TELL US YOUR BEST JOKE | Gmod: Prop Hunt (Funny Moments)

[@thatcrazylemon_]

No, please! Drink and drive!" -Wade 2017

[@personthatexists3784]

Please, drink and drive. Wade- 2019- he was some youtuber who drank and drove like a dumbass.

[@lucifer_the_wendigo5809]

For all of those Rick and Morty fans Jack: a buba duba dub What I hear: wubba lubba dub dub.

[@mellythemelon9100]

Lucy Lemon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hesus9916]

Amount of drink driving deaths increases by 200%

[@mangotail6808]

We don't have time for you walking beer. -Bob 2017

[@ScruffyNerfherder51]

"child protective services don't bleed!" -Jacksepticeye 2017

[@marble8478]

xD

[@rbsgyble3430]

Crips

[@dakotamatheson9884]

The facts they don't want you to know.

[@jirosantos6384]

Ive killed many child protective services personel before because i dose up my kid with ketamine. Could confirm this fact

[@katiehaddock3526]

Did anyone else nod to themselves when bob said "this is the humour people come to our channels to watch"

[@katiehaddock3526]

M not the only one right?

[@derszatan6109]

Night howler ugh no I can't stand their American humor

[@BMeza]

Der Szatan BUUUUUUURN

[@bloodmoonwlovesarmy6051]

Nope it's true

[@beccabennett2.050]

Night howler me

[@justaviewer_23]

Wade: “Uh...uh... Drink me.” Me: *Takes off headphones to cry with laughter*

[@kirstenb3845]

"Can i axe you a question" *BANG* the comedic timing of the jokes and the deaths were amazing.

[@Katriella.]

The timing here too. I read this just as that happened XD

[@demonixp241]

That's a pun

[@jacsvon601]

Jayden Daum Thanks, good to know.

[@furiouscorndog8767]

KirstenIs

[@digitalarsonist179]

KirstenIsStrange In the pokemon world- May I "AXEW" a question?

[@pastel_medicine]

11:21 "uh...drink me." *shoots*

[@CybrPichus]

Best joke of 2017

[@itin4u320]

3:19 Jacks face says it all. Also 6:00 We are just your local windmill. XD 13:12 Omg best roast ever i'm totally using that.

[@GeekyGaia]

"Hi, i am paint, can i help you?..." *GUNSHOT*

[@cyberwolf1277]

Jack is SO done by the end of it, lol

[@tefiresoul5279]

Like your 69 likes?

[@dennis_s]

I've done similar bits, too, and gotten the short end of the stick. I put thought into my jokes, so when they get put down, it makes me a little upset deep down.

[@CopyNinjaJay]

Drink and Drive. This has been a public service announcement from Wade. (I died xD)

[@lilrose8126]

Grace Cherian tdurfkf

[@jasonedwards3123]

3:07 Jack tells a Joke and everyone just sits in silence

[@heartslobbf]

AND NOW I JUST SIIIIIIIIII- no, okay...

[@nerfsquad3960]

+Izzy The Narwhal Biologist sub me bro

[@seasosea]

Izzy The Narwhal Biologist |-/

[@Oddi0]

It's because somebody stole their car radio.

[@UncleSamAAAA]

Jason Edwards ikr

[@samuelus4274]

15:09 Jack looks like he really got sad and embarassed

[@willnichols2059]

SamuelUS maybe if Jack was a pussy baby that gets his feelings hurt over a video GAME lmao but he's not

[@pineapples7392]

Eh his face to me was like "fuck you guys" 😂😂

[@shawn.spencer]

+PINEAPPLES Yeah, I agree with you 😂

[@qweenkassxd2898]

SamuelUS Yea poor jack

[@Toast.Ex3]

"let me axe you a question :D " -jack *gets killed*

[@victorvondeathstroke]

Wade: "Uh, drink me." ................... *BOOM*

[@wowitslena]

Just as I read that Wade said that

[@so1634]

Slade Wilson I died at that part

[@teatimes100]

jacksepticeyeGiveAway you again you fucker

[@froyohead]

_Jokes are spells to make people throw up air_

[@remirel9388]

ha...ha...ha

[@sambandviks5365]

FroyoHead Animation 😂😂

[@lukefeatherston130]

FroyoHead Animation ha Upload more

[@remotestone]

FroyoHead Animation wow 😳 😂

[@haydentgw460]

FroyoHead Animation that is so wose

[@cloudboybebop]

"Hello fellow atheist abortionists!!" me:* chokes on drink, pauses video, and stares at the screen for a while. *

[@ruarstergaming1695]

I just love how they instantly fully give up on playing the game

[@pressplay1871]

Do you wanna find props or do you wanna drive a truck Uuuhhh truck

[@skylar6555]

Press Play Then Wade shows up as a beer case asking them to drink and drive lmao

[@morganalexandra6236]

Oh 'truck' it, i'll have a beer.. EDIT: woops i said bear instead of beer :P

[@leegordon4021]

jacksepticeyeOfficial

[@drecorpal7337]

Scarlet Dreamer nice

[@S5KYT]

jacksepticeyeOfficial why

[@roryholmes6879]

Random person: In space no one can hear you screa- Jack:CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!!

[@mackenzierinier4956]

The look on Jack's face when Wade "accidentally" killed them with the grenade. Priceless.

[@bluenette4696]

12:59 - jacks face omlllll,,, “L’ORÉAL, BECAUSE YOU’RE WORTH IT”

[@augustgardyne396]

When in doubt, be: Joyful Accepting Caring Kind Selfless Enthusiastic Positive True to yourself Interesting Courageous Energetic Young at heart Encouraging These are some of the thing's Jack is. We should be these too. I just wanted to do this for no reason other than showing some of Jacks good qualities. I hope Jack sees this.

[@alanthegamer5346]

Anne Gardyne Really u could have put any other word starting with p why peaceful....

[@augustgardyne396]

Yeah, probably not the best choice. Luckily, I have something called editing under my belt

[@SimTastick1771]

Anne Gardyne yup

[@Nicky-pm4pk]

Anne Gardyne hi.i heard a joke the other day about chocolate bars.i didn't find it that funny so i just.....SNICKERED

[@vinniewhitehurst8198]

sloth girl 47 no

[@TFenton95]

"I want better jokes and better friends"- 7:56 Next joke is... Hi, I'm paint, can I help you.... I think he isn't getting either...

[@imhungry48.o_o.]

Jacksepticeye uploads. Grabs my phone Watches the video Likes the video Gets upset when it's over

[@GalacticAlpaca]

Im Hungry You're not a real fan unless you like the video before watching it.

[@thecursedpotato3769]

Im Hungry See's comment Laugh Liked and subscribed See's more slime rancher videos Gets happy

[@kingmikeyman3456]

Im Hungry I

[@pissbottle1766]

jacksepticeyeGiveAway Fuck off

[@wingedvix2118]

#BringBackBonerCast Anyone?

[@TheOrangeOfLies]

Wingedvix 21 It was never really a thing, it was a skit for one episode like the skits in this episode, so it doesn't really make sense

[@wingedvix2118]

TheOrange OfLies well, it lasted what? Like 3 episodes of prop hunt? I rewatch it all the time and thought it was funny, so I decided to comments about it? Idk

[@ameliamartin6973]

TheOrange OfLies don't be such a downer, damn. Bonercast was like a 3+ episode skit.

[@lfczela8317]

Wingedvix 21 #BringBackBonerCast

[@maddie-lq1fg]

Man, it would be so cool. But I respect his decision to not bring it back yknow?

[@alitaflannery5695]

*Scrolling though notifications * OMG PROP HUNT BY JACKSEPTICE *crys tears of joy*

[@KDA21]

Alita Flannery too bad it's a reupload

[@krabjoon9284]

Shadow 13342 to bad it's not

[@alynanavarro8045]

i know right, but its a reupload, ama cry, like i love seeig thse 4 goofs together but they never play with each anymore (not like that) its sad.....

[@CalamityRepentance]

I died at "please drink and drive!"

[@lelaluvzapollo1097]

"Uhh... drink me?" -wade 2017

[@weeklywhitenoise9612]

When I'm sad jacksepticeye always makes me happy!

[@presleyhanzlik2588]

Magic_ Nick right?! I thought I was going to be depressed all day but jack keeps putting a smile on my face.

[@kaylalambert1349]

Same here his videos are the only thing getting me through my break up

[@zer0kiryu960]

Same ^^

[@gold_hampter4017]

its meme time

[@ellis.3]

@@gold_hampter4017 its meme time

[@luna_rose7604]

OMG HE REFERENCED BO BURNHAM YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS To roast Bo: Are you an elephant? Because you're dumb, Bo. Bystander's response: OOOOOH! BO JUST GOT BURNED! Bystander 2 response: I think you mean, "BURN- HAM!!!!" Roaster response: ... no. Just... no.

[@deadslender7639]

MelodyNotes haha favorite type of jokeXD

[@ralaperher3650]

MelodyNotes Loooooove Bo Burnham

[@youseftariq5898]

MelodyNotes can't control my stools was from bo burnham too!

[@forestheart3188]

Y E S

[@odjpejwpe]

When was this?

[@OkamiKimi]

In what world would we live without stupid jokes?

[@kimblejohnson3853]

A terrible world.

[@thelivingparadox7304]

OkamiKimi So, the complex answer or the simple answer?

[@sackfu7952]

OkamiKimi a world I don't wanna live in

[@milesvictor9749]

a world with no flat earthers... for once

[@mostfabulousdipshitintown8243]

Hell

[@CartoonCreature]

2:25 Jack: "I'm scared by talking inanimate objects " Me: Hey Jack there's this awesome KZbin series call Don't Hug Me, I'm scared

[@bubblegumalphabet4964]

These videos are one of the main reasons I watch Jack's channel.

[@xxdoomfalconxx7832]

Friend: "Suck it!" You: "Sorry small objects are a chocking hazard!"

[@birdsnestfern5635]

xXDoom FalconXx 'Props' to you, bro^^ ... I'll leave now...

[@disastermollymauk289]

xXDoom FalconXx Daaaaaaaamn!

[@mizzu8192]

Lol

[@kyuwuz7529]

xXDoom FalconXx 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@n11ck]

Definetly using this at school next time. Thanks, +xXDoom FalconXx

[@joaovieira8381]

*Props into a Hay Bale* "Oh, Hay , didn't ser you there..."

[@dsend_]

Jack : "can I *AXE* you a question?" *Boom* 10/10

[@pastel8934]

Uh,drink me.... BOOOOM!!!!

[@lucifer_the_wendigo5809]

Wooden stool joke: " wood" you like to sit down.

[@mikaylam3952]

Jack: "good thing you weren't a knife that round because that had edge." My brain: *alarm going off* PUN! I notice shit like that. I'm sorry😂😂

[@mothergoose90]

I love it when they all play together, it always makes my day

[@Zealiea]

yeah, I agree! It makes me Happy every time! ^^

[@guyontheinternet7332]

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

[@ollilehtonen6351]

k y s what?

[@annekoontz6458]

olli lehtonen smh

[@onionvalley]

This was the best and worst joke ever xD

[@liz6851]

What do you get?

[@ghoultooth]

A bunch of idiots waiting for the punchline.

[@akaylin4987]

Wade- "no plzz drink and drive" Also Wade-" uhh.... Drink me" More Wade- 13:36 Me- are u having some issues

[@hannamaac2074]

when gmod hay bales make you question police brutality

[@SuperAwesomeAlana]

14:30 (jack pontes finger at camera) me: what did i do!?!

[@anonymous-cn2ue]

SuperAwesomeAlana lmao

[@charlieporter8224]

SuperAwesomeAlana Points*

[@antjesus101]

I think you stole something from him? 😂

[@raidedsalt7110]

You forgot to feed him his Irish coffee

[@causemetics3880]

SuperAwesomeAlana lol

[@Jayygongetrich]

once upon a time a pig married a cow the end

[@jamon8139]

How beautiful

[@anniebannanielosttheirnanny]

Random Loner OMG I remember that

[@emilysheppard4971]

Mrnashboy 007 😂 Evie!

[@adrianaisme4710]

Mrnashboy 007 Once upon a time, a pig married an elephant. The end.

[@jbbrown2878]

Haha who thinks jack should bring evie back

[@cheesycornbread]

Jack (axe): *coming towards them* "But guys, first, let me AXE you a question-" *BOOM* Bob (barrel): *coming up behind them* "Hey guys, I uh, I just BARRELY made it. What CAN I do for you?" *pair laughs their asses off*

[@awesomegirl5870]

1:30 When you really want to be a dog,but the struggle was REAL

[@papacam3496]

"Do you wanna find props or drive a truck...?" "Drive a truck..." "Duh"

[@sophiascott4055]

Jack has such dad jokes... I LOVE IT

[@doereymia]

"Drink me" kills both of them: BEST PART XD

[@-tee-]

8:37 "Was that joke uh- a lil... corny? Ya get - ya get corn in yer stools cus it doesn't digest properly? *BANG* AHH-" I replayed that part so many times

[@FamedKilljoy]

I've been aspiring to be the best KZbinr I can be for a while now and I have to thank you, Jack, for inspiring me each day to keep trying my best.

[@ranguvar1175]

To respond to the title my self esteem is my best joke

[@jeffpower145]

S3gk oh wow what an original joke

[@arabellaryan1521]

fucking same though XD

[@perpeni4692]

8:27 that bo reference >

[@StarOwlGaming]

My favorite videos ever are when the Bonercast plays prop hunt! :D

[@hijumiyuki6738]

StarOwl Gaming about the bonercast, when jack was banding down to lisen do you think he was lisening to the bonercast?

[@roisinburke6978]

StarOwl Gaming Its funny you say that cause the bonercast isn't an actual thing

[@StarOwlGaming]

oh I know. But it's kind of a thing now :P

[@brandonnoble388]

Jacks said repeatedly that the boner cast isn't a "thing" and that him and bob just made it up playing a game and then they said it in prop hunt nut they're not planning on brining it back so stop asking like not being mean but its getting annoying seeing the comments full of it when its not coming back

[@hardhikmandadi9096]

Kayleigh Noble yeah people need to see this message. It was really funny for the two episodes, but it's not really a thing that will stay.

[@mr.unicum]

You're a wizard, Jack, you're gonna do spells and shit

[@kiesa8992]

MR. UNICUM Hes a what?

[@jarnedewitte2496]

Crash fur fucks sakes harry

[@quakton]

MR. UNICUM Now go to hagwarts and do some god damned spells.

[@anniebannanielosttheirnanny]

MR. UNICUM yer a wizard jack

[@isamcardona8958]

Jack: Tell us your best jokeMe: I'm gonna be successful and socially active lol

[@noclue-potato]

This is the most metal influenced episode of prop hunt ever, and I am so living for it

[@savannahchampagne6186]

I spent $155.50 for three tickets to Mark's show and I have no regrets.

[@nonnycboo6765]

I now have major respect for you good sir

[@savannahchampagne6186]

Why, lol?

[@kyliebugg6670]

wow thats really cheap i was able to go so...

[@crazimad_]

Hah same I went with my mom and sister and got VIP 👌🏼 NO REGRETS

[@MaximumOffense]

Man, that's a pretty good joke.

[@pedrostormrage]

8:14 Bob:"Hi, I'm paint 'can' I help you?" **dies** Jack:"Oh no, it's so hard to control my 'stools'" **survives** That could be a new reality show: waggish (humorous in a playful, mischievous, or facetious manner) or perish (suffer death, typically in a violent, sudden, or untimely way) :P

[@ProGammar]

Ok, KZbin has to be the only place you can say "Let's go back to the killing babies bit. That was a crowd pleaser" without getting arrested. Also, so many puns. Some would say they were very punny (I'm sorry) Haha. :D Great video Jack. I'm also a gaming KZbinr. Keep up the AMAZING work on your channel Jack. :D

[@gricel107]

6:17 Bob: OMG YOU KICKED IT OVER!!! Also bob: proceeds to aggressively ram it into the generator 7:37 you can see how hard he hit his desk because his entire mouse jumped! 😂

[@autumnash2114]

Does anybody remember when Sean was so quiet and waiting to be talked to to talk? Now he's just "I will kill you. Now get back on stage." It's been nice watching him grow.

[@theonlydeathgoddess_4846]

I miss these Prop Hunt moments. 😂❤ I love seeing them being so silly, its amazing!

[@Juni-ru1xw]

I love this series!!!

[@Zealiea]

yes, me too! ^^ It's so Funny!

[@SaffronGrey]

They were joking around, but I seriously want a mix of Baby Baby *BABY-BABY-BABY* XD 15:05 was cinematic af

[@tomwoods8021]

Roses are red, That part is true, Violets are violet, Not fucking blue.

[@7-zip315]

balls are red my balls are blue do i have issues? yes i do.... that was bad sorry

[@windhelmguard2328]

Super Natral Lord. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Wankers have plastic bags. I NEED A FUCKING AMMO BAG YA WANKA!'

[@jkamanawa3250]

Super Natral Lord fff

[@rhyshanlon2661]

Super Natral Lord Roses are red Violates aren't blue I hate flowers SO FUKA YOU!!!!!!!!

[@hanjin_files]

The moment when Wade was hay and he said hey😂

[@cap90parker0]

0:27 This a public service announcement brought to you all by Jacksepticeye tell when you not to drink and drive, especially when the beer walks up to you asking you to drink and drive.

[@oksanashopsha3230]

Thank you for bring back this series I almost cried watching it I love watching it and laughing

[@gotcha6024]

YES!! We can never get enough prop hunt vids. KEEP EM COMING JACK!

[@mcloudyoutube]

For the oil can this is what you should have done "Well Oil be damned, I wish I were bleach."

[@shroomdoggg]

“don’t touch me that makes me really unhappy” Bob-2017

[@caden8239]

Bob: *calm and collected* I'm sorry we're going to file some paperwork it was a misunderst-- Jack: SHOOT IT!!! SHOOT IT!!! I can't imagine it any other way😂😂😂

[@djfascia6521]

Yes more gmod finally

[@royaldog644]

Clorox yessssssssss more gmod

[@euph0rya672]

Clorox I will drink you

[@cjmccaul873]

My friend said to me "What rhymes with orange" But it doesn't tho???

[@lorek33perandfriends47]

Schlorange

[@notaidandobbins]

C.J McCaul door-hinge

[@appleraspberry8704]

Porridge?

[@masterjoshex]

By the way all people trying to guess what rhymes with orange you guys are fucking...good luck

[@bababooey3848]

Arrange

[@Razbeariez]

This was probably the funniest prop hunt video in a while.

[@MoonroseSoda]

I like how when wade killed both jack and bob with that bomb, it took a bit for what just happened to sink in.

[@AtuPC_Fi]

*_NO PLEASE, DRINK AND DRIVE_*

[@TheFabulousCrusty]

I see the thumbnail every time I close my eyes.

[@sergiobarron5523]

He did this episode a while ago and reposted it

[@meteorhatesyou]

The Fabulous Crusty me too

[@werewolfgamer2025]

Wade: seagaul seagaul Jack: You Shut Up (gun shot) Wade: Owwww... Me the whole time: Lmao.

[@ibainesy]

16 minutes is not long enough for these types of episodes...

[@bingchilling7900]

Bob’s laugh is so contagious 😂

[@cryogenickitty8367]

What do you call a drunk potato....🍺🥔 Sean.

[@Duckdari]

The police and hay bale bit is only more relevant in 2020-2021

[@atomicjack7606]

Jack running around as hay Wade: Hay (hey) there... that wasn’t supposed to be a pun I’m dead

[@tegandavies7380]

Prop hunt is the best 💖

[@zermaine9637]

Tegan Davies they didnt even play seriously , would be more fun if they did

[@tegandavies7380]

LLife west I actually love it when they goof around cos it's them in general and I love their goofy side It makes it more funny 😂

[@trey3582]

It would be, if they stopped playing on literally the same bland and boring maps.

[@xaviersimpson9035]

LLige west playing seriously is just sitting there or looking for someone which can be boring to watch

[@zermaine9637]

Xavier Simpson what i meant is like they should play prop hunt like vanoss and the others play prop hunt

[@trashmammal9203]

That beginning bit with the hay bales is basically the United States police force

[@quackers4207]

no, not really

[@victoriagoldberg9970]

Wade: *I EAT BABIES YES I DO i eat babies how hoo hoo* Got me dead 😂

[@trashmammal9203]

I...eat...your...SANDWICHES! I EAT EM UP

[@grandmabeanie]

Wade: "No, please! Drink and drive!" Me: My uncle is way ahead of you dude

[@EyelessPyro]

Jack's change in expression XD 15:09 PS Anyone else rewatching all of these in2020

[@raikuthedragon3907]

Late 2021actually.

[@Kyactrix]

2022 baby

[@crazypinkpeanut399]

I love how they aren't even playing anymore This has turned into a crappy improve class XD

[@fanaticabyss7171]

yess but its so funny!

[@suika666]

Hay, I'm sure they didn't mean to bale on you. :3

[@BrandonReck]

*Wade pops out as a 6 pack* Wade: Hey guys, wanna drink? Bob: We have no time for you, walking beer! Wade: No! Please! Drink and drive! *Everyone dies laughing*

[@Trymie98]

3:19 Jack clearly does NOT like that joke.

[@LOKO22Bach]

15:31 I guess he had to... bale...

[@durpddurke4633]

I can imagine Jack playing games off camera like Duck Game with his "friends" and all across the world from Brighton to Murica people would hear screaming....

[@shrimpin4145]

Was Jack telling them Bo burnham jokes?

[@shrimpin4145]

ah, fellow Burnham fan?!

[@shrimpin4145]

*O H B O I*

[@ChronicallyZER0]

Bo 🙂

[@ionvop]

He mentioned Bo Burnham on I Got A Drum Kit video So it's confirmed

[@jj_discord8152]

Do you have a right brain?

[@candiceshipwash4875]

Why does Jack have a nice sexy beard

[@candiceshipwash4875]

Don't report me I know now how weird it sounds

[@josephg.6116]

Candice Shipwash reported. Jk

[@anonymous-cn2ue]

Candice Shipwash because he's jacksepticeye

[@animebrains6859]

13:00 look at the cam

[@antisepticeye9704]

ANIME brains So fabulous

[@madisonphillips3905]

emily grover like pewDiePie 😂

[@succubustrip]

ANIME brains Easy,Breezy,Beautiful,Covergirl

[@Toast.Ex3]

UwU

[@marble8478]

Fab

[@mmeeaa]

Wade's apology song👌🏼👌🏼😫

[@harbingerofdark1417]

11:26 i got an add just as the bomb went off. Perfectly cut explosion