“Sir we are consuming too much tea!” “Bloody hell! Attack China!”
@ericcloud10235 жыл бұрын
Sir out tea reserves are dangerously low! At this rate there will need to be rationing on afternoon tea... Duke: send in the fleet!!!!
@karensmanager63404 жыл бұрын
Britannia: "it seems im too early in history for mexican drug cartels, *looks at camera* its free real estate" _proceeds to sell opium to china like there ain't tomorrow_
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97144 жыл бұрын
Or alternetly the english could start gathering their own tea. Out of teas that my people can not grow in out lands we only use black tea and green tea a lot, but we could easily go back to home grown teas if we could not get any foreign ones.
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 Ultimately we Brit's solved the issue not with arms & war, but with sticky fingers. Several individuals snuck Tea plants out of China, where they were used to set up plantations in India, Ceylon, East-Africa... and others. That said this led to vastly different blends than in China, due to different preferences in the UK & elsewhere. It is worth noting though that various plants native to the UK can be used to make Tea, such as the now humble but once more venerated Dandelion. (which paradoxically can also be used to make Coffee)
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97144 жыл бұрын
@@jimtaylor294 "It is worth noting though that various plants native to the UK can be used to make Tea" Why is that?
@johannesnoe71295 жыл бұрын
Please make the Taiping Rebellion next. It's so funny considering it was one of the most deadly conflicts in history and basically started because a guy believed he was jesus brother and told it to everyone.
@korakys5 жыл бұрын
Chinese Communist Jesus, in the 1850s, 10s of millions died, and hardly anyone knows about it (although I expect most of the people who watch this channel would have heard of it).
@aaronmarks93665 жыл бұрын
Apparently it was the bloodiest conflict of the entire 19th century
@reinatr48485 жыл бұрын
@@korakys It'll be less if it was NOT in China (huge population)
@JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын
@@korakys Nope, never heard of it. The closest thing for most people would be the boxer rebellion
@JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын
@@reinatr4848 Just like any war in Russia is bound to be bloody
@Rudero33 жыл бұрын
I always adored the random "Russia got more of Manchuria for no reason" part of the Treaty of Beijing.
@JackHankeAnd2 жыл бұрын
Was it just a way of mending fences with Russia after the Crimean War? It does seem like it would have helped with that.
@mrbibs3502 жыл бұрын
Giving territory to Russia was a way of weakening China, not rewarding Russia. They were the only local power and the best check on China available.
@thanhhoangnguyen47542 жыл бұрын
@@mrbibs350 Also the Russian at the time was also on drugs for finding a water port that doesn't froze.
@Rudero3 Жыл бұрын
@@JackHankeAnd No, Russia attacked China while it was busy with the Nian and Taiping Rebellions and just took the territory and forced the Treaty of Aigun on the Chinese. They stole the first half in 1858 with the Aigun one, and then the other part of Manchuria they stole in 1860 with the Treaty of "Peking." Idk where the English got that word out of Beijing, it's clearly a fucking J but I digress.
@Rudero3 Жыл бұрын
@@mrbibs350 Russia did apply their traditional tactic of "the territory we want is currently fighting an internal issue, our enemy is down. Kick them and steal part of their territory" and the Qing were too busy dealing with the Taiping Rebellion, which killed more people than any single war at that point in history, only to be outdone by WW1. With that said, disclaimer, the Mongol Conquests killed like 200 million people...over the course of over 100 years, so the Taiping is the SINGLE war I meant.
@Elongated_Muskrat5 жыл бұрын
Proving that tea is the most addictive substance known to humans.
@boilerforsale39415 жыл бұрын
Implying brits are humans
@boilerforsale39415 жыл бұрын
@iuvenis animo implying I have anything to do with roaches
@boilerforsale39415 жыл бұрын
@iuvenis animo Vienna is austrian
@boilerforsale39415 жыл бұрын
@iuvenis animo we're arguing on the internet none of us are
@ryanxm32375 жыл бұрын
Hungarian Memer Austro-Hungarian Empire?
@adeptkhristossilvae26014 жыл бұрын
Pablo Escobar: biggest drug lord to ever live. Britain: "France, hold my bloody Earl Grey"
@IndustrialParrot28164 жыл бұрын
i am going to make a video called countryballs: the opium wars
@Weisior3 жыл бұрын
Deja Vu Ive just been in this place before
@aleksandarvil57183 жыл бұрын
Britain: "Hold my ale."*
@dboy24623 жыл бұрын
Are the Spanish also drug dealers for stablishing their tobacco monopoly in the Philippines?
@imawaffle1483 жыл бұрын
@@aleksandarvil5718 hold my opium poppies*
@animeyahallo38873 жыл бұрын
British Admiral : You see those junks Captain? British Captain : Yes sir British Admiral : I don't want to British Captain : Right away sir.
@ThatFreakingGinger3 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite comment😆
@HuggableLoveablePlushies3 жыл бұрын
Top-tier comment. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
@thesambo223 жыл бұрын
I see this comment on like every youtube video to the point where it’s just cringe now
@geilleadh4852 Жыл бұрын
Unbelievable coal
@richardthomas53628 ай бұрын
Junks. I know they are apparently what the Chinese called their large ships but in English "junk" has another meaning. Apparently, they were just junk going up against ironclads.
@hoodclassicsofcalifornia5 жыл бұрын
China: Makes tea Britain: _GIVE ME THE PLANT_
@moritamikamikara38794 жыл бұрын
No _Britain_ that's an ORDER! Britain: sir, give me the plant
@FranciscoMendez-pl7in3 жыл бұрын
Well china send no. The British empire: put fire on there capital
@adamkerman4753 жыл бұрын
Wall-E reference nice
@kentguiller3 жыл бұрын
Britain: Give me the plant China: No Britain: **Angry Cursing British Noises**
@aleksandarvil57183 жыл бұрын
@@kentguiller China: *Has some random isle near mouth of Pearl River/Zhujiang/Canton River* Great Britain: _GIVE ME THE ISLE!_
@ondank3 жыл бұрын
Its genuinely wild that the opium war was actually about forcing an addictive substance on China to mitigate the cost of Britains crippling tea addiction. Its like finding out that the drug dealer down the street is slinging dope because he is utterly addicted to speciality coffee and he just *needs* to get a higher quality conical burr grinder that his day job isn't paying for.
@nkl73452 жыл бұрын
Lmao and he morally knows the dope he's slinging is worse than any coffee addiction
@orhblin2 жыл бұрын
China only wanted to trade in pure silver, and Great Britian never had enough afterit lost it's vital American colonies. Britian was willing to trade in other things but the Chinese refused, thinking of Great Britain like any other tributary that was beneath them. The opium in question was produced and sold in india, but it made its way into China through smugglers. The smugglers paid in Chinese silver and so the British could trade with China again, mainly they wanted tea. The Chinese figured this out of course so, war.
@benc.31282 жыл бұрын
@@orhblin yeah, and then China got slapped around by the Brits, and complained that the treaty was “unfair” like a child That’s the whole point of a peace treaty, and when you got slapped that hard in a war you dont get good terms
@426mak2 жыл бұрын
@@benc.3128 And Britain had no choice but to give back Hong Kong in 1997 to the militarily stronger China but that does not stop them bitching about it.
@GGYGYU-es1dj Жыл бұрын
@@benc.3128 I dunno, getting fucking invaded because you wanted to stop a drug trade then have a very one sided treaty forced on you doesn't make it any less "unfair" as you would put it.
@adamweishaupt37335 жыл бұрын
"Crap, we're losing this war terribly, we should sue for peace." "Sir, the diplomats have arrived to ratify the treaty you asked for." "Kidnap and torture them, that way the foreign powers will definitely not retaliate and wreck our shit like they've been doing for months."
@sisophon19824 жыл бұрын
Nice job cooling down the tension, Qing.
@thunderbird19214 жыл бұрын
Here's another fact the video left out: A major reason France allied with Britain and joined this war was because China executed a French Christian missionary. The French government under Napoleon III was FURIOUS and declared this as justification for joining in the war. Basically, China managed to enrage TWO of Europe's most powerful empires.
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, when they did that I was confused. It's like they wanted to purposely anger the other side that just completely destroyed them in battle even more. I swear someone did something similar to the Mongols, and got their country destroyed and salted.
@supernt78524 жыл бұрын
@@thunderbird1921 and when your government is doing so bad, umm... It's revolution time
@thunderbird19214 жыл бұрын
@@supernt7852 What a nice brother this Chinese emperor was (to Prince Gong)! "Hey bro, listen, I started this huge war and tortured the adversaries' diplomats. They're coming here to get revenge and well, I'm in danger. So I'm fleeing town, you handle them, okay? See ya!"
@BeWe15102 жыл бұрын
That the Chinese ships were called Junks is just so in line with the theme, I love it
@emaarredondo-librarian Жыл бұрын
The Wikipedia article about the ship has a section devoted to its name's etymology. It appears to be phonetic, but not from a Chinese word.
@andyigwe71193 жыл бұрын
A video on how Russia grew from the Duchy of Moscow to become the largest country in the world will be nice. Especially outlining all the treaties and victories that led to territorial expansion
@thomasgoldthorpe11582 жыл бұрын
Basically they kept moving the border east and saying 'this is Russia now, everyone cool?' and everyone was cool because it was mostly barren wasteland that barely anybody lived in and nobody else wanted
@looinrims2 жыл бұрын
Mongols attack Everything sucks Russians say “fuck this shit from happening again” Russia incorporates Siberia
@雷-t3j2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasgoldthorpe1158 And because they were doing the same thing as the Americans; disappearing the natives
@rashakor Жыл бұрын
@@雷-t3j You mean the British. Americans learnt from the best in the business.🤣
@masterdeetectiv9520 Жыл бұрын
@@rashakor british only controlled the 13 colonies, the westward expansion is all america
@Hannibal953able5 жыл бұрын
Stop teasing me with these short videos. I need more!!!
@hakeemzahardi92073 жыл бұрын
Time for war with History Channel
@Techno9635 жыл бұрын
Can we get "The Opium must flow" on a mug please?
@manubishe3 жыл бұрын
Add to that some HM artwork and I'm ordering 2
@anton_s13 жыл бұрын
The spice must flow
@mikescott7530 Жыл бұрын
THE TEA MUST FLOW 🫖☕️
@hcat2265 жыл бұрын
Buy our drugs 2 Electric Bugaloo
@internuf57545 жыл бұрын
Hasbro: buy our drugs Oh i mean toysssss
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
Buy Indian drugs*... technically. Nowdays India supplies far more of our Tea than China.
@mikicerise62503 жыл бұрын
@@jimtaylor294 We don't know much about that in continental Europe, we drink Latin American coffee while importing Indian computer programming tutorials on KZbin. ;)
@Real_Iron_Smith Жыл бұрын
Kidnapping and torturing the delegates was such an arrogant and short-sighted move, it really showed that the Dynasty had no possible contingency for meeting a power stronger than itself.
@user-su6js9po4l Жыл бұрын
to be fair if china came to your country, wrecked havoc by selling opium to your citizens and took your land and murdered your people by invading your country, wouldnt you want to do the same?
@looinrims8 ай бұрын
China is a pretty chauvinistic society and always has been, similar to Russia and France
@Vivenk885 ай бұрын
@@looinrimsYou seriously think the issue is with Chinese society here? Britain basically did drug trade here, do you support it?
@looinrims5 ай бұрын
@@Vivenk88 who said that? We’re talking about the geopolitical situation of the Chinese emperor and the arrogance one of their actions Is it okay for you to commit war crimes by torturing and killing diplomats?
@kaymarx96772 ай бұрын
@@Vivenk88 Two things can be bad at once. And more than the violence against the diplomats being morally good or bad, it was stupid.
@josephcola9662 Жыл бұрын
Britian literally went, "I'm joining the War Against Drugs! On the side of the Drugs!"
@savioblanc5 жыл бұрын
To summarise - The Brits got hooked on tea and decided they gonna get the Chinese hooked on opium
@zhouwu5 жыл бұрын
The odd thing is, today, the Brits are still hooked on tea, but Chinese today have found anything to do with Opium distasteful. Conclusion: Chinese tea is more addictive than British Opium. How does that work?
@Jin-Ro4 жыл бұрын
@@zhouwu It's the source of British superpowers. No Tea, no Empire.
@zhouwu4 жыл бұрын
@@Jin-Ro you gotta be kidding me. No bloody way. You mean we Chinese allowed the British empire to happen? Now that's a load of bull. Gotta be the gunpowder the Mongols took from us, and turned fireworks into cannons, which then got translated in the West into muskets, then rifles and guns, which then came back and costed us two Opium wars and Hong Kong, but now... Uh.... Somehow... We're buying up all the land that used to be lands of British supremacy, and dominating the academic world and infiltrating into the business world. Would this bloody world please make up its mind about who exactly is taking advantage of whom? Are we Chinese the winners or the losers of this whole enterprise? It feels like the British and the other European powers did all the dirty work, the Americans are paying in human lives and tax payer money, just to give us Chinese the peace and infrastructure to kind of quietly take over the world, because it's pretty much our technology adapted by the outsiders which got it all up and running. And the Western city construction is far more robust than ours, and the quality of life is higher. Is this a scam or something? I thought we were supposed to be the victims of history, not the victors. Chinese English literacy is exceedingly high, due to our academic traditions. Did God just randomly stack things in our favour or something? I guess He did send the Coronavirus to Wuhan to even things out a little. But it might just end up shaking our past its best before date government up so that they can either shape up or go home, so that's helpful for us as well. Did somebody enter into the universe some overpowered cheat code or something? This doesn't seem right at all!
@elbucho88674 жыл бұрын
Zhou Wu ?
@karensmanager63404 жыл бұрын
its a meme everyone jokes about british getting soo obsessed over tea chill and take opium, relax deep breaths exhale
@seanlogan79125 жыл бұрын
Russia: Fights brutal wars all across Europe to expand into the largest country searching for warm waters Also Russia: gets given a ton of free land by Britain in Asia
@AdityaSingh-lp5rp5 жыл бұрын
Russia*controls almost all of the ice ports in eurasia* Also russia*continues conquering countries looking for warm water ports*
@robjones13284 жыл бұрын
@CK Lim lol
@whatifgodisjustlegs33444 жыл бұрын
@@robjones1328 so they don't froze
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
We Brit's are quite generous... but Russia was almost unilatterally a rival at the time, now known as 'The Great Game'.
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
Yup, and unlike everyone else, Russia still holds the land(Vladivostok) they got from China. I wonder if that's still a sticking point in China/Russia relations, or did China stop caring ages ago?
@kiriseraph96744 жыл бұрын
China: *addicted to opium* Britain: *addicted to tea* Britain: Maybe we can work something out China: Nah man I'm going clean Britain: I wasn't asking >:D
@sampuatisamuel97853 жыл бұрын
Not so: Britain loved tea which cost a fortune in silver but China had no desire for anything the West had to offer. That is up until the British traders started bringing in opium..
@liamcastillo29023 жыл бұрын
America and Russia was addicted to not giving a crap
@watching991343 жыл бұрын
Your timeline is messed up, China became addicted to opium because Britain wanted to balance out its trade imbalance so began giving it away free at first like a dealer; they weren't simultaneous.
@marseldagistani19892 жыл бұрын
@@watching99134 wasn't Opium sold also in Qing China, but at a higher price?
@aleksandarvil57185 жыл бұрын
British Empire = *History Largest Drug Cartel* Edit: Thanks For 1.2k likes
@CataciousAmogusevic5 жыл бұрын
lol
@fulcrum29515 жыл бұрын
lol
@adambuffoli59175 жыл бұрын
lol
@bobsemple92815 жыл бұрын
Before we know trump will build a wall around the channel
@mdokuch965 жыл бұрын
Well, technically - yes, it is not even a joke.
@andriyg12445 жыл бұрын
We want something about Chinese rebellion of 1900) 55 Tage-lang...
@dylanmartin76045 жыл бұрын
Ja, das war ein gut 33 tage lang.
@therensdns314155 жыл бұрын
Lol wie ihr versucht Deutsch zu sprechen
@HigHrvatski5 жыл бұрын
The British wars in Afghanistan would be a nice video.
@concept56315 жыл бұрын
HrvsatskiHig Absolutely.
@atem_yg4 жыл бұрын
I finally know how russia gained the territories around Vladivostok. Awesome channel
@amstonger3 жыл бұрын
Yeah even me too... Meaning any chinese drive to super power would surely want that territory back fully.
@watching991343 жыл бұрын
@@amstonger Especially as the Russian population continues to decline (and Siberia has never been densely populated compared to the European part).
@ronblack7870 Жыл бұрын
kings of russia were cousins to british kings so they got included in deals.
@OliverCovfefe5 жыл бұрын
Are you guys planning on covering the Boxer Rebellion?
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
It always amused me how all the great powers can get together and bond over fucking with China.
@thunderbird19213 жыл бұрын
@@mrbisshie Early 20th Century China was occupied by more countries than post-World War II Germany. Insane. There's a comical scene from the movie 55 Days at Peking where 6 of the national anthems are playing simultaneously across the city to start the day.
@ynnalyl61953 жыл бұрын
@@thunderbird1921 there is even a game in roblox about that
@mythicalrp56423 жыл бұрын
@@mrbisshie so that justifies their current antagonistic stance against the west. understandable
@wizard6805 жыл бұрын
1:36 I wonder if this is where we get the English word "junk" from
@Matt_J984 жыл бұрын
wizard680 I was asking myself the same thing lol. Gonna research that
@arthas6404 жыл бұрын
It wouldnt surprise me. The Chinese had a laughably backwards navy, even by compared to their much smaller neighbors. The Korea "turtle ships" of the 16th century were actually better then the Chinese Junks of the 19th century
@unifieddynasty4 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 After the 1400s Treasure Fleet, China became more isolationist and focused more on land expansion. Thus the most powerful navy in the world at the time was replaced by wars in Southeast Asia and Manchuria and Mongolia, and the renovation of the Great Wall and Beijing. The normal definition of 'junk' is from Middle English, meaning 'old rope', itself derived from Latin. The ship definition of 'junk' is from Portuguese, derived from Javanese, meaning 'seafaring ship'.
@arthas6404 жыл бұрын
@@unifieddynasty was their treasure fleet the best in the world? It was big, both by tonnage and the size of many of the ships but most of those were short distance ships, essentially giant barges that were designed as transports for cargo and men, pleasure craft for dignitaries and officials, or as command and control. They werent any good for long distance travel or even really outfitted for combat other than some existing warships likely used as escorts to deter pirates. From what I've read I haven't seen any mentions of cannons, armor, or weapons aside from the melee weapons and bows used by the soldiers on board, which backs up the idea the only sea combat theyd expect were pirates. Most of the large ships main have descriptions of how many men and horses they carried but make no mention of cannons. As the later Japanese attempted invasion of Korea in the 1500s showed a few small well armed ships with cannons can beat alot of poorly defended ships armed with melee troops and archers. In the case of the Chinese treasure fleet, which were gigantic and unwieldy, thatd be especially true since smaller and more agile ships with cannons could punch holes in them and stay out of range of their archers and boarding parties. The galleys used across the Mediterranean come to mind, since they were pretty maneuverable, and carracks might be agile enough to pull it off but they're not too fast.
@unifieddynasty4 жыл бұрын
@@arthas640 Spin it any way you like, but these ships travelled all the way from China to Africa and they were undefeated despite engaging in multiple conflicts. They were clearly veterans of battle and they were victorious. Just quickly glancing over wikipedia, I found that these ships did in fact have many cannons on board. Moreover, ships relying primarily on embarked soldiers, aka marines, are still capable warships. As far as historical records are concerned, your downplaying of the treasure ships does not change the fact that they were still the best navy in the world at the time.
@ThePrinceofParthia5 жыл бұрын
A war fought for primarily economic means that Parliament rejected and did not want but the Prime Minister forced through anyway... hmmmm...
@bificommander4 жыл бұрын
All because the couldn't get enough of an imported dark liquid.
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
@@bificommander He's making an analogy comparatively with the Iraq war and Tony Blair
@nikolay4101-s7r5 жыл бұрын
I'm early, let me think of a joke Opium wars In Victoria2
@themarc65005 жыл бұрын
*8TH OPIUM WAR*
@user-hv6gi9ux6z5 жыл бұрын
@@themarc6500 14th opium war
@sleepingkirbo23935 жыл бұрын
200th opium war
@MichusubPl5 жыл бұрын
ISP intensifies
@hanselsihotang4 жыл бұрын
A.K.A Easy Money Dispenser war. Seriously, attacking China is a staple income for any nations I played that's at least upper-Secondary Power.
@bericdakeyras71673 жыл бұрын
Fighting combined brit navy and french navy, must have been terrifying
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
For sure, especially to China, who was literally 200 years behind in technology
@Chadius_Thundercock Жыл бұрын
You’d think after the mongols they’d learn to not kill envoys, then they fucking tortured and beheaded them lmao. They had it coming
@sway124355 жыл бұрын
You should do the defenestration of prague
@090giver0905 жыл бұрын
all three of them!
@JonatasAdoM5 жыл бұрын
Because we need a word for the act of throwing someone out the window.
@ladasodaexplains33555 жыл бұрын
Stephen Way it was literally 3 people who were threw out of the window
@sway124355 жыл бұрын
LadaSoda Explains lol and this episode was just Britain forced China to buy opium. There’s more to it than that
@mdokuch965 жыл бұрын
@@JonatasAdoM and that is why I love Czechs. They are cool with such a serious approach to things.
@tomfrazier11034 жыл бұрын
A friend of my parents in the 1980s had inherited a bunch of old Chinese furniture and relics. Some of these were loot of the 2d Opium War.
@ejbattlelord64363 жыл бұрын
Amazing what where they?
@u2-tv899 Жыл бұрын
🤨 💭 Hmmm Oooh lord🤦♂️!… Any story about about Western nations invading Asia, Africa, America, Middle East, Pacific, etc… always excruciating… Afterwards, they’d send Priests into that territory to continue spread their evil spirits… Western civilization acting like world police officers but they’re the robbers, thieves, criminals, etc…
@Mere-Lachaiselongue Жыл бұрын
@@ejbattlelord6436 a bunch of old Chinese furniture and relics
@ejbattlelord6436 Жыл бұрын
@@Mere-Lachaiselongue 2 years later and that still doesnt answer my question :/
@justinlo37995 жыл бұрын
The war is also important as it led to a 'revolution' in China (I am hk so I do not know the English term), this was important as this was the start of China's modernization. Chinese official finally nsaw the power of the west and they are learning from them. Schools were built and factories were set up. Battleships were bought and new technology like train and telegram was in China.
@hiyukelavie23964 жыл бұрын
China was on the brink of the Industrial Revolution during the Song dynasty It got cut short by the Mongol invasion
@Tom_Cruise_Missile4 жыл бұрын
@@hiyukelavie2396 yeah, no. They were advanced, but not anywhere remotely close to that advanced. I get being patriotic, but extreme historical revisionism in the name of patriotism isn't a good thing.
@Knudsen_Hernandez3 жыл бұрын
Its just revolution actually. Unless you mean a take over of the government without a war, then its a coup d'etat.
@bioemiliano3 жыл бұрын
@@Knudsen_Hernandez I suppose he was referring to the name used for this specific event, just like this war it's called the '2nd Opium War'
@jerolvilladolid5 жыл бұрын
China was like the country you played in the game where you focused completely on economy and ignored military improvement. Then your smaller, more well armed neighbor declared war....
@watching991343 жыл бұрын
It's a little more complicated than that (decentralized warlords held power for a variety of reasons for one.)
@greyscaleb15373 жыл бұрын
The Quing dynasty was absolutely massive, they had numerous administrative difficulties that makes them more of investing hard on "stability" than economy.
@madgavin75682 жыл бұрын
And if corruption were a thing in the game, it would go on completely unchecked.
@justalonesoul58252 жыл бұрын
China absolutely didnt "ignore" military. They were outleveled by barely one step of technology, and a large Brit experience of putting other countries into slavery for the well-being of Britain elite and middle class. Britain was absolutely not "the smaller neighbour". It was the empire dominating the world with a Navy that no country could rivalize with until the late 1930's.
@F14thunderhawk2 жыл бұрын
youre implying China invested into Economy, Infrastructure, Military, or Technology. it didnt. it took Gunpowder traveling down the silk road for centuries for firearms to become not just glorified amusements to actual viable combat technology. and once it got to Europe it really took off. then Europe trying to find a solution to their Pepper, Tea, and Nutmeg addictions that crashed them into north america and caused them to accidentally stabilize India. And Guns were so popular as currency everywhere that Japan stole blueprints for guns, set up their own industry, and at one point had more guns then the rest of the planet combined. Meanwhile their immediate neighbor, china, still was using pike squares.
@Livestreamlurker5 жыл бұрын
China probably could have saved themselves a lot of pain if they just hadn't tortured and executed the envoys. Like there are so many times in history where that went horribly wrong. Just ask the Khwarezmid empire how that went for them.
@vladsnape64083 жыл бұрын
Yes, even the Mongols had a very strict policy of respecting ambassadors and envoys. They would burn a city to the ground and kill all the inhabitants if this policy was not strictly adhered to.
@VengefulLeprechauns3 жыл бұрын
@A Potato The mongols destroyed the empire, killed millions of people, and captured and then killed the Khwarezmid emperor by pouring molten gold over his head.
@flippedturtle47393 жыл бұрын
@@VengefulLeprechauns Ahh.... so he got the Viseryes treatment
@SoulCrapper3 жыл бұрын
@@flippedturtle4739 Thats probably what inspired that scene. Those guys are basically Mongols anyway.
@VengefulLeprechauns3 жыл бұрын
@x x It’s the other way around. Viseryes’ execution by thinly veiled stand-ins for Mongolian horsemen was quite obviously inspired by this event. George RRRRR Martin stole all the best scenes in his books from actual history.
@aaronmarks93665 жыл бұрын
Could you do the War of Jenkin's Ear? Besides having a funny name, it's one of the more serious but largely forgotten conflicts of the 18th century. It also saw a larger naval armada than the Spanish one of 1588, but this time assembled by the British to attack Spanish Caribbean ports.
@mikicerise62503 жыл бұрын
That's the one where Jenkins displayed his disembodied ear before the British Parliament, right? ;)
@aaronmarks93663 жыл бұрын
@@mikicerise6250 That's right! Which is a detail that History Matters would definitely have fun with ;)
@aarona34113 жыл бұрын
I love how the characters on the wall behind the emperor just say 'China' over and over again lol
@Casiuss666 Жыл бұрын
But in simplified Chinese, which is a bit anachronistic :P
@mastrorick3 жыл бұрын
"A country brute force its way to get a drug market and the rest of powers claps at them, but a private does it and get arrested" - Pablo Escobar
@Chadius_Thundercock Жыл бұрын
Saying this war is about drug dealing is such a oversimplification
@mastrorick Жыл бұрын
@@Chadius_Thundercock which one?
@Dekker953 жыл бұрын
I'd really like to see you do one of these on the Boxer Rebellion.
@pridelander065 жыл бұрын
0:30 I wasn't expecting to see a Dune reference in this video, but here we are.
@TensileStrength5 жыл бұрын
I hope future videos that take place in the desert will have a worm in the back ground
@misterkrazy84015 жыл бұрын
I think a good video topic could be about the Berlin Airlift. It was the starting path to the Cold War, and not many people know about the event.
@090giver0905 жыл бұрын
Extra History already did a good episode about that
@misterkrazy84015 жыл бұрын
@@090giver090 i've seen the video, and you are right. They talk about alot of details in the Berlin Airlift. But considering it isn't known as well unlike other events, such as the Cuban Missile Crisis, I thought it would be a good suggestion.
@quanghuyvo61124 жыл бұрын
@@090giver090 haha that is one of the wost ep they ever make with a lot misinfomation and full off western bullshit
@varanidstudios79283 жыл бұрын
Tea is so addictive it changed the entire aim of a war campaign
@fdny48913 жыл бұрын
Absolutely my new favorite channel
@underconstruction64365 жыл бұрын
The British were really dedicated to a war for drugs just to satisfy their tea addiction
@DonnellGreen5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for covering the SECOND opium war i was so tired of hearing about the FIRST opium war Keep up good video's!
@LeRoiEnJaune2 жыл бұрын
Going back through History Matters archives, watching this and the Tyrone Biggums voice pops in my head: "And THAT... was the first time I _beat another country into submission_ for opium; but it _wouldn't be the last!"_
@AncientAccounts5 жыл бұрын
Britain: Hits Pipe *What if we like declared a war for drugs instead of against them? The US: *Is My war a joke to you?
@al-uc7cb5 жыл бұрын
stop
@tulsatrash4 жыл бұрын
Obviously.
@killr12345675 жыл бұрын
So basically this war was *FOR* drugs not *AGAINST* drugs. Interesting...
@johny16G5 жыл бұрын
well, depending on your allegiance.
@eouzcuemarz31145 жыл бұрын
killr1234567 Sort of...😁
@Erik-ko6lh5 жыл бұрын
It was about Silver.
@benitomussolini59275 жыл бұрын
*D R U G S*
@toddharig81425 жыл бұрын
The war for drugs, not to be confused with the war on drugs.
@kaulquapil62805 жыл бұрын
Love the new format!
@gengis737 Жыл бұрын
Burn of Summer Palace is just a word today. But it was like burning the British Museum, National Library and Buckingham at the same time (or Versailles, Louvres Museum and Bibliothèque Nationale, for French). For no conceivable military reason but pure loot and destruction of art.
@RoachChaddjr Жыл бұрын
It was burnt down in retaliation of the cruelty inflicted on British captives. Also, many artefacts in the Palace were taken before it was burnt down, the video even states it.
@gengis737 Жыл бұрын
@@RoachChaddjr Correction: in retaliation of the cruelety inflicted on British captives, the British and French burned to the ground the equivalent of British Museum, National Library and Buckingham at the same time (or Versailles, Louvres Museum and Bibliothèque Nationale, for French) and plundered what was not burn. French-Spanish war of 1808-1814 was the cruelest in Europe of 19th century, but nobody burned the Prado, the Escorial nor the Library of Indias. What was done in China was pure barbary.
@thewayfarer88495 жыл бұрын
Tea for Opium Seems legit.
@rojumiller665 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this only 4 minutes
@Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm5 жыл бұрын
Opium must flow... Honestly, I still couldn't figure whether Brits are the Atreides or the Harkonnens of this story...
@flybeep16615 жыл бұрын
Really? Either you have no idea about the role of opium at that time or you have no idea about Dune....or both.
@Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm5 жыл бұрын
@@flybeep1661 Nowhere I did say their role was similar, mate. That was just a fun with the words and playing on (pop)culture reference, to picture how uninterupted flow of a single substance can be a casus belli for a proper war.
@jandevries13005 жыл бұрын
Yes, another video. Great content. Anyway can you make a video about the glorious revolution? Ps. Love your vids.
@MilesBellas2 жыл бұрын
"Thamas Bowlby, journalist for The Times and the other captives were held at Tungchow and tortured, sometimes to death, over several days. Constricting ligatures were applied to their bodies; as they dried, they tightened. Those who cried out for water had dirt poured into their mouths. Bowlby died on 22 September."
@alwaysdisputin99304 жыл бұрын
@History Matters TY. i added better subtitles. I hope someone reviews them before Sep 28th 2020 which is when YT's 'discontinuing Community contributions', (i.e. unpublished subtitles made by the community will go in the bin & from then on, only uploaders can add subtitles.) If not, please can they be added? Here they are: 0:00:00.000,0:00:03.380 1856 and Britain is unhappy with China. 0:00:03.380,0:00:07.540 The reason for this was that China, having recently been defeated in the previous Opium War, 0:00:07.540,0:00:10.520 was supposed to give concessions to Britain which it had yet to do. 0:00:10.520,0:00:16.300 Another issue was that British consumption of tea was so great that Britain was operating a huge trade deficit with China. 0:00:16.300,0:00:21.140 The only thing salvaging British finances was the continued sale of opium into China from British India. 0:00:21.140,0:00:26.940 Another problem was that China was currently dealing with the Taiping Rebellion, whose leaders kept destroying opium wherever they found it. 0:00:26.940,0:00:31.920 The sale of opium into China was vital for balancing Britain's finances and so it had to keep flowing. 0:00:31.920,0:00:36.900 In late 1856, the governor of Canton, Yi Mingchen, impounded a Chinese-operated ship 0:00:36.900,0:00:40.600 that he believed was committing piracy or, at least, was working on behalf of the rebels. 0:00:40.600,0:00:46.300 1 problem though: the ship was registered in Hong Kong - now a British territory and, as a result, the British were furious. 0:00:46.300,0:00:52.180 Frankly, the British consul to China, Harry Parkes, was itching for another war there because he wanted to make a name for himself. 0:00:52.180,0:00:57.600 Yi offered to give the sailors back but Britain said 'no' and sailed the Royal Navy up the Pearl River and shelled Canton. 0:00:57.600,0:01:00.720 Back in Britain, Parliament was fiercely against any war with China, 0:01:00.720,0:01:03.420 but the Prime Minister, Lord Palmerstone, was very much for it. 0:01:03.420,0:01:09.320 Parliament voted against any further action, mostly because of the outbreak of a major mutiny in India in 1857. 0:01:09.320,0:01:11.300 As a result, Palmerstone called an election 0:01:11.300,0:01:15.840 and, after denouncing the Chinese as 'barbarians' to the British people, he won and so war it was. 0:01:15.840,0:01:19.340 An alliance was built with the French because they also wanted to trade with China; 0:01:19.340,0:01:23.100 but the Americans, after taking a fort in late 1856, declared their neutrality; 0:01:23.100,0:01:27.000 and Russia wanted nothing to do with it because they were still recovering from the Crimean War. 0:01:27.000,0:01:30.920 So the war in China, the 2nd Opium War, followed a similar path to the 1st: 0:01:30.920,0:01:36.780 the Royal Navy used their ironclad steam-powered warships to obliterate the Chinese wooden ships, called 'junks', wherever they met. 0:01:36.780,0:01:42.040 In late 1857, Anglo-French forces captured Canton and captured Yi, who was then imprisoned in India. 0:01:42.040,0:01:47.620 After this, the British and French navies made their way up the coast of China, harassing the defenders and smashing forts as they went. 0:01:47.620,0:01:52.420 The Chinese Emperor, the Xianfeng Emperor of the Qing dynasty, soon after opted to sue for peace. 0:01:52.420,0:01:55.020 The negotiations resulted in 'the Treaty of Tianjin', 0:01:55.020,0:01:59.980 which gave France, Russia, the US and Britain the right to trade and for their citizens to freely travel throughout China. 0:01:59.980,0:02:03.340 The US and Russia were allowed to get in on the action (despite not fighting) because 0:02:03.340,0:02:07.380 it meant that if China backed down on their agreements, it would risk retaliation from all 4 powers, 0:02:07.380,0:02:12.520 plus: Russia had just negotiated the transfer of this territory, and the Qing didn't want another front to fight on. 0:02:12.520,0:02:16.780 1 problem: when negotiators went to Beijing to ratify this truce in 1859, 0:02:16.780,0:02:19.040 they were kidnapped and tortured by the Chinese government. 0:02:19.040,0:02:24.380 This, for the British, was proof that their opinion of the Chinese as being 'little more than barbarians' was justified. 0:02:24.380,0:02:28.060 The commander of the British forces in China, the Earl of Elgin, was actually against the war, 0:02:28.060,0:02:32.380 but after the capture of the negotiators, he felt that he had to retaliate to protect Britain's honor. 0:02:32.380,0:02:36.900 The British and French then landed their forces in the North and captured many forts on the way to Beijing. 0:02:36.900,0:02:39.900 They soon clashed with a large Qing army at the Battle of Palikao. 0:02:39.900,0:02:44.280 This saw over a thousand Chinese casualties compared to about 50 on the Anglo-French side. 0:02:44.280,0:02:49.580 The Chinese had now lost the will to pursue the War, mostly because of, again, the ongoing Taiping Rebellion. 0:02:49.580,0:02:55.000 After the battle, the Emperor fled Beijing, leaving his brother, Prince Gong, to negotiate with the Europeans. 0:02:55.000,0:02:58.380 Anglo-French forces then moved on Beijing, which opened its gates to them, 0:02:58.380,0:03:00.880 after which, the most famous event of the War happened: 0:03:00.880,0:03:04.280 the Allied soldiers forced their way into and looted the Emperor's Summer Palace, 0:03:04.280,0:03:08.520 and when Elgin found out the Chinese had killed many of the envoys, he ordered it burned to the ground. 0:03:08.520,0:03:12.600 The Chinese then signed the 1860 'Treaty of Beijing' which did several things: 0:03:12.600,0:03:14.660 it confirmed the 1858 treaty, 0:03:14.660,0:03:16.720 increased the reparations that China would pay; 0:03:16.720,0:03:18.000 gave Russia more territory; 0:03:18.000,0:03:20.820 and also saw Britain gain slightly more land around Hong Kong. 0:03:20.820,0:03:25.360 Interestingly, this war is called the '2nd Opium War' but opium's role was largely secondary. 0:03:25.360,0:03:31.080 This time, it was about enforcing open trade and demonstrating to China that Europeans were now the dominant 1s in the region. 0:03:31.080,0:03:33.740 I hope you enjoyed this episode and thank you for watching, 0:03:33.740,0:03:38.420 and a special thanks to all of these patrons you see on screen for their generosity in supporting the show. 0:03:38.420,0:03:40.220 And a particularly special thanks to: 0:03:40.220,0:03:41.240 James Bissonette 0:03:41.240,0:03:42.120 Party Boy Co 0:03:42.120,0:03:43.020 Michael Reynolds 0:03:43.020,0:03:43.880 Gustav Swan 0:03:43.880,0:03:44.780 Winston K Wood 0:03:44.780,0:03:45.620 Skye Chappell 0:03:45.620,0:03:46.380 Adam Harvey 0:03:46.380,0:03:47.020 Gabe Ellery 0:03:47.020,0:03:49.520 and Azarka Flash
@lurtz1015 жыл бұрын
Please continue the British history series!!!
@gunnerjensen59985 жыл бұрын
Can't decide if "Thumb Screw Time" or "Be Better" is my favorite card.
@Volcano49814 жыл бұрын
T H U M B S C R E W T I M E
@Michael-mh2tw2 жыл бұрын
2:22 'They felt their opinions were justified' I mean, yeh.
@George-real5 жыл бұрын
0:20 that border gore makes me sick
@iapetusmccool5 жыл бұрын
* laughs in Holy Roman Empire *
@Michael-mh2tw2 жыл бұрын
3:25 It was also about the idea that you can't just capture and execute peaceful trade negotiators.
@taskfroce80th953 жыл бұрын
Can you make one long video (like the one you made for Mongolia) for the 100 years of shame for China? It is a very interesting topic and is one of the major reason why China suffered during WW2 and the civil war between the Commonest and Nationalist in China resulting in the spilt Taiwan and China
@vladimirchylik67543 жыл бұрын
China: Most of our ships are so-called Junks. Britain: SEND THE BEHEMOTH. China: I hope you don't mean the HMS Nemesis. Britain: SEND THE NEMESIS.
@andpat14324 жыл бұрын
Love the Dune reference at 0:31
@OGrApZikA5 жыл бұрын
he attacc he protecc but most importantly he sell china opium and cracc
@migwella90865 жыл бұрын
Could you do the Swedish empire next
@redred72893 жыл бұрын
Could you do a video on the Taiping rebellion, please.
@oliversherman24142 жыл бұрын
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!!!!
@pacificostudios3 жыл бұрын
It bears mentioning that Japan was laboring under the Unequal Treaties at about the same time, after the U.S. forced Japan to allow their citizens to enter and trade at Shimoda and Hakodate in 1853, and allow a U.S. consul to be stationed in Shimoda. Things quickly got worse, ultimately leading to the overthrow of the Shogunate and the Meiji Restoration.
@businessashusual10 ай бұрын
If you visit the old summer palace, to say that they’re still pissed about it would be an understatement.
@silviaromano91825 жыл бұрын
Britain: I wanna trade with ya :) China: aw shit, here we go again.
@mikicerise62503 жыл бұрын
Taiping rebels: "That opium is un-Christian! Destroy it!" Christian superpowers: "LOL no."
@croweater68143 жыл бұрын
Surely we need a vid on the boxer rebellion
@CreamTheEverythingFixer5 жыл бұрын
"This is your Empire NOT on drugs" *Fire consumes the Summer Palace*
@michaelfisher71703 жыл бұрын
I sit, watch the video, sip my iced tea and think...."This was unnecessary."
@firefox32495 жыл бұрын
British history is next. Make it happen. Edit: Forgot to say please
@Protoman854 жыл бұрын
I hope you'll do a video on the boxer rebellion later on
@michaelwoll93495 жыл бұрын
"Thumb Screw Time" 😁😂😂 Best Sign Ever 😁😏
@bificommander4 жыл бұрын
I'm partial to "Soon", when accompanied by the proper glare.
@justinwolf74903 жыл бұрын
I like “fire time” when they burned down the palace too.
@smu1geee2 жыл бұрын
i like the oversimplified video of the bucket war in the holy roman empire. I'm intregued and would like to know more!
@angrymidgetwithayoyo5 жыл бұрын
You know you're early when the video has "no views".
@yog-sothothery57202 жыл бұрын
Love the dune reference.
@olivervorasarn32475 жыл бұрын
Please make the Boshin War (1868-1869) How did Japan became a modern nation after defeating the Bakufu and suppressing the rebellions against their former imperial factions (Tosa, Chōshū, Saga and Satsuma)
@Deltaflot170111 ай бұрын
1:50 I let my google translate app read what was on the. I guess it's appropriate for the situation :D
@MechWarrior8943 жыл бұрын
I managed to avoid all of this playing China in Victoria 2 and unities the country in 1850. No Boxers, no Taiping, no nothing.
@RyanEglitis2 жыл бұрын
Proving that the only drug war you can win is a war FOR drugs.
@oenrn3 жыл бұрын
Oh yes, the 19th century, when Britain collectively decided "I'm going to be a dick to literally the entire planet".
@Rowlph88882 жыл бұрын
Not really, try from 1600+ Don't forget The East India company, pre-colonial America, the Caribbean, Australia, et cetera, starting way before the 19th century
@ChrisCrossClash Жыл бұрын
Well you have to be a dick to become the biggest empire in History.
@ElladanKenet4 жыл бұрын
Official: Sir, they're STILL dumping the opium Palmerstone: SWIGGITY SWOOTY
@youtubeuser18205 жыл бұрын
Do the 3 caliphates history (Rashidun, Umayyad and Abbasids)
@Roter_Oktober5 жыл бұрын
Love your Videos!
@ThePostalGril4 жыл бұрын
the amount of wars britain waged across the globe just so they could drink tea is hilarious, i can't even be mad at the empire
@d0fabur5st823 жыл бұрын
Europe: loots China China 150 years later: _its our turn_
@Rahm-Umbra3 жыл бұрын
China is nothing without Western market
@brycewalker37263 жыл бұрын
And how are they going to do that with their pitiful military?
@AndrewPonti4 жыл бұрын
I think "Prince Gong" is an amazing name!
@thunderbird19214 жыл бұрын
What a nice brother the emperor was! "Hey bro, listen, I started this huge war and tortured the opponents' diplomats. They're coming here to get revenge, and well, I'm in danger. So, I'm fleeing the city, you handle them, okay? See ya!"
@stc28283 жыл бұрын
@@thunderbird1921 Funny, since the Chinese at that time still had huge ego and believed the invading foreigners are the real barbarians and deserved no right.
@IsaiahRichards6923 жыл бұрын
Sir, they killed most of the envoys after torturing them! Earl of Elgin: Ah screw it, just burn ‘em all! But, sir- Earl of Elgin: I said burn ‘em all!!!
@GodConsciousness4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy...China's Century of Humiliation.
@rockstar4505 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled across this I fucking love your channel
@_bulldogzrl_94715 жыл бұрын
bring back ten minute videos
@iamspamus87843 жыл бұрын
Good one. You need a Taiping Rebellion one!!!
@state_song_xprt5 жыл бұрын
I love that China's background is a sign reading "China China China China China China"
@Mike-mc3ty3 жыл бұрын
1:30 the royal navy didn’t have ironclads. The British only built HMS Warrior in 1860
@Gabriel-ip6me5 жыл бұрын
Ah, ironclads, hard drugs and free trade. Those were the days...
@egegezici5 жыл бұрын
hope u will cover the boxer rebellion sometime
@youtubeaccount65392 жыл бұрын
“Buy our heroin.” “No?” “You’re evil, prepare to die.”