Televangelist Cancels Coronavirus - March 31, 2020

[@redfishbluefish5605]

Michael Angelo’s first minute of the rundown already put me in a body bag

[@samfleming7736]

Red Fish Blue Fish michael angelo the goat

[@GG-lr3gv]

Make Michael Angelo a regular on every skype rundown until this is over

[@VolPett]

Michael Angelo is a star in the making.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

The editing on this was top notch.

[@fishhead90]

Michaelangelo look like he’s constantly checking himself and getting turned on.

[@queezyman1622]

1 minute in and KFC said fuck this and just started the read 😂

[@TXGhost91]

Michael Angelo, right place right time, good for him

[@jeffcherry444]

The hype man of a televangelist is the greatest job of all time.

[@jr13227]

Prez get a financial advisor or you’re gonna get arrested

[@michaelg250]

Jesus Dave don't say that nobody wants to hear about your day trading. This is some of your best content. It's hilarious

[@PoorMansPreparing]

I have had Honey for like 2 years, never once has it saved me money, just says "you already have the best deal"

[@MHBULLSFAN]

But at least you know you have the best deal 😂😂

[@CarlosGarcia-tw8yw]

Found some Adidas for $80 on the honey app. Got the same shoes for $30 without honey.

[@PrivatelyHanging]

One insider trading bit, everybody knows the rules

[@mitchellgearig6974]

Dont let Dave quit talking about his day trading..thats stuff funny..

[@lonzoboul7143]

Dave is 100% going to get in trouble with the SEC at some point

[@jr13227]

Guarantee he’s already being investigated

[@TheSteve1126]

Shorting a company that invested in you is ridiculously illegal Dave

[@waheedo2635]

he just doesn't know...

[@rosselliott1917]

KFC is never excited when Dave starts talking about trading 😂

[@MC-bh3ff]

I like this Michael Angelo kid and he also seems like a good dude so that’s nice

[@NickEdsonBasketball]

Pres is gonna lose it all watch...

[@jonathanmandeville4575]

This is the perfect content... The greatest way to fill this epidemic void😂

[@davemannn]

"I can do whatever" -sec vs prez 2020

[@Rya_N33]

Whoever edits these should get a raise

[@mcflow19]

Michael Angelo 🐐

[@DarthWader5]

Someone NEEDS to put together a "Best of Davey Day Trader" weekly. I'd watch the hell out of that

[@matthewknutson96]

Yo shorting PENN as a partner and also publicly talking about it is SOOO illegal. I really hope he's joking the SEC is gonna take him to town if they get wind of this... RIP

[@willroberts2727]

Gotta love MichaelAngelo

[@stevemygoodman7809]

If I have to choose between KFC and the MyPillow guy, I’m ridin with those pillows. KFC is worse than that guy.

[@JapaneseIrishman]

DAVE YOU JUST ADMITTED TO SEC VIOLATIONS

[@andytonner]

"Last day of the year" ahahahahahahah. Prez is classic.

[@richguevara2721]

I think this style of editing was long overdue and is like a tip of the hat to the younger Stooli generation. PewDiePie, Mr. Beast and the many large KZbinrs understand this style. Great Stuff.

[@derekbisson2012]

Portnoy is sooo distracted by stocks now hahaha all the time

[@TFemm44]

I’m embarrassed for KFC at this point

[@theshepherdoffat]

agreed...hes a big time bummer lately..

[@rogermartin369]

I fuckng love y’all not many major platforms will even talk about this

[@wingsfan118]

Please get rid of KFC and Feits!!!! Michael Angelo is hilarious!

[@Turk_2023]

My pillow guy is the shit.... Went from crackhead to millionaire

[@mcr2124]

These were great before Dave started jumping in the stock market

[@Dwight2744]

Yeah it's like hearing about somebody's fantasy team. Nobody gives a shit.

[@samuelpowell7189]

Lol love watching el presidente hook big cat into trading

[@cal8362]

Dave isn't going to last long at this pace, maybe Kirk was right

[@ITJustMeKG]

"I've never told anyone not to blog about something"- Dave Tell that to the dude who got fired for calling Rhianna Fat...

[@CIARUNSITE]

And Francis who was actually funny unlike the totally not gay guy.

[@erics8524]

KFC has checked out.

[@TheHeylookup]

literally nothing to do and its still an hour late

[@TSP3NC3]

KFC getting slapped today on social media was awesome. The pillow guy memes are great lol What a terrible blog

[@MHBULLSFAN]

7:53-19:05 Dave talking about day trading 21:10 talks a bit more before a star is born

[@SomeoneElsesStory]

Can't believe you put the Bejing Ducks on the screen. Go Shawwwks!

[@matthewbennett3352]

Seamless ad read kfc.

[@abg125]

so for the past week petty much the rundown consists of 4-5 minutes of talking points/new stories and 25-30 is Dave losing his mind about the stock market LMAO

[@UncleRico805]

Does davey know the sec has access to KZbin?...😂

[@queezyman1622]

Mike Angelo NEEDS to be on all rundowns.

[@inertiaspinner555]

Coronavirus: an MK-Ultra production

[@thefreshserve]

KFC said they promoted Felix Grey glasses before they almost forgot to read a MVMT glasses ad. The Barstool difference

[@thedanteguy]

AYE BARSTOOL I know motorsports world is still new to you all but 1 sporting event is still happening in the US this friday. #freedom500

[@Nagnullat]

Michael Angelo will save barstool. Print it.

[@stevemygoodman7809]

Dave is to Goodell as Blind Mike is to Dave.

[@Cushingish]

You never lose unless you sell .. " Never Settle " ~ Bobby Axelrod

[@bwburksiii15]

H-Man lol

[@RyanD808]

SEC, watch here: 18:10

[@HunterFinner]

I felt a breakthrough from Kenneth Copeland

[@patrickkelly1041]

Big cat is like Groundhog Day saying every day, “I’m jumping in” put the money down Dan

[@airsofterandgamer111]

I fucking love it. It Always comes back 😂 fucking deadass not joking says it in the game respect

[@SeanAnthony2025]

Short selling isn't a great idea if you don't know what you're doing

[@timbowers1948]

fuck yeah Michael Angelo is a star

[@JUDDLILIHA]

ABT is going lower ... fast

[@jeffcherry444]

About time they got a honey add

[@morgancahill5021]

I just got home from a drive, and there was a huge house with a huge sign saying "Faith Over Fear" and I came home and told my fiance , " That's like having a sign saying, 'I'm an idiot and still believe in fairytales.'

[@supersomebody101]

lol sign behind dave. ask dave is camera is recording

[@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife]

Pres pretending to be a little bit dumber than he really is is soOo funny

[@JC-ev2ns]

“Hooooooo thank you Jesus” - what these guys say when they bring an alter boy into their office and close the door

[@508b1z]

Is Dave on blow? lol

[@2joey22]

Yes

[@andrewbrown1482]

keep the virtual set up so these guys can go at it like old times

[@schwererd]

Dave, don't forget you can buy options as well. To hedge

[@johnathanbruno2525]

Id rather get covid than listen to any more day trade talk

[@alphatangohotelvod]

Dave about to cause another Great Depression with his day trading.

[@cfost9308]

if anyone is wondering why pres was quiet and starring so scared from 18:00-20:00 it is because he had roughly 5.5 million dollars in volatile investments. ABT ended negative on the day hope he sold lol

[@dodda]

It can't go down. I'm watching it!!!

[@flickmybic7174]

Im boutta run a marathon after that televangelist.

[@jlpalmer4676]

Michael Angelo AKA The Registered Flex Offender

[@MrWells-km5cp]

daves taking singles catch him at trixies girl jeans on everybody knows the rules

[@darraghlong6353]

i'm about to become a day trader out of boredom

[@heeterhobbs8772]

Abbott has now dropped to 77

[@TheWCrasher]

he can't do that btw... its called insider trading

[@PureToneMusic]

ABT went to $75 today lol.

[@dougferguson6876]

Maybe not talk about shorting penn. I can't wait for the Netflix doc about his inevitable Enroning his company.

[@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife]

Doug Ferguson seriously, what a fucking moron. He thinks it’s so “eDgY” right now, we’ll see what he thinks about it later

[@Ghost-304]

Looking back and Dave Saturn he figured out Wall Street stock is hilarious,Dave the next day lost a ton lol. But it comes back

[@charlesborg828]

Dave's nose taking centre stage while talking about the stock market

[@RKLIFE17]

My dad works for Abbott, he said do not buy Prez.

[@ericbreese1694]

I’m sorry Dave, I’m sick of this

[@josephmcguire1679]

I despise televangelists at large. As a Christian

[@kevinl2256]

ABT down to $76.61. Rough!!!

[@airsofterandgamer111]

Also focus hard on taxi services that are independent. Like Uber’s of the country when this passes bars are gonna hit hard when they open stay home and sell boom

[@birdeagle3747]

Big cats breath perpetually smells like presidentes taint

[@lllbbb999]

No truer words have ever been spoken

[@airsofterandgamer111]

Pres. Canadian weed companies. Do it buy high and wait next 5 years long game. Boom multi millions you have times 10. Bet import export goes nuts.

[@sadkfjasdkl4543]

There is unlimited losses when you short stock. When you just buy in, you can only lose what you put in

[@realdukeofthemidwest]

I say Copeland donate his 760 million to covid research

[@TheBeerBelly]

ABT stock is down to 76.40 haha El Presidente probably lost a lot of $

[@jeremiahmackay226]

Lmao!!! ABT closed at 76.57 down 2.97. Dave got fucked! LMAO!!!! The game is certainly slowing down for him. He's gonna lose all his money as quickly as he got it.

[@WILSON.1]

The televangelist.... there we have a man so addicted to money, he can do that with a straight face. He's likely his biggest believer.

[@johnseifert6927]

Day trading scratches the same itch as gambling. Dave might never leave his office now.

[@jbrown7942]

Most companies require a 60-90 day holding period before selling and have restrictions on trades at quarter ends. I’m sure Dave knows this about PENN

[@airsofterandgamer111]

Here’s another boys easy shit. Fire arm companies get in it now with delays etc yes they are hitting hard but the ones who realize I need one and can’t get one will go nuts after this shit

[@unwelcomemotivation]

daves hilarious, look at his face perk up from hering kfc do an ad for him

[@Ghost-304]

Just remember it buying stock etc is easy everyone would do it

[@LiterallyGod]

RIP DAVES ACCOUNTANT