Geoguessr except it's scuffed

[@ImRivendill]

I'm not great at geography myself so I get why people can get a bit "hostile", but honestly, seeing Cuba from Spain was the most hilarious thing to me. That got me laughing randomly out loud all day.

[@onewhocollects6658]

He must have 20/.1 vision

[@bradypermenter8761]

As an American I was a fan of ‘it’s either Colorado or Texas’ which are two states that are pretty much complete opposites in every way imaginable

[@theswissmiss69]

But when you’re bad at geography wouldn’t you not get why ppl get hostile?

[@DanielBParada]

@@theswissmiss69 dude I wasn’t gunna say it but I was thinking the exact same thing lmfao

[@101patryks]

Not even just Spain. South East Spain specifically - that's what got me!

[@locopollo6002]

Guys. Imagine being stranded with these two in the middle of nowhere with no devices to tell you where you are. I’ll fucking cry myself to death.

[@squidgy2247]

I would rather choke 32 kittens than play geoguesser with these two. Sounds more fun. FUCKING. HORRIBLE.

[@signedzulu7637]

Colorado

[@kaydenhalbash4576]

@@squidgy2247 bro. Chill out, they’re having fun. Most people aren’t amazing at geography.

[@squidgy2247]

@@kaydenhalbash4576 Wait, aren't we being satire???

[@fun-less3752]

@@squidgy2247 yes

[@jpcrr8844]

As a Portuguese, hearing Sammy say "its in spanish, so it could be Portugal" was hurtful and hilarious at the same time 😆

[@daniloka42]

Pelo menos vocês são do lado da Espanha, dá pra confundir. E a gente do Brasil que tem que aguentar o Sammy achando que era o Vietnam?

[@jpcrr8844]

@@daniloka42 Exato, dois alfabetos completamente diferentes e tudo ahahah

[@Guanaco17]

Me ofendí pero tambien me morí de risa. Gracias Sammy. Never change.

[@Riingwraith]

Portugal e Brasil 🤝 achar que falamos espanhol

[@tusidex5228]

also „They speak Russian in Lithuania”

[@caalin112]

Easy way to tell if a language is korean, chinese or japanese: if it has circles, it's korean. If it only has weird complicated characters it's chinese, and if it has complicated characters from chinese mixed with simpler ones, it's Japanese. That's usually the way I determine what language it is

[@Teosgame]

Interesting

[@uwahhhama]

Not until u see Japanese with kanji character ~

[@graysondavies2174]

thats kinda what he means with chinese mixed with simpler ones, "chinese" being the kanji

[@ZairaL03]

Because I watch content that include all those 3 languages I can easily recognize Korean writing, but sometimes when Japanese is written only in Kanji characters then I'll sometimes confuse it with Chinese :'D

[@elementalb3m957]

@@Teosgame Also I don't think they have Google Street view in China so it can never be there

[@TheKazuma410P]

The France one that was mistaken for Spain I also got tricked, because of Teo's amazing spanish accent I didn't bother reading the sign. I'm french.

[@kyro_xbx]

That's a tough one man

[@emorty_1588]

I was about to comment the same thing 😅

[@runbinzhang4816]

@@emorty_1588 c

[@SaitoGray]

Placès dES commandOS d'afriquES Could have been duped myself.

[@Pyrodingue]

There was a grave accent on a "e" in the town's name. Not many languages have those beside French and I don't think Spanish is one of them.

[@locoloco8947]

Immediately Sammy starts with America, then Denmark, then West Russia, says “Kolla” is Russian for bus stop and ends with Denmark. I’m in for a treat lmao.

[@moondaughter1004]

I feel like I died a bit inside when I saw that. I knew Sammy wasn't gonna realize it, but that bus stop was such a freaking big hint for swedes. One glance and I was able to determine which part of Sweden that was

[@VincentLN2002]

@@moondaughter1004 Stockholmers perhaps don't recognize västtrafik

[@moondaughter1004]

@@VincentLN2002 you have a point, so maybe I am one of those rare Stockholmers that actually do.

[@KingDrullan]

I feel kinda offended as a swed but yet again I never been in “kolla” tho

[@jacobe4538]

@@KingDrullan as a dane i feel offended too XD

[@jeanhunter3538]

“He’s driving on the right so it’s America” - The most British thing I’ve heard in a while lmao

[@reihe00]

played this as a drinking game once, one of us managed to get 2000 points in the entire round :D i don't even think i would be able to get a score as low as that if i tried

[@sycragamer]

Dude that sounds fun, got any rules to share on this? Would be fun to try out!

[@reihe00]

@@sycragamer It was a bit later in the evening so we didn't really come up with many rules, i think it was just who came second had to take a shot, third -> two shots etc.

[@Chaznar27]

Teo: "What makes you say [country]?" Sammy: "I'm feeling [country]" No backing, pure confidence.

[@justagirl55055]

The "I recognize that tree" joke always wins me a decent exhale. Omg Im dying, Sammy is so freaken bad at Geogusser its hilarious my gut hurts!

[@rickytriple1208]

thought he did pretty good honestly

[@rickytriple1208]

@@shaunhayes3072 what

[@aoba8360]

If you want some tips: Satellite dishes will always point towards the satellites over the equator (if they’re set up correctly). If they point straight up you are on the equator line. If they are basically horizontal you are very far from the equator. You can usually use this to eliminate an entire half (or more) of the planet from your guess. If there aren’t any dishes you can get a rougher estimate using the sun. If the shadows on the ground extend north then you are northern hemisphere. If they extend south you are southern. The longer the shadow, the further the distance. Yellow center lines on roads usually means you are in the US, while white center lines means you are in parts of Europe and Australia. Dashed lines on the sides of the roads are more Nordic countries like Sweden/Norway. For Asian languages, to differentiate between Korean, Chinese, and Japanese: Korean has straight lines and circles (오ㅋㅎ) Chinese uses complex characters called han zi (雨家) Japanese uses Kanji but has simpler characters called Hiragana/Katakana mixed into it (来週はいつでもいいです notice how the first 2 characters are significantly more complex than the rest).

[@MrKPRules]

Hah good tip with the satelite dishes didn't know that one thanks. Also you can rule out china from the get go, as there is no street view in china

[@aoba8360]

@@MrKPRules Huh, I had no idea, that's interesting.

[@chocomint8261]

bro pls dont call chinese kanji its called 汉字(han zi)🤢 两个不同的语言，中国人对日本没有什么爱情你最好别这样

[@aoba8360]

@@chocomint8261 Didn't know what it was called. I'm learning Japanese so I just used the word that still gets the point across so the nausea emoji seems a bit overkill. Regardless, I'll change the comment. EDIT: On second thought, I will do no such thing. I just google translated the Chinese portion of your comment and IDK if it's just the literal translation but that seems pretty inconsiderate and generalizing. Especially considering how influential Japanese culture is to a lot of the Chinese entertainment industry. To say "The Chinese have no love for Japan" is pretty stupid🤢. Also I love the hypocrisy when your profile pic is of Japanese origin.

[@chocomint8261]

@@aoba8360 nono its ok im just trying to emphasize that chinese people WILL get really pissed at you if you call it kanji sorry for the misunderstanding! and no the meaning isn't that harsh, general chinese people just don't like japan how does my profile picture affect anything? i'm not chinese just that most of my friends are and all of them dislike japan

[@kubilas725]

"they speak russian in lithuania" *Every eastern european sits in silence*

[@golgomotas]

Them's fighting words.

[@nightspicer]

technically true, there's a decently sized Russian minority there.

[@Sacrifice117]

it was honestly hilarious that they didnt realize every school district has a "barn" where they store the school busses. their first thought was "oh they're for sure selling these busses" lmao

[@Teosgame]

THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM

[@Sacrifice117]

@@Teosgame hahaha that's where they go to sleep at night when school is over. i live in a bit of a rural area so there's lots of routes that involve going miles out of the bus drivers way just to pick up a few students.

[@CrazyCakes_Gamez]

They do that with busses here in the uk too XD

[@smakies5331]

In canada theres often a Central station where bus from many school are located . Not just one school . It was still alot of buses

[@KleioChronicles]

@@CrazyCakes_Gamez but here we don’t have dedicated school buses. My school bus just looked like a regular coach. It did other things in its spare time. It didn’t just sit in a school bus housing estate. And the only reason we had buses was because the walk was potentially dangerous because of the massive bushes on an isolated path where kidnappers could jump out. Otherwise, it was up to you to make your way to school.

[@OriTopkek]

Don't you love it when you live in south east of Spain and you're able to see cuba despite there being the fucking north-atlantic ocean right in between?

[@MM-sx7zs]

Love waving hello to the Cubans over the Atlantic.

[@doubleAbatteryman]

It would be great if teo did more geoguesser videos, but each video he adds one more person from the squad, until a final episode where it's just pure chaos with everyone trying to figure out where they are xD

[@Morning_Starr]

Add some alcohol into that equation and that’s a banger video lmao

[@bitedacier74]

"This is spanish, we could be in Portugal" Ehhhhh. He's got the spirit 😂

[@atlas9468]

The fact that Sammy knows literally nothing and just makes wild guesses makes this a thousand times better xD

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Love how sammy is not even giving arguments lmao just "yup its vietnam." "Why?" "Its Vietnam." So confident as well. Love it.

[@coulter7236]

i actually died laughing at this, like this has to be the funniest video teo has made with sammy, Sammy is the goat at geogeusser

[@LuisMiguel-rz2ey]

Watching this makes me wanna enter inside Sammy's mind, and try to understand his thought process just like him, it's so hilarious dude

[@mikelombard21]

No disrespect to Sammy but people hate on Americans for not knowing geography and this man said you can see Cuba from Spain. I guess the Welsh are not too great either. Love you Sammy, great content as always Teo.

[@Klaine4everrocks]

Hi Teo, just wanted to say thank you for introducing us to geoguessr. My partner and I have played all day and are having a blast guessing locations and finding the exact streets based off clues. shame its toxic for some, we should just enjoy it :)

[@славаукраїні-ф8д]

"They speak russian in Lithuania" Never say that to a Lithuanian

[@nmf0]

I'm from Poland and that hurt me, lol.

[@Ghostsoulless]

I laughed way too hard at the Southeast Spain looking out into Cuba line. This was amazing, gotta see the full stream of this now

[@Lethal-Protector]

Only Teo can make me enjoy watching a 20 minute video of Geoguesser, this man is just on another level

[@Doktor0387]

"What language is this?"....."Spanish" "ok then it must be Portugal".....the LEAPs of logic here :)

[@nicnitpicks]

"south east Spain looking out to Cuba..." Sammy is secretly a flat earther, good to know.

[@thedavescloop]

That was the most necessary “be gentle in the comments,” ever because I was infuriated in the first 30 seconds and it just stayed that way. And the fact that there were something like ten ads (it might not be ten but it was close) really didn’t help. Lol. So frustrating.

[@blitzaurora3393]

TeoGuessr needs to be an official game mode

[@vittoriopaonessa]

Why does it not surprise me that the same person who believes he can fight a gorilla bare-handed says ''It's Vietnam'' when he sees Spanish road signs?

[@Caernath]

Teo: "Nice house. This must be the Netherlands." Me, a born and bred Dutch man: "Why thank you!" 🥰

[@Just_Q]

Is he high? 😂😂😂 "looking out to Cuba" I'm crying.

[@ajperez8438]

“This is Spanish so we could be in Portugal” -Sammy 2:25

[@colbyworden2843]

"am I even in kansas anymore" killed me on the spot

[@KukkolfKambo]

This is one of the funniest videos on your channel, Teo🤣🤣🤣

[@batcat4136]

This video makes me feel good about myself in that I can tell the difference between Chinese, Japanese and Korean (mostly)

[@johnnypractice4816]

Teo: I don't really enjoy the taste of lobster to be honest Friend: You just ate a f.... scorpion m8 !

[@phuongpld19]

Really enjoyed Geoguesser with Teo and Sammy, pls do more

[@itsdylanjenkins]

That "bus shop" is what we call a "bus barn" here in the states. it does exactly what it sounds like, parking is saved for faculty and students, so the busses from larger counties go to "bus barns"

[@quibblemellow]

The way sammy says his guesses with full confidence though lmfao

[@Manga2AnimeEvolution]

Watching this live was hilarious, video even more hilarious, great editing by ducky! Sammy and you always make me laugh no matter the day I've had, much love!

[@josiahstoddard673]

i legit lost it when at 14:34 they zoom in on the street sign and its literally my home town of EVANS Colorado. the stop sign literally said Evans LOL. great video as always!

[@zohair-lab]

*See’s a picture* Sammy: Colorado

[@nothim16]

Not only do I have no clue where places are neither do you guys so if we ever get stranded together we are truly fucked

[@Dynasty_VR]

Any place: *Exists* Sammy: "America"

[@evan3155]

“Southeast Spain looking out to Cuba” Has to be the funniest thing ever

[@black_raven8422]

Note for any people who don't know why there were so many school buses at 11:30... it's because we keep all the buses (per district) in one place (kind of like a garage, but... open? I don't know why). That was just where all of this district's buses are kept. Edit: fixed the timestamp Edit 2: btw the Washington State flag is green with George Washington's face on a circle

[@Zoltan_Khyobusa]

"look at all those buses!" "It's a bus shop, they sell buses here.....they are made here" These two are a fever dream together

[@RubyNyu]

Sammy thinking Vietnam was Spanish had me rolling on the floor lol

[@SomeGuy-mt4hq]

The inability to process their thoughts or setting for more than 30 seconds is astonishing, as well as the pure and full fledged confidence with which they pull their answers out their ass... truly next level

[@Schnied]

I'm trying not to cry from the seeing cuba from spain bit

[@whistler9788]

Teo: Keep comments light! Sammy: Vietnam is in Spain Me: *internally screams*

[@konshance]

Honestly. I love the confidence. Spain overlooking cuba really killed me. You cant be so wrong with such confidence without being hilarious. 😂

[@hoice4980]

This is honestly one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a while, I actually love this

[@matthewdavison7456]

this was honestly the funniest thing ive seen in ages. Shame people get hostile about it. But i hope you guys do more. I'd love to see Pata or Stefan do this with you. XD

[@epicscopes2370]

i have a cripling problem because im really good at geography so any video with people failing geography is extra painful

[@frostbio489]

I love how confident Sammy is😂😂

[@fortunecookie8178]

OMG Teo said Bloemfontein so well 😃👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 Lol but we drive on the left side of the road

[@ItzRetz]

When it comes to GeoGuessr everyone suddenly thinks they're Geographers or something, stuff that is obvious to them could be unknown to you, so it doesn't make sense to get hostile over the game.

[@wardog19990]

This was absolutely hilarious, that cuba bit had me seriously rolling

[@FlunxNL]

You don't have to say sorry. This video including Sammy is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. Seeing Cuba from Spain, knowing it is Japan by looking at a wall and being so proud. And reading Spanish lines in France, couldn't be better.

[@sankarphat]

Holy crap im a VietNamese and laughed my ass off when Sammy said VietNam is Spanish 😂😂😂

[@FELIX_AN]

Me too man, me too. Rarely get to see Vietnamese people in Teo comments

[@charliewaller141]

My stomach hurts from how much this made the laugh. Good shit 👏

[@cptxball8023]

Really enjoyed this, you guys should do this again

[@Nico_S_K]

I get why there's a warning at the start of the video haha

[@sliightdriizzle6011]

As someone who lives in Arizona, I can confirm that is pretty much what Arizona looks like. Sammy was pretty spot on

[@cataleast]

I love Sammy's completely unwarranted confidence. Just full-on gut feeling and "GO!" ... Aaaand that's how you end up with "South-East Spain, looking out to Cuba."

[@batcat4136]

I know I'm late to the party but Teo, you look good in the super short hair, not gonna lie

[@Teosgame]

Thanks!

[@cbob34]

1:09 Teo looking like a fresh and young Walter White on the left

[@tadkirby5280]

Genuinely never laughed harder when he said “…looking out to Cuba”

[@user-ek3ks2xb3y]

11:40 it’s called a “bus barn” teo... all the buses that are used in the area are parked there, so like there is one bus barn per a big area of counties and schools. they all are worked on there, towed there if soemthing happens to them, and they are left there at the end of a day. two of my aunts and my grandma were both bus drivers, and for my grandma and aunt they would go to the bus barn every morning to get into their bus and go on their routes, but one of my aunts parked it at her house and went to the bus barn to get her bus serviced and gas.

[@jefferymosdell2490]

This is always a good time in late-night Discord calls.

[@Asian_J3sus]

New merch idea. Shirt/Poster of Sammy standing in Spain looking out to Cuba

[@thewoodenshiv4719]

This was one of the funniest videos ever on this channel and I've binged every video twice over the last few years

[@bluebutterfly344]

"South east spain looking out to cuba" that fade at the end will haunt my dreams

[@tusidex5228]

„It’s in Spanish, we could be in Portugal” „They speak Russian in Lithuania” yeah, seems about Sammy lol

[@haste953]

I'm not sure if Sammy is joking or if he's serious because he does this all the time but Teo is so used to him it's just hilarious

[@bingus.boingus]

Sammy be like: Vietnam in South America? It's more likely than you'd think. 😃

[@quappo]

Lol i’m a Colorado native and when i saw the one that was actually Colorado with the changing housing i immediately thought “that could definitely be colorado they’ve been springing up housing subdivisions like that for years ever since marijuana was legalized here”😂. And that location was really close to thornton where i live too.

[@space_hamster]

16:27 at least i know my own country :D

[@fur_missle]

2:38 a literal picture of Spain Sammy:na we're in South America

[@mliler1405]

So Tio said to be light in the comments, don’t you dare talk about his scorpion restaurant that’s being advertised by a car hood.

[@jaseweirman5286]

Dude the " Kansas" part of the vid always gets me laughing especially teo ing "am I in Kansas anymore"

[@mrowen878]

This is one of the greatest videos I have watch in a while, constantly laughing and enjoyed every minute :)

[@blightedriku7917]

18:24 that's crazy I live right by Portland UK and I've been on that road so many times! been a fan for a while, love ya Teo!

[@thefbi3350]

No one decided to colonize Cuba even though you can see it from south east Spain until a guy came back on a boat saying that there's new land and indians

[@shake4259]

I was shocked when somebody not from America said Colorado. Then they were in Colorado and were actually near my house LMAO

[@shaiguyy]

I live in Utah, and I started DYING. You both sounded so confident hahaha

[@Gail_Jieum]

Ngl the spain looking too cuba was one of the most hilarious, on top of that "WHERE THE F ARE WE MAN" 😂

[@thezeitos469]

"We are not in spain" As they look at the word "espaniol" and the outline of the Spanish nation on the window This video became an immediate classic for me

[@mochatoast887]

I'd love to watch more chill videos like this teo. It's really wholesome in its own way.

[@bendobel6939]

So weird that it got placed right outside my house

[@thienminh9695]

At 5:00, i choked when Sammy said it's Vietnam

[@Kyuiiiii]

Honestly I was so tired today. Seeing this pop up and watching it honestly perked me back up. Thanks Teo and Sammy for the laughs!

[@TM2TL]

things I've learned about Sammy: He doesn't eat fruit. He doesn't know geography he doesn't understand the earth curves.

[@ranakkl2]

"that's Spain looking out to Cuba" Flash is flat earthener 😂😂😂

[@IcharusLanding]

"Are we even in Kansas anymore?" lmao

[@natevansloten1568]

I love that the "lake" is HUGE but they don't even realize how big the Great Lakes are

[@yesyesyes9747]

Hey, big brasilian fan here!! I was so happy to see these two try to guess things from here, it's just hilarious! Sammy saying that was in Cuba when it was cleary in portugues, it so fucking funny 😂

[@danebryant7641]

What’s hilarious is the lake they thought was so big wasn’t even the Salt Lake, it was a smaller lake nearby they just didn’t zoom out far enough to tell.