Speedrunning Minecraft, except we're clueless

Minecraft speedrunning, but we're complete noobs. Going for a sub 60!
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[@Teosgame]

Sammy and I have been speedrunning Minecraft together, I hope you enjoy this compilation of highlights from the first three days. KZbin member Nitonovo is hidden in this video somewhere, it's a really hard one to find. Let me know if you find him!

[@HungryGusher]

I found him in the loading screen

[@styx2690]

I was wondering why that was there on the loading screen.

[@Taolan8472]

The Gravel Incident shall go down in the books as one of the most hilarious screw yous ever delivered by Minecraft xD (The gravel and the ghast, not teo attempting to bridge with gravel.

[@josu6270]

Really good video man :)

[@kylebagshaw1126]

Found this so funny

[@SunsetChicken]

So... a correction to the correction. The chance is actually 0.8% and NOT 0.008% Caedus and I apologise for any inconvenience caused and/or if anyone was hurt

[@SpiraltTheOne]

nots ots 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000008

[@Velmari_]

Minor inconvenience in a very good edit of the streams. Great work as always

[@Heroo01]

@Joey Ralston 1/5*1/5=1/25 1/25*1/5=1/125 1/125=0.008 or 0.8% I love fractions

[@fatfuck1986]

Honestly it ruined the video for me

[@theswissmiss69]

@@Heroo01 I hate‘ em.😂

[@polish_filipino]

"I'm already improving in my head sammy" **Continues to punch stone**

[@nossnotna2841]

Yea we did watch the video

[@silencedmaxim5889]

@@nossnotna2841 I guess someone doesn't care for highlights

[@Guanaco17]

Pain to watch

[@naafimalik74]

The entire silver fish bit had me cracking up with laughter 😭

[@SamusV4]

My chest hurt from that dude holy fuck

[@VoidHellBoy]

23:18 A Ghast literally broke the portal... but before teo even noticed the Ghast re-lit it.

[@frostedcheerios1030]

actually it was Sammy who re lit it but Teo thought it was the ghast too

[@tae255]

@@frostedcheerios1030 It was actually the ghasts blast that reignited the portal because when a portal breaks in the nether, it's overworld counterpart does not break. Sammy could not have reignited the portal in the overworld as it would still be lit. Not to mention going through that overworld portal would generate a new nether portal that isn't broken.

[@moonl1314]

@@tae255 i thought sammy was in the nether

[@kasperbennetsen6302]

@@frostedcheerios1030 just watch the video and you can tell he is too far away?

[@mitroujk]

@@kasperbennetsen6302 he died and respawned in the overworld

[@frankoatis1422]

i'm struggling to breath, he almost died to a silver fish

[@donswald5752]

Have you ever actually stimmed a teammate, and how do feel about losing your acog?

[@frankoatis1422]

Not once stimmed a teammate, and i still cry myself to sleep about his acog😢

[@treeman-oasis3762]

Wait you can stim other people???

[@scalpingsnake]

The problem is he doesn't know that hitting them without killing them causes more to spawn and spamming your weapon isn't going to do damage.

[@TheKingDagon108]

@@treeman-oasis3762 this is news to me...

[@GrizBeary]

This is some great stuff. I really liked the editing on this one. It’s rare that I laugh at KZbin rather than just breathing heavy through my nose 😂

[@MerkXD11]

I can relate to this one

[@carsonthrailkill2494]

11:40 he turns around as it hits pitch black to see a disappointed Sammy

[@skadoodskadad316]

The portal race was exactly how me and friends did.

[@aesthetics1190]

Did what

[@iliketochasegibbons8015]

@@aesthetics1190 yes

[@Kibbuster]

Okay. And?

[@EvanTheKidd]

5:39 when you make the quiet kid laugh

[@Teosgame]

[@EvanTheKidd]

@@Teosgame love the vids teo keep it up

[@Kibbuster]

GeorgeNotFound: *Has played Minecraft for years and only has a 2 hour Speedrun record* 2 noobs: *52.36.33 seconds*

[@Kibbuster]

LET'S GOOOO. I got a heart from Teo ❤️

[@retr0820]

Even if you times it by two to compensate for them having 2 people they still beat hem lmao 😂

[@Kibbuster]

@@retr0820 Exactly

[@retr0820]

@@Kibbuster it’s genuinely funny how George also had help from dream (arguably one of the best mine craft players to ever exist even if you think he cheated)

[@donswald5752]

@@retr0820 he did tho

[@afatlime9671]

These streams were the most extreme emotional roller coasters low key though, from possible PB run to falling into a gorge and simultaneously Sammy gets blown up xD So good.

[@SbwrielYT]

0:04 POV: You step on a lego in the middle of the night

[@EvanTheKidd]

hjahahaha

[@yancoreano8864]

that made me laugh so hard lol

[@MARCUSK298]

Inspirational :)

[@jacoobi.3171]

Red sus am I right?

[@Kibbuster]

Let's see how many su- Jk you though I was gonna ask for subs? *Bruh*

[@aizurui858]

i did not expect anyone from SR here

[@Cowboy1739]

Amongus😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

[@mindroxy6388]

amogus

[@clawmaster353]

And now they have a sub 45 on the stream last night. So proud of these boys!

[@MyNamesJeff493]

11:35 I couldn't breath for like 2 min. Such a good video.

[@boodesultan12]

Dude for some reason kept losing more and more lava when he should have just grab lava woth bucket Teo is one of kind

[@Taolan8472]

14:35 I can *hear* the oh shit on Sammys face

[@CrimsonRyse]

When your crush says yes 15:42

[@Jake-bk4ff]

Her name is also Sammy

[@manuel_k791]

Or 26:46 :)

[@tjdm8172]

@@manuel_k791 omg that’s even better 😂

[@silentsnail7462]

23:18 just notice how lucky teo got here the ghost destroyed the portal but then brought it back

[@dreamywtf]

yesss, didn't have time to watch the vod so been waiting for this :)

[@ekkraic]

my reaction when i saw this in my notifications was “oh no”

[@Taolan8472]

Followed shortly afterward by "oh yes, yes!"

[@dayagryphon5459]

I have watched this video so many times, it has become my go-to if I'm feeling down. Genuinely one of my favorite videos out there! Props to Sunset for the amazing editing.

[@Caernath]

Sammy: "Teo, don't give up. There's always more lava." * Teo proceeds to burn to death in lava *

[@laurenstrandt]

Was so excited for this video and it didn’t disappoint. Never laughed so hard than at these streams

[@SamusV4]

I don't think I've ever seen more chaotic minecraft gameplay, jesus christ this was entertaining, my chest hurts now

[@tealishpotato]

8:46 should be a sub sound, I love it. xD

[@frostbio489]

6:18 The sheer panic in Teos voice Lmao

[@Velmari_]

The most fun time I've ever had watching streams! The sub 30 ultimate goal might be far but you'll get there!

[@houston213]

12:24... The gasp of fear Sammy has when he realizes what Teo is about to do

[@CM13051]

Being there for the part at 15:27 was so up and down my heart never fully recovered

[@borrow4654]

I must say, you guys blew my expectations with this one. I didn't laught this hard to a youtube vid in quite a while, so thank you for creating such great content and good job Sunset. Your editing was top notch.

[@itsvncl]

I've never laughed this much on a single video before this was hilarious

[@spizyflame9325]

I love it how people speedrun singleplayer and then u have Teo and Sammy dying all over again in a duo speedrun xD

[@muellersgame8001]

Loved watching/listening to the VoDs at work! Even listening is very enjoyable! Keep up the great work!

[@bingus.boingus]

6:08 Sorry, no good caption, just wanted to pinpoint this comedy gold moment.

[@notram.ethan23]

When you are asking your friend Sammy for help 6:08

[@jonathantran20]

One of teos best videos ever

[@shadesinsertlastname1631]

its been months since i've last seen a Teo video and it's videos like this that remind me why I love them so much! I can feel my face muscles because i've been smiling so much :)

[@Gobeux]

15:43 the face of man who really wants to punch their monitor

[@radiationgeneration4006]

this was painfull and funny to watch at the same time

[@dr.pumble]

21:35 gravels falls beneath him and he falls in lava and dies And then he just walks away, I came closr to throwing up at this part

[@gooseharbinger4851]

I knew what would happen as soon as I saw how few blocks he had left. The memory of using sand while making my sky base in hardcore minecraft haunts me to this day

[@chaselee3320]

Anyone else know that he was going to place the gravel and fall during the nether climb while running from the skeleton. Love u Teo XD

[@nothim16]

Thanks for making this video! I was gonna watch all the streams but I didn’t have the time so it’s nice to be able to watch a summary

[@riainosullivan858]

after watching you for years now I think this is genuinely my favorite video

[@sammie.espresso2646]

teo plays minecraft? this is something in watching! I'm definitely going to enjoy.

[@demo_AAA]

Teo has a modded Minecraft series on this channel and the vods are on his second channel. Go check them out, the Martian episode was a ride

[@gamebag3322]

22:10 killed me bro that was too funny

[@Warcraft465]

This was the most fun video you've made in a while Teo give us more!

[@pitfall5124]

The streams of this were amazing and so hype and sunset has done an amazing job with this video

[@houston213]

11:34 Sammy just watching Teo fuck up is priceless😂😂

[@nathaniel3152]

Any time Teo posts, a African child is given water. That's how great he is

[@chriswu4091]

Ive never been so hopeful, disappointed, and inspired in one video a roller coaster of emotion

[@narrowbumpybokaj]

The DID IT at 9:06 kept me from losing my job by waking me up. Thank you Teo!

[@salsada01]

This was an emotional roller coaster from start to finish. Right there with them as they got lucky, as they got fucked, and everything in between. Incredible

[@MySQUIRRELKING]

The visual story telling through the editing alone is beautiful. Great video

[@postmelons2282]

Please speed run Minecraft more. I was laughing so hard, this is quality content

[@-OmegaMania-]

The amount of brain cells I lost that stream are immeasurable dude.

[@kve5520]

30 minutes of sunsetchickens editing? Hell yes!

[@yancoreano8864]

One of the bests vids i have a watched in a while. Thx for the great content Teo!

[@abelhernandez3225]

i hope they come back to this and try to beat their record

[@ender5635]

Its cool to see how much you progressed with the bed strat and how good you got at it ☺️

[@youraveragejohnn]

I have played minecraft for at least ten years. That experience made this video one of the hardest I've EVER had to sit through.

[@burton8426]

Glad to see this becoming a video! Love the content and as usual always keeping a smile on my face!😘

[@darwinsadler880]

Hi just wanted to say that I love your videos. I’ve been watching for a couple of years now but this past week I’ve been going back and watching more as they are always great entertainment. So thanks for making great content :)

[@johnnyb368]

15:31 Funniest moment by far

[@jordanw54]

This is the best video you've ever made TEO and that was hype

[@Vaxedia]

we all need friend like Sammy

[@TSebster9]

My god, this actually had me on the edge of my seat the whole time

[@ToppyTree]

19:10 This is wrong. 20% chance of popping gives us a probability of 1 pop = 20/100 = 0.2 Assuming the pops are independent we can then say the probability of the first three all popping is 0.2 * 0.2 * 0.2 = 0.008 This is not a percentage that goes from 0 to 100 it is a probability that goes from 0 to 1. To find the percentage multiply by 100 to get 0.8% which is what the original commenter said.

[@Mgoblagulkablong]

Yesterday was another rollercoaster, went from Teo digging in a circle (literally, he was so lost and somehow ended up close to where he started) until he had nothing left to dig with and had to dig with his bare hands to a new personal best lol

[@ss4segro799]

This is probably the funniest video i have watched in a while haha

[@braxtongunawan7177]

Never had a video that made me laugh this much, awesome.

[@CrimsonRyse]

By far my favorite video yet, and these have been my favorite streams to watch!!!

[@FrancoDoesYouTube]

Bring out the notepads boys, we got another tutorial video. First dating with Teo and now Minecraft speedrun, what more could we possibly ask for honestly 😂

[@jondoepro8031]

Great job on this sunset. Pacing was on point.

[@chapos8568]

the amount of times i laughed, one of your best videos teo good work.

[@bongocat8529]

I love you and all, Teo. But holy damn are you the only person I watch where I have to take frequent breaks in-between your videos due to your utter ineptness in regards to video games. Yet, you prove me wrong when ever you play some balls-ass move that makes me shiver me timbers and now I can't trust myself to stop or I might miss something.

[@atlas9468]

I get they are noobs and dont know anything about the game but this whole video was just painful to watch it was hilarious

[@baileylong6202]

This is the funniest video I've seen on youtube in ages!

[@Pofkeh]

I really thought ‘ugh have to wait for another video’ because minecraft is just not my thing but i found out i enjoy your vids no matter what game keep it up man

[@codedeeply]

oh my god this is SO great. Teo and Sammy thank you for the continued laughs and great content as always

[@adhiwiradnyana3580]

i expect more like and views on teo's vid like this man. great work teo & sammy!!!

[@mattiasgray]

One of my favorite videos Teo!

[@rodrigoguelber4953]

"Let's speedrun" Doesn't even know how the combat works

[@nikkiofthevalley]

He might have only played in pre-1.9

[@júlia-p3z]

i know i've been watching this video at least 3 times a week for the past month

[@sonsofisstvan1675]

DUDE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE! It really helps especially when depressed or during panic attacks. 🥰

[@WWELiveDX]

I was there... the WHOLE time, loved every second to, keep up the great work Teo! :)

[@banoodel5121]

Great video! Really cheered me up after having a really shity day! Thank you so much Teo and crew!

[@juicyjack7595]

Oh I was waiting for this. The streams were so good.

[@manny0009]

Proud of you Teo. Although I was not there to witness the entire journey, I was able to watch the hilarious and painful moments throughout your stream. Here’s to you finishing the game in 30 minutes ?

[@imgrim391]

6:07 The shield, bro the shield bro.. Just us- bro

[@chokoon21]

i have no idea what's going on nor what they're trying to do but i'm enjoying it.

[@littledoot1913]

The stretch break really hyped me up ^^

[@omarmosaad3553]

This video was sooo good. Now I understand what teo meant by her never rushes the videos. 200% quality over quantity good job!

[@deanhughes7300]

Love seeing ur vids teo ❤

[@jujuman3422]

Loved this video this has got to be one of my favorites

[@porkywharf.388]

Two fully understands that he doesn’t need to hit the golem before making the tower. He just wants to give the golem a chance.

[@JoejoeTwo]

The best content on YT honestly

[@joshuamoore8416]

Seeing teo happy makes me happy

[@nyytewarrior8833]

6:05 had me dying!

[@kinggunshot7206]

Love your content Teo!

[@the_gr3asy_squ1b93]

22:30 yk teo makin hay stack was big brain they negate half of your fall damage (very useful in the nether