Dream SMP: The Red Festival

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Technoblade

Technoblade

3 жыл бұрын

The only universal language is violence.
featuring Fundy, Nihachu, Jschlatt, Quackity, Tubbo, TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, uh... BadBoyHalo was kinda there... i think i saw Punz maybe... yeah i give up
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@Technoblade
@Technoblade 3 жыл бұрын
it stays in the pit
@lorenabasabe206
@lorenabasabe206 3 жыл бұрын
yes yes
@sudeepgowda8375
@sudeepgowda8375 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@SC-hk6bs
@SC-hk6bs 3 жыл бұрын
The king hath returned
@madisyn_xox
@madisyn_xox 3 жыл бұрын
In the p i t
@redspheres6269
@redspheres6269 3 жыл бұрын
The pig stays in the pit
@legendarylily8871
@legendarylily8871 3 жыл бұрын
techno: "there were like 20 dudes there that would've jumped me tommy" also techno: *turns around and massacres the entire crowd without breaking a sweat*
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 3 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, he caught them by surprise.
@perom551
@perom551 3 жыл бұрын
@@StarryxNight5 Also, he probably didn't know how strong the crossbow really was. You can notice he only improvises the mass murder part after noticing the damage that thing did when it accidentally hit Schlatt and Quackity
@coolboyfunnel9999
@coolboyfunnel9999 3 жыл бұрын
8
@evil-doer6211
@evil-doer6211 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vindextra bro don’t remind me of the channel 😭😭
@mishlimon98
@mishlimon98 3 жыл бұрын
the element of surprise and shock if he just killed the president with an axe the shock wouldn't be as much like he killed tubbo and the president with rocket
@honkytone608
@honkytone608 3 жыл бұрын
Techno's parents: So, son, what's it like playing Minecraft with other KZbinrs? Techno: Oh, it's nothing too weird. Today, I just infiltrated a public execution and turned it into a terrorist attack. It's all in good fun.
@parvathypattanath4249
@parvathypattanath4249 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@sirbilliamiii8229
@sirbilliamiii8229 3 жыл бұрын
It do be like that tho
@imaginee6236
@imaginee6236 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy’s parents: soo mR THomAtHy what’s like playing with other minecraft youtubers? Tommy: *W a r*
@angadgrewal9324
@angadgrewal9324 3 жыл бұрын
it would be a even more of a deadly terrorist attack if wilbur ignited the tnt to blow up the whole place
@edgewastaken2432
@edgewastaken2432 3 жыл бұрын
I do that on a daily basis but what's minecraft?
@ribbitrabbit64
@ribbitrabbit64 Жыл бұрын
Tubbo: “...our people have been beaten down by royals and dictators...” The chat: *ItsFundy was burnt to a crisp whilst fighting Technoblade*
@1IQIntellectual2
@1IQIntellectual2 Жыл бұрын
Finally a new comment that isn’t so emotional
@Luke-lm2dk
@Luke-lm2dk Жыл бұрын
@@1IQIntellectual2 I've actually gotten so sick of all the "technoblade never dies🥺🥺🥺🥺" BRO I DONT WANT YOUR PERSONAL ANECDOTE OF HOW MUCH HE MEANT TO YOU KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GODAMN
@Vitamortis.
@Vitamortis. Жыл бұрын
@@Luke-lm2dk i agree except the blasphemy
@TheKweenII_09
@TheKweenII_09 Жыл бұрын
@13:13 - Quackity, Jschlatt and Tubbo_ went off with a bang due to a firework fired from [Subscribe to Technoblade] by Technoblade
@JudgePlaysRoblox
@JudgePlaysRoblox Жыл бұрын
Finally a comment that dosent make me cry a bunch
@DrGears
@DrGears 6 ай бұрын
Techno: "I was peer pressured" Tommy: *upset at Techno for killing Tubbo* Tubbo: *fully understanding of Techno's reasoning* Wilbur: *wanting violence and blood for content*
@HannahGlover-nj5sz
@HannahGlover-nj5sz 4 ай бұрын
He got excellent content.
@yunqpr
@yunqpr 17 күн бұрын
​@@HannahGlover-nj5sz definitely 💀
@loah_1
@loah_1 Күн бұрын
@@yunqpr aged like milk
@Wowsette
@Wowsette 3 жыл бұрын
jschlatt: “Take him out.” technoblade: “take him out to dinner?”
@backspas6485
@backspas6485 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@stuff5757
@stuff5757 3 жыл бұрын
Both options are illegal, since Tubbo is a minor
@waffle3879
@waffle3879 3 жыл бұрын
What a romantic gentleman 😏
@deceasedbeing9540
@deceasedbeing9540 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@dannyn6036
@dannyn6036 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuff5757 what’s wrong with taking a minor out for dinner? My chill uncle’s friend take me and my brothers out for food all the time
@kingbingus9825
@kingbingus9825 3 жыл бұрын
tommy: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU technoblade: "I have a bad attention span, I'm bad at conversations, dont really deal with social conversations well, I might have just committed tax fraud," tommy: YOU KILLED TUBBO technoblade: oh yeah. I forgot about the murders
@Sorta8
@Sorta8 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade in a nutshell.
@ze-what5499
@ze-what5499 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the orphans
@amarisdelarosa102
@amarisdelarosa102 3 жыл бұрын
XDDD
@ani-tabun6056
@ani-tabun6056 3 жыл бұрын
technoblade moment
@smrtenbyproductions5935
@smrtenbyproductions5935 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@Sans-rt8os
@Sans-rt8os 4 ай бұрын
i love how it goes from " nothing good happens to traitors" to " good things dont happen to heroes"
@sockswithsamdals
@sockswithsamdals Жыл бұрын
hearing nihachu go "he's still so young" while he drowns hurts a lot now
@inksans8167
@inksans8167 5 ай бұрын
😭😭
@MuffinKingRin
@MuffinKingRin 4 ай бұрын
😢
@Depressedweeboo
@Depressedweeboo 4 ай бұрын
yeah
@cowardlynoodle8107
@cowardlynoodle8107 3 жыл бұрын
"The only universal language is violence" "Might've just committed tax fraud" "Oh, and the murders" "Those rockets cost $10,000" "All the cool kids talk about state secrets" "You have to understand, I was under mild peer pressure" "The firework weapons test was a HUGE success" "I'll continue stockpiling weapons"
@lazicepie7800
@lazicepie7800 3 жыл бұрын
Deserves to go in the museum of -‘Technoblade quotes’- Edit: ‘Sun Tzu Quotes’
@Monker851
@Monker851 3 жыл бұрын
@@lazicepie7800 you mean sun tzu quotes?
@c.y.922
@c.y.922 3 жыл бұрын
Good quotes
@Minecraft_Steve_
@Minecraft_Steve_ 3 жыл бұрын
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@cloakdagger4711
@cloakdagger4711 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like Technoblade stole some government technology improve it. Then spent it murdering people then realized the fireworks costed way too much and committed tax fraud due to that.
@artificialidiot1654
@artificialidiot1654 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: *kills the whole manberg population* Quakity: Everyone go after tommyinnit right now!
@artificialidiot1654
@artificialidiot1654 3 жыл бұрын
@Online Siblings Ik but tommy didn't murder the president along with his civilians
@pineapplepizza1490
@pineapplepizza1490 3 жыл бұрын
Cuz techno is too powerful
@mohmmadahmed8522
@mohmmadahmed8522 3 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@StarryxNight5
@StarryxNight5 3 жыл бұрын
Quakity has PTSD for techno, man.
@pineswut4676
@pineswut4676 3 жыл бұрын
He didn’t killed purpled lol
@simply_deity
@simply_deity 5 ай бұрын
That rocket launcher is so unbelievably OP. Even Techno was genuinely shocked when he saw how many people he just insta-killed. Gotta love it xD
@daryncollins7640
@daryncollins7640 Жыл бұрын
"i had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water" this is the reason why we loved you as a content creator rest in peace
@bobbynickles6090
@bobbynickles6090 3 жыл бұрын
"He murdered you in front of a crowd" He also murdered the crowd
@wobbmin3705
@wobbmin3705 3 жыл бұрын
No witnesses
@kalpeshjain6044
@kalpeshjain6044 3 жыл бұрын
@@wobbmin3705 yepp
@Robin-su6mn
@Robin-su6mn 3 жыл бұрын
Tru tru
@nothinglol3756
@nothinglol3756 3 жыл бұрын
"Nobody will notice if there's no one to notice" -NoThInGlOl
@bobby3379
@bobby3379 3 жыл бұрын
hey brother bobby lol
@thatteen2173
@thatteen2173 3 жыл бұрын
“Democratically elected leadership? NOT ON MY WATCH!” “Sir this is a taco bell”
@qaurito8081
@qaurito8081 3 жыл бұрын
get rid of the government techno
@CoolName5383
@CoolName5383 3 жыл бұрын
I thought this was an subway
@hkpenguin6309
@hkpenguin6309 3 жыл бұрын
Slaygix no it’s a wendys
@ConventionalAnarchy
@ConventionalAnarchy 3 жыл бұрын
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE
@winterhawks4830
@winterhawks4830 3 жыл бұрын
Lol I just crapped my pants
@soulknight5330
@soulknight5330 10 ай бұрын
I love how well Schlatt plays the vilain role, I feel like Techno and Schlatt compliment the vibe so well even when they’re not directly interacting with each other. It’s such a joy to watch.
@unhorsedprism37
@unhorsedprism37 Жыл бұрын
Techno: *commits mass genocide* "I'm being subjected to mild amounts of peer pressure"
@MrCaretucker
@MrCaretucker 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone’s going to remember this as “Techno’s festival of colors.”
@lukea9854
@lukea9854 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds so much better, that’s what I’m calling the festival now, that’s what’s going down in the history books
@elil7945
@elil7945 3 жыл бұрын
The violence was certainly colorful
@ohitsrusher842
@ohitsrusher842 3 жыл бұрын
Most of the colors were very red
@mangoes.
@mangoes. 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a lovely colorful and peaceful name.. it’s perfect.. ish
@clam6254
@clam6254 3 жыл бұрын
i prefer the red festival, sounds more vicious
@xav6487
@xav6487 3 жыл бұрын
“I had to take a break from drowning to drink a glass of water.” -Technoblade, 2020.
@reedkeister24
@reedkeister24 3 жыл бұрын
He be drinking hot sauce while drowning in lava
@imlimpoism9260
@imlimpoism9260 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@strategicalcelery9206
@strategicalcelery9206 3 жыл бұрын
i was searching for this comment
@joaquinsantana281
@joaquinsantana281 3 жыл бұрын
I took a break from overeating to have a snack.
@johndm.a0252
@johndm.a0252 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to 1000 likes boy
@Plasma99
@Plasma99 Жыл бұрын
Man techno's humor will never get old... but Man do I miss him
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Жыл бұрын
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@iiiaero
@iiiaero Жыл бұрын
@@mehemmetdorak fr
@yoinkerofcookies
@yoinkerofcookies Жыл бұрын
@@mehemmetdorak fax
@coalgamez1326
@coalgamez1326 8 ай бұрын
Rip
@willarddavis7938
@willarddavis7938 8 ай бұрын
his humor isnt the only thing not getting old
@captainkill5983
@captainkill5983 6 ай бұрын
18:31 “there were like 20 dudes they would have shot me where I stood” Techno: *shoots 20 dudes with firework crossbow*
@apacheattackhelicopter5823
@apacheattackhelicopter5823 3 жыл бұрын
“Tommy the thing is, your using words... But the thing about this world, Tommy. Is the only universal language is violence. And we’ve had that conversation, we’ve spoken that language, in the pit. It’s over Tommy. On to a new day, a new plot. To destroy Manburg. [cue evil laughter]”
@anai.7889
@anai.7889 3 жыл бұрын
What stream is that in?
@tomsektul31
@tomsektul31 3 жыл бұрын
@@anai.7889 The Festival
@anai.7889
@anai.7889 3 жыл бұрын
@@tomsektul31 i just got to that part lol sorry
@SagemaGrindset1894
@SagemaGrindset1894 3 жыл бұрын
And to think that techno stated that he's not the roleplaying type of guy and he just put out such an iconic speech lmao
@techyesgun7991
@techyesgun7991 3 жыл бұрын
It stays in the pit
@dragonfly9271
@dragonfly9271 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone: is role-playing Technoblade: I may have just commited tax fraud recently
@gunter6377
@gunter6377 3 жыл бұрын
Manberg may have taxes. We don't know
@user-yw3ic8qc1h
@user-yw3ic8qc1h 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade : power : 10 defence : 10 charisma : 7 dedication : 10 intelligence : 10 role play : 2
@rossadinho7349
@rossadinho7349 3 жыл бұрын
@@gunter6377 they do, because Schlatt raised Niki’s taxes when Tommy asked for a visa for Ninja’s visit
@HiroForgetsStuff
@HiroForgetsStuff 3 жыл бұрын
Yep this makes sense than humanity
@karalyna2004
@karalyna2004 2 жыл бұрын
Technofraud
@thelastprime4978
@thelastprime4978 Жыл бұрын
Oh my god this video legit has probably one of the best intros on KZbin If Techno knew how to do anything it was how to make one hell of an entrance Rest In Peace Blood god no one could ever do it like you
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Жыл бұрын
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@hiii345
@hiii345 11 ай бұрын
@@mehemmetdorakboy shut up it’s called respecting a legend and you are on every single comment that says rip nobody is in mood right now everyone here is sad
@rosasoria627
@rosasoria627 8 ай бұрын
Techno: hold on I left the stove on at home. Fundy: NOOOOOOO
@mutedchroma
@mutedchroma 3 жыл бұрын
Techno... Play dumb “Take him out” “...To dinner?” But not that dumb
@mlgspeedwagon4908
@mlgspeedwagon4908 3 жыл бұрын
Romantic music
@Eternal_Agony453
@Eternal_Agony453 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Shaun-co6po
@Shaun-co6po 3 жыл бұрын
This had 999 likes and now i will be the 1000 like
@b-roajohnfredg.4991
@b-roajohnfredg.4991 3 жыл бұрын
I see the reference
@iaminevitable3495
@iaminevitable3495 3 жыл бұрын
@@b-roajohnfredg.4991 HISHE ends
@MusicLover96954
@MusicLover96954 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade’s actual personality is his own character lmao and it fits perfectly
@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car
@Hit_by_a_Parked_Car 3 жыл бұрын
self insert
@Professor_Brie
@Professor_Brie 3 жыл бұрын
They’re not pretending to be characters they’re not on the SMP, they’re only exaggerating and making things more dramatic in a very extended bit, in a way, so it would make sense that they’d act like themselves, since there isn’t actually a specific character they’re trying to play other than a more entertaining version of themselves. So pretty much, everyone’s “character” is themselves. 👍
@RaelagDidEverythingRight
@RaelagDidEverythingRight 3 жыл бұрын
They are pretending they are themselves
@okayum
@okayum 3 жыл бұрын
@@Professor_Brie THIS. This is exactly why every single person using the excuse of "personas" to do whatever they want in art or fanfiction is complete bullcrap and I'm tired of it. That excuse was, is, and always will be invalid.
@okayum
@okayum 3 жыл бұрын
EDIT: misunderstood
@YN4TOG
@YN4TOG Жыл бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES! R.I.P technoblade/Alex 1999-2022
@DeezLigma_
@DeezLigma_ Жыл бұрын
Bro I wished he didn’t die this man’s content was so good rest in peace Technoblade it wasn’t your time 😢
@mehemmetdorak
@mehemmetdorak Жыл бұрын
can you not ruin the mood and remind everyone that hes dead
@_SunTzu
@_SunTzu 2 ай бұрын
2022? god damn
@RnadomStuff
@RnadomStuff Жыл бұрын
13:49 I love the genuine laugh after he sees how many people he killed I miss techno 😢
@lcgdabmaster6797
@lcgdabmaster6797 3 жыл бұрын
“Hey, If Ur Gonna Die, Why Not Kill Everyone Else First?” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War
@stuun-two-re3571
@stuun-two-re3571 3 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu, The Art Of Terrorism
@lcgdabmaster6797
@lcgdabmaster6797 3 жыл бұрын
@@stuun-two-re3571 Sunsama Tzu Laden
@ascendingmofo2943
@ascendingmofo2943 3 жыл бұрын
@@lcgdabmaster6797 I like those words
@lusca999
@lusca999 3 жыл бұрын
@@lcgdabmaster6797 Sun Tzu, Art of BOOM
@justicenah8183
@justicenah8183 3 жыл бұрын
eck
@shakazar1815
@shakazar1815 3 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore the fact techno just filmed himself beating a fox to death while on drugs?
@droopsmoop
@droopsmoop 3 жыл бұрын
So you were worried about that and not him committing a literal massacre
@shakazar1815
@shakazar1815 3 жыл бұрын
@@droopsmoopshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@deadprank947
@deadprank947 3 жыл бұрын
@@kittycat-sc7je shut up
@Yo-en8fc
@Yo-en8fc 3 жыл бұрын
Eh. Sounds normal
@duceysanem
@duceysanem 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yo-en8fc yeah idk what there talking about
@ynedd
@ynedd Жыл бұрын
16:25 Techno: "Wilbur, you wanted to blow up Manberg." Wilbur: "Oh yeah, yeah, it's all in the past man, IT'S ALL IN THE FUTURE" The bastard hinted at it! He friggin hinted at it! We all just ignored it!!!
@doodleee3
@doodleee3 Жыл бұрын
no one: techno while drowning:im kinda thirsty im gonna drink a glass of water
@hermioneclearwater2765
@hermioneclearwater2765 3 жыл бұрын
"Any critical, national weaknesses we want to talk about?" *Dead silence* "For fun?"
@jepiene
@jepiene 3 жыл бұрын
Whoo state secrets
@sindly8729
@sindly8729 3 жыл бұрын
Whoo,party
@kousei9661
@kousei9661 3 жыл бұрын
FIREWORKS WHOO
@wobbmin3705
@wobbmin3705 3 жыл бұрын
"Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@hayhay4357
@hayhay4357 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna like but it's at 666 so oh well
@jiehe3630
@jiehe3630 3 жыл бұрын
He’s started another SMP series to distract squid kid while he farms 1billion potatoes
@TopHatsGuy
@TopHatsGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Potato war 4? The grand finale
@CreamyCow
@CreamyCow 3 жыл бұрын
@@TopHatsGuy and then grand finale rematch
@cdragon7583
@cdragon7583 3 жыл бұрын
@@CreamyCow there is not actual grand finale.... it goes on forever
@pedropereira6888
@pedropereira6888 3 жыл бұрын
I mean his island is still private and squid kid's island is private too again after being public when the war ended. And aparently Techno still farms potatos by hand so he might be silently going for a 1 billion of a certain resource
@Error-zg4po
@Error-zg4po 3 жыл бұрын
I really hope Techno is NOT doing a potato war part 4 for his mental sake and tbh I really want a variety in content
@multiverseofmadness593
@multiverseofmadness593 10 ай бұрын
technoblade:i will go even when im not invited also him:why am i here?
@xaroz904
@xaroz904 Жыл бұрын
if you are down here because you've heard of his death, lets both take a moment to appreciate his life. he was a living legend, and now that legend is immortalized in our hearts. if given to opportunity, donate blood for cancer patients, let techno be our beacon of guidance as we work to protect those who cant protect themselves. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@TheFlamingSword_
@TheFlamingSword_ 3 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone else is seriously roleplaying while Techno is just being himself
@hubristhethird8562
@hubristhethird8562 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah he'll just put the baby in the pocket imo🐖✋😬
@bidetsupremacy1698
@bidetsupremacy1698 3 жыл бұрын
Techno being techno
@mildlobster
@mildlobster 3 жыл бұрын
@stevenandersen6989
@stevenandersen6989 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh he should have had in the title, The red festival in the color red, to represent C O M M U N I S M
@cryptic_sentinel6077
@cryptic_sentinel6077 3 жыл бұрын
This server makes no sense lmao
@hamizulaqim6444
@hamizulaqim6444 3 жыл бұрын
i love how techno says very random things "yeah violence!" "WOOO STATE SECRETS"
@jasherr3740
@jasherr3740 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr lol
@mikehunt3060
@mikehunt3060 3 жыл бұрын
*I... Start your sentence with an uppercase letter next time.
@fignootin9874
@fignootin9874 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikehunt3060 you must be fun at parties
@eldritchgod4308
@eldritchgod4308 3 жыл бұрын
@@fignootin9874 The Guy's got the Grammar-nazi insignia as his pfp, let the man-child be.
@perfectionist.
@perfectionist. 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikehunt3060 i am, Sorry Mr.
@yangzunyaoabnerbukittimahp5033
@yangzunyaoabnerbukittimahp5033 Жыл бұрын
technoblades voice always will resound in my brain even though he passed away. rest in peace techno
@RipRobi1
@RipRobi1 9 ай бұрын
R.I.P Technoblade 1999-2022 You will be missed and will never be forgotten in our hearts o7
@cameronplayfair8337
@cameronplayfair8337 3 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: *conducts a terrorist attack on all of Tommy's enemies* Tommy: "Why'd you kill Tubbo?"
@ericschreck8979
@ericschreck8979 3 жыл бұрын
Big facts, like what’s up with this man
@jayde8797
@jayde8797 3 жыл бұрын
@@ericschreck8979 Its true friendship.
@ajq1635
@ajq1635 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayde8797 that's cute lmo
@jayde8797
@jayde8797 3 жыл бұрын
@@ajq1635 Teehee :)
@impulse7942
@impulse7942 3 жыл бұрын
@@jayde8797 Techo's greatest challenge was not Dream. He over came that challenge. Now.. He must over come the challenge of anime's ULTIMATE POWER: Friendship.
@fidget0227
@fidget0227 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “Everybody cheer Democracy!” Techno, an anti-democracy anarchist: “...woo”
@aaronshan51
@aaronshan51 3 жыл бұрын
By definition anarchists are usually pro-democracy (there are variants that are against democracy but they have different names, etc...)
@abc6568
@abc6568 3 жыл бұрын
@@aaronshan51 I thought pure anarchists are against any form of government
@f.b.i6889
@f.b.i6889 3 жыл бұрын
@wsufhe gisuhs Democracy itself is a system of government. If it wasn't, by definition, there wouldn't be any established rules a.k.a social order, so democracy couldn't exist or at least wouldn't work. Anarchism proposes very little government power, not no government at all.
@aa01blue38
@aa01blue38 3 жыл бұрын
He's the 2b2t kind of anarchist, except PG
@abc6568
@abc6568 3 жыл бұрын
@wsufhe gisuhs true, too bad democracy often isnt quite that simple
@noodlesxd1795
@noodlesxd1795 Жыл бұрын
I love how he added humour into serious law, yall are just a big minecraft friendgroup
@lotgiga8
@lotgiga8 5 ай бұрын
I miss you... but now im not crying that much anymore :). Have good time in heven techno
@thatguy5143
@thatguy5143 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: "there were 20 dudes there they would've jumped me" Also Techno: *kills everyone*
@strategicalcelery9206
@strategicalcelery9206 3 жыл бұрын
WITH ONLY HIS BOW
@grace30728
@grace30728 3 жыл бұрын
How does he commit that tho?? I am so confused
@23iputubagussuryadananjaya24
@23iputubagussuryadananjaya24 3 жыл бұрын
@@grace30728 firework
@clashdash5654
@clashdash5654 3 жыл бұрын
@@grace30728 he shot the fireworks from his crossbow which deals redicoulous damage and splash
@simeonabreha7050
@simeonabreha7050 3 жыл бұрын
@@strategicalcelery9206 crossbow
@gravity9921
@gravity9921 3 жыл бұрын
Somehow technoblade is calm, patient, sarcastic, and a bully all at once.
@ddybo123
@ddybo123 3 жыл бұрын
youre not wrong
@radit6288
@radit6288 3 жыл бұрын
because he have adhd
@australium7374
@australium7374 3 жыл бұрын
Because he was tasked with espionage
@i2t290
@i2t290 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@randomperson1844
@randomperson1844 3 жыл бұрын
It could be that... he is a sadist
@ImJustKindaThere8248
@ImJustKindaThere8248 Жыл бұрын
13:40 has to be one of my favorite parts 😂
@dindy1993
@dindy1993 6 ай бұрын
still here rewatch all your vid , we miss you techno :(
@airconditioningunit9777
@airconditioningunit9777 3 жыл бұрын
“The thing about this world is that the only universal language, is violence” -hot elbow man
@cope_induced
@cope_induced 3 жыл бұрын
i wheezed jesus christ-
@bunnybunbun2826
@bunnybunbun2826 3 жыл бұрын
mmmmmhmm yes the famous hot elbow man
@leesmith5948
@leesmith5948 3 жыл бұрын
:D
@Rigazalinko
@Rigazalinko 3 жыл бұрын
thanks air conditioner
@lightningllama
@lightningllama 3 жыл бұрын
What're you doing in my room 😳
@shet7574
@shet7574 3 жыл бұрын
It’s kinda funny that techno literally assassinated the president of the enemy country and his own team is “mad” at him
@FlufferPuffle
@FlufferPuffle 3 жыл бұрын
All because of one friendly fire casualty
@zedincognitoboi1435
@zedincognitoboi1435 3 жыл бұрын
Ikr he killed a powerful enemy leader and another member of the enemy side but just because he killed tubbo Tommy’s mad at him
@kese6757
@kese6757 3 жыл бұрын
It makes no sense Techno is right they used him all he needed was one person he could trust and it would’ve worked out in his favor
@PosiHangsOut
@PosiHangsOut 3 жыл бұрын
I hate to be that guy, but Techno was intending on just killing Tubbo, because of peer pressure. He killed Schlatt and Quackity completely by accident, then decided "screw it" and blew up the whole crowd in the meantime. So technically, although Techno did kill the enemy, he wasn't even trying to. His intended target was an ally. Also it was really just Tommy who got mad because Tubbo is like a brother to him. He got over it pretty fast too.
@gradyamick4126
@gradyamick4126 3 жыл бұрын
Its roleplay. Also I think Wilbur writes the scripts.
@adityasharma6705
@adityasharma6705 Жыл бұрын
4:00 techno never dies !
@kabirsohail2839
@kabirsohail2839 Жыл бұрын
Schallt:Take him out. Techno:Take him out to dinner? I can't believe how he kept his humor during stress xD R.I.P Blood King 😭
@supercoolpanda
@supercoolpanda 3 жыл бұрын
"i'm an atheist, but when god sends me to hell, i want him to hesitate."
@gabrielcinaqui4334
@gabrielcinaqui4334 3 жыл бұрын
This aged poorly
@stormstrikerpro
@stormstrikerpro 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how so
@backflicker9145
@backflicker9145 3 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Cinaqui how?
@Elyzeon.
@Elyzeon. 3 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielcinaqui4334 how?
@loganf.3370
@loganf.3370 3 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Cinaqui h o w
@h.p.wallnut9912
@h.p.wallnut9912 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “Techno, kill Tubbo” Techno: “Genocide it is then!”
@jamebeckhusen9030
@jamebeckhusen9030 3 жыл бұрын
“Its mass murder then”
@fabrir8512
@fabrir8512 3 жыл бұрын
Mass murder*
@jaxonfreeze7882
@jaxonfreeze7882 3 жыл бұрын
@@fabrir8512 *read the comment above you before replying
@sprtanboy8069
@sprtanboy8069 3 жыл бұрын
@@fabrir8512 look like we have a bruh moment
@Dappersworth
@Dappersworth 3 жыл бұрын
Genocide: "The systematic and widespread extermination or attempted extermination of a national, racial, religious, or ethnic group."
@hisholynessflappy
@hisholynessflappy Жыл бұрын
Man, I just seen this pop up on my suggested and my heart skipped a beat... sigh... Rip Techno. Thank you for everything you gave us and did for us. Love you.
@b-17theflyingfortress
@b-17theflyingfortress Жыл бұрын
This man left so many memorable qoutes, this man will never be forgotten and one of his iconic line "We win these" is always my favorite.
@Chokolat_raisins
@Chokolat_raisins 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: Kills everyone with colorful rockets, including the president Tommy: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that
@bfx2515
@bfx2515 3 жыл бұрын
Tommy is blind
@Eontrix
@Eontrix 3 жыл бұрын
He also killed tubbo, if he were just going to kill everyone anyways then why kill tubbo? Tommy’s not being dumb
@naturegame8624
@naturegame8624 3 жыл бұрын
He only cared that Tubbo was shot. Tubbo is his best friend and the only one he knows isn't on anyone else's side.
@copyshark2093
@copyshark2093 3 жыл бұрын
Attacks techno blindly for making the right choice
@gremlinfifty2308
@gremlinfifty2308 3 жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@secretlyditto7716
@secretlyditto7716 3 жыл бұрын
Schlatt: “Everyone say Democracy!!” Techno: “Woo. Ahh. Yeah...”
@PS-vr1uv
@PS-vr1uv 3 жыл бұрын
@@gusphobicc no, he heard *blood for the blood god*
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 жыл бұрын
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@secretlyditto7716
@secretlyditto7716 3 жыл бұрын
@@salvadororellana571 i do not know, but he does have a ton of playlists! He also has a playlist of all the livestreams he’s done on the SMP and they are extensive! So there’s content! :)
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 жыл бұрын
@@secretlyditto7716 thanks
@imlostandneedanswers1310
@imlostandneedanswers1310 3 жыл бұрын
@@PS-vr1uv 😓😓😓
@pokeweeed
@pokeweeed Жыл бұрын
i cant believe this was the very video that introduced me to the Dream SMP. I was always watching his streams, I loved (and still love) all of his content and videos. Even when I lost interest in the Dream SMP, I still checked into his channel. MAN I'm thankful for him.
@Phaseria
@Phaseria 5 ай бұрын
The intro to this was the peak
@Emerald29
@Emerald29 3 жыл бұрын
"If a furry tries to drown you with your respiration 3 helmet. Drink water to assert dominance" *-Sun Tzu* *The Art Of War*
@tashame100
@tashame100 3 жыл бұрын
yes chain
@tashame100
@tashame100 3 жыл бұрын
yes
@azureaqua_1177
@azureaqua_1177 3 жыл бұрын
@@tashame100 no
@illegalcqt3856
@illegalcqt3856 3 жыл бұрын
The Art of Water
@pancakeerobotee6685
@pancakeerobotee6685 3 жыл бұрын
@@azureaqua_1177 no
@yuuy.3126
@yuuy.3126 3 жыл бұрын
“Tommy the thing is, you’re using words...but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is *violence* . And we’ve had that conversation. We’ve spoken that language, in the pit...On to a new day, a new plot, to destroy manburg.” This man really just summarized the core theory of international relations
@corgioffender7086
@corgioffender7086 3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to include “it’s over Tommy”
@eron9223
@eron9223 3 жыл бұрын
What is the pit?
@haxor-rex5705
@haxor-rex5705 3 жыл бұрын
@@eron9223 17:20 "The pit" is the place where tommy and techno fought each other (Barehandedly)
@SkyThakur
@SkyThakur 3 жыл бұрын
This sounds like something captain price would say in cod modern warfare
@kiraarashikage1106
@kiraarashikage1106 3 жыл бұрын
@@haxor-rex5705 I thought ge was referring to the Battle of the Pit during SMPEarth
@Chiken-_-
@Chiken-_- Жыл бұрын
I'm still rewatching his videos it's just so sad that he's gone and it's still hard to accept it. He will always be a legend,inspirer and a god slayer and he is taking down god as i type this. May he rest in peace and power
@naleneherridge591
@naleneherridge591 10 ай бұрын
Still after 1 year after his death I will always watch one of his videos every day TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!!!!
@Kaswashere1.0
@Kaswashere1.0 10 ай бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!
@meg556
@meg556 9 ай бұрын
TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!
@plun1331
@plun1331 3 жыл бұрын
techno: assasinates half the nation shlatt: GET TOMMYINNIT
@blazeyude9999
@blazeyude9999 3 жыл бұрын
The whole nation, actually
@Meme-pg5tw
@Meme-pg5tw 3 жыл бұрын
That was quackity
@blurp9054
@blurp9054 3 жыл бұрын
I mean shlatt have a condition
@aj-ug9hh
@aj-ug9hh 3 жыл бұрын
can't really blame him though. techno has trident and techno is techno
@2weaky_702
@2weaky_702 3 жыл бұрын
Thats because technoblade never dies.
@firstkeepitreel
@firstkeepitreel 3 жыл бұрын
While everyone else on the server is taking this plot seriously, creating a suspenseful plot and using their acting skills to their best, Techno is just jumping around wearing full netherite, waiting for his sellout timer to go off.
@thesandiestwitch3369
@thesandiestwitch3369 3 жыл бұрын
and he still gives us some of the best english major flavored lines-
@OnurKRB
@OnurKRB 3 жыл бұрын
sadly this is sh*t posting basically uploading trash content i cant believe techno did this ...
@qaurito8081
@qaurito8081 3 жыл бұрын
he doesn't even roleplay lmaooo just wants clout
@firstkeepitreel
@firstkeepitreel 3 жыл бұрын
@@OnurKRB huh??? I can’t tell if you’re joking or not
@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838
@finjaquetemumnomeaqui4838 3 жыл бұрын
He's the SMP equivalent of Deadpool
@lovorkahusak-velesanov9514
@lovorkahusak-velesanov9514 Жыл бұрын
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
@Fr_Shock
@Fr_Shock Жыл бұрын
ive decided to go back and wathc the entire dsmp story from technos pov RIP rest easy bro
@giliaquek5339
@giliaquek5339 3 жыл бұрын
jschlatt: “democracy on three. one, two, three!!” everyone else: “democracy!!!” techno: “ooooolalalahdjdbdyeahhhh”
@user-zb8ne6lu6j
@user-zb8ne6lu6j 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@TroyPM
@TroyPM 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@Duk1lee
@Duk1lee 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@emilys2562
@emilys2562 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@whyareyoureadingmyname5747
@whyareyoureadingmyname5747 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@user-jx8jk8ct1c
@user-jx8jk8ct1c 3 жыл бұрын
Techno: *kills Tubbo* Tommy: What's wrong with you? Techno: A lot of things really. I have a bad attention span, bad at conversation, don't really deal with social conversations well, might have just commited tax fraud recently.. oh and the murders
@simonuser
@simonuser 3 жыл бұрын
Was gonna like this but it at 69 likes
@user-jx8jk8ct1c
@user-jx8jk8ct1c 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonuser u the real one
@rasancorrea582
@rasancorrea582 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a mood
@gavinyabut5480
@gavinyabut5480 3 жыл бұрын
It’s at 699 do I do it
@gavinyabut5480
@gavinyabut5480 3 жыл бұрын
Oh nvm others did it
@SciFoxSolum
@SciFoxSolum 3 ай бұрын
(Accidently kills Jschlatt and Quackity) - Oh no... (Reloads crossbow) - *...anyways.*
@sirbingleham4840
@sirbingleham4840 Жыл бұрын
if this video was a cow, it would produce golden milk
@kimConrad4643
@kimConrad4643 3 жыл бұрын
“The only universal language is violence, and we had that conversation” Holy shit lmao
@strawberrycow6614
@strawberrycow6614 3 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@jared5803
@jared5803 3 жыл бұрын
@@strawberrycow6614 19:55 a few seconds after that time stamp
@floydy8359
@floydy8359 3 жыл бұрын
Violence? My favourite music genre.
@goofyb1362
@goofyb1362 3 жыл бұрын
My friends used all my iron my gold my wood and my stone to make 6 large chests of hoes what should I do to them? Should I stop being their friends?
@jacobygames
@jacobygames 3 жыл бұрын
@@goofyb1362 get insane loot in secret and demolish them
@Wifies
@Wifies 3 жыл бұрын
You know you've messed up when the person you're drowning begins to drink water
@N8Toons
@N8Toons 3 жыл бұрын
You’re everywhere
@sahilpojee
@sahilpojee 3 жыл бұрын
wifies i love your videos
@Silver-lu1dt
@Silver-lu1dt 3 жыл бұрын
You like every minecraft youtuber I like
@mr.clockwork
@mr.clockwork 3 жыл бұрын
Anarchy Anarchy Anarchy
@jazzya1
@jazzya1 3 жыл бұрын
@@N8Toons you’re* sorry i had to
@thelinio7005
@thelinio7005 3 ай бұрын
I love the fact, that under every video of this legend new comments with Rip Techno are. We will never forget this legend
@litgaming2448
@litgaming2448 Жыл бұрын
Pov Techno: kills 80% of the people there Also manburg: GET TOMMY
@abienahl345
@abienahl345 3 жыл бұрын
“I have a small attention span” also farmed potatoes for like 11 hours straight recently
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 жыл бұрын
But he was watching anime while farming so all is fair
@realbignoob1886
@realbignoob1886 3 жыл бұрын
@@tufflamb he was?
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 жыл бұрын
@@realbignoob1886 yes
@realbignoob1886
@realbignoob1886 3 жыл бұрын
@@tufflamb I thought he had a lot of patience
@tufflamb
@tufflamb 3 жыл бұрын
@@realbignoob1886 thats like the last thing he would have. he has adhd
@chrisfacchiano7356
@chrisfacchiano7356 5 ай бұрын
It's so crazy that this is nostalgic for me now
@itzaccd
@itzaccd Жыл бұрын
Over and over I'll watch these videos again. You left us broken, as you left us is technoplane.
@imperialstardestroyer712
@imperialstardestroyer712 3 жыл бұрын
"When you don't know who to kill, kill everyone." -Sun tzu, art of war.
@ofircohen1399
@ofircohen1399 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@led15
@led15 3 жыл бұрын
Sun tzu was wise man
@littlev1002
@littlev1002 3 жыл бұрын
Rest In peace techno. you were a king 🐷👑
@elliottcharlesreed
@elliottcharlesreed 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@ValueNetwork
@ValueNetwork 3 жыл бұрын
He uploaded last MCC to his second channel btw
@meh...02
@meh...02 3 жыл бұрын
you surely did not see his past stream
@utkinator3591
@utkinator3591 3 жыл бұрын
Yaaay, he should write it somewhere to remember next time.
@travisavery8112
@travisavery8112 3 жыл бұрын
this is a good well done comment
@IvanPlaysFn
@IvanPlaysFn 8 ай бұрын
You will never be forgotten legend!😢 love the beginnings
@zykomice7289
@zykomice7289 Жыл бұрын
bro really said i had to take a break from drowning. Had to rewatch RIP techno
@yataimii9514
@yataimii9514 3 жыл бұрын
You can hear the happiness in techno's voice when he killed a massive amount of people with his crossbow promoting his channel
@everyone343
@everyone343 3 жыл бұрын
🥰
@stevenandersen6989
@stevenandersen6989 3 жыл бұрын
Happy late channel birthday techno
@cark_irl
@cark_irl 3 жыл бұрын
"it stays in the pit" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
@oldchannelexpirylinkinbiof2468
@oldchannelexpirylinkinbiof2468 3 жыл бұрын
yes cark. yes it does
@Loggog
@Loggog 3 жыл бұрын
hello mr.cark!
@muffinhaveyouhadamuffintod2850
@muffinhaveyouhadamuffintod2850 3 жыл бұрын
Cark
@lexis_pigoverlord5891
@lexis_pigoverlord5891 3 жыл бұрын
CARK :]
@allenpomme8881
@allenpomme8881 3 жыл бұрын
This reply has a lot of likes because it has a reply to a comment with a lot of likes
@othmane4920
@othmane4920 8 ай бұрын
The intro was epic😂
@hrenka7744
@hrenka7744 Жыл бұрын
red festival is a copy of red wedding from game of thrones rip legend, miss you so much. you did so much during your minecraft career, you were truly the best mc player ever
@johnroach9026
@johnroach9026 7 ай бұрын
"'And who are you?' The proud pig said 'That I must bow so low'"
@pigen9013
@pigen9013 3 жыл бұрын
"You killed him in front of a crowd!" And then he killed the crowd.
@drjam2287
@drjam2287 3 жыл бұрын
Dead men tell no tales ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
@salvadororellana571
@salvadororellana571 3 жыл бұрын
Can you please tell me the first dream smp vid by technoblade cuz this is definitely not the first 1
@misscornicat
@misscornicat 3 жыл бұрын
No evidence left behind
@dacheeseproductions6005
@dacheeseproductions6005 3 жыл бұрын
@@salvadororellana571 he didn’t make a vid on when he first joined
@mtmxlp2494
@mtmxlp2494 3 жыл бұрын
Thats the first video he made on dream smp
@goob6095
@goob6095 3 жыл бұрын
jschlatt: ”Take him out Techno” Techno: “To dinner?”
@agintofchoas7014
@agintofchoas7014 3 жыл бұрын
A man of culture
@talentlesscommenter1329
@talentlesscommenter1329 3 жыл бұрын
A man of culture
@ninjajuju
@ninjajuju 3 жыл бұрын
A man of culture
@hishamaziz764
@hishamaziz764 3 жыл бұрын
No, take him out to lunch
@bladehelix3524
@bladehelix3524 3 жыл бұрын
@@hishamaziz764 nah breakfast
@LMAK17574
@LMAK17574 6 ай бұрын
I miss him
@agammeetsingh7478
@agammeetsingh7478 Ай бұрын
Technoblade Never Dies!
@Zoheb448
@Zoheb448 3 жыл бұрын
Techno finally remembered his account password
@WhiteVirgin578
@WhiteVirgin578 3 жыл бұрын
Loooool
@hecticstorm1936
@hecticstorm1936 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@SwissyKittyy
@SwissyKittyy 3 жыл бұрын
Took him long enough
@Mario-gy4jy
@Mario-gy4jy 3 жыл бұрын
He’s been streaming a lot actually
@Kikiblablaa
@Kikiblablaa 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@seungjaelee6100
@seungjaelee6100 3 жыл бұрын
"if you want to know the enemy. . . ask for state secrets" -Sun Tzu, Art of War
@toxicberry8266
@toxicberry8266 3 жыл бұрын
Why hasn't this blown up yet
@ningaboy1238
@ningaboy1238 3 жыл бұрын
"be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness"
@PersonManManManMan
@PersonManManManMan 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@disrespect3d
@disrespect3d Жыл бұрын
"I'm dying slowly" the irony...
@Elena-vh5rv
@Elena-vh5rv Жыл бұрын
man so good at making videos. that intro and the music and his narration
@naws926
@naws926 3 жыл бұрын
techno: literally *commits mass genocide* quackity: EVERYONE GO AFTER TOMMYINNIT
@GreaserPlayz
@GreaserPlayz 3 жыл бұрын
Genocide*
@arbytimber
@arbytimber 3 жыл бұрын
@@GreaserPlayz yeah, its only homicide if its ur FRIEND
@RoseInTheWeeds
@RoseInTheWeeds 3 жыл бұрын
I mean if they all go at Techno, then they're just committing mass suicide.
@SLIME-gx6fo
@SLIME-gx6fo 3 жыл бұрын
@@RoseInTheWeeds true........
@mitsunitaiko1742
@mitsunitaiko1742 3 жыл бұрын
I mean it would be a waste of time to even try and kill Techno so might as well go on his weaker partner
@legiterally2902
@legiterally2902 3 жыл бұрын
“Who is that technologyblade guy who keeps quoting me.” -Sun Tzu
@die8208
@die8208 3 жыл бұрын
Says a lot about our society 😔✊🏽
@cherrypie1025
@cherrypie1025 3 жыл бұрын
technoblade -> technologysword -> inventionscimitar
@benbwz9173
@benbwz9173 Жыл бұрын
Rewatching the old videos, we miss you techno.
@Traxityyy
@Traxityyy 10 ай бұрын
I forget how good these videos are
The Main Character of Dream SMP
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