TempRIZZ: The Matchmaking Game No One Asked For.

[@daizeemi]

In this stream I concluded that Altare could probably have alot of restraining orders

[@kentoscocos5238]

he got that _rizztraining order_

[@bagel5056]

Came back here for another rewatch after the Armis edition of Temprizz…. This is now comparably much more normal 🤣😭

[@luvcrona]

same here lmfao im still lightheaded bc of that stream

[@Sybato]

Today I learned that Axel's idea of a "bad day" is almost dying, that guy is so positive.

[@kyowomii]

i love how bettel is just hyping up axel the whole time

[@dandelionwitch]

YEAAAHHH WOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH THANKS FOR THE SHOW FELLAS *TIMESTAMPS:* 0:00 Audience noises soundboard silliness occurs randomly pre-stream 07:57 *Stream start (LOUD lmao)* 08:50 Hello to our contestants 09:27 Introducing the eligible bachelors! 12:27 *Q1: what is your ideal type?* 12:45 Shinri 13:26 Bettel 14:18 Rizztare SO real 14:40 Shinri's name tag 15:06 Axel 15:56 Flayon 16:33 Hakka remembers to explain the stream premise 16:59 *Q2: what is your ideal date?* 17:36 Shinri (cancelling plans to stay home together) 18:46 Bettel (he's testing you) 20:52 Altare (no red flags here :3) 22:45 Axel lets you choose 23:49 Flayon on mutual possessiveness (he swears it's sweet) 24:54 *Q3: what's the worst possible date you can imagine?* 25:07 Shinri: "oOoOOo Shinriiiii I'm SO glad you're not like my EXXXX" 25:58 Bettel: He doesn't wanna talk about Siri (and he has the correct opinion about move theatre dates) 28:53 Altare: shy boi leader doesn't want to go to a club 29:57 Axel: League of Legends date night 31:05 Flayon: worst thing is if he loses interest 31:45 Flayon's emotional baggage and idol contracts 32:22 *First round of voting (Hakka is SO prepared); Shinri W* 33:51 *Q4: red flag, green flag* 34:09 Shinri: red flag how they treat serving staff; green flag open communication 35:28 Bettel: red flag is murdering people; green flag is no history of malicious murder 37:42 Altare: red flag is not giving him every ounce of your attention; green flag (🚩) is not letting people know your plans before the date 40:34 Axel: red flag is complainers; green flag is being cutely jealous but not controlling 42:49 uhhhh which colour flag was this again Axel? 43:08 Flayon: red flag is keeping difficult thoughts to yourself; green flag is listening and being accepting 44:21 Flayon wants you to trust his love 44:30 *Second round of voting (Bettel has lowest standards, Flayon has the highest)* 45:39 Axel's life advice for Flayon (touching tempus bro moments?) 46:44 *Q5: draw a gift you'd give your SO on the fifth date* 48:22 Bettel's gift (an explosive and a basket of puppies) 51:06 Axel's gift: cuddles and a dogboy admission 52:43 Altare's gift: a key so you can leave the basement :3 54:01 Flayon's gift: a machiroon (aka plushie of your choice, this was shockingly less possessive than I expected!) 55:02 Shinri's gift: A COOL PRETTY ROCK OMG (he has my vote idk) 56:45 *Third round of voting: Flayon W* 57:39 What Axel COULD have drawn (Shinri: "wait, you wait until the fifth?!?") 58:43 *Q6: would you still love your date if they were a worm?* 59:02 Shinri 59:19 Bettel (Hakka approved) 1:00:06 Altare 1:00:40 Axel 1:02:11 Flayon 1:03:07 *Q7: your best pickup line* 1:03:12 Shinri 1:03:55 Bettel 1:04:29 Altare 1:05:20 Axel (an actual decent strategy plus he wants to see you blush) 1:06:23 Flayon (needy Machi overdose) 1:07:33 Hakka's pickup line 1:08:19 *Q8: on shower hygiene habits* 1:08:38 Shinri: no 1:09:31 Bettel: it all goes to the same place soooo 1:09:59 Altare: no, he is not earth-friendly 1:11:05 Axel: doesn't care but you better aim 1:12:36 Flayon: no, you need to be better for him 1:13:06 *Q9: comforting your SO after a hard day at work* 1:13:23 AXEL NO 1:13:32 Axel yes?? (an actual wholesome answer) 1:16:12 Bettel (he's uh, got a GREAT relationship with his dad, promise) 1:17:08 Shinri: would order you your favourite food as soon as he knows 1:17:46 Altare would spend time with you and make it personal (and there's definitely nothing else going on here :3 ) 1:18:33 Flayon but withOUT traumadumping 1:19:03 *Fourth round of voting: Shinri voted most thoughtful* 1:19:49 *Q10: a tricky dilemma on an airplane* 1:20:28 Flayon 1:20:46 Bettel 1:22:02 Shinri 1:22:44 Altare 1:23:28 Axel (the GILGAMESH of this question) 1:25:18 *Final round of voting: SHINRI SWEEEEEEEP* (but Shinri ofc tries to sacrifice his win for Axel) 1:26:29 Why Bettel wouldn't date Hakka 1:27:09 SMILE FOR THE SCREENSHOT

[@AstroMaiacal]

YEAAAH WOOOO YEAH! THANKS FOR THE TIMESTAMPS DANDE!! YEAAAH WOOOO YEAH!

[@seebless]

WOOOOO TY SO MUCH FOR THE TIMESTAMPS DANDE!

[@dandelionwitch]

@@AstroMaiacal WOOOOOOOO YEAHHHH TIMESTAMPS YEAHHHHHH!!!

[@dandelionwitch]

@@seebless WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MOST WELCOME SEEEBBBYYY YEAHHHHH

[@NessaHD]

THANK YOU FOR THE TIMESTAMPS!!

[@ifa358]

Shinri is literally husband material frfr

[@corbeaudejugement]

i like how the two fan favorites (shinri and axel) got there by just being real STATS (spoilers!): king of the dates: shinri best present: flayon lowest standards: bettel highest standards: flayon most thoughtful: shinri most husband-able: shinri

[@DeadmanWL]

Shinri's "what im looking for" is what im looking for...if you find twins let me know bro. "The Light inside is Broken, but I still work" This is my new life Motto

[@theoverlordbear]

Having watched this and the sequel starring Armis, I see that the future of Stars EN is bright...Brightly red, to be more exact. 🤣

[@pieguy5323]

Shinri is in top form today! I was laughing SO hard at his jokes. 1:10:54 This joke especially caught me so off guard and I laughed so hard

[@yourstrulysiaaa]

Shinri is bf material ngl

[@darkeye457]

Husband material with the comfort dinner ready

[@80s_graffiti]

he's so hot 😭😭

[@phanci]

This was such a good stream and concept. Huge props to Hakka Also Axel really showed his natural rizz here, he's too powerful and needs to be stopped

[@darkeye457]

Shinrizz sweeping the competition, but Axel was also a close match I'm so used of seeing Tempus with negative rizz that this stream was truly an experience, I love how it started jokingly but then they were just more honest, made me apretiate the Tempus boys a lot more And then there's Hakka with a scat question at the end (I wonder if someone would answer "Adult Diapers" on that one)

[@mxnmon]

This stream was hilarious. Shinri well deserved rizz king!!

[@kileheart245]

23:45 he just like me fr fr

[@lampukuroro9019]

Altare is a walking red flag, too bad red is my favorite color

[@DrachenIvy]

i need a palette cleanser after the armis one so here i am watching this

[@Lightfang02]

The Shinri sweep is REAL. But honestly, I had no doubts.

[@nunally]

INSANE absolutely insane!!! you really knocked it out of the park, also you did an amazing job as host!! 10/10 and the assets were *chef’s kiss* thank you so much Hakka!! we’re so freaking proud of you and the hard work you put in this!! 💟

[@wilhou]

Congrats on this stream! It's prolly the most organized tempus 6-man collabs that i've experienced. It's a tough job but you pulled it off Hakka! Thoroughly enjoyed this.

[@ylimeno]

You're seriously such a good host! Thanks for showing us all these 5 red flags to avoid.

[@artScrib]

hakkkaaaa you did great! you nailed the host role, well done :>

[@sc4ml1kely]

It started off funny and goofy but then it just became Real Talk 💯💯 appreciate the new experience!

[@its-MIMI-mi]

Thank you for the super fun stream!! The effort put into it was so cool, all the graphics and the sound effects made it really nice! OTSU HAKKA BEST MC IN ALL OF XENOKUNI! Congratulations to Shinrizz! 🥳💟

[@AlbertScoot]

Most cursed Tempus collab yet, it's great.

[@jessiishappy]

Hakka did an amazing job hosting :> Had so much fun even from just watching the vod

[@80s_graffiti]

"I like to play with my food" cryingg

[@shipsarewonderful]

OMG THANK YOU HAKKA I HOPE NEXT TIME WE CAN HEAR ALL YOUR ANSWERS BUT AMAZING STREAM

[@maejji21]

Thank you for such a funny stream! OTSU~💙🧡💖❤️💟💛

[@lililac]

axel really said where's my hug for the gift

[@nikenpuspitasaari]

Vod gang where are you all at

[@r-bunny]

personal timestamps: 23:50 possessive🪫ideal date 28:09 🪫's reason for liking theatre dates, 🏹sweating, 🪫exhibitionist 📸 31:45 what 🪫brings in a relationship, he checked the contract LMAOO 54:33 🪫not a softie 📸 1:06:29 🪫W pick up line

[@kairi_415]

This stream was sooooo fun to watch! Thank you so much! Hakka really prepared for this! You're really a good host Hakka! It was sooo entertaining from start to end!

[@MauraxX]

This was so fun lol, thank you so much Hakka and the boys for the hardwork and great stream!! Tempus week has been absolutely wonderful so far 💙🧡❤️💖💜💛

[@NessaHD]

TempRIZZ was so much fun! Congrats to Shinri for winning the Tempura's heart!

[@chocoleaffff]

Amazing show Hakka!! Lots of interesting questions and responses from the fellas of guild tempus :3

[@ahoy2385]

I MISSED THW STREAMM NOOOOOO Happy tempus week, I loved the VOD

[@hiiragihasmanywaifu]

Enjoyed the show Tempiss- i mean TEMPRIZZ! Even if most are psychos Congrats to Shinrizz! Axel and Flayon giving based answers (except their every last sentences). Altare and Bettel tho 🚩🚩 14:20 ASDGDJGLKL (hakka's woa tho, my same reaction lol) 17:23 LMAO hakka's dog and axel delayed reaction 1:04:45 this pick up line. THE FREAKIN DESCRIPTION LMAO

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

This VOD is a treasure

[@Honeychiii]

The stream was so funny and well prepared! Hakka is such an amazing and quick witted host. And the other boys did a great job answering the questions on the spot. Thanks for the fun time!!

[@est_cache]

20:58 AHAHAHAH

[@shxrtmio]

i missed out on this stream when it first broadcasted so i decided to catch up on it after watching the armis one. i will say. . every single one of them are unhinged as hell (⁠´⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠ω⁠°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥⁠｀⁠)

[@M1ss1ng-N0]

Shinri wins for being the best dad

[@WindStreak_]

Thanks for the amazing quiz show Hakka!! OtsuTEMPUS!!

[@liz-lnpvo9098]

55:15 finally a fellow bismuth enjoyer! Glad to find a comrade in these parts!

[@SilentStormfall]

I was just going back on a few moments of the stream and seriously wow the production value of this whole stream was amazing...like all the assets you got added to the whole experience and I honestly honestly love how good you are at bouncing off the other boys. If you told me one of your past jobs was being a real gameshow host I would believe you Seriously thanks for the hard work for this stream and congrats to Shinri!!! The other boys did amazing too

[@nylasor]

HAPPY TEMPUS WEEK! Thank you for the fun stream! I hope you know that you are such an amazing host, Hakka! I can tell that you really prepared a lot for this and you did great! Looking forward for more mind-blowing content!

[@nara_therose]

this match making game should be a regular show

[@rikkashimp]

Late comment coz I passed out right after the stream and animation episodes but SUPER FUN STREAM HAKKA!!! I learned so much of the boys LMFAO AND!!! Can I say that the stream layout, flow, and assets are EPIC?! HAKKA COOKED ONCE AGAIN Y'ALL

[@keropixii]

I watched this after watching the ARMIS edition and Shinri really deserved this win but I would've given pity points to Bettel Bettel my wife, a red flag but a wife nonetheless.

[@Chiips00]

Thank you for the stream!

[@javierpaz1853]

Fucking awesome stream boyo.

[@ellen3260]

Bookmark: 1:03:04

[@littleant3077]

OTSU✨ Thank you for the fun stream

[@chiachia0124]

Happy Tempus week thx Hakka !! U good at hosting so fun

[@igloo_igloo]

Thanks for the very fun stream!! You were a spectacular host, Hakka! And your contestants were all very interesting (and suspicious) xD

[@keisuke908]

Thank you for an awesome Quiz How. Take care, as always. 🙂

[@아핚핚핚-v5w]

Actually i wanna see tempusrizz all the hololive version... especially holoid

[@abielmendoza3907]

Bro I love every side comments and bars by hakka

[@take2I]

Thank you for the stream! LESZZGOOO TEMPUS WEEK

[@oscaryerbes]

Axel drawing looks toooooo much like zeta Without boing boing

[@gawrgami_gurone]

mama warned me about n Boyz like them, i was hoping she was right. ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

[@tsuki5829]

Bismuth ✨🥵 💦

[@suivscan]

you were made to host!! this was amazing thank you ❤

[@zenthiat2292]

Ohmygosh that was wild

[@breaker0141]

bettel and axel are clearly not interested in any of these the whole week whatever that venting section was, it wasn't part of any of this obviously it's not entertaining and it's a form of quiet quitting tempus will have 2 more going indie and left with just the people who have no better choice just sad. hakka had potential

[@lunarkinght123]

unnecessary but ok

[@corbeaudejugement]

so, genuine question, where'd you get that from?

[@chainviolet3512]

You did such a great job hosting this Hakka! Super impressed! Not surprised Shinri won. Dinner already ordered when you get home, cozy date watching horror movies together AND a shiny rock?? Leave some ladies for the rest of the boys dude.

[@Mariiluuz1]

Thank you so much for the stream!! I laughed too much Hakka la vista ~

[@jeanpavo2.075]

Thanks for the stream birbo, even if I was in class, what I saw was the most non sense and funny thing I saw this week (And saying that in the Holotempus week is saying too much XD) Hope everyone had even more fun that I was able to imagine

[@cloverevolcc]

Thank you for the very fun stream!!! also ShinRizz.

[@8morningdew]

Amazing hosting by Banzoin Hakka, as expected! The way he went through and reacted to the boys' answers were the best part of the stream. 👏👏👏 Meanwhile, Shinri was so ready to mingle! Congrats, owner of the ultimate TEMPrizz, Josuiji Shinri!

[@raynebow6404]

Great job with the stream hakka. It was really enjoyable to watch, you were a fun host and you cooked us up an amazing meal

[@ChocoMilkTeaYT]

YEAHWOOYEAH OtsuTempRIZZ

[@arbapot]

thank you so much for the stream!! we learned a lot today, maybe a little too much even

[@strengththroughanimemusic2769]

Thank you very much for the stream. It was fun.

[@yurizzingurmom]

Conclusions: 1. Shinrizz is bf material 2. Altare and Bettel .. 🚩🫢 (still love them though) 3. Axel and Flayon, based. OTSUTEMPUS! You guys did amazing!

[@Samestine101]

[@Nisepnda]

tysm for the stream!!! i had a fun time

[@shaninu]

This dating show was just as concerning as it was incredible!! The contestants really gave it their all AND THE HOST my god that guy killed it!!! I seriously loved the whole production value and i laughed so much 👏💜 they all had unspoken rizz fr..