Technoblade Funniest Moments Of All Times In One Video!

Technoblade funniest moments of all times in one video (Dream SMP)
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[@Proj3ta]

"...at this rate he final battle is going to be the entire server in a 30v1 battle against Schlatt" *_And as it turns out, Technoblade was right._*

[@sammypammy1121]

I was about to comment this but wanted to see if someone else did first, good thing I did lol

[@gabef.218]

Even schlatt was against schlatt, considering he had a heart attack

[@vloggingwithsam4811]

No, Karl Jacobs

[@apollo1694]

@@vizard7548 What?

[@laurikorhonencubes]

@@vizard7548 What?

[@Brianna-tl2gk]

-‘TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES’- ‘I had to take a break from drowning to drink some water’ -Technoblade 2021 - ♾

[@alliuumduo]

it sounds so wrong

[@eliamoliver9932]

-Technoblade

[@adrianraulskrobek5868]

"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water"

[@gaming-machine1869]

-Sun tzu art of war

[@gustavogusfring6362]

@@gaming-machine1869 its sun tzu not sun tsu

[@joyjitterz3187]

9:24 I cracked up laughing when he asked "have you ever heard of less is more?" And techno says "yeah, that's how my upload schedule works"

[@marytheresadavis7071]

Gonna upload from beyond the grave in 20 years and immediately spike to 100 million subs lol

[@watcherofmemelords7967]

If only. If only.

[@juiceeye3294]

@@watcherofmemelords7967 that aged like a fine wine, we got the elbow🔥

[@lu7812]

he's not wrong though..........

[@prithvisingh276]

4:38 "At this moment he literally revealed the whole skit for us"

[@emmachavez2456]

Literally 😂

[@cringeworthy4755]

Techno : “I need some enemies, everyone on this server is so nice, chat, and it’s so boring.” The voices : “Then lets be the bad guys.”

[@AsrielDreemurYT653]

Truman’s voices “nuke hiroshima and nagasaki“

[@objectivelylonely3606]

NOO NOT THE QUOTE

[@cringeworthy4755]

@@objectivelylonely3606 Yes the quote!

[@objectivelylonely3606]

@@cringeworthy4755 pls spare me

[@cringeworthy4755]

@@objectivelylonely3606 no

[@sketch63]

This is how he deserves to be remembered, I'm so fucking heartbroken over this. Rest in peace, Technoblade. We'll never forget you or the impact you've had.

[@avaweeks3841]

o7

[@jayroar650]

o7

[@geeseour4586]

o7

[@gamingchickenstudios]

o7

[@Danikah23]

o7

[@arvt_]

skeppy and techno just had so much fun together, not even scripted, i really miss him he was hilarious

[@solarcosmos9964]

12:01 they call themselves: The A D U L T S

[@pwincess.]

LMAO

[@thatonerandommf]

The fact that Techno beat Dream without knowing that information still gets me. Dream can stay second best.

[@alt1763]

thats why he didn't win 100-0 in the 5match game

[@potato4870]

wait is the sprinting no crits thing still true for 1.17

[@doge6772]

@@potato4870 ye

[@eaahaha2030]

200th like

[@potato4870]

@@doge6772 pain but ty

[@X-SPONGED]

6:19 Techno: "I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" _There will be no more legends on this earth that could say something so nonchalantly badass as that, Rest in Peace, My King..._

[@ldkman.]

That reminds me of a terraria achievement where you have to drink water while drowning

[@Strelitzias_]

@@ldkman. I agree

[@tabithal2977]

​@TroyLudwig cringe when people make fun of others for mourning the loss of someone they cared about. My grandpa died 5 years ago I still mourn him. Also it hasn't been "years" its been 18 months, asshole.

[@LSSweepedHaul]

SpongeBob logic

[@aunixattire9253]

6:57 "Hold on I left the stove on at home" "NOO-

[@shade-ya1117]

13:50 technoblade : some poor peasants trying to kill me and dream

[@kurokazuki6288]

2:33 The way Techno looks at Philza from that far away still cracks me up to this day.

[@ovencake523]

same i lost it at that

[@lakosca]

Its like a kid talking to his dad cuz he was surprised on something

[@DevilAce]

Same

[@triplingAAA7468]

Same 👑❤️

[@thegamererjd5450]

Lol, technoblade was a great guy. He deserved to live longer than he did. But Tommy was right. I bet he’s planning to beat god right now. Technoblade never dies. At least not in our hearts

[@mythicaliteXD]

This, this is pure entertainment

[@iamshaqow4542]

Amen to that

[@cloudyskiiiz9328]

I agree with my life mate

[@spursfan7134]

Yesss

[@akirothetherian]

I agree 😂😂😂😂

[@forkknifegamr6310]

yes

[@UnhingedCommenter]

11:04 The big brother we always wanted... :' ( Rip Techno

[@Its_Zaman_vgr]

12:56 that is a BEAUTIFUL ender chest

[@catastropheinbound4767]

Came back to this after Techno's last vid. Truly hilarious guy, gonna miss him.

[@yosafathutapea8825]

Yep

[@kingofcringe6161]

Don’t worry we will see him soon

[@clarky2698]

@@kingofcringe6161 no we won’t 😂😭

[@oldnickgaming7478]

Same here😓😭

[@_Seinosuke_]

Imagine next generation asking who is techno kinda like Herobrine.

[@fantasietraume]

"ever heard of less is more, technoblade?" "yes, it's how my upload schedule works" and another one: "this zombie just crushed *two* eggs" "yes, they do that" "for *fun* ?!?!"

[@autogamer1229]

"Sorry I needed to take a break from drowning to drink some water"

[@sarahlim5835]

he sounds like quackity and ranboo at the same time

[@sarahlim5835]

*when he said the egg one

[@NorbYyY_GG]

Oh noo i get it... *GO TOUCH GRASS*

[@dolbitnormalno8294]

999th like dont thank

[@Art3mis28]

9:06 Techno would be the person to join the game, type “Technoblade” and then leave-

[@TheLaziestOfNerds]

We miss you techno, you were the most funny yet serious KZbinr I’ve seen

[@wonderlandfreak7814]

Rest in Peace and Power, Technoblade. I hope you're happy wherever you are and are no longer in any pain. May you be forever missed, but never forgotten. I'm sure you're having fun up there conquering the Kingdom of God. Blood for the blood god o7

[@thenewdawn9213]

o7

[@Ace_ur_exams]

o7

[@Mitchell_Dear]

o7

[@keiden38]

o7

[@duckcat3149]

Technoblade never dies

[@vivianleeann2905]

i am watching this after hearing about his passing, my heart is broken but this mended it knowing that he lived a great life fills my heart with joy

[@Momosfavhispanic]

Same..

[@boxishome2514]

Technoblade is up in heaven defeating god

[@BIVR64789]

Bro same I’m literally heartbroken, may the people fill the world with tears for his passing RIP techno blade

[@castmech825]

Me too all the memories…

[@TechnobladeNeverDies69420]

My heart is unfixable now RIP😭

[@Andrew-McCormick]

13:19 "Am I getting killed or somethi- OH DOG!!!"

[@l4ver_al3x]

Honestly i just rewatch these as a way to cope with technoblade's death and it amazes me on how he made millions of people so happy and that he even donated £1000+ to cancer charities even when he had just found out about his. He only cared about his family, friends and viewers and this stuff really hurts me as I loved as a kid to watch technoblade after everyday from school and i actually bought minecraft on my ps3 and played for hours watching him and i then bought a technoblade tecdy which i still have to this day he will always stay in mine and many others hearts and i really hope no one forgets the king of who he once was *

[@thirstylizard1809]

Never really watched the guys content when he was alive, and I can say I feel bad about that. I’ve seen clips of him occasionally and he seemed like a funny, caring guy. Came here to pay respect to this man and a final tribute to his accomplishments. RIP Alex, you will be remembered.

[@tomoruin]

Better late then never

[@bsoisosman3611]

@@tomoruin true same pfp btw

[@act2wasstronger182]

Me too bro. I didn't exactly like Minecraft or the dream SMP but techno was just such a good content creator

[@lite307]

Watch his potato series

[@ngjingxuaneunicebgps5103]

alex my have passed but technoblade never dies:(

[@KeeganPlays]

At 3:10, techno sounds like both a teenager and a full-grown adult at the exact same time.

[@_TheMousies_]

THANK you for the timestamp I swear

[@BenusVenus]

He sounded like skeppy

[@adilacma]

forced laugh 😐

[@blank5772]

@@adilacma nah

[@emmalittle1889]

6:10 All he wanted before he died was 3 mil subs. Now his at 14.4 mil Fly high king. You will be missed by many. Technoblade never dies⚔️🎗️🎗️❤️❤️ Rip

[@AceFaz]

14.9, almost at 15M now

[@roundanddown6452]

15 million!

[@HiddelS143]

"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." -Lao Tzu

[@sepiasmith5065]

2:35 How high his voice gets and the way you can see him crane his neck to stare at Phil way up in the sky... god this is one of my favorite memories

[@madison-3325]

Now it be the other way around

[@tegcat]

@@madison-3325 blood for the blood god O7

[@fart63]

@@madison-3325 this simple ass comment made me cry

[@Art3mis28]

How do you see him? Where is he? Bro I’m so blind😭

[@sepiasmith5065]

​@@Art3mis28he's standing on the patch of sand and when he says "for fun?!" he steps back and you can see his head swing around haha

[@xi8264]

i've replayed techno's "HE KNOOOWS" like a hundred times both here and on the original video lmaoo

[@sirsammyjr]

11:30 BEHHH

[@denessy5446]

Fundy be like: JUST DIIIIEEE Technoblade: okay.

[@Coolyes379]

The thing i loved most about technoblade was not his pvp skills not his bedwars or skywars skills. His sense of humor. Its amazing he doesent even have to try to be funny if i died soon i would wanna die by laughing to death watching technoblade being himself its nearly impossible to not laugh at his videos rest in piece technoblade i love you

[@ShadyRK9]

No other person had his witt and funny sense of humor. If anyone else would say that they was a "Blood God" people might call it cringey or edgey. But not for Technoblade. He manage to make a joke and meme about it all in light hearted fun!

[@nuggetinator]

I've never found another person who had my humour so exactly- and he had the most british sense of humour I've ever seen in an american

[@Nugcon]

He's one of the few creators that I would willingly watch a 2 hour+ stream VOD for. There's just something in Techno's commentary that just hits all the right notes for me. During the MC Monday and MC Championship days, he's the only creator that manages to be good at the game, and provide entertaining commentary. When he left MCC, I tried to find a substitute for him, but nobody really got close.

[@theshortestshorty]

2:45, if you let the video play a little longer, we would've seen him place the ladder anyway

[@DaemonsAdvocate]

no he did it first try

[@Xx_MLGRageMeister360_xX]

10:48 ah yes techno with great humor

[@merdogenc5151]

7:20 if you put the book, it triggers redstone

[@AceFaz]

Crafting recipe still has nothing to do with redstone-

[@scottandrew8211]

​@@AceFazwhat about the tnt and the fence gate?

[@AceFaz]

@@scottandrew8211 You're a year late. No clue what ur even talking about

[@the-first-sin-Yuma_A.e]

​@@scottandrew8211the tnt make more sense than the lectern

[@kro1483]

2:30 this is the origin of Techno’s blood craving, he was so traumatized by the eggs being smashed that the went crazy, became an anarchist, started multiple wars, and killed people for fun.

[@Mac1081]

11:00 Techno: *big brother mode activated* Techno again: that’s gonna be a bit of a problem dream.. Techno again x2:cause this guy is with me.. Tommy: *:D*

[@jacksondefonte8228]

It was more of a :D

[@panditarules2283]

What stream is this from?

[@josstarfluff5052]

And then Tommy betrays him

[@calebengel2438]

Sadly tommy has lost a bother figure

[@Polish-Phoenician]

14:20 Geneva convention more like Geneva suggestion

[@Ash_1277]

8:13 Man I've been searching for that clip for ages!!!!

[@UnknownWyvern.]

im gonna miss him man, he was so funny. rip technoblade, rest in peace king. o7

[@boxishome2514]

Technoblade is up in heaven defeating god

[@Hirrient]

idk where or when its from, but Technos devastated "for fun?!" (2:36) always makes me amused, but also sympathetic and sad on his behalf. poor man witnessed pure un-meditated evil in action bro

[@ykkumar5424]

And also looks up to philza from that far doen

[@kylerjayne9404]

I don’t intend anyone to read this, but Technoblade brought so much joy to my life. His story gave me a new perspective on life, and how even though circumstances aren’t in your favor, you can remain positive and optimistic. Everyone thought he was doing better because of his attitude, and that is very noble, and I have nothing but respect for Technoblade, and may his legacy live on for eternity.

[@ardismedia]

That was lovely

[@spacebarr_]

5:51 did not age well 😢

[@CL0WN_T3ARZ]

the way tommy's face lit up when Techno protected him from dream was just too pure

[@bastienhumphries]

9 days later..

[@urmumwazhere3188]

@@bastienhumphries bruh 😭

[@biguspingus]

R.I.P. Techno Legends never truly die Technoblade has been one of my favourite KZbinrs for years. I remember watching his new skywars videos everyday, and watching his channel evolve into new content over the years. He will always be missed as a true hero in the KZbin and Minecraft community.

[@therealfatin5218]

1:35 R.I.P KING TECHNOBLADE 🥲🥲

[@dadmeene]

6:59 thats what is called a slow death

[@gclanassistant2778]

“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water” -Technoblade 2020

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“At this rate the final battle is going to be the entire server in a 30v1 against Schlatt” Damn techno can see the future

[@Space-Case999]

his final battle came to an end.. rip techno

[@hanginggardens9453]

I can literally watch this for 24 hours straight and laugh every single time. Then i remember that we'll never get to see more moments like this from techno ever again. Rest in peace Technoblade.

[@lucasezequielarceamarillo3042]

who's going to protect Philza from baby zombies now? and for me, with the last clip, this one 5:22 is the funniest clip of the video

[@AbbyVun]

2:36 "FOR FUN?!?" *Triggered Techno* All the times Techno saves Phil from zombie: 2:48

[@phantomgaming9771]

6:21 hits different now. RIP Technoblade never dies because legends never die

[@vaukest5888]

>Technoblade never dies That has been verified to be false

[@unixquecrystal-onbreak.-un7767]

@@vaukest5888 Technoblade will never die in our hearts ♥️

[@CHXRRYXXBXMB]

@@vaukest5888 that’s…not funny.

[@SethbotStar]

@@vaukest5888 that's genuinely a fucked up comment and you should rethink your life choices.

[@RebStudios]

I was about to say the same thing, its eerie

[@NijutheWolf]

Aw, hearing Techno's voice just makes me smile lmfao :D

[@SevenOnVal]

I’m either stupid or at 7:56 techno had armor trims. I don’t know for sure but I don’t think armor trims were around a year ago

[@guilhermerr1901]

That is Philza's Texture Pack

[@systematichaos4162]

Everyone draws Techno with an axe or crossbow rocket launcher or sword or pick axe for his weapon, but his real weapon are his legendary roasts.

[@lordoftomfoolery]

6:10 at least his dream came true. RIP techno may he never die

[@blesskurunai9213]

He got so more than 3 million

[@YesIAmATree]

@@blesskurunai9213 ya

[@rosenunya9802]

Yeas R.I.P Tchno my he live on to the history of the blode good

[@vlrginizer927]

His dream is 10 mil. He hit 10 million before he died 😭

[@3leanorLive]

He’s at 15 mil now

[@MotoFanLilly]

"Yeah that's how my upload schedule works" THAT HAD ME DEAD😭

[@yennahnotfound4116]

Technoblade: Why do I disappear when I zoom in? 2022: His Death year

[@Yesimaminordealwithit]

seeing this now warms my heart. its gonna take a while to get over this. Fly High, Technoblade!

[@dashie-nyan]

Unlike 0:20 ((Please no hate, I was only joking))

[@kai3522]

We just really miss techno these days 😔

[@randomcrapstudios8398]

He deserves and needs some rest.

[@yessir9849]

U know he is still uploading his streams right

[@Averageyoutubeenjoyer-py9pl]

This aged badly...

[@ONE-vt1fz]

This aged REALLY badly

[@calebengel2438]

Uhh so how we break it to him?

[@shadydaemon4178]

As to one depressing fact to one quote that we all know too well: All good things must come to an end. R.I.P. Technoblade. We could only wish you’ve had a safe travel to heaven man, respect. Also I think he and god could be having a laugh together watching his bad friends just have rough moments. lol

[@mvBB8]

I’m honestly crying rn I can’t believe he’s gone, rest in poggers

[@ellise9515]

"group hug" *Murders all of them* Me: im scared of hugging ppl now;-;

[@p5yop]

good

[@ellise9515]

@@p5yop uUuHhH

[@Soggywaffleman-kd8nm]

Better be

[@garvostwal9934]

what game mode was it, i forgot

[@Hei-BK201]

there will be someone stabbing u in the back while ur hugging someone

[@1mlikillbee250]

10:56 his reaction was the “I have the power of god and anime on my side!”, but slightly changed to “I have the power of Technoblade and anime on my side!”😂 He has also waited his entire life for this moment, a dream come true🤩

[@theo.woooooooo]

im heartbroken.

[@lanebartley1118]

Technoblade never dies, but Alex has. Keep the legend alive and may the man rest in peace. Fly high king...

[@katarinapaul8121]

Tencho at 9:49: "WELCOME HOME THESEUS!"

[@frostynexu]

I love that he called him that I think he was referencing to when tommy got struck by lightning 😂

[@Swap-511.0]

DreamSmp will never be DreamSmp without Technoblade.

[@TO-ne2nl]

I mean it was already popular without him, Dream Smp wouldn't be Dream Smp without Dream would make more sense since Dream started this whole thing lmao.

[@TO-ne2nl]

@indiebell That's what I said but simplified.

[@TO-ne2nl]

@indiebell ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@justsomeguywhoneverdies9210]

@indiebell more like Technoblade is like Spider-Man of Marvel (the most popular character), and Dream is Stan Lee.

[@that1person584]

Exactly it wouldn’t be the same without the guy who breaks the fourth wall

[@RaquelVillarruel]

rest in peace techno. we will never forget what you did to people and the community and how you made so many people so fucking happy and how you put smiles on their faces. Rest in peace. Technoblade never dies.

[@BlueGhost_x]

14:15 technoblade and phill obliterate more orphans with da army

[@MystiMan1]

Watching this video again after Techno's passing just fills my heart with joy and eyes with tears. He lived a great life. R.I.P. Techno

[@Gh0stxxad0re]

12:18 A wholesome family moment lol

[@ravenrosetta1143]

Alex May be dead, but Technoblade will forever be remembered. On KZbin, On Twitch, By his fans, By his family, by the hundreds of clips on every social network ever, He will continue to shine like gold in our memories. Forever. R.I.P. Alex 1999-2022

[@bebo_the_doombrick]

‘Legends never die’ This song fits techno because no matter what he’s always alive in our hearts

[@Pamaj420]

3:25 this will forever be my favorite clip of this man

[@nothinkin69]

SAME 😭

[@hunter-zp4qi]

He was about to say cracker XD

[@avaweeks3841]

Techno deserves so much. He has helped so many people, me included. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES Actually though, the video his dad made for him is so heartbreaking and I’ve been crying for hours now. I want to give his whole family a hug. Techno will be missed Legends never die o7

[@doogsniffedcocaine]

True

[@l4ver_al3x]

He will never die in our hearts o7

[@Noone-be5et]

What video?

[@jasmimmateus2588]

@@Noone-be5et "so long nerds" techno's channel

[@goldentoast_]

o7

[@oriayo]

This memories turned from something that will litterly make me cry to something that makes my day 1000 times better, rip technoblade, you will always have a special place in my heart

[@SUUGAARRR]

Since technoblade dies, I stopped killing pigs, it's because they remind me of technoblade everytime I see they're face.

[@steelbread5]

i put on a pig skin

[@steelbread5]

not irl

[@maiav9919]

I laughed my ass off at this a year ago. It feels bittersweet now, but we'll never forget the good times. Technoblade never dies.

[@fishwearingheadphones5923]

He's dead tho

[@Sumthing2U]

@@fishwearingheadphones5923 I’m gonna grab technos sword real quick

[@fishwearingheadphones5923]

@@Sumthing2U what is technos sword gonna do lmao

[@Sumthing2U]

@@fishwearingheadphones5923 nothing, why are you asking?

[@fishwearingheadphones5923]

@@Sumthing2U u said it lmao

[@EbayssWalker]

Their version of pigstep is actually good

[@XxSunlowxX90]

It’s so good to re watch these things and hear his voice

[@feitannatief1584]

I MISS HIM SO MUCH MAN

[@pickthediamondlock7967]

Techno: Wait! Why did nobody tell me that you can't crit hit while sprinting?! Techno's mind: Wait! Why have I been deprived of another way of causing pain?!

[@zealora3934]

Tommy’s scream when he sees the dozens of wither skeleton skulls. It’s pure terror and I love it

[@partygoer9164]

14:10 that polar bear was watching EVERYTHING

[@isaaccraig8711]

This is what the guy wanted to do in the first place, make people laugh, for the content. RIP Technoblade, you will never die.

[@alphapuph]

12:30 i love that you can see how quickly technoblade alt tabs

[@derpious267]

He didn't even hesitate

[@Gunther_Griffin]

​@@derpious267 Yea

[@joaoguilhermerodriguesmout6058]

😂😂😂

[@AliferousAngels]

I love how so many of them have Tommy-- Bedrock Duo my beloved

[@diceonvenus]

The fact I didn’t know about “duos” until I found TNT duo. Then suddenly I’m seeing Rocket Duo and Bedrock Duo?? How did I not know this before what the heck man

[@randomnoob2326]

Bedrock duo🤝twins duo🤝dirty crime boys duo

[@blake_the_dreadnought]

12:33 the ban hammer has spoken! -technoblade

[@ghostoftheuchiha295]

This just popped up in my recommendations, RIP Technoblade never dies ✊

[@LunaVid]

4:35 man’s really predicted the future xd

[@rainybxt1920]

This Technoblade guy is actually hilarious, he could become a KZbinr. He was a great KZbinr. Rest In Peace, Technoblade.

[@ACatLoversHandle]

5:47 he predicted it

[@user-jw8ci2yj7w]

Great vid! 😀

[@urnotthatguypal4785]

Someone: “says something that’s English but not in the dictionary” KZbin: “TrAnSlAtE tO eNgLiSh?”

[@SoMeBoDyOnCeToLdMe]

10:36 POV: that *one* cop watching 👁👄👁

[@ba-it3xz]

9:12 this is why we love technoblade

[@nightmarestale1051]

11:10 i Love how Happy and exited Tommy Looks at the prospect of having Techno in His Side😂