@Spacekriek5 жыл бұрын
DBX, anyone ? :D
@bloodytears4you4 жыл бұрын
Wow, good-times :)
@demef7584 жыл бұрын
For this turkey you're gonna need Dolby Z.
@darrenwillett85364 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean Dublin?
@custardo7 жыл бұрын
Surely you would have gotten a better result with Chrome or Metal cups! (I'll see myself out...)
@sWaRmBuStEr7 жыл бұрын
Dont you need to drive them very hard to get something onto them? I think he couldnt scream that loud to get a recording onto them :P
@Brunosky_Inc7 жыл бұрын
He needs a digital phonograph with Dolby S!
@Laurabeck3297 жыл бұрын
I know you're joking, but etching a groove into tin might work better.
@custardo7 жыл бұрын
@Brunosky Inc. Dolby Styrene ?
@custardo7 жыл бұрын
@Mihovil Beck It might work better, but I'm afraid it's still going to sound rather.... tinny.
@pilskadden7 жыл бұрын
You should probably turn on the Dolby C(up) noise reduction.
@maciejzettt7 жыл бұрын
You should definitely try with some pre-recorded cups.
@BrendanOrr7 жыл бұрын
He needs the royalty-free KZbin music library on every conceivable medium.
@saddle19407 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't a pre-recorded one included? Cost?
@Mrcake01037 жыл бұрын
The comments section on this video is pure gold.
@Clara_Page5 жыл бұрын
Try HMV
@CP200S7 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was hoping to back up my old ZX Spectrum programs in used cups...
@drobnoxius94834 жыл бұрын
Lol
@drusha7 жыл бұрын
1) dip cup into the molten wax - it will form thin layer on outer surface of cup. 2) record at surrounding temperature +30C or more. (maybe outside when it's hot) 3) put into fridge to lower temperature of wax layer. 4) playback at surrounding temperature +20C or less. (inside with air conditioner switch max on) Above ideas are purely theoretical. However, I totally would try those if I would have this phonograph.
@JesusisJesus6 жыл бұрын
#1 is not a bad idea. This could be achieved by putting a high wattage incandescent light globe inside the wax coated cylinder or even directing a hot-air gun towards the area where the stylus is about to cut, but then you'd have to find a way to isolate the noise.
@DarkGreenMagician6 жыл бұрын
Keep in mind that he lives in England. You’re lucky if you get above 25C on a hot summer day
@sparkspl5 жыл бұрын
Imagine alt reality where this is only music format
@markpenrice62535 жыл бұрын
Sounds like (heh) it'd be worth a try. Just bear in mind that, yknow, Britain. We had a record breakingly hot summer this year and in latitudes significantly north of London (where I am, and where TM almost certainly is) the highest recorded tended to be in the low 30s celcius. The highest I saw personally was about 30~31'C. It does, however, get bone chillingly cold in winter, so it would work about as well to conduct the test indoors in autumn. Crank the heating right up on a sunny afternoon to make the recording (the maximum my thermostat goes to is 30, but you could push that by quite a few degrees by bringing an electric space heater into play after the main heating topped out, or maybe the high-wattage diesel burner TM reviewed a few years back), then turn it off completely, open all the windows and wait for night to fall before playing the recording. Or, yknow, as the cup is quite small but it and the wax should retain a temperature significantly deflected from ambient for the couple of minutes it would take to mount it on the spindle and record or play, conduct the test at a typical British indoor temperature (20ish celcius), but put the cup in a warm oven or airing cupboard (or blast it with a hairdryer) for a few minutes before recording, and chuck it in the fridge for a half hour (the freezer would probably be too harsh and lead to cracking/flaking) before playback.
@markpenrice62535 жыл бұрын
@@sparkspl You mean the late 1800s and very early 1900s?
@Robbaz7 жыл бұрын
That's cool as heck, especially the satanistic replies.
@cursedcliff75624 жыл бұрын
This comment is a surreal expirience
@doorwaycreative46934 жыл бұрын
yes its Robbaz! i need to start watching your videos again!
@Tenems9413 жыл бұрын
Late to the party, but surprised to see the king of Sweden here
@MH-up1xe3 жыл бұрын
@@cursedcliff7562 you know I was just thinking the same thing because I am the same age Robbas was when he made the comment. This video is a milestone
@derekkreykes37573 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂😂😂
@timbithar17 жыл бұрын
I have tried these kits, since Edison used vertical cutting stylus method on cylinders and these use Berliner/Victor lateral method it's very hard considering the composition of the recording media (cup) and quality of the recording/playback stylus to get good (if any) results. The position of the stylus during recording, the stability of the cup and the weights make a difference, I have always added more weight than recommended for recording and secured the cup with inner inserts for stability and have gotten fairly decent results. A sharper stylus other than those provided also cuts a more distinct groove, but always use a less sharper stylus for playback.
@jusb10667 жыл бұрын
i think the vibration is pushing the stylus sideways, it needs to push it downwards to cut the material better, i think thats the flaw
@johnfrancisdoe15637 жыл бұрын
Jusb1066 So does a real record player/recorder. The groove depth is mostly constant (for mono), but it swings sideways to draw/read the sound wave.
@saddle19407 жыл бұрын
From what I remember, the original cutting stylus didn't have vertical weight on it. It was held in a carriage that was at a set distance from the cylinder and the only force on it was longitudinal as it sliced into the surface. It resisted climbing up out of the grove made because of the triangular shape of the needle. This one is pushing and deforming the cup under the needle constantly, regardless of the velocity.
@johnm20127 жыл бұрын
Timothy Harnish Exactly.
@captaintrips29805 жыл бұрын
"I waste my money so you don't have to", should be his tagline.
@bryede7 жыл бұрын
I'm kinda glad this didn't work out. I was thinking about how long it would take to convert my whole music library to cups.
@BarnOwl615 жыл бұрын
It must have been hugely frustrating building this device after paying over 100pounds for it and finding out it is an utter failure. Please remember, as a little comfort, that I/we had a lot of fun watching you building it and making it work properly. Especially the shouting at the device was hilarious! I also had great fun reading the comments. After all this, I wasn't a failure at all! Thanks for your video and patience!
@jerryvr7 жыл бұрын
You could try dipping the outside of the cup in liquid bees wax and record in the wax layer..
@edward178299917 жыл бұрын
Jerry cool idea
@lemonslice22337 жыл бұрын
Then you can eat your own words.
@PayrollTips7 жыл бұрын
Or use them disposable wax coated paper cups... The ones for hot drinks.
@BigKelvPark7 жыл бұрын
But the wax is on the inside on everyone I've seen. I see a flaw here.
@PayrollTips7 жыл бұрын
You're right, it's the ones used for cold drinks, there coated on both sides to stop the condensation making them soggy. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_cup#Waterproofing
@cicalinarrot7 жыл бұрын
4:47 The magnetic screwdriver tries to escape, then he realizes he's been caught on camera and acts casual.
@skandigraun7 жыл бұрын
Change the caps. It always helps. With everything. If there are no caps, put some in it, and change them thereafter.
@danmackintosh63256 жыл бұрын
Actually, if one pronounces "cups" with a south London accent you could be closer to the fix than you think lol...
@ian_b6 жыл бұрын
@@danmackintosh6325 Maybe he should try audiophile wax and paper cups.
@danmackintosh63256 жыл бұрын
Bumble Bee cups? lol
@LikaLaruku5 жыл бұрын
LOCK THE CAPS FOR MORE EFFICIENT SHOUTING!
@officialJoCa5 жыл бұрын
*_i put caps on my willy_*
@MrGoatflakes7 жыл бұрын
Bluetac a piece of mirror to the end of the stylus and point a laser pointer at it and then speak into the funnel and see if the darn membrane is actually picking up any vibrations at all.
@gtoger7 жыл бұрын
"let's have a listen"... then get completely busted watching Techmoan at work.
@geoserenity7 жыл бұрын
gtoger there’s worse to be caught watching
@chrysanth.57007 жыл бұрын
You'll have to explain yourself for this one. You better not be doing what you're implying in front of Pedant.
@j.redhead7 жыл бұрын
Im guessing patreon first watchers
@diymicha49055 жыл бұрын
I seldomly laughed that hard on techmoan clips. But this one made my day. Especially when you allmost sticked your nose into the funnel and shouted really loud :D But this is a japanese machine. You have to speak silent and polite. That was the error. You offended the machine.
@brnrubber3037 жыл бұрын
Did you try replacing the capacitors?
@flightlesschicken77697 жыл бұрын
Lol
@7tkh7 жыл бұрын
Jake Sky Ellis You mean replace them by cupacitors? ;)
@ColHogan-le5yk7 жыл бұрын
I think the belt disintegrated
@suzesiviter60836 жыл бұрын
Yeah either that or the bridge cupifier.
@AlfieLikesComputers5 жыл бұрын
there are no compositors and you spelt it wrong
@mb-ql1gb4 жыл бұрын
12:20 Now I can imagine Techmoan ordering his McMuffins at a McDonalds Drive-In ...
My thought is that the top of the cup is too far off center relative to the top part that clamps on it. The wobble produced probably throws things like the needle and speed out of the range of usability. I think it would need to be centered on both ends carefully to avoid this wobble. Certainly not easy to do, and this is just a theory, but.. perhaps.
@Dankyman1007 жыл бұрын
Kevin Carafa That's certainly one of the few problems with this design. Also, you'd have to make sure that the cup rotates continuously, Try out different amounts of weight on steeper angles of the needle, etc. etc. They really should have provided some optimal setup instructions...
@greenanubis7 жыл бұрын
Yes. Though i doubt that functionality was the point of this product. I think it was more for the people who get of on history.
@meismehaha7 жыл бұрын
Doubt it. There's a reason that the bell can move up and down like that. You'll notice it on records too where it can be warped but work fine.
@Coolshows1017 жыл бұрын
🎶Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.🎶
@pauljs757 жыл бұрын
It's why phonographs changed from the cylinder-based design to the flat disk. Stylus needs to ride the groove just perfect, and an off-center cylinder makes it bounce with inconsistent force. That is much less of an issue with the later design.
@DL-kc8fc4 жыл бұрын
:) Everything wrong. The actual phonograph performs depth recording (depth modulation), not side recording (gramophone). Therefore, the forced movement of the needle by the screw slide was applied. Japanese modification with side modulation (gramophone hybrid) can provide recording and playback, but it is necessary to set the needle perpendicular to the crucible surface with a deviation of about 5 degrees. Tangential needle placement kills the ability to record and play. A flexible cup is also not the happiest solution.
@TheMarwa7a7 жыл бұрын
-Have you ever seen the italian job with michael caine? -nope I haven't even watched it on my own I snorted with laughter
@SuperSmellyBob7 жыл бұрын
TheMarwa7a can you explain, I don't get it.
@fibrodad13547 жыл бұрын
erm, it explains itself.
@benjaminmiddaugh27297 жыл бұрын
That movie has yet another unsatisfying ending, but I think the joke was that the muppet in question doesn't consider himself to have watched a film unless there is someone there with him so he can have someone to hear his withering criticism.
@moosemaimer7 жыл бұрын
quality dad jokes from techmoan
@timfischer7 жыл бұрын
@Benjamin Middaugh you didn't get it.
@remixandkaraoke5 жыл бұрын
"No, I haven't even watched it on my own!" - LOVE IT!
@Breakfast_of_Champions7 жыл бұрын
There's not enough mass for this to work reliably. Edison's worked because the whole thing was heavy, thick drum, lot of wax, heavy stylus apparatus. With this plastic trash you'd have to adjust a spring (very delicately) to put just enough pressure on the needle.
@jusb10667 жыл бұрын
having heard a real edison recorder onto wax, they worked pretty well, of course not was well as a tape, but you could hear all the words spoken, edison himself recorded 'mary had a little lamb' which worked pretty well, his had a larger funnel, larger diaphragm , and cylinders which were more stout, its hard to say if this device would ever work for spoken word, but be nice if someone has a video of it working
@filiphendrik81087 жыл бұрын
It might work if you filled the cup with something like silicone to give it some weight and some strength. Of course then you have to hope that the machine can hold a heavy cup.
@pizzablender7 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. The cup has to move the needle, so it must be able to exert some force. For that it needs to be heavy or stiff. And it is neither.
@rajrajmarley7 жыл бұрын
Has anyone ever told you that you have a perfect voice for narrating Thomas the Tank Engine? For some reason, your voice in this particular episode really brought me back to the Ringo Starr days.
@locouk7 жыл бұрын
It works perfectly if you speak Japanese.
@BerndFunken7 жыл бұрын
For sure xD
@aeriumsoft7 жыл бұрын
"Tekkumōano: Retsurewiebu!" Now that is something I would watch.
@ColHogan-le5yk7 жыл бұрын
My ass it would.
@SchioAlves5 жыл бұрын
I can't disagree because I effectly understand what's on the recording just as much as I understand japanese
@spokev5 жыл бұрын
This is basically a lathe with a stylus cutting into a surface. It's the way Edison discovered recording in the first place. A technician had been cutting filament from a metal drum for use in various light bulb configurations. While recutting thru previous grooves, the tech thought he was hearing sounds (other than the cutting). Called the boss over who took his ear horn (Edison was deaf in one ear) and attached it to the cutting head to amplify the sound. What they heard was the background noise of the workshop. Voilá... phonograph. This is the story that came down to me from my father from his grandfather who worked for Edison for a time.
@dansharits15255 жыл бұрын
Good story, but Edison invented the phonograph in 1877 and didn't start working on the incandescent lamp until 1878.
@NachoMist7 жыл бұрын
10:44 - "As you can see I'm shouting quite loudly"
@comicsansgreenkirby6 жыл бұрын
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@jddevers7 жыл бұрын
its funny you uploaded this today, I just went to a house this morning, that Edison spent a couple years in and listened to a recording of 'My Old Kentucky Home' on a hand crank wax cylinder player
@MrTenad7 жыл бұрын
I bought this exact same phonograph kit on my trip to Japan around 2007. After many failed trials I was able to record and playback a short clip of speech which was intelligible enough to understand what was said. Obviously the signal to noise ratio was extremely poor - I would estimate it to be around 0 dB. Based on my trials I believe that barely intelligle speech is the best you can achieve with this device. I'm afraid I cannot remember what needle angle or number of weights I used to make the "successful" recording - sorry about that. I do have one tip for you though: Always remove the rubber bands before storing the kit for long periods of time. It seems they are made from low quality rubber and if you leave them under tension and/or exposed to sunlight they will break apart in less than a year. The kit works as a pretty cool display item with the bands removed so it's a good idea to store the bands separately and keep them protected from UV radiation. Ps. Thanks for producing so many interesting & informative videos!
@ramairgto727 жыл бұрын
"Paul is a Dead Man" That's all I could hear.
@cermisan5 жыл бұрын
ramairgto72 😂🤣
@Framusic5 жыл бұрын
@@cermisan pffffffff..... i only heard "number 9, number 9, number 9 and so on".... These dang beatles put it everywhere!!
@Paul580694 жыл бұрын
:) :) :)
@professor_roundhead4 жыл бұрын
There was a Sega Genesis game that if put it in a CD player had one track...."turn me on Deadman" repeated with "number 9" and some other WEIRD stuff. Accualy kinda creeped me out alot and did research on it and found all the conspiracy about "the dead man" don't ask me what game it was I don't remember but for some reason I had it no Sega to play game thou and stuck it in my PS4 and BOOM out came the music or message more than music...was CRAZY
@numbers9to07 жыл бұрын
This thing is incomplete without a terrier sitting infront of it.
@kruleworld7 жыл бұрын
but this one wasn't made by HMV...
@Spacekriek7 жыл бұрын
In these politically correct days it would probably be called His mistress's chihuahua.
@erogeguy88877 жыл бұрын
are terriers not politically correct or what?
@chris1newbury7 жыл бұрын
everyone knows terriers are far right
@straightpipediesel7 жыл бұрын
It's Japanese. It would be JVC.
@rambledogs20127 жыл бұрын
Techmoan, have you tried wrapping the cup in tin foil, as smooth as possible and trying it? According to wiki, thats what Edison did.
@dansharits15255 жыл бұрын
The problem is the diaphragm orientation more than the recording medium.
@Not-TheOne7 жыл бұрын
@Techmoan, looking at those cups, they are quite flimsy and bendable, perhaps try a cup that is more rigid/brittle? You get those plastic cups that dont bend when you squash them, perhaps try them, maybe they will record the movement of the styles more precisely than those softer plastic cups.
@laharl2k7 жыл бұрын
Marius du Plessis my guess its the plastic thats too hard so the point takes too much force to move. its all about impedance. the force that the needle can do needs to be such that the plastic will move to the sides and the plastic needs to be soft enough so that the needle has enough force to move it away. if either is off you get less amplitude in the recording. imo the plastic is too hard or elastic and so he gets -200db SNR
@sWaRmBuStEr7 жыл бұрын
but if the plastic isnt stiff enough it could be that the needle is just "pushing" the plastic around instead of scratching it the way you want. he should just give it a shot. the worst that could happen is that he looses a pound on a plastic cup
@jennysbloke7 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant. Your channel gets better and better. And I'm loving the puppet sketches at the end. Classic Italian Job line. 😄 Thanks for your hard work producing these.
@DrGonzoChronic7 жыл бұрын
If you want it to work you should hire Nikola Tesla to fix it, just make sure you don't pay him.
@dgdixon7045 жыл бұрын
Or Give him credit for his work... In fact totally discredit him afterwards.
@goose_34475 жыл бұрын
@@dgdixon704 dont forget to profit off of all his other work too!!
@Cashpots7 жыл бұрын
I built a kit which recorded on hard wax cylinders about 55 years ago. You could then erase the recording by rubbing off a layer of wax. Separate record and play styli. It worked quite well and I have a tape recording of the results somewhere. The cylinder was turned by a long screw thread which is the only part that I still have - its a fine screw thread about a foot long with a cranked handle attached and has had several uses over my lifetime. The latest was to turn a small satellite dish by hand!
@GPUtest7 жыл бұрын
The Puppet section needs to have a separate youtube channel. I like it! :)
@iPelaaja17 жыл бұрын
GPUtest It has. Its called youtube pedantic
@DanNobles7 жыл бұрын
I love the puppets. They reveal a different aspect of the subject, deeper and more personal. Bravo! Please keep them.
@SamsonOsztreicher7 жыл бұрын
Fhave you tried playing audio through a loudspeaker really loud in front of it
@SVanHutten6 жыл бұрын
Dear Techmoan: I do not have a phono kit, but as the recording is done by the needle vibrating sideways to the groove, I guess it would be required for the rotating cup to not be allowed to move (nor vibrate) along its axis. That piece of foam looks like a source of elasticity; I would use some mild adhesive (couple of drops of nail polish) to hold the cup in place. Also the whole recording arm should be perfectly rigid as to not dampen the needle vibrations (a little plastic adhesive may help to strenghten it). My two cents...
@Mikej15927 жыл бұрын
that smug expression is actually her thinking, some idiots gona buy this garbage. Joking aside it does look cool, nice video. love your work, always entertaining to watch your stuff, I also had high hopes for this at the start, I wonder if you coated the cups in wax and make a hybrid design hehe.
@laharl2k7 жыл бұрын
Mikej1592 i can totally imaging her thinking "some baka gaijin will buy this"
@johnfrancisdoe15637 жыл бұрын
Mikej1592 She looks more like an overbearing girlfriend thinking "really, is than all, it doesn't say anything?".
@BoshBargnani7 жыл бұрын
"Have you ever seen the italian job with Michael Caine?" "No, I haven't even watched it on my own." LOL!
@diegomineiro7 жыл бұрын
"I'M DOWN TO MY LAST CANDLE!"
@Spacekriek5 жыл бұрын
Sorry Matt, no more plastic cups for you.
@dansharits15255 жыл бұрын
What's interesting is that it's NOT actually an "Edison style" phonograph. That's also why this isn't working as well as expected. Edison used a horizontal diaphragm perpendicular to the stylus and etched a groove that varied in depth according to the sound. This model actually uses Emile Berliner's design with a vertical diaphragm and a parallel needle to record a groove with side to side movement. Berliner found this to be ineffective when recording on a cylinder, because he couldn't get the stylus to etch a deep enough groove, which is what eventually led to the transition to the disc.
@markpenrice62535 жыл бұрын
I thought it looked a bit weird. The use of the Berliner design is probably due to the choice of recording medium - you can't really etch a groove of meaningful depth into a plastic cup that's only a fraction of a millimetre thick. The needle might not even manage any proper tracking as is, just relying on the screw advance system to get it "close enough" to the centre line to pick up most of the waveform from the nearest actual groove. If we used the "dip it in candle wax" idea (especially if the cup received multiple coats to grant it a millimetre or more's substrate thickness) and got rid of that final 90-degree elbow in the pipe running to the diaphragm, it might work far better.
@bradchervel52027 жыл бұрын
I would love a Muppet Channel sarcastically reviewing hack products,...chinese knock offs etc.
@cliz3057 жыл бұрын
Chinese knock offs are dirt cheap. What can we expect? They do have high-quality ones, but those are expensive as well.
@Lumibear.7 жыл бұрын
Then testing them on Beaker.
@okbridges5 жыл бұрын
Now you need a real cylinder phonograph with a recorder and some blanks to try making a record with. It would be interesting to see your perspective on the process with the real thing. They aren’t that expensive or hard to find.
@FlameRat_YehLon7 жыл бұрын
Kinda wondering if this would work a little bit better if you cover the cup with a piece of wax paper (so that it's actually a "wax cylinder").
@FlameRat_YehLon7 жыл бұрын
That might not get a smooth enough surface for recording (unless you have a good mold and know how to cast a candle properly). Also, I think plastic cups are more rigid, so using that with wax paper rather than just wax might make the recording quality a bit more constant.
@lurkersmith8107 жыл бұрын
I'm going to wait for CCs (Compact Cylinder Digital Audio). It's a smaller, silvery cylinder with a laser head that packs more on a cylinder than the standard Blue Amberol. (That's an Edison joke.)
@Weissman1117 жыл бұрын
Would it help to warm the cups up with hot water before recording - it might soften the surface a bit.
@laharl2k7 жыл бұрын
Cardinal Biggles i would try freezing it instead. if you heat it up it becomes more elastic, but what you need is it to be plastic so that it will deform and retain the shape instead of jumping back like a rubber band
@chadcastagana91817 жыл бұрын
Cardinal Biggles The thinness of thevplastic cups would cause them to cool to quickly
@jq7476 жыл бұрын
"Have you watched the Italian Job with Michael Caine?" "No, I haven't even watched it on my own." LOL!! xD
@izuki89594 жыл бұрын
micheal Cain is not in Italian job ... donald sutherland mark walberg
@disnecessaurorex49086 жыл бұрын
look at this phonograph.. everytime i do it makes me laugh
@flickpad5 жыл бұрын
I haven't made one of these kits, but looking from an engineer's perspective, I think your stylus is too long. There will not be a huge amount of force generated by that diaphragm, so it requires the additional mechanical advantage delivered by having a short section of stylus after the fulcrum. Is it adjustable?
@TomsManShed5 жыл бұрын
that was brill...was in tears laughing when you were shouting into it...great stuff :)
@Radi0he4d17 жыл бұрын
Could adding more weight create deeper notches? What about pre-warming the cup to make cutting easier?
@JrGoonior7 жыл бұрын
The Edison originally used "hill and dale" recording versus this machine using vertical. I think another redesign is in order.
@dansharits15255 жыл бұрын
Bingo. Emile Berliner tried to use the vertical diaphragm on a cylinder and found it to not work, hence the eventual transition to the disc.
@paulgracey46977 жыл бұрын
A suggestion: As was discovered when developing LP records in vinyl, Heating the stylus when making the recording in plastic makes for a much more compliant track. Of course Edison used 'hill and dale' recording which follows the lead screw better, though needs thicker plastic. A simpler means might be to heat the cup instead, though a heated metal centering piece to it might hold heat long enough for the few seconds it works.
@PaddyKret7 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually have been anticipating for this video!!! :)
@Y0Y0Evan7 жыл бұрын
same
@JPilot27 жыл бұрын
Techmoan, my friend! He's got a phonographic memory. He repeats the exact same old lines like a scratched record. By the way, to get the Edison Cup Phonograph Kit, to work properly! You forgot to say... Mary had a little lamb. It's fleece was white as snow, Everywhere the child went. The lamb, the lamb was sure to go! (just kidding!) Cheers! :-)
@altareggo7 жыл бұрын
This channel is VERY addicting!! Love the wry humor and the smooth, very easily understood delivery: so refreshing in an era of soulless, pronunciation-mangling robots reading canned scrips!! Thanks for this: my faith in KZbin videos is renewed.
@williamlogan40495 жыл бұрын
I have to agree with you how refreshing this channel is thank you Techmoan
@39Kohm7 жыл бұрын
Wonder if you could find a way of hooking up the head from a turntable to this to see what the recordings are like, maybe it just isn't that good at the playback?
@transformingArt7 жыл бұрын
While I like this video a lot (as with all the other videos posted on this channel), this Gakken kit (and the earlier one) is not doing much justice to the real Edison cylinder phonographs for two reasons. First, the reproducer/recorder part is definitely not the real design by Edison but the design by Emile Berliner for Gramophone discs invented in 1887 - the Edison system was employing hill-and-dale (vertically cut) grooves, whereas the Berliner system was employing the lateral cut (like the modern disc) system. This kit, however, had made the two different system into one unit, which is not historically accurate at all. The other part is that the built quality of this kit doesn't come close to the marvelous mechanical/sound quality of the real Edison cylinder machines. Most of the Edison Cylinder phonographs (and the later Diamond Disc machines) were mechanically "bulletproof" - I have seen these machines go up and running after sitting in the attic for 50 years or so without any mechanical problems or not even a drop of new oil in the mechanism. This unit is far from that built quality and could be described at best as a very poor representation of the real thing.
@jeffgrave4 жыл бұрын
TIP-I am a pro reviewer -don't buy crap products with NO REVIEWS! Love your work on your channel.
@genericgreensquid66697 жыл бұрын
It's everyday bro with that Techmoan flow
@aaronkortas83367 жыл бұрын
did you try to install the membrane that vibrates the needle facing the other direction? it seems to me that the concave side faced the horn no the video but perhaps the convex side facing the horn would allow more movement in the needle
@unfa006 жыл бұрын
It would work just fine for recording rock band rehearsals.
@chasspencer18897 жыл бұрын
@ Techmoan Sorry to see your disclaimer to the nay-sayers of your puppet coda . In case it's not mentioned enough, I appreciate and look forward to these funny extra bits after watching your always entertaining videos with hours and hours of work to film and produce. To me personally , it's like finding a toy in your cereal box . A fun creative and funny take on what was just seen. I love all the videos and keep up the great work ! Greetings from San Antonio Texas .
@ASilentS7 жыл бұрын
Could you record Dixie on a Dixie cup? (Sorry non-US viewers. None of that makes sense.)
@scottfirman7 жыл бұрын
You can play the cup song while building the thing. lol. No more wax piles.lol. One things for sure, it reminds me of the cheap toys we got for christmas back in the late 60's. I remember most of those motorized toys lasted till Spring, then they went in the trash for spring cleaning.lol.
@TheTobias817 жыл бұрын
I think you might have one of two problems (or maybe both). 1. The diaphragm is simply badly constructed and not working. Though there is sound scratched on the cup, so I think it might more be problem number 2.: The force pressing down the needle onto the cup is to weak. Have you tried putting some more weight on the needle arm? It looks to me as if the sound is just not scratched into the cup "deep enough" (you know what I mean). Plus, I would - as you already started - try to work out a better solution for holding the cup. I just cannot be good for the record if the cup wiggles around like it did in your video. An interesting try might also using a wax cylinder. Maybe you have a plastic tube that you can cover with wax, like, from a molten candle? I would use that with the weights on the needle actually thought for using a plastic cup. It might work better than plastic alltogether. Cheers from the country that invented the Tefifon, please keep up the great work!
@dansharits15255 жыл бұрын
The problem is more than just pressure on the needle, it's the recording method as a whole. Edison's design created a groove that varied in depth, not side to side movement. Emile Berliner tried his design of a side to side movement and found it to not work on cylinders, hence the creation of the disc.
@backonyeon4 жыл бұрын
LOL, "Nope, haven't even watched it on my own.". Can't ever figure if that's you and your dad, you and your son or just your take on the entitlement technology creates in each new generation but, in any case, you are not only tech savvy, you my friend are a philosopher. Good on you.
@g2macs7 жыл бұрын
Your almost there....just add a pre-amp, graphic equaliser, surround sound amp and some extra speakers then....bingo!
@elpaso--west73546 жыл бұрын
IN 1970 I HAD A SMALL PLASTIC TOY KIT GRAMOPHONE THAT PLAYED A SMALL PLASTIC RECORD( ABOUT 3 CM DIAM)-I WISH I STILL HAD IT---I ALSO HAD AN OLD WEBCOR WIRE RECORDER,MY FATHER PUT IT IN THE TRASH WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE...DO YOU REMEMBER THE GARRARD ZERO 100 TURNTABLE??
@Spiderelectron7 жыл бұрын
Motoring on... On to the Motor - I see what you did there! :-)
@RambozoClown7 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a fanfare sound clip every time he said "horn section".
@ngounchantha7922 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂 how did you record on plastic?
@StewarttheSockschannel7 жыл бұрын
"I haven't even watched it on my own."
@jali40007 жыл бұрын
nothing like a cold lager and a new techmoan video
@vader0ne7 жыл бұрын
no mate that look on the box is showing ,lol fool got your $99 you will never see again!!!!
@southjerseysound73407 жыл бұрын
That may apply to some but not him,he's easily made that back and then some from add revenue ;-)
@vader0ne7 жыл бұрын
so true forgot.
@vader0ne7 жыл бұрын
never would buy a recorder that records on a solo cup....lol
@ShesSometimesDoubleChocolate7 жыл бұрын
Oh, you'll SEE it again... just in your bank report as having disappeared for barely any good reason at all! Plus, it probably cost them all of $1.43 to make! Rip-off bastards! Even if it cost them about $6 and I had to pay like $20, I still wouldn't buy this trash!
@denimadept7 жыл бұрын
Solo cups are for monophonic recording only.
@blackpoolbarmpot7 жыл бұрын
I've never come across a Phonograph with a lateral modulated cutter/playback soundbox. Normally the soundbox diaphragm faces the recording cylinder and cuts a 'Hill & Dale' modulated groove. However, it should still work irrespective of the type of modulation.
@Neoxenum7 жыл бұрын
eindeutig. Die Nadel ist zu flach auf dem Becher. Richtige Position zu sehen in der Bedienungsanleitung bei 2:03...
@REXXSEVEN5 жыл бұрын
Horsteci Al eegensen mies an strugen
@IcicleFurry5 жыл бұрын
@Neoxenum is this a German comment or is this auto-translated??!?
@ducter20014 жыл бұрын
I could give you a tip from Mr Edision..say... "Mary had a little lamb" Really enjoyed watching this . esp. the assembly intro. .. very entertaining stuff.
@RecordingStudio97 жыл бұрын
Love the end puppetry.
@jmulvey3716 жыл бұрын
The Tefifon music is perfect! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHOxhXSjgbegi8km58s
@mickblock4 жыл бұрын
If you still have this cup phonograph, maybe try stiffening the cup. Maybe with some wax on the inside. i think its absorbing the needle vibrations on record and playback. That is my almost 3 years late suggestion.
@circattle7 жыл бұрын
Perhaps this could be modified to use fat candles.
@anononomous7 жыл бұрын
Maybe they make something similar that actually uses candles?... :-)
@ajborowski6 жыл бұрын
I would guess that the pliability is the cup is absorbing the vibration that is intended to etch the audio.try stuffing the cup with something, or using something more dense.. even wax if you have it. Then try again
@PeepsMichael5 жыл бұрын
12:18 This is the part where I question myself: “Why am I watching a video about a man screaming into a children’s educational toy?”
@KingSlimjeezy7 жыл бұрын
dip the cup in wax? Vinyl? If you ever mess around with this thing again test it against a bass heavy bookshelf speak at full volume. It be neat to get an audible sound out of
@SQUIDWORD156 жыл бұрын
Now look at this nick that I just found, when I say go it fits in the hole!
@leandrodecarvalho80303 жыл бұрын
I wonder if you got a speaker right in front of the funnel and cranked it really loud playing a voice recording, if it would work better.
@Lu_Woods5 жыл бұрын
One man, 17 cups. : /
@lordmcted7 жыл бұрын
if the diaphragm moves in and out with sound pressure, would the neddle be better placed on the top of it instead of the side?