"TED CRUZ" - A Bad Lip Reading

[@Kajiggger]

The pained looks on their faces, priceless.

[@theoreticalbear3806]

Lmao.

[@VenusleVenusaur]

Those are their resting faces

[@soulchief1532]

+skildren It's genuine agony

[@ichablackwite]

the daughters lol

[@MrBlueSkyMrNight]

+skildren checkout my music lists.

[@andrewearl6659]

"Doesn't that mean you go to jail?" "No, because I ran away."

[@mjstory1976]

Brilliant

[@MilesEdgeworth129]

We gotta see to it that Cruz is put on trial for arson of children's cabins!

[@themissinglambsauce]

+Andrew Earl the zodiac killer

[@xxSk8ing4christxx]

+Andrew Earl Hilary Clinton was about to go to jail, then she lied.

[@YeKangrui]

+Andrew Earl They stomp on our neck, and then they tell us, ‘Just chill, O.K., just relax.’ Well, look, we are mad, and we’ve been had. They need to get used to it. Well, and then, funny, ha ha, not funny, but now, what they’re doing is wailing.

[@jacksfilms]

Christ, that bit from 2:36-3:28 was genius

[@billy-mild]

+jacksfilms Yeah. That was the best part.

[@prometheushippopotimi3076]

hey

[@Skinadious]

Don't make us kiss now

[@nicolelanae98]

JACK

[@alexanon8345]

+jacksfilms The pained way he says "I know it's him"... beautiful :D

[@madisonmorell4336]

The struggling noises as he waved the flag lmao

[@EDMbeatboxer]

Yes lololol this did it for me, too

[@lorraine9242]

I think we are hearing those noises for real now.

[@csn6234]

Lmao, those got me, too. Reminds me of that character from SNL back in the early 90s, "Pat".

[@MeteoriteGallery]

A great homage to the early 2000's lightsaber guy

[@devindriskill8727]

.

[@mikeymegamega]

Gabe!?

[@miamivic]

+mikeymegamega Aka Gabriel Prosser

[@justinboros5634]

Newell?!

[@gamingprophets9205]

+mikeymegamega Hey guys, I don't want to do this like an infomercial or anything, but if you could please spend a few minutes and check out one of my videos it would mean a lot, it a a joint channel (my friend sawyer, and I) and we intend to post one video a day Monday through Friday. thanks and i hope to see you there!

[@n0yn0y]

Gabe... Gabe Newell... Ted... T E D... 3 letters Ted + Gabe Newell= HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!

[@daviddavis3279]

i am a conservative Republican if trump don't get in i will vote democratic it will be my first time in my life i did!

[@Thorite_Gem]

'Death'll find you soon. Not sure you'll be remembered.' I died.

[@DaProGamer12]

Not sure you'll be remembered

[@oussamaatmani6273]

+DaProGamer12 nice 😂

[@fogellmclovin3740]

Then... How did you write the comment??

[@saopy]

how are you commenting? Were you the one that ted talked to about that? sorry it sounded better in my head

[@misterkaos.357]

Zodiac Killer confirmed

[@jovanniebazil]

"I don't want to ask who's the baby daddy. I know it's him." That's so messed up 😅😅

[@feaucul]

and so great

[@StormyTideSage]

The big grin on her face when he says that is perfect!

[@AndrewRyanNoGodsOrKings]

+Tunerz the delegates... hand em over

[@kyle50216]

yeah pretty brutal at the end . still funny as hell

[@bigcheese8423]

Hahahaha!!

[@samdaniels393]

"There's one thing our country doesn't need more of; goose diarrhea." Honestly, I agree

[@ratrandy7526]

Saul Contreras be quiet

[@saulcontrerasOfficial]

@@ratrandy7526 no

[@tbewin1z143]

im pro goose diarrhea

[@noroar]

:

[@nickstrapko7549]

Well be gettin more of that soon

[@88franko]

"doesn't that mean you go to jail?" "No, because I ran away" LOL

[@honeybee908]

"I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy," *whispers* "I know it's him"

[@MnVikings9]

Damn it now I'm gonna have that bushes of love song stuck in my head again

[@kraftiangames8043]

ikr

[@scastagneto90]

I thought the same exact thing. lol. I just got it out of my head. haha

[@LkRn09]

Hahahahha

[@REM_sheep]

Every day I hear it all day

[@mdshadowmanftw1382]

Sameeeeee, they need to get it on spotify..

[@yashamaga13]

Herbert Spanecki is about to be my new username for everything from now on...

[@TylerLL2112]

Haha. It’s a great name. He plays football... what not to love?

[@yougetonthathorseyougottar6126]

You liar

[@JI-sg5uy]

k

[@MissMolly3377]

That is funny, no one is using that name.

[@pattyoneill6724]

Herbert Spanecki what a name ! Yashamago, it is funny !

[@zachdirksen8852]

No matter who won the election, it's sad that we'll never get that much-needed bogel for the glotch.

[@surrealducks]

I bet we could get Vermin Supreme to do it.

[@OverratedPerson22]

Wtf is a bogel for the glotch??? English is not my native language and I put it on Google translate but it didn't translate anything! Wtf

[@pattyayers]

Potato Bangtan A bogel is a round Jewish bread and the glotch is a part of the body.

[@surrealducks]

Bogel and glotch are both nonsense words. Patty, I think you're mixing up bogel with bagel and glotch with... I'm not sure, where is a glotch?

[@annetted.9895]

no! its sad that creep thought he had a chance! and who had sex with him? that's even more disturbing!

[@albertsuchan9366]

Damn, the end was too real.

[@whothennow24]

"A quote from the video so that people can read what they just watched."

[@heyfrensitsjustyeethepanta2784]

True

[@modisana]

+whothennow24 People are just having fun and quoting the favourite lines. There really is no harm there.

[@whothennow24]

Modisana Hlomuka Or maybe there's ALL the harm in the world in that. Ever think about that?

[@Goodbrew84]

+whothennow24 sounds like somebody never got a bogel for his glotch.

[@newhampshirenate]

+Talon Plays Games - It's 'Volution'. I don't blame you for the error, though. There's a lot of confution about this volution.

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

"I need a bogle for the glotch" -Ted Cruz

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Has this been a shirt??

[@JackSmith-hm7fh]

I legit crack up at that slogan

[@littleghostfilms3012]

If you say that 3 times in a row Satan will appear.

[@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME]

@@littleghostfilms3012 no if you say it 3 times in a row your glotch will get a bogle.

[@celestelegare-Breezy8625]

The ending with the wife talking about some other guy is hilarious!

[@Meatguy101]

I kind of want to ask why your profile picture is just a pair of legs?

[@KaydenF901]

King of all things human I think it's best we don't know.

[@pattyayers]

Aleia Le'Gare You mean Herbert Spenecki

[@carolynmmitchell2240]

NSA - National Security Administration oh you saying that is irony

[@LalK2K23]

Starts at 2:36

[@jedibuscus]

the zodiac killer will strike again

[@dooplon5083]

?

[@theG0rdL0rd]

how? he's deas

[@feralcatgirl]

+Atomic Robo Tesla ted cruz is the zodiac killer

[@Lumicatti]

+Syzygy314159 Pass it onnnn

[@KamisamaJello]

somebody beat me to it

[@PariahMessiah83]

Man, that ending was harsh. And incredibly well edited.

[@sylviabrown2307]

ted: “you know what, i just love to twerk...hollahlhollahhollah” heidi: *done with his shit*

[@risinglolreplays1299]

I am dying. "Can you make me a rug? We don't make rug... I know"

[@anderssandbergnordb8752]

I died too

[@lolitsanthony]

Dude I was laughing so hard at that scene lmfao

[@Jungla694]

In our house we use that Ted Cruz "I know" expression every once in a while. We all bust out laughing.

[@jessebond4280]

"You're face is not my face". Well damn, can't argue with that.

[@juanchocorleone]

*Yogurt.

[@jameseichman3604]

that old man just took your spork

[@PeteKowalsky]

I need a bogel for the glotch.

[@brpierce]

Sometimes, don't we all need a bogel for the glotch?

[@dillasbebs622]

"Gabe?"

[@biohazard724]

I'm not sure this isn't real audio

[@Harvjw98]

What gave it away?

[@DavidCruickshank]

+Harvey Walsh double negative, he's implying this is what ted crux actually said.

[@MiBariloche]

lol!

[@sindrebrve7893]

Ar least it's more truthful than the real videos

[@OvieKovy]

+Harvey Walsh Haha you didn't get it

[@dramagal13ify]

it's been four years and "jordan the centipede" will always get me

[@OneHope4Heaven]

Lolol me too! I went around the house singing it for a long time ... way too frickin' funny!!!

[@Murrman84]

"......GABE?!?!"

[@anuragchoudhury8507]

I know right?? That line is underrated as fuck

[@wilsongaturu134]

who let him in?

[@crab1973]

What do you want

[@crab1973]

EsautisticTV son of a-

[@Cydia942]

You unracist piece of shit

[@smitty1937]

Cruz: "Hey, who hates cigarettes?" Kids: "I Do." Cruz: "Hurray for you"

[@craigthecat9651]

and then they held hands... wth

[@MA-vd3ln]

I made a hole and then barfed on the beach I made a hole and then barfed on the beach I made a hole and then barfed on the beach 😂😂

[@motherlessgoat72]

He actually asked who wanted to pray and thank the Lord for their meal.

[@henrymob2651]

Joshua Hamilton nobody gaf

[@motherlessgoat72]

@@henrymob2651 I only meant it as a friendly gesture. I'm deeply sorry if this upset you.

[@GunSam]

If Ted Cruz actually talked like this I think he would have gotten the Republican nomination.

[@FreddieHg37]

Almost five years now and this still holds up pretty well...

[@FunnyOrDie]

Goose diarrhea is a huge problem facing this country.

[@patrickryan1816]

+AllGameGo someone's jimmies are rustled

[@cameronwells82]

+Funny Or Die Goose Diarrhea is another term for Donald Trump and I agree it is a huge problem facing this country.

[@susangrande8142]

How can one tell when a goose has diarrhea?? I mean how is it different from regular goose poop? 🤔

[@vicceee]

" I just love to tweak, holla holla holla holla holla holla" I'm dead.

[@DarthVaderOfficial]

Twerk not tweak haha

[@janie9352]

look at your keyboard. Honest mistake

[@OfLegendBorn]

The R and A are several inches--and a few keys--apart. No, it's not an 'honest mistake', not unless you're an idiot.

[@zumis1011]

In a way, him saying tweak would've made more sense.

[@knathanknathan]

Pimpa Licious but Twerk and Spork rhymes though.

[@Top10Archive]

2:01 "That old man just took your spork" It's like Ted Cruz gets me...

[@seandurham4864]

“Your face isn’t my face” thank god, said everyone

[@dyronw.brodbeck]

Funny, as that is EXACTLY what I was Thinking!

[@mahmamia5100]

Yeah, I couldn't look directly at him while watching this. I'd just eaten.

[@kitcat9245]

Herbert spinecki, the beautiful, open, and sensuous man that was into football is in the kitchen right now-- dont even ask who the baby daddy is, its him

[@pattyayers]

I mean, like, duh, right?

[@TheRealSlickRick63]

What? Why did you even tell them that?

[@TheLogicalLunatic]

The facial reactions of the wife and kids were the icing on the cake.

[@mja9393]

I would ask you to do one on donald trump, but he seems to be doing it himself

[@miguelaleman8363]

😂😂😂

[@timmylococo6343]

xD

[@timmylococo6343]

Fuck Trump!

[@toedplays]

+mja9393 I dont think he could lip read anything more stupid.

[@TheSGmagic]

+Animal Mother lol trunps sucks get out

[@nina2x]

We need an updated version, over his spoiled Cancun trip.

[@Hatrimn]

Lets get a Covid Cuomo one first

[@samirsapher521]

@@Hatrimn Cuomo underpants too

[@NJ-wb1cz]

The only reason he could do a video of this quality is because election campaigns dump tens of hours of stock footage with many takes of their candidate online for everyone to use as they see fit. They do this so that "independent" superpacs can then legally construct ads out of this footage on their own and pay for running these ads themselves. There isn't a new election campaign in progress and obviously there will never be a sufficient footage about Hair Eater's trip anyway, so he can't do it even if he wanted

[@gracienav1999]

tHE FLAG WAVING GETS TO ME

[@mistabook]

+Grace Navin hrmmghh! hrmngghh!

[@HammarixSwe]

yEAH THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY

[@taehyunio4056]

The noises he makes!!😂

[@wesley2936]

Human hair is an overlooked source of edible protein.

[@JuanHerrero]

The Chinese use it to make soy sauce. Said sauce is kosher.

[@markkarjaluoto5628]

You've got happy cheer.

[@4jeffstout]

Human hair is indigestible. There's a medical condition involving the consumption of human hair called "Rapunzel Syndrome." Here's a quick video which explains it further: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHici2qeZ7SErLM

[@rondohunter8966]

I'm working on it, just give me a little bit more time. Let's see, marijuana-infused butter, eggs, flour, hair (human preferred), water and weed. Blend and pour...

[@SnailHatan]

@@rondohunter8966 why the fuck would you just throw bud into a hair cake? You already have the butter. Don’t tarnish a good cake with plant chunks smh.

[@DaProGamer12]

He's the first one to say, "let's go out and eat hair."

[@риня_ржевская]

And it's wonderful now and again

[@KaydenF901]

Ren vanGilst See?

[@pattyayers]

NSA - National Security Administration Her face when she says this !!

[@g.araujo1043]

Well, thats basically what i think when i go out with my gf, as she does not shave.

[@demon515]

Even though I know this is fake I now believe that Ted’s wife is in love with another man.

[@pursang833]

During an interview Kremlin Teddy Brylcreem- I'm only in love with Heidi, how about you Heidi....Heidi.... Heidi! Heidi- ohhhhhhh yessssss, you Latin stud.....faster Rico.....ummmmm, errrrrrr Ted.

[@TI99Kitty]

Makes sense, given how, in at least half the shots of her, she's rolling her eyes at him.

[@mahmamia5100]

I mean, if you were married to Ted Cruz, you'd be in love with another man, too.

[@wayneolsen8965]

She could have had Herbert.

[@turboturkey]

ha ha and those kids look dead inside too.

[@pattyayers]

"She wanted Herbert Spenecki."

[@sarkaniemi]

And they're still good friends :)

[@jennifermedeiros4790]

@@sarkaniemi he's in the kitchen now 😆

[@wayneolsen8965]

Herbert played football...

[@pattyayers]

Wayne Olsen ~ He was beautiful

[@pattyayers]

Jennifer Medeiros ~ And he’s the baby daddy 😁

[@alexeverett308]

Oh my god look at the kid's faces on "I made a hole and then barfed on the beach" it fits so well!

[@MrAkilleus]

"Don't light the cabins on fire!" "I wish I couldn't, but it's too late." Fucking killed me! XD

[@elijahknapp727]

The face his wife makes when he says he likes to twerk is so well edited

[@froggyplatypus]

holla holla holla holla holla holla holla

[@ManOnHorizon]

You literally read "Whom did I tie my life with? Maybe it's not too late for divorce yet?" on her face. It's amazing how the one can crawl down to the tons of video materials and crop these minor pieces of gold in order to use them the right way (out of context of course but still creating a still image).

[@SISGshow]

JORDAN THE CENTIPEDE TAUGHT ME A CARD TRICK

[@SISGshow]

Ikallicrates same

[@GDM223SR]

+ABoyFobFan C: Jordan's glotch has an awesome bogel.

[@mikeysmilk]

weenie face.

[@GigaChadh976]

I'll vote for gabe

[@jbreezy4732]

+Ikallicrates jordan the centipede 😂😂😂💀

[@vigilant3927]

Lol 3:15 "what does this mean" -me in math class

[@pppoopoo8149]

same

[@marinhattar495]

😂😂

[@vigilant3927]

+Borat Sagdiyev I was just kidding because I am in advanced math jeez calm down.

[@cooldude7337]

+Borat Sagdiyev it's not easy for everyone. dont call someone retarded cuz u dont know everything

[@vigilant3927]

+Borat Sagdiyev I have been good at math and school all my life but I was just making a joke just for life reference okay.

[@BriannaMcComb]

Is it bad that watching BLR is how I make all my political judgements?

Relatively

[@Menuki]

+Brianna McComb as if CNN and FOX are better?

[@cornpop8586]

+Brianna McComb Just make sure to look at the candidates voting records before you decide :)

[@Sicanda]

+Brianna McComb Well, as long as you still all consider them idiots I guess it's fine. But you shouldn't actually vote for someone just because he sang the most emotional closing statement song during the debate.

[@coolclaytony]

+Brianna McComb Uhhh... Probably so.

[@johnmanning6611]

Best exchange is at 2:30... "Hey, who hates cigarettes?" "I do!" "Hooray for you!" LOL LOL

[@marshandomness]

Zodiac Killer for president?

[@Sirfoodcrumbs]

yes

[@GrahamBarth]

+Marshall Biss Dude literally has the most unnerving face I've ever seen. *WHY DOES HIS SMILE TILT DOWNWARDS?!* I don't even believe in god, but I'm _pretty sure_ Ted Cruz is the anti-christ.

[@ChrisTopher-id4mz]

+Marshall Biss yet meanwhile, watch the fireworks when people say "Obama is a muslim"...just sayin'...

[@brianfunt2619]

+Chris Topher The difference being, saying "Obama is a muslim" is not funny, whilst saying "Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer" is

[@iiiiii3673]

+Chris Topher Obama is a Muslim. He has ties to the Muslim brotherhood. He illegally changed his name to his muslScum father.

[@PassDaMethod]

#MAKEAMERICAEATHAIRAGAIN

[@ComeAtMe]

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, TRUMP 2016!

[@DiabolicNick]

+sp00ky skeletor its a play on make America great again lol

[@julsjgreen]

+CopenSomeGrizzly More like #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[@julsjgreen]

***** Have fun voting for a white supremacist. The only thing keeping America from being great is people like you.

[@bluedragon4sho]

+Pope of Atheism What's stupid is Trump supporters. Not an original statement, but true nonetheless.

[@markdeluca921]

Jordan the centipede taught me a card trick

[@pattyayers]

Mark DeLuca A classic

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

I seriously expected that to devolve into a Human Centipede joke.

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

hmhmhmhahahmmmmmm...

[@coe8159]

“I went down to the summer camp with a can of gasoline” “don’t light the cabins on fire” “I wish I couldn’t, but I did” “doesn’t that mean you go to jail” “No because I ran away”

[@kriw5658]

No one can convince me the wife isn't actually saying all that

[@MidnightSonnet]

I love the looks his wife gives, like she's so done with her husband's idiocy. XD At least she has Spaneki.

[@wayneolsen8965]

Midnight Sonnet he was into football

[@ACDBunnie]

Herbert was beautiful

[@MrSishirpeyyeti]

lol this is what ruined the cruz campaign.

[@ClamThingy]

Sishir Peyyeti Ah no...Ted Cruz ruined the Cruz campaign.

[@aoife5274]

ClamThingy true

[@mr.sci-fi7078]

I love this entire conversation! LOL

[@laela6289]

Sishir Peyyeti who Herbert Spineky?

[@stagelinedpro]

Thank God!

[@echechak5355]

this might be my favorite blr because it's the most spot on voice and... this is possibly.. for sure what ted cruz is saying? their faces are spot on!

[@richcarp3538]

"I heard you guys make orange rugs" "That's a lie" "Hey cut me an orange rug" "A what?" "An orange rug" "We don't make them" "I know"

[@patientzero5685]

Well Trump got an orange rug.... two in fact.

[@ricecrash5225]

Isn't this what he actually said ?

[@scentfuldesigns]

No

[@peacewithrussiaorww3youcho264]

+Dj Lolz Way to play along

[@tavish6885]

+Rice Crash And the original joke award goes to...

[@BillLearn]

+Rice: Yeah, but the official video probably doesn't include the non-verbal vocalizations.

[@seeinstripes]

+Tavish Anderson the one with the most thumbs, and an hour older....

[@nodoubt257]

I need a bogel for the glotch

[@tombowombo-]

+nodoubt257 Bogel/Glotch 2016

[@MrMetfan17]

whats a bogle

[@nodoubt257]

Bogel is a game

[@DaBirdman1989]

+nodoubt257 hey who hates cigarettes?

[@MrMetfan17]

+DaBirdman1989 i do!

[@otomabone]

Is it weird that I need to watch this once a week to survive?

[@Jungla694]

Lol... When I need a laugh I just Google: Ted cruise hair

[@JI-sg5uy]

Yes

[@yessir6409]

the top half of Ted Cruz looks sad the bottom half looks happy

[@BrandonPhillipsPosterus]

+iNukes "I like pancakes but it's not what I ordered" His face says.

[@ninamarie5239]

+iNukes oh my god lol

[@yessir6409]

Brandon Phillips lmao

[@trumpeterjen]

+iNukes I know you're talking about just his face, but it sounds dirty out of context.

[@yessir6409]

trumpeterjen hehe

[@hannahjoyukulele]

GABE?

[@hannibalvon6164]

Hannah Cheng⼁♡ that's my favorite part! lol

[@mystery785]

Gary?

[@christallh24]

Oh, my goodness! That part had me in stitches, lol!

[@historybuff66]

The look on those two daughters when Cruz repeatedly says “I made a hole and then barfed on the beach” 😄

[@snicky58]

Those children look traumatized.

[@snicky58]

My daughter and I still go around singing that song.

[@The_ZeroLine]

@@snicky58It’s a classic.

[@BlueBleedStl]

this makes more sense than most of Ted's speeches

[@laela6289]

+BlueBleedStl Mmmm hairrrrr

[@yupster123]

+BlueBleedStl i wish i could see the originals lol

[@marcuswivallius4363]

Mhhaaah pfrengh!

[@Lewis9700]

Makes more sense than anything Beijing Biden has ever said

[@AbbreviatedReviews]

That ending sequence was too perfect. I think Herbert Spinecki is a real issue for Ted Cruz.

[@roidroid]

i lost my shit. it was just... too perfect. Explosive laughter

[@daiselol]

That exchange between him and his wife is literally brilliant

[@wildwestunlimited]

"Don't make us kiss now!" ... OMG, I lost it!!!! HAHAHAHAA

[@coyclown]

I was in the grocery store one day and there was a wine named Bogle and I immediately thought of Ted Cruz. :D

[@chasemorrone7383]

I know that wine

[@BrooklynBrimstone]

You shoulda bought it! And when you got up to the cash register you could have said, "I need a Bogel for the glotch." Missed opportunity!

[@benton202]

lol i died lol

[@danielbrown1724]

BrooklynBrimstone 😂

[@laff2024]

I wish Ted Cruz was president. I think it'd really improve Earth's intergalactic relations if we elected an alien in human clothing to be POTUS.

[@Blast66666]

Alien's like to eat their own boogers, so yeah Ted would fit in just nicely.

[@rizzorizzo2311]

Ted Cruz For Human President!

[@sirbillius]

We would finally get the Bogel for the Glotch!

[@Vrex360]

Yeah but I like my cranium intact and not you know inseminated with his rapidly gestating larvae.

[@Shape430]

LOL

[@BellOfTheBall639]

his wife rolling her eyes. 😁😂😆

[@burstofdifferent4490]

“Gabe?” 😂😂😂 that part had me dying

[@raggedyanarchist]

Is anybody else's favorite part watching Caroline and Catherine's waning enthusiasm for "I made a hole and then barfed on the beach"?

[@KlabauterManiac]

I just nearly choked on my coke.

[@carolecook1116]

Let those babies🌞outside sometime. They're adorable but practically translucent.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

OMG, when you go back and watch the kids' faces, you're right. Incredible.

[@JI-sg5uy]

No

[@samdunkksu2b129]

"if you want more boyfriend time, then you must be a girlfriend"

[@buckbuchanan4902]

Words to live by, ladies!

[@TheKrazysexykool]

Sound advice

[@number3stunner118]

Seems like Dr. Phil might pass that wisdom on to someone.

[@JD-HD]

homophobic

[@theconnotationofmemedealer3795]

@@JD-HD hOmOpHoBiC

[@ttlpwn34]

Ted and his family look like they're stuck in the 1950s smh

[@SexyButCurious]

ikr

[@DomV123]

They did that on purpose to make his family look like a nice america family

[@martinaee]

+ttlpwn34 Am I the only one really weirded out by that "reading to the kids in bed moment" ??? It's obvious it's lit by studio lights which means they literally set up a photo-shoot to show him "being normal reading to the kids". Politics make me throw up.

[@HuxleyWasRight]

+YoungClickClack true, in reality he's probably into S&M, imagine if they were honest "hey honey, show the film crew the dungeon"

[@VerboseSlayer]

+ttlpwn34 they look like they're stuck in a commercial for detergent

[@denisetarabori553]

I got this sent to me years and years ago and I still find it hilarious!

[@kkg1156]

MMMMM HAIR

[@funkyfabulous6090]

LOL!

[@lucybunnies3047]

"Doesn't that mean you go to jail? " "No, because I ran away" #tedcruzzodiackiller

[@narratomancy]

"Hey who hates cigarettes?"I do!""Hooray for you."

[@notputinspuddy3420]

When Ted's not home, Heidi watches this. She laughs and laughs... "Oh my Lord, they don't know how close that came to the truth!"

[@lukasnummer1]

"I heard you got orange rugs here?" - "That´s a lie." "Hey, could you cut me a rug here?" - "A rug? "Yeah, an orange one." - "No, we don´t make them." "I know."

[@rozhsoh-muh]

''You know what, I just love to twerk. Ahla-ahla-ahla-ahla-ahla-ahla-ahla-ahla.''

[@nikolaia7893]

These videos just get better and better. Awesome. I love the couple interview. Excellent. Excellent.

[@Fan_Made_Videos]

Where's the bad lip reading? I thought this was actual audio.

[@josephbennett4236]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Stop it, please!

[@ChocolateMaddi]

"I wish I couldn't, but it's too late" #TedCruzisTheZodiacKiller

[@jacklacksatgaming184]

"That old man just took your spork " - Ted Cruz 2016

[@FreddieHg37]

Say whatever you want, he predicted Forky somehow...

[@elguapo7298]

from 2:40 on has to be some of BLR's best work

[@Wadu436]

3:38 is best

[@n0denz]

One day I want to charter a boat and sail the sea, singing, "I made a hole and then barfed on the beach."

[@jessebond4280]

That moment Bad Lip Reading actually begins to make sense with dialog and form proper conversations instead of random sentences... BLR upgraded.

[@yeenosaur2620]

Oh my gosh, 0:21 still makes me laugh.

[@cecilia2108]

+Sk8 dance dream Every time, every time.

[@julianputnam8290]

I can beat you up in real life crocbain

[@rolandhatton2668]

Smulian your probably a blitzby that bogels your grozel

[@TheMagicPopcorn]

Guys they don't need to do one for Trump. He already spews nonsense all on his own.

[@crystal3897]

😂

[@logan.p85]

Like how he says we are 19 trillion dollars in debt. Oh wait we are

[@valshaped]

+Dave Mohammad Nobody disagrees with the National Debt Clock on that one.

[@reucutajar]

+TheMagicPopcorn We need some nonsense which won't get him votes :P

[@Moshugaani]

+TheMagicPopcorn They could dub him but say the exact same things he originally said, and that would be the joke.

[@dale8809]

This is probably my favorite BLR....has me rolling every time. Freaking brilliant.

[@KJT3000]

2:07 Had me almost choking on my coffee

[@janesconsulting]

Ah, this is how I'll always remember him.

[@chiach3]

This is what I hate about politicians the shots with them and their perfect little family. Cruz in his khakis with boat shoes and douchey sweater with his picturesque family....yuck. Makes me sick these people portray the perfect wholesome American family...news flash that isn't the norm in America and I am supposed to think this dbag can relate to me.

[@TheErnstkare]

this

[@DistantTower]

this. a lying, predatory manipulator, who will claim "Jesus wants you to vote for me!"

[@marilynward1928]

+Mike C ,Jealous? You sound ...YUCK!

[@annettevillain4352]

+Mike C I think Heidi looks like she is his sister.

[@thedoorsforever256]

+Mike C Hell yeah man, you hit the nail right on the head there

[@shoffmann12345]

This voice actor deserves so much

[@BoboDoboRobo]

"I don't wanna ask who the baby daddy." TED CRUZ 2016

[@claudial3875]

I know it's him

[@Mike-DD214]

that bit with his wife at the end was perfect... well done.

[@benjamingmullins]

I think the reason he didn't become president is because he set those cabins on fire

[@tamasmihaly1]

Damn. Comedy genius. The guy making this is blessing us with content never intended for mass consumption. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[@athenawhitley9508]

This was probably one of my hands down favorites. The noises they made him make and just the overall creepiness... Kinda how I image Ted Cruz would be in real life hahahah

[@TheKrazysexykool]

There is something "I drive around in a white van loaded with candy" vibe about Ted Cruz.

[@whirving]

In a fit of self punishment I watched some outtakes for campaign commercials that he posted to KZbin and CREEPYNESS CONFIRMED. It was more like a hostage video for a serial killer.

[@edmundartmalkundratek5000]

If Ted Cruz only had a real life