tenured herstory professor zac oyama (a compilation)

[@dylangianino7616]

“I invested it and turned it into 16 **thousand** dollars” is the single funniest joke I’ve ever heard him make

[@chai7218]

maybe the funniest joke anyone has ever made

[@filipemartinho1753]

That emphasis really sells it. He's really driving a point home

[@chrisw4455]

The delivery is SO on point and it's still incredibly funny after 50+ times of hearing it

[@emily-mac]

*moose noise* (?) … 🖐️*moose noise*🤚

[@Hellscrap3r]

"Zac... I'm-" 🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎🫎??????

[@some__random8877]

Did you factor in the antlers?

[@lunavixrn5651]

(dying of laughter) I'm factoring them in as we speak!

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

That was actually Moose for "ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT"

[@adazzledim_]

cut from "she's got that dog in her" to "no laws about dogs in mas vegas" is masterful

[@corvidkings]

to be 100% honest, I only meant the "canine energy" and "she's got that dog in her" clips to be put together and somehow didn't notice that "no dogs in mas vegas" was immediately afterwards lmao

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

​@@corvidkings A dub is a dub and we take those here. Accidental genius is still genius.

[@kitchengun1175]

zac is the silent menace hes never the loudest in the room but every time he gets the opportunity he says the most out of pocket things

[@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295]

Beloved Sniper, Zac Oyama

[@mitchinatr7093]

That’s our guy!

[@ktmac8]

"Give me your teeth" will *always* make me crack up. I don't care how many times I've seen it.

[@rocklobster64]

I was gonna like this but I saw you were at 666 thumbs up, couldn’t mess with perfection

[@hansolobutimdead]

"What would you win a medal for?" "runnin." "Sam says Go." That was absolute perfection. Thank you.

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

I love how Gorgug, as a barbarian, obviously goes into a rage every combat, but it seems like narratively it's more like an extreme adrenaline rush; the only time he got legitimately angry was at all the high elf bullshit in Falinel in Sophomore Year.

[@Sowono]

Don’t forget frosty fair and just generally when his parents talk about sex positive things

[@PurpleWaterfall]

And day one when he raged at Fabian

[@clarasundqvist6013]

there are only two things that make gorgug legitimately angry: fabian's high elf grandfather and his parents lawnmower dildo machine

[@lacey892]

​@@Sowonodo you have a fuckin warrant?!

[@Sceptile29]

​@@lacey892Oink oink

[@maxwelljennings4178]

*tenuHERed, professHER

[@everettmcgill4039]

I came here to say this, but alas, it has already been said.

[@JohnDoe-tl4gm]

THEMuHERED AROfessHER

[@SmudgedSketch]

A compHERlation

[@frankie9754]

one day i dream to be as funny as zac while saying so few words

[@chelseafranz2720]

Ryan has to leave in four minutes, you guys.

[@samurai137x]

1:44 zac completely hijacking ally's setup for his own joke here kills me every time

[@RuneKatashima]

What was the joke supposed to be?

[@CassReidIsSomeone]

​@RuneKatashima it's a riddle that goes "a man and his son are on a terrible car accident. The father dies and the son is taken to the hospital. When he arrives the doctor says, "I can't operate in this boy he's my son." How can this be?" It's supposed to show implicit bias that a doctor can't be a woman but tenured herstory professor Zac Oyama is above such things

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

in his defense, they’d already missed crucial details of the riddle

[@cryptidrecording]

The weevil on the steeple is found among the peeople

[@jonathannathan1754]

Hell no, that ain’t right!

[@kai-ph5hr]

Hell yes, that is right!

[@meat._loaf]

Wheugh?????

[@Venus0Kets]

I don’t see enough love for his Lizard running on water bit. It’s genuinely so accurate. So good.

[@cleaannabel279]

the two hissing clips in a row got me

[@KillerGryphyn]

Hey. Hey. Who do you know in this room right now?

[@crimson2209]

DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING WARRANT?!

[@P0rk_Sinigang]

That line from Skip should be a guaranteed Nat 20 Intimidate check.

[@danielterry1485]

Same energy as, do you have a warrant?

[@mewacyboi]

Top 10 sentences that trigger fight or flight reactions

[@mitchinatr7093]

Fuckin bone chilling

[@leah_camden]

they’re over there 👉 havin a bikini party 🙄🫨

[@Addy0302]

Not nearly enough graNma sWeetie

[@willhargreaveshf]

Murph's laugh at 'do you have a fucking warrant' is identical to the Green Goblin's in the 90s Spider-Man cartoon, and it makes the moment so much better for me.

[@thelovelymadbs]

This compilation is perfection I feel almost emotional about how many wonderful Zac moments we have gotten lol

[@daphneglasurus7886]

Hard to not be parasocial with such a perfect specimen

[@sorio99]

Going straight from “I could kick my dad’s ass” to the bell ringing implies that Zac Oyama could, in fact, kick his karate father’s ass.

[@sabrathomas-gray4628]

Even cowgirls get the blues 🤠😏😜

[@higher_haze]

6:43

[@-TheHoneybee-]

Zac being run around the podiums with his plate of spaghetti grinning like Dennis the Menace is just SO so good.

[@bltcatwich]

out of context, having grant o’brien as his namecard is the cherry on top of this chaos sundae

[@mossbee2176]

absolutely incredible compilation. great editing, great clips, great subject matter, and great variety of moments. i lose my mind at "do you have a fucking warrant?" every time

[@caittails]

Nothing will ever make me laugh harder than Zac trying to decide if he’ll get in trouble for smashing the vase. 🤣

[@weakamna]

If you haven't seen the uncut version of "Sam says 'Go'" I highly recommend it, it's just so wholesome and nice hahah

[@wingedambition]

I like the editing choice of ending with the "go" clip!

[@danielleasaurus]

He's still running to this day

[@julianaedfors9332]

zac oyama america’s sweetheart

[@alanguillermo3145]

Zac is constantly getting laughs out of me by either doing the most or doing the least and there is no in-between. 😂

[@firealliancenx]

that ravening war announcement bit is sooooo funny every time

[@TheUncannyDani]

I took his course in the Herstory of Legendary Knights and Cutting Utensils: Gender, Christianity and the Emergence of France and it changed my life.

[@whydontugoaway]

shout out to our favorite level 20 Scissor Paladin

[@call-rickey]

i'm sorry, did you mean level 20 cis-her gal-a-them?

[@goatsnhoes9221]

hearing that zac has an old dad connects some dots about the ways that i relate to him i think. old dad havers rise up

[@dedicatedsleuth]

One of my all-time favorite sounds is the laugh Jacob Wysocki does after Zac asks about his blue cranberries. I put that video on to go to sleep sometimes and I feel like I hit REM right away when I hear that

[@dynacastrift9716]

Some of these cuts blend so perfectly together that it truly feels like you've made a compilation that is substantially more than the sum of its clips. Loved it!

[@Lucifersfursona]

5:30 *my favorite thing he’s ever said!* I think often of him But also about how I didn’t notice Zac was incredibly beautiful until he was playing Skip 😂 guy’s so funny it transcends the physical

[@jonathannathan1754]

You mean favHERite thing

[@daphneglasurus7886]

He looks like a model

[@apsleyhigh]

the transition at 6:21 sent me to the moon

[@eptck]

zac oyama you will always be famous

[@itszoem]

i rarely comment on youtube videos but i have to say i watch this compilation probably once a week and it still cracks me up every time

[@SoopBlueSide]

I think Even cowgirls get the blues is genuinely the funniest sequence I've ever seen; and it's only better with the whole scene with Unit. It came from nowhere, his little smirk before saying it, everyone cracking up so much it's almost silence except Murph's laugh (noise? Wail?). And all of this happening right at the beginning of the episode right after the most chaotic blimey moment. Wow just wow ( 6:22 )

[@Annie-pz5cr]

zac oyama is the FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE PLANET

[@srishtis6209]

That was the perfect send-off, I wish I had half the conviction that Zac has in the last clip

[@tableslam]

7:29 Kimia's reaction to the bell will always be one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life LMAO

[@frnknfrk]

The cut from "I would kill for someone called Dr. Pepper" to the story of Tommy Shriggly finding out there was no Coke left is *chef's kiss*

[@katy333]

this was soooooo well put together, ty!

[@littleguy8714]

Zac is literally my fav player ever I love all his moments and character choices

[@juxhex]

this is such a perfect compilation like every scene is truly his best

[@rocketracoon709]

I love how alot of the clips have some sort of tangential relationship to one another, Zac jokes about how he'd "kill for a guy named Dr Pepper", then the next clip is about him looking for a coke then gunning his platoon down, and then on the bit about "canine energy" the next clip is about how "she's got that dog in her", and then the "no laws about dogs in mas vegas" clip. Also "what would you win a medal for? Runnin" to "sam says go". A masterful combination of clips editor

[@all_that_bs]

Zac introducing Deli and his mom in ACOC is genuinely the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[@kaoticnoo]

the editing of this video!!! so fucking good!

[@mynameiskrysta]

This is so,,, well curated????

[@ShrubRustle]

i keep forgetting that Tommy Shriggly is actually Zac, and not just an entity all his own

[@exblondeclay2505]

Incredible. Immaculate. No questions. You’re beautiful.

[@rocketracoon709]

Thankyou for putting chapters/timestamps of where each clip is from!

[@samsunguser3438]

4:15 Zac's face possesses uncanny levels of belly laughter, inspiring, Oscar worthy expressionism!

[@love_tammy]

thank you this is perfect

[@uwillneverknowwho5232]

YESSSS ZAC COMPILATION!!!! This is great, thank you

[@pendersweetz]

I come to this video to find I already liked it. Watching again anyway because Zac is a national treasure and I know this video has the knocking on window moment from Crown of Candy lol

[@mit_irwin]

This video made me cry and I thank you for it

[@alexburijon]

this is sooooo 2024 hot girl summer energy for me personally

[@WelliTriedYT]

8:30 is my absolute favorite Zac moment

[@laniewilson5266]

Thank you for doing this I love Zach

[@mitchinatr7093]

Zac “One of the good ones” Oyama

[@Cardinalmos]

Putting the strength challenge after “I could kick my dad's ass‘ is poetic editing

[@MsCunningLinguistic]

The "herspital" moment is so amazing because it's Zac essentially going "no, BUT" to whatever but Ally was teeing up (as opposed to going with it, which would be the more standard "yes, and"), whilst simultaneously CONTINUING to "yes, and" her ORIGINAL "herstory" bit. 4D comedy chess right there.

[@obsidianhornet6643]

I come back to this easily once a week

[@ZeldaboyOG]

Oh man. This whole video sent me, but "Even cowgirls get the blues" made me laugh so hard I scared my cat.

[@identitycrisisiv160]

I love when even he looks surprised by what comes out of his mouth

[@Thea1d2r3i4a5n6]

can you do one with all the moments of Emily with vibes that go "-no no, where in this now..", like Hilda Hilda

[@snowysnowwish]

he wasn't always a firefighter

[@user-xb5bz4fu9o]

so well edited!

[@RowanTreeArt]

i still think zac should have won in sam says for his almost immediate response to "sam says go"

[@riverhalorix4203]

EVEN COWGIRLS GET THE BLUES IS LETHAL

[@gutsdozer]

I legitimately think Zac Oyama might be the funniest person in existence.

[@henrywahl5633]

Dude I have not laughed this hard in years. Zac is my literal hero

[@chemset475]

I'm not into macho shit generally, but Zac crushing that mallet bell hitting made my nethers quiver

[@Peter_Cordes]

I really appreciate that you cite your sources for your compilations. If I didn't recognize where something came from, I'd be wanting to know. Or if something caught my interest and I wanted to re-watch for the full context, I could.

[@bradenmeyer9676]

This is now my favorite video and if I could triple like a video I would

[@makom2405]

I still think on Gamechanger when Sam said "Go" Zac should have won for just sheer IMMEDIATE commitment to the bit

[@NunDePlume]

I like how there’s probably a bunch of people watching this that didn’t know Matt Mercer was in D20 then get to see him get the ol Zac 1 2 at 9:02. Also, great editing.

[@Thegbear]

The knocking and the thumbs up after announcing the chieftess and her son ruins me every time i see it, my stomach hurts. Lou's reaction makes it even better.

[@rheauchil]

Perfect video

[@iitstre_4550]

Just a reminder that Siobhan with the buns is the cutest thing on this planet

[@phia3665]

granma sweetie is the number one certified zac oyama banger

[@daiylalala8185]

Turning $100,000 into $16,000 is pretty impressive. 😂

[@detectivemittons9020]

The weevil on the steeple is found among the people has such Joel Haver energy

[@FanpiresLabyrinth]

I’m so glad “runnin” is in here, the first time I saw it I laughed so fkn hard

[@astahorne77]

Zac as Grant was one of my favorites

[@BenDavisSkydiving]

I don't really get why this clip of Grant O'Brien is here at 3:23?? Editing mistake?

[@theacheuk4326]

Grant was cast to play the role of Grant O’Brien in that episode, but tested positive for COVID right before the shoot. Zac was called in last minute to play the role of Grant O’Brien as his replacement instead.

[@BenDavisSkydiving]

@@theacheuk4326 No idea what you're talking about. I don't see Zac Oyama in that clip at all, just Grant.

[@KillahMate]

Perfect ending clip.

[@21songwriter]

the moose bit 😭 never gets old

[@BasilAndJam]

3:24 Man what's Grant doing here

[@corvidkings]

sorry must have forgotten to edit that one out 😬 so silly of me to have Grant in the Zac video

[@Kaynighthood]

I love that zac just books it when they say Go hahah

[@chiefster]

I had a dream last night that I worked in a restaurant with Zac Oyama. We were both chefs. He was my friend. But he turned into a mall shooter because one of our other chefs poured soup wrong. When the police were escorting him off the property in cuffs, I held the door for them, and he looked me dead in the eye and made gunshot noises at me. I said, "even me? 😢" and he said back, "even you." A minute goes by, and buried in the snow are Zac and the officer that escorted him. We all wondered what happened, why they fell so suddenly. Then he popped out of the snow with a silenced pistol. I woke up just before he shot me.

[@arifike]

Runnin’ is one the all time best bits

[@-piras]

The title of this video is a perfect

[@hoopchristine5202]

In hindsight, I REALLY wish I'd known about Dimension 20 when I was at RTX Austin 2019

[@kal1543]

Imdabelladaball

[@greendart_]

“Happy Halloweeeen!”

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

9:22 I like the name Sheldon. That'd a good pun. In Danish we called him Eggbert.

[@Magis_Ghast]

My annoyance with the make some noise vase smash is that no one takes the flowers out, so the sound is muffled!!! Bothers me every time I see it lol

[@evanm.7945]

They say he’s still running