new #1 skywars strategy

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Technoblade

Technoblade

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@sapphomine
@sapphomine 5 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: *It's over, Anakin. I have legally obtained personal property and have built a residence upon it*
@potatobug5136
@potatobug5136 5 жыл бұрын
*YOU underestimate my power*
@jduviidnjcjdksk7749
@jduviidnjcjdksk7749 5 жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic is my religion
@Bossbabyfan2023
@Bossbabyfan2023 5 жыл бұрын
nah that's real property not personal property
@sapphomine
@sapphomine 5 жыл бұрын
qawmame do you mean real estate lmao
@Bossbabyfan2023
@Bossbabyfan2023 5 жыл бұрын
Real estate would work here, but I meant real property. Real property is "immovable" property like buildings or land, personal property is "movable" property that isn't fixed on the ground..
@kapsxd
@kapsxd 5 жыл бұрын
Next day: Everybody builds houses for themselves in skywars and live happily ever after
@strike0057
@strike0057 5 жыл бұрын
And the ender dragon showed up and destroy everything
@lilionepheone9202
@lilionepheone9202 5 жыл бұрын
Homeless people decreased by 80%
@suchlag5891
@suchlag5891 4 жыл бұрын
Str!ke Now homeless people increased by 6969%
@Marek.Svatos
@Marek.Svatos 4 жыл бұрын
XD
@Sparemethestrike
@Sparemethestrike 4 жыл бұрын
Smp series
@fishbowlliz
@fishbowlliz 4 жыл бұрын
"Hippity hoppity, get off my property." - Technoblade, 2019 in SMP Earth.
@a_businessman
@a_businessman 3 жыл бұрын
wait smp earth was 2019?
@qrosilaux6775
@qrosilaux6775 3 жыл бұрын
@@a_businessman wait WHAT
@xexpaguette
@xexpaguette 2 жыл бұрын
three years ago
@samuelrosethorne1858
@samuelrosethorne1858 2 жыл бұрын
AH yes
@davidtapley2932
@davidtapley2932 Жыл бұрын
Reading this comment makes me miss techno more
@prod_brn
@prod_brn 5 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t have good interior, how will you win?” *removes a dead bush*
@Baddino45
@Baddino45 4 жыл бұрын
I KNOW RIGHT?!? What amateur.
@AZ-cw1gt
@AZ-cw1gt 4 жыл бұрын
How shame he could possibly broke a dead bush
@LD-dt1sk
@LD-dt1sk 4 жыл бұрын
And he wont be dead
@siawsebastian9089
@siawsebastian9089 4 жыл бұрын
It all comes to personal preference
@sergevictoryyt
@sergevictoryyt 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshsg4338 stfu
@crabby4911
@crabby4911 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: **literally does nothing except building a house** Also Technoblade: **wins easily**
@real_pieiskewl
@real_pieiskewl 4 жыл бұрын
Deadsh0t50 bot lol
@lazyowl9616
@lazyowl9616 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: doesn't kill other players Other skywars players: *fine, I'll do it myself*
@deandewet1151
@deandewet1151 3 жыл бұрын
you should have wrote everyone:so i have chosen death
@wintop..
@wintop.. 3 жыл бұрын
we watched the video
@crabby4911
@crabby4911 3 жыл бұрын
@@wintop.. congrats
@MiningManiac-dd1fl
@MiningManiac-dd1fl 7 жыл бұрын
I just did this strategy, and I was in the final 2. The other person looked at me, and said, "nice Technoblade house strat." About a minute later, he fell into the void and I won. THIS WORKS!!!
@somebody721
@somebody721 6 жыл бұрын
I bet this is how people get masters in ranked
@AbdurRaheemMahomed
@AbdurRaheemMahomed 6 жыл бұрын
Lul
@jeretoon8350
@jeretoon8350 5 жыл бұрын
I tried this, I won 4/9 games and I’m garbage. 2 times they fell off the map and the other two I held down right click while holding snowballs
@Soapduck_
@Soapduck_ 5 жыл бұрын
Peoples accuracy are below my grades
@topty9583
@topty9583 5 жыл бұрын
people just underestimate you
@barteque_
@barteque_ 4 жыл бұрын
9:20 "get out of my property" and shooting people this is so american
@anthonypaul5654
@anthonypaul5654 4 жыл бұрын
@Expostulated Its still on 69
@hugebuffman3619
@hugebuffman3619 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonypaul5654 now it's on 110
@bloo6639
@bloo6639 4 жыл бұрын
I wanna die its 12 squared
@goedough
@goedough 4 жыл бұрын
@@bloo6639 it's 278
@goedough
@goedough 4 жыл бұрын
@@sircheesethethird6179 yo do realise I commented like 2 weeks ago my guy...
@alanqp6228
@alanqp6228 4 жыл бұрын
techno uses Strat: 100% win rate me uses Strat: 0% win rate and before I can ever get blocks I get rushed by some dude with prot 9 million Diamond amour and a Diamond sword that has so much sharpness I can't even look at the dude before i'm dead
@dyno2278
@dyno2278 4 жыл бұрын
Diamond*
@anotherasian3514
@anotherasian3514 3 жыл бұрын
it’s because your property value wasn’t high enough. common mistake smh.
@sudeepk8449
@sudeepk8449 3 жыл бұрын
@RenTheHedgehog that’s the joke it’s called hyperbole
@franzferdinand721
@franzferdinand721 3 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing too hard at this
@ynyaan
@ynyaan 3 жыл бұрын
YE LMAO
@Dogonlol
@Dogonlol 5 жыл бұрын
*grian would like to know your location*
@anxiousbean33
@anxiousbean33 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t you mean Grain he’s bread
@aloopekis
@aloopekis 4 жыл бұрын
@@anxiousbean33 no grian is a famous builder
@johnxstudio2683
@johnxstudio2683 4 жыл бұрын
@@aloopekis i think he's joking?
@aloopekis
@aloopekis 4 жыл бұрын
@@johnxstudio2683 maybe
@anxiousbean33
@anxiousbean33 4 жыл бұрын
FFF_playz_ MC yes I was joking... I still watch his videos and he made a joke about him not being bread
@aru_bedo
@aru_bedo 5 жыл бұрын
0:20 Places crafting bench 2 blocks from an already pre-places crafting bench
@ultimatecrow6167
@ultimatecrow6167 5 жыл бұрын
ThermalScr33n and still wins
@yeaboiii4946
@yeaboiii4946 4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@hugebuffman3619
@hugebuffman3619 4 жыл бұрын
pvp tactics
@Slackow
@Slackow 4 жыл бұрын
ThermalScr33n I've seen this video 4 times and didn't notice that until you said that
@ananimoselty2234
@ananimoselty2234 4 жыл бұрын
He just wanted to remove that dead bush
@nabilmohdamin8872
@nabilmohdamin8872 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone else playing skywars: **sweating intensifies** Technoblade: haha house go brr
@Likestoriess
@Likestoriess 3 жыл бұрын
Nobody sweats this game everyone’s bad
@alanquach7455
@alanquach7455 3 жыл бұрын
@@Likestoriess agreed you’re bad
@shelli6518
@shelli6518 3 жыл бұрын
@@alanquach7455 who's side am i supposed to be on
@alanquach7455
@alanquach7455 3 жыл бұрын
@@shelli6518 no idea I just said that because they said everyone who plays this game is bad, meaning they’re bad too for playing it
@shelli6518
@shelli6518 3 жыл бұрын
@@alanquach7455 i ok so you and right yes
@bitshot8043
@bitshot8043 5 жыл бұрын
If only I had enemies this incompetent
@kkTeaz
@kkTeaz 4 жыл бұрын
Everywhere
@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199
@justsomegoosewithinterneta4199 4 жыл бұрын
Every
@takemetothestarz
@takemetothestarz 4 жыл бұрын
E
@Milomite1
@Milomite1 4 жыл бұрын
.
@omicra6874
@omicra6874 4 жыл бұрын
@SammyMaggio
@SammyMaggio 5 жыл бұрын
"What he sees is a random steve skin building a terrible house, He assumes you've downloaded the game yesterday- He assumes you think youre playing singleplayer and that you don't even know the difference between him and a creeper, and then suddenly he tries to bridge up and then you become spontaneously intelligent and then just throw him off the cliff before he can do anything and *free coins"* -Technoblade 2017 idk what made me laugh so hard, either it was the creeper or free coins.
@vinishoos9190
@vinishoos9190 5 жыл бұрын
Sammy/Tracy Maggio dude I’m not even lying I promise I was scrolling down the comments while watching this and I read this the EXACT same time techno was saying it in the vid I swear I’m not even lying
@SammyMaggio
@SammyMaggio 5 жыл бұрын
That legit happens to me sometimes XD
@suchlag5891
@suchlag5891 4 жыл бұрын
Awww man
@amnesiac8887
@amnesiac8887 4 жыл бұрын
*SPONTANEOUS INTELLIGENCE*
@SpectreBlitz
@SpectreBlitz 4 жыл бұрын
I was gonna like but I was that you were on 69
@broke_block
@broke_block 4 жыл бұрын
Spawn island: exists* Technoblade: it’s free real estate
@xyzzy64
@xyzzy64 2 жыл бұрын
this is literally the best use of this meme i have ever seen yet you only got 57 likes :(
@homan-awa
@homan-awa Жыл бұрын
this is so underrated what
@Zan9k
@Zan9k 5 жыл бұрын
Bro u might have won the game at 4:04, but you decreased your property value at the same time, so who is the true winner?
@gamervloggersgb5690
@gamervloggersgb5690 5 жыл бұрын
The insurance companies
@deltanedas
@deltanedas 5 жыл бұрын
@@gamervloggersgb5690 underrated
@lilxnan
@lilxnan 5 жыл бұрын
ur right
@herbykit
@herbykit 5 жыл бұрын
404 property value not found
@kahdka1254
@kahdka1254 5 жыл бұрын
erty16542 We are the winners
@tonysopranodrivingsongslover
@tonysopranodrivingsongslover 5 жыл бұрын
i litterally started watching techno blade because of minecraft mondays, what is this man doing? how is he always winning?!? he, he builds houses.
@zyyfox5751
@zyyfox5751 5 жыл бұрын
justokay107 same
@eliasredlich3425
@eliasredlich3425 5 жыл бұрын
Just wait when you see his 1000x winstreak video
@nate6617
@nate6617 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the Technoblade channel friend
@peterhu7039
@peterhu7039 5 жыл бұрын
dw he is a god at pretty much anything XD
@yakineko6635
@yakineko6635 5 жыл бұрын
you fool you have only but begun
@AreHorsesReal
@AreHorsesReal 4 жыл бұрын
Techno 1 year after this video: Makes fun of someone who builds a house on their island.
@anthonyhemmersbach7390
@anthonyhemmersbach7390 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment is a year ago now :>
@oatmealdoodles
@oatmealdoodles 3 жыл бұрын
Proceeds to cyber bully Dream in the SMP for not having a house… -_-
@MuffinHead1001
@MuffinHead1001 5 ай бұрын
@@anthonyhemmersbach7390YOUR comment is 2 years ago
@AryanMahajan-zz4ro
@AryanMahajan-zz4ro Ай бұрын
@@MuffinHead1001 YOUR comment is 3 months ago
@MuffinHead1001
@MuffinHead1001 Ай бұрын
@@AryanMahajan-zz4ro WELL, ERM YOUR COMMENT IS *7 HOURS AGO*
@dfchandler2671
@dfchandler2671 7 жыл бұрын
Taxes went up and i lost the game :(
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 7 жыл бұрын
rip
@dfchandler2671
@dfchandler2671 7 жыл бұрын
You're a legend, you just a made a nerds day
@xapdraws
@xapdraws 7 жыл бұрын
*you're
@dfchandler2671
@dfchandler2671 7 жыл бұрын
there ya go
@TheCaliBoy
@TheCaliBoy 7 жыл бұрын
Full Moon Gaming nice one
@federicothecreator
@federicothecreator 4 жыл бұрын
So nobody’s gonna mention that his nick is: “Architect”? It fits perfectly.
@xxbeans93xx76
@xxbeans93xx76 4 жыл бұрын
It’s almost as if he made his nick that to fit the video?
@qthyuckk
@qthyuckk 3 жыл бұрын
Architect more like architech
@miwiki6
@miwiki6 3 жыл бұрын
it's almost as if you could choose the nick you will use when you do /nick!
@electric_3110
@electric_3110 3 жыл бұрын
@@qthyuckk ah, i see your a man of culture as well.
@cyberrrt
@cyberrrt 3 жыл бұрын
ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴡᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ɪᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ғᴜɴɴʏ ᴀᴛ ᴀʟʟ
@sehajchadha2633
@sehajchadha2633 2 жыл бұрын
whenever i feel im not on my A game i watch techno and get better, Rest in peace king
@iGapLOnYoutube
@iGapLOnYoutube 7 жыл бұрын
The best way to be good at skywars is to eat a balanced breakfast.
@bjarksi69
@bjarksi69 7 жыл бұрын
iGapL - Minecraft true also i watch u
@runarcn
@runarcn 7 жыл бұрын
tapl ripoff change name to technohate or something
@juliajons
@juliajons 7 жыл бұрын
oooo u watch techno
@magmiy
@magmiy 7 жыл бұрын
TurtleArtz GFX / DZN oh no he ripped off a minecraft name
@aangblaster
@aangblaster 7 жыл бұрын
And get good elbows. You need those elbows man.
@fuckthegamecallmonsterlege4093
@fuckthegamecallmonsterlege4093 2 жыл бұрын
3:50 imagine spending so long camping the middle getting full ench diamond armor, getting gaps and epearl just to fall while bridging
@EEEEEEEE
@EEEEEEEE 3 ай бұрын
‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎E
@luvovi
@luvovi 7 жыл бұрын
I liked the part with the door.
@BlueSolarEclipse
@BlueSolarEclipse 7 жыл бұрын
I liked the part where he almost forgot the door.
@braydenlund4204
@braydenlund4204 6 жыл бұрын
DoorFrame ok door
@Fuvy
@Fuvy 5 жыл бұрын
my fave
@cnixk2097
@cnixk2097 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the part with glass
@Slackow
@Slackow 4 жыл бұрын
BlueSolarEclipse nice
@wchannel996
@wchannel996 3 жыл бұрын
tryhard: *oh look, a kids building a house this should be ez* the kid in the house:
@Tripledeluxer
@Tripledeluxer 5 жыл бұрын
"KZbinr opens door, watches man die, then closes door again" best tactic
@landevequilay918
@landevequilay918 3 жыл бұрын
Child*
@thetroll7841
@thetroll7841 2 жыл бұрын
@@landevequilay918 Orphan*
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 2 жыл бұрын
2017 Defib Skywars trap videos
@benplum5278
@benplum5278 5 жыл бұрын
9:30 techno shows his second amendment rights
@RaySizim
@RaySizim 4 жыл бұрын
Stop and delete your channel you worthless son of a human
@h0stilefr0g9
@h0stilefr0g9 4 жыл бұрын
Freeby 32 dont be rude
@splufs8625
@splufs8625 4 жыл бұрын
Kami no let him, there bots so they can’t reply
@splufs8625
@splufs8625 4 жыл бұрын
Kami actually, he COPIED animations
@soysource3218
@soysource3218 3 жыл бұрын
Begging for subs is weak.
@Sam2Reel
@Sam2Reel 4 жыл бұрын
8:58 I like how mr bean went in the house just to say hello. What a great man
@Dudeman1738
@Dudeman1738 6 жыл бұрын
He has full prot gear and grapples and I have nothi- *he walks off edge* .... why do I play this
@PlacidSine
@PlacidSine 5 жыл бұрын
joseph steinberg why did you just quote the video
@KriticalHD69
@KriticalHD69 5 жыл бұрын
And i have all the gear and im killed by a no armor and stone sword in 3 hits
@deoce
@deoce 4 жыл бұрын
@7l6 what, how does that guy have anything to do withthe video or the comment?
@lguffee4930
@lguffee4930 4 жыл бұрын
@Dino Boy No no, he’s got a point.
@done3417
@done3417 4 жыл бұрын
We watched the video
@ADirtBlock
@ADirtBlock 7 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna see so many houses now in solo ;-;
@alurienflame4439
@alurienflame4439 7 жыл бұрын
Imagine a skywars game where the last two players both built houses, so it just end in a tie because neither of them leave.
@REDgamingHD
@REDgamingHD 7 жыл бұрын
ADirtBlock just saw one today
@squidguy7907
@squidguy7907 7 жыл бұрын
This explains a lot
@sifi3355
@sifi3355 7 жыл бұрын
ADirtBlock funny thing is I did this strategy with my friend without knowing it was an actual strategy
@oeight447
@oeight447 6 жыл бұрын
its just gonna be a neighborhood
@CaribbeanF
@CaribbeanF 2 жыл бұрын
We lost a great man today Rest In Peace technoblade ❤️
@TheCaliBoy
@TheCaliBoy 7 жыл бұрын
The #1 skywars strategy is to get guuuud
@Technoblade
@Technoblade 7 жыл бұрын
that's the number one stategy for pretty much everything tbh
@nullnull3438
@nullnull3438 7 жыл бұрын
How about spelling?
@TheCaliBoy
@TheCaliBoy 7 жыл бұрын
Team Dumbinators did that on purpose
@starcubey
@starcubey 7 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that it is spelled "git gud" with only 1 "u"
@jacobtaylor3356
@jacobtaylor3356 5 жыл бұрын
I think he meant techno's spelling xD
@jimmysmith7898
@jimmysmith7898 7 жыл бұрын
that thumbnail is the pinnacle of human talent in art, a masterpiece for the ages. it shall be remembered for all eternity.
@BlueSolarEclipse
@BlueSolarEclipse 7 жыл бұрын
or not
@bigboyhops2083
@bigboyhops2083 5 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@woopwoop6338
@woopwoop6338 5 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Smith it’s not a house it’s a home
@veryscaryreaper8883
@veryscaryreaper8883 5 жыл бұрын
What’s sad is that this is my peak. This is the most attention I will receive for anything in my entire life. This was my one time in the spotlight. And it is a shitty MSPaint thumbnail for a Minecraft video. (If you want proof that I was jexxet, you can look up my current name on NameMC.)
@timeset3723
@timeset3723 5 жыл бұрын
You are right and I can only draw pathetic perfect circles
@dingbaaat5569
@dingbaaat5569 4 жыл бұрын
lol i was watching this and trying the strat. yep 100% win ratio
@Echosays
@Echosays 7 жыл бұрын
This guy needs to collab with Grian
@wizardlizard4496
@wizardlizard4496 7 жыл бұрын
The ultra mega biga super duper slooper plan!
@xDqvidGamingMinecraft
@xDqvidGamingMinecraft 7 жыл бұрын
Echo says grian can build while techno does the guarding xd
@davidtoth3032
@davidtoth3032 7 жыл бұрын
yes.
@thecloudyorker5188
@thecloudyorker5188 7 жыл бұрын
Echo says Nah Grian is not in the same building skill level as Techno. Techno is way to much of a pro.
@bananapalyz3668
@bananapalyz3668 7 жыл бұрын
Echo says yes
@arsenicflask
@arsenicflask 5 жыл бұрын
Techno is only using 5% of his power in Skywars
@vince2969
@vince2969 4 жыл бұрын
@Poka Tetris 0.5
@AbyssalBruh
@AbyssalBruh 4 жыл бұрын
0.000000000000000001%
@zackhancock5168
@zackhancock5168 4 жыл бұрын
0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001
@brucemarks2851
@brucemarks2851 4 жыл бұрын
Impressive, u made me use 1% of my power
@randomnoob3033
@randomnoob3033 3 жыл бұрын
0% he's not even using it
@sinic07
@sinic07 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why these videos are bursting. Getting in recommendation after techno passed away These videos are making me sad and nothing else I hope he's alive and just pranking
@animeloverron8004
@animeloverron8004 2 жыл бұрын
Same I really hope it’s a joke
@plasmadanny
@plasmadanny 2 жыл бұрын
It's OK to be sad, I thought this aswell, I thought it would be in technoblade fashion but after seeing everyone's tributes, it gets harder and harder to believe, but it might just be an elaborate way to escape and if it is I wouldn't even be mad, what he achieved in his life and the amount of stress he must had gone through would have been intolerable for anyone and Alex said himself that he doesn't deal well in high stress situations. But even so Long live the blood god, you have done well in your life, now go conquer heaven.
@NotSteel
@NotSteel 2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same. But you can't deny what happened.
@Tom-if5vd
@Tom-if5vd 7 жыл бұрын
Again techno ... u forgot the big red arrows ...
@viperthehelicopter7819
@viperthehelicopter7819 7 жыл бұрын
he can still add arrows
@veryscaryreaper8883
@veryscaryreaper8883 7 жыл бұрын
You mean I forgot the big red arrows. I made the thumbnail...
@cloverdove
@cloverdove 5 жыл бұрын
Hexagons
@casualsanta
@casualsanta 5 жыл бұрын
FAKE. I tried this in 2008 and I lost all my money to the failing housing market
@cryingpogamongusman1960
@cryingpogamongusman1960 4 жыл бұрын
SuperShourya and real life was released on 1
@siawsebastian9089
@siawsebastian9089 4 жыл бұрын
A true economist wouldn't say that
@nonamesaretaken5616
@nonamesaretaken5616 4 жыл бұрын
the great regression
@simplyaqua15
@simplyaqua15 4 жыл бұрын
@@Duality305 im struggling to figure out if this is a joke
@JavaJake123
@JavaJake123 4 жыл бұрын
The Fish *0
@walkerly_
@walkerly_ 2 жыл бұрын
This was the very first video of Techno's that I watched. Really sad to see him go, he was truly a great inspiration to me and many others...
@ruok6506
@ruok6506 2 жыл бұрын
Same this was the first video I seen from him, this video blew up on people's recommendations, been watching him ever since Technoblade never dies
@Gaymorr
@Gaymorr 2 жыл бұрын
HE. NEVER. DIES.
@braydenhuskinson2147
@braydenhuskinson2147 2 жыл бұрын
@@Gaymorr he just did cuh
@masterweird
@masterweird 2 жыл бұрын
@@braydenhuskinson2147 heros will be remembered but legends never die
@therealflowminecraft
@therealflowminecraft 2 жыл бұрын
@@braydenhuskinson2147 lmao straight and honest
@KrisspyyK
@KrisspyyK 7 жыл бұрын
After being subscribed for about a month with your quality thumbnails that people put their blood sweat and tears into I've confirmed that you are in fact at my top 10 most Overpowered anime characters.
@degu8028
@degu8028 7 жыл бұрын
Picture it: PVP gods are having an insane battle outside - lava is cascading onto the ground, rods are being hurled in every direction, potions are splashing on every surface... A pig snout pokes through the curtains of a nearby house. He watches the war unfurling in front of him, silently judging. Waiting for the moment to pounce. He glances at the strength potion in his trotter, and back again at the players. The player in front of PVP_God1 erupts into an explosion of blood particles and items. PVP_GOD1 feels a surge of victory and quickly looks through the loot. He suddenly hears an oink behind him, and it is only a moment before he sees "YOU DIED!" on the screen before him in bold, red letters. ... Someone please give me an award for 'Best Writer 2017'. Lol I'm so bored [EDIT] 500 likes!! Thank you very much :)))
@runarcn
@runarcn 7 жыл бұрын
Degu_Girl congrats for best vriter evir. Me spik gud Inglisj
@plaincrazynetwork9826
@plaincrazynetwork9826 7 жыл бұрын
Degu_Girl OMG that was actually a REALLY good story! And I would know because I'm I writer too
@petesiharath9328
@petesiharath9328 7 жыл бұрын
how long did it take you to think of this.
@degu8028
@degu8028 7 жыл бұрын
Plaincrazy Network Lmao thank you! I was just very bored, and when you're bored, you do weird things...
@plaincrazynetwork9826
@plaincrazynetwork9826 7 жыл бұрын
Degu_Girl lol ikr
@qrosilaux6775
@qrosilaux6775 3 жыл бұрын
"He wants to be friends but I've learn't my lesson" " *_No friendship ever_* "
@abey2188
@abey2188 7 жыл бұрын
FATHER : Son What is ur plan for future Son : I AM GONNA OWN A PROPERTY AND CHILL AS THE OTHER SKYWARS PLAYERS FELL DOWN
@BinnerMinecraft
@BinnerMinecraft 7 жыл бұрын
the best way to be good at skywars is to be the biggest nerd ever.
@user-no6il7ij3y
@user-no6il7ij3y 7 жыл бұрын
NERDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@leowiding8792
@leowiding8792 7 жыл бұрын
Binner - Minecraft No you need a gaming chair and the default texture pack xD
@kayvee7983
@kayvee7983 7 жыл бұрын
agreed
@zuccy_93
@zuccy_93 7 жыл бұрын
Binner so be technoblade
@chinguspingus6256
@chinguspingus6256 6 жыл бұрын
Binner a sweaty nerd u mean
@vukotreci
@vukotreci 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: I'm not even tryharding Me, an intellectual: He has become Grian, a tryhard at building
@RBeesMusings
@RBeesMusings 4 жыл бұрын
Scar and BdoubleO are bigger tryhards than grian..they are gods at terraforming/use beacons as light sources in survival..grian is like Kyle ren in the face of darth andeddu
@Swimmernightdog179
@Swimmernightdog179 7 жыл бұрын
I know why he wins TECHNOBLADE NEVA DIES
@sharlivee
@sharlivee 5 жыл бұрын
Legends never *DIEEEEEE~!*
@sammievroo2507
@sammievroo2507 4 жыл бұрын
He wins by houses
@goultzfan
@goultzfan 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: *misses every bow shot* Also Technoblade: wow you're so bad you missed every egg
@alexklink9777
@alexklink9777 4 жыл бұрын
Mohamad Harb and then he proceeded to bow him down with like 6 consecutive shots from 50 blocks away
@sammievroo2507
@sammievroo2507 4 жыл бұрын
Egg is spam bow is slow
@vitanaiq9884
@vitanaiq9884 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how BAD Skywars players were 5 years ago.
@username2168
@username2168 2 жыл бұрын
For real, now everyone is cheating or monster at the game
@neokatwastaken
@neokatwastaken 5 жыл бұрын
Techno blade: I am surprised that nobody is here in the middle yet. This is supposed to be where everyone goes and fights. me: *literally sees 2 full dia armor players fighting with each other* umm what are you talking about?
@wordscrambled
@wordscrambled 5 жыл бұрын
7:38 *im literally dying at his glass placement*
@Gameknight2169
@Gameknight2169 2 жыл бұрын
Techno with Skywars players: "I had no expectations and I'm still disappointed."
@runarcn
@runarcn 7 жыл бұрын
I am a simple man. I see a Technoblade video. I turn off AdBlock. I watch
@jamesjohn3535
@jamesjohn3535 7 жыл бұрын
i dont get
@pot5290
@pot5290 7 жыл бұрын
cheesed sontechnoblade can make money
@Nugcon
@Nugcon 7 жыл бұрын
good
@Lisa-xr6ty
@Lisa-xr6ty 5 жыл бұрын
this is GOLDEN.
@pyotrxd8225
@pyotrxd8225 5 жыл бұрын
But, ads help technoblade
@jonathanwassink3052
@jonathanwassink3052 4 жыл бұрын
No-one: Not a single soul: Technobalde making a craftingtable while there’s one right next to him 0:18
@tarashi1162
@tarashi1162 3 жыл бұрын
all part of his master plan
@macacopedreiro214
@macacopedreiro214 2 жыл бұрын
Dont do Kids Drugs
@batmandangerous3955
@batmandangerous3955 Жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching everything. The content is still S tier.
@오계옥-l9m
@오계옥-l9m 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: *literally does nothing except building a house* Also Technoblade: *wins easily*
@user-ym7jr9ph2u
@user-ym7jr9ph2u 3 жыл бұрын
ㄴㅈ
@randomperson5693
@randomperson5693 2 жыл бұрын
His videos hits different now....
@famlit9943
@famlit9943 5 жыл бұрын
4 pickaxes at the start of the game WE HAVE BEEN TRICKED THE PICKAXES ARE PAID ACTORS
@xivluv
@xivluv 7 жыл бұрын
hmm the strategy is missing thing.... A PENTAGON!
@cheskisuxu
@cheskisuxu 7 жыл бұрын
who needs to ruin children's day when you can become an architecture lol
@mothlookingatyouthruthewin9706
@mothlookingatyouthruthewin9706 7 жыл бұрын
Cheskis hey I am an architecture in real life and I find this very offensive.
@TeamOrdigamer
@TeamOrdigamer 7 жыл бұрын
*architect
@alurienflame4439
@alurienflame4439 7 жыл бұрын
shush we're architectures.
@revvilo
@revvilo 7 жыл бұрын
Why is that so funny to me...
@amazon_kai
@amazon_kai 6 жыл бұрын
Seadog 13 then why are you watching a man beat children to death for coins on KZbin?
@B0wser998
@B0wser998 5 жыл бұрын
"I don't make the rules, I just discover them" LOL
@cru2006
@cru2006 3 жыл бұрын
1:40 funniest part
@anw5772
@anw5772 5 жыл бұрын
3:45 when he fell off I lost it!
@sharikjamidin6957
@sharikjamidin6957 3 жыл бұрын
Its so satisfying wen he is placing the blocks
@atoilet.554
@atoilet.554 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade is the third pig, building out of the strongest material. This is the new canon.
@cad9751
@cad9751 7 жыл бұрын
IF YOU WALK PAST A MOD JUST SAY OH BOI I HOPE THEY BRING BACK TECHNO GUILD!
@TeamOrdigamer
@TeamOrdigamer 7 жыл бұрын
Oh, and also, "Oh boi I sure hope they bring spec chat back"
@SirSquier
@SirSquier Жыл бұрын
KZbin recommending me to this 6 years later
@palea1335
@palea1335 3 жыл бұрын
Thank god he left this video alone...
@ovalrock5527
@ovalrock5527 4 жыл бұрын
5:39 “natural selection per intelligence” Assuming that Skywars players have intelligence? Bold move.
@troglodytetroglodyteto5997
@troglodytetroglodyteto5997 2 жыл бұрын
R I P techno you will never be forgotten. Techno never dies my wigga
@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856
@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856 4 жыл бұрын
Here I was asking "what if someone built a house in skywars? "....
@bobwasbob9461
@bobwasbob9461 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this video again.. crying
@Qurgolith
@Qurgolith 2 жыл бұрын
"I don't make the rules I just discover them." - He who never dies.
@smellthel
@smellthel 2 жыл бұрын
I still see people building houses in Skywars. Technoblade what have you done!
@misuriyae
@misuriyae 4 жыл бұрын
Who's the nicked youtuber?- I wanna know his/her reaction
@jacobw4612
@jacobw4612 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@misnomer6345
@misnomer6345 3 жыл бұрын
Who is it
@killerkirby366
@killerkirby366 3 жыл бұрын
Whooooo!
@slylilroxyfoxy8841
@slylilroxyfoxy8841 3 жыл бұрын
Who
@mosessinanta8005
@mosessinanta8005 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know who it is, but whoever it was might get ashamed about his / her death it won't be in the video lol
@qruoy
@qruoy 5 жыл бұрын
Skywars Map: **exists** Technoblade: _Its free real estate_
@kaihee399
@kaihee399 5 жыл бұрын
Original comment: **exists** Mxntej: *It's free real estate*
@qruoy
@qruoy 5 жыл бұрын
@@kaihee399 I see it now but I didn't see it before
@boblarry6897
@boblarry6897 2 жыл бұрын
RIP legend techno may he rest well
@ish4112
@ish4112 4 жыл бұрын
i have learned my lesson, no friendship.... ever. 9:04
@grimbread3731
@grimbread3731 2 жыл бұрын
instead of being sad all the time. i enjoy his old vids
@fear7126
@fear7126 2 жыл бұрын
Anybody else watching this now trying to relive and pretend its 2017 again
@IYgoob
@IYgoob 2 жыл бұрын
Yes this is the technoblade content i was first exposed to so his skywars videos brings so much nostalgia.
@sanskrititrivedy5255
@sanskrititrivedy5255 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: builds houses in skywars Also technoblade: lives in a hole in dream smp
@slylilroxyfoxy8841
@slylilroxyfoxy8841 3 жыл бұрын
Damn.
@GKforce12
@GKforce12 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Techno keep on being #1 where ever you are!
@BowserGlazer
@BowserGlazer 4 жыл бұрын
In smash, I once told someone that if they lose to an inkling that just spams roller, it's not inkling's fault. Now I say this to Minecraft players. If you lose to someone who spends the whole game building a house, it's not the house's fault.
@tomaszwegielewski7964
@tomaszwegielewski7964 4 жыл бұрын
0:33 Maybe because you just ALWAYS win
@alsowaffled3759
@alsowaffled3759 4 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: 0:26 I GOT A FISH!!
@shaheergurchani4518
@shaheergurchani4518 3 жыл бұрын
everybody: fight each other to the death. Techno: builds a house.
@kozmo657
@kozmo657 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P legendd
@manbuckett3460
@manbuckett3460 5 жыл бұрын
9:19 Hypixel stand your ground laws? Castle Doctrine?
@cooperblooper3569
@cooperblooper3569 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade - builds houses and wins the game still. Me - goes full tryhard and is lucky to get top three, if a win at all.
@Humanoid126
@Humanoid126 5 жыл бұрын
I got evicted by the last guy. He threw me off the map.
@lilbitanddaddyze8696
@lilbitanddaddyze8696 3 жыл бұрын
10:12 you see Technoblade's inner anarchist shine through
@RiceBowlS3
@RiceBowlS3 2 жыл бұрын
this one is a classic, one of my favorite vids techno made, hope your house is nice in heaven as well.
@chara8383
@chara8383 4 жыл бұрын
You should do this again but you rig the house to explode for the last guy
@grzmit5904
@grzmit5904 5 жыл бұрын
I swear everytime you do these vids you play against noobs. I always go against mini technos who destroy me
@alsowaffled3759
@alsowaffled3759 4 жыл бұрын
same thats so true
@butterymelon7168
@butterymelon7168 4 жыл бұрын
No you just bad
@neki134
@neki134 4 жыл бұрын
You are the noob
@chonacastillo4777
@chonacastillo4777 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because of ping difference?
@kaigao4842
@kaigao4842 4 жыл бұрын
Nah he just uses paid actors its a reference from another vid
@nottnert
@nottnert 4 жыл бұрын
Techno: uses house strategy Land master: I’m bouta bed this mans whole career
@glitchjedi9584
@glitchjedi9584 5 жыл бұрын
Lazarbeam: its a diamond pick axe, I nEeD fIvE oF tHeM Techno: Hold my beer
@MonsterSquid2006
@MonsterSquid2006 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone: rush them kill sweat Thechnoblade: Builds house
@DarthRevany
@DarthRevany 4 жыл бұрын
Durable thechnoblade
@anunripelemon9769
@anunripelemon9769 3 жыл бұрын
9:35 that moment when u dont mute a group chat on discord while theres a convo
@jaderush4141
@jaderush4141 3 жыл бұрын
01:35 So that's where Techno's habit of making fun of homeless people started. Poor Dream. He just never stood a chance. 02:13 Techno: has 5 diamond pickaxes and specifically points it out at the beginning of the video Also Techno: breaks wood with glass 06:50 I was actually sure it was gonna be that way, tbh. Techno's nicks are sometimes just as conspicuous, lol.
@lqtor5950
@lqtor5950 5 жыл бұрын
10:26 respect
@depressedtoaster887
@depressedtoaster887 Жыл бұрын
man how it felt when i saw this on my recommended. first video from the channel and i instantly fell in love. rip
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