"Legendary thinker Maynard James Keenan." 🤣 Blaze Boi with a Tool reference, lol, love it!
@joy34722 жыл бұрын
Right?! Definitely the quote of the day 🤣
@Jezus422 жыл бұрын
He should have left Maynards name out if it. Simon always ruining shit by referencing the thing(how long did he ruin inside jokes by always saying as much), he could leave it so if you, then you know.
@terencehubley14762 жыл бұрын
Smash that dislike button!
@ralphdinome27332 жыл бұрын
He made a Megadeth reference on the Area 51 Geographics too.
@jennamunky2 жыл бұрын
The question is does he realize he made a Tool reference 🤣 Simon is famously lost when it comes to pop culture references
@chriskiley10642 жыл бұрын
Simon's head floating around in a space suit is the best thing I've seen all week!
@brucewaynebanner4822 жыл бұрын
Bro, this dude is everywhere on KZbin. I keep running into all your channels apparently. Keep at it man
@scienceunbound4602 жыл бұрын
Cheers man. I will :)
@Z4N72 жыл бұрын
You never heard of algorithms?
@mho...2 жыл бұрын
You never heard of partypoopers?
@wiseguy88282 жыл бұрын
You never heard of Simon? Welcome to the Simon matrix, there is a Simon version of every channel
@Max_Ohm2 жыл бұрын
@@wiseguy8828 I'm pretty sure he has a bunch of clones IRL
@shutup-gc2yk2 жыл бұрын
"There's no fun like colonial fun", the most British words ever uttered 🤧😩
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
Seriously, though, how much history and sci-fi do we have telling us the same message: that even if we succeed, what we will get for our troubles is an interplanetary war as the organizations that funded the effort want a return on their massive investment and the colonists resent that their entire life is spent paying back endless interest (to people born into more affluent lives than them) on a loan they inherited from birth and never signed up for? Just because there isn't anyone living there right now doesn't mean colonialism is a good idea (especially with those absurd shipping costs). If anyone should know how doomed to failure the venture is, it should be the UK and USA.
@marksavage77012 жыл бұрын
Or Dutch, Portuguese, Spanish, French, German or Belgium... or Roman, Greek Persian Egyptian... :)
@shutup-gc2yk2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but the largest colonial empire in human history has been the British, so there's that.
@marksavage77012 жыл бұрын
@@shutup-gc2yk By land mass, by world population at a given time they were amateurs.
@killman3695472 жыл бұрын
Who wants to bet the UK goes full colonialism again the moment someone completes a working FTL drive?
@oldcountryboy2 жыл бұрын
A famous guy Once said you don't do things because they're easy You do things because they're hard
@adamtedder10122 жыл бұрын
And a democrat at that.
@aulusflavius96355 ай бұрын
@@adamtedder1012 who was further right than most repubs are today
@worldwanderer914 ай бұрын
Only President to kill zombies
@zackfox52222 жыл бұрын
Everytime you started talking about the need for CO2, I just kept thinking "Good thing we're really good at making that!" lol, you didn't say it, but I was expecting those words haha
@CaraTheStrange2 жыл бұрын
“There’s no fun like colonial fun!” Simon Whistler 2022
@jjoonathan71782 жыл бұрын
He has an English accent, he knows what he's talking about.
@arthurballs96322 жыл бұрын
@@jjoonathan7178 What did the Romans ever do for us?
@TearDownGenesis2 жыл бұрын
Me: "Tell me you're British without saying you're British" Simon: “There’s no fun like colonial fun!”
@Wombat_Astronaut2 жыл бұрын
Never go full Britbong
@marcpeterson10922 жыл бұрын
Of course, on Mars, there are no natives to exploit. Probably.
@khandimahn96872 жыл бұрын
Just getting to Mars will be an endeavor in itself. The vessel will be spending months in open space, which means the crew will need to be shielded from solar and cosmic radiation. More shielding means more mass, which means a bigger vessel, which means even more mass, and so on. And that's just one of the many issues that need a solution if we want a crew to make the trip and return alive.
@thronewalker90792 жыл бұрын
Starship
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
multiple ships in formation shield each other
@angrymokyuu94752 жыл бұрын
@@thronewalker9079 Lacks any of the radiation shielding mentioned.
@nerfherder42842 жыл бұрын
After Musk kills his expendable one way crew we will all understand that the man feels nothing for anyone but himself.
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
@@nerfherder4284 earth visits be mandatory for all martian born -and they will always be the most intersting persons in the room
@somefunkychicken2 жыл бұрын
I love how I just randomly stumble upon more of your channels. I'll think I've found them all but then there's suddenly more like Hydra heads or Spirit Halloween stores.
@v02max752 жыл бұрын
Your opening line had me! One of my favourite songs from one of my favourite bands.
@cecearen51292 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@thomasdarnall8912 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely LOVED the MJK reference.
@midtskogen2 жыл бұрын
How about trying to change the CO2 concentration on Earth first from 0.04% to 0.03% as a test of our skills? Being about 1/10,000 the change needed on Mars, how hard can it be?
@nerfherder42842 жыл бұрын
👏🏻 always my point exactly. Musk hasn't had one completely successful endeavor at this point, besides selling company for billions.
@alexanderstone94632 жыл бұрын
@@nerfherder4284 And what would constitute a "completely successful endeavor" at this point? If you cannot see the extent to which SpaceX has transformed the launch industry for the better, than you're a fool. Admittedly that delusion seems like it's pretty common, but it's just that, a delusion. I guess you could say that Musk had nothing to do with SpaceX's success, but then again, quite a lot of folks in the Soviet Union insisted that Sergei Korolev was nothing more than just a glorified and irritating manager who took credit for other's achievements (and if that perspective seems stupid in retrospect it's because it is). Incidentally, I also regard that perspective as delusional for another reason, if throwing at money at space was all it took, than Blue Origin wouldn't be the joke that it currently is.
@alexanderstone94632 жыл бұрын
You are absolutely right, but you must consider that we would have far more leeway on Mars to screw things up.
@jannettb79302 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderstone9463 except we already know how to reduce CO2. We just need to figure out how to convince people that a 2000 year old zombie demigod isn't coming back to fix everything and we need to do it ourselves.
@securatyyy2 жыл бұрын
What if, hear me out.... we nuke Mars.
@kaotikwayz2 жыл бұрын
Hell ya for the Tool reference
@blitzzer242 жыл бұрын
This channel captures the mood and feel of the old Business Blaze style. I like it. Please let this channel grow as it is peak Simon!
@jesselun95352 жыл бұрын
The other memelogists should take note and borrow some ideas.
@LittleBallOfPurr2 жыл бұрын
It's a great, totally not fuelled by cocaine energy
@blitzzer242 жыл бұрын
@@LittleBallOfPurr *Allegedly*
@personzorz2 жыл бұрын
He is, after all, our boy with the blaze
@rubykaur33392 жыл бұрын
New Simon Whistler channel, automatic subscribe even before starting the video!
@ZandorrL Жыл бұрын
You had me at "Some say comets will fall from the sky"!
@Sniperboy55512 жыл бұрын
Brilliant intro, Tool is awesome! Wicked cool video, I’ve been thoroughly enjoying the editing and different feeling of this channel!
@rkirke12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, after he said "Some say a comet will will fall from the sky", I was like "Hang on, is this....". YEP! 🤣
@dudepool75302 жыл бұрын
"Wicked" You're a fellow Masshole, huh? Lol.
@margaretwhite9612 жыл бұрын
Love seeing Simon like this. Hopefully he is scheduling these recordings after Casual Criminalist to "cleanse" all that heaviness.
@himmelblau21262 жыл бұрын
He had to use a whole day for the gacey story. I guess I'd need at least 5 of those videos here to recuperate from that Trainwreck off a person to talk about
@niemanickurwa2 жыл бұрын
I think he comes across like a bit of a wanker on this channel personally. I don't know why I love his other channels.
@mooswaldo2 жыл бұрын
whahahahahahahhah
@feraldelight2 жыл бұрын
The energy, humour, and subject matter of this video is superb!!! Love it!
@davepowell42162 жыл бұрын
The idea that it's more preferable to terraform Mars than it is to save a planet that we literally evolved to live on is some next level dumb.
@Brejamlyn2 жыл бұрын
Dude u r so much funnier right now. You've changed things up and it's working real well.
@11spiritwolf112 жыл бұрын
Tool reference, 10/10
@ToMoOhKa2 жыл бұрын
I love the edits where Simon floats in space, throwing facts at us.
@--enyo--2 жыл бұрын
That’s a new mobile game idea right there.
@MelindaGreen2 жыл бұрын
That should generate a reaction causing him to run from those very facts
@bananawitchcraft2 жыл бұрын
Maybe he'll run into the Adstronaut
@waynedieckmann98402 жыл бұрын
I'm immune to your facts and logic. Can't you see I have a blue checkmark. Lol
@Driveby-Viktum2 жыл бұрын
.........ANOTHER channel , Simon?!?!? I'm already several hours behind on viewing the others right now. I'm going to have to quit my job if you keep this up. =)
@brookestephen2 жыл бұрын
still not enough gravity to hold an earth-like atmosphere on mars. Seems like not possible.
@theflyingcrud2 жыл бұрын
Of course there is another channel I've never seen from Simon and his team. You guys have an absurd work ethic, no idea how this many videos are even possible.
@Odayian4202 жыл бұрын
Omfg Simon quoting Maynard I can die happy. The world can go ahead and end.
@richardcheeseman63302 жыл бұрын
Elon: I will buy twatter......Simon Whistler...I will just have all the channels on KZbin and gain ownership by volume of content. Good on ya mate....Keep it up.
@maxdanielj2 жыл бұрын
Simon is who musk dreams of being like 😏
@sarahpope86582 жыл бұрын
Simon, just when I thought I couldn't like you and your channels more, you go and quote my favorite musical artist of all time! Huge Tool fan!
@MyDreamLife Жыл бұрын
We should call the Avengers... They are good at this stuff.
@12_AX_72 жыл бұрын
To hear Simon quote Tool. Never thought I'd see such a combo of awesomeness.
@abolfazlashrafizadeh2 жыл бұрын
Simon is putting up channels faster than I can discover them
@sandybarnes8872 жыл бұрын
He only has 14 😆 They're easy to find in the list
@mooswaldo2 жыл бұрын
tru...
@abubarrie882 жыл бұрын
Just when I thought I was subscribed to all of his channels already he comes out with another one lol
@tturi22 жыл бұрын
We just need O'neal cylinders, basically giant metal straws full of over growth
@constantinethecataphract59492 жыл бұрын
More like giant space coke cans
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
When disassembling a planet to build space stations is more practical than trying to live on it, that should tell us what a bad idea it is...
@vubhuhjkbhubohjb2 жыл бұрын
Bombard Mars with comet's is the only solution that might work but you are never restarting the core
@neitan68912 жыл бұрын
Even if you don’t even touch down on Mars, the amount of time spent in 0G to get there and back would wreak havoc on the astronauts’ bodies
@Antares22 жыл бұрын
Very true. And we still don't have life support systems that can go, without replacing, for an entire round trip to Mars. People fantasizing about Mars need a reality check every now and then. Space exploration is interesting, but it's not going to be like a sci-fi movie.
@demcomp2 жыл бұрын
Man.. what a way to start the video.. ♥️ Tool fan since the early 90s. Wish I could like this video more than once !
@amb1632 жыл бұрын
The best hard-scifi series I've read on terraforming Mars is the "Red Mars" series by Kim Stanley Robinson. It's a couple decades old, but the science is spot on for the time, and largely still accurate. He knew what he was talking about. I recommend it highly if you're into that sort of thing.
@adamlytle26152 жыл бұрын
Yep, it's pretty great. I'm generally pretty skeptical about humans living on Mars, let alone terraforming the damn thing, but the end state of Mars in those books seems like a somewhat reasonable compromise. Still, I can't help but think that any place with 1/3 gravity is kind of a non-starter.
@lostbutfreesoul2 жыл бұрын
@@adamlytle2615 it will make great for manufacturing, a world we don't have to care about polluting that is cheaper to escape.... I don't know why people want to terraform it into a new Earth, we should use it to off-site Earth-destroying industry! One doesn't have to terraform for that, just perfect dome city life so it can sustain the engineers who fix the robots.
@QBCPerdition2 жыл бұрын
I made a similar comment, this series is not one I recommend to many people unless they like hard sci-fi, but it is one I've read twice and still think about fairly frequently.
@kukipett2 жыл бұрын
I have read that serie, it was great as "science fiction", but unfortunately there is an annoying word in this : "fiction". What is discribed in those books is maybe as much as wonderfull as a crime against science. There are so many wonderfull ideas and it's very well discribed in a way you start to think it's believavble but here is the crime, by doing this so well many people without a strong science background would start to think it's doable and forget that this is just fiction. When i read comments here on youtube on such subjects, it's making me sad to see so many people completely involved into this and oblivious that some self proclaimed expert are spreading fake science like snake oil scammers. It's so much fun to forge fake science, i did it myself when i was at the university studying physics, i made a very nicely put theory about the science of flying saucers and i just put it in the official university library as an approved paper, i know i should not have done that!!
@MyKharli2 жыл бұрын
Its a scifi book full of impossible events , good read though .
@paulceglinski30872 жыл бұрын
Simon, you are absolutely brilliant, really appreciate your cheeky style. Keep 'em flying.
@ddaniels2 жыл бұрын
Best intro ever to bring the tool army in!
@ginayoung1302 жыл бұрын
My heart grew 3 sizes with the opening line of this video. I'm off to begin a brand new descent into existential dread.
@vapandrei2 жыл бұрын
Ok, this type of narration combined with some astrophysics and a few of Simon's personal remarks is a killer!
@glennrugar5542 жыл бұрын
Dude Tool rocks and so do you Simon. Thanks for that
@guycore5478 Жыл бұрын
Simon died thirteen years ago, but not before he loaded his image and personality into an AI construct. Simon is now the KZbin version of Skynet. That's why he runs every channel. All content creators are actually Simon with different skins and voices.
@gh84472 жыл бұрын
Right out of the gate... fantastic lyrics! 👍😄
@Ihasanart2 жыл бұрын
That was a serious blaze intro. Edit: 10 mins in and this is just one epic Blaze.
@icegiant10002 жыл бұрын
This just in, I have decided to spend $5 trillion dollars on a new city at the bottom of the Marians Trench! 100sq foot apartments start at $200,000 a month, you cannot go outside (hint, squish!), and sunlight, wind, and fluffy animals are all explicitly prohibited. On good days, you may be able to see your neighbor through a 3-foot thick window, the size of a coffee cup. Any takers?
@codymoe49862 жыл бұрын
Is there cable TV?
@violetventur8242 жыл бұрын
My worlds just collided. Simon quoted Maynard. I maaayyy have jumped off the couch. I love this channel. I didn't think you could outdo Casual Criminalist. But scifi science? Tool? Hooray to the author of this episode!
@ThatWriterKevin2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! All too often I write things that make me think there's no way Simon would leave it in the final video, but I'm glad to see it ddn't get cut
@pamelamays41862 жыл бұрын
Simon's hiring so many new writers, he's going to need a Mars Blazement in which to "host" them.
@--enyo--2 жыл бұрын
That’s why he’s trying to convince us it’s impossible. We’re onto you and your Mars basement dungeon, Whistle boy.
@FelonyBellend2 жыл бұрын
Simon Whistler; 10% Glasses, 60%egg, 30% beard, 0% Chin
@divanbuys14842 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaaay another channel from Simon! Subscribed!
@FirestormX92 жыл бұрын
Simon, I think it's about time. Millions of people want to know how you do this? Your own journey and the journey of your channels deserves its own Megaprojects video! Please!
@stevenbecker55712 жыл бұрын
Actually that would make a really interesting video. Casual viewers (such as myself) only have a vague idea as to what's involved with running successful KZbin channel(s). I'm sure organizations like Simon's employ writers, producers, video editors, researchers, camera operators, IT personnel, marketers, office managers, and others I'm not even thinking of. It would be interesting to see what's involved with producing a video, start to finish, along with other aspects of running their business.
@FirestormX92 жыл бұрын
@@stevenbecker5571 Absolutely, those are always very insightful videos but it depends a lot on who the channel owner is. Simon is awesome, and yes he does have a team. Writing, Editing and Research. One unit of each for each of the channels. I wonder when Simon would make such a video though. However, if you're really keen, you may find it fruitful to check out 'Linus Tech Tips'. I'm not suggesting it for the tech part, just the video making and team, material etc management part. LTT is like an entire organization now. They're very genuine, upfront and take accountability eagerly. There is good content there about how they make their videos and their entire operation around it. You can also check out MKBHD, they too have i think 1 or 2 videos on that. The host of MKBHD has a dedicated tutorial on video making for KZbin on another platform actually.
@THE-X-Force2 жыл бұрын
He is FAR to greedy to share. Smash that dislike button.
@hellequin.3032 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate simons attempts to make people see sense 😂
@ianjames14372 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this makes people understand how shockingly amazing our planet is hopefully one day (can't see it being any time soon) we will learn to live together and protect it
@joshjones60722 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Sort of like you have to leave your hometown to appreciate it.
@dingusdingus2152 Жыл бұрын
...says Candide, helplessly stuck here on this best of all possible worlds
@TheLittlestViking2 жыл бұрын
For a really good look at potential approaches to terraforming (or areoforming, as the case may be) Mars, check out Kim Stanley Robinson's "Red Mars," "Green Mars," and "Blue Mars," AKA the Mars Trilogy. Awesome books, based in hard science.
@justinandrus67312 жыл бұрын
This is the best absolutely perfect channel for me love all of your stuff with science fiction has a special place in my heart thank you for the video I enjoyed it immensely please keep them coming
@KawaiiKasai2 жыл бұрын
Simon: "I want that watch time!" Also Simon: Opens video with a Tool reference, as if we wouldn't immediately go listen to that song 😅
@derbigpr5002 жыл бұрын
It blows my mind how often (always pretty much) a big issue about Mars when talking about terraforming or colonizing it is completely ignored and not mentioned and at all...and that's GRAVITY, which is only about 0.35 of Earths gravity, and we can't change that, ever, no amount of terraforming will do it. That's a huge difference compared to Earth and would lead to massive changes in our way of life, massive changes to our bodies over time, and many things which are possible here would be very difficult there.
@RestrictedHades2 жыл бұрын
Isaac arthur would put a small black hole inside of mars to increase the gravity
@ThatWriterKevin2 жыл бұрын
Curious whether or not you watched the video because the lower gravity as an issue is absolutely mentioned.
@pwhite25792 жыл бұрын
We would all be able to dunk!
@stankfaust8142 жыл бұрын
I put a comment on this subject. the lower gravity is not simply an issue for our bodies that are used to an acceleration of 9.8 m/s2, but rather the primary concern is that the gravity of mars is far too low to hang onto atmospheric gasses Matter stratifies by density in a gravity well. Dense matter like iron and nickle fall to the deepest part of the well (the planet's core) while lighter elements are startified up through and to the light elemental gasses that would make up an atmosphere. Mars is not a candidate for an atmosphere simply due to its mass. Venus doesnt have a magnetosphere to speak of and yet it still has an atmosphere. This is because it is a more massive body creating a deeper gravity well than mars which allows it to hang onto more atmospheric gasses We'd be better off figuring out how to get venus to rotate and then fixing the atmosphere thats already present than to waste our time on mars
@RestrictedHades2 жыл бұрын
@@stankfaust814 it would still take millions of years for the new atmosphere on mars to be stripped away
@BruceBoyde2 жыл бұрын
I love these videos, but is there any chance the "transition" sound could be made quieter or sound less like my earbuds are experiencing a massive hardware failure? Right fucking startled me the first time
@GordonGordon2 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. Simon Whistler being bombastically sarcastic. Way to let loose
@830jps Жыл бұрын
Gee thanks Simon for crushing our dreams of being multi planetary. Great video, I like this new channel.
@rachelwitherspoon43942 жыл бұрын
Thanks Kevin for the script, Simon for the hilarious commentary and Aspen for the edit. Dont forget Musk promised us an android and gave us a guy in a lycra fetish suit. Can we cover the Ringworld series sometime? Or the Green Mars series by Kim Stanley Robinson would have been good for this episodes topic. Deals with Mars terraforming fairly realistically.
@WarblesOnALot2 жыл бұрын
G'day, Actually, nope. Ringworld was written by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, the two Fantasists who convinced Ronnie RayGunZAP(!) to throw Taxpayers' money at attempting to build the ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS "Strategic Defence Initiative" which bankrupted the USSR, thus DIRECTLY leading to Vladimir Vladimirovitch Putin's Prissyduncie of Russia. Ringworld Engineers was written to correct ALL the Scientific Errors in the original - after FREEMAN DYSON wrote to inform them of their Bullshit Content. Kim Stanley Robinson has NEVER yet written ANY actual Science Fiction regarding Mars. His entire Red/Blue/Green Mars Trilogy was a pure Fantasy-Fiction and Space Cowboy Operetta triptych. As an example, in Red Mars, about 1/5th of the way in, two leading characters are on a Planetary circumnavigation flight, in an "Ultralight" Airship featuring an "Arrowhead-shaped Lifting Body" so it cannot contain sufficient Hydrogen to achieve Negative Buoyancy (because it is flat, not cylindrical)...; so to hover or rise vertically it relies on Thrust/Lift from directionally-adjustable Electric Airscrews to haul it into the Sky, or propel it fast enough to generate sufficient Lift to maintain altitude. Solar Panels covering the top surfaces are relied on to generate twice as much Current as the Motors require - storing half in Onboard Batteries..., to enable flight throughout the full night. OK, so far so stupid..., but hypothetically the Laws of Thermodynamics are yet intact. However..., then a Dust Storm blanks the Panels, a Wind Storm is approaching, the Hero and Heroine need to get back to Basecamp before the Wind shreds their Airship-fantasy... So to recharge the Batteries they mount Wind Turbines spinning DC Generators all over the outside of the Airshit..., using the Windmill filled Batteries to run the Airscrew's Motors, to generate the Airspeed with which to drive the Windmills to charge the Batteries which feed the Motors. So, your "Realistic" KS Robinson is literally relying on PERPETUAL MOTION & FREE-ENERGY to propel his Bullshit Fantasy, before getting 200 pages in. Betz' Law of Wind states that NO Wind Turbine is capable of extracting any more than 0.593 of the Energy in the Air Column going through it's Disc, and converting that Wind into Torque. Very few Generators turn more than 95% of the Torque they use, into Current..., very few Motors turn more than 95% of the Current they are fed into Torque...; and a propulsive Airscrew is a Wind Turbine designed to run backwards, built inside out and running upside-down..., in that Propellers impart Energy into the Airflow whereas Wind Turbines extract Energy from the Wind. And Betz's Law of Wind is an EQUATION. It works BOTH Ways. So if you take 1,000 Watt/Hours from the Battery and put it into the Motor then 950 W/Hr of Torque emerges to turn the Airscrew, producing 563.3 W/Hr of Thrust...; and if one pretends that Induced and Parasite Drag somehow do not enter the equation..., then the Wind Turbine Rotor extracts 344 W/Hr of Torque from the Slipstream passing by the Airship..., which the Generator converts to 317.36 Watt/Hours which goes back into the Flatteriez. And Kim Stanley Robinson is SO unscientific that he thought such Horseshit, fit, for inclusion in an allegedly "Scientifically realistic but Fictionalised Examination of Human Colon-isation of Mars." And, you swallowed THAT...(?) ! Perpetual Motion peddlers are ALL pathetic Bullshit Artists who deserve being pilloried and disparaged, at EVERY possible opportunity. So. Go forth, and talk Bullshit no more. Such is life, Have a good one. ;-p Ciao !
@NotSomeone682 жыл бұрын
Something that always seems to get missed about terraforming Mars as a place to live if we ruin Earth is: if we have the ability to terraform Mars, we would be able to much easier just repair the Earth.
@rachelwitherspoon43942 жыл бұрын
@@WarblesOnALot @WarblesOnALot Damn dude, you got some seriouse hate for a decent writer. Did he kill your dog or piss in your Cheerios or something? As far as the lengthy rant you went on, yay for your opinion I guess? For those of us poor mortals who read sci fi without a PhD in physics, astrophysics and the myriad of degrees needed to terraform another planet (and you seem to have left out YOUR accreditations in those fields), it read as much more practical than many, many similar story lines written over the decades, of which Ive read a lot of. And definitely no more impractical than most. Also, Ringworld is great, sorry you have no taste. The whole point to this channel is to POINT OUT THE FALLACIES in Sci Fi and discuss what may be right or wrong with the science. I mean really, who shit in your shoe this morning or do you just wake up and choose douche canoe as default mode?And warblesalot is a good moniker for you, you seem to spout a lot of crap.
@Kwitzats2 жыл бұрын
It is not missed it is far easier to live in the artic than mars.....you'd have to really really really fuck up earth to male earth harder to live on than an even partially terraformed mars.
@waynehewett40172 жыл бұрын
That's not the only thing old muskie promised? Auto taxi's by 2020 Tesla semi Tesla sports car tesla Ute Muskie " forgot " to refund all thoses people's deposits as well Old muskie is nothing but a con man and scam artist , the leader of a cult
@0ppor2nity2 жыл бұрын
Another problem with Mars's gravity is that it's just too weak to hold on to O2 in its atmosphere. It would just leak out into space, and so would the co2 and o3
@southcoastinventors65832 жыл бұрын
Yeah that is a major problem that Simon missed although Titan is smaller than Earth and has dense atmosphere for its size. I don't why he brought the muscle atrophy they can easily be solved with drugs, considered how long a terraforming project would take all medical issues would be solved long before the project would start.
@jefffoy5302 жыл бұрын
Definitely appreciate the new channel and content Simon and crew!!
@carlgrau59102 жыл бұрын
A tool reference and a few good jokes God I love your channels Simon.
@distomos81182 жыл бұрын
Okay, it’s impossible? Let’s do it!
@BLACKSYNTH2 жыл бұрын
I watched Total Reacall last night, it took around 2.5 mins.
@Dark_CovidianaDance2 жыл бұрын
It's really the end of ...xd;
@Inflammate2 жыл бұрын
How about a theory where Simon is spreading thro youtube like an neverending universe? Or! He is cloning himself and only the original one has hair 😜
@malirabbit62282 жыл бұрын
He already has the most beautiful, wonderful and elegant facial hair !
@brookestephen2 жыл бұрын
If there's a rotating space station in orbit around Mars, that can maintain 1g, perhaps it's not completely awful to visit the surface of Mars.
@patrickjordan22332 жыл бұрын
Still a lack of magnetosphere..? All the ideas for orbital space stations rely heavily on Terra Firma magnetic shielding... Organisms will need shielding to prevent random solar storms from turning the thing into a misery laden death casket. The bigger, the more shielding... liquid H²O actually is relatively mass effective, but hot/cold cycling and "surrounding" containment (while maintaining liquidity...) is... "challenging"...? 👍👍
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
If you're going to build something like that, why put it around Mars rather than Earth? The only thing you accomplish putting it there is making your interest connection terrible.
@brookestephen2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicworlds1 why not both?! why not around EVERY planet and moon??
@dynamicworlds12 жыл бұрын
@@brookestephen because, again, communication lag. Do you really want ping measured in minutes rather than milliseconds?
@brookestephen2 жыл бұрын
@@dynamicworlds1 it's gonna happen.
@jasonjarnet81412 жыл бұрын
"isnt it beautiful? Humans just ruining everything" is my quote of the day
@carllelendt545210 ай бұрын
I love it when people say "It can't be done!".. Love it. Love it. OMG.. Where's those physics books.. Oh wait, we're not doing paper anymore.. Hmm..
@constantinethecataphract59492 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't o'Neill cylinders and megastructures make more sense as future homes for humans considering it would be more cost effective and it would use less resources and take way way less time to build one that essentially remaking the earth again
@adamlytle26152 жыл бұрын
As Isaac Arthur put it, terraforming Mars vs mining resources from asteroids, Mercury, the moon, etc and building space habitats is akin to hollowing out a tree to make a house vs. Cutting down a tree to make lumber to build a house.
@QBCPerdition2 жыл бұрын
Theoretically, these types of space-borne megastructures are easier than terraforming Mars, but by no means easy. However, we can jerry-rig shelters on Mars and live there now for far cheaper than even the cost of the ISS which isn't exactly roomy. So if the goal is somewhere to live, the Moon and Mars are better bets, since even low gravity is easier to work in than no gravity, and we can live there during the course of the project. Also, emergencies on Mars are life-threatening, but would be slightly easier to recover from or stop in their tracks, while an emergency in a space craft goes deadly much quicker. All in all, space projects are easier and faster in the long run than terraforming Mars, but habitability happens faster and easier on Mars than in space
@KateeAngel2 жыл бұрын
No, Earth makes sense as a home for future people, just like current people. Population is going to stabilise in a century or so. There is enough area on Earth
@QBCPerdition2 жыл бұрын
@@KateeAngel But there are a lot of things that can make Earth uninhabitable; a gamma ray burst, an asteroid, humans doing something stupid, a bad pandemic, etc. There is the old saying about having all of your eggs in one basket. Besides, eventually, humans will have to leave Earth if they intend to keep going as a species. The Earth will not last forever.
@jebes9090902 жыл бұрын
If they were april o'neal cylinders, they'd be filled with ninja turtles
@EarlMiller2 жыл бұрын
Humorous cork gunning holes in the terraforming concept aside, I personally never had my eye on doing that. Colonizing it and making it habitable is not out of the question though. We do need to expand our footprint on a different bodies in our solar system because regardless of your opinion on it, the fact that keeping all of our eggs on one basket is not going to be a good idea at some point in the future. Turning any of our neighbors into Earth 2 is perhaps way out of our technological means, but setting up bases and using them for resources and fall back is sound thinking.
@danielduncan68062 жыл бұрын
Sound thinking? Maybe in a few thousand years. You know, when we can actually make use of it. You will be long dead and gone, as I will I, and everyone else currently alive, even the newborns born just today, before we get to a point where we can do any of that. For now, the moon is our best bet. The moon is no less hospitable of a place than Mars is. So aim for the moon. At least in the moon's case, if something goes wrong we can actually make an attempt at evacuation. Mars? Something goes wrong on Mars, or on the way to Mars, you are just fucked. If we could just get you dreamers to stop dreaming and focus on what you can actually do in the now, we would be alright.
@IdgaradLyracant2 жыл бұрын
Harder still, you'd need a moon of sufficient size to keep the core going. Part of the theory is gravitational tides help keep a planetary core spinning. Don't worry about nukes, or any of that crap, you just have to put together a moon, toss it into a stable orbit around Mars and get rid of the other two moons to make sure you have a consistent tug going. We are not about tossing about random moons to jumpstart planets.
@Memememe-is1yn2 жыл бұрын
This. Just make a Death Star.
@EverHappyDude2 жыл бұрын
Maybe we could start by Terra forming pur own planet back to "normal" before thinking we can do it on Mars...😂🤣
@Memememe-is1yn2 жыл бұрын
@@EverHappyDude People are already trying to do that. They just aren't sharing the "how" with the rest of us because they know they will lose their chance if they do, and possibly their lives as well.
@nathanfausti92132 жыл бұрын
I forget where on YT I got this, Answers with Joe, maybe, but apparently a several km square solar “windblock” placed in the Lagrange Point between Mars and the Sun would shield Mars enough to make an internal magnetosphere unnecessary. You could then concentrate on more ‘standard’ terraforming methods. While both a giant solar shield and terraforming an atmosphere deficient planet are beyond massive undertakings, if the shield theory works, I think it’s the only feasible method to colonize Mars within 100 yrs. If it doesn’t work...why the heck aren’t we looking closer at Venus?
@CyberiusT2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanfausti9213 "why the heck aren’t we looking closer at Venus?" Because most people associate Venus with 900C temperatures, Challenger Deep pressures, and boiling acid rain, and not with a cut-rate Bespin hanging from a fleet of balloons.
@badgerx192 жыл бұрын
This is a great, informative and well balanced video. Also never stop making more channels Simon 😂
@XNY_Music Жыл бұрын
All this talk of colonising means it could be empire time again.
@amandajones6612 жыл бұрын
Y'all know I love everything Simon puts out. I would totally listen to him read a telephone book. ... So, can I ask a favor? Please remember that some of us listen to the videos while wearing earphones. The "glass breaking" sound between segments is horrible to listen to through earphones. --- Would it be horrible of me to ask not to use that sound anymore?
@lukevalsek50202 жыл бұрын
I would listen to him read the entire owners manual of a Toyota
@justineck56642 жыл бұрын
I've watched a bunch of terraforming videos but this is the first one that brought up the problem of the magnetosphere. I always comment something like "your whole plan ignored the fact that Mars has no magnetosphere, go back to the drawing board." I was really happy to see that you included that problem here. I've also postulated the simplest way to restart Mars' core would be to dig out a crater and direct a big, iron heavy asteroid into it. That would create enough heat to at least get started and would also increase the gravity on Mars.
@rubaiyat3002 жыл бұрын
just move Venus to where Mars is and make Mars the moon and use it to help speed up Venus' slow rotation. Done and done.
@asusmctablet91802 жыл бұрын
Wait til you find out about all! the toxic perchlorates in the soil.
@evanhalsey97422 жыл бұрын
Magnetosphere is definitely my #1 missed topic when it comes to the mars colonization conversation. Nice to see a few other people haven't missed it. Add to that, "Martian soil" is actually a powdered dust ground over a billion years to be so fine that it could slip into the blood stream through your pores. And it is probably more or less impossible to filter out with current air filtration technology. Another issue frequently overlooked in mars terraforming propaganda. I say Mars is a good proving ground, somewhere we can go to form a temporary colony, learn the ins and outs of exocolonization, then we get the ____ out of there and move on to much better targets further out in the solar system.
@cedriceric97302 жыл бұрын
the magnetosphere is the easy part
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
where solar wind follows magnetic flux lines planets occur
@odysseus96722 жыл бұрын
Um, you missed another important element life depends on and that is, as far as I can tell, nowhere on mars: nitrogen. Most of our atmosphere is nitrogen, and nitrogen is a key component of DNA and protein.
@odysseus96722 жыл бұрын
@Cancer McAids I don't know. Which has a smaller delta-v and easier logistics - taking some from Venus's atmosphere, versus bringing it in from the Kuiper belt?
@MrConnorHorton2 жыл бұрын
Simons defo had a cheeky sniff live’ner before this one.
@JJ-si4qh2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for referencing Tool
@STSWB5SG1FAN2 жыл бұрын
Don't try to do the whole planet at once, just concentrate on building a dome over a small area. It's simply impossible and impractical to try and do terraforming at our current level of technology. We should just build domed over cities, or build underground.
@maythesciencebewithyou2 жыл бұрын
for what purpose. it would be a waste.
@tobiasvaldez48162 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Aspen Cho for the great editing! Loved seeing Simon move around the screen on different bodies 🤣
@Forsworcen2 жыл бұрын
Lucky for Co2 production most manufacturing processes would put massive amounts out as a byproduct. Probably not enough to do much for mars but…
@o0alessandro0o2 жыл бұрын
There is no oil on Mars. There is no coal on Mars. There is no free oxygen on Mars. There will be no manufacturing processes, on Mars, that will generate CO2.
@Forsworcen2 жыл бұрын
@@o0alessandro0o there are quite a few metallurgical processes that create Co2. Co2 is not only made by burning fossil fuels. It’s just the easiest way to do it. As a side note of course oil doesn’t exist on Mars. That’s a strange thing to say.
@o0alessandro0o2 жыл бұрын
@@Forsworcen So there are, but I'm fairly sure that most if not all of those processes require some form of pure(ish) carbon, such as coke (eg, steel) or graphite (eg, aluminium), and produce CO2 by reducing the metal oxides in the ore. The alternative is processing ores that come in the form of carbonates, which aren't nearly as common as oxydes and hydroxydes.
@Forsworcen2 жыл бұрын
@@o0alessandro0o I was actually thinking of aluminium specifically when I made the initial comment interestingly enough since it’s ridiculously common in other materials and the process to remove it does exactly what we want to do on mars
@o0alessandro0o2 жыл бұрын
@@Forsworcen I have no idea where you expect the carbon to come from, though. Bauxite, the primary source of Al on Earth, contains no carbon, just oxides and hydroxides of varous metals. We throw stupid amounts of electricity and graphite at it, and get CO2 and metallic Al out of the deal... But that carbon in the CO2 comes from the graphite electrodes. In fact, there is a very good chance that, if and when we start producing Al on Mars, we'll want to recapture that CO2 and convert it back to graphite, because we cant' just go out and dig up some more of it.
@JenFoxworth2 жыл бұрын
But..... Total Recall, don't destroy my dreams... crushed by less gravity and hundreds of nukes in mars core
@K1ddkanuck Жыл бұрын
You literally forced me to pause this video and listen to Aenema. Well played. Mamma's coming 'round to put it back the way it ought to be...
@angelcastro31292 жыл бұрын
Great video... Imagine how much more beautiful our planet could be if Musk and his band of thieves spent as much money and imagination in fixing the mess caused here, a planet that can still host life instead of trying to find a way to revive a long dead planet.
@asusmctablet91802 жыл бұрын
Well, Musk did popularize electric cars, which the major car manufacturers had no interest in developing til he put a gun to their heads.
@angrymokyuu94752 жыл бұрын
@@asusmctablet9180 The two factors that brought on the modern BEV era - the use of lithium ion batteries and actually desirable car bodies - were a decision made well before Musk joined the company. Without the founders he forced out for the sake of his ego, BEVs would still be a niche product nobody wanted.
@nerfherder42842 жыл бұрын
@@asusmctablet9180 Musk's rollout of his Tesla chargers all ran on diesel generators, the guy is a charlatan. Boring company: fail, self driving cars: nope, starlink: ruining astrophotography, computer chips in the brain: crazy, Tesla received massive amounts of tax payer subsidies. The population went from 6+ billion to 9 billion in my lifetime and Elon muses about a population collapse and now has 10 kids. Deplorable.
@mickeyg72192 жыл бұрын
@@asusmctablet9180 That doesn't actually benefit everyone in the end, there seems to be a consensus among various climate and environmental experts that electric cars won't drastically reduce our carbon emission in the end, not without other policies to patch every holes. But some countries are doing better than the other, and they don't require people to spend thousands on buying new cars - they invested heavily in practical, but clean public transportation, and build a lot of nuclear power plants, solar panels, and wind turbines. Solution that are hi-tech, but impractical isn't worth much - but I'm not surprised because people would spend money to buy hi-tech stuff for the sake of it being hi-tech, something like Juicero if you remember.
@serinadelmar60122 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was going to say, it’s ridiculous especially in a climate disaster.
@davidpe762 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention that even if you could overcome all the hurdles and terraform mars, growing food might be a real big problem. Martian soil is toxic, due to relatively high concentrations of perchlorate compounds containing chlorine. 😀
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
rain is clean (once it rains fish can survive mars nature)
@Lauren_C2 жыл бұрын
The distance from the Sun will also reduce the rate of growth.
@alexanderstone94632 жыл бұрын
Certain microbes are able to reduce perchlorates, so this isn't as much of an issue as you think.
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderstone9463 (boiled off water is pure h2o)
@BillClinton2282 жыл бұрын
Whats with this obsession of rich people with other planets. How about fixing all the problems here on earth, Elon can throw a couple of billion at resolving the homelessness epidemic in North America but no, instead let's blow up spaceships
@garethbaus54712 жыл бұрын
Terraforming a planet like mars is litterally harder than strip mining it and using the materials to make a similar liveable area worth of space habitats. Artificial space habitats (think O'Neil cylinders) could also more closely replicate earths conditions including temperature, gravity, atmospheric pressure, and atmospheric composition. Terraforming Mars could potentially give us billions of people, but strip mining it could give us trillions of people.
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
to surrect planets is how to live in a universe - melt large amounts of ice with reflectors, water absorbs dust and radiation as heat, boil off be greenhouse insulation and atmospheric pressure (once it rains fish can survive mars nature)
@scottcarter66232 жыл бұрын
The reality is that space Habitats is 100% how we will eventually move into space. There is no reason once outside of a gravity well that we will enter another one. In the short term (next 100 years) we will have some sort of moon base, but I don't expect anyone alive right now will see any permeant residents on Mars.
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
@@scottcarter6623 why bring billions of tons to space when the planet is already there ?
@SuperJohnny3332 жыл бұрын
@@replica1052 But with a lack of intrinsic magnetosphere most of the gas from melting ice (CO2 mostly) experiences ion escape and you just have the same old Mars but with less ice. Also increasing the temperature, in this case through reflectors to melt the "water" ice, wouldn't work as Mars' atmospheric pressure isn't high enough on average to have H2O in a liquid phase.
@replica10522 жыл бұрын
@@SuperJohnny333 mars recieves more mass from solar wind than it looses - boil off be atmospheric pressure
@andreab53562 жыл бұрын
The editing for this is so.lively lol. Another great sw channel, love it
@TomBot222 жыл бұрын
Hilarious! I was, literally, laughing out loud. Glad I found your new channel
@DaveCM2 жыл бұрын
Musk just keeps coming up with stupid ideas with absolutely no plan an he pitches them as if he has an actual plan. People throw lots of money at him no matter how stupid the idea is. The stupid ideas even keep interest in his valid endeavors like Tesla and keep the stocks way over inflated. He is a master hype man. There is a cult of personality surrounding him and his cult is definitely in love with him and think everything he spews out is genius.
@waynehewett40172 жыл бұрын
Muskrat is a entertainer trying to flog off his trinkets and snake oil to who is dump enough to believe his bullshit Muskrat has broken so many promises over the years and delivered nothing we've lost count I'm sure all the people waiting for all thier deposits back haven't forgotten? I've heard there a few class action law suites from depositors againt Muskrat and tesla for failing to deliver, breaking agreements and contracts And we want to trust this con man scam artist with Mars? I wouldn't even trust him to pick up rubbish on the side of the road
@waynehewett40172 жыл бұрын
@Shimmy Shai I certainly agree The image that the muskrat projects is certainly not the real scum bag He really is
@isaaclai16362 жыл бұрын
@Shimmy Shai SpaceX has achieved many breakthroughs in space-related technologies, it just needs to be nationalized so that Elon doesn't arrive on Mars to create a corporate superstate with indentured slaves.
@o155232 жыл бұрын
Great. Now do one on underground/covered and sealed habitats since nobody is legitimately considering terraforming Mars in the next 1,000 years.
@SaulG882 жыл бұрын
"He intended to buy Twitter, & how did that go...* Pretty well, actually 😎
@slypenguin14682 жыл бұрын
I was gunna say the same thing lol
@jkmil4981 Жыл бұрын
I'm a fan of Mr Whistler in general, but I'm really liking this channel.
@End420Prohibition2 жыл бұрын
It really grinds my gears how many videos (including this one) cite the lack of atmosphere on mars is simply due to a lack of a magnetosphere . Venus lacks a magnetosphere and has a super thick atmosphere. Clearly magnetosphere and atmosphere aren’t as closely correlated as implied, and a better explanation is needed.
@larky3682 жыл бұрын
Too many Musk fanboys get all their scientific knowledge from comic books. You know - like how a lethal dose of gamma radiation turns you green and gives you big muscles.
@timfrye35862 жыл бұрын
Maybe Elon should spend his money on actual research projects and start building space telescopes and probes. Mars is a ridiculous project ant total ego project
@Ti-sq8jm2 жыл бұрын
I’m 60 seconds in and I have watched this first sequence about four times and I can confirm that Simon thinks colonialism and fisting are the same thing.
@Pisti8462 жыл бұрын
He denigrates British and American history and accomplishments all the time.
@aq54262 жыл бұрын
@@Pisti846 you mean "accomplishments" that were made with the bodies, blood, and suffering of colonized peoples?
@elderpastitsios15692 жыл бұрын
Crashing comets and asteroids into mars, would simultaneously bring heat, water, and atmosphere.
@Antares22 жыл бұрын
Even if you could direct massive objects like that, it would take millions of years for the surface to re-solidify. But changing the course of enough objects to create a new "heavy bombardment" era on Mars would be practically impossible anyway. We're talking about moving actual mountains after all. Thousands or millions of them, from all over the solar system. Mars is dead. And unless a miracle occurs, it will stay that way. The only "solution" to making humanity multi-planetary is if we could find an already finished Earth-twin around another star AND figure out a way to get people there. But that most likely won't happen on this side of year 10,000. But then other moral issues would arise, if the Earth twin happened to have indigenous life. Do we have the right to take over another world that has life on it? Any problems on Earth must be solved on Earth. We can't outrun this. Climate change, pandemics, wars or asteroid impacts must all be solved by us, here.
@elderpastitsios15692 жыл бұрын
@@Antares2 Chaos theory reveals that it takes little effort to redirect meteorites, and comets pass close to mars all the time.
@Antares22 жыл бұрын
@@elderpastitsios1569 There are some stray rocks and lumps of ice whizzing through the inner solar system, yes... but not nearly the numbers and sizes needed to replicate the heavy bombardment of the early solar system. And that is what you need to "restart" the dead core of Mars: you need enough energy to reliquify it. And hope it doesn't "freeze" again before you're able to bring it to life. In other words, such an effort would require extremely large amounts of energy. Way more than what is practically possible for humanity. It would take millions of years to do such a thing.
@elderpastitsios15692 жыл бұрын
@@Antares2 There is no need to melt the core. The atmosphere will not escape instantaneously. It would take centuries, which is more than enough time to replenish the escaped gas with material from beyond Pluto's orbit.
@Antares22 жыл бұрын
@@elderpastitsios1569 That's even worse. Are people or life supposed to be ON the planet when you start bombarding it to "replenish" the atmosphere? Also, you'd have to keep doing this forever. Not exactly what I would call sustainable.
@daniels79072 жыл бұрын
Everyone forgets nitrogen. It's essential, and Mars has virtually none.
@adamtedder10122 жыл бұрын
Asteroids and phobos. Phobos is loaded with nitrogen.