Teo plays Lunch lady with the guys

[@danmeldon8609]

If these 4 had a podcast it would by far be my favorite

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

The tier of conversation Teo and Co. somehow conjure is absolutely insane, there are some absolute classics on the channel, mostly because of Sammy lol.

[@scarfacegaming9848]

@@CastafioreOnKZbin I think the conversation for all of them is insane but sammy is always the one who openly starts the crazy and then after a while they all slowly reveal themselves

[@IneffectivePotato]

Teo’s questions how to snap a sheep’s neck but ripping its guts out with his barehands is a casual “yeah definitely”

[@Cryptic777]

The Gorilla with a gun part killed me lmfao 2:20

[@kefiksprite13]

"I'd lose, MAYBE" Sammy is inevitable.

[@Mefumetto]

Did they really talk about fisting a sheep to get to the heart?

[@darks1d3rz16]

no, they were mostly talking about humans

[@Rensfish]

Well, it would be the fasted way.

[@Zeromight548]

I don’t see the issue

[@partydogg1]

no they were talking

[@_jepp5679]

Welcome to Teo's content, you seem to be new around here ? xD

[@nicholaslazaro1965]

This is the best middle school argument I’ve heard in my entire life 😂

[@entreathos3512]

Please, Teo, I'm begging you, but the first 9 minutes of this on the main channel, it can be like the fruit video or Flash's story. It's genuinely hilarious.

[@tpoad0079]

i was DYING its was actually so damn funny i had a sip of water just before and was laughing the entire time not able to swallow

[@someownee]

the conversation in the beginning is the real content I came for lmao

[@bradybrooks6614]

Paddy: Actively dying Teo: The meatballs are cooking

[@mopache18]

24:48 Teo and Flash trying to get the macro to work while people in the background are getting slaughtered

[@chokoon21]

First he never ate any fruits Doesn’t know how seasons work Now he thinks he can take on a Gorilla I’m starting to think Sammy is not human.

[@TheKazuma410P]

Of course, how would he be able to take on a Gorilla otherwise ?

[@IlTaolI]

werent flash the one saying that he can take on a gorilla?

[@Vanq17]

What a weird discussion at the start. They think ripping a heart out through the asshole is more logical than trying to claw your way through the chest?

[@Aitaitaitai]

It’s a question of getting through sphincters or bones I guess

[@Spacesnakes474]

@@Aitaitaitai I mean the question is definitely not about getting THROUGH the sphincter, it's about getting from the sphincter to the heart

[@Aitaitaitai]

@@Spacesnakes474 just like dating

[@matinbirb5840]

I didn't watch teo for a week and this is what i come back to..... Fighting gorillas that have guns and discussing how as*hole is the best place to attack

[@postHocErgoHelocopter]

*Teo closes door on paddy and sammy* WHY AM I DEAD? Teo you deserved it haha

[@postHocErgoHelocopter]

1:06:22 “oh hey man” “oh hey man” LMAOOOO THE STEAM

[@Sheamus72]

This was needed after watching Teo play Before Your Eyes

[@primordialvision751]

A gorilla would turn sammy into a puddle and he`d still be like "it's just a flesh wound"

[@kefiksprite13]

I now have the mental image of Teo fighting a fucking Giraffe. I now also have the mental image of Teo being MURDERED by that giraffe after underestimating them. I WILL however take that bet on Teo vs the sheep though.

[@jokerburger7421]

Teo : You think I'm lying? Teo around 7 minutes ago : "I trust 30 people from chat than I trust you"

[@joshuateoh8966]

The opening argument and debate absolutely killed me XD

[@gar7266]

These guys need a podcast on Spotify

[@AngryCalf123]

They start playing at 10:17....... and again at 21:32 And again... 27:17

[@CatMeatstew]

Lol

[@GQT408]

Ty!

[@AngryCalf123]

@@GQT408 Np 😅

[@predator-ib1tx]

Almost 10 minute debate on who can kill the biggest animal starts at f***ing gorilla ends with probably can't take a sheep😂love it

[@Erden99]

That animal fight conversation was the most European thing I've ever heard. I live in South Africa and the average baboon could probably kill Sammy, not even mentioning a Gorilla.

[@Sync375]

27:54 is when they start playing

[@naamakala789]

Just started watching, they haven't even started playing and it's already gold

[@shaggyplays5210]

What the hell did I just listen to I am not even 10 minutes in and my brain has melted.

[@miantava]

* Missing last page * Teo: I think we missed it.. *You don't say?*

[@Endmysuffering3162]

1:06:18 I love how he goes from screaming to “Oh hey man.” And then right back to screaming because of the steam

[@macdaddymarv4550]

I love how Teo went from grabbing a Giraffe from the neck with so much confidence but yet when it came to the sheep he though it was impossible to snap the Sheep’s neck..

[@Crow-mm1sd]

Me sitting there shirtless eating pizza thinking if I could 1v1 a squirrel after hearing 9 min of them going back and forth

[@conneh]

5 minutes into the video and I felt like it's been hours I love this so much man 🤣💕

[@jimakiph]

Me: thinking of just beating a sheep by just snapping neck or make him suffocate or seomthng (BUT I DONT REALLY LIKE TO) While Teo: *Ripping sheep's stomach off*

[@LastTimeIDie]

Game actually starts at 27 minutes. But we all know what we’re here for

[@primordialvision751]

That grade A, god tiered, filthy funnies.

[@bosscookies3309]

I forget that the first part of these videos is just pure waffle every time

[@Raze612]

The first ten minutes of this video proves that these guys need a podcast or something. They could talk about the most random shit for hours, and I’d listen to it.

[@CatMeatstew]

Teo and Richard did a few podcasts before on the "colder milk" channel.. pretty good stuff

[@Raze612]

@@CatMeatstew I remember listening to them a few years back, they only did a handful, but I did like listening to them. I don’t think they need a podcast now, but if they did one with the legends it would easily be the best podcast

[@noticeme8772]

Two’s vid’s are the best killing it man love your vids keep up the good work dude

[@Hollandic]

"I'll do it if my tape- I mean I don't think my tape will relea-"

[@snowball9650]

I just played this with my buddies just the other day. It was hilarious. Glad yall played it

[@Yuri_Chang]

The first time I saw this game the lunch lady was broken

[@pherflex2154]

I love how the first 30 mins is them just figuring out how to turn on push to talk

[@kaoru0934]

My god, Sammy’s “Ambelynn is coming” at 40:20 got me good.

[@uncommonsense7830]

I came here to watch Teo scream at a lunch lady and listened to Teo, Flash, and Sammy talk about fisting farm animals for 10 minutes. This is why I love this channel.

[@adamburtz3203]

These are the best discussions I hear, but I’m concerned

[@garrettadkins4352]

This is a good follow up from before your eyes

[@peggymoexd]

This is a weird reason to feel nostalgic but the school in this game is designed just like one I went to as a kid

[@mannco9458]

Teo you do realizeThat giraffes neck is stronger than its entire body right they literally used to fight against other giraffes

[@emingmann1400]

there was also that one giraffe that had it's neck broken and still lived without getting any medical attention

[@sirmoriarty8230]

1:05:55 casually turns into R2D2

[@fizhuru]

I love watching these types of videos

[@Luffy7948]

Jump to 27:45

[@IAmP.T.]

Thanks

[@Thatonechipguy]

They never take into consideration that they have legs to kick the animals

[@RaptorCuddles]

I love these goofy conversations.

[@MarcussJay]

Totally random but the way to the heart (for the human male) is the vein right behind the balls (the gooch per se?). My dad had to have a chamber worked on in his heart and they went through that vein to reach it the easiest without having to cut him open

[@marth5936]

*starts heartfelt speech* "AAAHHHHHH"

[@pedrothegamer22]

Literally the start of the video is hilarious What The Bois talk about at night

[@xaotixx]

teo, someone else commented this. you need to start a podcast with you, alex, and a couple of your buddies. talk about random shit, current memes or global political situations, video game/industry related news. i would ALWAYS tune into it!

[@Miguel-kg7em]

They really had a whole argument about how to kill animals and fisting a sheep to get to its heart. I am dying of laughter.

[@Aspect_ATS]

How the fuck did they went from talking about taking on animals to ripping out a human heart through the asshole LOL

[@thegizmorizer3961]

I'd love to see an animation of the first part with the animals and shit

[@Treder-mw7en]

Coincidentally I have a heavy metal ball that is perfect for holding down a single key. The ball also gently rings when it shakes.

[@novix2961]

46:35 teo's face 🤣

[@mrs.boots.]

usually what i do for push to talk is bind it to the side mouse buttons so your right hand can be on the mouse and your thumb holding push to talk. this way your keyboard hand is normal and free

[@lucila444]

I literally had this same conversation with my sister two days ago we agreed that we couldn't take down any feline unless is a cat

[@cabbi8827]

Hey teo love to watch these videos cause i can never catch ur streams cause of the time difference but lunch lady has gotten lots of updates and is better to play now and i would love it if you and your friends would try it again i lvoe thesse types of vids!!!!

[@King-os9wc]

The only way sammy wins against a gorilla Is if its small And if sammy literally has balls of steel And if sammy had around 2 years of fighting experience The only way he'll beat the gorilla is by avoiding the teeth And getting on its back and either try to snap it or choke it until it dies If he is choking the gorilla out He'll need to take the hits of the heavy hands of the gorilla Also sammy really needs to learn about his body and different mental techniques to increase his physical capabilities He'll need to learn how to harness his adrenaline And learn to get into what people call "the zone" And learn how to use your adrenaline on top of that It sounds silly but I actually experimented with stuff like these and the adrenaline with the zone is really fucking intense It felt like I was having a heart attack when I gained back my ability to think You have to ride the adrenaline edge for a long time in a fight if you dont wanna feel like you're gonna have a heart attack after (I researched alot of these and also experimented and the hardest part is actually training the body the mind part is actually pretty easy)

[@collinjones8661]

Damn, Teo plays dababy simulator

[@thatguy2757]

Was just looking for some new teo

[@pookyloo1889]

I just saw dis game on steam and now one of my fav youtubers play it

[@BigBoyBigSad]

What would you win for putting up your family on a bet? Another family? lol

[@chrischisolm1765]

Yooo the convo before the game is fucking hilarious.

[@SIC-cj3uw]

Nice, hope to see more of speed run Sammy in this :)

[@eminemdrvanlalruatfelatlau417]

42;11 is the most funniest in this video😂🤣

[@tylerschaap7747]

Any other tyler feel good knowing teo chose the character tyler?:)

[@lordnugg9610]

3:45 well a giraffe can kill anything with one kick of its legs. That's how they survive from the predators like the cheetahs or whatever hunt them.

[@stilo6121]

Didn't you have a conversation with Richard where he was convinced he could kill a wolf with just a pocket knife?

[@Ethan.r859]

i would listen to this podcast

[@incendi0core]

I would rather fail than going through this

[@So_Viet8032]

Lunch lady be like *bonk*

[@User27111]

Gameplay starts at 27:30

[@Foul_Deformity]

I swear at 55:52 the last file was on that desk in what looked like a principals office...i could be wrong

[@daearthflatyeet2261]

and it ends on speedrunning

[@noone5349]

I’m cracking up on 41:33 lol

[@falseprodigy2645]

what did the conversation turn into at the start wtf

[@So_Viet8032]

*Remember she is voice activated*

[@godstyle8799]

they updated the game so you can crawl now and they also added valves so you can turn the steam of in some sections, they fixed all the bugs you have seen also

[@ThisIsToXiN]

These guys are true introverts who never seen a real animal in their lives lol. If Teo thinks he can rip a sheep's stomach open he is delusional. :D

[@drbornawesomeness3263]

What a way to start...

[@AstroBear22]

I’m so glad I didn’t skip ahead to the gameplay, I would have missed them talking about how they would kill an animal in hand to... animal... combat.

[@ejraymond629]

can you rename the video to “Teo messed with settings for 30 minutes and then plays lunch lady with the boys”

[@swootywooty89]

A giraffe can body a lion so a giraffe is a no go

[@metaltone603]

haha PADDY'S DOWNED IN THE BASEMENT HAHA

[@TheFlyingJester2662]

27:32 Teo plays the game

[@thebansheesheriff9029]

Devour Speedrun AltF4LunchLady%

[@H3art_c10uds]

36:54 PLEASE LMAO

[@myshiteu4934]

*ugh* when you really wanna watch his videos but you cant because you have school and also have to take the SAT test

[@yo_talk1954]

What was the name of the chocolate he recommended and is it available in the US?

[@fairst3029]

Marabou chocolate, it's a Swedish chocolate, don't know if its available in US tho

[@funfactsandfactsthatarefun5007]

She sounds like crazy Dave

[@Spacesnakes474]

Do these guys not recognize that blunt force trauma is a completely plausible way to kill something like a sheep?

[@1053Michael]

Can’t wait for more Dark Deception :)

[@chokoon21]

forget about the game let's focus on Sammy 1v1 a Gorilla.

[@jennykomsin5192]

Sammy Vs. King Kong