Technoblade Answers WikiHow Questions

[@pinktulip3366]

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[@YESYES-yesyes.yesyes]

Ty for uploading

[@ryo_gene]

The time u commented is broken

[@BeastDoesFootball]

7 hours ago lol

[@ryo_gene]

@@BeastDoesFootballTommy: lulz in the chat Techno belike with his influence:REDEMPTION ARKKK CRINGEEEEE

[@tumblingartist]

Thank you! Really appreciate how much effort you put into the edits and linking all the time stamps and videos

[@kat_rebrand]

I figured "how to stall for time" was going to be him reading his donations to distract Dream

[@dragonsaway9710]

Thank you ducko taco for the one hundred-

[@rushirajralebhat4786]

Welcome anonymous fan to the channel

[@zillasaiyan1m274]

Oh yah thats a good one

[@minikipp8549]

just put all 14minutes of it in the video

[@riyay9096]

or when he's talking to ranboo while stalling for someone ah wait that's what happened in the vid i didn't see it sorry lol

[@eimanb3887]

Techno: Speeds in and kills George Dream: Acts like nothing happened

[@amyalex4474]

techno and dream simps for each other 😩☝

[@yourself2.08]

And nothing of value was lost

[@solesshero]

What was he going to do? *Fight Techno?* No, Dream is a smart man who values his life

[@eimanb3887]

@@yourself2.08 yeah, just one of the Sleepy king's Canon lives, no biggie :P

[@triplekgaming6547]

I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watching👍

[@vishweshkarna7458]

When you are techno content starved Pink tulip: Let me fix that

[@AkameRaven]

Well Techno doesn't upload so someone has to feed us with content 😂

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

I mean I'm still content starved I'm just rewatching everything I've seen.

[@thaisasantosdesa4699]

YEP

[@usernamesarelame5334]

Imagine waking into your sons room, and he’s staring at his computer screaming “I DONT KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO TO THAT BABY IF HE DOESNT COMPREHEND THEORETICAL PHYSICS I SWEAR IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THOSE EQUATIONS RIGHT THIS SECOND-“

[@storm861]

Are you talking from personal experience or ?

[@clairechen7097]

@@storm861 it was a joke bro lol they were talking about that clip where techno was giving an answer to "teaching phsycis" or something lol (I absolutely did not major in English so excuse my spelling)

[@sunflowerseeds8270]

@@clairechen7097 the comment you just replied to was also joking-

[@clairechen7097]

@@sunflowerseeds8270 ah okay haha i didn't realize :)

[@alexhall912]

The one time he actually shows emotion tho

[@bread6947]

techno would make a terrifying asian parent

[@alphalupus7527]

What do you mean Would?

[@soapyguy7483]

@@alphalupus7527 he’s not an Asian parent

[@Cbrmkn98xs]

As an Asian child, oh *fuck*

[@ghostb0o257]

@@soapyguy7483 Not yet >:)

[@k_jrin28]

he would be an awesome tiger mom

[@internets0up]

“My house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of redstone” *foreshadowing*

[@lilredstrawberriez]

technically it had no bed

[@panginn]

I just realized that 😂

[@triplekgaming6547]

I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watching👍

[@panginn]

@Kyra Buckenmeyer They mean the prison, It's one of the biggest builds on the server and has tons of redstone.

[@noodlegunn7946]

@@triplekgaming6547 no

[@Trixiewin]

I'm waiting for: How to DropKick an Orphan.

[@hanum4369]

That will be 24 hours long vids 😂

[@theenderman6222]

Rip the orphans

[@stormwolf2435]

24 hours!!! That video will go on forever

[@hanum4369]

@@stormwolf2435 yeah... true 😁

[@triplekgaming6547]

I made a very funny technoblade never dies meme it's worth watching👍

[@Kcaz-025]

How does Techno help the homeless: *Shame them just enough to build one*

[@jordanlawrence2048]

😂

[@theluki8251]

Lol

[@StarryxNight5]

"We tell ourselves [Friends] are real so the cogs of society may turn" He says while telling us the only thing that's real is a literal social construct that gives value to pieces of paper

[@theendersmirk5851]

Yeah, but he has way more of the social constructs than friends.

[@demonguysayshi2666]

He said cash, but I think he's referring to to material wealth as opposed to literal cash, however he's trying to be funny and material wealth is too many syllables. I also know that if your comment was meant to be funny, I have become that one asshole that everyone hates who has to fact check everything in existence. If I have become that person, sorry for making any poor bastard who finds this suffer

[@eclecticsoffy]

@@demonguysayshi2666 I also fill that position of being the annoying guy

[@waterlily7903]

Honestly, a better one for _how to make friends_ might be “I just stand there and look pretty in my sarcastic t-shirt and hope an extrovert comes and adopts me.”

[@zeenoash.8805]

Isn't that what Philza technically did? And is that a tumblr meme?

[@the-anhpham3364]

Half of these are just simply: *DON’T.* And the other half is: *HA THINK? I DON'T.*

[@ghjjiyeqsg1052]

I like how when Technoblade was asked, 'How to find someone to speak Spanish with', Technoblade shouted at Tommy, "AY CARAMBA DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA!", Which means in english, "Oh Crap where is the library?"

[@crimson6553]

lol

[@wiman3332]

ay carama is like “surprise!” or “ah shit/ shit!” or, like he used, “hey”

[@jellywellyfishh]

Idk why me and my dad do this but we sometimes switch between French and Spanish when speaking despite him being a native French speaker and I'm not even supposed to be speaking Spanish having no influence of Big Q nor anybody in my life so it's questionable my family now that I’m Mr Worldwide and why the fuck is this comment so long

[@Phoenix-mn4tg]

Lul

[@thatperson8950]

the best way to find someone to speak spanish with is yelling at them in spanish without warning.

[@dreamsmpmoments5335]

I like how Techno is so poetic without even trying to be

[@galleton9292]

I mean he's an English major

[@Classic-ip5dr]

The english major energy

[@Audrey-nn2ex]

Well I mean yes

[@dragonsaway9710]

ooo you still have this one going?

[@justbee232]

He goes full English Major without trying to be.

[@xxelliegachaxx]

I saw technoblade and i clicked

[@Kittiesftw]

same

[@uzg2678]

Didn't we all

[@DragonNestH077y]

Affirmative

[@muhammadqahtan5082]

Your mom

[@advaitchitre7368]

Everyone did that XD

[@cliff_hange7284]

Techno: I could talk to girls Tommy: Could you? Techno: *thinks for 5 seconds* Yes, that was within my capability. Well, I could talk to girls or upload KZbin videos, become incredibly famous and they would come talk to me Tommy: Have any of them talked to you yet? Techno: NO

[@gamingdemonyt3761]

Techno is the funniest minecraft streamer in existence

[@deepaparakkal4241]

@@gamingdemonyt3761 *streamer

[@1.n3w]

@@deepaparakkal4241 steamer *

[@ileft4176]

Yeah we all watched this part thanks for the comment

[@ItsJustBIaze]

@@deepaparakkal4241 He literally spelt it correctly??

[@czartanxd5717]

"How to surprise a friend" *Shows the assassination of King Gogy*

[@tychman]

If techno doesnt upload we'll have to watch this to get our daily laugh

[@Anna-jw4vq]

3:23 you know its pre covid when people say "personal space" instead of "socisl distancing"

[@theluki8251]

Way too tru

[@budget_gandalf]

When Dream talks about his "giant redstonr house" he is definitely talking about the prison.

[@tumblingartist]

It was foreshadowing! :0

[@DarkKnightofIT]

I was entirely expecting Techno to have gone and replied to a bunch of questions online just... On his own...

[@pinktulip3366]

lol I could see him actually doing that tho

[@aster11111]

This appeared in my recomended a few hours after his last video... r.i.p techno. You will be missed, and never forgotten. His humor was something that made everyone who knew of him happier, and i can't but hope that he rests in peace...

[@KingGOROITAX]

Tulip is the only compilation youtuber that doesn't clickbait *Respect*

[@steelothezero5649]

What about techno?

[@steelothezero5649]

Ah, editing it to say compilation. Well played.

[@KingGOROITAX]

@@steelothezero5649 no i did a typo

[@HajiIe]

I mean putting technoblade in the title gives you more views than clickbait....

[@KingGOROITAX]

@@HajiIe true

[@deviqntbxnee4713]

“dream fanart pog” *slowly removes eyes*

[@user-lx5or7bc7m]

LMAOAO

[@tamakin7863]

Thank you for giving me my weekly dose of Techno content

[@pinktulip3366]

you mean monthly lol I only upload once a month. But I’ll try my best to upload weekly since it’s nearly summer break

[@Okaythankyougoodbye]

Hey, now you’ve got another weekly video! From Techno

[@DBansheeM]

Tommy: you have a very capitalist view Techno: *stares in anarchist**

[@ironwolf4065]

The King will May be dead But he will live forever in our hearts. Long live technoblade, the King of minecraft

[@conjureandreanimate]

Dream: "My house is big and filled with redstone." Prison is big and filled with redstone too, what a coincidence.

[@Kittiesftw]

i saw techno in the thumbnail and my face went like 0-0

[@robomix3162]

Techno: making his voice really intense in the presentation* Quackity: fear intensifies* Also: "How to help ___?" Technoblade: *One sided comedy.*

[@danielkemp08]

Btw When techno is speaking spansish he is saying “Oh gee Where is the library”

[@DavideKuras]

Killing kid while searching the library

[@m3rlincr0w]

It’s a useful phrase to learn though

[@m3rlincr0w]

Now if I ever go to Spain I can go to the library

[@gammy2786]

I honestly thought this is a legit thing that happened somewhere.. But I'm not complaining, we're all Technocontent-Deprived.

[@X-SPONGED]

"My house is the biggest in the server, it has a lot of redstone" Dream, your secret base/attachment prison doesn't count as a house

[@m3rlincr0w]

Lol but it is his home now I guess

[@Ninjanight4gt]

My first time laughing thinking about technoblade, thank you i needed this

[@Jl-rd1tp]

thank you for feeding us technoblade content XD we miss him..

[@curseofremains1905]

"How to teach physics" Oh no, I see where this is going-

[@Potatoboii2]

9:25 legends say that techno is still looking for the library to this day.

[@Placeholder333]

How to make friends "I've been at the surface for 3 seconds and I've made enemies"

[@th-wi4kd]

6:48 Honestly, this makes Quackity way more relatable. Who wouldn't simp for Techno?

[@rachelarnesen1190]

"Fear is the Greatest Motivator" I should probably keep this in mind as time goes on.

[@poab_real]

Technoblade: becomes famous so girls will talk to him Also technoblade: gets cancelled by 14 year old girls on Twitter

[@toxin_6696]

1:10 he kinda sounds like dads when they get angry... just the slow rise of the yell...

[@squid-boy4178]

0:15 Tommy you are the definition of asking too much

[@lordbowdencgp7792]

9:28 That's because NOBODY expects the Spanish inquisition

[@Thod_]

LMAO

[@rebeccasearles8219]

Technoblade doesn't even try to be funny, so how can he make me crap myself from laughing-

[@cilantro9342]

“I have house it just goes to a different school”

[@perrytheplate]

1:26 Can confirm this works, they turned around and said, “My name’s not Dream, you got the wrong person.”

[@LuminaEXE]

Omg ur so underrated the content is edited so good i see u booming *boom*

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

4:25 i love that right underneath techoblade's "fanart" is DanTDM saying Minecraft is hard!

[@lucasdeoliveirapontes2789]

That was much more fun than i thought it would be thank you

[@shittyliving]

I love that Techno just screams "where is the library? in Spanish to Tommy while killing him

[@Its_ep]

5:25 teacher when my friend got 80% on a test: no one will laugh at you, you did really good me: *LAUGHS* HAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER, OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN *STILL LAUGHS*

[@John-cena6483]

I feel like the girlfriend one would've been funnier if you used the clip from his QandA. 50k sub, survival games FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN

[@pinktulip3366]

lol true I forgot about that clip

[@SSMp315]

These are crumbs, and I shall eat them happily

[@KT-rp9tx]

You kinda made me feel bad cause im eating a sandwich right now.

[@cck5707]

This video is genuinely nicely edited, great job!! (:

[@rabbit9339]

Starved Technoblade fans: *Yes! YES!*

[@RealCrate]

7:20 Canon Quackity: Drop your weapon right this second ot I'm gonna kill Carl Non-Canon Quackity: I wanna hang out with you Technoblade 👉🥺👈

[@christinevu5260]

this video brings me so much comfort, thank you for making such high quality videos!

[@Thatlazeygamer]

Man i miss this guy so much

[@emiyuu5112]

Thank you for this food Pink Tulip, you never dissapoint us 🥺❤

[@kidtumn1305]

6:30 yeah his house is biggest and have alot of redstones...i meant prison

[@cameronnaughton5253]

The Spanish that Technoblade spoke was said in Deadpool 2 and it literally translates to 'I don't bargain pumpkin fucker'

[@somethingswrong7342]

no it doesnt? means "oh geez where is the library'"

[@cameronnaughton5253]

@@somethingswrong7342 Yeah I was looking at it on gtranslate and it was saying something about a library but that's what it said in Deadpool so I thought I might just share some humour.

[@somethingswrong7342]

@@cameronnaughton5253 oh! the way you phrased it made it sound like techno was the one who said that - i just wanted to clarify to whoever might find your commentary that it wasnt the case lmao just in case

[@cameronnaughton5253]

@@somethingswrong7342 👍Das cool

[@crown4212]

Omg the thing about dream saying he has the biggest house on the server, with redstone and stuff is really funny considering he is locked in the prison now

[@cooler-ian]

Technoblade then: The only that's real in this world Tommy, *IS CASH* Technoblade now: The only universal language Tommy, *IS VIOLENCE*

[@lousnoom]

"Personal space buddy" aw look it's a tiny bit of canadian

[@kitkat1447]

5:57 haha, like techno says later dream sure did have a big redstone house

[@th-wi4kd]

1:51 Dream: *Notices Techno* Techno: N O P E

[@yellow4814]

0:31 -tubbo just like 'aye umm you got any games on your phone??'

[@spadii]

0:18 I DONT REMEMBER HIS VOICE BEING THAT DEEP?-

[@avrol_]

I love how in the first clip, tommy says that techno has a very capitalist view, but then in one of his dsmp "chill"(how can anything be "chill" with tommyinnit around) streams, he and tubbo both agree that he probably is a commy at heart don't you just love the ✨character perception development✨

[@stop.1003]

i really appreciate the amount of work you put into these :) you even added all the links AND timestamps, incredible.

[@burritocat6038]

1:04 this is the most emotion I’ve heard in technoblades voice.

[@oatmeal.05]

3:50 no because the other day I searched up dream fan art for a reference and I found this not knowing techno made it- 😭🤚

[@mohamedzaahilzuhair3443]

7:49 the part where techno speeds in and kills geroge says "kills the orphan"

[@sweetdreamz_jpg]

i’m still astounded that techno walked into that throne room and killed george. despite there being another like 5 people in the room who would have protected george but also just didn’t notice until he was dead. it all happened so quickly i’m impressed

[@just_a_random_panuwu8045]

Techno:*kills George* George: "you didn't protect me dream :("

[@jolynnpalm2880]

Tubbo lurking in the first clip is so funny for some reason lol

[@tsukiaquamooncat2041]

Anyone: Let me see what you have! Technoblade: A gun! Anyone: NO!

[@sinhasanjeev3057]

6:18 it became true the pandoras vault

[@edmundlewandowski4189]

5:17 every Techno fan needs someone who good at this right now.

[@Oiiink]

I like how the timestamp at 8:00 looks like georges pov of being as* because it can't fit the full sentence

[@exquisitegirl1332]

*opens video *hears pigstep we’re vibing here guys

[@karthik-r1f]

Anyone else getting recommended this now? Rip techno 😢

[@uhcanigetamcmegumiplease]

may the legened rest in peace

[@YESYES-yesyes.yesyes]

YAY YOU UPLOADED

[@the-anhpham3364]

This feels passive aggressive

[@YESYES-yesyes.yesyes]

@@the-anhpham3364 lmao

[@nejcbojanc]

Rest in peace techno🥀

[@dosim0076]

6:23 lol dream really wasn't joking

[@luckyunderscore4883]

finally someone said it

[@ishaangunjan25yearsago42]

"My house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of redstone" --Dream afore prison

[@real-moai]

*_TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES_*

[@AKXSL_]

I feel like this is gonna show up on Technos feed

[@server_5172]

9:22 what's hilarious to me is that translates to, "oh gee, where is the library"

[@ArDeeMee]

Poor George‘s pov was truly terrifying. ^^

[@nakashihofanda5223]

I Have the biggest house on the server! Well, if you count Pandora's Vault Aš a house...

[@Sf30Yt]

Rest in Peace Technoblade

[@That_one_guy760]

Rip technoblade while you died you will never die in our hearts

[@beefairy8620]

“I want that guy over there to notice me...” *starts charging him* “DREAM, DREAM DO YOU NEED ME TO SHINE YOUR SHOES??” *random guy never talks to me again*

[@desmondtop9323]

How to advertise for free: *spawns a wither and names it "Subscribe to Technoblade"*

[@makolite]

“my house is the biggest on the server, with a lot of red stone” dream: 😎

[@ragequit6452]

Techno shouting doesn't sound like techno because he just never cares enough to argue

[@yaffyay]

I am so deprived of techno content I legit just searched “technoblade” and is currently binge watching everything yt can give me

[@obsidianry0546]

Same lol